#chefboyardee

[coliemoongaming]

Don’t know if anyone of you guys have done this(you’ve probably have) but I’ve eaten so much Chef Boyardee with melted cheese in it these last several days that I’m surprised I’m not having problems 😂 it by itself is okay but with 🧀 melted into its 👨‍🍳’s 💋 ! I’ve been eating it with melted cheese for years! Do you guys eat it? And sorry for not being active a lot this year hopefully the rest of this year and next year will be better. Maybe I’ll even figure out how to stream? Who knows.

[blastkat]

My family is all on different schedules. There are days, we completely miss each other. On occasion, some of us forget to eat. Fortunately, we can have a hot, filling, quick meal anytime with @ChefBoyardeeOfficiaI A family favorite is beef ravioli in pasta sauce. It only takes 1 minute and 45 seconds in the microwave. You can dress it up or eat it plain. Best of all, I’m okay buying these in…

[tabletopbellhop]

Kielbasa Pasta using noodles I don't think I've seen since eating Chef Boyardee "Lasagna" as a kid. #Pasta #chefboyardee #lasagna #Noodles #FoodPorn https://www.instagram.com/p/ClcV3Rrvg_4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bluepoodle7]

#Youtube #ChefBoyardee #ConjoinedMonsterMascot #MonsterMascot

Thinking about this 1970s Chef Boyardee conjoined monster mascot and how much I want a plush or figure of it. I wish Chef Boyardee could reboot this design since it reminds me of Chalkzone.

Video isn't mine and link.

[jlf23tumble]

The only thoughts running through my head when I see Eras tour clips is GAY GAY GAY IM SO EFFING GAY. Honestly the amount of queer people in the Larry fandom who hate on Tswift and the other ladies associated with the guys are really missing out. One of the conundrums I have never understood about this fandom with so many queer women.

I feel so much of it boils down to how many people in the One Direction fandom aggressively hate women as an outward manifestation of their inner anxiety over what's realTM or not, but yeah, for real, if you want to gnash your teeth about a teenager being screwed over by labels/management, if you want to fret about beards and closeting, if you want to decipher the most straightforward (hey!) lyrics, if you want to dig for clues in easter eggs, she's living the parallel u right in front of ya (even did some amazing layering in her own doc)!

[newtkive]

shift shenanigans - s1 social media au

note: jus for fun ! may or may not do more parts.

warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes from richie sry

part two

liked by syd_adamu, marcus.brooks11 and 30 others

chefboyardee: my friends! i love my friends! the two on the right more than the left (i’m joking i promise) 😁😁😁😁

see all 8 comments

syd_adamu: brave of you to call him your friend y/n

↳ chefboyardee: boss man carmy save me

↳ syd_adamu: oh.. :///

marcus.brooks11: you did me so dirty, friend.

↳ chefboyardee: love you marcus you look spectacular

↳ marcus.brooks11: don’t start

richietheking: Where am I?

↳ chefboyardee: ya motha

liked by syd_adamu, chefboyardee and 10 others

richietheking: Getting sh$!t done.

see all 8 comments

marcus.brooks11: This is coolllddd.

↳ richietheking: You already know it man.

syd_adamu: this is actually crazy

carmyberzatto: can you show this on instagram? i think you should delete this.

↳ richietheking: Delete your life.

chefboyardee: come down to the beef for a number 6 the occy way 💯 the safest joint on the block 🤑💯we are 🔛🔝

↳ richietheking: Eyyy I know that’s right.

↳ carmyberzatto: please don’t advertise this.

WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩

[ 8:25 am ]

y/n:

bruh im about to lose it. heads up when you guys get to work.

marcus: that catering order is about to be crazy

DO NOT REPLY: These white boards are stressing me out.

syd: we know, probably giving you ptsd from not finishing high school

DO NOT REPLY: Fuck you I did finish it.

y/n: oh i gotta change ur contact name richie

richie poo: ????? What

y/n: it was ‘DO NOT REPLY’ lols

marcus: valid

syd: real

richie poo: What? Why?! That’s so rude

y/n: cuz you piss me off

and you kept blowing up my phone yesterday

richie poo: You weren’t answering, and we needed help at the cook out.

syd: the one where you poisoned everyone?

richie poo: Fuck off.

y/n: when i’m off work, i’m off work.

marcus: don’t let carmy hear that, y/n

y/n: don’t remind me

syd: he’s trying at least, go easy on him. he really has great ideas

richie poo: You mean you have great ideas in that little notebook

tina: Never trust a broad with a notebook.

syd: hey! i’m just being helpful

y/n: do you guys think my ig post will hurt carmys feelings

marcus: it would make me a little sad if i were him, but i don’t think he cares

y/n: great i’m gonna cry now

syd: i doubt he even saw it y/n it’s fine

richie poo: Check the work chat. Cousin is in a mood.

y/n: oh great

tina: Help us all.

syd: be nice you guys

WORK

[ 9:15 am ]

carmy: Everyone, we have huge catering orders tomorrow to prep for today. Please get here as soon as you can, the earlier you clock in the better. Additionally, please be careful what you post on social media. I don’t want people to get the wrong impression

y/n: yes chef 👨‍🍳

syd: ok sounds good

richie poo: Cool it, Cousin. What’s the issue with the social media

tina: I use FaceBook. That not allowed now??

carmy: Tina, you’re fine. I’m talking about those who post work things on public accounts

marcus: facebook is crazy

richie poo: I can’t go private

y/n: he needs the likes

richie poo: No I’m disabled from doing so. Not sure why

y/n: liar

richie poo: 😑I don’t like you

carmy: Then please don’t post pics of yourself posting up with a gun and an air horn outside of my shop anymore.

marcus: that pic was fire can’t lie

carmy: Well, it’s bad for business.

richie poo: Fine, whatever

y/n: carmy

carmy: What, Y/n?

y/n: is this because of my caption on my post i’m sorry i promise i wasn’t being for real

carmy: I don’t care Y/n.

y/n: is that code for ‘i care a lot and i’m crying in the office right now and that’s why the door is closed’

oh

syd: ? why the oh

y/n: he opened the door and yelled no 🤨 but i think i saw red eyes

carmy: Please get back to work and I’ll comp a meal for you later

y/n: OMG yes chef 😍

richie poo: Inappropriate emojis and you shouldn’t have to incentivize her to work

y/n: shut up acting like HR i’m gonna beat your ass

jealousy is ugly which is why you have that mug on your face

carmy: Stop

y/n: yes chef 👨‍🍳

i heard your giggle tho

richie poo: Again with the schizo episode

syd: you can’t say that richie

richie poo: Oh sorry

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

It's ChefboyarDEE. You know he hung, man.

[shocked-collar]

//humbly asking what chefboyardee you think my sona is 🙏

a humble little microwavable bowl of mac and cheese

[barrelmaker]

For dinner had cholula and room temp chefboyardee out of the can on my walk home. I’ve been overthinking food I think

[nerianasims]

Inspired by Max Miller's Tasting History video on it, I made Chef Boyardee original pasta sauce yesterday. (His niece's technically, but she said it was the family sauce so I'd guess it was his.)

It. Was. SO GOOD. I even left out the onions because my husband and I both dislike onions, and left out the mushrooms because I'm not fond of them in pasta sauce. Which means it was very few ingredients: 4 tbsp olive oil (I decreased from 6 since there were no onions to cook in it), one medium carrot diced, 1 lb ground beef, 2 big cans crushed tomatoes (I was not about to strain peeled ones, and I don't think there's a need anyway), salt, pepper, and fresh basil. No garlic, since it's based on northern rather than southern Italian cooking. We didn't miss it -- though we did have garlic bread on the side.

Here's the original recipe: https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/chefboyardee. My husband and I can both attest to it being very forgiving. I even accidentally burned the meat a little bit and it still turned out great. I want to make it again next week and not burn it. I do recommend using fresh basil if you possibly can. It adds a lot of flavor.

[tornparts]

i’m bout to leave the most authentic reblog ever bc a bish in tears TEARS I SAY. my bestie been telling me to come read this one and worth it it was every second i had to take breaks BC THINGS WERE BUSSING 😭🥴🤪💀 there’s no possible way to ever be rly mad at this man not when the gods themselves hand crafted him as an apology to mankind. my brain is empty fr— he stayed the night and also reassured too my hearts in fucking shambles bro nah just broke me fr. not only CAN HE LAY PIPE LIKE THAT. but he’s also SWEET AND DOES AFTER CARE WHERE DO I SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE. okay i need to head out bc i have 2 other parts to read and let’s just say ima get funky and cracked in these reviews this is beyond good soup this is astronomical chefboyardee of the galaxyee. IF HE CALL HER SPARKLES ONE MORE TIME IMA RIOT LET ME GO KENEJENSJDBWJJQANSJ

Leave the Door Open | JJK

PART ONE | PART TWO | PART THREE

Pairing: neighbor!Jungkook x reader

Genre: smut, a dash of fluff, humor

AU: Strangers to lovers. Or Strangers to fwb? Up to you.

Wordcount: 7,367. oops

Summary: Based off this request. Your neighbor loves to sing karaoke in the middle of the night. You finally get fed up and confront him about it. Except when he opens the door, you realize you’re screwed. He’s gorgeous. 

Warnings: Language. All the warnings are smut warnings.

Smut warnings: Explicit sex. Protected sex. Light choking/breath play. Pet names (Sparkles and baby) 69ing oral (both receiving). Light anal play/rim job. Spanking. Biting. Bulge kink. technically cum eating at the end? multiple orgasms. He makes her cry it feels so good.  I feel like I’m missing something else. This is just porn with a very baseline plot

Rating: M / 18+

AN: How did we get here you ask? Well @here2bbtstrash made a request and I was just clocking off work and decided “yes. I wish to suffer. I have an idea” and spent the next 24 hours writing porn. Literally a day after posting my first smut. This is for M, but I hope you all enjoy. And as usual, thank you to the oh so beautiful @jjkeverlast for beta-reading for me. and @chryblossomjjk​ for enabling me with some of these kinks. 🥵 Banner and Divider made by the beautiful @classicseffects​​

and as usual, please leave feedback. Either with a reblog or send me an ask. It’s greatly appreciated. 💜

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It’s been a long day. You had three sets of parents chew you out about the store you work at being out of stock of a specific item. No matter how many times you calmly tell them you have no control over the store’s inventory because you are just an associate, a cashier that never works the floor and couldn’t even begin to tell you where to locate said items. Not your department, not your problem. If your managers really wanted it to be your problem, they should pay you more. But they don’t, and instead schedule you at ridiculous hours and expect the world from you in return. 

It’s finally 9PM which means you get to clock out and bolt home. You’re already planning the instant ramen pack and what to add with it from the convenience door next to your apartment building as you walk out the doors of hell. You want the spicy one. Should mix in an egg or something to bring the spice down a little bit, though. Maybe a bottle of soju as a treat? And absolutely some snacks and it’d be a crime not to get ice cream. 

The whole bus ride home all you can think about is making the food, settling on the couch and watching the most recent kdrama and judging the couple’s miscommunication issues. Maybe a nice bath too. Oh that’d be nice. You’d light some candles, bring the soju in with you, and just stay in the tub with a nice bath bomb. You pray your neighbor isn’t home so you can have some silence. 

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[arthropoid]

cmooon chefboyardee cool faster so i can hold things without dropping them randomly

[its-bob-we-had-a-baby-its-a-boy]

Anyone else been craving uncooked chefboyardee since that last of us episode?

[bluepoodle7]

#ChefBoyardee #ChefBoyardeeRavioliInTomatoAndMeatSauceMiniMicrowaveableCup #ChefBoyardeeReview

This is part 2 of the Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli In Tomato & Meat Sauce In Mini Microwaveable Cup and these are the rest of the images.

Part 1

#ChefBoyardee #ChefBoyardeeRavioliInTomatoAndMeatSauceMiniMicrowaveableCup #ChefBoyardeeReview I tried the Chef Boyardee Beef... – @bluepoodle7 on Tumblr

[letsbenditlikebennett]

[pm] Bezos. From Biology. The kid I babysat once who tried to put mayo in my hair. I ain't ever met a Jeff that doesn't suck.

Yeah, he mentioned that. He knows what I am, too. He helped Andy when she He doesn't need more rum, he needs a shower and some cans of Chefboyardee. Really the shower thing though. I'm pretty sure having a shifter on staff when you smell like that is an OSHA violation.

Depends on the argument. [...] I guess with another werewolf it's kind of draining. But it's not just her life she blows up by ignoring it, ya know? I mean... ignoring it will actually ruin her life and I don't want her life ruined even if she's annoying. But like, also don't want her to eat random people?

Yeah, I don't really do great in small spaces to begin with. Maybe the hindsight should have been more foresight, but I was scared I think.

I [...] can't even argue that one. I wear a lot of perfume. Shopping would be nice. Can we get those soft pretzels that always make the whole mall smell like cinnamon? I know they're silly, but they always smell great. I'm good with some fashion lessons... just no dresses. Skirts can be negotiated if the top isn't too frilly. I am also opposed to women's clothing that sews the pockets shut on principal. Like why would you give me a pocket and then gatekeep it?

We do, yeah! The cabin wasn't hit. I wish she would come stay I know she has to protect her cave because that's part of her but I'm scared.

I [...] don't think it would have. We were pretty high. I do think we probably would have dyed someone else's pool pink.

[pm] Jeff, huh?

We worked together a few months ago. Saved his life, he saved mine. That kinda thing. He also knows what I am. I think he hates being compensated in things that can't be traded for a bottle of good rum. Or bad rum, considering the use of 5 in 1.

I used to think arguing is fun. It's mostly draining. Some people just won't listen to what you have to say, even if you're right.

Perhaps. I would agree that the thought of being forced to stay confined when I'm turned... that just seems awful.

Ah, well that definitely explains the smell. I'll have to take you shopping for clothes. No offense but hunters aren't the most fashionable and you need to be taught a few things.

That's good to hear. Ah? Do you two have a place to stay though? Somehow, I believe that even without that something weird and supernatural, it would have happened anyway.

Rhett? No. We're not dating, he's a friend.

[newtkive]

shift shenanigans - social media au (pt. 2)

note: yes there’s the main work chat w carmy, the secret coworker chat w/o carmy, and the secret secret bestie chat w syd, marcus, and yourself. it would be canon.

warnings: crude humor, slightly offensive jokes

part one

liked by carmyberzatto, marcus.brooks11 and 40 others

chefboyardee: life lately

see all 9 comments

syd_adamu: that pho was life changing

↳ chefboyardee: i think it was the best i’ve ever had

marcus.brooks11: feet off the table @syd_adamu

↳ chefboyardee: leave my girl alone

↳ richietheking: I knew you guys were lez

↳ syd_adamu: we aren’t and you can’t say that

↳ chefboyardee: oh.. we aren’t? ☹️😔

↳ syd_adamu: 😑

carmyberzatto: 🍲🔥

THE GOLDEN TRIO

[ 7:45 AM ]

y/n: did you see

did you see

did

you

see

ogmgokggkowkfofsk

syd: pardon??

what did richie do oh my god

did he post another picture of him with the gun from that one day

fuckkkk carmys gonna be so mad

marcus: nope i wish

y/n: he commented on my post 😭😭😭😭

syd: who

marcus: think about it

who else would cause this reaction

y/n: carmy!!!!!!!

i woke up to him commenting 🍲🔥 😍😍😍😍

syd: woah and the heart eyes?

y/n: no that’s my addition

syd: the bar is in hell

HES YOUR BOSS

y/n: AND I WANT HIS BABIES??

marcus: y’all so hype to be pregnant THEN BOOOMMM ‼️ THE BABY’S UGLY AND BALD WITH ECZEMA 😩🤨

syd: LMFAOOOOO WHOS YALL THO????

y/n: bye im done

im leaving for work.

don’t talk to me ever again

done.

marcus: bye 👋

why do you leave so early fool

syd: so she can be teachers pet

marcus: smh always there before everyone

y/n: not true.

syd: i thought you weren’t talking to us

y/n: 😒

marcus: want me to bring y’all an iced latte again

y/n: …. 😁

WORK

[ 8:15 AM ]

y/n: AYOOOO

great job cleaning up after work yesterday 😊👍

richie: Is this a joke?

y/n: why would i joke about such a thing

carmy: Y/n what are you doing

y/n: u said to tell everyone their housekeeping is shitty

carmy: No I said I was going to tell them that, and you said no I’ll do it

This is not what I meant

y/n: well you yell too much

marcus: ouch

that’s my station 😔

carmy: Well clean it better

y/n: im using reverse psychology and positive reinforcement

carmy: Not what that means

y/n: well notice how no one’s mad at me

im making alliances day by day

richie: You’ve worked here for two years and we are already friends

y/n: so you’re saying you aren’t my ally

richie: No

We are definitley in an alliance

y/n: love u richie

richie: Don’t go that far

chefboyardee’s instagram stories

WE HAVE THE BEEF 🥩

[ 3:25 PM ]

y/n:

he so fine im bouta cermmmmm

syd: …..

marcus: :O

y/n: why are you acting shocked

like i haven’t said this daily

tina: Woah girl who?

y/n: HUH

richie: I’m not in the picture I don’t get it

syd: let’s just keep working before carmy notices

tina: I don’t care I’m on smoke break. Who are you talking about girl? Spill the tea..

marcus: she was talking about me you guys

y/n: the guy in the back

oh i mean yeah marcus

tina: The meat delivery guy? He has a wife..

y/n: we are having an affair

marcus: no it’s about me

richie: I didn’t know Marcus and Y/n were a thing..

tina: Something ain’t right. No way they are.

marcus: we aren’t it’s just our sense of humor

y/n: i was just being funny!

tina: What did Jeff just yell inside?

syd: came out of the office and said “just cuz we’re slow doesn’t mean you can play on your phones” 👍💯

tina: Whatever. No chance Y/n meant Marcus. You got the hots for Jeffrey?

y/n: what no

tina: Well I wouldn’t blame you. He’s cute

y/n: OMG RIGHTTTTTTT

its the tattoos isn’t it

richie: You have to be fucking joking

tina: I was playing..

y/n: im confused

syd: that was cruel

marcus: who cares it’s not a big deal

y/n: so you don’t think he’s cute tina?? ☹️☹️

tina: No he is cute… for you 😝

y/n: this is humiliating

richie: I’ll tell him

y/n: NO

stop

sSTOP THATS NOT FUNNY

richie im not joking i’ll put a bomb in your floorboards

richie: I’m just fucking with you kid

tina: This isn’t over.

THE GOLDEN TRIO:

[ 3:40 PM ]

syd: y/n….

marcus: you look like a ghost y/n

y/n: i cannot believe i sent that to the wrong gc

i’m done im so done

marcus: stop looking so sad it’s making me feel bad

syd: it’s okay! just be thankful it wasn’t to the work groupchat with him in it..

marcus: true it could be worse

y/n: i guess so

thank you for trying to cover for me marcus

marcus: anytime you know i got you

syd: let’s get back to work before we start looking obvious