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you ever just feel horny but like for violence
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The retail giant/streamer, following months of negotiations, has handed out a second and final season renewal for the series from showrunners Will Graham and Abbi Jacobson. The Sony Pictures Television-produced show will conclude with a four-episode final season. The news follows months of renegotiations with Sony to lower the show’s licensing fee and after the cast had to sign new deals given the order is for half the episodes that were featured in season one, sources say.
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i'm not a boy except in regards to various farm and/or rural matters in which case i am a farmboy. likewise i'm not a man but under the right conditions i could be someone's man
#the masculine as an accessory to be used for fun/as needed in certain contexts (ie love and agriculture)#fundamentally i'm allergic to gender as a concept and thinking about it makes me want to bite chomp maim kill etc#but i am not immune to either farmboyism or i'm-your-manism
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Morgan & Habetrot Violence Moments
#fate#morgan le fae#habetrot#morgan: BITE! MAIM! KILL!#habetrot: *chomps jaguar warrior like a rabid corgi*#fate grand order
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I KNOW I ALREADY SAID IT BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bites you bites you bites you explodes you crushes you.
fr tho i am so glad i have gotten to know u (just bc i was ur first fan 🫡) and talking to u is always a highlight of my day and I LOVE U FOREVER
Also we’re married. no questions about it.
CAT<33333 THE loml my first mutual the first hannibal blog i followed and the first follower i got in return you are so so sweet and have been since the dawn of TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so stupidly grateful to have met you seriously i need to rip you apart and drink your bone marrow if im fucking honest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for the happy bday wishes im literally biting you killing you eating you as we speak 👹
#bday#asks#cat 🐈#CHOMPS YOU CHOMPS YOU BITES YOU CHOMPS YOU KILLS YOU MAIMS AND KILLS EXPLODES YOU EATS YOU#also i think you should send me pictures of your cat. and then also send me your cat so i get to keep her forever.#and also send yourself too actually get to my house ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#<333333#👹 DEMON EMOJI 👹 DEMON EMOJI 👹 DEMON EMOJI 👹
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trying to hold back from going on another youth lib rant like yesterday
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ITS JUST THAT. "you were a work or art, that's the hardest part" and "to see a friend, to see a ghost" and "I'm untethering from the the parts of be you'd recognize" and "when they ask me who I am I'll just pretend I didn't hear" and "I saw the end it looked just like the middle" and "who the hell likes living just to die?" and !!!!!!!!!
it's just that "I'm no longer funny, cause I miss the way you laugh" and "now I know your name, but not who you are" and "your page was blank, but I read it" and "I'm in the business of losing your interest" and "gave me your word, but now i cant pronounce it" and "feels like I've been ready for you to come home for so long that I didn't think to ask you where you'd gone" and "those things I miss but know are never coming back" and "It's not Halloween, but the ghost you're dressed up as sure knows how to haunt" and "spend the rest of my life with what could have been" and "you miss something that you can't place" and
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ok. the badge system is kinda stupid but i like the teeth because it is a reminder that i am biting you and biting you and biting you and biting you and biting you and biting you and biting you and
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I'm gonna chew on my inbox of my email till my group project partner finally sends me their part of the project
#i am unwell#i am under fucking attack#please email me#i hate group projects for this reason#bite bite chomp chomp#bite bite kill maim#these are threats#chew
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I hate everyone in my criminal justice class
What do you MEAN YOU WANT THE GOVERMENT TO CENSOR MEDIA YOU DIPSHITS
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ORV as textposts 43/???
[Photo ID - 10 cropped images from the ORV manhwa with text posts pasted upon them.
The first image shows Kim Dokja smiling with his eyes closed and raising his hand in greeting. The text post is by Tumblr user wizard-email. It reads, "YOU might be crushed under the weight of your own hubris. im ok tho."
The second image is an aerial shot of Yoo Joonghyuk kneeling with a sword in each hand. His head is bowed, and there are bloodstains visible on his black clothes. The text post is by Twitter user Alpha Male (real) @/SortaBad. It reads, "People say 'I'm here for a good time, not a long time' which is weird because I am having a bad time and this is taking forever."
The third image is a close up of Kim Dokja smiling ominously. The text post is a "Notes" section from Archive of Our Own. It reads, "Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you've seen the last of me."
The fourth image shows Han Sooyoung drawn in a slightly simpler and more cartoonish manner. The text post is by Tumblr user toffeestudies. It reads, "yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it's called being flexible."
The fifth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk with a slightly frustrated look on his face while Kim Dokja smiles behind him. The text bubble originating from Kim Dokja reads, "Good to see you!" The text post are two grey texts with their tails pointed toward Kim Dokja. The first text reads, "you're life would be so boring without me." The second text reads, "admit it."
The sixth image is a close up of Kim Namwoon smiling with an extreme look on his face while his eyes glow red. The text post is by Tumblr user gorcerycores. It reads, "okay i'll bite. chomp even. kill perhaps. maybe even maim."
The seventh image shows Kim Dokja with his hand held up to get someone's attention while he sweats with a slightly nervous expression. The text post is by Tumblr user duckdotcom. It reads, "are you mad at me? would you like to be"
The eighth image shows Bihyung pointing upwards and smiling while he looks down. Action lines are drawn around his head to show excitement. The text post is a notification with a car emoji and two lines of text. The first, smaller line of text reads, "Take a break and have fun." The second, slightly larger line of text reads, "Schedule time for car accident."
The ninth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk punching Kim Dokja with his face covered in shadows except for his eyes to show anger. The text post is by Twitter user Rodney @/SkinnyTuna. It reads, "ass or tits? bro her right hook .im bleedi"
The final image shows Jung Heewon and Lee Jihye unsheathing their swords while Kim Dokja looks on in the center of the background. The text post is by Tumblr user king-monky. It reads, "yeah i understand women. they all want daggers and swords. it's quite simple really" /End ID]
ID by the incomparable @incorrect-web-novels ty so very much!!
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscent reader#omniscient reader webtoon#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#han sooyoung#lee jihye#jung heewon#joongdok#kim namwoon#bihyung#orv shitpost#orv textposts
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EVERY TIME I DIE / DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN SUPERGROUP?
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What do we think about reader with cuteness aggression?? Like, before meeting FL they'd bite and squeeze basically anywhere they could reach on Ajax daily if not multiple times a day. After meeting FL the urge is strong, but I'm pretty sure human teeth should just hurt if reader were to bite at FL's armor. So they just... simulate biting affectionately at him.
i've said this before and i'll say it again- biting and chomping and gnawing is a love language
i like to think that Ajax also has a form of cuteness aggression that manifests mostly in very tight, firm hugs. he quite literally squeezes the life out of you and lifts you off the ground, burying his face into your neck- if he wasn't already standing he would've kicked his feet with glee. Ajax grins widely when you wrap your arms around his waist in response, biting down on his cheek just hard enough to leave faint marks. before you know it he flops over onto the couch, tugging you close and giving you another squeeze, your spine popping from the sheer force as you suddenly remember why he's the Eleventh Harbinger, except here his strength is being used to hold you tight rather than maim and kill. all you do is return the favor with delight, gnawing on his arm as Ajax lets out a loud, rambunctious laugh
Foul Legacy is different than Ajax but the same as you, often giving you loving nips and idly nibbling on your fingers- but you can't bite him back!! his armor is too tough, hurting your teeth when you attempt to chomp on it, and Legacy whines when you pout in dismay. you settle for lightly clacking your teeth against his hand, not hard enough to hurt but enough to satisfy your need to affectionately gnaw on him. Legacy chitters and lightly bites your cheek like he's seen you do to Ajax so many times, earning bright, bubbling laughter from you as you give him a tight squeeze- or, as tight as you can hug an Abyssal monster. he doesn't really feel it that much, being very solid and large, but he can feel your warmth and presence, his wings practically vibrating his content happiness
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#this one time i was telling my friend about biting as a love language and they were like what#and i was like TF YOU MEAN WHAT#and that was when i learned that biting and other cat behaviors are not usually considered in that sense#listen sometimes i just want to affectionately chomp#or smack my head against something to show that i love#is that so strange#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening#chit chat#anon
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Okay, I’ll bite. Chomp even. Kill perhaps. Maybe even maim.
Callisto Regulus, always
#callisto regulus#villains are destined to die#vadd#death is the only ending for the villainess#ditoeftv#incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#funny#meme
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"i love how i thought this was all over and i have to face the same two months replayed for the rest of my life. my head and heart are beating the shit out of me trying to see what hurts worse. kinda like us. yep. summer wasn't hot enough but i had hope winter was gonna be the coolest. i obviously thought wrong. you and me are the last hot day in summer. we're just fading before the fall."
Chomping. Biting. Killing. Maiming Pete Wentz.
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The Tumblr Mobile Experience ✨️👍🫠
Anyone else having problems checking their main blogs notifs?
#KILL BITE BITE CHOMP BITE KILL MAIM#I just wanna look at Shadow the Hedgehog holding the Trans Flag in peace dude....please..
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