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glitterdustcyclops · 8 months ago
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anyway, in much brighter news, i got myself a lil present from the dropout store the other day
they're SO cute
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bixels · 10 months ago
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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.
Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.
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glitteringstardust · 15 days ago
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♡ terry's chocolate orange - video by turdtwig
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marlynnofmany · 4 months ago
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It occurs to me that it's hard to think of a food item that has definitely never been put on a pizza, or another culture's equivalent.
Pizza dough is a form of flat bread, right? Everything goes with bread. Meat, plants, cheese, you name it.
Anything I think of that is too weird, too extreme ... eh, it's probably been done. I can think of worse combinations. Humans are omnivores with a wide variety of food cultures, and some of us eat bizarre things on purpose.
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why-the-heck-not · 5 months ago
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oh yes the big wild grandiose ambitious life goals like ”someday going to the grocery store without a budget”
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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago
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How dare they make Spencer the PERFECT PARTNER for someone and then have the nerve to not show him in a relationship that lasted more than 3 episodes.
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canisalbus · 1 year ago
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While the trick-or-treating comic was very cute, I cannot imagine Vasco not being a little treat kinda guy
Are you telling me he doesn't randomly buy himself candy just for the dopamine and the child-like joy? That he doesn't indulge on halloween spirit and buy spooky candy just for him and Machete?? (who barely eats it but halloween spirit comes first, practically second)
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#I actually thought about that for quite a while before choosing to go with a simple and neutral soda can#because yes I do think Vasco is a little treat kinda guy#but the treats he goes for probably aren't straight up candy#he's into hot chocolate and sweet coffee drinks#ice cream (particularly odd and seasonal flavors)#pastries and desserts probably#I can see him being a nutella enjoyer#and if he buys actual sweets I think he'd go for chocolate bars#(not like mars bars but thin flat sheets of chocolate that you break into smaller pieces)#(do those have a specific name in english or are they both just chocolate bars?)#none of the above are very easy to share unexpectedly with unfamiliar children#like I said in majority of Europe halloween isn't widely/officially celebrated and trick-or-treating isn't customary#families with young children teens and young adults might do halloween activities on smaller scale#but a childless couple in their thirties (and living in an apartment) is unlikely to have halloween candy in reserve methinks#Machete doesn't eat that many sugary things regularly#if Vasco is having something he probably goes along with it#but his health anxiety kind of affects what foods he deems acceptable and which ones should be avoided#which is ironic because modern Machete has a history of stress smoking#as a habit that's quite a bit worse for you than having an occasional ice cream sundae#I think he managed to quit when their relationship turned serious#answered#anonymous#modern au
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catocappuccino · 5 months ago
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It's been a year since I redrew that one Snorkmimi render...
So yeah I did it again ofc I would, why oh why wouldn't I? Tee hee silly meee
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Attaching the 2023 redraw and og cause- uh- I donno, because yes, why not!!!
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#This also means updated banner HECK YEAH 🔥🔥🔥#These redraws of mine are so different style-wise it's funny lmao#shoutout to Snorkmaiden one of my fav characters ever she's so perfect in every way my little baby#oh and update : since last year I still have NOT tasted “Snorkmaiden's dreamy chocolate” moomin coffee maybe one day I will or I'll do the#smart thing of making choco coffee myself without buying the maybe overpriced thing that just happens to have Snorkmay on it (I don't even#like sweet coffee 😭) buuut... you know... I could always just get it once and keep the package as a treasure! Cause I'm a hoarder. It might#or might not be a problem but I don't have time to think about that and work on it I have 100 possible uses for this old straw what if I#reeeaaallly need an old straw one day and I DON'T have it because I threw it away? Yeah! END OF THE WORLD!!!#Tbh hate to admit it but Snufkin's hazelnut coffee sounds the most inviting from all of the moomin flavoured choices to me I LOVE hazelnuts#I don't even know what licorice tastes like and I am NOT eating anything that is advertised with Stinky on the cover (jk Stinky's great)#I'm already sick of everything salted caramel flavoured it's just sugar n' salt with a different ribbon and blueberry... I'll pass. And like#I said before - I'm not a fan of sweet coffee. Sorry Snorkmaiden :[#okay enough of it no one reads allat time for real tags#snorkmaiden#snorkfröken#niiskuneiti#moomin#moomins#moomin books#Snork mimimimimimi Snork mimimimimimi
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gods-favorite-autistic · 1 year ago
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Ted would refuse to get a Keurig (or any coffee machine) purely on the principle of keeping the tradition of flirting with hot barista alive until Pete asks for one so he can make hot chocolate
Paul comes over and he’s like “I thought you hated these things” and Ted’s just like “yes but Pete doesn’t. So shut up”
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yippie-madness · 9 days ago
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i got thee best gift possible for my friend i deserve an award for finding this ahh
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glitterdustcyclops · 4 months ago
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she's here!!! everyone meet my beautiful new daughter, Morgana
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vulpinesaint · 3 months ago
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[ RAUCOUS CHEERING AND CLAPPING ]
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chaieyestea · 1 month ago
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IKEA Lattjo playing cards (2014)
Taglist: @multi-lefaiye @tardigradecryptid @anexor
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27dragons · 9 months ago
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Me: I need a few groceries for easter dinner with my family, and another couple of little things for the Things' easter baskets so I think I'll just run to Target and get everything in one trip. Shouldn't cost more than about $30.
Target: But what if you remembered that you needed a new item from the pharmacy?
Target: And what if your favorite chips -- that are almost NEVER on sale at all -- were on an amazing sale?
Target: And what if you remembered another menu item for easter that required an additional purchase?
Target: And what if there were these really cute things to add to easter baskets that were individually only $1 each but you couldn't decide on just one for each person?
Target: And what if there was also a sale on a big bag of the perfect candy to put in the candy bowl?
Me: Yeah, all that sounds great.
Target: Excellent. That will be $80. Congratulations! You've saved $12 today!
Me: ...Have I, tho?
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brandileigh2003 · 28 days ago
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I'm not looking forward to 8 hours in car and then non child proof house with special needs kid who's been having a rough couple of weeks.
With in laws where I flip a coin whether they're going to be assholes or not.
And I'm still sick with a not so fun new... I don't know what to call it. Not necessarily side effect. Or complication. But. It's freaking embarrassing.
(ha! Tumblr goes... You've reached 30 tags. So write in your post. Not in tags. It's not the p.s.s.s.s. that you used to write to your best friend 😂)
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tommygotwrittenoff · 3 days ago
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ohhh what i would give for another cringe fail eddie diaz speech with a weird metaphor for love
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