#clarkson University

[graciethewriter1]

[blackbatss]

Batman Gotham after midnight #7

[mcudc616]

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛 (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒)

[sunshineandflowerpower]

For some reason I’ve been getting a lot of Steven Universe stuff on my Tik Tok feed lately and as a past fan of the show and a current fan of Top Gear I would like to just make this comparison:

(The character is called Mr. Frowny btw)

[shydaydreamer28]

BC thinks Dr. Strange needs Therapy lmao

Lmao even though I don't believe in therapy (seems like wasted money), I can still agree here heavily.

Dr. Strange & Wanda both need it desperately - for the same reason(s). Lmao

[of-fear-and-love]

Technology from Easy A (2010)

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Madame Web (2024) S.J. Clarkson

October 12th 2024

[questioningespecialy]

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Twilight version of the Domino Effect meme with 10 black dominoes from 2009's "World record for the largest domino toppled in a chain". On the lower right is a hunched over male about to tip over the smallest domino (1st domino). On the upper left is the largest domino (10th domino), which is 8.8 times taller than the smallest. Starting from the male and ending with the largest domino are individual sentences indicating specific moments in what is essentially Twilight history.

Male: “a group of “friends” get together at a villa (1816)” 1st domino: “Lord Byron proposes the “Ghost Story Challenge” (1816)” 2nd domino: “Polidori steals Byron’s idea (1819)” 3rd domino: “Stephanie Meyer wakes up “from a very vivid dream” (2003)” 4th domino: “Twilight gets published (2005)” 5th domino: “E.L. James writes a dangerously inaccurate BDSM fanfic (2009)” 6th domino: “Master of the Universe is published as Fifty Shades of Grey (2011)” 7th domino: “Dakota Johnson becomes famous (2015)” 8th domino: “Dakota calls Ellen DeGeneres out on her own show (2019)” 9th domino: “Ellen’s treatment of guests and employees finally gets noticed” 10th domino: “Ellen ends The Ellen DeGeneres Show after 19 years (2022)” 10th domino image: On the 10th domino stands an image with 6.9% opacity of Kelly Clarkson from The Kelly Clarkson Show.

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[thenerdsofcolor]

A 'Madame Web' Trailer Exists and None of You Jerks Told Me About It?

I mean, I’m a Spiderman/Spiderverse person, seriously. Not in the sense that I saw Venom, or the one with Leto, or know when Kraven the Hunter comes out, but I’m still shocked that an official Madame Web trailer has been live for a whole week and I’m just watching it today. Internet! What’re you doing, man? Continue reading Untitled

[southerngothicaf]

NOT HER SENDING ME "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU" BY KELLY CLARKSON

[gardenofedenuniverse]

Vanity Fair Oscars Party 2023.

[overpuncturedego]

[scantola]

[mustelidsinlove]

The Isle of Ogygia by citrusses on AO3

There is an island, far out in the sea.

It’s useless to fight Potter. Isn’t that the lesson he’s refused to learn his entire life? // “Harry,” he says, as instructed, the word another link in the chain he’s binding himself with. // Potter comes back the next month, as reliable as the tides. Draco starves for him when he’s not there. // But Harry is also clearly a walking disaster and would apparently rather be kidnapped than face the mess he’s made of his life, so if Draco wants to spend the next four years eating Harry’s pancakes and fucking Harry until he can’t walk, he needs Harry to get his head right. // “There’s still a chance we could starve to death,” says Draco. “A bad enough storm could come in and–” “Then we’ll starve,” Harry says, smiling at him, and Draco gives up, because he’s finally learned his lesson about fighting Harry Potter.

A perfect little miracle of a story, almost fairytale-like in its rhythms, setting, and concision — though I don't know any fairytales featuring a protagonist quite as petulant, arseholey, or delightfully unfiltered (in the narration) as this Draco. Its real triumph might be the world-building, though, which is accomplished swiftly, elegantly, and uniquely — creating an expansion to the magic of the HP universe and portkeys that I will be thinking about for a long while. The dynamic is lovely as well: an easy relationship, that still honors the fact that these are two broken boys in need of saving. The smut is very good, too, as is the ust. 

Art:

(1) A Fisherman's Bedroom, Christen Dalsgaard, 1853

(2) Eddystone Lighthouse, Clarkson Frederick Stanfield, print made by W.B. Cooke, 1836

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[pearlprincess02]

1st house synastry playlist

mirrored vibes - 1st house synastry (playlist) / inner planets / asteroids

for when their jupiter is in your first house:

"good vibrations" - the beach boys / "happy" - pharrell williams / "ain't no mountain high enough" - marvin gaye & tammi terrell / "beautiful day" - U2 / "can't stop the feeling!" - justin timberlake /

for when your jupiter is in their first house:

"higher love" - steve winwood / "you raise me up" - josh groban / "firework" - katy perry / "can't hold us" - macklemore & ryan lewis / "hey soul sister" - train /

for when their saturn is in your first house:

"beautiful boy (darling boy)" - john lennon / "diamonds" - rihanna / "the scientist" - coldplay / "stronger (what doesn't kill you)" - kelly clarkson / "i will survive" - gloria gaynor /

for when your saturn is in their first house:

"the sound of silence" - simon & garfunkel / "say you won't let go" - james arthur / "someone you loved" - lewis capaldi / "best song ever" - one direction / "i'll stand by you" - the pretenders /

for when their uranus is in your first house:

"like a prayer" - madonna / "rebel yell" - billy idol / "electric feel" - mgmt / "blue suede shoes" - elvis presley / "don't stop believin'" - journey

for when your uranus is in their first house:

"power" - kanye west / "walking on sunshine" - katrina & the waves / "changes" - david bowie / "born this way" - lady gaga / "run the world (girls)" - beyoncé /

for when their neptune is in your first house:

"wish you were here" - pink floyd / "clair de lune" - claude debussy / "dreams" - fleetwood mac / "across the universe" - the beatles / "my immortal" - evanescence /

for when your neptune is in their first house:

"連れてって 連れてって" - dreams come true / "what the world needs now is love" - andra day / "imagine" - john lennon / "somewhere over the rainbow" - judy garland / "chasing pavements" - adele /

for when their pluto is in your first house:

"before he cheats" - carrie underwood / "runnin' on empty" - jackson browne / "carry on wayward son" - kansas / "holocene" - bon iver / "decode" - paramore /

for when your pluto is in their first house:

"secret" - the pierces / "heartbreaker" - pat benatar / "higher love" - kygo & whitney houston / "gives you hell" - all time low / "story of us" - taylor swift /

@pearlprincess02

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[aqua-rp-blog]

I can imagine them doing this while pretending to be like Top Gear (it’s Pounce’s idea) in order to review the best People Carrier for media class

Just

*Pouncival turns up in a Volvo Estate 240*

As you can see, I’ve done this properly, this is my real, everyday 1985 Volvo 240 Estate! Lots of room, check, runs like a tank, check, nothing fancy, the only trinket is a factory Turbocharger back when that was still a big deal

Let’s see what the others got

*Victoria shows up in a 1999 Subaru Outback*

Pounce: No way!

*Vic parks and exits the Vehicle*

Pounce: No way did you get an OUTBACK on our budget!

Vic: My Girlfriend’s brother knows a car repair guy

Pounce: Tumble! You got something from Tumble, how much did he charge

Vic: well, it’s the flat six, but it is my girlfriend’s and she says she paid only 8 grand

Pounce: so 10 grand, the yearly fee for this university, *points to the Volvo* £900

Vic: now Pounci, I know those heaps of junk are depreciating like hell, but not that much

Pounce: HEAP OF JUNK!!?! This is a tank, nothing’s broken! Meanwhile yours…

Vic: minuscule amount of brake pad wear and the clock’s broken, that’s it

*Tumble arrives with a 1997 Toyota Previa, Electra with a 1987 Lincoln Continental TD, and Plato in a 1965 Morris Minor Traveller, same schtick continues*

Pounce: What do you think Miss Operetta has gotten

Tumble: Mitsubishi Montero?

Pounce: hope that’s not imported then

Vic: I would think a Previa like you’ve done, Tumble

Electra: or like an Espace at most

Pounce in voiceover: We were in for a shock

*horn blare, followed by the “Any Dream Will Do” instrumental while the camera struggles to capture everything*

Jemima: The challenge said PEOPLE CARRIERS not ant carriers!

Electra: what is that!

Jemima: this is my new car, a lifted, E85/Petrol/CNG powered, Godzilla V8 swapped 2011, All Wheel Drive Panther Platform Ford F-150, or as I have Christened it “Everlasting Cat”

Tumble: that thing will die after two seconds on actual roads, at least Electra’s Lincoln works and functions

Jemima: because it’s powered by Germans, this is All American muscle, it is who it says it is!

Vic: can you even leave your vehicle ?

*Pounce giggles as Jemima visibly struggles*

Jemima: a little help, love

Plato: do you think you might have gone overboard, just a little

Jemima: Nooo! *hangs comically on to the cubbyhole on the door until she can climb down on a ladder*

Tumble: it won’t work!

Jem: yes it will!

Pounce: it won’t

Jem: it will, and I won’t hear any more pithe nonsense about it! *Pouts like a cute and grumpy puppy*

My very short friend has a truck and I mean she is very very short. And she has to jump to get into the said truck. We also call this friend our Gryffindor since she is so impulsive. Also a bit of perspective, I live in Northern Florida where everyone literally everyone owns a truck. Except me. I don't think I could ever drive one.

So me (and my great brain) had a scary thought.

This is human au and they are all in their late teens early 20s.

Jemima is the shortest out of her friend group but she has this giant personality. She will do anything she puts her mind to. And because of this is her first (or one of) car is actually a giant truck.

And she has trouble getting into it (and out) sometimes. But her friends are too afraid to laugh (except Pouncival who will laugh every single time) mostly due to Jemima putting on a puppy face will pout.

Or something like that.

You can ignore this. You can also expand on this too. I don't care.