#christoper walken

[bruceandmary]

Walk without rhythm It won't attract the worm Walk without rhythm And it won't attract the worm Walk without rhythm And it won't attract the worm If you walk without rhythm Ah, you never learn, yeah

In honor of Dune Part II releasing today, I give you the best moment of hilarity in hindsight in the history of the world.

[devouringyourson]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A SERIES 3 OF THE OUTLAWS?!?!?!

[francis-writes]

So this is just a question if Disney did a live action adaptation of the hunchback of Notre Dame, who in your mind would be the perfect actor to play judge Claude Frollo ?

Now, it's a complicated topic. I am not a master of castings but I would love to talk about it.

It isn't just a matter of appearance. You can google "skinny old white actor" and get many possibilities. Choose one and maybe dye his hair gray. But that won't work. Actor who plays Frollo needs no have this spark of malice, cruelty and madness. In theory, you can put Hugh Jackman in Frollo's clothes.

But no matter how much I love Hugh Jackman, I won't believe his character would burn down all the Paris because of a boner. Frollometer: -15/10

There are actors who have this spark but I still don't see them. It's Mads Mikkelsen. I am sorry. He may be a skilled actor, but if they hire him, I still won't see Frollo. I will see Mads Mikkelsen. He's just too characteristic. But maybe... I would give him a chance. Frollometer: 4/10

I would consider Christoper Walken. He played a villain in Batman Returns and I had a crush on him in middle school. Frollometer: 7/10

Ralph Fiennes. He played Lord Voldemort, SSman in "Schindler's List", serial killer in "Red Dragon"... Frollometer: 6/10

Now hear me out. I know that Jason Isaacs doesn't look that much like Frollo but important part of this character is serving cunt. Jason Isaacs played many villains and every one of them could make me pregnant by voice alone. Frollometer: 8/10

Not very creative, because he was the main name when there was gossip about HoND live action, but Peter Capaldi is perfect. I didn't watch anything with him tbh but he has the look and the vibe. Just look at him. Frollometer: 9/10

Charles Dance. No, I won't elaborate. Frollometer: 9/10

[briarghast]

Okay, but why it look like Christoper Walken tho?

[krispyweiss]

Song Review: The Fractals - “Christopher Walken”

“Christopher Walken” is not a song about Christopher Walken. Rather, it is “a song about summoning the courage to tell your best friend that they do a horrible Christoper Walken impersonation, and pleading with them to stop doing it in public,” per the Fractals.

This makes a little more sense when the listener understands the Fractals are guitarist/singer Kevin Hanson, drummer Erik Johnson and bassist Jim Stager, aka three-quarters of the often-hilarious, always-adventurous Huffamoose.

Though it’s a comedic song with just a little cow bell on the intro, “Christoper Walken” has a serious groove; musically, it sounds like something Lou Reed might’ve come up with on a good day when the tai chi kicked in for real. And the humor works as Hanson and the band sing of drinking beers and rolling spears before getting to the gist:

You do the worst Christopher Walken/maybe stick with Brando or Pacino or something

The band will celebrate the release with a June 23 gig in Pennsylvania. More singles will follow.

Grade card: The Fractals - “Christopher Walken” - B+

5/22/23

[beheadable]

Thinking about the time during my Dafoe thing my mom said I might like Christoper Walken and I had JUST seen him in New Rose Hotel and I said ‘eh not really’ like bro. Minister. My creature. What the fuck

[spicymargarita]

Christoper Walken, 1943

[longhairedfagtard]

Watching movies for that one silly guy (🥰Christoper Walken💕)

[flyguy]

The good, the repaints and the f-ugly. New McFarlane Toys Dune part 2 brings some cool new figures, quite a few repaints/re-tools (can't blame 'em) and a pretty ropey Christoper Walken! (No hidden watch). 🛒 USA https://amazon.com/shop/FLYGUY 🛒 EE https://ee.toys/FLYGUY (10% off & free US shipping) 🛒 CA https://amazon.ca/shop/FLYGUY (Links in bio) UK & AU nothing listed as yet-check usual stores and e-tailers. #mcfarlanetoys #mcfarlane #dune #duneparttwo #actionfigures #FLYGUY #FLYGUYtoys

[fieldtrothoughts]

I decided to log my dreams when I have them here. They won’t form coherent stories and may be just scenes I remember. If there are people I know that appear in them, I will indicate with the letter of their first name.

22 March 2023

I’m in this snowy district area that you’d see in Canada maybe. There’s an elementary school surrounded by a thin forest with a bus stop in front of a large road, sweeping onto the left side of the school. From the other side of the road, there’s two people. One who looks like those eboys is talking about something to the other. I think it was them boasting about something? And they’re both sitting in a lone hot tub. I don’t know if it’s actually empty or not.

At the same time, in the school there seems to be something going on in the gymnasium. A game or performance taking place. And in there is Harrison Wells from The Flash CW series. Or maybe just someone who looks Tom Cavanagh. He’s important because he shows up in a dream that I feel like I had prior so think of this as a sequel.

I myself approach the two talking with a friend. They don’t seem to notice us and my friend seems to get sick of the constant boasting. The details get muddy here but we seem to appear in an old abandoned house. The other two following us still talking.

The abandoned house is only a single story, with extremely small rooms that almost seem to twist with tight corridors. The walls are deteriorating and the blinding light of the winter pierces through small cracks. I recall going through a small dining area and then into a small room. And that’s it. Everyone is gone. I leave the area and take and the bus back to the school.

While this occurs, Harrison Wells notices that the performance is going weirdly. A line of schoolgirls or cheerleaders forms in front of those glass cases that house trophies and what not. They begin leaping into it. One after the other, regardless of the bleeding they continue with inhuman smiles. No one else thinks this is strange. Harrison comes down from the bleachers and follows them. Also leaping through the newly formed hole like that scene of Christoper Walken coming out of an elevator and leaping off the balcony.

The other side is the outside of the school. Although the architecture wouldn’t suggest it. Regardless, Harrison seems to have a grasp on the situation and immediately tries to find me.

I return to the school. And then the next scene plays.

For this part, I’ll be less detailed since I regularly see the layout of my house. I’m in my house with one friend (K) who I can recall and another who I can’t. There’s no one else home but us. It’s night or right after the sunset and there’s a storm that’s brewing or going strong. The same strange occurrences were happening again (from a previous dream) where something or someone was trying to kill us. And it seemed like we were waiting for Harrison to come back. Some time passed in the house until my friend noticed an eye peering through the window of my dad’s office. The entire wall that faced the front of the house was torn out with the open air gushing in. The right front door was caught by the massive claws of the beast.

This beast looked like Ridley from Metroid and was guarding the front exit of the house. They didn’t move in to kill us or anything. Just waited. I ran to the laundry room that connects into the garage on the other side of the house. There was something there too. I couldn’t remember what.

We ran upstairs and peered down from the balcony into the first floor. We heard someone enter the house. They were unpacking their bag on the dining table below It was H. He either entered from the front or back I don’t know but he didn’t see the strange occurrences we could. Not the massive Ridley in front of the house or the noticeable torn or even the thing that was in the garage.

K told H it was because we were “something that started with A”, a term originating from India. Something akin to children of god. (K does say the term, I just don’t remember what it was). We return downstairs to speak with H. Some time passed and I noticed a dinosaur washing the dishes. I wasn’t afraid and greeted them because they were my friend. I asked her if she noticed the same occurrences but she said she didn’t.

And then I woke up.

[kevrocksicehouse]

Five actors who’ve been creepier than Peter Lorre. 

Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction. D: Quentin Tarantino (1994). “Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”

Matt Dillon in Crash. D: Paul Haggis (2004). Okay you saved Thandie Newton’s life. That doesn’t REALLY cancel out feeling her up at a traffic stop.

Crispin Glover in River’s Edge D: Tim Hunter. (1986). Loyalty’s one thing even loyalty that leads you to help a friend hide the body of a girl he killed (You owe me a sixer for this one, man!”). But do you have to be so PSYCHED about it?

Ted Levine in Silence of the Lambs. D: Jonathan Demme (1991). “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.” Even for a serial killer that voice is disturbing.

Joseph Cotten in Shadow of a Doubt. D: Alfred Hitchcock (1943). The monologue about “horrible, faded, fat, greedy women…Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old?” Shudder-worthy misogyny that’d make Neil Labute squirm.

[kingsentertainmentreviews]

Let's Smash the Pavement! - We Have a Game!

Today, on Let's Smash the Pavement, we play a game while racing our Mario Karts. In this game, we pretend to be a person or character performing a specific action. We have to act as this individual while the others guess who we are. Will we give good clues and have the best accents or is this game not meant to be? Let's find out!

[mapelie]

Bringing good nostalgic feel of Christopher Walken dancing and flying.

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

You know for some reason I always thought it’d be Dan Akroyd who’d sell NFT’s.

Your move, Bill Murray. Your move.

[dahliadear]

white people I’m always getting confused:

Ewan McGregor and Jude Law

Julianne Moore and Nicole Kidman

Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman (I got better at these though)

Cristopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, and the other “creepy” old dudes

feel free to add your own

[carouselcometh]

Spirit Halloween: The Movie starring Christoper Lloyd???? Who is watching that????? Who wanted that???