#clark is my blorbo who literally no one knows about

[cynric]

reblogging my post about off book marvel sing-ematic universe (part 1): big metal snakes every time i listen to off book marvel sing-ematic universe (part 1): big metal snakes more than once a day in the hopes to get someone to please listen to off book marvel song-ematic universe (part 1): big metal snakes

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[ultfreakme]

Who is Jon Kent? And why do you like him? (Is it rude to ask that? I just want to know)

Hi Nonnie! Oh dw it's not rude to ask at all!! Always happy to rant about Jon.

So Jon Kent(full name Jonathan Samuel Kent) is the son of Superman and Lois Lane. He is currently Superman, and shares the title with his dad Clark, and Kong Kenan. He's 17-18 years old and he's my precious blorbo ;_;

Okay reasons I like him:

I relate to his experience of being bisexual and his journey with it: So Jon's bi, the news articles about a 'queer superman' is what made me read his comics because I was just so happy and intrigued by it. Jon's bisexuality isn't a central focus, he doesn't have any denial about it, or have some moment where it clicks and he has a crisis about it. Jon's very casual about it, he knows he's bi. He's more scared about how people will perceive it rather than have any personal difficulties with it. And that realy resonated with me because when I figured out I was bi/pan/queer something, I didn't panic, I didn't go "oh no no no", I just went "huh, okay" and existed like that. A lot of queer characters are about queer pain, so seeing Jon just be bisexual and that being the least of his worries was nice to see.

He always tries his best to learn and be better: Jon never assumes that he's got the solutions, or that he's got a sure-fire way of doing things. He's constantly asking people for guidance, letting others explain their POV and later, he gives his viewpoint. He only goes "no fuck you" when he's got all the information required. Like he's so careful, and he learns on his own and from people around him. - So he's like, a superpowered near god-like being. But his main mentor is Nightwing- a regular human vigilante. He goes to him to learn to contain his powers & be better at investigating. - His first major storyline is him helping save a country from a dictator, and the movement was first led by his boyfriend, Jay Nakamura. Jon joins later. So he always lets Jay take the lead on it because Jay has told him Superman can't fix everything and he should be about empowering people rather than coming down on people like he knows everything. - His go-to for advice isn't Clark Kent, the og Superman, but his mom- Lois Lane who's an expert journalist. His closest, most trusted circles are all regular non-powered people who influence the world in their own way.

He's accidentally funny as fuck: Like he doesn't TRY to make jokes, but he says and does shit that just makes me laugh at him. Eg: He's always talking about how he 'listens to all perspectives and doesn't start fighting unless he's heard all side'. BUT. His one exception, is BATMAN. And this is because Batman once kind of suggested "hey your boyfriend is shady as fuck I think he's part of a terrorist organization can you check that?" and JON LOSES IT. Ever since then, he's had some petty ass grudge against Batman. Which is horrible because Batman is practically his uncle and family. This goes to the point he gives LEX LUTHOR a chance over Batman. Also, he really, really tries to be all calm and collected and rational but so far I think he's kidnapped a senator, gotten jailed, barged into a foreign president's home, barged into Lex's place and with like minimal evidence went 'Idk wtf you did wrong or why or how- but I know it's you'

He's annoying: He mastered chess in 8 seconds, he knows all the rules, he's good enough to beat Lex Luthor, considered the smartest man on the planet. But just to piss off Lex, he acts all innocent WHILE BEATING HIM and goes "see? My horsey took your piece". Like said 'horsey' as if he doesn't know tf a Knight is. Also literally any time he talks about Batman, he says the most sarcastic, dry shit ever. "Anger issues stuffed into a bat suit" is my personal fave.

He's a sweetheart!!! A kid called him a clown and he just, played along with it. He gave his boyfriend a ring that can make him fly. He heats up his mom's coffee in secret when she's swamped with work and helps his grandma bake pie! In his free time he helps replant forests ;_;

His daddy issues compel me: Okay so Jon.....to succinctly put- got trapped in an alternate universe where he was basically tortured by an AU version of his dad for about half a decade. When he returned, due to space-time shenanigans, 6 yrs for him was 3 weeks in his original world. His main tormentor wore his dad's face and he missed out on all his childhood. People were waiting for a 10 yr old version of him but he's 17-18 and people have a hard time digesting that. Jon suppresses the crap out of his issues. He never talks about it. The one time he does, he's extremely vague. He's hurt by his father not giving him the same kind of attention, by his parents so clearly missing the old him, but he never complains about it. Instead, he tries to fit around their expectations which is heartbreaking. Like reading about it is very fun for me.

He's just really fun to read about idk if my Jon propaganda is working XDXD

[takaraphoenix]

💖 for Batman and 💖 for DC in general (I'm curious if they're gonna be different or not)

*laughs* Oooh, yes good one. Sooo many sub-fandoms in DC.

And no, they would not be the same character.

My Bat Fam Fave would most definitely be Dick - though, I gotta say, Steph is sneakily inching in closer and closer. But Dick's kind of always been it. Used to be my second favorite DC character for so long. (And I still love him as much. I have just gained a lot of love for many other characters too at this point.)

My overall fave for DC is... hard to say because I think it depends on how you measure fave?

I have the longest lasting attachment and love for Clark Kent. He's Superman, the big alien puppy filled with love, hope and the inherent belief that humankind is good, how could you not love him? For all intends and purposes a god, but instead of ruling, he chose to protect and instead of looking down at breakable humans, he regards them with awe and love. Quite frankly, he may be the only character where I genuinely believe that if you hate him, there must be something wrong with you; even if you don't love him, to hate this embodiment of hope and love and good will would be so cynical.

But then there is Jackson Hyde, who yes, the YJ cartoon first got me curious about him but I have since come to love his comic counterpart so much, he was the first character I tackled in reading up on when I started reading comics and he's someone if you put him in a comic, I will read it, no questions asked. And that's just no a measurement I have for Clark (partially though because there is so much content about Clark Kent, whereas I'm nearly through all there is about Jackson and am desperate for more).

However, the most... blorbo-shaped character for me is John Constantine. I love this wet cat of a bastard man. He makes me go !! MY BOY!! when he pops up in a comic. And though I don't know if I'll manage, or how long it will take me, I do have all of the various Hellblazer comics in my folder and plan on reading them because I want to get to know all aspects of him.

Okay I totally suck at answering this question, but to be fair, there are literally hundreds of DC characters spanning all sub-fandoms and there are actual dozens of DC characters I love to various degrees, including quite a handful of truly loving.

So. This would be the most I could narrow it down. I guess. But if I don't stop, I'ma add at least two more. xDDD

send me  💖 + a fandom and i’ll tell you my fav character  

[sunlitlemonade]

Jason and/or dick, for the ask game?

First, I'm very sorry for taking so long to answer this.

Second, JASON!!!! DICK!!! I'll do my top five for both, let's go!

Jason-

Oof, kinda difficult for me to select just five for him because he's my ultimate blorbo and I like to explore him with all sorts of characters. But! For the sake of this ask game, I will whittle it down to five:-

Dick & Jason - My Ao3 is proof enough of my obsession with them. Not a single moment that I don't spend thinking about them. It is borderline insane at this point. Their relationship has LAYERS,,,, like an onion- too many and every single one of them will make you cry. They were each other's first brothers, they love each other, they scream, they mess up, they still reach out. T H E M. (Sorry to my mutuals who don't get a break from me screaming about them skskssk. Especially Scarlett and Perse.)

Jason/Roy - I have covered it in Roy's post for the ask game but the baseline is that -> them = perfect for each other. I rest my case.

Jason & Rose & Eddie - Jason and Eddie being pen pals was one of the best things to have happened in his Robin era. I want them to be friends again soooo bad. Elseworlds might show them to be married but I honestly think Rose and Jason work better as chaotic bffs. Rose and Eddie have interacted and I don't need much more to work with. They would be an amazing trio and I stand by that.

Jason & Talia - Best mother-son duo, I don't take criticism. No one can or should fight me on this ever. It's not perfect but they care for and understand each other deeply. I think about them for one second and get emotional.

Jason & Kyle & Donna - Cosmic mistakes. Need I say more? Each of them are a glitch on the fabric of reality and its w o n d e r f u l. So much to explore - from themes and motifs to the inevitable crack-y trope of them babysitting each other. (People would expect me to say Donna but she's honestly just as chaotic lololol)

Dick-

Dick & Jason - for exactly the reasons I have stated above. The other relationships on both the lists take turns on my brainrot slot but this remains at the top.

Dick & Donna - Exhibit A: "Donna, we've gone through so much together and in not all that many years. Yet, I feel as if I've known and loved you all my life. Terry is a remarkably lucky man to have found you." "I'm the lucky one. I've known so much love and now all my loved ones are here to share my happiest day. Dick... I love you." Exhibit B: "Me? I can't even listen to a bike go by without thinking of you." Like,,,,,, literally no one does it like them. They are platonic soulmates and that's on that.

Dick & Damian - I love the banter and the sweetness in their relationship. They quipped with each other just like any other dynamic duo but there's a gentler, sincere side to them that I absolutely adore.

Dick & Clark - They're besties. Dick got his mask name from a Kryptonian legend, Clark called him the "multiverse constant". What else do people want me to say on the topic?

Dick & the Titans - listen I know I talked about Donna and his relationship BUT all of the Titans are so important to him and his journey. Those were some crucial years for him as a leader but also as a person. It was a,,, Process for sure and these people were with him throughout that trip. So yes, him and the Titans are very near and dear to my heart.

[sejanusplnth]

ma'am i need stranger things for the fandom ask!!!

thank you my queen who i definitely didn’t ask to send this <3 xoxoxoxo

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): its steve harrington.... its definitely steve harrington (robin is a close second i love you baby)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): literally all the kids in s1?? they were all so precious?? but will byers sweetheart pls protect him

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): i’m gonna say max just bc i know she is very loved by a lot of the fandom but!! she is also hated for the stupidest fucking reasons esp after s3 and i’ll defend that girl with my LIFE i love her so much

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): i really loved bob!!!! rip king!! also mr clarke is great

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): i genuinely don’t know if i have an unpopular fave or a controversial fave but i’ll say nancy for this one??? bc like max i know she is loved but also gets a lot of hate, but it’s not all totally invalid, i see her flaws. but i love her sm anyways.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): b*lly i want to choke him out

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): B*LLY I WANT TO CHOKE HIM OUT AND SEND HIM TO SUPERHELL also brenner fuck that guy