#chetposting

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FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON THE EVOLUTION OF CHET

Now to spend hours hyper analyzing his planner and thought process

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Chet too. Oughhhg

I’m not normal

He got rounder. I’m. Bfbfhhrrjhrrhjrhrhr

His fuller cheeks. His tummy. The heavier build?? RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGG

Does human Johnny have the slutty waist

(Also I just realized Johnny is wearing 3 layers of clothes like isn’t he burning alive)

Johnny is in general, a slut. So absolutely

I love that he got middle aged and fat in maw, that is peak character design

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Real talk why’s his mouth got the texture of a freshly shaven pussy.

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Ehehehe

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Bites him

Me when I see your Chet

FUHCHCUGCGXGUGCIHDGJHGGHH GRRRRARGHHFDG!!!

HHIHUHJDGHSIJJE HERE HAVE IT

THE FUCKING CAT GIF I CAN'T JJBFBWVRBQ

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Human Chet! Because there’s almost no humanizations that get him right.

Seriously how do you look at him and think he’s a twink. And I hate ppl drawing him conventionally attractive like no that’s NOT my Chet! He’s supposed to be ugly!

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Random ROR headcanons

Reggie Jacobs:

-I don’t care that she’s canonically a man. She’s a butch to me. And she kisses girls.

-She’s semi nonverbal, preferring to either be silent or make growling/grunting sounds. But in random situations she’ll casually start talking until she doesn’t feel like it anymore.

-According to her MU card, she has a low IQ (30 to be exact), which makes me wonder how she got into ROR. Maybe Johnny was impressed by her wild nature and let her in and is slightly intimidated by her so he’s avoiding confrontation. Thats just a theory.

-Now here comes the personal headcanons.

-Due to her lack of emotional control, lack of communication, and poor school performance in her childhood, her parents tried to get her help (more so because they didn’t want to be known as the family with an unstable kid), but the adults in her life. Basically it didn’t work. And Reggie hated how everyone in her school was either scared of her or hated her.

-So eventually she stopped trying. She decided to become the bully everyone thought she was. Because what’s the point in trying to prove you’re not a bad person when everyone has already decided you’re hopeless?

-She thinks she’s better like this. In control. Free. And she’s pretty much stopped caring about what everybody else thinks.

-Can, will, and has beat a bitch up.

-Arm wrestling champ at parties.

-Eats her food in one bite, plate and everything.

-Will go apeshit if she hears someone mocking her intelligence. It’s a sore spot for her.

-Has, on multiple occasions, gotten too excited at parties/events and ripped her shirt clean off.

-Her tail is sensitive.

Chip Goff:

-Seafood liker. He’ll eat that shit raw.

-Quarterback in the school football team.

-Yes, he smokes weed sometimes.

-Every single morning he lumbers down the stairs, yawning and stretching his arms, wearing nothing BUT his worn out boxers to make himself some cereal, mumbling a sleepy “Mornin’.” To his frat brothers, unaware that they’re all a bunch of fags.

-Probably the only mostly normal member.

-He can breathe fire, but he doesn’t show it off like some other fire-breathers. Sometimes he’ll use it to discreetly cook some snacks.

-He’s pan with no preference at all. A casual guy most of the time.

Chet Alexander:

-Swagless T boy time. (Somebody tell him to wash his binder)

-He has a problem with scratching at his legs, scarring them, picking at them.

-Ironically despite that, he still gets anxious when he has to do his T shot.

-(Human) He’s tried taping his chest a few times.

-(Human) He has ectrodactyly in his right hand, making it look like a crab claw.

-(Human) He wears the eye patch to cover his facial palsy.

-Johnny tried to fix his acne but it just keeps coming back, so he gave up.

-Autistic and gay. Probably has other illnesses too.

-The bed wetting thing is from stress. He’s learned to just take the teasing and insults.

-Getting hit by Johnny isn’t anything new to him. He thinks he deserves it for annoying him, or stepping out of line, or for running his mouth again… Just trying to justify Johnny in his head. Of course he has a breakdown in his room later but hey, he’ll wake up the next morning and forget about it.

-Severely bullied in school as a kid. Definitely the cause of him being so dependent on ROR and specifically Johnny. He knows he’s nobody without ROR. It’s all he has. Johnny is his HERO. He saved him from his pointless life, gave him a purpose, made him someone important. He owes him everything.

-And he was ignored by his parents.

-In ROR, Johnny picks and chooses who hears about what. Ironically enough, Chet is the one who gets to know the least.

-Chet’s room is surprisingly void of personality… It’s just a bunch of ROR stuff.

-He’s aware how pathetic he is, deep down, and that he’s a joke among his peers. He just pushes those thoughts away for most of the day.

That’s all for now. Bye

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Johnny when Chet is drunk at the party and on his third joke about krilling himself

Chet has four different emotions:

Yippee!!! :D

I’m really gonna do it this time

Head empty

Lust

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I love how Chet’s standing all the way on the other side of the table while Johnny is with Sulley.

Do you think Johnny was like “Fuck off Chet go stand in the corner while I get some”

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Chet… is real

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FearCo’s marketing if Johnny locked tf in

Inspo:

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Chet and his ugly children ❤️

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Who wants matching pfps

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Ohhh he stand on his tippy toes he be longgggg

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My first instinct after learning he exercises was to draw it