#chosing chaos

[luckthebard]

Some day I'm going to write a fucking essay about the wider fandom's inability to recognize and respect the Queer with a capital Q and intensely and deliciously complicated Caleb/Essek ending of C2 and then you'll all be sorry you drove me to such a thing.

[prankprincess123]

You know, technically, Ahsoka should be Mand'alor. The title - and saber - are passed through trial by combat, and as of the Lawless arc in CW Maul was technically the Mand'alor. If any Mandalorian had been capable of rightfully claiming the darksaber from him, they wouldn't have needed Ahsoka to come deal with him. And this little girl kicked his butt so hard, and at least temporarily saved Mandalore. Following this trail of ruling, by Mandalorian tradition, Ahsoka Tano should be Mand'alor.

And now you could argue that she didn't kill Maul, therefore she's disqualified, but that would simply lead the trail of rightful Mand'alor to Obi-Wan. Or you could argue that any and all claims after Jango are illegitimate - despite being disowned by his people - which would lead to Mace. And both of those trails would lead to that final Death Star confrontation, and to Luke.

Do with this information as you will

[weewoow-20706030]

Y'know what? It's just like Tim to get a civilian bf just for him to end up being the least civilian like civilian out there.

[freakadr0id]

Since it's December I think now is a good time to look back at one of Rise best episodes and acknowledge just how unhinged Donnie is in Snow Day.

This is peak Chaotic Donnie™ and I absolutely love it.

[crosshairslongasslegs]

din djarin:

grogu: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[joytri]

to be or not to be (absolutely insane) that is the question

[wearerandomlyyours]

Maverick is surprised it took so long.

The past few months had been great. Amazing. A honeymoon period like he'd never experienced before. He and Ice were so good together, Mav was starting to think he may have finally found something that will last.

But....all good things and all that.

Maverick's not even sure what started the argument, but it was a doozy. They were up in each other's faces like they used to be, before the Gulf, before the accident. Before they looked into each other's eyes and found something worth knowing.

Ice never raises his voice. He's never had to, but his volleys are delivered in that icy (ha), flat tone that cuts deeper than any shout. He's derisive and cruel and Maverick gives as good as he gets and they're both bleeding their hearts onto the cheap navy-standard linoleum. Right up until...

"God, you're fucking impossible!" Ice throws his hands up as he turns away, grabbing his jacket from where it rests on the kitchen chair. He stalks out of the house, back stiff as steel, and Maverick thinks, well, this is it. It was nice while it lasted.

Because if there's one thing life taught him, with the absolute certainty of inevitability, it's that people leave.

Some of them by choice, some not (and God does Pete miss his brother), but everyone leaves.

Happy endings are for other people. Not the foster kid that no one wanted, not the rejected teen refused at the Acadamy door, not the sorry excuse for an officer who can't follow orders to save his life, to save his fellows' lives.

Maverick collapses, curls into a ball right on the kitchen floor, at let's himself feel sorry for himself for a minute. Just a minute. Then he'll get up and keep going like he always has. He'll be fine, he'll survive, he'll...

"Pete?"

Maverick's head snaps up, shock and a few tear tracks (fuck, when did he start crying?) painted across his face. Ice stands in the kitchen door, surprise and worry furrowing his browline. "Pete," he says slowly, "why are you on the floor?"

Mav can only stutter out a shocked "You left", because this isn't right. Ice left. He walked out the door. Did he forget something?

"Yes," Ice starts slowly, "I went outside."

"But you left. Why are you back?"

"Pete...did you that I left? That I was gone?" The worry on Ice's face melts to sort of saddend understanding. "Pete...."

Ice crouches down in front of him and puts gentle hands on his cheeks, wiping away the tears that still cling there. He smells like fresh tabacco. "I walked away to calm down, because we were arguing past each other and nothing was going to be resolved until we took a step away. Did...did you think I wasn't coming back?"

"You left. Everyone leaves."

"I'm not leaving, Pete."

"I don't believe you." Ice give him his most brittle smile yet.

"Then I'll just have to stick around until you do."

Ice plops down right behind him on the floor, pulls him in to his broad chest, wraps him up in long limbs and whispers reassurances into his ears, for as long as it takes to stop the shaking. Long after their back have gone stiff and sitting in class is going to be hell tomorrow, but it doesn't matter, because Ice isn't leaving, and maybe Pete will get his happy ending after all.

(It takes a few decades, a few dozen arguments and one or two big fights, but he gets it. He gets it under a canopy that's name he still can't pronounce and the family he's made for himself cheerfully crying in the audience, where the love of his life promises forever and Pete believes him.)

[impishtubist]

Remus not checking up on Harry for 12 years because he was busy being sad in Wales and Sirius not breaking out of Azkaban for 12 years because he was literally being tortured every single day are not the same thing at all, in this essay I will--

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

@tayloralisonswiftnetwork​ Valentine’s Day event | day 5: most romantic album

“[reputation] starts with the noise and how that all makes you feel and how it makes you feel when people say things about you that aren’t true and living your life in, sort of, defiance of that, in defiance of your reputation. and then, sort of in the middle of the album, you kind of realize, ‘okay, how much do I really value that?’“

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[b0vidine]

Yall got seraph Whole now it’s time for cherub Heart! 

[hufflepotato-18]

i see luka and kagami are being menaces.

[miiracleboys]

kenma and kunimi could be a deadly combination for literally everyone else around them but i firmly believe that they’d take one look at each other and go

[withahappyrefrain]

I just feel like blonde Peter is a sexter. Sending you dirty texts while you’re in class or at work? Absolutely. Maybe you seek revenge by sending him dirty pictures and he comes back and ravishes you.

Oh my god you are absolutely right he would look at this man:

Warnings: 18+, very dirty talk,

-when y'all don't spend the night together, he always sends you a good morning text and picture. Usually it's of his bed head, but sometimes it'll be of his morning wood and they'll be a saucy little message like "Wish you were here. Your mouth always helps ;) "

-You'll be in your 20th century Literature class and get a text from Peter that's just like "I can't wait to fuck you dumb tonight"

-You're at the library, trying to do a group project and you get a text from Peter that reads "When are you coming home? Wanna eat that pussy so bad"

-you're visiting your family for the weekend, you're eating dinner and you have to come up with a quick lie when your parents ask why your eyes widened when you got a text message. You tell them that a friend just got together with a dude they really liked. In reality, Peter texted you "As soon as you come home, we're not leaving the bed. Gotta fuck that tight little cunt, it's been too long"

-To say you're pressed is an understatement

-So one Friday morning, you just got out of the shower because your class got cancelled and now you have time to relax. Meanwhile, Peter is in class, because his professor is not as generous.

-You see you got a text from Peter, saying "Wish I was back in bed with you." And you get...an idea

-its time to give Peter Parker a taste of his own medicine

-So you put on a black lacey matching set-Peter's favorite- and lay down in bed

-it takes you a few tries to get the angle right (bc sexy pictures are awkward to take), but you finally get a picture that shows your lying down in bed and shows off the matching bra and underwear you have on

-You send it to Peter, with the only captain/explanation being "me too ;)"

-those three little dots appear for a long time, which tells you that you have succeeded in making Peter's brain short circuit.

-But you're not done.

-You take a picture of your chest, making it so that the straps of your bra are falling off your shoulders. You're super proud of yourself for that one, bc you got the lower half of your face in this pic, so Peter can see that you're biting your bottom lip, which you know drives him wild

-it takes a few minutes but finally get a response. "Fuck."

-you slide your hand down your chest, past the waistband on your panties. You angle the camera to capture the moment (again sexy pics are so awkward to angle). You decide to caption this one with "Got bored. Too bad it's not your hand."

-"I can fix that" is all you get in response. You smirked, imagining how and bothered Peter was right now in his chemistry lecture.

-"Too bad you're in class" you responded. "That can change." Huh?

-Within five minutes, you hear a large THUMP outside your fire escape. There's only one person who can get up on that thing. You look out your window to find your boyfriend, Peter, flinging off some web fluid and rocking quite the erection.

-"You're supposed to be in class!" You say as you open the window. Peter wastes no time getting inside. Nor does he waste anytime picking you up, wrapping your legs around his waist.

-"Told Professor Octavius there was an emergency." "Was the emergency your erection?" You grinned. That grin quickly disappears when Peter latches his mouth onto your neck. You're almost impressed with how quickly he's able to give you a hickey. If your legs weren't wrapped around his waist, you would be clenching them together.

-Peter just smirks as he lays you down on the bed. "The emergency is that my partner needs to be fucked stupid for the little stunt they just pulled."

[scarletgray]

if the oihina hug doesn't get animated you'll never hear from me again

[mordsfesch]

Die ewige Welle (2019)

[mythicamagic]

Laito on every HDB route be like: