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wheres the smiling blackfoot family i want to see the smiling blackfoot family

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"i hope jakey dies" is such a funny meme because it makes people SO upset

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You can't even be a foreigner on this site they just make it unbearable

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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

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in The Batman (2022) the riddler livestreams a knockoff saw trap where a guy has to answer three riddles in two minutes or his head gets blown off by a bomb collar and this particular message in his stream chat appears less than a second before the bomb goes off and I can't get over it im dying

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Everyone get dirtier now

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in light of the recent events maybe consider a donation to the Navajo Water Project if you can afford it

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A lesson

English added by me :)

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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

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They fucked that old man to pieces

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The problem with "lived experience" as a metric is most westerners are frankly too stupid to understand class structure exists elsewhere, and thus will assign the same value to an afro-cuban communist who's family descended from slaves and a Miami NFT Resturant Owner who's family decended from slave owners

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ok so when the current conflict in Palestine and the colonizers kicked up and suddenly every anti-war "leftist" was suddenly a pro-war zionist wishing for the deaths of Palestinians, a common response i constantly saw to the "israel is a colonizer state created by the british and americans committing genocide" was a silly "oh yeah? well the united states is a colonizer state that was created through genocide, should we abolish the usa??" and always seemed shocked when people would be like, yeah, abolish the usa, land back, etc. it makes sense why that argument was retired so quick but it always cracked me up when it happened, like - yeah, it turns out people are are anti war, anti genocide, anti capitalism and have an sense of morals, want to abolish the usa.

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So sadly the Slur Song has become too powerful and the shadowy powers that be have joined forces to stop it from charting

On the upside it means a whole panel of professional music industry executives had to sit there and awkwardly listen to the whole song which is hilarious

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WIZARD GORDON RAMSAY: what the fuck is this? WIZARD SUBORDINATE [sweating nervously]: it's a homonculus, sir. WIZARD GORDON RAMSAY: fuck me. [looking at it and averting his eyes] [muttering to himself] it's got a bloody penis. fuck me. [gesturing at it with both hands and turning to his subordinate] ITS GOT A BLOODY ERECTION YOU MUPPET!!!! ITS HORNY!!!!

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i'm so tired of the yaoi-ification of mlm ships where people feel the need to make one of them (usually the fandom-assigned bottom) into a teeny tiny waifish twink and the other into a huge musclebound super aggro guy (usually the fandom-assigned top) i know this is like a thing many people have been saying for years but i just feel like it has never actually gotten better in fandom spaces. the fatphobia of it, the gender essentialism, the homophobia, it's all so fucking annoying it makes me want to scream