#chopping mall 1986

[reallivewire]

Where are the reader x Chopping Mall 1986 killbot orgies. Y'all are boring motherfuckers with no taste.

[mostlygibberish]

"I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots."

I liked the part with the robot blood.

While I definitely wasn't expecting this to be about killer robots based on the name or poster, everything else about it was more or less as expected. A bunch of horny people hold a party in a shopping mall furniture store, as you do, before killer robots exterminate them one by one.

I enjoyed the cheesy synth music, unnatural dialogue, contrived plot, and of course the gratuitous nudity and ass closeups. As far as negatives: the acting was bad and I was underwhelmed by the deaths, which were uninspired and easily avoidable, though some of the effects were fun.

My favourite part was when two of the couples were just straight up fucking loudly in the display beds, while the third couple was still talking about heading home before the mall closed and janitors were still cleaning the place.

Short and silly. Not the greatest movie, but a fun little watch.

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Barbara Crampton

[classichorrorblog]

Chopping Mall (1986)

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: A group of young shopping mall employees stay behind for a late night party in one of the stores. When the mall goes on lock-down before they can get out, the robot security system malfunctions, and goes on a killing spree.

The mod wants to watch this because it looks so stupid and campy but in a good way. Although Wikipedia suggests that there is a deeper criticism of consumerism which is interesting.

[splatteronmywalls]

[liquid-clorox]

[hibiscusbabyboy]

Chopping Mall (1986, dir. Jim Wynorski)

[scarevalue]

Things get weird on the latest Scare Value Podcast when the boys find themselves stuck in 1986.  With nothing better to do…they set out to watch the best horror movies hitting theaters and sent a series of tapes post dated to 2024…Back to the Future Part II style.

First up…Chopping Mall.  Or as they saw it at a preview screening:  Killbots.

[scifipinups]

Kelli Maroney Chopping Mall (1986)

[gotankgo]

Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov in Chopping Mall (1986)

[upallnightmovies]

Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall is what you get when you take horny teenagers and put them up against vigilante overweight R2-D2 triplets in either a great mall laser battle or the deadliest mall laser battle of all time.

My original post: Chopping Mall

[fanofspooky]

“Let’s send those fuckers a Rambo-gram!”

[nero-neptune]

CHOPPING MALL (1986) dir. jim wynorski

[brixuth]

Chopping Mall (1986)

[roskuil]

They're coming back from the drive-in theatre, where they saw Chopping Mall 1986 lol