#cia i love you hahahaha

[silverspleen]

STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.

I just think they should kiss maybe?

Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.

Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!

because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.

Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye

you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*

WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

[forcebookish]

Okay tell me when you think Jesse and Pearce would have gotten together 👀

i've always thought of her (or jesse) as being the new lead in a spin-off. after torpedoing her career and getting stuck in mumbai in s5, she's eventually burned, either falsely accused like jesse/michael or was put in a situation where she had to kill another agent or asset and had to flee imprisonment. i also kind of like the idea of her having a heel turn and falling in with or even heading up a terrorist group like james's where either she genuinely thinks they're doing good or she's goes full traitor for revenge reasons - maybe the CIA finally pushes her too far.

if it's the former, she shows up at jesse's door with nowhere else to go (on "episode one") and it more or less follows the same beats as the original series, except that dani doesn't really want back in and just wants to clear her name. they uncover a conspiracy about the crime she was framed for or why she was driven to kill who she killed (or OOH maybe she accidentally burned another spy like michael burned jesse??) and try to unravel it while facing monster of the week b plots. their love is a spicy (spy-cy?) slow burn; like i don't think they should even kiss until at least "season 2." just a lot of yearning and getting stuck in tight places and staring at each other. sam makes fun of them for the palpable sexual tension, until jesse is like, "dude, stop joking about that."

if it's the latter, jesse is recruited by CIFA or the CIA to take down dani or the group she's gotten lost in. perhaps there's a bit of a twist. PERHAPS, while she was working her counterfeit job, she uncovered this secret network of retired spies and brought it to her superiors to head up. either they don't pursue it or send in their own guy in lieu of her. i like the idea of the guy they send in winding up dead, and so dani goes in to pursue it herself. jesse's assignment is just to rein her in, the company thinking that she's avenging the guy or simply running her own op, but jesse uncovers that she is much higher up in the food chain (maybe even totally running it? like if michael had actually succeeded james?) than anyone thought and it even looks like she killed the CIA agent as a way to prove her loyalty (idk if i prefer it being true or not 🤔). i don't think jesse's the type to get sucked in and brainwashed like michael or begin to believe in the cause, but i do think he'd be sympathetic to her, and they would get together earlier on (like, by the end of the "first season"). and then of course there's this big fallout from finding out that he was sent there and didn't come looking for her himself, that he's been lying her to the whole time, yada yada yada. past that though, i'm not sure 🤔

actually, i could see the first one being the first few seasons and the second one being the later seasons 🤔 a little derivative, but still fun!

GREAT QUESTION BTW i was going to be like oh you can dm me about stuff like this, but it ran away from me so my askbox probably is the best place for questions like this hahahaha

[cyclone-rachel]

Thoughts on The Boys, episodes 2 and 3:

Episode 2:

Huh. Guess I have to watch The Wire.

Will Ferrell? What are you doing here

Guess they couldn’t have Clancy Brown play the coach

He played the coach, right

Oh hey, he’s back!

You don’t know the half of his low point

“sensitivity readers” and how many of those did you hire?

hahahaha

he’s gonna be fun

“braindead maniac” does describe the comic version

Of course

Don’t take anything they give you

Oh, it’s his mom that’s doing that stuff

Far from “wee” Hughie.

wait who’s this guy playing the boyfriend, I feel like I’ve seen him before

Oh he was the original Dove on Titans, that makes sense

she has a speech therapist?

I love her so much

Oh dear

Fuck off, Butcher

Oh no, they’re making a movie about Ryan

“Homeboy” oh no

Anakin too

This man says volumes with his face

again, I love Sage

Ashley changed her look! I forgot when she ditched the bangs

Oh ouch

Do you not know what the word solo means

That’s the exact wrong advice to give him

Is she 32?

oh she’s a decade older. I see.

Is that the right idea?

What are they doing

Ryan is not a good actor

Using the Captain America line, I see.

Yikes.

He’s gonna go on a power trip

Damn, really?

I want Kimiko’s jacket

Nothing like free hotel breakfast

Oh no, these weirdos are flat earthers too?

“Starlight is a lizard person” jesus

not the minion memes

oh they are calling him Dakota Bob

“soldier boy held captive by the CIA” well he’s being held captive by someone

fuck, they’re climate change deniers too?

“soldier boy + liberty= secret lovers?” I mean, maybe

gosh there’s so much here.

“stormfront is alive” the fuck she is

“tinfoil hat wearing nazi motherfuckers” correct!

Kimiko are you okay

you can tell this was filmed in 2022 because that’s the year before last’s baja blast

hahaha these guys believe delaware isn’t real?

“alt-Supe”

How dare you come for Tom Hanks

NO

god, Frenchie doesn’t believe in the moon landing?

Kimiko!

omg I love her

CUE TOM CARDY’S RED FLAGS

Hey!

Yeah, you should go to the hospital

So glad that he didn’t mean that

Thank you, Hughie

Haven’t seen him in a while

Clovergenders?

The political commentary on this show is too real.

Hahaha I love her

So like conspiracy theorist Jubilee.

YES GIRL

A-Train redemption? That would be nice.

Let him have his moment, man.

YIKES

He’s gonna have to work on his restraint

Kimiko are you okay

Firecracker said “fuck the French” I guess

She’s not gonna do it

That’s like 3 references in one

Drown his ass in the chocolate fountain

“Zionist cabal” NO

Goddamn

Run, bitch!

Hughie cheering on his girlfriend I love them so much your honor

oh hey she’s back!

Go off, Hughie

ooooh Kimiko what are you doing

Episode 3

This is not going to go well.

Also look how few Starlight supporters there are compared to the Homelander supporters

Fuck off

“they want to get rid of superheroes” and what do they think Starlight is, then?

What has she actually said?

There are not seven of them.

I do really like those suits

Oh good, Butcher seems to be doing the right thing

SHE’S ANTI-VAX TOO?

gosh, I do kind of hope she doesn’t believe all of this and is just looking up what will cause the most controversy and clicks. Would be funnier if she was a true believer though.

She’s not wrong

He is that petty

“make a sandwich out of her”

Guess we know Starlight says trans rights, good for her

I’m sure he’s gonna try

Just let him go into the basement and see there are no kids in there.

Well, then she’s gonna be out of a job

Love how The Masked Singer hasn’t changed here

Eyyy kimiko’s a hacker good for her

Kimiko and Helena would be great friends

I love Hughie wearing a dolly parton shirt

Maeve didn’t blow a dude

as far as I know

oh this is fun

“dodgy incel” he’s not wrong

Oh, his voice is changing

That’s fuckin’ brutal.

I’m obsessed with her

do I like Ashley now?

She is a girlboss

gosh, this song

Ryan!

It is clearly not nothing

He also helped take down Stormfront

Not wrong on any of those counts

MM is a great character

You two should hide

Oh yikes

Not the best thing to see

Get your head in the game

Oh hey, it’s Nina

Glad Butcher threw those away

Why did she end that sentence with a question if she wasn’t lying

You said she would be fine!

Ashley are you alright

Yes, go after her, queen

What is a dinosaur doing on her poster

Oh damn, Annie as a bully

She is better

Hasn’t she been traumatized enough

Oh no this is very out of date

also how dare they use Maeve’s image for this

OMG THE BOOK OF MORMON GUY

Hughie can chill.

There’s no way the vents are that big

Oh no

Hughie get out of there

“critical supe theory” I think that is just known as the works of Garth Ennis and a few other authors here in the real world, ma’am

Is Stan dead? I can’t remember

How did Homelander know

Hughie’s sweat is going to get him hurt

YIKES

Well they’re not performing that show anytime soon

Yeah, listen to her

You can try

And how would you do that?

why is she watching reality TV

Is he really?

Oh no

Stop talking about how people smell, Homelander

“gave you everything that I ever wanted” oh that was pointed

oh hey mirror Homelander is back

What start?

[hightidelowmood]

Blindspot season 3

OK OK OK I have returned back to this 10/10 show and hello!!! EPISODE 15 LETS GO

I like Keaton... why oh why do I like this grub???? and the chemistry between him and Zapata?? they're a great team. I love the dynamic so much! Zapata's 'I am at capacity at keeping secrets' is literally hot. I love when she throws down back at Keaton hahahaha

I can really understand why Avery continues to push away from Jane especially because Jane continues to try and pull her into the storm. Not that Avery shouldn't be part of all of this, but I can understand her adversion to thinking her own father is capable of all the terrible things they continue to push at her!

eeeeeEeeeEeEeEep I still think Roman is... hot. The turmoil he feels about loosing Blake is very, very interesting. I like that he has all of these romantic feelings. His character development is so great to watch.

UGH ok Jane has just woken from her slumber to a sound... and wtf is Kade doing back here. "I'm not going to kill you.. I need your help" bitch why should she help you???? also her husband is going to bash him surely??? Kade's an idiot to be completely honest, Jane and Kurt have no problem going for the kill shot LOL they will literally murder without thinking HAHAHAH ooooft, CIA totally stuffed everything for Kade... interesting. Of course he wants a new deal what a headache.

HAHAHAHA of course Keaton is freaked out that sand storm has been found what a great moment in Blindspot hahahaha and of course Jane trusts Kade's word for it, there is another bad terrifying bad dude loose in NYC, love this for us. OH OH OH Crawford is involved!

200 million... for Blake back?? I am looking forward to seeing how they're going to get their children back. OoOoO they're being kept in a night club... god Roman's accent is H O T anyway, he is the only person talking sense. He doesn't want to start a gang war... but I am surprised that Crawford agreed with his business buddy over Roman??? especially because Roman is clearly educated and cares for his daughter? i n t e r e s t i n g

OoOoFT Keaton and Zapata is so hot... why are they so attractive? they are currently arguing over what they'll be doing with Kade. when they fight its full of vibesssss anyway, Keaton being honest and telling Zapata what's happening with Kade's husband.

Anyway, we are back with Jane and Kade interacting and I love how truthful Jane is. She is so sincere when she tells the people from her past.

Oh there's a building rade happening tonight?!!??! Kade just dropped the beans!!! yay, wonder how many headshots there will be by the team??? lets go lets go!!

FFS what is wrong with Crawford??? why isn't he listening to Roman? I don't understand why Crawford isn't listening? oh of course Roman is going in to get Blake. Boy oh boy, he has it bA A A a a a a a d, I adore this side of Roman SO MUCH!

Oh god Kade is seeing his son :( I am crying, this is sooo sad. His son started crying, AWWW get me a big big big tissue and a bottle of wine because I feel too emo for Kade and the situation he has put himself in at the expense of his family. What an idiot but also... circumstances hey??? I wonder if Kade holds back knowing his son doesn't recognise him anymore?

ANYWAY, Avery is baaaack and she wants to know what her dad did on his past life and I still wonder what angle she has... does she actually want to know? Does she even care???

Oh!! Kade is going to share his knowledge! ~how interesting, he doesn't know what's going on but he does know who the bad lady is... who is the bad person I wonder...? is it someone they know? Quinn BONITA?!?! who are you?!?? so you're a bad bitch? Why are CIA bad guys always wearing army pants and tight shirts and OH MY GOD THEY JUST got to a hotel and she's locked down the hotel and shot someone in the head??? why is Quinn going rogue??? oh because her husband was killed how awful :( this poor woman

Quinn is about to attack the CIA with full rights because her son was killed and wasn't at all rescued, you can't really blame her especially if Keaton is the piece of shit poster guy for them. Anyway oh my god the undercover office is at a research university "Belmore" uni!! oh that's so interesting!! the outpost, they've found it! how interesting!

OH MY GOD, THE CIA BIG WIG!!! HE WAS IN CHARGE IN ALIAS TOO!!! HOLY SHIT!?!?!?!? WHY DOES THIS ACTOR PLAY ALL THE BAD GUY LEADERS?!?!? LOVE THAT SO MUCH!! anyway, sorry I am totally fan girling right now... Robert, the director you're living your best life... how interesting. ANYWAY, holy shit we've got two bloody hectic storylines happening... now we've shifted to Europe and Roman is saving Blake's ass right now.

Let me take three guesses here and say that Blake survives this ordeal. OH OH OH Crawfords business partner set this whole thing up?? how interesting!?!??

OH ok oh oh oh my god Quinn's terrorists just literally shot another agent in the face. ~this is deep right now Quinn, she's right this will not bring her husband back and I can kind of understand the whole thing. Oh so Keaton is a hero then?!?!??! head shot... 4 now. 4 people have been shot in the head so far! hahahahahah + the ones Roman shot... that's 8 people HA HA HA HA HA

Interesting.......... dID i miss something? Did Roman set this shit up??? did he set up the whole thing???

Anyway, wow Keaton is a piece of shit for not upholding the bargain with Kade. That is terrible, I hope that Zapata makes sure he gets free. She shouldnt have to lie directly to Kade. Kade shouldn't be treated in this way, it's wrong and I think Z knows that too. I hope Z comes clean. OH she didn't have to come clean, Zapata looked like a big ass liar anyway!!

Oh sis... Zapata you big piece of shit

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH O H ROMAN IS UNCOVERING THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHA of course Crawford set this shit up ahahahhaa I actually thought it may have been Roman lol anyway, wow Roman.. why are you so clever. What a terrible father to Blake but Roman... you clever clever boy. Crawford is going to try and kill Roman I think??? i think that's where we're heading...? OH CRAWFORD Poisoned him/?!?!?!?!? hahahahaha I jdore crawford 'messing' with Roman but Roman is a nasty piece of shit right back don't mess with him bby crawford.

AWWW ZAPATA AND EDGAR GUYS she's still so but hurt with Reade and I need to know if they end up being endgame?!!? please tell me they do I'll be pissed if they don't end up being end game. That chemistry is still hot too??? there's so much hurt and loss there, so much tension.

AWWW AVERY has come full circle and realised the truth about her dad, she now knows her dad was a murderer and how heart breaking :( I dislike that she now knows he didn't choose her. That is so awful :( I wish that Jane didn't tell her! Was it really necessary?

[bitchybutcher]

Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 2:

-        Gird your loins

-        I’m dying to know more about Black Noir

-        Ugh ffs Homelander smarming about on stage at Translucents funeral

-        It’s an empty box but I suppose how would people know cause invisible corpse

-        WHY IS ANNIE SINGING AT THE INVISIBLE PERVS FUNERAL

-        Aw no straight in with Sad Kevin

-        Oh ok angry drunk Kevin

-        Ugh not these Samaritans Embrace fuckers again

-        Oh Annie. Parroting the company line. I hope she’s gonna fuck them all over

-        SAD HUGHIE OH NO

-        BILLY JOOOOOELLLL

-        Aw Kimiko is learning

-        Her lil smile

-        Oooh Hughie is a liiiiiar

-        Meeting on the subway like a couple shifty teenagers

-        Oh I forgot they microchipped the supes like dogs

-        Oh nooooo young love angst

-        Oh no a Sad Kevin incident

-        Aaaaand he’s been arrested

-        A nice archer bailed him out

-        Omfg the fake Butcher re-enactment

-        Oh do NOT tell me this crazy bastard is gonna drink the frozen breast milk

-        Oh fuck he is

-        What the FUCK, HOMELANDER

-        This visually impaired ninja seems nice

-        That probably means he’s gonna turn out to be a dick

-        OH FUCK

-        Homelander what the fuuuuuck

-        Ok what the shit is happening here in the motel

-        WHAT

-        What the fuuuuuck

-        I – MM is making a dolls house? That’s so cute

-        Oh shit smuggled people

-        Homelander is nuts with power

-        Uhhhh who is Carol and why is she staring at Kevin while he sleeps

-        Finally an archer who is honest about how useless they can be once they run out of arrows

-        Oh noooo are they gonna try brainwash Kevin with homeopathic stuff? And why do they keep offering him Fresca

-        OH FUCK ME NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THING

-        Oh Hughie has grown a pair since last season. Good for him

-        Where’s Butcherrrrrrrr

-        Body gore porn dude is called Gecko that’s too cute a name for him

-        Stormfront seems like fun

-        She’s gonna be pissing off Homelander so much I like her already

-        OH WHAT THE FUCK THE CIA LADYS HEAD EXPLODED

-        I like Stan

-        Giving Homelander the dressing down he needs

-        I know it’s convenient for Toni to wear the padded suit all the time but does Homelander ever wear anything else

-        Oh hiiii Becca I still think you’re a bitch and Butcher deserved better

-        BUTCHERRRRR YASSSSS

-        “Daddy’s home”

-        I’m dead. It’s official.

-        The fuckin smirk and the voice I’m fuckin dead

-        OH NO KEVIN IS TRYING THE CHURCH THING

-        Is he making shroom tea

-        Why is Patton Oswalt voicing Kevin’s gills this is delightful

-        Atrain is awake again that’s not good

-        I’m cracking up at Sad Kevin and his singing gills

-        Homelander is gone way off the deep end oh boy

-        Awwww soft Maeve in the hospital with her girlfriend

-        I want to like Becca but I can’t shake the bad feeling

-        Homelander is a terrible father

-        I mean I know he has no role models to base his parenting on, but yikes

-        It’s like if Scar was raising Simba instead of Mufasa

-        ….are the gang raiding a party city store

-        I love how Frenchie always looks a mix of horrified and amazed whenever Kimiko kills someone

-        AWWW IT’S HER BROTHER YAY

-        Oh shiiiiiiiit

-        Butcher STOP JUST SHOOTING PEOPLE

-        You were right this season is weird

-        I like Kimiko’s brothers bedazzled denim jacket

-        Butcher don’t punch Hughie wtf

-        Starting with Hughie listening to the same song again, nice

-        Butcher is terrible at apologising it’s so cute

-        I’m sorry did Hughie just fall over trying to throw a punch

-        The kid’s a dandelion omg

-        Why are they on a boat? Did Karl just decide “I like being on boats lemme go on a boat”?

-        I see what you mean about Homelander being scary

-        He’s completely insane

-        Why does this storyboard guys shirt say assbinder

-        Chace Crawford is an excessively veiny man

-        BLACK NOIR IS CRYING

-        Or possibly laughing

-        Hard to tell when they have no face

-        Annie actually leaked all the compound V stuff good for her

-        FRENCHIE KISSED HUGHIE

-        Homelander is gonna get this kid killed tryna make him fly

-        Honestly the kid looks more like Hughie

-        OH MY GOD HE PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF

-        OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOMELANDER YOU CAN’T DO THAT

-        Oop there’s the laser eyes

-        Oh Homelander is back at the Tower and freaking Maeve out

-        OH FUCK THE BROTHER IS LOOSE

-        Hughie don’t do it

-        Oh ok I thought he was gonna jump off the boat

-        Kevin and the cult weirdos are up to something

-        Hughie no you don’t call the girl you like crying over Billy Joel lyrics

-        Oh god boyo you don’t then drop the L word in the same voice message!

-        He’s hopeless

-        Oh nooooo Kevin is attacking the boat goddammit Kevin

-        OH FUCK A WHALE

-        For fuck sake Kevin

-        Ewwwww

-        Butcher what the fuck

-        Hughie having a nervous breakdown inside of a whale

-        No but why is Karl so hot covered in blood

-        Actually I didn’t even need to include the blood part of that question

-        Oh boy here we go, the 7 show up to find Sad Kevin crying over spilt whale

-        ….why is Stormfront tryna get all up in Homelander’s ass?? I thought she was cool but now she’s all lemme suck that radioactive dick

-        OH NO

-        Poor Kevin he’s worked so hard to accept his gills and now Homelander has knocked him back down

-        Oooo dear Atrain is having a heart attack again this isn’t good

-        Oh fuck is Hughie gon get caught

-        Oh no it’s Annie it’s ok

-        OH FUCK

-        ANNIE WHY

-        THAT’S YOUR HUGHIE

-        OH MAN KIMIKO’S BROTHER IS BADASS YES SQUASH THE SMUG PRICK

-        Oh I do NOT like Stormfront holy fuckin shit what’s wrong with this woman

-        Poor Kimiko

-        What’s with the random woman talking about calling off her wedding?

-        Why is Frenchie taking drugs

-        FUCK SAKE FRENCHIE DON’T TRY KISS A GIRL WHEN SHE’S GRIEVING

-        What the FUCK is thiiiiis

-        Is he dreaming or is this the shapeshifter tryna stay alive by granting Homelander some sick wish

-        Yikes I feel bad for Doppelganger

-        I am fascinated by whoever and whatever the fuck Black Noir is

-        MM sees right through everyone’s bullshit

-        I feel so bad for Annie

-        Ooooo Atrain getting fired

-        MM having to put up with Hughie and Annie having a we didn’t start the fire singalong 😂

-        Ok who’s in the weird group therapy sesh with these women with strange views on love

-        Vending machine date so cute

-        Omfg ahahahaha the girl with the Ed Sheeran tattoo

-        I really want to like Becca cause she stands up to Homelander but I can’t shake the suspicions about her

-        I feel bad for Butcher

-        Homelander is a scary good liar

-        Oh shit interviewer lady is pulling out the diversity questions

-        OH FUCK

-        HE’S OUTED MAEVE

-        Poor Maeve what the fuck

-        Ugh Stormfront

-        Shut your racist hole bitch

-        Oh shit Kimiko on the warpath

-        Frenchie! Kimiko listen to him he’s tryna help

-        MM is doing a lotta sharing this episode

-        Ohhhh something bad is gonna come out about this Liberty lady they’re looking for oh fuck

-        Wait WHAT. STORMFRONT IS LIBERTY

-        Stormfront is like 70????

-        She’s really good with social media for an old bird

-        Ohhh fuck Homelander is pisssssssssed

-        Christ you’d know Homelander was an only child

-        Bitch you better not be fucking Butcher over

-        I FUCKIN KNEW IT

-        BECCA YOU RAGING BITCH

-        Got her goodbye fuck then called the supercops on him cause he’s a little broken? FUCK BECCA

-        Oh no Annie don’t give Hughie the “we can’t do this” talk

-        Pick your emo ass up and stop being melodramatic

-        All these women are chatting to Kevin?? Why??

-        Also this most recent one is super weird

-        THEY WERE INTERVIEWING TO BE KEVINS WIFE

-        This cult thing is so fuckin weird omfg

-        KEVIN GET YOUR SAD BUTT OUT OF THE CULT

-        Oh gross not the Doppelganger shit again

-        Doppelganger is really bad at flirting

-        ….

-        WHAT THE SHIT

-        Nonononono don’t do the selfcest

-        Not even Homelander is that fucked up

-        This is super weird

-        Why is Homelander crying

-        OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM

-        Uhhhh are they doing a lesbian scene in a vcu movie

-        Christ that was terrible and way too on the nose

-        “Strong female lesbians”

-        Homelander you himbo fuck what other kind of lesbian do you get

-        I feel bad for Ashley

-        She just wants to do her job well

-        Poor Butcher. His lil heart is broken

-        Oh no baby you’re hurt and upset? That’s so sad let me suck your dick about it

-        Oh no what’s he gonna do

-        BUTCHER WHAT THE SHIT

-        I mean it’s really fuckin hot but still

-        There’s always a cut on the cheekbone

-        “They’ve been moving her around like a Catholic priest” omg HUGHIE

-        Aww he called Hughie his canary

-        Oh shit are Frenchie and Kimiko missing?

-        KEVIN GOT MARRIED

-        BILLY HAS AN AUNTIE

-        Doggiiiiie

-        Awwwww soft Butcher with his dog

-        Aaaand now I feel bad for Atrain cause he’s being kicked to the curb

-        Oh gross this interview with Kevin and his cult wife

-        This is so cringe holy fuck

-        Bring back the Patton Oswalt gills

-        Why are the gangsters discussing musicals specifically Hamilton

-        FUCKING HELL KIMIKO PEELED OFF THAT GUYS FACE

-        Ahahaha the boys showed up at Butchers aunties house

-        The dog’s name is Terror that’s so cute

-        Hahahaha Hughie was holding the fuck pig

-        Why is there a sniper on the roof

-        Oh shit it’s Black Noir

-        Ugh what does Annie’s mom want and why is Stormfront being her friend

-        Oh hey it’s dickless

-        These two writer dudes are hella irritating

-        Poor Elena getting dragged into this shit

-        Yes Maeve scheme against his ass

-        Heartbroken Butcher is so tired

-        He needs a hug

-        Hughie give Butcher a hug please

-        Why is Kimiko in a church

-        Oh hey its Frenchie’s other girlfriend

-        Oh ok Kimiko is doing hits that’s fair

-        The old man just looking away like “I do not see it”

-        Aw no Frenchie don’t break up with Kimiko

-        Oh fuck off Cult Kevin

-        Stormfront again?????

-        Does this bitch ever fuck off

-        DID SHE JUST CALL ATRAIN GARBAGE

-        Wait why is Homelander giving an unapproved speech

-        This is gonna end in someone getting murdered isn’t it

-        OH FUCK

-        That’s a lot more murder than I expected

-        Ohhhh phew ok he was just daydreaming

-        Ashley is gonna go bald from stress

-        I adore grumpy Butcher

-        Omg auntie Judy is a drug dealer I love her

-        Ohhhh shit Homelander is having a nervous breakdown

-        BOBBY FROM X-MEN????

-        Uhhhh why is Homelander talking to Stormfront this can’t be good

-        Ooh MM set a trap this gon be good

-        BUTCHER HAS A BROTHER???? THAT HUGHIE IS LIKE

-        Oop Lenny is dead

-        The random explosions as Black Noir trips the traps

-        Oh shit Butcher locked the others out to face Black Noir alone

-        YES MM

-        OH NO MM

-        YES HUGHIE

-        Oh fuck did he KO Butcher

-        Shiiiit shit shit shit

-        Yes Butcher save your Hughie

-        Oh good they all survived

-        For fuck sake Kevin stop with the cult shit

-        Maeve please save Kevin from the cult

-        Annie why are you sneaking around don’t do it

-        There’s a lot of shots of Annie’s bum

-        What the fuck is Sage Grove

-        Stormfront needs to go choke on a bag of dicks

-        Oh fuck no not Homelander again

-        Uhhhhhhh

-        Stormfront x Homelander was not what I was expecting

-        These two have the WEIRDEST relationship

-        They’re gonna do some really fucked up supe bdsm shit aren’t they

-        Frenchie is Betty White. Fair enough

-        Wait what is happening. Why is Annie letting Frenchie at her with a lil saw

-        Ohhh the chip

-        “This might sting a little” FRENCHIE IT’S A FUCKIN SAW

-        Oh fuck that’s a big chip

-        Oh look it’s loves psychotic dream

-        Well that’s suitably gross

-        Aww Kimiko hugging Annie

-        Butcher is so menacing I love him

-        Kevin tryna be helpful to his buddies he’s so cute

-        NO! NO BAD KEVIN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE JOIN YOUR CULT

-        Kimiko with her brass knuckle

-        Oh man, flowers??? Homelander has it BAD

-        Annie back the fuck off and leave Butcher alone

-        OH SHIT IT’S STORMFRONT AT THE HOSPITAL NOOOO

-        What the fuck is going on at this hospital

-        OH FUCK BOBBY FROM X-MEN IS LAMPLIGHTER

-        Oh shit who got let out

-        What does Cindy do

-        OH SHIT SHE’S THE HEAD BURSTER

-        Aaaaaaand now they’re all out

-        Good job, guys

-        Ewwwwww acid vomit

-        OH NO HUGHIE

-        Are you kidding me?? Annie can’t go all Starlight unless there’s a power source in the immediate vicinity??

-        What kinda fuckin shite superpower is that

-        Aha Butcher agrees with me

-        Ok so I’m guessing Homelander went berserk on set

-        Uhhhh apparently Cult Lunch is a therapy sesh?

-        Atrain get outta there

-        This cult leader guy is an arsehole

-        Hospital escape lookin like a horror survival game

-        Awwww flashbacks to happy times

-        Omfg Butcher with the slicked back hair

-        Welp, Annie just killed a guy

-        Oh shit a baby seat

-        Annie is gonna have a bad case of the guilts now

-        Oh fuck ok Lamplighter killed the kids by accident

-        So Frenchie went to save his friend instead of tailing

-        Oh god that’s the penis isn’t it

-        Stormfront to the…rescue? Maybe? She’s gonna kill Lamplighter isn’t she

-        Oh, no ok she didn’t kill him

-        Aw no sad Butcher cause Hughie’s hurt

-        Oh nooooo Elena found a video from the plane

-        Mallory gon kill sad Lamplighter?

-        Stormfront is coming clean to Homelander? Whaaaa

-        She was buddies with the Nazis??? SHE WAS MARRIED TO THE VOUGHT FOUNDER GUY

-        Oh fuck the head burster is still alive

-        A montage of how Stormfront is brainwashing people into racist attacks, nice

-        I hate Annie’s mom so much

-        Black Noir has just fuckin LAMPED Annie

-        Butchers mum called him 😂😂

-        Oh shit his dad died

-        Why are Hughie and Lamplighter watching knock off supe porn

-        Oh boy a racist rally

-        Homelander just threw Annie under the bus

-        Hughie that’s a really weird pep talk

-        And he’s gonna get Lamplighter killed

-        BUTCHERS MUM IS ADORABLE

-        Oh shit it’s Denethor

-        And he’s not dead

-        Oh fuck he’s why Lenny died?

-        Shit Lenny shot himself

-        Butcher was SAS???

-        WHERE ARE MY PICS OF BUTCHER IN HIS ARMY UNIFORM

-        Ah fuck he’s bringing stepmommy Stormfront to meet the kid

-        I have an urge to run my fingers through Butchers beard

-        Frenchie and Kimiko are too cute she’s teaching him her sign language

-        Is this a cult birthday party?

-        Poor Eagle the Archer. He pissed off the cult so he’s gon be excommunicated

-        Uhhhh kiddo made a Lego film?

-        Good for him

-        I know it shouldn’t be sexy when Butcher starts threatening to brutally murder people in his growly voice, I know, but hear me out: sexy growly voice

-        11/10 would let Karl Urban murder me

-        Oh FUCK Lamplighter killed himself

-        Poor Hughie

-        Why do all the bad things happen to him, like having to saw off a dead guy’s hand with a broken whiskey decanter

-        Annie versus Black Noir, beat his/her ass girl!

-        HUGHIE COME SAVE YOUR ANNIE

-        YAY MAEVE

-        Black Noir has an almond allergy that’s such an off the wall weakness

-        Annie’s favourite chocolate bar saved her life

-        Well Maeve did, technically. But still

-        Omg Hughie accidentally saving Annie’s mom

-        Hughie and Annie are too cute

-        Oh shiiiiit Homelander screwed the pooch and showed the kid everything

-        HAHA SUCK IT BECCA

-        OH SHIT HEADS ARE BURSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE

-        Butcher in his lil jumper

-        For a non-American, this school safety psa video is supremely weird

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS CALLED BOB

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS JUST BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL BUT FANCY

-        Annie’s mom critiquing her choice in boyfriends while in mortal danger is gas

-        And typical

-        The lads going nuts with weapons they’re so happy look at them

-        And Butcher in his lil jumper again he looks so comfy

-        I would very much like to cuddle him in the soft jumper and give him beard scritches

-        Annie ffs let Hughie enjoy his Billy Joel, that’s a good choice

-        Ahahaha Maeve just called Hughie a twink

-        She’s not wrong

-        Oh fuck off Becca

-        Uuuuugh OF COURSE Mr Edgar is in with the cult

-        Oop Atrain overheard all of that

-        Poor Ashley she’s going bald from stress

-        The kid is gonna have a meltdown

-        Poor Hughie with his mom leaving

-        I wonder if she’ll pop up at some point and turn out to be a supe that would be fun

-        ATRAIN YOU CAN’T JUST APPEAR IN A CAR LIKE THAT YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE

-        Hold the phone is Homelander actually being a good dad for a minute

-        What the actual fuck is Stormfront on with this white genocide shit

-        Ahahaha the news broke

-        Uh oh the Vought soldiers got caught by Homelander

-        OH SHIT

-        MM BETTER BE OK

-        Becca fuckin constantly squawking about Ryan is so annoying

-        WHY IS KIMIKO LAUGHING

-        It’s adorable but still

-        Oh FUCK she snapped her neck

-        She’ll be fine

-        She’s like a wolverine, snapped neck won’t keep her down

-        AYYYYY MAEVE

-        The lads just watching them kicking the shit out of her like uhhh

-        Oh hey Becca did something useful and stabbed the Nazi in the eye

-        Huh. The kid melted Stormfront

-        Good for him

-        AHAHAHA YES HE GOT BECCA TOO

-        BYEEEEE FELICIAAAAA

-        I mean yeah, heartbroken sad Butcher isn’t nice to see, but Becca sucked

-        Aaaand now Homelander covered in blood has arrived to listen to Stormfront babble in German

-        This is like in those scenes where it’s like oh who will the dog go to

-        Ayyy Atrain got back into the 7

-        Aww poor Kevin getting rejected again

-        See Kevin this is why we don’t join cults

-        Annie thought he was breaking up with her, girl don’t be daft

-        Butcher and the kid, not awkward at all

-        The one lesson Butcher can teach a kid – “don’t be a cunt”

-        Aww happy endings for all the boys

-        Aaaaand a “happy ending” for Homelander too by the looks of it

-        Oh ffs a corrupt politician in with the cult, what a surprise

-        HIS HEAD BURST

-        Wait the politician lady is the head burster? I’m so confused

-        Confusion may have been aided by it being almost 3am

-        Hughie getting a real job, bless him

-        Too bad it’s with the head burster

-        Oh this is such a good song to end the season with

-        Welp, now begins the long wait for season 3, I guess

-        Should I sleep or find fic to read

-        Body says sleep, heart says fic

-        That’s a lie, heart says Butcher

-        ….Butcher fics it is

[badass-at-fandoming]

I had so much trouble focusing today because brain just wants to think about these gay mafia drama kings. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3.

Where we last left our mafioso, Riam fished him and Noah out of a water tank, hahaha. Good news! They learn nothing from this experience. MC has a strange dream of an idyllic chess game with Logan and it's so peaceful y'all. ;-;

But we do not get to sit long with nice things!!! Dazed, MC wakes up in the hospital. I felt a fraction of sympathy for Riam because MC's condition (not just from drowning, but the whole novel) was so bad that Riam had to organize tentative funeral arrangements. That sucks, my dude. Wish you wouldn't have thrown Noah into the dog pit about it, but oh well.

When MC learns the dog pit is in use, he rips out his IV (ow!!) and races over to stop it. Thankfully, Noah is only a little gnawed on (!!!), so the pair continue to investigate. There's actually a fairly long divergent story branch here. You can send Noah to rest/recover and investigate with Riam, or you can team up with Noah again. I chose the latter, as he's my second-favorite right now.

Our duo travels to Aria's safehouse and find the burnt remnants of their personnel files?? Why did Aria erase evidence of her own operation? This is suspicious!!! We better kiss about it!! Noah confesses his long-held love for MC in the most tender, affirmative way aaaaHHHHHHH. MC is INTO it. There's a vibe that MC is seeking more the comfort of sex and physical contact than fully reciprocating Noah's feels, but it's heartwarming nonetheless.

But this is mafia romance so that's enough happy times chop chop with that angst, so, like with Riam's sex scene, MC disentangles himself from his body. He starts comparing the feel of Noah to the feel of Logan, and even calls out for Logan mid-sex. Not by name, thank God, but Noah is hella confused why MC is begging him to not leave and allow MC to stay by his side. Like. Damn, bitch, get it together.

Next morning. MC wakes up to Noah kisses and I am d'awwwwww. They're interrupted by a knock on the door and receive package. Inside is...Hailey's diary??? How. What. Oh! This story has a plot! This must be connected to the mole! From like, chapter 1??? Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hey now. Before we can fully digest that the story still cares about who killed the boss, a bunch of gang members barge in and threaten Noah's life if MC doesn't put on this choker on from Riam. But you know. Politely.

But it's not just a choker! It's a tracker with a BOMB attached to it. If MC does something Riam doesn't like, Riam can kill him instantly!!! Thanks!!!! I hate it!!!

Effectively under house arrest, MC tries to think of a way to escape that won't splatter him against the silly clown wallpaper. He remembers that Riam's birthday is today. You can decide to either make Riam a cake OR make him dinner. MC remarks that he often made dinners for himself and Hailey. This is a subtle hint that players should choose the dinner option. I, however, like to suffer, so I chose to have MC make Riam a cake. There is an attempt. MC's "cake" deals 5d10 psychic damage to anyone in the vicinity. I mean look at this CG:

[[Image ID Kill Your Boss Riam Zimmer CG 3, Riam and MC kneel on the floor facing each other. A tearful Riam rests his head in MC's outstretched hand. Dressed in comfy sweater, MC looks incredibly uncertain about the whole situation and sheds a Single Tear. On the floor beside the pair is a "cake" MC baked. It's an uneven oval with white icing, boiled eggs(?), and strawberries as toppings. Sugar pearls unevenly circle the "cake."]]

Hahahaha, okay, but this is the WEIRDEST CG and I'm not sure if context makes it any better??? Riam comes home to cake and punches MC in the face. MC is like "what the hell, man??" and Riam reveals his Tragic Backstory. He was ALSO a CIA agent! A protégé of the Director! Except the Director erased his record and cut him loose! And today isn't his birthday, but actually the day the Director betrayed him! I really couldn't process more because MC wore this gothic lolita apron for the whole conversation! Because Riam only shops at Men's Warehouse, Hot Topic, and sex shops apparently!

[[Image ID, Kill Your Boss story lobby with the MC’s profile. There are various widgets, including Album, Secret Story, Reset, Alex’s stats (Footless Bird, Alex 47% Charm), Closet, and Start Episode 14 of 20 “Truth or Dare.” Alex’s sprite stands happily while wearing a gray sweater, jean capri's, sneakers, and a black apron with lace and black embroidered patterns fluffing out on all sides. Cat ears sprout out of his blonde hair and a fluffy blonde cat tail brushes out from behind him.]]

Riam begs MC not to abandon him like the Director did and 🎶 one of these things is not like the other🎶 one of these things is not quite the same.🎶 MC excuses himself to ice his shiner. Ice pack has barely been applied when who calls but Aria! Side note: she and Logan have killed the majority of the CIA leadership at this point. Why? Because Aria is an imperialist bastard who guzzles military-industrial complex juice. This is how to do organic character growth right?

ANYWAY, she tells MC to meet her at their Catholic Church confessional meeting point so she can explain everything. MC asks Riam for permission to go and not die, and Riam agrees which gives him one (1) "you're not as terrible as you could have been" point.

MC goes to Church and does a Google Translate x4 translation of the confession prayer, and guess who is in the confessional with him. Guess.

[[Image ID, Kill Your Boss story lobby with Logan Harris' profile. There are various widgets, including Album, Secret Story, Reset, Logan's stats (Reckless Mutt, Logan 43% Hearts), Closet, and Start Episode 14 of 20 “Truth or Dare.” Logan’s sprite smirks and stands while wearing a glitzed out priest cassock.]]

This dude. I love him. The DRAMA. To be clear, Logan did not have to dress up for this. MC couldn't see him. Aria hasn't had to cross-dress to access the booth. He got the fanciest "casual" priest robes he could. Look at that silver piping. The embroidery. The glittering silver rosary. UGH I laughed all day about this. It's so EXTRA. 😂😂😂

Going to bed early for the express purpose of waking up and reading the next chapter. I'm really enjoying this! The ending will likely hurt so much!

Link to Part 5!

[jiayingdeshijie]

Why are so many American leftists terminally incapable of discussing Asian politics without relating it to America first?

Asian politics is just an orientalist abstraction for you, a mirror for your own American guilt, an opportunity for you to pontificate about the ~real~ people who actually matter: Americans. “You should feel this way about Hong Kong, because of this other stuff that’s happening in America.” (Not because of anything that’s happening in Hong Kong, naturally, because who cares?)

So some right-wingers in the U.S. “support” the Hong Kong protestors (whatever that means, because they have done fuck all to materially help HKers). Ok?

Is it because they care about what Hong Kongers want? Please, not a single one of them could point to HK on a map.

Is it because they think it’s unfair that Hong Kong is the most expensive housing market in the entire world, by a large margin? Lolno.

Is it because they think that it’s fucked up that corporations can vote in Hong Kong? Hahahaha no of course not.

Is it because they’re against the HKPF (who by the way were LITERALLY TRAINED BY THE US STATE DEPARTMENT and fired on peaceful protestors with tear gas made in the US)? No, of course not, they love cops.

American rightwing politicians “support” HK solely because doing so is a domestic signifier of being “tough on China.” And so many American leftists are the exact same in reverse: you smear Hong Kongers as fascists and CIA agents because doing so is a signifier to your other American leftist friends that you’re anti-American, and pro-CCP. Trump or tankies: in either case Hong Kong doesn’t exist as a real place, and Hong Kongers don’t exist as real people.

Do you know literally any Hong Kongers? The HKers I know who come from lower- and middle-class backgrounds supported the protests. Some are more radical, and some are more liberal, but more than anything what united them was a deep love for the city and its culture, and a desire to have a say in their own fate, rather than just being subjected to increasingly militarized repression and economic deprivation.

Meanwhile, the upper-class Hong Kongers I know were against the protests and mostly found them embarrassing, because the protests were interfering with their lucrative business opportunities and making it harder for them to network with mainlander CEOs. How proletarian of them.

Any mass movement is bound to contain a bunch of conflicting tendencies that don’t always overlap 100% with each other. Understanding the nuances of those conflicts requires actual local knowledge, and a willingness to center the perspectives of people on the peripheries of empire rather than just defaulting to the perspectives of people from the imperial core.

Of course none of that fucking matters to you though, it’s just debate club bullshitting that you have no actual personal stake in. Just cheering for the red sports team versus the blue sports team. It’s always the same shit. The same shit that people like you pull with Syrians, Ukrainians, Bosnians, Uyghurs, Taiwanese, and any other people who have the audacity to exist while being inconvenient for whatever non-American country you’ve decided to stan.

In conclusion, 願榮光歸香港, and fuck you.

The way libs talk about Hong Kong is insane because if you were to seriously accept supporting the Hong Kong protests as a necessary and sufficient condition for being a progressive you would have to accept Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Mike Pompeo, and literally every single Republican in congress as being progressive thinkers among many other shitheads but people's brains evacuate their skulls at terminal velocity the second China comes up so really not surprising

[whatshouldjustbeours]

Find Me (Jeller)

A/N: Hi, guys! So this is my contribution to the amazing @holidayblindspot. 

Set somewhere on season 2 after episode 2x13 and Jane is not serious with Oliver yet or it's over between them or let's just ignore his existence. Ok? Hahahaha. Well, enjoy!

He spent the whole Christmas Eve dinner thinking about her. 

The tattoo database had been mercifully silent that day, allowing them to stay at the NYO and not in the field getting shot at. By the end of their shift, the whole team was in Patterson’s lab, sharing a drink and their plans for the holiday.

Kurt watched as Jane tried to hide her pain, her… loneliness. She smiled when she knew she was supposed to but he still could read her like an open book. Even after everything that had happened, that hasn’t changed. He knew her and the conversation was making her uncomfortable and sad which probably meant she had no plans and no one to share the day with. 

“What about you, Jane?” - Patterson had asked her, suddenly putting her on the spotlight. 

She had fidgeted in place, looking from one member of the team to the other and just shrugged. 

“I’m going to share a meal with Roman and go home, I guess.” 

“You want to swing by my parent’s house later?” 

Jane had smiled - and this time Kurt noticed it was genuine and reached her eyes - always in awe of how precious and empathetic Patterson could be. 

“No, it’s okay, Patterson. I’m tired. I could use a few more hours of sleep. That is if nothing happens until tomorrow.”

“Oh, come on, Jane! Don’t jinx it!” - Zapata had said, laughing and saying her goodbyes. 

It bothered him that she only had a brother with no memories, a glass wall between them and a take out meal as her Christmas Eve but couldn’t bring himself to invite her to his plans. Even if things were better between them with each day that passed, and especially since after the night she brought him some beers and made him company, having dinner with him, Allie and Conor probably wasn’t high on her list. 

“You okay, Kurt? You seem a little distracted.” - Allie’s voice snapped him out of his thoughts and he found himself with only her on the table beside him, their empty plates gone. 

“I’m good.” - He smiled apologetically at her. Allie only rolled her eyes, letting him know she knew he was lying.

“How are things at the NYO?” - And it was his time to roll his eyes. She was digging, trying to figure out what was wrong with.

“Crazy. The usual.” - He really wasn’t in the mood to talk about the recent developments, like Roman or how Shepherd was observing him since his military academy days.

“How is Jane?”  - She asked unceremoniously, and Kurt raised an eyebrow at her.

“She is fine.” - He was even less inclined to discuss Jane.

“Good. I can’t imagine what she went through at the hands of the CIA. They are not the good guys all the time. But Jane is, even if she made mistakes. You know that, don’t you?”

“Of course I do.” 

“So have you forgiven her?”

He had never truly stopped to think about it but the answer came easily on his mind: yes. He had. He had had time by now to go through all the things that occurred: her mistakes, her choices, his mistakes, his choices. They had both done so many terrible ones. He analyzed so many scenarios in his head of how things could be different if one of them had been more smart, more honest, more rational. Except there was absolutely nothing rational about their relationship from the beginning and they both had paid the price.

Well, she had paid it much more highly than him, he could admit it now.

“Yeah.” - He smiled a little, his answer without a trace of doubt.

“And have you told her that?” - Allie knew he hadn’t. They had been together for almost a year when she finally got tired of his walls and lack of communication.

“What are you doing, Allie?” 

“You arrested her. She spent three months at the hands of the CIA, being tortured day in and day out. She got herself free. You guys dragged her back to the FBI. Hated her. Distrusted her. Don’t you think she deserves to hear you say it?”

He sighed, closing his eyes for a moment. He avoided reliving the night he had arrested her with everything he had in him. It was one of the biggest mistakes of his life. One he would never forgive himself for. One that would always bring him agony. 

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have brought it up.” - Allie touched his arm. - “It’s none of my business.”

He opened his eyes, knew he wouldn’t be able to hide the emotions her words had caused but not particularly caring. He should have talked about it with someone a long time ago and Allie was one of his best friends.

“She deserves it. I’m just terrified she might say she can’t ever forgive me.”

To his surprise, Allie smiled, her hand squeezing his arm.

“Remember when I worked with you guys and she saved my life?” - He nodded, a shiver going through him. Things came fairly close to go to hell that day. - “When I told her I was pregnant with your child, she looked absolutely devastated.”

“Allie,”

“And when we did the gender reveal party, I observed her when she thought no one was looking and she still felt the same but was trying her damn best to hide it.” - She lifted a finger to prevent him from talking. - “That woman is in love with you. She never stopped loving you, even now, even after everything you did to each other, she still loves you. So yes, she will forgive you. She already has.”

It is possible to lie to someone and still love them very much.

“This pregnancy is making you mellow.” - He growled, not meaning it and she laughed. 

“Talk to her.”

“Why is this so important to you?”

“Because we go a long way, Kurt, and I’ve never seen you look at another woman the way you look at her. Not even me. You two have a connection. Everyone knows it. You know it. You are just too stubborn to do something about it.”

He shook his head, not quite believing this was how his night turned out to be: talking about Jane and confronting his feelings for her. Two things he tried his best not to do.

“I’m going to check on Conor and bring us more wine.” - She got up and he followed, ready to be somewhere else.

“I think I’m heading out, Allie. Thank you for dinner.” -  He hugged her tightly. - “Merry Christmas. Thank Conor for me.”

“Will do.” - She had a look that told him she knew exactly where he was going. - “Merry Christmas, Kurt.”

“See you.”

He let himself out, got out of the building and stopped on the sidewalk, letting the cold air clear his head. Did Jane love him? How could she, after everything he’d done? She cared about him, of that he was sure and that alone could explain a lot of her actions, couldn’t it? Allie was just flooded by hormones, making her a lot more sentimental and amplifying her romantic side.

Right?

He cursed under his breath, the image of Jane’s sad eyes haunting him for the thousandth time that night.

He started making his way to her safe house, telling himself it was just to keep her company and not to check if any of the things Allie said could be remotely true. No. It didn’t matter. She had moved on. He had moved on. They were friends. That was it.

xxxxx

She was on the couch, buried under the covers and reading a fiction book Patterson had recommended when a light knock on her door almost made her jump. It was past eleven o’clock on Christmas Eve so who the hell could it be?

When she opened the door, she was left speechless. Kurt Weller was the last person she expected to find out there.

“Hi.” - He said sheepishly, a small smile on his lips.

“Hey.” - She couldn’t help but smile at him too. He always had that effect on her. It was a great surprise and from his expression, he wasn’t there because the world was on the verge of ending.  

“Well, I bought these delicious beers and immediately thought of a thing a friend of mine once said.” - Her smile grew, remembering exactly what he was referring to. - “There's really no reason that we both should be sitting home alone when I’ve got these amazing Pennsylvania beer.”

“Well, this friend of yours is very wise.” - She replied, stepping aside and letting him in. 

“I hope I’m not interrupting anything.” - He said, nearly feeling guilty for intruding on her night like this. It was almost midnight after all. 

“No, no. It’s okay. I was just reading something.” - She gestured to the kitchen and he followed her there, depositing the six-pack on the counter, grabbing two, opening them and handing her one.

“Thanks.” - She took a sip, studying him. She had no idea what had led him to her safe house but her traitorous heart was telling her no matter the motive, he still made time to see her on a day like today and this knowledge warmed her from the inside out. 

Stop it, Jane. He moved on. He is with Nas. 

“So, how was your dinner with Roman?” - She focused on his words, trying to get out of the dangerous path that was letting Kurt Weller into her heart. Though part of her was certain he had never left it to begin with. But she wouldn’t, couldn’t think about it now.

He is with Nas.

Sometimes she thought if she repeated it enough, she could move on. Forget him. Forget what she felt for him.

“It was great. He might not remember much but he’s still my brother so it was special, even if we ate out of little cardboard boxes.” - She laughed and he couldn’t help but wonder the last time he heard her laughter. 

“I’m glad you could spend it with him, Jane.” - Roman was dangerous, unstable but he made her happy so his sentiment was genuine.

“Yeah, me too.” - Her last Christmas had been horrible. It was a few weeks after her torture session, courtesy of Thomas Carter; she was trying to push Kurt away and more confused than ever with Oscar’s snippets of information and mysterious missions. It was a time she often thought as the beginning of the end of the life she had started building since coming out of that bag and her relationships with the people in it, especially the one with the man in front of her right now.

She focused on him again, not wanting to dwell on that part of her last year. 

“So how was your dinner with Allie and her boyfriend?”

“It was great.” - And confusing, and revealing, and I really hate Allie right now. - “Conor is a nice guy. I’m glad she found him.” 

“I thought you’d be meeting Nas after your dinner.” - She went straight to the point, the way only Jane could do with him. He stared at her, at a loss for words. So she knew? He thought they were discreet. 

“No. I have no idea what she’s doing tonight or who she is with. It doesn’t matter.” - He calmly stated, watching her closely, hoping she got the message. 

Jane felt her heart leaping with this news, understanding what he was not saying and tried desperately to tamp it down. It didn’t mean anything for her. For them.

“Oh. I’m sorry.” 

Kurt just shrugged, not seeming to care about the end of his relationship in the least. She wanted to ask him why it didn’t work but couldn’t find the courage to do it so she just stayed quiet, enjoying her drink. They were getting closer but it still wasn’t close enough for her to ask whatever came to her mind.

“This movie is a classic.” - He broke the silence after a few seconds and pointed to the muted TV with his bottle. She looked in its direction, not recognizing it. To be honest, since she lost her memories, she had a lot of popular culture to catch up on, particularly movies.

“Is it?” 

“You still haven’t watched the Christmas’ classics?” - And when she shook her head, he sighed dramatically. - “We need to fix that, Jane.” 

She laughed at his expression and bit her lip, considering her next words.

Screw it. You are here. He is here.

“So are we starting tonight?” - She could see her question took him by surprise and she hid a smile. It was good to catch Special Agent Weller off guard sometimes.

“I was thinking of coming back here tomorrow and we could watch some of the favorite ones. It’s kinda late.” - And this way, he would make sure they could spend Christmas Day together.

“Do you have somewhere to be?” - She aimed a grin at him, both her eyebrows raised. Was she challenging him? Flirting with him? 

Was he losing his mind?

“No.” - This is where I want to be.

“So come on. I ‘ll grab some snacks, you grab the beers and we can move this party to the couch.”

He couldn’t think of a better plan for his holiday.

xxxxx

The movie was about Christmas wishes and how they could become true, no matter how impossible they seemed. By the end of it, Jane was silent, a contemplative expression on her face. 

“So, Jane…” - He found himself saying, the three bottles of beer he already had surely boosting his confidence. - “If you had one Christmas wish, what would it be?” 

She thought about it for a while. There were so many things she wished could have happened differently. So many things she missed about her life before her lies and mistakes. But every time she thought about what she would have changed - and she thought about it a lot -, she always came back to that fateful night.

“I wish I had met you in that park after seeing Oscar.”

If she had met him in the park, she would have told him the truth. They would have dealt together with what her old organization was demanding of her and what to do about their little missions. Mayfair would probably still be alive. Oscar would probably be behind bars, and if decided to cooperate to save his ass, maybe they would have already caught Shepherd, Phase Two stopped before it could cause innocent deaths, like those of the FBI agents on that failed raid. Maybe she and Kurt would be together, the way she envisioned in that wonderful dream. 

“Jane…”

“Everything would be different.” - She took a gulp of her beer, suddenly needing the burn of the alcohol in her throat. Maybe it could burn the tears she felt at bay away. - “Everything.” - She finished quietly, not looking at him. If she did, she wasn’t sure she could hold herself together much longer.

Kurt felt his heart breaking for her. He knew what it was like to be stuck in one day from the past, wishing his actions were different, so the outcome could be different. She was putting herself through an agonizing process, one that didn’t change absolutely anything.

Scooting closer to her on the couch, he tentatively touched her arm, letting his hand stay there when she didn’t flinch nor tried to pull away.

“Don’t do this to yourself, Jane.” - He was almost whispering, scared she would retreat further into herself and push him away. - “You did the best you could out of an impossible situation.”

She looked startled at him.

“The best?” - She laughed sarcastically. - “I lied to you, for months. I betrayed your trust, the team’s, Mayf… Mayfair’s.” - One tear escaped and she cursed herself. - “I got her killed with my little missions.”

“Jane.” - God, he wanted to hold her close and never let go. Stop her suffering any way he could. 

She tightened her eyes, taking a deep breath and getting herself back under control. 

“Look at me.” - He said it so firmly she couldn’t do anything but turn her head and stare at him. - “Oscar killed her. Not you. We all made mistakes back then, ok? And…” - He looked away then back at her. Her hopeful expression was all the incentive he needed to keep talking. - “For what it’s worth, I forgive you.”

She blinked, not quite believing her ears. He was forgiving her? Her mind took her back to her first days back with the team, with him.

I don’t like being in the same room as her.

The anger in his eyes. The absolute disappointment. 

And now… she fixed her eyes on him again, still not quite knowing what to say. She knew they were friends again, knew he was doing his best to put their past behind them and go forward, but to forgive her?

“You deserve to hear it. You are a good person, Jane.” - He smiled a little, his thumb caressing her arm. He felt a thousand pounds lighter. This conversation was way overdue. And maybe, just maybe, his words could help her lift some of the weight she was always carrying on her shoulders. - “And I hope someday you can forgive me too.”

“I’ve already forgiven you, Kurt.” - She covered his hand with hers, still processing everything he just told her but needing him to know that immediately so there wouldn’t be a doubt in his mind about it.

“Thank you, Jane.” - He said quietly, and she could hear his relief in every word. 

“Thank you, too.”

They shared small smiles, their eyes never losing contact. And they stayed like that for a while, reconnecting in a way they hadn’t allowed themselves to do since she came back. She could almost see his walls completely crumbling down for her again, feeling a thrill at what it meant for her. For… them. For the first time since everything went wrong, she let herself hope he could feel for her what he did back then. 

If she could have one more Christmas wish, it would be this moment right here. 

“What about you, Kurt?” - She was curious to know what his answer would be. Maybe it would give her a glimpse into what he was thinking at that moment. - “What’s the Christmas wish you have you wished it could be true?”

He licked his lips, let his eyes roam slowly over her face, glanced at her mouth and let it be his answer. 

“Kurt…” 

His free hand palmed her face, his thumb drawing circles again her cheek, giving her enough time to pull away and stop him. Except she just stayed there, her eyes momentarily falling shut and then opening again, looking at him with that expression she used to wear in the beginning, when she seemed completely lost but somehow could find answers in him. 

You. You are my starting point.

“I want another chance with you.” - He said, feeling the butterflies in his stomach. This was risky. Maybe Allie was wrong. Maybe she could forgive him but not love him back. Maybe it was too much to expect it from her. - “If you want it too. If you still feel the same. I know things,”

“I do.” - She interrupted him, her other hand now going up and covering the one on her cheek. She was dreaming, wasn’t she? That was the only explanation for what was happening to her that night.  - “I want that too.” - And she smiled at him, a real, stunning, Jane Doe smile. His breath caught in his throat and he realized only in that moment how much he missed her and their unique, strong connection.

“Are you sure?” - She had to be because once they started this, he was not letting her go. Not ever.

“Yes.” - Her answer was fast, confidant. It was the easiest thing he had ever asked her. 

He gave her a smile she would remember for the rest of her life before pulling her head to him and kissing her. By a silent mutual agreement, their kiss was soft, just lips reconnecting after a great time apart. 

She remembered her dream and smiled, forcing him to pull away.

“What?” 

“Nothing. Just… this is the best Christmas I can remember and I know that’s not much coming from me but,”

He covered her mouth and kissed her again, effectively shutting her up.

“Mine too, Jane.” - He murmured against her lips, his forehead resting against hers. - “Thank you, by the way.”

“For what?”

“Giving me another chance.”

“We owe it to ourselves to see where this goes, don’t you think?” - One of the things that devastated her the most after her mistakes was not knowing what they could be together and where their relationship could go. The “what ifs” often enough drove her crazy.

“Yeah.” - He kissed her on the forehead and leaned away. - “What do you say we go on a date tomorrow?”

“I’d love that.” - She smiled brilliantly, a shine in her eyes only he could put there.

“Good.” - He got up, taking her with him. - “I should go. It’s late and our date will start at breakfast if you have no objections.”

She almost looked disappointed but then her face changed, she wounded her arms behind his neck, preventing him from going anywhere.

“Stay.” 

“Jane…”

“Stay, Kurt. We’ve already wasted too much time.” - She used her best pleading eyes on him, hoping he still couldn’t resist them. - “Besides, I’m afraid if you have time to think, you will change your mind about dating me. Have you met my mother?” - He had and they both laughed at her joke.

“I won’t change my mind about you.” - He said, with that serious expression only Kurt Weller could muster. 

“Stay.” - She repeated, her eyes flickering to his lips and back to him. It reminded him of another night, of starting points and how he hadn’t stayed that day. 

Tonight, it would be different.

They did own it to themselves. They deserved as many happy moments as they could grab.

“Ok.” - He hugged her, crushing her to him. - “Merry Christmas, Jane.”

I love you, Jane.

“Merry Christmas, Kurt.”

They spent the rest of their holiday making a lot of wishes come true.

And it was just the beginning.

[personally-im-feeling-pantastic]

Stargate Atlantis Rewatch, Season 1 Episode 8: Underground (pt 2)

Part 1

Ok so the leader of the Genii just said that his scientists tell him that there's no negative affects from long term exposure to radiation, so uh, this doesn't bode well

Rodney, stop giving them detailed instructions about building weapons

Oh, and yet another civilization that our heroes have neglected to mention the reawakening of the wraith to

And a master deflection by John Sheppard

But it didn't work

And now the Genii's leader is storming off

And the Genii just showed their true true colors

"Once we have extracted all the information we can from you, you will be left on the surface. You'll be the first the wraith feed upon, I promise you." Harsh. But not surprising.

John, why are you still trying to salvage this possible alliance?? You guys can find tava beans (what they originally came to this planet for) somewhere else, your main priority is to get the fuck out and never come back!

"I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair exhibit." Rodney, you worry me.

"They let you do that up in Canada?" Ford, I love you.

"It wasn't a working model. Still, I was questioned for six hours by the CIA, who believed I was part of a secret preteen organization." I love this. "Actually, it led to my first job-" I love this even more. And I want to hear the rest of the story. Please, McKay, give us more.

What I want, is for them to go back to Weir, update her, and for her to go "no what the fuck!!!! Absolutely not what were you thinking???”

Yessssss it happened

"Allies? You just said these people were ready to string you up. How can you trust them?" Finally, someone with common sense

Ok, so their hands are kind of tied, the Genii made them agree to leave Teyla and McKay behind on the planet, claiming that they needed help with planning the bomb

"Personally, I stop short of offering nuclear weapons."

"They were building them anyway." Ford! I expected better

Oh and McKay didn't even win his science fair :(

Ok now I see why I've seen people shipping Teyla and Sora. God, my queer little heart

Wait are they blowing up the ship now????????

They don't have the bombs????

What?????

Ok, they're just doing a recon mission

Aren't these wraith ships sentient or something?

And I just remembered that wraith wrap people up like spiders, right as we saw some people, wrapped up like spiders

Some of them are still alive, according to Teyla

But none of them worth the risk and effort to rescue, according to the Genii

Good, Sheppard just assigned Teyla to freeing people

And Sora's dad just said he'd help her, and I can't tell if it's for nefarious reasons

Hahahaha they just came to a door, and j I was reminded of the Ronan knife scene

'How many knives do you have????'

'How many knives do you need?'

Anyways

Back to pre-Ronan times

Jump scare! Jesus

And the Genii stayed behind for nefarious reasons (stopping Teyla from rescuing people)

And he just shot the person Teyla wanted to rescue

And they were discovered by the wraith (exactly his excuse for not rescuing the person)

Oh, look, now the Stargate Atlantis team is being turned on, big surprise

But Sheppard had a plan!

"You do not want to make an enemy of the Genii." Bitch?? You?? Just?? Tried?? To accuse them of murder and then steal all their stuff??

And apparently the Genii's plan never would have worked

Also 60+ hive ships in the Pegasus Galaxy, with around 21 in their quadrant alone, yeesh I'm glad I'm not them

[rollipollie]

Babe taking a break and reading your msgs is the best ting ever.......Hahahaha I love you babe....Babe once we together I will introduce you to my CIA agents in NYC hahahahahah we could spy of anyone that you want. We cud Maco anything Hahahaha. Any yess!!! For sure we will find out who News Reporter fucking with .....that’s priority Hahahaha....love you babe....my boy fall asleep by now ???... round 2 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦 hahahhaa

[jess-rewatches-sga]

Season 1: Episode 8 (Underground)

NOTE: Spoilers ahead.

My inner thoughts watching this:

0:21 - Rodney and his food. <3 hahaha

1:18 - Dang. John in sunglasses. Very attractive. 

1:45 - Ugh. Genii. 

2:00 - “She is betrothed.” Hahaha OMG. Sheppard - just stay away from women who aren’t Teyla. 

2:20 - “He wants to know if you work with us or for us.” Such a blunt statement. 

2:49 - OMG this banter between McKay and Sheppard about senses of humour is gold. hahaha

4:15 - Hey look! O’Brien from TNG! Too bad his character sucks.

5:03 - John knows about stumps. hahaha.

7:05 - “Have you ever tried to clear a stump by hand?” “Yes, it’s a hobby of mine.” hahahaha

8:11 - Teyla teasing Ford about the moonshine is everything.

8:43 - McKay and Sheppard interacting will always be my favourite thing. <3 

9:26 - Get out of the barn guys. Nothing in there can be good. Go. Stay safe. 

10:54 - Listen to Rodney. Get out of there Sheppard.

11:13 - Oh dang. It’s like the City of Ember down there. 

12:20 - Dang. My babies are in trouble. :( 

14:22 - “We say what giant underground bunker?” hahahaha 

14:55 - Yo. Why does Cowan pronounce “Emmagen” differently from everyone else? Why do the actors on this show pronounce all the Pegasus names differently!?!?

16:34 - Rodney the A-bomb manufacturer. Alright then. 

18:03 - Rodney is the smartest. Listen to him about radiation. 

19:15 - The whole Genii society is super sketchy. 

20:17 - and here is when the Genii decide to hate the Lanteans. Those dudes aren’t happy that John woke the Wraith. 

23:00 - hahaha Rodney being questioned as a pre-teen by the CIA is something I would love to see. Is there a fic about this? haha

25:00 - Weir ripping into Ford and Sheppard like the mom she is is so good. <3 

27:50 - Sora is a threatening b**ch.

29:30 - “Just the one.” John, you sit on a throne of lies.

31:00 - Am I the only one who thinks teaming up with a sketchy society of people to walk into a Wraith hive is a bad idea?

34:30 - This Tyrus guy is a real jerk. As usual, Teyla is an A+ human being.

39:07 - John, sweetheart, I love you but that sentence didn’t make sense. “Same here” Is not the right way to say what you meant. 

40:00 - Hey! It’s Peter! Where’s he been for the past couple of episodes?

I hate the Genii. I love this show. That is all. Thanks for hanging out. 

[thegranddewru]

Round Up

So, about a year ago, I decided to officially go all in on The UNCLE fandom when I decided that, instead of explaining that I hadn’t actually intended to take requests when I posted that prompts list, I went ahead and wrote the requests!

I had been lurking around in the fandom since the beginning but that was my first time bringing anything to the table. Technically the anniversary should be in Sept, when I posted the first one on tumblr, but today is the day I put them on AO3, which seems much more official.

Who cares though, right? Maybe no one, but I thought that I would celebrate myself a little bit with a round up of all the fic I have written in the last year. Because I wanna.

And I’m posting it on thegranddewru and not somedeepmystery, because here is where it started. :D (but will absolutely be reblogging it over there)

It's Not About the Dress [G]: Original | AO3

“You’ve thought about this, haven’t you?”

Third Wheel [G]: Original|AO3

“I might never get another chance to say this,”

So Do I [G]: Original|AO3

“People are staring.”

The Things You Hope For [T]: Original|AO3|Epilogue

“I can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that they’re you.”

(NOTE: In this case the Original and the AO3 versions differ. A lot)

From ‘A’ to Where You’d Be [T]: AO3

Sighing, she lifts the pendant and dangles it from the delicate chain so that the stone can play in the changing light. Pink and striated with bands of soft white, it’s nothing special. It’s not precious; isn’t worth any real money. It contains no trackers, no bugs, no link for him to keep track of her and certainly no magical power to bring him back. It’s just a stone. - It was just a stone. Nothing more.

Gaby has lost something and can’t give up the idea that she might be able to find it again.

This Love Won’t Break Your Heart [T]: AO3

The Holidays are mostly over but Illya and Gaby still seem to be talking at cross purposes. She has a plan to try and set their relationship straight but a mission and an unexpected dose of truth serum might ruin her plans completely. So much for a Happy New Year.

If you ever wanna be in love [T]: AO3

Experimenting with the hipster no caps thing

Why had she done it? Why had she given in to that bold impulse? Now she would be paying her dues and she had no idea what they would be.

Her Sweet Weight Upon My Heart a Night [T]: AO3

Illya commits to the weight of his love for her...

He Was Weak and I was Strong - Then [T]: AO3

Gaby and a critically wounded Illya prepare to make a last stand.

Not at Home to Callers [M]: AO3

Illya and Gaby try to celebrate, but the other people in their life don't seem to be cooperating.

What If I Say I Shall Not Wait! [M]: AO3

Illya's return from Moscow is delayed and he finds Gaby has been deeply affected by it. Desperate not to lose her, he does whatever he can to keep her.

to fill my mouth with your name [E]: AO3

Cohabitation can lead to awkward situations. When Illya accidentally walks in on Gaby taking care of her own needs, he can't make himself walk away. Then he hears something he absolutely can't resist. [Clickbait summary Hahahaha!]

Gone [G]: AO3

For years, she has managed this curse, held the animal at bay, learned what to do, how to be, all the many ways to subvert it, but this… It’s beyond her.

Gaby deals with anxiety.

In No Need of Rescue (but Sure as Hell Don’t Mind) [T]: AO3

Gaby is no damsel in distress, but that doesn't mean she minds a little intervention. When Gaby's mission ends up a bust, she's got nothing to look forward to but a long. uncomfortable wait. It's nothing she can't handle, but she sure would prefer a ride.

[Inspired by True Life Events!]

Maybe Just a Way Home [M] [WIP]: AO3

In a last minute effort to stop an evil plan by THRUSH, and with Solo on task for the CIA, Illya and Gaby are sent on a mission to intercept a priceless package, but it isn’t what any of them expected. With their exit plans torpedoed, a mafia family and THRUSH agents hot on their heels, the duo is forced to deal with the troublesome package as well as the rising swell of desire and passion between them which threatens to either destroy them... or make them whole. 

Here’s to a year of having written! They may not be perfect, but it feels good to be writing again and to look back at this list as an accomplishment. Thank you to all the readers and writers out there for friendship and encouragement along the way.  (Hopefully, next year I’ll have more to add!)

[theempressar]

Hi, there Pinkie here wants to know 48,55,71 and 89 from the unusual personal asks meme 48,55, 71 and 89 please 😆

48:  who is your role model? 

Hmmm...I don’t really have a lot of role models in my life.  A lot of people have let me down and even the ones I have tried to emulate or adopt their ways of life have turned out to disappoint me in one way or another.  I like lots of aspects of lots of peoples lives...but I don’t have a lot of people I look up to and try to be like.  There is only one and that is Jesus.  He’s the one we are supposed to be modeling our lives after.  I fall short of that every single day...but all I can do is get up and try again.  I try my best to be a role model to others.  But I’m far from perfect myself.  All I can do is TRY my best :D  

55:  what is your dream job?

My dream job is to NOT have a job!!  One of my status and stature should have NEVER had to get my hands dirty or stressed or strained myself throughout life.  I should have been a pampered, and SPOILED Empress of ALL...I should have days of lounging and of being catered to and gifts and TONS of LOVE from my adoring worshipers....(did I go to far??)  LOL...as it is...I guess I would’ve loved something in the Baking Industry...I wanted to go to the CIA - Cooking Institute of Amerca//I also wanted to do something with the FBI.  Be a profiler or a historian.  I wouldn’t have minded working with DNA to close up some cold cases.  I think these are much better professions than being some FAT CAT Data Entry Processor...BOOOOO :(

71:  tea or coffee?

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....NO COFFEE!!!  There has only been ONE person who has gotten me to drink coffee in my *cough* 4-something years *cough* and she has gotten me to do lots of things that I never in my life thought I would...so I give her ALL the credit for that...but as a rule...I am NOT a fan of coffee.    SWEET SOUTHERN ICE COLD TEA from GEORGIA...NOW you’re TALKIN’ SHUGAR!!!

89:  do you like your neighbors? 

HAHAHAHA!!!  I’m finding that I’m turning into “that” neighbor.  I have one lady I talk to downstairs across from me...she’s a sweetheart...but pretty much keep to myself.  There is a guy across the way from me I call “Norman Bates”  because he lives at home alone with his “Mother”  He’s alright...but I’m not trying to “get to know him”.  I have normal neighbors for the most part...THANK GOD!!  I don’t have any weed smokers next to me and there is no one who parties 24-7...I think that’s the reason I’ve stayed in this apartment for almost 3 years now.  I live next to some woods so I get a lot of “wild life”  Raccoons climb my porch and I have to run them off like a crazy lady...and then I’m ALWAYS laughing at something someone said on here and I laugh pretty loud so they prob think I’m really insane....just the way I like it :D!!

THANK YOU THE PINK for Getting to know ME a little more!!!

[dani-dos-jardins]

Hiii danii

I'm your fan , this is so cool like heyy heey . Okay I'm sorry now . How are you and your work . I love your story so sooo soo much . This story really was like my friend and always with me . I have like w thousands theories and headcanon . I really hope these couple chapters be Easy one cuz I know I will be sad during them . Like the mc and levi are not there usual and the mc is soo sad and lost , i hope really the end of her lose is cute and sweet and I know she will react badly and insult everybody so in the end she will apologize to everyone , and she and levi be good together ahhhhhhhg , I'm dying to see it and soo thrilled to see eren and everybody.

Hiii darling! I never received a message like this on tumblr. I'm so honored, thanks a lot hahahaha Hey hey hey!! I'm fine and you? My work is fine, I'm busy with an app the school is developing and I'm helping them with it haha but I'm also writing! I think we will have a new chapter by the end of the month (I hope so). You can share your theories and headcanons with me!! The upcoming chapters will be sad unfortunately but things will get better eventually. And then we will finally have Eren and cia. But right now she needs this time to mourn her friend and Levi will get to notice another side of her. The chapters will be sad but very important... I can't wait to write Eren, Kenny and the other character <3 Thanks so much for the message!! I hope you're great! lots of love

[idealisticrealism]

Blindspot 3x02 recap

Aka the one where the team has to get their groove back

Ah, man. I always intend to do these straight after the ep but then damn life always gets in the way and now suddenly somehow it’s about 12 hours until the new episode airs… let’s see how quickly I can smash through this one then, huh? (Answer: not very quickly lol)

As usual, many thoughts to be found beneath the cut.

Look I’m not really a fan of hunters or white men who are overly attached to their weapons, but murdering a couple of dudes just because they stumbled upon your shady militant business seems a lil bit rough tbh

Ugh Weller is cooking for his lady he’s such a cutie pie and ugh Jane slept so deeply, when was the last time she slept well?? But ugh they’re really settling back into being around each other and HE COMPLIMENTS HER HAIR and tbh I like it best when it’s the classic ‘Jane Doe’ short look but this is super cute (and better than the wavy hair from last ep). And wow I feel like we’re burning through a lot of topics in this brief scene bc now they’re talking about how Jane disappearing pretty much bankrupted Weller (man, that’d have to add some guilt to the pile), and then it comes up that Jane is now vegan and tbh I have a slight problem with this new fact. Like okay being vegan is fine, but firstly they already had at least dinner together the night before, so this kinda should have already come up, right? And secondly I kinda feel like her being vegan now is just a somewhat clumsy way of the writers showing how these two have both ‘changed’ and ‘don’t really know each other like they used to’. I honestly expected her to be joking, and for that little joke to actually demonstrate that while they’re not exactly the same as they were, they also haven’t radically changed. But nevermind, I guess. It provided the necessary setup for Weller’s question about any other surprises-- following which Jane says nothing about the passports and cash she’d hidden-- which is what the writers really wanted to get out of this scene anyway.

Poor Stuart, Patterson really does not like sharing her lab. But technically he’s right, it is his lab too. And omg he and Zapata giving Patterson shit about her app is priceless. I think it might have been unintentional on his part but Zapata sure ran with it and I am loving her sly grin rn lol. But aw Patterson why you gotta growl at lil puppy Stuart so much?? He doesn’t have the tattoo solving experience you have, and plus, I seem to remember you obsessing over certain specific tattoos and getting distracted from the rest… though maybe the David experience put a stop to that, I guess, and you subconsciously don’t want Stuart to head down that same path. And then lol Weller strides in and tells Patterson he wants to solve one specific tattoo today and ooooh she is pissed, whereas Zapata’s having more fun rn than she did in her entire year at the CIA. I knew you missed this, girl. And then Weller says he solved part of the tatt and she’s immediately like ‘excuse me? By yourself?’ and looks doubtful (and also possibly concerned? It’s not something dodgy is it??). But omg “I’m not just a handsome face, Tasha” hahahaha. And yeah yeah we know about Roman and Berlin, though it’s news that there’s a specific sequence to these tattoos and that Roman is supposedly trying to help save the world. And now the team is crackin’ and ugh Patterson to Stuart “What a math whiz you are” and on one hand it’s funny but on the other c’mon mate, go easy on him. He’s barely more than a baby. Anyway ten she pulls some wizardy stuff with the tattoo and they figure out that it marks a spot up near the finger lakes. But then Jane realises that it may connect with the pre-existing tattoo in the same spot-- the left breast, apparently, thanks Stuart (next time answer a little slower, buddy) and omg she gives him this tiny, amused (but not mocking) smile as she repeats ‘left chest area’ and ugh I’m so glad to see someone being sweet to Stuart.

So the team updates Reade on the sitch, which feels a lil weird, and he’s hesitant to let them rush out and blindly follow the tattoos like Weller wants to, bc he’s worried about them being manipulated again, and oooh Weller gets all grumpy about it. Boys, boys, play nice. Jane gently convinces Reade into it, while Weller continues to grump. Dude, I don’t particularly think Reade should be in charge, but the fact of the matter is that he IS in charge, so you should be watching your tone. It doesn’t matter that you have inside info that this is a time-sensitive situation, that is still not a respectful way to address a superior officer. And then lol they go out and search for hours until Reade tries to make them go home “I don’t wanna just quit”/“it’s not quitting if it’s an order”. Lol poor guy, it’s like dealing with a bunch of headstrong kids some of the time. And then suddenly a satellite literally crash-lands right near them, and is pretty much immediately descended on by a bunch of military-esque guys. Notice that Weller is calling the shots again? Old habits die hard, I guess. Poor Reade….  

Stuart is still obsessed with that same tattoo and PAtterson is still annoyed by it. Reade and Weller walk in with a chorus of ‘so what have you got?’ and again, Weller, time to back down, buddy. This ain’t your team anymore. Lol “we’re not following hunches”/“We just followed Weller’s hunch…” ugh poor beleaguered Stuart. He just can’t catch a break. And sigh, looks like Rich won’t be helping out this ep. Bummer. Ooooohhh but Reade gives the orders and then calls Weller into his office, who definitely has an odd look on his face as he looks at their reversed positions either side of the desk. And omg Reade brings up the tattoo and Weller’s all ‘oh yeah I was right about that’.  Uh excuse me??? I’m not even on this team and even I don’t like your tone one bit, you insolent little preteen! Come on, Weller, this level of juvenile pettiness should be below you. After all, Reade is raising a very valid question about how it was that he just happened to solve the tattoo on the very day that the satellite fell-- which means he’s onto you, buddy. I’d be treading with a little more care and a little less jerkishness, if I were you….

Oh hi Sydney! Oh man when was this filmed??? I stg if they were there when I was there in September…. But oooh damn Roman is getting into some deep stuff here at this support group. Oh hey! I know that guy, he was in an ep of Timeless. And I think possibly in some Aussie ad? Idk. And yep, I don’t care if it’s my native accent, hearing it in an American show is always freakin weird. At least he’s a legit Aussie and not putting on a terrible fake accent haha. And ok I know he’s not but it kind of feels like he’s almost hitting on Roman haha? But in actuality I’m pretty sure Roman has orchestrated this whole thing. Also this dude lives in The Rocks??? He must be loaded, wow. And lol, it’s never too early for a beer in Australia, unless of course you’re me, in which case ‘never’ is too early for a beer haha.

Oooh boy, Stuart, it’s probably not a good idea to literally take the words out of Patterson’s mouth. She really does love briefing the team and showing how smart she is, which in this case involves her having figured out who the satellite belonged to. The representatives of ProtechSat arrive, though are greatly confused since they’re not missing a satellite-- at least, until they see the one in the lab. “Oh, this is for sure ours” hahaha. And then they proceed to have very restrained freakouts and make multiple phone calls as they realise exactly which satellite it was and what it did, while the team gets more and more impatient waiting for answers “getting a little suspicious here guys”/”lotta red flags” hahaha I love the sass in this team. And then lolll the whole ‘We’re from the DOD” exchange and the explaining of the acronyms is priceless. Turns out, though, that the US has a missile shield thingy via a network of satellites, and now with the black box from the crashed one, someone could technically turn it off. Lol at Tasha’s “great, now I have to make a phone call” haha. And Stuart suddenly gets the company name and damn I love this show’s subtle humour. Uh oh, apparently North Korea is priming their missiles, which means possible nuclear war. Geez, high stakes or what. Oh hold up, as long as a single satellite in the network stays functional, the shield stays in place. Who wants to bet that they stop the bad guys just as it counts down to one or two satellites left?? And then lol “stuart’s got something” “Really??” damn Patterson, be nice lol

Stuart has discovered the situation with the hunters, which leads them to a trail cam that shows the ringleader’s face-- and Jane knows him. She worked with him doing K&R, and knows several of his aliases. Reade is immediately thinking of the ramifications of her previous work, but Zapata and Patterson both immediately jump to her defense. Aw, my girls! And then Weller’s all grumpy again over this discovery and tbh I don’t understand why?? As far as I recall, he didn’t ever directly ask her what she’d been doing while she was gone, and rescuing kidnapping victims certainly doesn’t seem like a bad thing?? Like, so what if she worked with some questionable people for the greater good? Geez, Weller, you’re more hormonal in a single day than many girls are throughout their entire teenage years. Chill out, son.  

Back in the motherland, these rather similar looking dudes are bonding over more beers, and ugh Roman is telling him the truth about Shepherd and Jane. “Half the time I want my sister back, half the time I want to kill her”--- who wants to bet that that’s going to be a running theme of the season lol? And then haha “you’re next beer’s going to be a water” uh mate he’s American, the beer he’s used to practically IS water loll

Jane finds Weller in the locker room to apologise, which imo isn’t warranted, but whatever. And he says that she ‘did what she had to do’ and I LOVE that she corrects him and tells him that she did it bc she WANTED to? That’s right, girl, don’t let him alter your narrative to fit his views. And then he judges her about people she may or may not have killed/let die and dude. Duuuude. You’re being an assssss. Good thing Patterson has found some info on their bad guy. Sidenote, but I think the writers managed to slip in a subtle dig about gun control in there and I’m super impressed? Anyhow Patterson shows them the guy’s safehouses she found, which Jane is immediately able to narrow down to one based on her skills and her personal knowledge of the guy. Nice work, honey! And then they bust in there and oooh “this is for Paris”-- ok I need that backstory right now, please and thank you. We see some Korean guys in a car who have apparently already discovered that their contact is blown, but they apparently have an ace up their sleeve. Uh oh….

Oooh Zapata is ranting to Patterson about ‘Assistant Director Reade’ and man it’s weird hearing her use his title. Patterson tries to highlight things from his perspective (with another lil jab from Tasha about her app making it in there haha) and then tells her she might just need to figure out a new balance, likening it to her own ‘friends who hate each other’ thing with Stuart, and Zapata’s all ‘yeah no he definitely doesn’t know that that’s what you are’ and Patterson suddenly feels all bad. As you should, honey, coz you’ve been kinda mean to him this whole time. But aww she says she’ll be better and fix things and ugh I love seeing my babies listen to each other and work to improve themselves. Of course all her good intentions do kind of go out the window when she discovers that Stuart is back to using their processing power on his pet tattoo, and advances on him so suddenly that he literally knocks stuff off his desk in his haste to back away. Ugh the poor kid is terrified of her, despite being practically twice her height haha. She does make a good point that the nukes are all still live and the threat is far from neutralised, though. And lol she refers to the hacker as a he and the ProtechSat guy pipes up in the background “Or she!” and Patterson is all, “Exactly, women can be hackers too, Stuart!” and omg I shouldn’t laugh but the poor guy is so flustered rn and totally scared of her, and Zapata is in the background with her face in her hand hahahaha.

Oooh Reade comes in and diffuses the situation by being completely oblivious to it haha, just as he misses the sass Tasha directs his way. Then he goes in to interrogate the dude they caught and lol when he suggests he’s the hacker the dude is all “Do I look like a nerd?” Ouch man, didn’t you know anyone can be a hacker? Lol. And then “is that the good Korea, or the bad one?” okay I kinda like this guy haha, can we see more of him? Weller is definitely less impressed, taking the opportunity to shame Jane a little more for her past career choices, and dude you better get down off of that high horse before you FALL off of it. You’re hardly one with any right to be throwing stones here. But at she stands her ground, and he backs off a little. You go, Jane.

Oooh Reade is getting a pep talk from Hirst; she thinks he’s overcompensating now that the team is back. Well, that’s probably true. But on the other hand, certain members of his team (*cough* Weller *cough*) are also being prigs. Speaking of people who are being butts today, the bad dude (who is a butt) gets a visit from Jane (who has a nice butt) and there’s lots of sass being thrown around-- “I liked you better when you were unaffiliated” “Funny, I never liked you at all” hahaha yaaaassss my queeeeennnn. Oooh but hold on, he knew about her bounty? And didn’t act on it, due to a mysterious person called Clem telling him not to touch her. Wow, Clem must be powerful. They’re probably a dude, too, but just saying I have an Aunty Clem and though she’s a 5ft nutritionist with a pixie cut and giant glasses, I could totally see her as a mastermind/commander figure haha. I guess they already did the ‘Surprise! This character you’ve been hearing about is actually a woman!’ reveal with Shepherd tho. But anyhow based on Jane’s chat with her old work buddy, there may be a leak in the team-- and of course the first suspect is the ProtechSat guy who happens to be a POC. Original. It’s only when he has an alibi--- sidenote, why was he at the hospital overnight I really wanna know-- that anyone even remembers that oh yeah, he has a colleague who has also been there the whole time, and who they now know had the means to frame him. But I mean she’s a pretty white lady, so who could blame them for not suspecting her til now? (#me #Icould) Aaand now the innocent lil white lady just killed two poor dudes and is about to give the baddies the means to nuke the whole country. Good work, team.

Back by the bay, the beardy boys are bonding beautifully. Poor Aussie dude just really wants to make sure Roman isn’t a risk to himself-- but he doesn’t realise that he’s the one at risk. Roman deliberately targeted him, drugged him and is about to kill him. And ughhh the poor guy is all ‘I don’t wanna die’ and Roman seems to almost regret that he has to do it bc he seems to genuinely like him and duuuude just don’t do it! Don’t kill him! Be a better person!

The ProtechSat guy helped them figure out where the hacker chick is, which I’m super satisfied by bc the guy that they wrongly accused has now just helped save their asses. And Jeller are racing there, and Jane tells Weller she loves him, but it’s with a look of almost trepidation on her face, like when a dog thinks you’re mad at them so they’ll come up and lick your hand and try to be extra cute and lovable. At least Weller immediately says it back, then reassures her that he’s not mad at her, but at Roman for orchestrating all this, and tells her that they can’t let him drive them apart. Mmmm-hmmmm, this is the time when you mention that you ALSO have something to confess, boy! But nope, looks like we’re not free of the hypocrisy yet. Anyhow the team dashes into the building (awkwardly hiding their guns from all the kiddies), guided by Patterson to the planetarium where they find a dead Marcy. Also the voiceover narrating about asteroids and meteorites sounds very much like it’s an analogy for this show’s characters… meanwhile the team is suddenly being shot at, a (male or female, thanks guys) hacker is shutting down all the satellites, Patterson is yelling… it’s just like old times. And finally the team functions like old times, and Reade and Tasha manage to cover Jeller long enough for them to go and take out the hacker and his guards in a kickass lil showdown-- leaving them with two satellites playing Atlas and holding the whole thing together. Lol at Reade losing his comms and being like ‘So did we win or did we get nuked?’ haha. And then awwww the team’s all gathered back at the lab and Reade is giving a lil speech and I’m so proud of them. Also no drinking in the lab is a new rule-- I feel like this was somehow put in place because of Rich haha.

Aw, damn, Roman really killed him. Well, that sucks. But he needed his identity or whatever, so fine. But omg it’s hilarious watching Luke pretend to ‘learn’ how to speak with his own native accent haha. Also when are they going to explain the absence of the scar???

Oh boy. Weller is cooking tofu sticks, which is not going at all well, but it’s a sweet gesture. And yet again I kind of expect Jane to say she was joking about the whole vegan thing, idk why lol. But ugh he’s all ‘I’m trying so hard’ and I really do feel bad for him rn. He’s scared that bc there’s so much about her now that he wasn’t part of, that it will mean he’ll never really have her back or something. But um dude, literally everyone else in the world is with someone who has years of experiences that don’t include them?? Like with her memory wipe, her entire existence is pretty much only like 4 years long at this point, and she was with you for 2 and a half of those. Most people are with someone who lived twenty or more years before knowing them. So I suggest you reassess a bit here, buddy. But then again I know you’re only scared of losing her again, which is probably a fear you’ll carry forever (which as we know, is a situation I am displeased with the writers about). But ugh Jane basically suggests going out on a date which is cute, and Weller’s all ‘no go we’re broke’, and she’s all ‘well actually’ and shows him her giant stash’o’cash. And it’s one of those bittersweet moments bc yes she kept it from him but she was keeping it for an emergency, and had likely planned to tell him once she had realised how dire things had gotten financially. Thankfully Weller decides to focus on the positive, and well, they don’t make it to that date….

Awww Tasha shows up at Reade’s apartment and there’s sass and it’s cute and he apologises and then she’s all oooohhh you’re on a date?? But NO OMG he has a GIRLFRIEND and she looks VERY FAMILIAR and ooooohhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyy this is gonna get awkwardddddddddddd  

Meanwhile Patterson is repeatedly calling Stuart to try to apologise and explain her recent behaviour which I really approve of and appreciate, and ugh she tells him he’s good at his job and ugh she’s actually gone to his apartment to see him but oh shit the door is busted in and please tell me he just went back to the lab to work late please please please oh shit oh nooooooooooooooo. Stuarttttttttttttt!! Oh my baby this is so unfair, you deserved so much better….  (Also poor Patterson ugh)

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Criminal Minds s03e07 Identity review - or more aptly named, the episode where we try to learn about Rossi but he’s like Fort Knox, Derek is faced with racism and handles it beautifully and my tech kitten is an innocent puppy and I love her for it

Episode 07 – Identity

Hey guys!!!! So let’s get straight to it, I’ve got my oatmeal with maple syrup and bananas, I’ve got my morning coffee, some water to cleanse my palate between the two tastes because I love sugar so much and I won’t be able to taste the difference in the coffee, and since I’m classified as a Coffee Expert in my workplace, I want to be able to give my customers the best descriptions of the coffee. I’m drinking Livanto by Nespresso right now. So let’s get to it.

Let’s see what happens.

Sassy music!

Ooh, dude driving across Montana, awesome!

I like this dude! He looks awesome!

He has a scar, poor thing.

Oh crap! The cops got him for speed? Oh, they’re looking for that car? So he’s not awesome? Damn.

Oh shit! He has a fucking grenade! GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Fuck!

He just blew himself up like what? Oh my god.

And the officer who came up to him is down. Fuck.

“A popular theory among leading astrophysicists estimates that hyper matter reactor would need about 10 to the 32nd jewels of energy to destroy a planet the size of earth. Now, Lucas said it took 19 years to build the first death star, right? But if you look at the essential chronology, there’s a testbed prototype for a super lase that spans … Where are you going?” awwwww, poodle is so cute trying to explain the logic of Star Wars to Derek, and Derek is like, please stop, Nerd. Not nice at all.

“Taking back the last five minutes of my life.” HEY! Puppy! Apologize to my poodle, right now!

Wait. He wants to snoop around Rossi’s office to understand why he came back if he has so much money? Oh Derek, you naughty boy.

Oh god, Derek and Emily profiling Rossi’s office is awesome.

“Come on, Reid, team? I don’t think this guy knows the meaning of the word.” Oh snap!

Wait, he has original Italian renaissance art? Oh damn.

Hahahaha, Rossi busting them and correcting them on everything in his office is the best.

And Derek looking chastised shouldn’t be this hot.

“Isn’t that how team works?” Oh! Schooled! Go to debriefing.

Why doesn’t Montana like the FBI? Is that a trouble state?

Martin Luther: “An earthly kingdom cannot exist without inequality of persons. Some must be free, some serfs, some rulers, some subjects.”

Hey! Hey! Emily! Why make fun of my poodle? He’s mapping out the key locations looking for algorithms. Don’t be a bitch.

And Aaron, thank you for sticking up for my poodle.

Why are you drinking tea instead of coffee? Don’t you want to wake up?

SHEMAR MOORE EYEBROW APPRECIATION

Also, Montana is filled with militia men? Damn. Para government groups. Damn.

Wait. Hold up. Is that sheriff Bobby Singer from Supernatural?

Checking IMDB. Hold up.

YUP! That’s fucking Jim Beaver! I LOVE YOU BABY!

Wait. The fucker abducted Angela from the parking lot while her husband and kid were in the store? Damn.

“You were spot on, crime fighters.” Oh honey, I love you so much.

“That’s your federal government at work. We specialize in redundancy.” OH BURN!

Oh! Garcia also found a wife that doesn’t live with him. Oh, you’re good, cupcake. And I love your earrings so much!!!!

Oh my god, that deputy playing with the baby is so cute!!!! My heart is melting.

“FBI? You’re not serious. You look like a pipe cleaner with eyes. I could snap you like a twig.” WHOA! Whoa, there, pal! Hold your freaking horses (and I mean that literally, cuz I saw some on Reid’s way here), no need to get ugly with my poodle. He’s trying to help. Stop it.

But yes, he doesn’t look FBI in the slightest. He looks like my wet dream if I were to go to a Book of Mormon show.

Wait. So Rossi came with him? And he looks official so the guy will listen? Not fair.

“Piece of advice, pipe cleaner, way you’re wearin’ that gun … beggin’ someone to take it off you.” Hey! Hey! Quit dogging on my poodle! He’s form Vegas! Okay? There the weapon is mostly cards and chips and stuff, not pistols. So calm yo tits.

Oh god, Reid just touched on a touchy subject, Ruby Ridge. Got it. Will remember it for the rest of the season.

Home movies. Awesome.

Oh god. This guy was a psycho weirdo who thought that women have to serve him. Shit.

Oh good, the wife is there to help. Oh my god, he abused her? The militia swooped in and helped, that’s good, but when her parents died he made her hand over property that was legally hers? That fucking asshole.

Oh god, I hope they find Angela.

Shit. Derek found her dead. I’m sorry, puppy.

How can she be recently dead if Francis is fucking blown up to smithereens? Doesn’t make sense at all.

Shit. He has a partner. Fuck.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Rossi? Why are you throwing my puppy Derek under the bus? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wait. So he’s sending a black guy and a woman in there? Oh boy.

He took the entire arsenal in that cupboard. Fuck.

Ew! BEETLES! EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Oh god, he planted roses on top of the bodies? Ew.

Awwww, Derek is protective of JJ, I love you so much, baby boy.

Okay. So the guy is seriously spiteful towards the FBI, okay. They haven’t done what Rossi thought they would do, I’m glad.

Oh Derek, you little puppet, automatically putting your hand on your gun when Harris does the same. I love you.

Wait. Whoa.

“Your people?” what the fuck do you mean by that, fucker?

“How has the federal government ever helped your people? Slavery, ghettos, poverty. The CIA got you all hooked on heroin in the sixties, crack in the eighties.” You racist son of a bitch.

“You should despise him. They sure as hell don’t care about you now. There are five other members of your team. Look around you. Why the hell did they send you here?”

Oh he did not just say that!

And Derek’s like, rising above. Let’s focus on the case here … *assholes*

“Nobody sent me anywhere. I came right to do by her.” I love you so much, angel fish.

“So we completely understand if you boys are just too afraid to tell us about him. I get it.’ Ooh, he did not just go there. You perfect puppy.

“But just say so.” Look how tired he is of their shit. Oh my god.

“Don’t go hidin’ behind your vague little gun threats and your tired conspiracy theories, please.” ZERO FUCKS GIVEN BY DEREK MORGAN. THIS IS GLORIOUS!

“Just in case you remember something else.” I’ll tell you whatever you want to know, yumcakes.

Shit. Those are tapes with the missing women’s names and unspooled. Shit.

Garcia needs to save the day.

Oh fuck. He has rules for the women? FUCK YOU.

Fuck. He fucking tortured them until they died? Shit. I hate Gohering so much. I love how Emily’s like, “what is this” on a torture device, and I’m so sad my poodle knows what it is. Fuck.

God, this asshole was sick.

I just hope his partner will come to justice soon.

Oh god! He wants to imitate the fucktard so he cut himself so he has a cut, too? FUCK YOU, YOU SICK ASSHOLE.

“That’s it. The whole tamale. Every horrific frame. I’m done.” I love how pure she is. You’re amazing, Penelope. Truly. I love you.

“You ok?” “No.” oh pumpkin! I LOVE YOU!

My poodle is a fucking genius! He just noticed that the partner was obsessed with Francis. He didn’t care about the women. He unspooled the tapes so they only contained Francis. Damn, boy. I love your poodle mind.

Wait. The fucker works in the place of the flowers? DAMN.

Henry Frost. Go to hell.

Wait. So he’s trying to BECOME Francis? Oh, damn.

Thank fuck the station attendant saw him. Oh, I love Montana, the ladies aren’t afraid to pull out the shotgun there. I love you, ladies! So strong!

I love Hotchner and Rossi roleplaying. It’s hot.

So he’s so delusional he’s imagining Francis with him? Fuck you.

So he takes her up to a cliff in the middle of nowhere? Oh god.

The three musketeers. My geniuses who totally profiled this fucker and are going to find him and save the day.

Black Eagle Peak. Interesting name.

I love how she tries to distract him and get him to sympathize with her. But he’s so far off the deep end he’s done for. They need to get him.

What the fuck?

Derek’s like, ‘Fuck me over, you’re bringing in Harris on this? FUCK YOU!’

Oh god. It’s a manhunt on Goehring. Someone get him.

I really can’t fucking stand Harris. I mean, fine, so Rossi made a mistake at Ruby Ridge, why the fuck you gotta be a bitch about it?

Oh thank fuck, they got him. I mean, Harris got him, but I still think it’s a win for the team.

Okay, so Derek is trying to pry into Rossi’s past and understand him, cuz it’s really interesting and as a team member, they want to know stuff about each other to trust them. I get it.

“I’m relentless.” Oh shit, that just got me in the groin, good.

I love those photos of him. He’s so hot.

 All right, we’re done with this episode. It was hard on me cuz the unsubs were torturing women and I really don’t like it. Even as a concept, because we didn’t actually see the physical torture. But still. Also, Penelope is so pure that she does’nt like watching blood or mangled bodies or torture, I love you so much princess! Also, major racism addressed and I love it, not because of the subject, but because of how it was handled in this episode. Which was beautiful. Also, major panty-dropping shots of Derek. And Rossi is still an enigma. Hmm.

Overall, loved it. Could’ve done more with the unveiling of Rossi, but I’ll guess we’ll find out later on in the season.

Till next time, my lovelies <3