#cinematic shrek universe

[authenticqueer]

CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS MOVIE!!!

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.

[sixpossumsinaclownsuit]

May 2004 - Shrek 2 comes out, fairy godmother covers Holding Out for a Hero.

July 2023 - Barbie comes out, Ryan gosling sings a I'm Just Ken.

Everything else between those two points have been culturally insignificant and are not worth mentioning

[movietimegirl]

Wade: *pop*

Logan:

Wade: *Pop*

Logan:

Wade: *POP*

Logan:[restrains temper] Oh! For five minutes... could you not be your fucking self? FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!

Wade:

Logan:

Wade: *POP*

Logan: AAAARGH!!!!!! 

[y6s]

[pockyblush]

Puss: Everyone has their demons.

Puss grabbing Death: This one's mine.

[meilia-stims]

Puss in Boots & Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) stimboard?

Kitty Softpaws (Puss In Boots: The Last Wish) stimboard for anon

🐈‍⬛ 🌟 🐈‍⬛

🌟 🐈‍⬛ 🌟

🐈‍⬛ 🌟 🐈‍⬛

[avrgesevillian]

absolutely obsessed with dreamworks consistently returning to the girlbosses x men who get pegged well for leading romances. doing god's work

[twilightprince101]

In which our hero and the God of Death take a moonlit stroll

I always knew this was going to be a long chapter. But even after cutting out a good chunk of what I had planned, it's still 12K words. Remember when chapter one was about 3k? Good times...

Either way. Welcome back. This is a chapter I have been planning on writing for over a god damn year. We are finally here folks. We're big time now.

While I do wish I could have done a little bit more here, I'm extremely satisfied with how this turned out. Plus, the part that I cut out here? I can just slot it in around the start of the next arc. Arguably it'd be better later than now tbh. But that's a chapter for... I don't know seven months from now?

Regardless. I hope you all enjoy the ride tonight.

[lopposting]

the year is 2023 and there is now a pinocchio fandom

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : Lilies Bracket !

Round 1 Poll 5

[ntls-24722]

THE DUDE HIMSELF!!! HUMAN DJ FOR TODAY

I love him and his dynamic with Sun/Moon because the both of them are equally weird. The moment you think that one of them is slightly more reasonable, they turn around and start chewing on the other one. They are def more than just friends but I don't exactly think they would be a couple. Friends that make out, perhaps

they also seem like the type to start getting violent with eachother when laughing. DJMM starts shaking him around and sun starts punching and clawing at him

Also, I seldom drew DJMM with headphones because I remembered that most of the time he's blind, and can't afford not to be able to hear.

Also, his Shrek oc. Man, it's been like. 4 years since I last drew Shrek

I NEED to draw DJMM's emu chariot soon

[ohshitfangirlalert]

Happy New Year 🎇 Tell me a good thing from 2024 and then a thing you’re hoping for in 2025!

Happy happy new year! 🎆 I'm so excited for what the future holds. One good thing that happened to me in 2024 is that I got to travel to Japan after my graduation. A thing I am looking forward to in 2025 is moving out after being accepted to a masters program!! 💚💜💚💜

Thank you so kindly for asking! I'd love to hear yours and anyone else that would like to share in the replies 😜

[liminal-species]

I finally saw The Last Wish, and it is hands down my favorite ShrekVerse film.

Also drawn on the ward, all I had was a tiny golf pencil, an eraser, and paper.

[graspingremlinhands]

Perrito: Just be yourself Muerte, Puss deserves to know the real you.

Muerte: Be myself?? Perro I have one day to win Puss over. How long did it take for you guys to start liking me??

Kitty: Six weeks.

Shrek: Couple of months.

Fiona: Jury's still out.

Muerte: See Perrito?? "Be yourself" what kind of garbage advice is that??!!

[dontcallmeeds]

I need the fandom to know that while I’ve been absolutely sleep deprived from anxiety that I decided to write a fic where Eddie Munson is absolutely balls to the wall obsessed with Shrek.

I have finally lost it yall.