#chemistry joke

[h-didanart]

Chemistry is fun

[willthezombieboy]

I think Mike is a combination of Gallium and Yttrium because he’s GaY

[yourliteralworstnightmare]

Iron man? More like

Female

[thecrazyalchemist]

So I've just installed the new attraction software update!

I'm

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

[earhartsease]

two polycules that are enantiomers of each other and one of them is toxic

[notclevr]

[teawan]

call me a geometric isomer the way i be transing this gender

[alillttn]

My favorite chemical ever is anhydrous sodium hypobromite pentahydrate. I wish I was was joking.

[allpplareequal]

~And I came down from the stars

~Hello, my name is hu-

(Highly volatile, self sustained chemical reaction consisting of hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and numerous trace elements)

[angeliferous]

"this looks like no laughing matter"

how it looks to me:

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Hey boss I think I figured out what's wrong with this equation. Yeah turns out the limiting reagent was actually the fucks I have to give. Yeah no there just aren't any. No no I don't think we'll be able to restock before the end of the week. Sorry.

[softandwigglybones]

If you're having problems, here's a simple solution:

1) put salt in water

2) mix

[felixcloud6288]

Pro tip: Making a bologna and cheese sandwich?

Add hot sauce to neutralize the alkaline levels.

[matt-w-blogging]

Breaking News: World-Class Soft Pretzel Maker Invents New Solution To Dip Pretzels In Before Baking

The baker is quoted as saying the usual baking-soda-and-water method was "too basic for [their] taste"

[daisytarget]

Saw your post 😂

i could not find a single meme maker that would give me comic sans but i hope u enjoy my shitty chemistry fanfic joke in helvetica anyway (the supreme font in all other contexts)

[ratt-fried-this-pasta]

What do you call bisexual water?

…. bipolar

@fridaywashere <- their fault