#chillpill

[jellysandwitches]

I put in so much effort to understand everyone. I forget I don't really have to

[fvneral-m00n]

250 etizolam pills yeah I got a chill pilll

[vigilantdesert]

@humiliis from x

"Trust me, this will be good for you."

Urbosa had known the knight for longer than their positions as champions would lead one to believe, and during that time, she had come to one solitary conclusion about the young man: that he needed a break, and would never take one of his own volition.

As such, she was taking the day in which they were subtly told to take each other training to go hunting instead of the expected sparring. If anybody the King took issue with that, she would be happy to answer for their alleged shirking of responsibility.

She doubted he would. The boy worked harder than any of them, save Zelda, and that wasn't necessarily a compliment.

She would have taken him to the hot springs, were they closer and if she thought she'd be able to get him to relax. At least this way they could - in theory - work on their archery.

"Being a soldier means survival in all sense of the term. You won't always have rations to last you your entire journey. I know you can shoot a moblin between the eyes, show me you can do the same with a boar."

[autism-corner]

[mychlapci]

phone time in bed will help make me feel better, surely

[vnynv]

think i need to take a chill pill for like the next 2 weeks or so.

[oculusxcaro]

What's your love language?

Quality Time™

In Quality Time™, nothing says “I love you” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes you feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed activities, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful. Whether itʼs spending uninterrupted time talking with someone else or doing activities together, you deepen your connection with others through sharing time.

Tagged byStolen from: @gnarledbite and @the-rorschach-mask (♡) Tagging: Whoever hasn't done it yet?

[kwonhochi]

just got so angry i gave myself a headache

[memorieswillkill-us]

From the start

I knew

I should’ve never gave

my earth

(Chill pills)

[theleonardkatz]

Leonard beamed as soon as the first word left Jude's lips. So few people demonstrated that level of brilliance, especially right off the bat. It wasn't his first brilliant conversation with Jude but he did feel an incredibly amount of gratitude that she would stop and talk to him. He applauded after she finished. "May I?" He waited for permission then scooped the dog up onto his lap. There was nothing quite as wonderful as the warm weight of a sweet animal. "Perhaps she knew that I just needed a hug. After all, it's not like my daughter visits enough." The last sentence was said entirely in jest (slightly more than normal) considering that Kitty moved to Blue Harbor just to be close to him.

"Aries hmm?" Leonard looked down at the small dog and considered his answer while he pet her ears. "Aries like berries that go well with cream. Cream with tomatoes makes a sauce. Sauce goes on spaghetti which cartoon dogs eat. Most famous cartoon spaghetti eating dog? Lady." He said back, still absentmindedly petting the dog. "Not my best I must admit but what matters is the effort!" Observing Jude, Leon inclined his head to the passenger seat. "I would be honored to give you and the madame a ride home. Or perhaps to pick up a delicious scoop of mint ice cream?"

“ taurus rhymes with forest. ” kind of. regardless, jude bypassed a greeting altogether to accept the challenge with ease, her and her spaniel coming to a rather abrupt halt before the oh-so admirable leonard katz. had it been anyone else, she would've been reluctant, would've tried to claw her way out of conversation like a caged animal, but no not this time. the topic was right up her alley too, something that kept the mind engaged and thinking. she liked that. “ forest like an ideal home for bugs. bugs like the beetle. the beetle like the beatles with an ea- not a double e. the beatles have a hit, hey jude. hey jude is the prominent part of the chorus. ” she could’ve stopped there, deemed the sound the iconic song, but it seemed a bit too ... egotistical. besides, she had already reached a conclusion, she just had to get there, follow his lead and come full circle. even if she might not've been doing it right, even if all she had to do was make a sound to begin with. “ chorus, another word that rhymes with taurus. taurus like the bull. bulls have horns so i think it'd be a honk. ” teeth caught her bottom lip, space between her brows growing smaller as they shifted in contemplation. “ not like a honk-choo honk-choo of a middle-aged man snoozing in front of a fraiser rerun and definitely not an obnoxious one you’d hear from a lifted truck driven around by some dickhead who’s overcompensating either. i’d say it’s more of a goose-like honk. cartoonish. maybe even what you’d hear if you squeezed a clown’s nose. kind of unexpected from a sign represented by a symbol notoriously known for being tough and aggressive, y'know ? ” so caught up in her own train of thought, it only donned on her that her little sidekick wobbled her way onto the golf cart and parked herself right by the man's feet when jude glanced down at her own. “ sorry about lady, ” slight tug on the leash yet she didn't budge. “ she's been trying to cut our walks short lately and i think she's trying to tell me something, ” a prolonged beat before, “ what about her, though ? she’s an aries. what d'you think that sounds like ? ”

[fanby-fckry]

You know what? Fuck you. *un-linears your timeline*

#unreality cw #meta post #hellaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss

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1 min. ago

Special thanks to @helluvatired, @angelsandemons, and @the-great-horse-cocktail for co-creating the Stolitz Meme format

Source: voxblr.vox #unreality cw #meta post #hellaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss

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Jan 7

The Externination Countdown Clock Tower in Pentagram City has dropped its count from 358 to 176, putting the next Sinner Extermination at July 1st (Gregorian).

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#stolitz meme #stolitz meme news ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination day 2 ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo

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Jan 7

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Jan 7

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Jan 7

petition to call it “extermination 2 electric boogaloo”

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Jan 7

why?

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow

Jan 7

why not?

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Jan 7

Yeah, why not? If we’re gonna die, we might as well have some fucking fun with it.

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Jan 7

That’s hilarious, where do I sign?

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Jan 7

Hey op, I just wanted to thank you for keeping your sense of humor. As someone who struggles not to go completely off the rails when shit goes wrong, it’s honestly really helpful to see another sinner who’s able to be so nonchalant about this whole thing.

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Jan 7

I mean, if you can’t joke about the upcoming massacre, what can ya do?

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Jan 7

PANIC!!! RIOT!!

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Jan 7

We’re all gonna FUCKING DIE!!!1!!

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Jan 7

Stop fucking joking it’s not a joke WE ARE GOING TO DIE

↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination day 2 #i am NOT FUCKING calling it extermination 2 electric boogaloo #the end is near

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Jan 7

i cannot handle all the fucking doomerism on my dash right now. quit it with the negativity.

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Jan 7

Doomerism? Negativity? There is a SECOND EXTERMINATION DAY in 6 months. Exorcists are going to descend from the heavens armed with angelic steel to KILL US ALL.

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Jan 7

doomsday district residents engaging in doomerism. fork found in kitchen.

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Jan 7

Um, just took a look at op’s blog. He’s hellborn. Check your fucking privilege; we don’t all get a free pass from the exorcists’ blades.

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Jan 7

Did you just tell an imp to check his privilege? That’s pretty tone deaf, considering imps are below sinners in hell’s social hierarchy.

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Jan 7

can we please not play oppression olympics on my fucking post? this is like the opposite of what i wanted…

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Jan 7

You can’t always get what you want

“You Can't Always Get What You Want” by The Rolling Stones (1969)

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Jan 7

K

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Jan 7

U

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Jun 31

The Hazbin Hotel is mounting a defense against the upcoming Exorcist attack.

Princess Charlotte “Charlie” Morningstar, the princess’s consort: Vaggie, Alastor the Radio Demon, ex-Overlord: Husk, adult film star: Angel Dust, self-proclaimed “spunky powerhouse”: Cherri Bomb, notable kingpin: Sir Pentious, and a group of sentient eggs, are all suspected to join the battle.

Princess Morningstar has recruited a group of cannibals to aid them in battle, and the two factions have been seen training together and fortifying the Hazbin Hotel in preparation for the upcoming attack. It is unclear whether or not Cannibal Town’s Overlord, Rosie, will be fighting alongside them.

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Jun 31

They’re gonna fucking die! 🤣🤣🤣

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Jun 31

F’s in the chat, boys

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Jun 31

The F stands for “FUCK YOU ALASTOR!!!”

↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo

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Jul 1

Multiple Exorcists slain in the battle at the Hazbin Hotel, using their own angelic steel weapons. Archangel Adam quoted, “That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.”

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Jul 1

#stolitz meme ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo

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Jan 26

i had the weirdest experience today

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Jan 26

i was closing up shop when three eggs (literal eggs, not the trans kind) came right up to me and started talking about angels? specifically about killing angels. you know, the famously un-killable angels? and then they started singing??

then their father(?) chaperone(?) handler(?) gathered them up and apologized for bothering me. said they’re very into conspiracy theories and that i shouldn’t worry about it.

i’m not… worried… exactly. but it sure was strange.

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Jul 1

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

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Jul 1

↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #apollo’s dodgeball #jester’s privilege

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Jul 1

Alastor the Radio Demon was struck in the chest with an angelic steel weapon during his fight with Adam the archangel, and is now missing in action after using his shadow-warp ability to escape.

His current whereabouts and condition are unknown.

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Jul 1

HAHAHAHA Get FUCKED Alastor!!!1!

#i am sooo glad i didn’t delete this hellsite #it’s worth it just for this #this is BETTER THAN SEX ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo

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Jul 1

King Lucifer Morningstar has joined the battle at the Hazbin Hotel, and is engaged in one v one combat with Adam the archangel. King Morningstar appears to be unarmed, but is kicking ass regardless.

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Jul 1

Whoo! Get it Luci!

#short king ftw!! ↯ #lucifer morningstar ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo

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Jul 1

Is it just me? Or is Lucifer kinda 👀

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Jul 1

I will not simp for the Devil. I will not simp for the Devil. I will not simp for the-

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Jul 1

dude, don’t you already simp for the radio demon?

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Jul 1

Adsfgsvdstdd SHUT UP!

#you attack me like this on my own blog??? #and i don’t “simp for the radio demon” #i just think his voice is pretty #and his teeth are sharp #and he’s hot covered in blood #including his own #and probably mine #…if i still had blood… #and ok crymini maybe you have a point #beloved mutuals ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #lucifer morningstar ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo

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Jul 1

Archangel Adam confirmed dead after being stabbed in the back by the Hazbin Hotel’s housekeeper, Niffty.

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Jul 1

well fuck good 4 her

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Jul 1

wait how did u get this pic?

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23 hr. ago

Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost

The @.stolitzmemenews posts are not canon to the voxblrverse for obvious, fourth wall-breaking/anachronism reasons, but this was fun. :3

Thanks again, @/helluvatired, @/angelsandemons, and @/the-great-horse-cocktail for your work on the Stolitz Meme format (don’t wanna tag y’all twice).

I also inserted my hellsona, Dual, for funsies, so if you were wondering who tf voxblr user @.i-put-the-bi-in-bipolar is, that’s your answer.

The other new accounts are mostly one-off randos that probably won’t show up again, but there are two that represent specific characters. Send your guesses in the tags (or just check the soon-to-be-updated meta post, lol).

[nillandeye]

⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️

⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️

⚠️BLOOD WARNING⚠️

Mini comic "ChillPill" 🤫

Main roles: Fliqpy, Flaky

Minor roles: Cuddles, Handy, Lifty and Shifty

And Fliqpy's "rehabilitation" moment🤫😈

[asksprunkiestsimon]

Your making him full on cry

" ok i won't lie, it feels like i haven't eaten in .. weeks " " in months even " " but i'm ok !! i'm chillin i'm ahaha i'm a certified chillpilled cool-alright-awesomemaxxer. don't cry !! hah,, " " it just " " really hurts "

[slimjimfiend]

another rogue chillpill sketch I may or may not go back to

[utuposting]

chillpilled relaxmaxxer

[mag200]

me for the 27 days between my spring semester ending and my summer class starting, during which i still have work, and an art fair in one month: ooh im so sleepycoded im summermoding im a chillpilled relaxmaxxer :)