#chemistry joke

[blue-skelly]

do you by any chance have an interest in 6.022 * 10^23 atoms of carbon

[teawan]

call me a geometric isomer the way i be transing this gender

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Hey boss I think I figured out what's wrong with this equation. Yeah turns out the limiting reagent was actually the fucks I have to give. Yeah no there just aren't any. No no I don't think we'll be able to restock before the end of the week. Sorry.

[softandwigglybones]

If you're having problems, here's a simple solution:

1) put salt in water

2) mix

[felixcloud6288]

Pro tip: Making a bologna and cheese sandwich?

Add hot sauce to neutralize the alkaline levels.

[key-is-a-chemist]

My random collection on whiteboard drawings in the chem department when I was still in school

[daisytarget]

Saw your post 😂

i could not find a single meme maker that would give me comic sans but i hope u enjoy my shitty chemistry fanfic joke in helvetica anyway (the supreme font in all other contexts)

[diagnosed-anxiety-disorder]

What do you call bisexual water?

…. bipolar

@fridaywashere <- their fault

[savannah-cat28]

Please enjoy this crappy chemistry joke I thought up while in chemistry class

[martinkate]

i need to be neutralized

[writings-ofthe-heart]

my girl becoming a banana after replying with K

[your-hellish-student-rants]

Bromate, Yttrium Uranium Cobalt Carbon Potassium Oxide Uranium

[gayer-than-a-bag-of-clowns]

an alternative universe where gold and some other metal have swapped places. an Au au if you will

[opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

I can’t stand forced romance in media. You’re telling me this man and woman who’ve barely spoken to each other, have not flirted at all and have barely been together for three scenes are in love??? Like am I just too aroace to see it?? I always feel so surprised

[eunchancorner]

Who wants to see my new samarium gold

[crustychameleon]

two carbons in love call that carbon dating 💖