#chillpill

[dracubellum]

I put in so much effort to understand everyone. I forget I don't really have to

[autism-corner]

[mychlapci]

phone time in bed will help make me feel better, surely

[oculusxcaro]

What's your love language?

Quality Time™

In Quality Time™, nothing says “I love you” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes you feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed activities, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful. Whether itʼs spending uninterrupted time talking with someone else or doing activities together, you deepen your connection with others through sharing time.

Tagged byStolen from: @gnarledbite and @the-rorschach-mask (♡) Tagging: Whoever hasn't done it yet?

[alphessa]

What's a synonym of cool? Chill. And this is a pill baby.

He's a chill pill.

Congratulations! You're a father now!

[firsthandzen]

thumbnail for viddy coming soon

i like the flow and vibes of this one, some of the underappreciated art for this underappreciated game, and some fun with the logo and themes of the game

[lifebombs]

ITS AN AWFUL DAY TO BE AN ARTIST THAT WORKS ON WAYY TO BIG A CANVAS I HAD TO FRY THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF THIS ITS LIKE A QUATER THE SIZE ITS MEANT TO BE SOMEONE COME GIVE ME A HUG IM UPSET

[kwonhochi]

just got so angry i gave myself a headache

[memorieswillkill-us]

From the start

I knew

I should’ve never gave

my earth

(Chill pills)

[theleonardkatz]

Leonard beamed as soon as the first word left Jude's lips. So few people demonstrated that level of brilliance, especially right off the bat. It wasn't his first brilliant conversation with Jude but he did feel an incredibly amount of gratitude that she would stop and talk to him. He applauded after she finished. "May I?" He waited for permission then scooped the dog up onto his lap. There was nothing quite as wonderful as the warm weight of a sweet animal. "Perhaps she knew that I just needed a hug. After all, it's not like my daughter visits enough." The last sentence was said entirely in jest (slightly more than normal) considering that Kitty moved to Blue Harbor just to be close to him.

"Aries hmm?" Leonard looked down at the small dog and considered his answer while he pet her ears. "Aries like berries that go well with cream. Cream with tomatoes makes a sauce. Sauce goes on spaghetti which cartoon dogs eat. Most famous cartoon spaghetti eating dog? Lady." He said back, still absentmindedly petting the dog. "Not my best I must admit but what matters is the effort!" Observing Jude, Leon inclined his head to the passenger seat. "I would be honored to give you and the madame a ride home. Or perhaps to pick up a delicious scoop of mint ice cream?"

“ taurus rhymes with forest. ” kind of. regardless, jude bypassed a greeting altogether to accept the challenge with ease, her and her spaniel coming to a rather abrupt halt before the oh-so admirable leonard katz. had it been anyone else, she would've been reluctant, would've tried to claw her way out of conversation like a caged animal, but no not this time. the topic was right up her alley too, something that kept the mind engaged and thinking. she liked that. “ forest like an ideal home for bugs. bugs like the beetle. the beetle like the beatles with an ea- not a double e. the beatles have a hit, hey jude. hey jude is the prominent part of the chorus. ” she could’ve stopped there, deemed the sound the iconic song, but it seemed a bit too ... egotistical. besides, she had already reached a conclusion, she just had to get there, follow his lead and come full circle. even if she might not've been doing it right, even if all she had to do was make a sound to begin with. “ chorus, another word that rhymes with taurus. taurus like the bull. bulls have horns so i think it'd be a honk. ” teeth caught her bottom lip, space between her brows growing smaller as they shifted in contemplation. “ not like a honk-choo honk-choo of a middle-aged man snoozing in front of a fraiser rerun and definitely not an obnoxious one you’d hear from a lifted truck driven around by some dickhead who’s overcompensating either. i’d say it’s more of a goose-like honk. cartoonish. maybe even what you’d hear if you squeezed a clown’s nose. kind of unexpected from a sign represented by a symbol notoriously known for being tough and aggressive, y'know ? ” so caught up in her own train of thought, it only donned on her that her little sidekick wobbled her way onto the golf cart and parked herself right by the man's feet when jude glanced down at her own. “ sorry about lady, ” slight tug on the leash yet she didn't budge. “ she's been trying to cut our walks short lately and i think she's trying to tell me something, ” a prolonged beat before, “ what about her, though ? she’s an aries. what d'you think that sounds like ? ”

[annabelle--cane]

prayer circle for everyone to be Nuanced and Chillpilled about georgie barker forever 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[nillandeye]

⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️

⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️

⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️

Mini comic "ChillPill" 🤫

Main roles: Fliqpy, Flaky

Minor roles: Cuddles, Handy, Lifty and Shifty

And Fliqpy's "rehabilitation" moment🤫😈

[asksprunkiestsimon]

Your making him full on cry

" ok i won't lie, it feels like i haven't eaten in .. weeks " " in months even " " but i'm ok !! i'm chillin i'm ahaha i'm a certified chillpilled cool-alright-awesomemaxxer. don't cry !! hah,, " " it just " " really hurts "

[fanby-fckry]

Who’s Who of Voxblr:

Voxblr Blogs:

🐺 666--vortex: Vortex

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz: Angel Dust

📏 baphometric-system: nameless background character; discourse blogger; presumably a Baphomet

🍸 bar-cat75: Husk

💀 be-gay-do-crym: Crymini

💥 blitz-the-o-is-silent: Blitzo (formerly blitzorodeo)

🍒 bomb-bitching-babe: Cherri Bomb

🎀 charlies-angel: Vaggie (formerly moth-gf)

💊 chillpilled-vibesmaxxer: nameless background character; imp

👓 creepz0: Burnie Burnz A.K.A. Creepzo

👯‍♀️ glitz-n-glam: Glitz and Glam (shared account)

🌈 hells-disney-princess: Charlie Morningstar

🎭 i-put-the-bi-in-bipolar: Dual, my hellsona/Sinner OC

🐸 jest-fizzarolli: Fizzarolli

🐑 lambchop-luvrgirl: the sheep demon from the Alastor prequel comic: A Day In the Afterlife

🍎 luci-goosey-666: Lucifer Morningstar

🌕 m00nlight-h0wling: Loona

🧪 mad-scienfish: Baxter

💰 million-dollar-mammon: Mammon

❤️ moth-pimp: Valentino

🪡 niffty-lady: Niffty

🐓 ozzie-king-of-lust: Ozzie A.K.A. Asmodeus

🐝 queen-bee-lzebub: Queen Bee A.K.A. Beelzebub

🧁 rad-velvette-cakes: Velvette

📻 real-radio-demon: Alastor parody account; nobody knows who runs this account

🩸 simply-moxxie: Moxxie

📢 sinnerjusticewarrior: nameless background character; discourse blogger; presumably a Sinner

📰 stolitzmemenews: a non-canon gimmick blog from the Anachronism Intermission, referencing the many Destiel Meme news blogs on tumblr.

🤠 strike-out: Striker

🏚️ theendisnear6669: nameless background character; Doomsday District resident

📺 voxblr4k: Vox

🐍 x-hiss-lord-x: Sir Pentious (Inactive, but not deactivated)

🫀 xoxo-millie: Millie

Relationships:

Alastor and Vox are rivals; Vox has a one-sided lust/crush/obsession

Angel Dust has feelings for Husk and is trying to work up the courage to tell him

Charlie and Vaggie are dating (like they are in canon).

Fizzarolli and Ozzie are dating (like they are in canon).

Millie and Moxxie are married (like they are in canon).

Loona, Queen Bee, and Vortex are a polycule

Valentino and Vox are dating (like they are in canon).

What’s What of Voxblr:

Ongoing Plots:

Fandom:

Like Tumblr, Voxblr has a large fandom culture. One of the most relevant fandoms is in-universe RPF, where Hellaverse characters engage in discourse, create fanworks, and ship each other.

Popular ships include Fizzarozzie (canon), and Radiostatic (enemies to lovers, not canon).

Niffty is a BNF fic author who specializes in RPF. Husk is her beta reader.

Radiostatic Rivalry:

Despite Alastor not having an official presence on Voxblr, his rivalry with Vox is alive and well. Vox often engages in Tumblr-style PVP with the Alastor parody account, @.real-radio-demon , and complains about Alastor’s popularity on the site.

The other Vees – especially Velvette – tease Vox over his rivalry/obsession with Alastor, often referencing its one-sided sexual nature.

real-radio-demon:

@.real-radio-demon is an Alastor parody account that popped up shortly after Velvette sent Vox a post from Niffty about enemies to lovers ships.

Nobody knows who runs the @.real-radio-demon account, with suspects ranging from Velvette to Niffty to Alastor, himself. Vox suspects the former, due to when the account appeared, but everyone seems to have their own take on the matter.

Hellaverse characters and IRL viewers alike are kept guessing by this account, which seems to have an uncanny amount of relevant information on Alastor and is simultaneously both in and out of character in its posts.

Vox can’t suspend the account because Queen Bee and Loona are fans and Vox knows better than to pick a fight with a Deadly Sin.

Voxblr Discourse:

Like Tumblr discourse, Voxblr discourse is, um… Well, it sure is something! Voxblr discourse is full of black and white thinking, parasocial hate, largely meaningless buzzwords, out of context drama, and a tendency to miss the point.

Niffty and Alastor are canceled. Radiohusk is problematic. Fizzaroli has antis. And of course, all discourse bloggers piss on the poor.

Obviously this is satire.

The discourse blog usually featured in my fake dash posts is @.creepz0 , run by Burnie Burnz A.K.A. Creepzo.

Websites and Brand Names:

.hell = general domain similar to .com or .org

.sin = domain name for websites owned by Deadly Sins

.vox = domain for all Voxtek websites

Archive of Our Souls = Archive of Our Own; free market fanfiction site not affiliated with Voxtek

AOOS = AO3; acronym for Archive of Our Souls

IHHOP (International Hell House of Pancakes) = IHOP (International House of Pancakes)

Sinstagram = Instagram

Tvitter = Twitter; owned by Voxtek; since rebranded to V, but nobody calls it that

Voxblr = Tumblr; owned by Voxtek

Voxflix = Netflix; owned by Voxtek

Voxify = Spotify; owned by Voxtek

VoxTube = YouTube; owned by Voxtek

VoxTV = an entertainment TV channel with no direct parallel; owned by Voxtek

WcDonnalds = McDonnalds

[sevinagreatergood]

I'm accidentally writing doe chaser. James is married to lily with two kids, Harry m7 and Rosalie f2. Severus is looking after them while high on drugs, being the nicest person on Earth. Being patient, kind and such (I believe the drugs would work like a chillpill and give Severus a somewhat opposite personality than the usual one he has).

This is a small piece of my chapter:

Snape plays the guitar for a small bit. Just a small moment until Lily arrived. 'Lily! Welcome home. Look Harry, your mom.' He lifts the boy to plant a kiss on his mother's cheek.

Her frown softens. 'Severus, Harry. I'm glad to see you.' James brings up Rosalie, also demanding a kiss from her mother.

'You look so tired, let me help you with that.' The man hums as he puts away the groceries. Lily and James watch him while Harry and Rosalie helps him.

James knowing his kids all too well. 'Harry and Rosalie get away from there.'

Lily nods 'Yes, go play somewhere else.'

Harry ignores them and insists on helping Severus. 'Harry!'

Shaken by the voice, Harry drops the eggs. Lily holds James back, but doesn't hold back either. 'See Harry? This is why we tell you not to help in kitchen. Now you made uncle Sev angry.'

Severus chuckles. 'I am not angry. Come here, Harry. Can you grab a cup? '

Wary of his parents, he grabs the cup and follows Snape's instructions. Scooping the mess into the cup then cleaning the floor. Washed his hands and continues helping. He brings them to the backyard. Starts digging with the kids and Harry is allowed to pour half the whole egg in the soil, then Rosalie could do so next. Harry asks 'Why did we do that? '

'It will help the plants very nicely.'

Realizing, kids were the kind to help the things too much like over watering a plant. He adds 'This is enough to last them for months. Best not to give too much or else the plants will be fat and burst. This much egg is enough.' he lies.

'See? I can hear the plants thanking.... who? ' he acts along.

He gasps 'Harry and Rosalie? The flowers thank you a lot for your help.'

Not falling for that trap 'How can you hear the plants? I know nobody that can do that.'

Severus ruffles the brown wavy hair 'Becuase I am wizard musician. I hear everything.'

Now, he completely convinced. Seerus laughs at their faces. They're so up-front with their adorable expressions. Lily and James watches the three from far. 'He's very good with the kids.' she admits.

End small piece.

Yeah, in this fanfic. James and Lily are often fighting. Since James didn't experience Lily from a behalf of being framed and antagonistic side, he meets her in a position similar to Severus. He was claimed to be awful and such and she believed the majority.

He's a cheater, she refuses to let him leave and tries to change him and such. Then complains to her friends about how horrible he is, which backfires on James. Harry is old enough to realize the atmosphere and yelling. While his parents do love him, they do not love each other.

Snape doesn't realize this at all. He's constantly high, loose minded to be reasoned with and more focused on his band 6th sense. This is my doechaser part. How the fuck did I write doechaser? God, I hate it. But it's only for a small time.

I love the part where Lily plays the blame game. As this piece below shows:

'He was their teacher. At least Harry's.' James adds.

'He treated Harry awfully.'

'That's what war does to people, Lily. You can't expect him to-'

'Snape did what he could.' she cuts him off.

Pouring wine in a glass 'He was awful, yes. Who treats a child that way... but, I find myself thinking that he at least kept them safe. He at least kept the kids safe. What kind of mother am I to settle with Harry's abuse? ' she didn't ask him, but more a question pointed to herself.

'Well...' James pours himself another glass. 'It's not as if he harmed Harry terribly, Petunia did'

She's quiet and nods 'That's right.'

For a brief moment he thought they were connecting but her lips form a perpetual pout. 'You had to ruin that night to the point she hated our child and magic.'

Her husband pursed his lips now too 'Vernon called me a jobless piece of crap. '

'So what? You're also an adult. Just ignore it.'

'Just like how you ignore your childhood friend calling you a mudblood? ' next thing he knew, she had wine splashed over his face. If she were closer, she would have slapped him.

Fury reflected in her emerald eyes. 'Each day, I regret even going to Hogwarts. That's where I met you, you unfaithful piece of shit!'

'Don't be such harppy then. Everything I do is wrong. I wanted a divorce but you didn't. You won't even have sex with me. I'll search it elsewhere, sweetheart.' almost spitting the last word.

End piece.

Similar to how Lily would justify marauders towards Severus, she would do this here too. Shift the blame. Unlike Severus that tried to reason with her more often. James didn't. He would spit fire right back. Two hot heads fighting back and forth as Severus is in the garden digging up insects with the kids. 😭.

I don't know. Lily, let the divorce go. I think she might want to stay to keep James salty. That would sound like her or perhaps another charity case she picked up like Severus.

[slimjimfiend]

another rogue chillpill sketch I may or may not go back to