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Linktober Day 11: Monsters / Beasts
I swear, if these guys weren't hostile I'd love to see someone keep one as a pet in-game XD they look somewhat adorable, especially the ones from BotW
I still love how the Twilight Princess chus are just jelly slugs without any eyes like the rest loll
#legend of zelda#skyward sword#majora's mask#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#twilight princess#wind waker#chuchu#chuchu jelly#chu jelly#linktober#komdtpinks art#inktober
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Warriors and Wild!
Here it is! The last of the mermay prompts I got and it only took me 2 months from when I started to finish 😅
Wind is saving this pictograph for when he needs to distract Warriors from being mad at him. Very impressed with how sneaky Wild was, seeing as he glows and all
#nan scribbles#linked universe#mermay#lu warriors#lu wild#Whale of a tail AU#Warriors was getting ready for the day#After the chu jelly gets in his hair it doesn't calm down for 3 days#He may have given Wild a new scar with how fast he turned around the second it touched his hair#Alas by then it was too late 😞
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" Do not bring any of that cursed garbage back. Leave it in the dark, dirty depths of the past where it belongs. "
#[ ☀ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ʷᵃʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ;; ⁱᶜ ]#[ ☀ ᵈᵃˢʰ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃʳʸ ;; ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒˢˢⁱᵖ ˢᵗᵒⁿᵉˢ ᵒᵛᵉʳʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵗʰⁱˢ ]#[ ☀ ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏ ;; ᵐᵒˡᵈᵘᵍᵃ ᵍᵘᵗˢ ]#YA'LL NO#DO NOT BRING BACK GORON MILK AND CHU JELLY LUBE#I CAN'T#i forgot how damn cursed this rpc can be god 🤣🤣
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should I change my art blog to crimson as well so it’s not so confusing…..?
#I’m shy too mix the two worlds#my hidden writing blog World and my shy hiding in the corner art world lmao#but I’ve had people be like ‘THEYRE STEALING CRIMSONS ART oh wait that crimson nvm false alarm’ LOL#so I feel like i should just be crimson across everything#bc I’ve come to really love crimson as my online name lol#I see crimson anywhere and I’m like ‘IT ME!!!!’#djdjwifks idk if I wanna keep kenjii for the art blog though. maybe just chnage it to crimsonmoon#which still fits the zelda kind of vibe I got going with chuuiemoon#bc it reminds me of the blood moon in botw and totk#bc chuuie is from the chu chu jellies in loz games#cuz I like those funky dudes#and chuuie sounds cute#AARRRGHHH IDK#crimsonkenjii rambles
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Trying out the "Jelly" Art Style.
#chu#digital art#chubitts#chu art#chuheizu#artists on tumblr#chugokuheizu#origianl character#jelly art#jelly art style#cut throat girlfriend
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need to stop watching and reading gay shit it’s causing uncontrollable yearning in me
#like damn… despite the horrors gay people will find each other whatever bye#kills everything around me in an aoe attack#leaving everything around me desolate and myself completely alone#hrmph#actually and you know what? kills myself too while i’m at it !#explodes like a fuckin chu jelly from botw when u kill it
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honestly i hope thats a feature. you get a slain enemy and a nice cooked steak covered in its guts. its a win-win!
“I’ll save Hyrule with the power of unhinged arts & crafts if necessary!”
— Tears of the Kingdom Link, probably, as he attacks a fire chu chu, slab of meat at the end of his sword to cook it
#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#ive always wondered what chu chu jelly tastes like#i wonder how similar it is to jello often
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#charlie brown sugar#charlie brown#sugar#slime#slime asmr#brown sugar almond#brown sugar#almond#asmr#slimer#climber#slime bubbles#slime art#jelly slime#clay slime#scented slime#daddy chu slimes#daddy chuya slimes#daddy chuya#daddy chu
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I decided to try this lychee flavoured drink, I've never had lychee before but this drink tastes like rose and I'm obsessed
#i love rose#its 99p for 320ml so really not bad#slightly less expensive than coke#it has coconut jelly in it too#i usually get the mango Coco chu drinks#this one is Mogu Mogu
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hai . thinking about wind waker's food 😵💫
theres a lot of emphasis on seafood in fanon but in reality there are NO fish out there to be eaten.
on the other hand, both pigs and crabs look pretty abundant, so i think theyre used as the main sources of protein ^.^ seagulls are a potential too but i feel the other two options are easier and quicker to capture and prep. seagulls are prob mostly esten by seafarers that didn't ration their supplies very well
iii can see a lot of soups stews and hotpots being a staple in the average great sea inhabitant's diet, obv the Main food item we see is grandma's soup which helps 👍 i personally think her soup is some sort of red lentil soup, with crabmeat and spices and a teeny bit of blue chu jelly ^_^ blue chus are super rare so grandma was saving it for link's birthday treat :)
something to be said abt the elixir soup is how it acts like a blue potion, so i can for sure see islanders using chu jelly in food and beverages rather than Solely for potionmaking, especially bc of how many places chus spawn . i think theyd be good for making a sweet treat ^_^
more onto drinks, ww had a coffee shop! explicitly saying that it has coffee and coffee beans too 🥳🥳🥳 it's particularly fun bc irl pirates had a history of drinking coffee a lot lol
theres way more to be picked apart but this is getting long as hell and i'm sleepy . okay bye foreverrr
#hai. sorry im on mobile and this is all off the top of my hesd otherwise i wouldve added images and made it look nicer#p.txt#sighs . i love winndwaker . no one gets me *stands in the corner facing the wall*#WINDWAKER ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️I LOVE YUO
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the yellow one tastes like hot butter popcorn
In Wind Waker there's the Chu Jelly Juice Shop on Windfall Island. The shop owner uses red, green, and blue chu jelly to make respective potions.
Do you think with chu jelly from Wind's era and enough time to fiddle with the recipe that Wild would be able to make restorative chu jelly candies? chu jellybeans and/or chu gummies?
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The Wind Waker HD
Chu Jelly Juice Shop
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𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖘 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖙:
✿ SFW recipes:
Unexpected - vampire!scaramouche x nb!reader
Accidentally in love - scaramouche x nb!reader
Safe in your arms - heizou x nb!reader
Dummy, ditzy love - tighnari x fem!reader
This is home - scaramouche x nb!reader
You, my greatest treasure - beidou x nb!reader
Adventure? Adventure! - multi x nb!reader
Chu<3 - xiao x nb!reader
Experiment!modern!rubedo and scaramouche brainrot
Fairytale au brainrot
Archon!scaramouche x wandering ronin!reader brainrot
Venti - venti x nb!reader
Misunderstandings - scaramouche, childe, diluc x nb!reader
I want your bite - scaramouche x nb!vampire!reader
Home sweet home - scaramouche x nb!reader
Yours, not hers - scaramouche x nb!reader
Scaramouche and Wanderer x assisstant!reader brainrot
The wonderful tiring life of a cat parent - cat!6reeze x nb!reader
Mornings spent together - scaramouche x nb!reader
Okay maybe I am clingy... - scaramouche x nb!reader
Accidents - 6reeze x nb!reader
Recovering - kaeya, diluc and thoma x nb!reader
Oh hey, that’s my idiot - bosacius x male!reader
Karma - xiao x nb!reader
It’s not like I like you! - modern!scaramouche x nb!reader
♡︎ NSFW recipes:
Darling boy - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Sweet dreams - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
I do adore you - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Cutest popsicle - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
You, my greatest treasure - beidou x nb!switch!reader
Stay quiet - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
A little bit jelly - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Harder! - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
My first love - AFAB!sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
I can fix him❌ sub!character brainrot
Eating Ganyu out brainrot
Christmas gift - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
Windborn bard! - sub!venti x nb!dom!reader
Good kitty - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
The way of the househusband! - sub!thoma x male!dom!reader
Not done yet - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
Work for it - sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
More please? - sub!pantalone x nb!dom!reader
Focus - sub!albedo x nb!dom!reader
Oh sweet captain! - sub!kaeya x nb!dom!reader
Sweet like sugar - AFAB!sub!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
I'm trying! - sub!xiao x nb!dom!reader
Pretty when you beg - sub!scaramouche x male!dom!reader
Behind the bank’s doors - sub!fatui agent x nb!dom!reader
Detective’s work - sub!heizou x nb!dom!reader
Squidward nose - sub!6reeze x nb!dom!reader
The Anemo God’s devotion - sub!venti x nb!dom!reader
You, my heart - sub!scaramouche x dom!AMAB!reader
Heizou brainrots
My only God - sub!AFAB!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
nobu’s kinktober list of 2023!
knock me up! - sub!big men x nb!dom!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy - sub!dragons x nb!dom!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy pt2 - sub!dragons x gn!dom!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy - an amazing fanart by the lovely@c00kieguy !!
Sub monsterfucker character brainrot
Happy yandere husband! - sub!yandere!AFAB!character x dom!gn!reader
Study of a dragon anatomy pt3 - sub!dragons x dom!gn!reader
Bird bf brainrot
Shy monsterfucker sub with a vampire reader
☆ Self aware AU recipes:
Yun Jin hangout brainrot
Replacement - an accident with diluc
My only God - sub!AFAB!scaramouche x nb!dom!reader
⇨ psst!! the divider is from @rookthornesartistry
#nobu.writes#sub genshin#sub genshin impact#sub!genshin#sub!genshin impact#genshin impact x reader smut#genshin x reader smut#genshin smut#genshin impact x reader fluff#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact x reader angst#genshin x reader fluff#genshin x reader#genshin x reader angst#genshin drabbles#scaramouche x reader#wanderer x reader#xiao x reader#venti x reader#beidou x reader#heizou x reader#kazuha x reader#aether x reader#pantalone x reader#thoma x reader#albedo x reader#tighnari x reader#kaeya x reader#ganyu x reader#nobu’s kinktober 2023
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Day 3: Zedaph
Here's Zedaph, a goofy scientist who uses chu-chu jelly to make potions. He's trying to find a potion that makes sheep fluffier! Hope it works out for him!
Here's a link to the fundraiser!
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i’d hump jaspers boot💔 but i’d also suck on lucy b00bs💔 its hard to choose when youre a pervy loser for both
DW nonnie, mama cookie’s got chu bb <3
MINORS DNI!!!
CW: M!reader, reader referred to as he/him, reader has a penis, sub reader, PERVY LOSER READER <3, M!Masturbation, dry humping, titty job, bj, double hj, p in b(jasper’s p in reader’s b), lots of teasing reader, anal fingering, spanking (just once ;3), scent kink, reader forced to panty sniff and then again on our own, exhibition, bullying, orgasm denial, overstim, not proofread like at all i’m sorry XD
🪓🧸Lucy~
I imagined first an alternate route where you perv over her since the start. instead of in Lucky🎀 i wanna expound this one XD like just have reader masturbate all the time to her, but i also just wanted them to FUCK. XD!!!!
status: First known introductions
“Just because Ezra’s too scared of your lil girlfriend to touch you, doesn’t mean I am” The group of guys shove you against the rattling wall in the locker room.
They had pushed you into the women’s locker room on campus. You don’t know Lucy either, you’ve only ever perved over her, so you aren’t sure why they’re saying girlfriend, or why Ezra would be scared of her.
Two of the guys in the group broke into Lucy’s gym locker, which happened to have a really expensive looking pink bag in it.
They tore through it as if it were plastic, and out came a pair of her frilly, baby blue panties, covered in lace and ribbons. “What are you—” You start, before the article is shoved into your face.
You’re forced to inhale, a very sweet but, very naughty scent permeates your senses, and panic swells within you! No!! You’re not that much of a creep! You swear!! You fight to get the guys away from you, but they end up shoving you inside her locker and closing the door.
“Fuck!” You slam your fist as hard as you can into the metal, but your arm is pretty well squished at your side.
Her panties are still in your hand, when you think about how long you might be in here for, you wonder if it would be fine to just…
She smells sweet and a little salty, your eyes close, and your hand travels to your pants, when the door to the locker you’re in opens wide, light spilling onto your guilty and hot face.
It’s Lucy.
Her eyes are wide and unreadable, she must be in shock, you’ve seriously fucked everything up!
Until…
Something miraculous happens, she gets down on her knees and motions for you to be quiet, with her index finger pointing over her lip. There’s a glint of mischief in her eyes now, and she smirks wickedly up at you.
Soon her slightly freckled tits are out, and so is your cock, she has it sat like it’s a holy idol on a ceremonial pillow that is her chest. She licks her lips staring at it before she starts to move, squishing her boobs around your shaft, you watch it get swallowed up by her cushiony breast.
A disembodied voice comes from around the corner. “Yeah, so can you believe that Luce?”
“What?” She says in a way that’s a little ditsy and has your dick twitching up as she kisses and suckles on the tip. Her soft mounds massage the underside in a way that’s making your legs feeling like jelly.
“About bertie!” her friend calls.
“Oh right! yeah, i don’t know what her problem is recently!”
“Right!?”
When she looks back up at you again, her eyes look about as hazy as you feel right now. How is this even happening?
You’re already close when you sigh, and start to shudder, and she grabs you more violently, hand choking your dick, and she gets up, her chest still out and very distracting on top of her iron grip on your appendage. You realize you’re holding in your breath when she takes her panties from your hand and shoves them into your mouth, then puts your hand on your dick to replace hers.
She kisses your cheek, her eyes so soft and filled with adoration for you, and then she slams her locker door back in your face.
🤍💻Jasper~
So idk if i can picture Jasper taking it without still being in charge, so hopfully it’s what you wanted!!
Also this is my first M x M writing ever!!! 🙈
Status: Dating🎀
“Do you really think you deserve it?” He had been laying on his stomach on the floor, pillows everywhere, minding his own business playing something on his phone when you were overwhelmed by desire, like a miasma in the room that you’re inhaling and barley seeing through the think pink fog of it!
You kneed his ass, and you need it! “I need it Jasper!” You repeat out loud. guilt roils your guts but you know he enjoys you. He wouldn’t keep you around if he didn’t…
“So desperate~” He sighs, with a smirk on his face.
You lay over top of him, slotting your clothed dick between his ass cheeks. You grunt as you rut into him, “Oh my gods!!” It already feels so good, through the harsh fabrics you feel his hot flesh, bouncing back into you.
“You better enjoy it while you can, I’m almost done with my dailies.”
Your hands roam his lithe frame, squeezing his hips, and his sides, and traveling up his arms, until you almost fall and have to catch yourself and you take hold of his hips this time for purchase.
“mmmm~,” He hums, as he puts his phone down, and grabs you.
He pulls you the opposite way as he rolls over so that you land on pillows beneath him.
You inhale sharply, “Sorry!!! sorry!!! I couldn’t help it!!!” tears prick at your eyes, but, he wipes them away and kisses you.
“You’re such a pretty person~” He licks your neck, before biting down on your flesh, “So tasty too~!”
Jasper pulls back and you whine, reaching up to try and claw him back to you, until you realize he is unbuttoning his and your pants.
Once out, his pale, slender fingers wrap tightly around both of your dicks together, and he squishes the tips and rubs them against each other. “did you bring lube?” You watch mesmerized as they almost seem to meld together, his shiny silver piercing in the middle.
You gulp, feeling scared of getting in trouble.
“You wanted to fuck me and didn’t even bring lube?? how cruel.” He laughs before spitting into his hand and rapidly massages your shafts together, getting them nice and slicked up.
Your dick head is smushed up against his hot tip, leaking precum, as Jasper runs his thumb all around your glands. You close your eyes tightly, all the pressure building and he hasn’t even started! You need to calm down! But you can’t, your a writhing moaning mess to his fingers.
He flips you over again, now so that you’re on your hands and knees, his hand now only massages your dick now, running up and down your fully errect length and back up to your base, and down again.
His other hand slaps your ass cheek almost full force, definitely enough to bruise! “Ow!!! ahhhmmmm!” It stings and you mumble out your cries. Your skin buzzes with the pain.
Before you can really comprehend anything else, his two long fingers are dipping inside of you, curling around and pressing that spot that has you moaning out louder and louder! “That’s it, Y/N, you feeling good f’me?”
“Mhmm!!!!” You nod vigorously.
“I don’t know, do you really deserve my dick? Or should I make you just get off on my fingers?”
You push back onto his hand further, “Please put it in me!! Please, Jasperrr!” You slur his name, and god he loves how it rolls off of your tongue like a heavy boulder whenever you’re drunk off of him.
“Maybe I should just keep going, you’re so close! You don’t need my dick,”
“I need it! I need it! Please Jasper! Fill me up!!” You beg.
He sighs, “Oh alright, since you asked so nicely~” with that his pierced tip breaches your entrance. It’s so much hotter than the rest of his skin, it melts your insides around it. You feel ecstatic as he bottoms out inside you, all while his hand squeezes your shaft base.
After he’s inside and allows you to adjust for a second he starts pumping around your cock and he pulls out slowly, before rocking his hips back in. It’s instantly too much and you cum with a cry, you didn’t mean to finish so soon!
“Such a good job, look at how much you came!” Jasper coos you, as he rocks his hips into your ass, he pets your back gently down your spine.
You shiver, even after an orgasm his dick feels so good inside you, you’re so full and hot, and the warmness that shot through you at your apex is now flowing throughout your body to a lesser but still pleasant extent. You’re moaning as he sweetly fucks you.
“Want my cum, darling? I think you’ve earned it,” He makes you feel so loved and well cared for, no matter what scenario.
“Mhm,” You moan, and as soon as you do, he obliges, he must’ve been really into prepping you today, he finished so fast! He must really love you!
and he does :3
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If Time used the truth mask-thing would he be able to see Wild as a hylian?
HMMMMM on the one hand i'm not sure it would work on this situation, on the other hand....
have a crack fic. I made myself laugh.
Aspects of Two Idiots
Wild had wandered off.
This was not unusual in and of itself - the guy was forever wandering off and exploring and getting himself into all sorts of trouble. At least, unlike Hyrule, he tended not to get himself hopelessly lost. And no matter how filthy he was when he came back (and oh, did he come back filthy) he always actually cleaned himself off.
But that wasn’t the point. The point was, Wild had wandered off, and the Chain were starting to get hungry. Of course, they were all grown adults - well, most of them, at least, and in theory they could provide for themselves. Hyrule had his dried meats and fruit and they had a supply of bread and cheese. And of course, one of them could always try to actually cook.
It was just that. Well.
The Chain cooking never ended well.
Time had sighed at the latest moan, this time from Sky, who despite his generally sweet disposition could still get grumpy when he was hungry enough. They had all had a long day and desperately needed this break. The woods that they were travelling through were full of glamours and illusions, and it had taken every ounce of magical awareness to get through without falling into any traps.
Wild, he was pretty sure, had just gone down to the nearby stream to wash off after someone had shot a massive chu too close to him and the whole thing had exploded into his fur.
He had been very, very angry after that.
Time could understand him needing a break.
Still, the Chain was hungry, and Time couldn’t be bothered listening to them complain any longer. At least if he went to find their missing brother then he would be doing something, and perhaps he could be of help scrubbing the dried chu jelly from his fur.
Ugh. It had been so gross.
“I’ll go.” Time had said, and strode out of camp without waiting for a response.
It was peaceful enough. In a sudden stroke of inspiration he had slipped on the Mask of Truth and now could easily see through any illusions in the forest long before they became an issue. The mask didn’t do anything for sounds, unfortunately, so he couldn’t hear anything coming, but it was good enough to do.
Time hummed to himself idly as he walked down to the stream, an old, gentle tune. It wasn’t until he was nearly at the water’s edge that he realised something was wrong.
Wild wasn’t where he should have been. In his place was a short, blond man, a boy, really, irritably scrubbing at his long blond hair. From where he stood in the trees, Time could see how scars - horrible, familiar scars - twisted around half of his body. He could see how one arm had been removed and set to the side, out of the way of the water.
What the fuck.
Time blinked, and then slipped the mask down, peering over with his own eyes.
There was Wild, lifting one leg to his shoulder and twisting so that he could clean himself properly.
He put the mask back on. The hero he knew and loved was replaced by this blond stranger.
What in the-
Time shifted his weight, and beneath his feet a stick cracked.
Not-Wild looked around, his eyes wide. He whined in question.
Time slipped the mask off, not wanting to startle his brother.
“It’s me.” he said, coming into the light, looking at Wild and trying to understand what he had just seen.
Wild… for want of a better word, Wild looked terrified. Like he had been caught doing something taboo, something terrible. Like a deer in the headlights. Like a man about to face the chopping block.
“Wild-” Time began to ask, but in an instant his brother was upon him, jamming his arm back in place and pressing his hands to Time’s lips in a silencing gesture, eyes wide as he desperately shook his head. Time wondered at the back of his mind what he would be seeing in the mask - the boy that had been in place of Wild had been so much shorter, would he have to reach to cover Time’s lips?
Clearly Wild knew he had been seen, that Time knew about his secret form. Was this Wild’s real body? The body he had been born into? Had he been changed into the form he had now? Made to change? Chosen to change?
What the hell was going on?
Time pulled away - “Okay, okay, i just - i have some questio-”
Wild yipped in alarm and shook his head frantically. He even tried some of the rudimentary sign he had picked up, Time could just about make out the words ‘secret’ and ‘please’ through his shaking fingers.
Slowly, Time nodded. Whatever this was, whyever Wild looked so different through the Mask, it clearly wasn’t something that was supposed to be shared. It was private, a secret. Time could understand that, he supposed. Plenty of people had pasts they didn’t want others to know about, other forms they would rather keep private. Time himself could think of a number of different forms he had borne that he would rather not share with the group.
He didn’t know why his brother might show as a hylian through whatever glamour he must have been wearing, but if he didn’t want to share, then Time wasn’t going to ask.
“It’s okay.” Time murmured, as reassuring as he could. “I won’t tell anyone, your secret’s safe with me.”
In front of him, Wild nearly melted with relief.
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Wild had gone down to the river to get some peace. Not because he was mad! Really, Wind couldn’t have known when he shot what must have been the world’s largest chu chu that it was going to explode literally all over Wild. He couldn’t have known that they still would have to fight the rest of the battle in the baking sun and then hike through hours through this terrible cursed forest until they found a safe camp site.
No one could have foreseen that the jelly would solidify into a horrible, sticky gunk that matted through wild’s fur and stank to high heaven.
It wasn’t anybody’s fault. It just sucked.
The longer the jelly stayed on the harder it got, and it tugged and pulled at Wild’s fur as he moved. It was awful. He hated it. He knew that he was in a bad mood because of it. That was way he refused any offers of company to the river as politely as he could and went off on his own. He needed some time to just groom himself in peace.
And so he had. It had been nice, despite the spookiness of the woods. Once he got the jelly wet again it came off fairly easily, so he had been able to relax into his grooming routine. Gently, he brushed through his fur, humming softly to himself, enjoying the feeling of being clean again.
It was a cat thing. He was pretty sure that while he had understood the importance of hygiene and enjoyed the occasional luxurious soak before, it had never been like this. He wondered what else he was missing out on, what other feline habits he should try out while he had the chance. Grooming was so good, after all.
…grooming. Huh.
Didn’t cats groom with their tongues?
Ugh! No! He wasn’t trying that, gross!
Unless…
No!
But maybe…
Wild looked around to make sure he was alone. Nothing stirred in the forest. He looked down at his arm, recently cleaned and neatly brushed. He leaned over and gave it a testing ‘lick’.
Huh. Weird. It… it didn’t feel the most natural in the world, but it also wasn’t terrible. He licked again, more firmly this time. To his surprise, the fur rearranged itself neatly, lying flatter than before.
What the fuck.
He bent over and twisted, lifting his leg to try licking his ankle. Not for any other reason than it was there, and he was doing an experiment.
Huh. No, it didn’t feel right. And besides, it was all very well him saying it wasn’t the worst, but he was freshly clean now. The idea of licking his fur when he was actually dirty was still pretty repulsive.
Welp, there was one cat habit he could safely say he hadn’t absorbed.
Something rustled behind him.
Wild was on his feet in an instant, ready to attack whatever it was but also horrified at the thought that one of his brothers might have seen him.
Time stepped out of the trees. “It’s me.” he said, and he looked more than a little bewildered.
Ah, shit. He’d seen.
Wild whined as his brother said his name, and grabbed his arm from where he had left it by the water’s edge. Jamming it back into place, he rushed up to time and slammed his hands over his mouth, shaking his head viciously.
Don’t say it. Please please please, Old Man, don’t say it out loud. Ah, shit, Wild couldn’t take the embarrassment. This was terrible! Why had he ever thought that he should try licking his fur of all things, he wasn’t actually an animal!
Time pulled away from his grasp, holding out his hands in what was clearly meant to be a pacifying gesture. “Okay, okay, i just - i have some questio-”
NOPE! NO QUESTIONS FOR YOU, OLD MAN.
Wild barely contained his screech of alarm, shaking his head again. He never, ever wanted to talk about this with anyone, ever. He would do anything, give anything. He’d make Time’s favourite food every night for the rest of their adventure, he’d clean his shoes, he’d stop groaning at his terrible old man jokes, anything to avoid the humiliation of this conversation.
Finally, Time sighed and offered him a small smile. “It’s okay.” he said, and Wild had never been more relieved that the Chain just assumed some of his odd habits were normal. With any luck, the old man would just presume that this was something he did in private and that it was inappropriate to talk about in public. Like going to the toilet or something. “I won’t tell anyone, your secret’s safe with me.”
OH THANK HYLIA.
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And with that, the misunderstanding went unaddressed. Time knew about Wild’s other form as a hylian and didn’t bring it up because he thought it was a secret. Wild, believing his brother to have seen him grooming with his tongue, made Time’s favourite food every night for a week.
Neither mentioned that evening by the river again.
After all, they were heroes of courage, not wisdom.
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