#civic ask

[civicposting]

who are you

A Honda Civic Stan blog.

I also answer asks for car identification. I already know what car you drive. I'm just that good.

[hellboundhimbo]

WOE MEME DUMP BE UPON YE here’s part 1 lol

ignore the fact the last one is in a completely different format than the rest of them xoxo it wasn’t planned to be part of the dump but i figured id include it.

[ariadne-mouse]

This is a little bit cursed, but Bus!Essek!

He is a night bus, naturally.

[qqueenofhades]

Regarding the EO: aren’t they just trying to get the 14th amendment in front of this Supreme Court in order to redefine it? I’m not sure about the birthright citizenship EO, but that certainly seems the case with the sex at conception one.

I'm sure that this corrupt and criminal SCOTUS will attempt multifarious methods of fuckery to help Trump wherever they can, but they do not by any means have the power to unilaterally rewrite or amend the constitution. There is a defined process to create and pass a constitutional amendment, and the bar is deliberately very high: two thirds of both the House and Senate and something like 38 of 50 states have to ratify it. Notably, the 22nd Amendment also limits presidents to two terms, and there is not an easy way (much as he and the rest of the ratfuckers will try) for Trump to get around that.

Basically, I'm seeing some understandable worry that Trump just has carte blanche to change the American government however he wants, and at this point at least, he very much does not. While SCOTUS and/or other Trump judges will invent contorted legal rationales to provide cover where they can: they cannot unilaterally rewrite or amend the constitution. They can certainly perform said convoluted interpretive hijinks to decide what they think it should say; witness their eager attempts to prove that the Second Amendment actually totally authorizes the use of personal assault rifles, pshaw "well regulated" pshaw! But there is not a lot of interpretive wiggle room in either the 14th Amendment or the 22nd Amendment. Which is why, as I said in my tags, deliberately wild overreach BS just to be dicks is not actually very effective and will not stand up (at least right now) to even the most cursory judicial review. If that situation changes, we will make a note of it, but it is also useful to think about what part of their evil bullshit circus is a realistic thing to deal with/push back on, and which is total hot air, meant as a distraction, and will get justifiably shitcanned.

[generichoneydew]

hey buddy, do the remote from object show. NOW

on it boss!! (｀-´)>

ugghhhh I love her. I haven't seen TPOT since she got eliminated, but her, Liy, and Basketball gotta be my favorite from BFDI. Mechanical minds my beloved,,,,,,,

57/104

[astronomodome]

I hope we all draw impulse maids if/when he joins tumblr for realsies because it’s the perfect introduction. If he can’t deal with that he can’t deal with tumblr but if he’s chill with it we can coexist

[mollysunder]

Some people have long essays for why Viktor will s2's main antagonist. Meanwhile I think Viktor will be a main antagonistic because he's got some of the worst traits of a tech bro. Iykyk.

[forecast0ctopus]

Have you ever drawn the THIS IS A COMPANY CAR, SHAWN scene? It would go so hard in your art style

haha thanks!! haven't drawn any scene redraws of it, but I did to this one a while back!

[things-about-cars-in-posts]

I do not believe that any modification ever could make a Honda civic 'cool'

I want your opinion on this

I think I can find a way to squeeze out some mental gymnastics by which I can technically agree. Oh, I've got it!

There's a stock EG Civic I see around sometimes, and it's the most basic spec that can be found - not the rarer, imperceptibly better looking facelifted model, not equipped with any cool option nor modification nor even alloy rims, preserved too poorly to be mint and not poorly enough to be heroic. Exactly like this picture I found looking up "civic" in a used car ad aggregator and sorting by cheapest.

And every time I see it I go "Civic! :D", like in one of my main's greatest posts.

Maybe the surprising rarity of hatchbacks of this generation is a factor (though local popularity hasn't quelled my fondness of Suzuki jeeps), but whatever the case, one arguably cannot modify that Civic in a way that makes it cool to me, per the logic by which something cannot become what it already is.

But regarding the intended meaning of "Civics aren't cool cars and no modification could make them such", well, not only could we be touching their bare metal and still not have a common ground (It's an electrics pun. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.), I disagree so hard that I am willing to go over every Civic and not just show a cool modified example, but even argue that the factory itself churned out something cool.

That's right. I'm doing a SERIES. That's how wrong you are.

Note for the poor-watersporting audience: Just because I'm not the type to cowardly shield myself from criticism by rattling out "i personally believe"s and "in my opinion"s doesn't mean I have the delusion to be dishing out statements of fact. Assertive statements the likes of the line above are to be taken as the friendly jest they are. Someone beat you to taking it seriously anyway, and community feedback about it was starkly negative.

Links in blue are posts of mine about the topic in question: if you liked this post, you might like those - or the blog’s Discord server, linked in the pinned post!

[dnpbeats]

which venues have you had your eye on in terms of selling poorly? 👀

hi okay I was gonna go through and screenshot all of them but I honestly can't be bothered to do that im sorry so I'm just gonna list them and then I'll do a couple screenshots as examples <3 also, I am going based off of available tickets compared to sold tickets, not amount of tickets sold. bc if you book a venue of a certain size I expect that d&p expect to sell close to that many tickets 🤷🏻‍♀️

venues that aren't selling well (imo): Berlin, Portland, Vancouver, San Diego, LA (seems like it's doing well but it's because they never opened the balcony don't let it fool you), Grand Prairie, Detroit, Milwaukee, Nashville

venues that aren't doing horribly but aren't anywhere close to being sold out either: Antwerpen (assuming balcony 2 was never opened), Denver, Kansas City, Austin, Chicago, NY, Atlanta, Fort Lauderdale, Reading, Seattle n2 and Tysons n2 but to be fair there are sold out shows in those cities, Brisbane, Perth, Aukland

a few of the venues don't let you see the seating chart so I didn't include those anywhere, also I didnt bother checking any of the UK dates lmao. example screenshots under the cut if you want to know what I consider not selling well and not being close to selling out :)

not selling well:

not close to being sold out:

[hystericminitotebag]

Alsssoooooooooooooo

It was a date

[maliciousspirit]

Mr Mutual I have only spoken to once like 2 years ago. Maybe its just bc its 5 am here but I am betwitched by you tagging smth 'honda civic mention'. Why?

Sincerely,

Tumblr user Halsaph

(No I don't know why I formatted this like this either)

Dearest Halsaph Mutual,

I remember our conversation fondly. Though it is akin to sunlight on a foggy day, your presence has often reminded me of the moon circling the sun. Constant, present, and consistent.

To address your query, you must know about me. I, as many others, have the honor to own a fuck ass Honda Civic.

The darling beast that travels me across the globe is a force to be reckoned with, having 400 thousand miles under her belt and far too many brushes with death.

Til we meet again,

Tumblr User Maliciousspirit

[vampmilf]

hello i am looking to get convinced to get into that nightvale thing i know nothing about it

honestly what can i even tell you to sell night vale without risking the vague yet menacing government agency sweeping me up in a van and making me disappear. wouldnt want to lose my blog after all the effort i put in to teaching spiders how to read, ive just barely escaped death the few times that i went to fetch books from the library, those librarians are fast as hell. and then who would feed the cat thats hovering four feet above the sink in the bathroom? and his kittens he birthed just last week?? with how wheat and wheat byproducts have been outlawed now its hard enough to provide for myself if im honest. anyways, gotta dig myself back out of this dirt before the angel turns me into a tree again.

[otrtbs]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP88qusTG/ goldfinch mania

GOLDFINCH EDIT IN 2024 RAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE

(even tho i hated the movie .. the bastardized version of the most glorious book ,… but we must take heart and find joy in the small things (tiktok edits that go crazy))

[lightbulb-warning]

can I just say the way you draw kokichi as a fucking unhinged gremlin makes me v happy as a kokichi kinnie

IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES!! <3

its what all of us DESERVE!!!!!!!!!/lh

[hellsite-detective]

Hello detective, I have brought a case file of a missing person. A panda named 'Po', the last sighting of him was of him endering a 2006 honda civic. Would love for you to try to open this cold case wide open.

another incredible post that i shockingly had never heard of. but that wasn't gonna stop me from findin' it. i went to the Search Bar and asked Google for "tumblr panda honda" and was shockingly given the post immediately, allowin' me to file it away

here you are! your post! make sure you don't lose this panda again, keep track of that honda civic! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed