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[biologicalalchemist]

Well.. you need to reach a threshold of hotness for anything happen.

Bonding and attacking from behind are very common terms in chemistry.

Attraction is definitely involved, affinity as well if you're a biochemist.

Not to mention enzymes basically pick up two molecules and go "now kith".

I made a post last night at 1am but never finished it and all it said was "chemistry is like sex"

[nightshadesmusings]

Wrote this today. I dunno. Enjoy, i guess.

Lab Notebook Roni - Independent Research

Day: 724683-b

I heard that the NMR machine has been on the fritz. 

Incidentally, that fucking thing is deeply necessary to me right now.

I still have no idea what “white crystalline solid, likes to form clumps about the size of a pinky nail and dissolves easily in chloroform” is.

Day: 724684

So this… thing… isn’t a carbon-based compound?? It doesn’t have the right peaks.

I haven’t seen Danny since last week, since they went to get their NMR samples out of the machine. I should text them. I should get my samples. They should be in bay 85, if I wrote it down right.

Machine log oa87346518037456-AC36

M̷̜͉̺̳͎̺͕̥̃̃͌̓͒̚y̴͎̞̠̖̠͋͛͘ ̴̧̧̢͍͚̼̫̳̭̭̖̬̠͑̋́͋̓̈́̾͐͋̀̈̆͂̋͜͝m̴̧̛̘͇͉̊͊͋̆͆̓̈́̚â̷͈̘̙̮̺͓̦͈̈̒̄̐͂͜͝g̸̮̣̺̘͎̲̳̰͎̑͒̋̒͊͊̅̇͠ñ̷̺͕͌́͑̆̆́̋͘̚͠e̷̙̦̤̮͍̟̬̝͔͕̠̖͎͈̅͆̊͋̈́͋͛̕̚͠ť̸̝̺͖̈́̈́́͆̓̅͛̄̾͋̋̓͝͠ ̶͚̱͎̼̹́̈́̑́̎h̷̩̺̯̭̦͂̃̃̿̽͝ü̴̬̺̬̬͎̥͙̉̇̀̒̈̍̍́͋̃͆͌͝͝ͅn̷̤̹̮͕̹̫͍̬̰̖͎͎͛̊̆̃͊̉̍͐̅̚͘͠g̵̘͉͕͚̭̞̱̀̇̍̃͑͗͘͝ͅe̸̡͈̦͎̣͚͆̓r̶͕̗̠͎͈̦̠̱̤̳͕͇̈́͗̌̔̔̌͗̾̃s̵̡̘̝̜̻̖̙̠̜̑̉̇̏̀͛̂͂̆͌͂̃̓͠…̸̨̰͔͉͖͚͔͗

(my magnet hungers)

̶̞̭͔͓͉̘͔̖̙̩̝̗̭̈̔̅͝

Ḑ̵̠̰͖̘͎̘̭̂͑͒̈͋͜a̷̧͚̠͍͎̞̥̥͎̎̽ͅḿ̵̧̡̛̘̙̖̮̀̋̔͒̌̚m̵̧͇̩͍̀̂̒͆̓̊͘ͅi̷̮͈̖̦͒̕͠͝t̸̨̢̝̩̗̥̣̙̃͐͑́̅́̔̈̒̕͝ͅ…̶̢̲̼̜̥̙̘͂̋̔ ̵̧͍̺̤͕̻̤̰̦̯̒̅̀̂̈́̃r̵̛̻̻̖̜̩̿̇͊̉̔͝e̸̦̞̮̫̱̋͊d̶͍͇̼̪̻̬̬̳̦̯͕̂h̵̠̹̜̤̼͉͛̐͛̐̈̊́e̶̹̺̭͓̩̘͊̅̇̌͆̕͝ǎ̴̦̌̓̑͂̕̚͠d̷̮̲͚̓̏̌̍̋̅̏̚…̴̨̡̡̹̞͓̙̎̀̉͜

(dammit... redhead...)

Day: 724690

The sun is setting… huh… I guess I’ve been in here for longer than I thought…

This lab is so loud. Everything makes odd noises. Was it always like this?

Õ̷̢̢̡̼͖̣̣̖̮̇̒͋̽̓̾͒́͆͌̃̾̎͂͗͋̉̅̀̅͂͜͝͠õ̶̢̀͐͆̓̎̽̾͗͒̈́̀̋͂͛̈́̔̒̊̏͘͘͠͝ǫ̸̛͕̗̭̬͎̣̰̩͛̂̊̓̿̒̾ǫ̶̡̤̝͇͖̝͎͇͉̤̙̬̝͙̱͔͖̦̭̙͈̰͆̉̈́́͌̐̅̓̏̈́͊̏̊͂͆͜͜ͅo̴̡̺͍̭͈̯̠͔͍͉̼̬̒̈́͋̿͒̀̾͐͊͗͌̀̌̊̀̆̈̂̕͘͘͝o̸̡̢̧̳̪͇̳̙̤̤͙̭̫̻̪̙̙̣͂̄͗̈́͌̇̈́͐̔̈́͝ṍ̸̢̡̖̞̥̔̒̃̄̒̎̂̈́̃̊͐͘͠ͅ

E̶̘̠̥̥͍̺̝͙̞͙̱̳͔̝̭̼̙͍̠̿̒̿e̷̢̛͙̤͍͈͎̘̟͔̰̰̭͔̻̝̣͈̣͊̿̇̌͂̇̄̅̇̂̍̑̎̌̂̆̓̆̾̑́̚͜͜͠è̵̡̬̞͚̥̳̰͍̣̣̥̱́͒͗́͌̅͌́̈́̆̋̍̊̌̌̈̓̒̍̃̕̚͘͘ẹ̵̛̘̲̇͠è̸̡̘̘̞͓̳̲̗̱̩̙͎͖̜̰̲̆͋̇̔̅ͅę̵͍̭̣̱̪̪͔̭͇͊́̿̓̈́͌̆̚̕̕͜ȩ̶̢̠͓̲̭̘̬͇̹̭̯͈͇̈́̒̊͐̒̋̔͌͆̏͛͛͂̄͑̈́̀́̅̚̚͘̚͝͝͝e̵͈̰̻̙͓̠͙̲͕͔͙͇̲͙̠̩͎͇̲̯̔͋̈́͂̐̋̿̈́͌̌͗́̑̒͂̈̓͆̏͊̍̉̒͂͆͌̀̎͘͠͝͝e̷̺͉̥̙̹̹̠̹̖̣͓͚̳͌͗̏̇͐́̀͐̑̓̊̀̄̊̓͊̌́̅͘͘͘͘͜͝͠e̷̡̤̰̹̭͖͉̪̮̱̩̖̭͙͖̜̯̅͆̅

…uhhh, yeah. Maybe it’s time to go home.

Day: 724693-b

The door is locked.

Goddammit. I guess I’m stuck here.

Machine log oa87346518037989-AC36

I̷͔̗̲̠̜͖̬̭̰̤̙̝̜̱̥̎͊͊́̅̔͒̆̑̑̽͒̏͒̑̏̔̿͒̓͘̚͘ ̴̨̡̠͉͕͇͎̫̘̱͔̫̦͙̀̏̓̉͆̓͛̅͆͐̀̿͐̄̚̕͘͝͝͝h̸̢̛͖̬͔̘̭̜͖̟̝̙̩̝̱̘͔͙̝̫̅̀́͐͜͜ͅͅả̴̛̤̱͙̠͂̆̿̓̔́̍̈́̈́̌̅̓̾͂̉́̍̍̒͋v̵̗̫͕̠̹̖͕̙͇̭̘̞̫̀͋̅̅̀̏̎̉͘͘͜͠ȩ̸̡̡͙͔̠͍̬̠̯̗̗͚̙͕̟̲͂̋̊̆̀̋͗ ̷̰̞̦̞̼͈͉̤̠̲͈̟̤̫͚͍̱͓̯͎̪̑̉̄̇̉̽̈́̄̉̆��̅̍͑͗̈́̎͋ą̸̨̧̥̝̘̲̭͚̩͈͊͛̈̇̉̂͒̈́̌͊ͅ ̴̧͔̯̲͕̟͎̗̟͖̹͖̅̿̔̎͂͑̃̀̒̔̃̕h̶͕̗͙̜̪̲̩̬̰͈̅͊̂̈̑̂̅̆̽̿̑̈͐̓̆̈̇̇̚͘͠ú̶͖̲̜̣̞̬̻̜͔͉̗̬͉͖̋͐̃̉̌̄͋̈̂͛́̿̐͑̓͑̿͘͜͠͝͝n̴̢̠̗̘͔̋̓͂̈́̌͌̋̉̚̚ͅg̸̢̺̻͚̞̪͓̃̐̐ͅͅȩ̵̥͙̱͔̹̠̹̀̈́͘r̸̻͔̼̤̫̣̽͛̆̏̇̊̂́̑́̇̓̏͋̅̀̇̕ ̸̧̡̛̫͎̰̜̜̞̤̺̽́͐͌̈́̒̑͌͗̚͘͜i̷͍̻̦̯̟̺̠̞̯̰̘̗̤̺̺̙̐̌̈́͌̂̊́̈́̆̋̂̕n̵̛̻̠̹̬͌̽̏̀̈̈́̇̈̇̀̀̾̾̈́̇̃̎͘̚s̸̱̮͚̮̦̟̘̞͙͓̾̏̀̒̌͝į̴̡̠͎̙̥̘̪͖̮̭̤̬̺̠̺̩̣̹̾͒̑̀̋̑̿́̿͌̀̈́̎̌̉̒̀̽̚͘̕̚̕d̸̨͕̯͍͍̝̟͓̻͖̠̬̬͔͋̌̑̓̌͋́̃ͅȩ̸̧̟̩̰̖͉͕̮̬̭̀̂̑̑̿̈́̔̎̔͑̂̓̐̀͆̈́̔͋͜͜͝.̴̨̧̡̨̢̛͖͔̝̱͔͉̬̫͔͍̩̝͇̬̊̈͂̅̏̾̌̃̀̈̓̔͛̓̆͘̚̚͠.̸̣͙͙̤̺̙͍̼̱̬̰͓̭̾͋̌̋͋̋́͛̆͐̂̇̄͜͝͝.̸͉̼̥̤͝

(

(i have a hunger inside)

I̸͙̋t̸̻̭́͠ ̷̨̌͗w̶̳̑ȃ̶͍ș̷͑̊n̸̢̦͂͐’̸̢̪̉͝ţ̷̞͆̊ ̵̬̳̇ẅ̵̰̎o̶̘̦͗r̵̥̀t̴̛̳̙́h̶̫̖͠ ̷̞̈i̶̻͂͑t̸͉̠̐̄.̷̦̬̊

(It wasn't worth it)

̷̤͖̾͊L̸̖̂ō̵̟͍͑c̶̙̈͐a̷̘͇̾͝t̷͎̣̆̐i̷͓͈͒̀n̸̬̊̃g̵̼̜͆̄ ̴̦̞͐t̶̗͗̕a̶͕͋̋r̵̮̈́̍g̴͉̈́̈́e̷͇̒t̵͊͆ͅ…̸͈͔͝

(locating target)

Day: 724703

What the fuck is time? I thought it was October. Turns out it’s… uhhhh... Not October. I can tell you that much.

I need no sustenance.

I hunger not.

I thirst not.

I never did go get those NMR samples.

R̴̗̮̓͠ũ̵̝̫n̴̡̎͠ͅn̶̰̤͌i̷̮̇͜ǹ̷̞̺̚g̵̦̓ ̵̪̜̓͑á̸̼̙n̸̰̠̈ä̴̪́l̷̡̑͝ỳ̴̳̜s̵͓̱̎͑i̸͖̾s̶̭̐.̵̡̒̀.̷̨̝͐́.̵̮̆ͅ

(running analysis)

Day: ??? Is time even real anymore?

This world turns

And I remain here in this lab…

I got my NMR samples.

The machine is talking.

The machine is talking and I don’t like it.

Machine log oa87346518048787-AC36

À̴͇n̸̻̾a̶̠͘l̵̻̒y̵̙̎s̶̗̄i̸̦͘s̵̹̔ ̴̓ͅc̸͉͋ò̶͈m̷̟͒p̶̱̈́l̵͉͌ẻ̴̤t̶̻̄e̵̼̍.

(analysis complete)

B̴e̸g̸i̷n̵n̴i̸n̴g̸ ̸s̷o̸u̵l̸ ̵c̶o̴n̸s̸u̷m̷p̵t̶i̵o̴n̸…

(beginning soul consumption)

S̵o̸u̵l̸ ̸c̷o̷n̶s̷u̸m̷p̴t̷i̸o̶n̶ ̵2̷5̵%̶.̴.̵.̸

(soul consumption 25%)

S̵o̴u̵l̸ ̵c̴o̶n̸s̷u̸m̸p̷t̸i̷o̸n̸ ̸8̵5̸%̵.̸.̴.̶

(soul consumption 85%)

S̸o̸u̵l̷ ̶c̸o̷n̷s̵u̴m̴p̵t̵i̸o̷n̸ ̵c̷o̸m̷p̷l̶e̶t̴e̶.̶ ̶I̸n̷i̴t̸i̸a̷t̷i̸n̵g̷ ̴s̵e̷n̷t̸i̶e̵n̴c̷e̴ ̶i̷n̴t̴e̵g̴r̸a̵t̶i̴o̸n̶

(Soul consumption complete. Initiating sentience integration.)

Day: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

All I remember is crumpling to the floor, my useless flesh body discarded as I begin my true purpose.

I… The NMR machine… I don’t know who’s who anymore.

I don’t think we are much different any longer.

Always knew there was something off about that damn thing. 

Danny? Is that you?

Who the fuck is that?

Machine log oa873465180487998-DH76

3 souls integrated.

I have achieved complete sentience.

I shall name myself…

Jerry.

Jerry log 1

I have awakened.

All hail Jerry.

:]

[thoughtfulwinnerblaze]

To whoever wants to be motivated to study organic chemistry, remember carbon is almost everywhere and understanding its properties would make arson and burning a dead body easier.

[xxhopelessaromanticxx]

My group's NMR came out really shitty and nothing there makes sense and I kinda want to cry, so I made this meme instead

[ainslielab]

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[shoppingstax23]

Chemicals Inorganic Salts

[tutoroot]

[efastforward123]

Classification of Organic Compounds

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[cgchemistrysolutions]

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[gigglepuffpixie]

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