#cheezy boyfriends

[weewoow-20706030]

I need TimBerKon but it's just Tim trying to set up his boyfriends with each other.

[doctorjackdaw]

YOU CAPTURED THEM PERFECTLY!! ☢☢☢☢

An art trade with @doctorjackdaw !! I got to do his amazing characters Frazer and Moore!

With being so radioactive, I imagine it can cause quite the stomachache.. Luckily he has them there

[bad268]

hope you’re having a great dayy :)) wondering if you could do one for paul aron in a situation like sleepy back hugs when the other person is busy whipping up breakfast in the kitchen, catching them by surprise smth like that? just fluff cause I rarely see stuff for paul 😢 tysm!!

Morning Surprises (Paul Aron X Reader)

Fandom: RPF/Formula 2/3

Requested: Clearly (thank you for being patient and tbh i was 🤏 this close to changing it to Ralf. idk why but I'm on my Ralf arc rn, I'm gonna start writing for Ralf so send it in <3)

Warnings: shirtless Paul (need I say more?)

Pronouns: You/your

W.C. 1101

Summary: Sleepy hugs in the morning. What's not to like?

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(@/Paul's insta from February 23, 2023)

It was too early to function, in your opinion. Half seven in the morning may seem late to people like your race car driver boyfriend, Paul, but to you, it was too damn early to function. Rolling over in bed to hide in Paul’s side, you notice he’s not there. In fact, he had not been there for a while since his side was completely cold.

You groaned as you got out of the warm blankets and found one of Paul’s many sweatshirts lying around before throwing it on. You walk out of your room and are met with a familiar smell, but you can’t tell exactly what it is in your drowsy state.

You walk into the kitchen and see Paul standing over the stove. He was wearing grey sweatpants and no shirt as he was making what looked like a burnt egg. You held your breath as you crept up behind him before snaking your arms around his waist quickly, causing him to quickly look back at you leaning against his back.

“Are you trying to kill me?” You mumbled as you laid your head on his shoulder, already planning to fall back asleep. “That looks burnt. I don’t think Gigi would approve.”

“I tried, okay?” He chuckled as he dumped the burnt eggs into the trash and began a new omelet. Once it started cooking, he took one hand off the skillet (skrittle) to rest it against your arm. “Are you falling asleep again? Or have you died?”

“I mean my heart is still beating. Only for you of course,” You joked halfheartedly, leaning back on his shoulder to look up at him. “I was planning on going back to sleep. You’re just too comfy, but I don’t want to leave you alone and risk burning the apartment down.”

“You’re so cheezy, I love you,” He teased, leaning over to press a small kiss to your forehead. He turned his attention back to the omelet just in time to flip it are the right time, and it landed back in the pan perfectly. 

“You’re so domestic. I love you,” You joked back, pulling away to make you both cups of coffee/tea and set them at the table. “So what’s the plan for today?”

“As far as I know, we have nothing planned,” he replied, dishing up the omelet he made to share with you as he also grabbed some fruits he had cut up earlier before sitting next to you at the table. “We can do whatever you want.”

“That’s a slippery slope, Aron. Don’t give me that much power.”

~~

That night, Paul was pulled into a last minute mandatory call with Toto Wolff and Mercedes about who knows what at this point. You took it upon yourself to make dinner, one of Paul’s favorites. He was pacing around in the living room as you busied yourself in the kitchen.

You were just pulling it out of the oven when he ended the call, and you just set it down when he wrapped his arms around your waist, lifting you up. He spun you around in a few circles, causing you both to laugh before he placed you back on your feet as you turned in his arms.

“I assume it was a good call?” You asked, wrapping your arms around his neck as you both made eye contact. His only response was to pull you close and kiss you hard, leaving no room between you. Despite not wanting to pull away, he pulled back with a huge smile on his lips. “Wow, that good, huh?”

“Guess who has a seat in F2 next season!” He exclaimed, tightening his hold on your waist as he bounced back and forth on his heels, unable to stand still.

“Hmm, let me guess. Dino?” You teased, causing his face to fall in mock offense as he froze entirely. You laughed at his expression before going back on your word, “No. Definitely not. I’m pretty sure it has to be Zak!”

He gaped at your exclamation as he rolled his eyes, “No. You’ve got one last guess.”

“Oh, one last guess? I better guess…” you hesitated in mock joking again to get a raise out of him, “Ralf?”

“Oh, you’re just fucking with me!” He shouted, pulling you in for a bone crushing hug again, swinging you around once again. “It’s me! I’m getting a seat!”

“I couldn’t tell!” You laughed as you tightened your hold on his shoulders. He set you down with a sharp glare as you smiled back at him. “I’m kidding. I figured as much. That’s why I made your favorite food.”

~~

It was too early to function, in your opinion, but you would not dare to oversleep on a day like today. Today was Paul’s first day in Formula 2, and you wanted to surprise him with breakfast in bed.

You carefully crawled out of bed, struggling to release Paul’s arms from your torso, and snuck out of the room. You made it to the kitchen where Ralf was making oatmeal or something already. 

“How did you get in here?” You whisper shouted as you walked toward Ralf. “I was going to make him breakfast in bed. You ruined my surprise, Ralf!”

“I have a key, did you forget?” Ralf chuckled as he set two bowls in front of you. “You can take it to him. I’ll hide out here and make the protein shakes.” 

“Let me check on him first. I’ll bring him out here,” You responded, turning around and heading back into your shared room to find Paul not in the bed. You looked around and saw the light in the bathroom on as well as the sound of the shower turning off. You gave him a couple of seconds before walking in, seeing him with a towel around his waist as he ran his hand threw his blond locks. You walked up behind him as he finished pulling on his boxers and jeans, wrapping your arms around him as he did so. “You’ll never guess who broke into the apartment.”

“Gigi or Ralf? My money’s on Ralf,” he laughed, leaning back into your embrace.

“Ding ding ding, we have a winner!” You replied in mock enthusiasm, jumping up to place a kiss on his cheek, immediately feeling the roughness. You pulled back quickly and made a face at Paut through the mirror, “Dang, you need to shave. I’m going to eat the food Ralf made!”

With that, you left him to finish up in the bathroom as you got started with your day.

~~~~~

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[satoruhour]

OK but gojo would overuse cheezy lines because it makes reader laugh and roll her eyes, I can see him being so cheesy it hurts

a/n: DARLA U R FEEDING THE INSANITY I HAVE IN REGARDS TO GOJO !!!!!! this is so cutee ty for requesting !!!

yes very correct!!! he likes to find jokes in EVERYTHING i swear he’s so smart relating them to mochi or farts

“did you fart? cause you blew me away.” like…. that is not a romantic pick up line gojo…

hes not ashamed to say how he picked you up with a joke back in high school and all you did was roll your eyes (because he is was pretty annoying to you back then) and walk away

he had even bought your favourite drink to confess but all you did was roll your eyes and walk off… immediately flipping open your phone to text utahime and shoko in a group chat of the three of you

poor dude 😭😭

but you started to fall for him — you’re not too sure how and when, but you’re actually the one who used a lame pick up line to start the rs and not him!!

you were tempted to use his but you thought of something you knew he’d like and you’re almost mumbling it (gojo hears it the first time, like doesn’t he have six eyes? not six ears? smh)

he asks u to repeat it (“i like you very mochi…”) and he’s soooo annoying about it but ceases your misery with a big hug

continues to use it throughout your relationship - has SO many from the top of his head it’s quite a feat ngl

a little more into your relationship he teases you about love @ first sight — “do you believe in it? or should i walk past again?”

you almost slap him with your drink

when you’re going shopping for new clothes for megumi and tsumiki he points to his shirt

“know what this is made of?”

you deadpan, “what.” and the giggles are almost so difficult to hold back on gojo’s end.

“it’s boyfriend material.”

“satoru. you ARE my boyfriend.”

HES SO GOOFY I SWEARRR and he screams excitedly and does jazz hands and says “really?” with a cute, fairly punchable face 😭😭

that was the first time it really sunk in gojo was ur bf cause u bagged the strongest sorcerer? insanity. it made you smile a little, you cant lie

another time you’re teaching history to megumi as part as one of his middle school classes, and gojo shouts from the kitchen

“im studying to become a historian.”

and you almost spit out your drink cause what the fuck was he saying??? wasn’t he 25 and a super popular sorcerer

megumi says “oh no” and you think you know what’s coming. gojo finishes it

“i’m especially interested in finding a date.”

“oh COME ON.” and megumi leaves PLEASEKRNF hes so funny, “come teach me when you two stop flirting” 💀

safe to say megumi failed his history test

he plants these little things a lot, that soon you get accustomed to it or even answer it for him and he’s like whining

“you’re so sweet, baby,” and you know there’s a catch to everything he says

“yeah cause i give you a toothache, right”

“BABEEEEE ….” he attempts to give you the silent treatment for one hour. he lasts five minutes

you think it has something to do with age, maybe, cause the longer you’re with gojo the longer you find yourself liking the stupid lame pick-up lines he uses

like sure rolling eyes and giving him the finger is fun but they make your heart flutter at times and you find that you can’t stifle a smile that well around gojo anymore lolol

one day gojo broke the door off the hinges, honestly you dont know how either, so you head to IKEA

“your eyes are like IKEA, i could get lost in them for hours.” and you’re shoving him with a loud laugh, not really rolling your eyes.

he bombards you with lines as you act as suburban couples in the showrooms, he says something about meatballs and then you two really get lost

shrek movie night: “call me shrek cause i’m head ogre heels are you”

and you’re sputtering pizza all over the living room as you laugh, giving your own line that has you two forgetting about the movie. megumi rolls his eyes and smiles when he sees you two having fun :)

gojo likes your laugh, he likes to make u laugh, and he has a thousand and one more pick up lines to use on you

that night he uses “you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line” and you gush, pushing him away with a shy smile and everything. he kisses you and whispers “i mean it.”

just know you’re fated to this stupid goofy man and his stupid pick up lines for the rest of your life <3

[haruhar-u]

“The Moon proposed to the Sun”

Silver x G/n reader (romantic, fluff)

CWS: kissing

A/N: the last reupload from my old account with edits (that I forgot to upload from November when the accidental deactivation happened)

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･**･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'･

The crisp autumn air of the forest felt cool against your skin and the leaves of the trees were spectacular shades of orange and yellow and the fallen ones crunched beneath your feet. You quite enjoyed meeting up with Silver’s woodland creature friends but there was something odd about them this particular day. The creatures were quite fixed on following the silver haired knight. Some carried flowers. You notice him try to dismiss them before you could notice, turning as pink as a flamingo. 

Eventually as the sun set and the sky was a puddle of yellows oranges and pinks, your walk led the two of you to a flower-filled clearing with a willow tree in the middle of it and you felt one of the deer nudge you and Silver under the tree. 

“Fine…” you heard him mutter. And before you could question it, he tucked a flower that one of the animals gave him behind his ear, yet he glanced shyly at the ground “-Name-, Father has been telling me to say this for a while now but, ever since you tried to teach me how to smile that fateful day; I think I may have developed feelings for you.” 

You feel your cheeks flush as he tells you that. You also had feelings for him, yet you were too shy to say it. You didn’t think he felt the same. As if the world only belonged to the two of you, you leaned in for a kiss which he returned, his lips felt soft as they brushed against yours;  you pulled him closer to your own body. That was the first and best kiss in your life. As you break the kiss, you see the biggest smile you’ve ever seen on your boyfriend’s face, you couldn’t help but smile back at him, with your arms wrapped around his hips. Today, the moon proposed to the sun and the sun said yes

Using the same tag list from my ceo novel since I realized my tag list is flawed (please dm me if you wish to be added or removed): @edith-is-a-cat @the-banana-0verlord @angelhairpastawithherbs @v-anrouge @twistwonderlanddevotee @ferris-the-wheel @twst-om-lover @xen-blank @cheezy-moon @whspermy-name @krenenbaker

[dappersautismcreature]

Hey qblr,

You guys made my 2023 unfathomably better, it cant be calculated where id be if not for this place and this community. Not to get sad but a little over a year ago now, on January 17th, my friend and roommate in college got hit by a car and killed, along with their dog. it was sudden and horrible and i was very quickly super depressed. But soon, the qsmp came along, and you guys did too. Having a community that was consistent, fun, and kind, was exactly what i needed. I won’t go into detail about my mental health this year but lets just say it was bad, but again, having this community to wake up to made everything ok.

I’ve been in the greater mcyt community on tumblr since 2021 but qsmp was when i really started liveblogging and making friends.

Thank you all for actually enjoying my rambles about politics and media, and video essays and qbad and the federation etc etc. Shaking hands with my soulfire comrades, and my starhalo and maxhalo lovers. 

Dont kill me if i forget people i swear i think about every single one of my mutuals every night before i go to sleep (/j)

@skullhalo i have to start with you lim, one of the first mutuals i ever talked to and you have been constantly kind to me, I’m so glad we’re mutuals. Also dude you need to draw more O__o ur art is amazing. See you on qblrsmp >:DD (which you helped create which is so so cool seriously)

@murky-tannin long time no see! I swear i havent been able to see your posts in a long time for some reason. But i miss talking shit with you and you are also one of my oldest mutuals. Thanks for getting me to watch madoka magica lmaoo

@disfrutalakia another one of my oldest mutuals in this fandom, i think you are so cool dude. Loved how you spearheaded the bus ride into purgatory and your constant ideas and creativity! We need to hang out on qblrsmp more

@starry-bugs dude i was so excited when you followed me back you’ve always had such cool posts and i love interacting with you! Based as hell, jaiden poster, 10/10

@constella have to include my oldest mcyt mutual, we’ve been following eachother since the eternalduo trenches lmaoo. i love your foolish posting and being a consistent guy on my dash. Also your art slaps, do more of that pleeease 🥺

@tubborucho and @terezicaptor thank you for being my tubbling informants and making me see how similar we are in terms of mains. You guys were consistently kind, funny, and amazing. I was rooting for your little guy and his egg and his boyfriend.

And , @daddyboyhalo, @flygonydoo, @belovedstilldear, @cheezy-posts, @steelstreqq,

@fitmc , @globiceps , @cellgatinbo

all of you are my family on the qblrsmp and i love love love hanging out with you all. its been a wild month already and you guys are so nice to me. im looking forward to when the server starts back up and where itll take me this summer. <3 rosas

and of course @kingshadows1001 and @rib0mbees and @sinning-moon and bixx, thanks for being my minecraft parents!!

[poguelife4life]

His and hers.

A/n: Robin is going on a ‘date’ with kitten but it’s only due to the fact that he wants to save his city. Robin and reader have been going out for a month. After the gangs defeats a bad guy they celebrate with pizza and truth or dare. Also there’s some Robin and reader cheezy love stuff. Warning: jealous reader, fluff/angst. /not proof read/ Cheezy clich��s, and other stuff.

Today was the worst day of robins life. Robin had been forced into taking a teen named ‘kitten’ to her prom and he was not pleased.

“Robin! No! Absolutely not!” His girlfriend yelled at him. “I have to!” He yelled back starting to feel bad. “Who does she think she is?! Robin this is a stupid idea.” She replied in a slightly politer tone. “Babe, I know you’re not keen on this but you have to trust me I don’t want to do this anymore than you don’t want me to, but it’s the city.” He replied placing a hand on her shoulder. “Do you trust me?” He asks looking at her. “Of course!” She replied pulling him into a hug. “I-“ he started but stopped himself. “What?” She asked politely. “Oh- uh. Nothing. anything more than dancing and I’m shooting my own foot.”

later that night Robin arrived. He must admit this was a nice venue. “Really hoping she doesn’t show.” He said tugging at his shirt. Soon enough he felt a light tap on his right shoulder. He cringed slightly as he turned around until he saw… “(y/n)?” “Hi. You forgot something.” She said putting a flower on his tux. “You look beautiful. You’re definitely going to help me get through this horrible night.” He laughed slightly. “Robin?” She asked “yes?” He replied, “that’s the first time in quite awhile that I heard you genuinely laugh.” She said giving him a quick hug before kitten came around in her pastel pink convertible. “OH ROBIE POO!” She yelled showing him of like a trophy. He was (y/n)’s trophy.

“here we go.” She replied sarcastically. Before pouring herself a drink.

later that evening Robin and kittens ex boyfriend fang started fighting. “You guys make one ugly couple.” Robin said flatly grabbing (y/n)’s waist.

Once the actual fight began she went to go pour another drink. “Awww they’re fighting over me!” Kitten said in her high pitched voice. “They ARENT FIGHTING OVER YOU!” (Y/n) said ruining kittens dress. Once (y/n) beat up kitten and the police showed up she decided that was enough crime fighting for one night. “Robin?” (Y/n) said smiling. “Yeah?” He replied. “Good job tonight.” She said kissing him on the cheek.

Back at the tower they decided to celebrate with pizza. “Robin we should tell the others about us. It feels wrong for them not to know about me and you.” She said grabbing a slice. “Yeah maybe.” He whispered back. “LETS PLAY THE TRUTHS OR THE DARES!” Starfire squealed excitedly. “Sure” Cy answered. “Beast boy truth or dare?” Star asked. “Dare!” He replied. “Turn into a beluga whale! I just learned about them!” She answered happily, Beast boy obliged. “Ok who is next? Oh I know! Mr grouchy himself! Rooobinnn!” Beast boy yelled like a show host. “Alright I pick truth.” He replied flatly. “Oh ok! Are you in love with anyone? Is a big unknown question.” He replied. “Yes I am.” He responded. “Who?!” They all shouted. “I already answered my question. Any who (Y/n) truth or dare?” Robin said smiling. “Oh uh… dare?” She laughed. “Ok then I dare you to kiss me” he said boldly. “No probl-“ she started before getting interrupted by robins lips. “What the HELL?!” Beast boy yelled. “Surprise” Robin replied “we’re dating!” (Y/n) replied brightly.

After the other titans went to bed Robin and (Y/n) decided to go on the roof of titans tower. “It’s beautiful.” She said looking down on the city lights. “It is isn’t it, that why I had to go on that dumb date.. thing. I couldn’t let this go away it’s all us Titans have left.” He replied while admiring the city below them. “It’s ok. I understand there’s no need to explain yourself, I get it” she said softly smiling at him. “Thank you so much for the last month.” He said. As the couple sat in calm silence they had begun to move closer together until (y/n)’s head was on his shoulder. “Hey uh- there’s been something I wanted to tell you.” He said nervously, which freaked her out because he never acted this way. As she lifted her head of his shoulder Robin pulled her into a hug. “What I’ve been trying to say is that I’m so happy you agreed to go out with me last month and I’m glad you care about me. when we are apart I feel sick. What I’m saying is… I love you.” He said separating so he could see her face. He pulled her in for the first kiss they had ever actually shared. She looked at him. “Robin I- I love you too.”

A/n: THANK YOU!!!AHHHH FIRST SMALL FIC!!!! Pls leave a comment or like!!!!

[dorothy-rainbird]

Part 4

Also before we start i'd like to warn you that things get suggestive but no honking donking takes place. I physically cannot write the hooga booga.

Idk how to write suggestive stuff so if you die of cringe then it's not my fault cuz I warned ya.

You may now continue.

Here we see…a sight that’s too weird to explain bruh. Bu is desperately nudging Kunikuzushi’s head as he proceeds to sulk on a table depressed. Lisa had seen her gloomy assistant this morning and tried to ask what the matter was. She gave up after a few hours though.

Coming back to Bu who had the expression and squeaks of “I swear it wasn’t my intention, even I didn’t see it coming!”

“I know Bu, I don’t blame you….” Bu gave a confused squeak as Kuni propped his head up.

“I’m just confused. How dense can a human be?!?” The slime was immediately silenced as he found himself unable to reply. Kuni takes his que to rant.

“They see me as a little brother. A LITTLE BROTHER! I TRIED EVERYTHING VENTI TAUGHT AND I GOT BROTHER ZONED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT SUCKS TO BE BROTHER ZONED?? I MADE A CHEEZY FLIRT AND THEY JUST PAT MY HEAD WITH A GIGGLE.”

“Sweetie I understand your crush won’t notice you but keep it down. We’re in the library.” Lisa poked her head from the bookshelves and went back to her work.

“Sorry…” he groaned and massaged his temples. Bu trying his best to be supportive rubbed his arm.

“Ugh my break’s over now, let’s go Bu.” Deciding to ignore his pain with work, Kuni got up from his seat and began to pick up the books from the table to arrange in their respective shelves. Bu trying his best to assist him hopped off his seat and pointed out the shelves. (The little guy was even carrying small books on his head)

___________

The shift was finally over.

“Goodnight Kuni! Goodnight Bu! I hope to see you two tomorrow~” Lisa waved him bye at the footsteps of the Favonius building.

“Goodnight Lisa!”

“Squee squeak!”

It was dark right now. They stars and constellations shone like glitter in the sky and the moon looked like a massive pearl. It was a perfect sight for stargazing but Kuni just wanted to go home. He was a little tired, and so was his slime partner. Maybe he'll take you stargazing later?

“So Bu, what should we have for dinner?”

……

He was peacefully asleep on top of his head.

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“I'm home!" you called out as you took your shoes off and dropped your weapon next to the shoe rack like a zombie. Your day could have gone smoothly if it wasn't for reckless Pallard being stupid. Your exhaustion was however was quickly forgotten as Bu bounced his way to greet you excitedly. You opened your arms and as he jumped into them, you were filled with euphoria.

“Squeak squee!”

“I know baby I missed you too!” You exclaimed as you rubbed your cheek against his “head”.

“I see someone is back very early!” Came your roommates voice from the kitchen full of sarcasm.

“Hey Kuni!” You made you way into the kitchen with Bu in your arms to greet your boyfriend. He was setting the table with dinner and honestly you couldn’t ask for more. Right now you just want to eat and go to sleep.

“Welcome back, I trust your day went we- WHAT HAPPENED??” Oh boy he saw your messy state huh…well you usually look gorgeous reader but right now you looked like a hilichurl who dove into mud. All thanks to Pallard. Everybody say Fuck you pallard.

“Hi :D”

________________

“You seriously need to be more careful you know! Do you know how dangerous a gang of hilichurls can be??” Kuni’s voice was muffed but clear behind the bathroom door. After seeing your state he immediately pushed you into the bath, heck he was even ready to bathe you in case you couldn’t but after insisting you’re fine he let you be alone in your bathtub. Dang reader you scored a very worried wife.

“Once you are done then let me help you patch up okay? I really don’t want you pushing yourself since you just came back in such a disheveled sta-“

“Alright alright no need to be so worried!” his sentence was cut short as you stepped out of the bathroom all clean. From the steam you emerged, in just a towel around your body. It hugged your torso and revealed your shape way more than it should. Your scars, birthmarks, fresh injuries you got today were all in front of him to see.

Kuni.exe has stopped working. Seriously he froze. You looked so divine to him he found it hard to look away. No, he found it very hard to control himself. He felt blood hush into his cheeks and his "empty" chest thumping wildly.

“Ayo you good?”

And he snapped out of his dazed state.

“Y-yeah um, you uh-“ and now he’s broken. Have mercy on him reader.

“Uh huh, yeah injuries. *cough* Could you please get out first? I need to put some clothes on.”

“RIGHT!” And with that he tried to rush out of the room. Key word: tried. He bumped into the door frame along the way. In case if you’re wondering, Bu came looking for you with a medkit on his head but got confused when he saw his dad rush out of your room and slamming the door. Now Kuni is the one who looked like a mess as he slid down against the door. He covered his mouth and processed what he just saw.

“Y/n...why are you doing this to me…” he panted through heavy breaths. Your body flashed in his mind and he couldn't help but shamefully imagine what you looked without the towel covering you.

He really can’t hold on any longer.

_____________

What was that all about? You just stared at the door, not knowing a puppet is waiting behind it. Anyways better dry yourself. As for the injuries, you noticed there really was nothing major except for small cuts and bruises. Opening your wardrobe, you decided to throw on your (pajamas of choice) and dried your hair.

Why do you hear heavy breathing outside your door? Better check it out.

"Kuni, I'm done!"

...

"Kuni?"

.........

You were met with silence. Looking around the dark hall, you could see Bu sleeping next to the plant on the window. You walked up to him quietly and asked in the softest way possible,

"Bu, have you seen your daddy?"

Bu gave a sleepy mewl and pointed towards the living room with his flower head.

"Thanks kiddo" you gave him a head pat and watched him drift off again.

Did Kuni fall asleep on the couch?

The living room seemed normal at first. It was dimly lit but enough for you to navigate around. Moonlight poured out the window giving the room a mix of honey and sapphire. It looked comforting but then came the feeling of being watched. Something was there. It was watching your every move. You just couldn't tell what it was. It made you nervous but with all you bravery you opened your mouth.

"Kuni, are yo- AH!"

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He pinned them against the wall. It kinda started them. Still, they opened their eyes to see him. From the window beside them, the moonlight fell on his flustered face. His mouth was in a pout and his glossy eyes showed symptoms of frustration. His pale skin had flushed cheeks.

"Kuni? What are you doin-"

"Just stop playing so dumb!"

"???"

His face was mad. And his voice was on the verge of cracking. He was on the verge of blowing up.

"I'm trying so hard! Yet here you are being so oblivious and naive to all my advances...how can a human be so dense?!?"

Is he talking about...

Now the dots were slowly being connected. He never does anything to make him a stammering fool but this week he's been strage. Those compliments, the flowers, Bu cannot pick them so tenderly! He has no hands. Could it be that...

"Y/n. Look me in the eyes and tell me, am I ever going to be more than a brother to you?"

Oh. So it is exactly that. Heh.

“Ara ara~" you smirked as you gently held his chin, your other arm snaking around his waist. He turned red from the contact, his arms getting weak.

"Are you trying to kabedon me Kuni-chan?" You lifted his face to meet his eyes. He was a mess.

"How cute~"

"I- answer me!"

"shh.." You shushed him with your finger. Now he felt like he would melt any second.

You leaned closer to his face, close enough to feel each other's breath. In the most seductive tone, you whispered,

"Actions speak louder than words. I want my answer to be louder and clearer for you."

He let out a gasp as he felt himself being pushed onto the couch. He closed his eyes and landed on the soft cushions, but when he opened them, you were there. You were hovering on top of him, caging him between your arms. In the dim lamp of the room, your honey lit eyes held one thing. Passion. For him.

You gently stroked his face, Staring into his violet eyes. He found it hard to look away.

“Oh Doll…” you exhaled. Kuni swallowed the lump in his throat. You leaned closer towards him as he closed his eyes in anticipation.

Only to feel suffocated. Literally. He can't breathe. All his air supply was cut off. He struggled but it was akin to punching air.

WHAT'S GOING ON-

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Kuni woke up with a loud gasp as Bu fell beside him on the table.

He took his time to cherish the sweet oxygen and then take in his surroundings. Large bookshelves surrounded him and the bright sun leaked through the window behind him.

Wait...was he asleep in the library? Was it all a dream....?

He looked around to see Bu upside down and dizzy. He quickly grabbed him and put him upright.

"Bu, did you fall asleep on my face again?"

"squee"

"...."

So that explains the suffocation. Wait- that dream!

His face got flushed with embarrassment remembering the events. Still, he wondered what would have happened if he wasn't suffocated by his slime child.

"Don't do it again, okay? You almost suffocated me in my sleep."

"Squeak!"

And so those two stretched and continued their library work as if nothing happened.

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[krueger4eva]

Random The Lion Guard Headcanon

Sometime after the finale, Janja and Jasiri officially become soulmates. Soon, the Outlands will have a King…once he’s ready of course.

Janja made a promise to himself to never take for granted the second chance he was given and how Jasiri inspired him and his clan. Although he’s still rough around the edges, Janja tries his best to be a loving boyfriend, a good friend and overall a better hyena.

Even though not all the Outlanders have completely sided with Jasiri and her new title, Mzingo eventually warmed up to his new Queen after the initial hesitation. He is now happy to serve and report to Jasiri whenever she needs. Janja couldn’t be happier that these two are closer now.

While he was a pup, Janja’s mother was the leader of her clan and had a fierce reputation across the Savannah. She was everything Janja hoped he could ever be: cunning nature, a skilled hunter, and an infectious sense of humor.

Sadly, his mother, along with several clan members, passed away when he was still so young. In this wake of tragedy, Mzingo and his parliament were there to assist the orphaned hyena pups. These vultures were close friends to the deceased hyena elders, so they took it among themselves to help the remaining clan raise the pups, including Nne, Tano, Cheezi, Chungu, and Janja.

Even though it was never said out loud, it was no secret to anyone that Janja was Mzingo’s favorite.

The son he always wanted.

Now, Jasiri and her clan were added to their family.

Sometimes, Janja, Jasiri, and Mzingo would choose to go on hunts or trips with just the 3 of them so they could talk and share with each other. These were moments that Janja would treasure most.

Then, one day…Janja was out of commission due to an injury, so for the next couple of weeks, Jasiri and Mzingo had to go on an important mission without him.

After his wounds have healed, Janja is surprised to discover that his lovely mate and his favorite vulture had a successful mission with no casualties.

Even though he’s glad that no one was hurt, Janja couldn’t help but notice on how their trip went so well, while the ones that the THREE of them went on usually had a disaster in each one?

Soon, after overhearing some gossip among the Outlands and some quiet introspection, Janja realized the common denominator responsible for the change in outcome— HIM!

It’s obvious to anyone who him that Janja was an (INCREDIBLY) inept villain. Whether when he was the leader or a follower, Janja, and by extent, his fellow hyenas, would screw things up. Due to his pride and shortsightedness, Janja has suffered one failure after another…

…and another

…and another

….and a…well you get the point.

To sum up, changing his moral compass does not make him a more competent hyena.

Poor Janja wonders that maybe Jasiri is REALLY the child that Mzingo wants.

The child that his mother should’ve had instead.

What if he doesn’t belong in this family?

What if he serves no purpose to this clan?

Could he ever ….

….make his mother proud?

[nuclearcow]

When the option you chose isn’t winning on @cheezihouse ‘s poll so you take things into your own hands ft Lobs (cheezi’s character, they/they) and their boyfriend Finnegan (my character, he/him)

[tigerqueen767]

I know how to fix Hellava Boss "Unhappy Campers."

I wanted to like that episode but it didn't spend enough time on the thing that would have actually been interesting: Barbiewire.

But that's not the only thing that needs to be fixed. I'll start with Barbie though.

1) In order to give Barbiewire more screentime simply don't spend a huge portion of the episode showing Blizto looking for her. Just have IMP find her on earth while they're trying to assassinate someone as a team. Then they discover that she got a human boyfriend and she doesn't want him to die.

2) Change Millie's arc. Maybe instead of her just getting popular maybe she actually starts to like humans. What if she actually started having second thoughts about being an assassin. Now that would really stir up some conflict. Especially since she's the best assassin. It's about time the writers took some risks.

3) Have Moxxie be unsupportive of her in that moment. Now there's a more interesting fight.

So the episode will still have IMP doing their thing and it'll have an argument between M&M for the first time but just for different reasons.

Maybe Barbie will try to convince Blizto to stay with her on earth or something and to NOT kill her boyfriend. But then he actually does and that's why she gets pissed and says "Never talk to me again!!" Not because she's just slightly annoyed that her little business is ruined. That's more interesting right?

I think some people might think that the idea of Barbie having a human boyfriend is a little cheezy but... is it MORE cheezy than having Stolas and Blizto meet as kids? Or the Cherub episode? It's also not out of the ordinary for demons to have relations with humans. Remember the succubus? It might actually create more intrigue for the character cause it makes the viewer think: how long has she been on earth for? What else has she been doing? Who else does she know on earth?

Since this is a show about demons coming to the human world it's about time a demon actually had something to do with a human. I want to know what the humans think of them outside of the DORK agents.

[khaleesiofalicante]

As a parent, I would have been so fucking angry at Max, (my parents would have probably stop talking to me for a while lol) but as a mavid stan first, THAT WAS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL 😭😭

Rafael escaping through the window of the fire escape I'd so valid of him!! And the foreshadowing omg

“You think it was stupid of me to blow up my savings for David?” Max asked with an amused chuckle. “I’ll blow anything up for him. The world whole. Even myself. That’s how much I love him.” Even Alec needs to admit that was romantic.... You can't complain you are cheezy-er than him!!!

Max opened the door and came in with an even wider grin. “Honey! I’m home!”

David let out a laugh and covered his mouth. Max giggled at that and kissed his boyfriend. Magnus shook his head fondly.

The domestic love in here IS EVERYTHING TO ME OMG WHY ARE THEY SO IN LOVE🥺🥺

And he remembered his favorite breakfast from then on!!!!💙🥺

It was almost like a game. Magnus almost wanted to see just how angry Alec could get.

It was kind of addictive. No wonder Max had made a hobby of this growing up.

Ok, these two need help...

The only time Alec needed to win, he lost. umm, excuse me wtf???

Tag yourself, I'm Magnus when I get into a fight, because I hate when someone screams and thinks it can solve things😎

I love how at first we saw the initial reaction of everyone to the show and how angry and hurt they were. But now that time has passed, they all realized it was necessary. It was necessary to tell the whole story. To process everything that happened and let the world know it wasn't what they saw.

Thank you!!!

And you are so right! I love reading (and writing) this stuff but if anyone in my life tries to pull this shit on me, I swear to god.

My child: I spent all your hard-earned money without your permission and bought a house for my cute boyfriend who i met only 1.5 years ago :)

My partner: hey so imma go to Paris and pretend to be someone's boyfriend :)

Me:

My partner: I'm going to write a TV show about our entire life and tell people EVERYTHING about you

[yuujispinkhair]

Hi Winter, sorry you're not feeling well. I'm sending love and I'm sure Yuuji is comforting you and making your favourite food (he's a great cook so I feel like he'd cook food for you a lot). If you're up to it, you both are watching cheezy rom coms or bad horror movies to pass the time. He's always reminding you to take your medicine and of you're having a fever or sweating a lot, he'll run you a cool bath.

Yuuji's such a sweetheart babe. Get well soon ❤

MONICA, THANK YOU SO MUCH, BABE 💗💗💗 That's so cute and comforting!! Yuuji cooking for me makes me so happy. I would instantly feel so taken care of!! And watching movies with him while getting cuddles awww 💗💗💗 You are so right, Yuuji is such a sweetheart. Really the perfect boyfriend 💗💗

[stabyomates]

Modern AU Diegyro HCs bcs they live in my mind rent free

Diego and Gyro are in a long distance relationship

That is why Gyro sends Diego cheezy italian love songs daily (like ‘Love in Portofino’ and ‘Sarà perché ti amo’)

Gyro gave Diego italian nicknames like dulcezza and caro but also likes to make fun of his british accent so he calls his boyfriend luv

Diego has meet Gyro’s family (Gregorio finds Diego stange but don’t quite dislike him) and Gyro has visited Diego’s mother’s grave

Gyro likes to say that “Hey there Delilah” is their song and is his go-to karaoke song (his other go-tos are “Save a horse (ride a cowboy)”, “Ladies love country boys” and “Whiskey in the jar” -he always sings his own name instead of saying jar because he insists that it sounds the same-)

Diego is one of the few people that calls Gyro Julius

They spend Diego’s mother’s death aniversary together every year because Gyro knows how hard they are on Diego

They watch bad BBC reality shows together because they both love the drama (they might have watched drag race for the same reason but neither would recognise)

Johnny judges Gyro so hard for being with Diego (he eventually gets over it)

They love coffee dates but never go out to eat because Gyro likes cooking for his boyfriend too much

[tiredndumbitch]

because she's too in love to bare seeing her "best friend" give wedding vows to someone else. just before recieving the phonecall she was pacing the hallways trying to figure out if she should go back home and cry into her four gallon boba or pull the classic *Grand RomCom Gesture Of Kicking Down Door on "or forever hold your peace" Yelling "I OBJECT"*

tldr Best Friend was an anxious lesbian who didnt want to overstep and didnt even know her friend would even WANT to be her girlfriend

probably has shitty lyrics written in her diary with something cheezy like

"why couldnt i've just been your boyfriend

instead i'd settled for being your bestfriend

i'd now do anything and everything

to see your smile and give you head kiss your head

iiin(fucking)stead im seeing him have the balls gaul to be

what for you i surely couldn't should've been

my dearly departed betrothed undead just wed'

i thank you for this inheritance left

to me an envious sad sack of- nothing-

but my honest rejoice for you upon hearing

this bitterweet beautiful promise of your wedding"

*rock opera inspired ukelele solo with glam rock millenial whooping of saphic disrepair*

[onlyonewoman]

 Modern AU Lan Xichen sings along to this in the shower when he’s home alone and with a darn good singing voice too, I might add. He is, how ever worried anyone would hear him and is certain he’d never get over the embarressment. Unce Qiren once came by unexpectedly and spent exactly 16 horrifying seconds frozen on spot by the door wondering if Xichen’s home had been invaded by robbbers on ecstacy carrying soundtrack with them and then he heard the unmistakingly smoothe sound of his newphew’s “where there’s so much spaaace” and Lan Qiren is still getting occasional nightmares of his oldest Jade bewitched by this sorcery.  Wangji heard it once too, and after googling the lyrics in solitude and perhaps listening a little more to PSB:s songs than he’d planned, he stopped worrying about how brother would react to Wangji coming out of the closet. Wei Ying accidently found the song on Xichen’s playlist when the poor man was away shopping and had forgotten his phone at Wangji’s place and immediately put in on while dancing like a maniac and - actually not on purpose - turned Wangji on because hiprolls are hiprolls, after all. Xichen was very worried Meng Yao would find the song but then one morning when Xichen just came out of the shower (not singing), he stepped right out to the sight and sound of his boyfriend going all out sing-along dancing queen to it while making breakfast. Together! *grabbing the coffee pot* We will fly so high! *filling with water* Together! *pouring in the maker* Tell all our friends goodbye! *putting in the filter* Together! *adding the coffee while snapping hip to the right* We will start life new! *pressing the button* Together! *dramatic spin on the floor* This it what we’ll gonna do!  Together! *moving a chair* We will love the beach! *climbing up said chair to reach the coffee cups* Together! *elegant jump down* We will learn and teach! *putting cups on table, giving chair a butt with very juicy butt* Together! *dramatic hand gesture* Change our pace of life *opening fridge to take out congee* Together! *using soy milk carton as microphone* We will work and strive! *hip butting the frigde door close* I love you! *throwing kiss at picture of Xingchen on said door* I know you love me! *spinning around with spoons for congee* I want you! *suggestive hip roll*  How could I disagree? *dramatic back bend* So that's why! *grabbing knife* I make no protest! *playfully cutting fruit* When you say! *far too suggestive butt shaking* You will do the rest! *SQUEALS* because: Xichen has grabbed that juicy ass with force, turned his boyriend around and lifted him onto the counter, all but tearing that dressing gown off (knife safely chucked away) and even if literally none of them finds this song even remotely sexy, the fact that they just found out they both love it non-ironically is VERY sexy and they’re just disgustingly in love and they will sooo use this as their “exit from the altar” song during their wedding.