#chocolate buys things

[glitterdustcyclops]

anyway, in much brighter news, i got myself a lil present from the dropout store the other day

they're SO cute

[bixels]

There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

[aka-indulgence]

Hapy vale times day

Heres a reminder that u can celebrate the big heart day with your friends :]

And with ur f/os

[glitteringstardust]

♡ terry's chocolate orange - video by turdtwig

[lulublack90]

Prompt 22 - Sense

Wolfstar, February 22, word count 478

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Barty sauntered back in with a shit-eating grin on his face. Sirius threw a cushion at him. “Do you have zero sense? Evan is going to be so pissed at me when he gets another complaint about Remus’s guests.” Barty shrugged and pulled open all the cupboards in Remus’s poky kitchen. 

“Send me Evan’s way, and I’ll put him right,” he scoffed as he put his entire head into the top cupboard. “Aha, jackpot.” He crowed, pulling out a bar of chocolate. 

“Hey!” Remus scowled at him, striding across the room and grabbing the var out of Barty’s hands before he could open it. “Hands off, Crouch,” Remus put the bar back in the cupboard and glared at Barty warningly. 

“It’s only a bar of chocolate, Lupin. Damn, I’ll buy you another one if it’s such a problem,” Remus took Sirius by complete surprise, Barty as well as he grabbed Barty around the throat and shoved him into the counter. “Do. Not. Touch. It!” He let go of Barty and disappeared behind the screen. He wished for the first time that there was an actual bedroom in this flat. He vowed that as soon as he was able to reclaim it, he’d open it all up and transform the building back into a single dwelling again. Or he’d sell it and buy them a place outside of London. He stopped daydreaming and followed Remus to his bed. 

“What’s the matter?” He asked quietly, trying to keep their conversation as private as possible. 

“It’s silly, really,” Remus said, his shoulders hunched as he stared at the floor. “It was the last thing my mum bought me before— before she died,” He swallowed wetly and dragged his sleeve across his eyes. Sirius ran away and got to Barty just as the twat held up the bar to open it. 

“It’s the last thing his mum ever gave him!” Sirius hissed, snatching the bar off Barty, checking it for damage and then returning it to the cupboard. Barty’s jaw trembled, and he rushed behind the screen, Sirius hot on his heels in case he said anything dumb. 

“Remus, I’m so sorry. If I had known,” He ran a hand through his hair, mussing up the fine stands until they stuck out in a static halo. “I wish I had something like that from my mum, but she never got the chance,” Barty sat down on the bed beside Remus, and Remus dropped his head on Barty’s shoulder. 

Sirius left them to it. He grabbed the keys and walked the short distance to the little Tesco’s and bought as many bars of chocolate, chocolate cake and bags of popcorn as he could fit in one of the plastic bags and returned to the flat, determined to spoil the two of them, at least for tonight. After that, Barty was on his own. 

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[marlynnofmany]

It occurs to me that it's hard to think of a food item that has definitely never been put on a pizza, or another culture's equivalent.

Pizza dough is a form of flat bread, right? Everything goes with bread. Meat, plants, cheese, you name it.

Anything I think of that is too weird, too extreme ... eh, it's probably been done. I can think of worse combinations. Humans are omnivores with a wide variety of food cultures, and some of us eat bizarre things on purpose.

[kirkwallguy]

my issue with food in veilguard is like... i'm not expecting every single fantasy video game to deal with the role luxuries like coffee and chocolate have/had in colonialism and slavery because obviously not everyone is equipped to deal with that. but if you're writing for a franchise that previously dabbled in these themes it feels extremely odd to give a companion a relatable millennial obsession with coffee. could lucanis not be addicted to smoking elfroot or something

[triglycercule]

oh yeah before i forget cute mttpoly headcanon because i said so: when killer finds out (through SOME way of means. he has his ways) that dust and horror like something then at every chance he can he goes and finds that thing for them :3 because I SAID SO AND IT'S CUTE ‼️‼️ (something something killer has no idea how to properly show affection and appreciation after believing his whole life was meant to cause pain and suffering to those close to him and now that he's trying he does silly goofy stuff like this hehe,,,,,,, dust is DROWNING in piles of fluffy blankets and books. horror cannot keep up with eating the amount of snacks killer keeps stealing for him 😞😞😞)

[glitterdustcyclops]

can we talk about these utterly absurd crocs i got myself?

they're iridescent platforms and i love them to bits

[only-one-brain-cell]

How dare they make Spencer the PERFECT PARTNER for someone and then have the nerve to not show him in a relationship that lasted more than 3 episodes.

[vulpinesaint]

[ RAUCOUS CHEERING AND CLAPPING ]

[chaieyestea]

IKEA Lattjo playing cards (2014)

Taglist: @multi-lefaiye @tardigradecryptid @anexor

[27dragons]

Me: I need a few groceries for easter dinner with my family, and another couple of little things for the Things' easter baskets so I think I'll just run to Target and get everything in one trip. Shouldn't cost more than about $30.

Target: But what if you remembered that you needed a new item from the pharmacy?

Target: And what if your favorite chips -- that are almost NEVER on sale at all -- were on an amazing sale?

Target: And what if you remembered another menu item for easter that required an additional purchase?

Target: And what if there were these really cute things to add to easter baskets that were individually only $1 each but you couldn't decide on just one for each person?

Target: And what if there was also a sale on a big bag of the perfect candy to put in the candy bowl?

Me: Yeah, all that sounds great.

Target: Excellent. That will be $80. Congratulations! You've saved $12 today!

Me: ...Have I, tho?

[brandileigh2003]

I'm not looking forward to 8 hours in car and then non child proof house with special needs kid who's been having a rough couple of weeks.

With in laws where I flip a coin whether they're going to be assholes or not.

And I'm still sick with a not so fun new... I don't know what to call it. Not necessarily side effect. Or complication. But. It's freaking embarrassing.

(ha! Tumblr goes... You've reached 30 tags. So write in your post. Not in tags. It's not the p.s.s.s.s. that you used to write to your best friend 😂)

[glitterdustcyclops]

new stickers & pin courtesy of @oddarette

the stickers are gorgeous, perfect to go in my sticker book hehe

and of course the pin looks fabulous on my pin board

[starchaserdreams]

Might fuck around and buy a birthday cake for Remus Lupin's birthday tomorrow ❤️