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artblocked · 1 month ago

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Oh my God

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briearesea · 6 months ago

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Things a totally normal and well-adjusted person who is not a creepy fucking weirdo say.

#briearesea #somebody shove him in a wood chipper please!#im pretty much the opposite of a swiftie but jesus fuckin christ dude this is so gross

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mgu-h · 23 days ago

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more of pietra confronting nortrell codependence and nortrell blatantly lying about it from around 4.40 of this stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4StNGMoGNw

max: "it's just called being a good friend! he does a lot for me, i do a lot for him"

lando: "she thinks we talk all day everyday, max...I think we've facetimed three times ever...i don't even think we've done it three times" [more of them saying they never call/text despite there being plenty of evidence from streams of lando calling max to talk about his day, show off his golf swing, ask what to order in a restaurant, etc.]

pietra: "im not jealous. i think it's beautiful....the addiction."

holy fucking shit dude lmao sorry for the delayed response. i watched this, closed my laptop, and went outside

#you're the SLAVE for him #i'd only watched part 1 of this stream 💀#never seen this before #jesus christ dude #max fewtrell #lando norris #nortrell

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why-the-heck-not · 4 months ago

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me, a responsible being, working on the coding project as I should vs. me, a dysfunctional shithead, getting distracted by reading about brains (once aGAIN damnit (it's my favorite "I need to study my field but bc I should do that it's an impossible unthinkable feat now, so I'm reading about something else to fool my brain I'm still being productive"-topic))

#but after my thesis me & brains have been on a break bc got tired reading abt them during that (bc I had a topic that sorta allowed me to #sidetrack to brain stuff also) but seems I'm over the brain overload now #yay? i guess #also no one who actually studies medicine/brains/etc. yell at me abt wikipedia and like ''why are u studying that like that''#I'm just going through the wikipedia & reading article abstracts path; nothing serious #also my procrastination has reached inhuman levels like it's a full-time job now #bc I have like a chill week's worth of work to do and then I've done the courses for my bachelor's degree #but sending in that ''heyy i'm done with the courses let me graduate''-thing fills me up with sO MUCH anxiety & dread I'm working so slow #now (even tho couldn't send that in for like a month bc gotta first wait the courses to be graded and stuff so in actuality I should #not be slowing down even a bit bc I need to finally be done with this damn degree asap; gotta move on and should've ages ago (it's actually #super bad how late I'm with it (1.5 mf years jesus christ; I'm not even like a little bit proud abt getting a degree anymore like I'm sorta #just embarrassed if I have to tell ppl like ''yea I graduated'' bc dude ?? only now?? u were supposed to be done with that 1.5year #ago what have u been doing (fuck if I know) so I'm keeping it like ''if anyone asks'' basis)))#(the tags and parantheses started a life of their own lol sorry abt that)#studyblr #studyspo #bookblr #booklr #study #november 2024 #2024

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keibay · 1 year ago

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more funger becuasie im lieimfaneiufaefia im eifhucking

#fear and hunger #funger #fucking whatever dude fucking whatever man jesus christ #d'arce cataliss

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lucabyte · 7 months ago

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A belief in Nominative Determinsim

#mira & isa sitting at the other side of the room: oh that cannot be a healthy rationalisation. someone should deconstruct that QUICKLY...#change's strongest soldiers VERSUS one guy echo chambering themselves about a susperstition-based retributive model of the world. GO!!!#isat spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #sloops #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #lucabyteart #hey look now. this is softer than usual isnt it? ignore the. ignore the subtle damnation of blame unto the self. its fine. theyre fine #this is in fact a slight adaptation of that headcanon of mine i linked! yep! turns out the way to comic-ise it was to. make it like #90% speech bubble and get kinda weird with the formatting. it's clunky and experimental but hey. im experimenting.#the next ones gonna have even more fucking speech bubbles if it goes how im planning. christ #then its gonna get followed up with something wordless so. all things in perfect balance.#DISCLAIMER: i like to write loop and siffrin displaying the maybe not so great logic-holes their seeming fear of 'retribution for not #sticking to (the script) what the universe intends for them' entails. i do not agree with their weird philosophising.#i in fact think this is . bad for them. and am exploring how fucking unhealthy their mindset seems to be even when 'mundane'#OCD siffrin real as hell whats with the doing arbitrary actions in specific ways lest Something Nebulously Bad Happen little dude?#anyway if you caught the extremely blunt symbolism of kissing a hand with a knife in it you win a prize! it's called self-satisfaction 🎉🎉#hmm. do people realise i kept calling this type of back and forth between siffrin and loop a socratic dialogue bc socrates was also just #arguing with himself? like he was just making up the other guys. complete thought experiment. i also call them that because theyre WORDY!!!

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kaaaaaaarf · 9 days ago

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guys sometimes this fandom is so embarrassing. please, I beg you, stop commenting on your fancast's social media and calling them Sirius Black or Remus Lupin or whoever. WE DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

#honest to god they dont need to know #half of them are middle aged dudes who barely understand the internet #let them live their lives #i have such bad second hand embarrassment rn christ #will probably delete later im just feeling all my feelings out loud rn

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fadeintoyou1993 · 9 months ago

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TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) dir. David Lynch

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metashard · 6 months ago

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Wait a minute

Hold the fuck up

It's 1.5 kilometers tall

Say, what does that look like in real life-

The world's tallest statue is only about a ninth of that height

TRAZYN YOU EGOTIST

HOW DID YOU EVEN STEAL THAT

#jesus fucking christ my dude #how did you steal that??? how did you fit it on a ship???#how did no one notice it was missing?????#and above all #how the hell did a bunch of semi-industrial pioneers build a statue almost twice the height of the burj khalifa #goddamnit james check your math #necrons #warhammer 40k #the infinite and the divine #trazyn the infinite

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10piecechickenmcnugget · 2 months ago

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we should give tommyinnit a gun and a plane ticket to florida

#10piecetalks #discourse #dream situation #tommyinnit #fucking christ dude.

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vasira96 · 24 days ago

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me doing a boring 8 hour shift after 4 years of not having a normal type of job got me like

like damn, the 40 hour work week is really fucking inhumane tbh

#vasira rambles #of the problems to have i could have worse than a boring job #but jesus fucking christ dude #9 hours in the office just to get out and see the air polluted with dust and smog #stuck in a long commute on ugly roads surrounded by ugly cities #really makes me wanna permanently transmute myself into a sunfish #christ #fantasizing at work about spreading class consciousness and starting a union with my coworkers nbd #fantasizing about the power people have when we band together #and using that power to build a better softer world

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mwah-so-kissed · 2 months ago

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WHY ARE THEY ACTUALLY HUMPING EACHOTHER??

@custer-mp3

#3/6 #chris fehn #shawn crahan #slipknot #literally FULL-ON humping. and grabbing his ass.#WOAH dude #the last 2 seconds where they're pulling eachother close...........#jesus fucking CHRIST dude #“RPF is bad!!” they're literally dry humping what are you on about

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obisamya · 2 years ago

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I really miss hearing you play. You do? Of course. Thought you hated it when I played. Why on earth would you think that? 'Cause you literally said that to me once, Dad. You said I wouldn't practise enough, how I was squandering my potential and wasting my privilege. You were given opportunities I never had, and so I expected a lot from you. Well, it scared the shit out of me. I know that now.

TED LASSO, 3.10

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tledit #tedlassosource #nate shelley #nathan shelley #tvedit #tvgifs #appletvgifs #appletvsource #gifs.#jesus christ dude.#this scene knocked me flat on my ass and left me a sobbing mess on the floor

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slugs-n-bugz · 4 months ago

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pov you don’t know how to love him

angst of the ‘73 fellas! messed around with a bit of a different style :3 ok ily bye

#jcs #jesus christ superstar #jcs 1973 #carl anderson #tedneeley #biblical angst #digital painting #judas iscariot #jesus christ #why did you have to sell out the loyl for some dudes in pointy hats

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jez-bez · 6 days ago

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in the name of everything out there in the universe; oh my god Boss, WOW

#that man can ACT #he was born to be on a screen #crying his little heart out #jesus CHRIST DUDE #boss chaikamon #the boy next world #the boy next world the series #cirrusphukan #cirphu #tbnw

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antiyourwokehomophobia2 · 10 months ago

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I don't think any female person obsessed with gay men, gay porn, and gay relationships should ever have her desire to be called a man (ESPECIALLY a gay man) respected. Nor do I think any male person obsessed with lesbians, lesbian porn, and lesbian relationships should ever have his desire to be called a woman (ESPECIALLY a lesbian woman) respected.

#I am particularly annoyed with fujos rn 💀#Jesus christ you women are genuinely so fucking gross #Leave gay dudes alone and stop calling yourself one

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