#chocolate emergency

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tetedurfarm]

beeper tiiiiiime

[topaz-eyes]

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: ���The prank will be what Chet thinks I’ve added.” Triple drabble written for drabble_zone on Dreamwidth, Challenge 421: Candy. Roy DeSoto, Johnny Gage, Chet Kelly, 300 words.

[singlecrow]

tomorrow me and K depart for southerly climes! I'm in the US for two and a half weeks, where the good people of Philadelphia, New York, Boston and parts of Maine will all have to tolerate that the British are coming. Four cities, seven rail journeys, two weddings, many friends and also a lovely fannish friend is sending my oldest friend a small, adorable, crochet psychiatrist to be my friend. Allons-y.

[waugh-bao]

France: Week 2 (Aix en Provence)

[baronessblixen]

Do we agree that Mulder and Scully have a cupboard of goodies in their office where they keep all of their snacks (one time the cupboard opened and it all fell on skinner’s head while he was tying his shoes)

I'm not 100% sure it's a cupboard; it might be a drawer 😂 they definitely have snacks down there and they keep buying more and more. You know what? Maybe they have a drawer and a cupboard. Skinner had more than one wtf moment in the basement office.

[whosname]

"why does that button has an arrow?" IT'S A FUCKING ICON, YOU UNIMAGINATIVE FUCK!!!!!!!

[teaandinanity]

The worst part about having characters I lovingly hc as ace-spec is that generally other people do not agree which means at least once a year I wind up tripping over something that makes me want to curl up in the fetal position in the shower.

[ximerose]

It is so cold and I am so cold

[bisexualvampires]

Oíche Shamhna shona duit mó chara!! hope you have a devilishly spooky evening with plenty of treats and not too many tricks 🎃🦇 love you spookily! 🧡

Oíche Shamhna shona duit!!! go raibh maith agat boo-loved! 👻🖤 i just finished my annual jennifer’s body rewatch so it’s perfectly spooky AND bi :) i hope you’re having just the right amount of spooky and have all the treats you so deserve. love you 🦇🦇🦇

[tasakesi]

I STARTED MY PERIOD AT WORK AGHHHHH

[elodieunderglass]

Tumblr users rising to the challenge . You’ll note the recurring theme

Step 1: go on an entirely optional adventure

Step 2: get into an unpleasant condition in bad weather

Step 3: become very uncomfortable and hateful

Step 4: Kendal mint cake

Step 5: access stratosphere with tits blown off

Step 6: summit

Step 7: say “that was lovely”

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

[a-dumb-dolls-daydreams]

Waking up in the middle of the night to eat an entire block of chocolate, then snuggle back to sleep with the biggest smile on my face 🩷🩷🩷

[peachlemongrass]

I've been eating way too much sugar I gotta lock back in

[catinfroghat]

So embarrassing I went into the kitchen to get breakfast and said "hello" loudly so the mom would see me and move out of the way from my cupboard but she didn't hear me and was facing away from me so I got a drink from the fridge and slammed it loudly again she still didn't hear so I just walked out back to my room...

[djpurple3]

Tbh nothibg makes me happier than seeing thr ao3 kudos email and its someone whos clesrly read thru my entire rottmnt fic series in one sitting