#claire split

[twig-the-edgelord]

Knows too much

Alts

[c-kiddo]

it may be freak behaviour (yay) but i love when i read a book and there's some folkloric mythological sex scene with a character and something like a gigantic owl or a man who's a fox or northern lights and then it makes strange babies too . i love these things happening and not being acknowledged as strange because rly its symbolic in a way but in general i just love strangeness treated matter of factly

[claires-unofficial]

Regretevator characters we would hire for our staff if they asked:

Gnarpy

They're probably the one piercing you're ears and they're not sorry if you get an infection.

Infected

An icon for all lovers of pink!!

Party Noob

They'd bring joy and laughter to the whole store, a huge pick me up for staff, I just know it!

Pilby

His stylish bows are sure to attract customers!

Prototype

Silly, curious, and fun! A great addition to our staff!

Split

Social and bright! Would chat up customers and drum up business!

Jeremy

Bright pink and always has a smile on his face! How could you possibly refuse a deal from him? And if you do, well, he doesn't give you a choice.

Gregoriah

Cheerful and great at running a business! As long as you don't let him accidentally summon anything.

[bluebellwrenart]

CoD OC Dump #1 - [Black Ops Edition]

Decided to cure my art block by doodling all of my OCs so that I have an excuse to talk about them. Started off with my many CoD characters, so here's the first set. Names and info under the cut.

[Goes upper right -> lower left -> upper middle -> lower middle]

Joanne Locklear — Because not everyone has to be the most epic soldier or spy to ever soldier or spy, Joanne is one of my civilian characters.

A med-student with a clinical interest in neurology (and a personal/non-professional interest in psychology) only partly because of her husband (drumroll, please), Alex Mason. She's my OC version of Mason's wife.

Her parents own and run a bar & grill in Fairbanks, where she works part-time when she's not busy with school, and her father happened to have grown up and served in World War II alongside Mason's father. They were friends because they were the same age, they were classmates, and also because when they were little their dads made them. She's half-Alaskan Athabaskan through her mom, half-white through her dad.

Lillian Scott — An analyst in the CIA with a specialty in linguistics and a knack for codes as well, her main role in my fanfic series is to serve as a translator, gather intelligence, analyze said intelligence, and so on and so forth. She serves a mainly supporting role as far as operations are concerned, and she's fine with that. After all she is a scrawny little nerd (affectionate) and although she can fight if necessary she isn't exactly great at it. It's too much for her poor constitution.

A fun fact is that she can actually shoot really well (girl is Appalachian born and raised, she grew up hunting, what did you expect) it just hurts her hands and she kind of needs those. Also she's paired with Weaver because if you know me then you know that I love me a man with an eyepatch and a tragic complex backstory.

Nadezhda "Bell" Belkina — An OC!Bell because you can't give me a faceless protagonist and expect me NOT to make a very long and intricate backstory for them (if you know about my AC fanfics then you know exactly what I'm talking about). Abandoned on the streets, taken in by Perseus, something of a prodigy, then brainwashed by Adler through the MKUltra program...you know how it be.

She and Woods end up bonding over the fact they both spent their childhoods on the streets.

Claire Anderson & Michael Isaacs — AKA Svetlana Andreyeva and Mikhail Isakov, both KGB operatives planted in the U.S. to assume American identities, their job was primarily to track down and kill rogue operatives/traitors. The problem with that is that both of them ended up really liking their fake lives in America, and were tempted to defect. Claire defected to the CIA, Mike/Misha was killed before he could. By Russell Adler no less.

Oh, and speaking of him, Claire is his ex-wife. She wasn't his ex until after he shot Mikhail, though. And then tried to shoot her too. Yeah, you can see why their marriage went up in flames. Somehow they worked out their problems enough to work together in the 80s...and again in the 90s. RIP Mikhail though.

[foundfamilyhq]

[damnikindadontcare]

The only time I’ve supported Claire and ever will is when she had to tell the Faks to leave when they showed up at her FUCKING JOB to try and get her to forgive her ex

[average-book-enjoyer]

need to start drinking more water and stretching again. i’m getting less flexible..

[mobianresistance]

//Anyway, now that I have more icons of her, maybe I'll use her a little tomorrow.

y'know, if anyone wants to interact with a time-displaced variant of a dead diamond cutter

[dearorpheus]

“I felt no regret about sucking Ben’s blood out of the towel. I didn’t feel bad about myself, and I didn’t feel disgusting. I didn’t feel dangerous either, or more wrong than right, more evil than good. I think I realised quite a long time ago that the demon isn’t necessarily linked to God; it’s not the antithesis of human, or of the soul. It is just a different animal, which has a different diet to humans. I’ve heard of a crustacean that eats just the corneas of sharks, until the sharks are blinded, and butterflies in the Amazon that drink the tears of turtles—yet these animals aren’t demons; they’re just animals, and many people believe them to have been made the way they are by God. Of course, there are also animals that survive on blood; and others that crack open eggs and eat the young, or the runny yolk inside; and others that eat their own young; and then humans, too, eat meat and eggs and blood, only in specific ways, in specific shapes, with specific herbs, and these animals and humans are not demons. Neither are cannibals, or people who eat objects. There are humans who have eaten shards of glass, coins, nails, blades, stones; one man who has eaten bicycles, trolleys, a whole aeroplane and a coffin.” 

— Claire Kohda, Woman, Eating

[laugtherhyena]

Here's one of the info sheets i made on one of the species from me and my friends fantasy universe

The forest critters are our take on basic human-animal hybrids like catgirls, they're a simple but funny species to make characters of so it's no wonder my me and my friends have so many of them

[twig-the-edgelord]

HAPPY PRIDE

[atzfilm]

bestie when will you post the next clair de lune 🥹

TRYING MY BEST LOVELY the next chapter is currently at 21k !! about 60~ percent done so it'll probably be over 30k.. . ...

[authorofemotion]

Crazy frog, noodle and soup for that one ask thing

for crazy frog i’m actually microdosing hypothermia by regularly spending 10+ minutes in the -11 degree deep freeze at work without a coat and it numbs my brain and makes me funnier

[s0fter-sin]

i’m 30 minutes into resident evil: vendetta, why has no one told me this thing slaps?

[elizabethcrumb]

🍄3 Barry Fics

Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/45333544/chapters/115088272

Title & Summary:   6: Art Exhibit,   *Barry X OC. No sex in this one but it's cute anyways* (Barry meets someone at an art Exhibit)

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Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/45333544/chapters/115269229

Title & Summary:  7: Barry's Hot Buns, *Barry X Casey Cooke. Originally this came from my story ‘Beauty and the horde’, I just had to edit this chapter and make it a funny one shot that ends differently. Enjoy!*

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Link:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/45333544/chapters/115476826

Title & Summary:  8: Fitting Room, Request *Claire Benoit x Barry* -Casey and Dennis make an appearance- ( AU - A little fun in the fitting room but at what cost? :O ) 

[trollbreak]

When peipre and dexter silly btw