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glitterdustcyclops · 6 months ago

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anyway, in much brighter news, i got myself a lil present from the dropout store the other day

they're SO cute

#dropout #game changer #chocolate buys things

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bixels · 9 months ago

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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

#mlp #rarity #applejack #rarijack #my art #fanart #comic #the grand galloping 20s #bonbon #rose #my little pony #aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about #panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember #her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts

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marlynnofmany · 3 months ago

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It occurs to me that it's hard to think of a food item that has definitely never been put on a pizza, or another culture's equivalent.

Pizza dough is a form of flat bread, right? Everything goes with bread. Meat, plants, cheese, you name it.

Anything I think of that is too weird, too extreme ... eh, it's probably been done. I can think of worse combinations. Humans are omnivores with a wide variety of food cultures, and some of us eat bizarre things on purpose.

#'you wouldn't put chocolate on bugs and call it food!'#'here's a website where you can buy them'#'well you wouldn't put chili powder on a sweet lollipop!'#'you would if you were in mexico'#'fine what about--'#'it's been done. whatever it is. I wrote a scene with macaroni and peas because I thought it was funny...'#'... then multiple people told me it was a real thing in the midwest'#humans are weird #food #pizza #does it belong on pizza? possibly not! but that's never stopped humanity as a whole before

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only-one-brain-cell · 1 year ago

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How dare they make Spencer the PERFECT PARTNER for someone and then have the nerve to not show him in a relationship that lasted more than 3 episodes.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #oh if only he had someone to show off all his gentlemanly nature too #he would make room for all of their things #wouldn’t even think twice to buy menstrual products #not only would he buy extra BUT he would buy chocolate and whatever else they would like #have a whole care package #would open the door for them #would wine and dine them to the MAX #they would look at the stars together #flowers whenever just because #little heartwarming notes again just because

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canisalbus · 1 year ago

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While the trick-or-treating comic was very cute, I cannot imagine Vasco not being a little treat kinda guy

Are you telling me he doesn't randomly buy himself candy just for the dopamine and the child-like joy? That he doesn't indulge on halloween spirit and buy spooky candy just for him and Machete?? (who barely eats it but halloween spirit comes first, practically second)

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#I actually thought about that for quite a while before choosing to go with a simple and neutral soda can #because yes I do think Vasco is a little treat kinda guy #but the treats he goes for probably aren't straight up candy #he's into hot chocolate and sweet coffee drinks #ice cream (particularly odd and seasonal flavors)#pastries and desserts probably #I can see him being a nutella enjoyer #and if he buys actual sweets I think he'd go for chocolate bars #(not like mars bars but thin flat sheets of chocolate that you break into smaller pieces)#(do those have a specific name in english or are they both just chocolate bars?)#none of the above are very easy to share unexpectedly with unfamiliar children #like I said in majority of Europe halloween isn't widely/officially celebrated and trick-or-treating isn't customary #families with young children teens and young adults might do halloween activities on smaller scale #but a childless couple in their thirties (and living in an apartment) is unlikely to have halloween candy in reserve methinks #Machete doesn't eat that many sugary things regularly #if Vasco is having something he probably goes along with it #but his health anxiety kind of affects what foods he deems acceptable and which ones should be avoided #which is ironic because modern Machete has a history of stress smoking #as a habit that's quite a bit worse for you than having an occasional ice cream sundae #I think he managed to quit when their relationship turned serious #answered #anonymous #modern au

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catocappuccino · 4 months ago

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It's been a year since I redrew that one Snorkmimi render...

So yeah I did it again ofc I would, why oh why wouldn't I? Tee hee silly meee

Attaching the 2023 redraw and og cause- uh- I donno, because yes, why not!!!

#This also means updated banner HECK YEAH 🔥🔥🔥#These redraws of mine are so different style-wise it's funny lmao #shoutout to Snorkmaiden one of my fav characters ever she's so perfect in every way my little baby #oh and update : since last year I still have NOT tasted “Snorkmaiden's dreamy chocolate” moomin coffee maybe one day I will or I'll do the #smart thing of making choco coffee myself without buying the maybe overpriced thing that just happens to have Snorkmay on it (I don't even #like sweet coffee 😭) buuut... you know... I could always just get it once and keep the package as a treasure! Cause I'm a hoarder. It might #or might not be a problem but I don't have time to think about that and work on it I have 100 possible uses for this old straw what if I #reeeaaallly need an old straw one day and I DON'T have it because I threw it away? Yeah! END OF THE WORLD!!!#Tbh hate to admit it but Snufkin's hazelnut coffee sounds the most inviting from all of the moomin flavoured choices to me I LOVE hazelnuts #I don't even know what licorice tastes like and I am NOT eating anything that is advertised with Stinky on the cover (jk Stinky's great)#I'm already sick of everything salted caramel flavoured it's just sugar n' salt with a different ribbon and blueberry... I'll pass. And like #I said before - I'm not a fan of sweet coffee. Sorry Snorkmaiden :[#okay enough of it no one reads allat time for real tags #snorkmaiden #snorkfröken #niiskuneiti #moomin #moomins #moomin books #Snork mimimimimimi Snork mimimimimimi

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gods-favorite-autistic · 10 months ago

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Ted would refuse to get a Keurig (or any coffee machine) purely on the principle of keeping the tradition of flirting with hot barista alive until Pete asks for one so he can make hot chocolate

Paul comes over and he’s like “I thought you hated these things” and Ted’s just like “yes but Pete doesn’t. So shut up”

#ted being a good older brother to pete is my fav thing ever actually #he still goes to beanies he just gets like a snack or something #hatchetfield #spankoffski bros #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #ted teases pete all the time for not drinking coffee but he still buys pete his favorite hot chocolate packets #even though they’re expensive his excuse is ‘well if you’re not gonna drink coffee you might as well drink the best hot cocoa okay Pete’

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why-the-heck-not · 4 months ago

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oh yes the big wild grandiose ambitious life goals like ”someday going to the grocery store without a budget”

#seems more unattainable every passing day lmao #my fave chocolate got 1€ more expensive just last week and alright guess we’re not buying that anymore #1€ won’t kill me but it’s the principle of the thing; that thing’s not worth that much & I’m gonna have to move on #(yes very tragic i know)#july 2024 #2024

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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago

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[ RAUCOUS CHEERING AND CLAPPING ]

#a RESOUNDING success of an issue. every venom comic should end with a little heart-shaped 'the end'#and also that man buying valentines chocolates for the alien that he's in gay love with. but. among other things y'know.#this is awesome too cause the concept of needing the brain chemical is really central to the movies central premise #soooooo. this is The source material.#venom movie 3. you are doing such a good job already. please please please please please be so fucking faithful to the source material #venomposting #venom #venom: the hunger

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27dragons · 8 months ago

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Me: I need a few groceries for easter dinner with my family, and another couple of little things for the Things' easter baskets so I think I'll just run to Target and get everything in one trip. Shouldn't cost more than about $30.

Target: But what if you remembered that you needed a new item from the pharmacy?

Target: And what if your favorite chips -- that are almost NEVER on sale at all -- were on an amazing sale?

Target: And what if you remembered another menu item for easter that required an additional purchase?

Target: And what if there were these really cute things to add to easter baskets that were individually only $1 each but you couldn't decide on just one for each person?

Target: And what if there was also a sale on a big bag of the perfect candy to put in the candy bowl?

Me: Yeah, all that sounds great.

Target: Excellent. That will be $80. Congratulations! You've saved $12 today!

Me: ...Have I, tho?

#my boring life #shopping #save money by buying things!#we're not religious but enjoy cultural holidays #that give us an excuse to eat a lot of chocolate and jelly beans #and have a nice family dinner #pique queue

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glitterdustcyclops · 2 months ago

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she's here!!! everyone meet my beautiful new daughter, Morgana

#chocolate life #chocolate buys things

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starchaserdreams · 8 months ago

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Might fuck around and buy a birthday cake for Remus Lupin's birthday tomorrow ❤️

#I've never bought myself a birthday cake before #but i might buy him one #definitely chocolate #that was a thing with him #so it will definitely be chocolate #remus lupin #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards

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runicsorceress · 9 months ago

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to all my fellow aros and aces out there.. happy candy is going on sale tomorrow day.

#going to buy so much chocolate.#and those conversation heart things. since they only exist around valentines day #oh and if youre aro or ace and in a relationship. nice. congrats. still happy discount candy tomorrow #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #rotumblr #pokemon irl #pokemon rp #pkmn rp

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deus-ex-mona · 4 months ago

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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:

#in other news… wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. i’m s o tired. i can’t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this job…#huh. come to think of it… i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and i’m only 3/5 of the way through it…#can’t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] company…#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didn’t even know i had in there #like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i don’t recall buying #and ofc the 3 random sponges i ‘liberated’ from the lab. don’t tell my boss lmao #w a i t now that i think about it i should’ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. what’s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat though…#y. yeah. i guess i’ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i don’t like him at all lol #i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think he’s gonna get canned before he’s able to resign on his own terms #dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh #but no. this isn’t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign #hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do #or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help #prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests #ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that i’m gone #a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they can’t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol #sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#can’t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh #omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#…maybe…? no promises though!!!!!

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home-and-having-tea · 10 months ago

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Sometimes it scares me how joyless people are willing to make themselves. We're all going to die with maybe a few years difference. Not eating carbs is just not eating carbs. Botox and injections aren't preventing aging. Live a happy life. Eat that chocolate bar you've been saving. Buy that weirdly specific scented candle. Embrace aging because you know you lived a real life instead of worrying about people percieving wrinkles or carbs or if your car was cool when you were in your 20s. Be happy with what makes you happy and live before you die.

#inspired my rage at beauty influencers and my neighbors who keep trying to get me to go keto #im gonna eat chocolate and get wrinkles and dance in the rain and buy stupid things and be messy #id rather live a weird life than live an empty one performing for others

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docholligay · 5 months ago

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Doc do you think you'd be one of the few who walk away from Omelas?

Considering I own a smartphone, I feel very confident in saying I would not be one of those who walk away from Omelas.

I think that's the point. Most of us, actually would not. I don't have any illusions about my own goodness. That's not an excuse. I SHOULD do better. But I won't pretend I think I'm doing the best I can because it makes me feel better. I think Omelas is a mirror, not a warning.

#And let me dwell in a space on honesty I am not gonna believe your claims that you would walk away from omelas #when you find it impossible to stop buying slave chocolate #don't misunderstand me I think my job as a person is to walk away more #a little every day #knowing I'll probably never make it out #But I cannot use the unattainability of perfection as a shield against effort #It's not impossible to walk away from things #it's just hard. It's supposed to be hard to walk away #Morality is what you do when it sucks #I will probably never not have a smartphone and I will probably never invest in the fairtrade phone #But I should #and I won't let me dodge that

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