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Athletic Coach
Volleyball 🏐 | Flag Football 🏈 | Cheerleading 📣 | Basketball 🏀
Private sessions: [email protected]
#CoachNeas #Sports #Athlete
#athletic men / teen / boy#athletic#athlete#sports#sport#volleyball#football#cheerleading#cheer#high school#middle school#water#cheerleader#cheer summit#summit#uca#cheer camp
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The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch And there's not one goddam thing that you can do about it ve
#one piece#sabaody#sabaody archipelago#one piece 405#summit war saga#bartholomew kuma#mugiwara no ichimi#strawhat crew#angst#bubble#gif#mr schwartz#arctic monkeys#the car#burst bubble#im curious if the order was random or if there's any symbolism or foreshadowing in there?#it went zoro brook usopp sanji franky nami chopper robin luffy#you could sort of say luffy lost his strength [zoro] his cheer [brook] his bravery [usopp] his kindness [sanji]#his pride [franky] his sense of direction [nami] his innocence/trust [chopper] and lastly his will to live [robin]
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watched some of the scuffed world tour
aMSa number 1 !!!!!!!! ☝️#️1️🥚👑❗(also an axe pikachu!)
#ssb#melee#super smash bros#super smash bros melee#yoshi#pikachu#pokemon#fun fact: this is the second piece of axe fanart ive drawn lol#the first was from a summit a few years ago...im sure i still have the art around here somewhere...#uh but yeah another fun fact! i used to be into competitive smash...mainly melee and ultimate#i competed and TOed ultimate but now i cant even watch it ;;; leaves a very sour taste in my mouth ;;;#but i still like melee! dont watch it as much as i used to but im always cheering on axe and amsa!#im kinda going nuts at amsa's rampage ngl...hes on fire!#rip to yoshi haters but im built different#anywho! as much as i love melee dont expect much ssb related art! not that i think ppl will expect it but yah dont ask for it lol
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@miabicicletta , you radiant sea star, I miss you already. Will dream of the wild tonight for sure. Until next time, friend ❤️
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@autismswagsummit
pulled another all-nighter to draw this
vote Bootyyyshaker9000. hes a teetle with bi enby swag and crazy autism powers
loser solidarity
#donniesweep#donnie sweep#autism swag summit#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#donatello hamato#rise donnie#rise donatello#donnie rottmnt#rise leo#bc he made the powerpoint#mikey drew the doods ig#raph cheered in the audience#donniesweep or im throwing hands tbh
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Literally going to need to be kept in a locked, padded, and sound-proofed room for the summit... last summit I SCREAMED when I saw Masato in Ishin And I Will Do It Again whether or not there is even a single crumb of my main predictions
i have faith i can be normal during the summit i mean...................... what else can they show yk............... the bar's high after ichibuns..........
#snap chats#watch me eat my words so bad tomorrow after the summit tho VJRLAKVJALK#IM IN DENIAL IM TRYING TO PREPARE CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW I ALSO WILL PROBABLY CHEER AT SOME POINT#any news is good news after all.........#2024 is just round the corner............ game's almost here and i could eat sheet metal with how hyped i already am...#what news you bouta drop yoko lemme hear lemme see......
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Dear Gus & Magnus,
This morning, in making plans for Summit communications, we concepted an idea for a save-the-date video in which the Comm Team is brainstorming for Summit. So we decided I should write a script and we should film it -- everything in one day. It's the fastest we've ever gone from concept to filming, by far. And also probably the fastest shoot for a narrative video. We only had to push our dinner reservations by a half-hour.
At dinner, Laura gave a toast in honor of the day's success, Derek gave a toast in honor of the jump we've gotten on Summit, and I gave a toast in honor of people showing up when they didn't have to. But I knew this group would. As I told them, 90% of success is simply showing up for the people counting on you -- I knew who would be here at the end of the day, and they all have my respect.
Dad.
Grapevine, Texas. 2.2.2023 - 7.55pm.
PHOTO CREDIT: Laura.
#guy choate#derek berry#toast#cheers#garver#garver summit 2023#gaylord texan#gaylord resorts#zeppole
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i am actually so fucking pissed rn. im at the prep and rec grand nationals, its day 2 and we had probably our best performance of the season. we got an “illegality” for something in our stunt (which we have been doing all season) even though we have never even gotten a comment on it all season
my coach tried to fight it and was basically told “tough shit”
we are waiting for awards now i will give an update later
#cheerleader#cheer#all star#all star cheer#all star cheerleader#the open#nationals#summit#worlds 2024
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OP and Naruto are on the opposite sides of the political compass and manga bros still don't get it lol
i love naruto hes so pure but he is not on luffys level
#luffy would find out the gov murdered the uchiha and the leaf would be flat the next fucking day#luffy sees sasuke attack the hokage summit and cheers#FUCK the government is luffy's ideology#and be selfish and pursue dreams live for yourself and those who will also support your dreams#luffy NEVER sacrifices his dreams#if he dies then he dies but he's going to die pursuing what he loves#sorry this is a naruto blog only because i have so much criticism to give#one piece is sooo much better it just is#<op is right and should say it
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⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ dark!fic recs
CW: once again, these works contain dark and explicit themes that may be upsetting or triggering to some. please use your discretion and discernment.
@cherienymphe : when i first seriously got back on tumblr and got into dark!fanfic, cherie's was one of the first blogs i found. her writing was essentially my indoctrination. it was terrifying how much i loved it/her writing. truly phenomenal. i've read quite of few of her stories (mainly for rafe cameron, jj maybank, steve rogers, and peter parker) but i'll list my faves.
"when the party's over" - its something about this series...i think about it often. if you're into forced pregnancy or corruption tropes, tap in.
"wicked games" - i actually first read this one on ao3 before i discovered her tumblr and was absolutely gagged. another one i think of often.
"amnesiac" - the first series of hers that i ever read. absolutely traumatized me and i sobbed reading it. amazing storytelling.
"the hills" - another bangerrr. a one night stand ends in complete and total blackmail and entrapment. he just wanted to give her a better life *clown face emoji*.
"his father's son" - after ward death, rafe takes over the reins in more ways than one.
"teenage dirtbag" - this series single handedly made me a jj girl. the tension??? yup yup mhm.
"the less i know the better" - ironically my favorite part of this story is readers relationship with rafe but seeing jj slowly and then rapidly descend into madness? yeah.
"claimed" - a/b/o dynamics. brought me back to my wattpad days. still eat it up.
"daddy dearest" - steve meets a single mom and decides to be not the stepdad, but the dad who stepped up.
i'll be honest, i was a non believer in dark!peter but: "she's with me", "one last time." "suburbia" and "basic training" made a believer outta me. hands. down.
@lambtotheslaughterr : it absolutely amazes me the things that come from her mind. the level of creativity and originality needs to be studied. oona, you are criminally underrated.
“rise” - the first series of hers that i read. arguably the best series i’ve read on here thus far. this is the first part to her “the day the world ended” universe and it completely blew me away. i couldn’t believe that something like it had come from some silly little boat show. just brilliant.
“when the bough breaks” - the first work of hers i read. this one for me was a heartbreaking slow burn story, but the smut…makes up for it. yes yes.
“i burn” - sex!addict reader x rafe cameron. need i say more? actually, i will. the smut and tension in this one towards the end? it was shameful how turned on i was.
“one way or another” - buckle up, grab a snack, and prepare for the ride of a lifetime. that’s it.
“something wicked this way comes” - a single mom trying to escape her past, except her past is rafe cameron. this was one very spooky scary la la.
"summit" - the second part to the tdtwe universe. its still brand new but its already feeling like another banger, i mean it's oona. tap in.
@harryspet : rae was also apart of my indoctrination and boy did she do what needed to be done. her perfectly curated moodboards alone did it for me. very mindful, very demure.
"homestead" - what can i say...i'm a sucker for pregnancy stories :( and this series was no exception. absolutely delectable. enjoy.
"well kept" - classic millionaire ceo x reader, my younger wp reading self cheered gleefully. my love language is acts of service and boyy was this one speaking my language. had me at "scheduled braiding appointment."
"bambi eyes" - this one was one of those that made me want to take a good long look in the mirror and ask myself, "is this who we are...is this what we represent?"
@sherrybaby14 : this one is for the mcu girlies. more fics than you could ever ask for. everyone say "thank you, mother!"
"the distraction" - i'm starting to notice a kidnapping/stockholm syndrome pattern here...ANYWAY! work is realllyy stressful for steve and you just happen to be the perfect distraction.
@straywords : she's no longer active but her incredible writings remain so please, peruse. its like a beautiful museum over there.
"a break" - *gasp* another pregnancy story! stucky edition.
@darkficsyouneveraskedfor : an icon, a legend, she is the moment! another infinite library for my mcu girls. roo has all you could ever want or ask for.
@perlelune
"all too well" - yes, yes, another one, its who i am. rafe cameron proving once again that you can't escape him.
"lucky" - best friend!rafe x reader. he didn't know what he had until it was almost gone
"tag, you're it" - never read a scream fanfic before this one but boy did i have fun! chad is so pookie in this too :(
@honestsycrets : back when i was in my miguel era, sy single handedly kept me fed.
"starved | mio" - "mio", in which you babysit mayday and it gives miguel baby fever and "starved", in which he made you a mom...but its left less time for other activities.
"stung" - sex pollen/abo. reader gets bitten by an anomaly causing a reaction that only miguel can cure
"amor y respeto" - he just can't love you the way you need to be. so you and miguel break up...at the worst possible time.
"exclusive" - you and miguel are fuckbuddies. you want more, but miguel can't bring himself to give it to you. so you find company in hobie, who's there for you in all the ways that you need. miguel's not happy about that.
"canary" - you're a singer in the 1920s who's fallen in with the dangerous o'hara brothers.
"grande" - sex!worker miguel x assistant!reader. think...a pepper x tony kinda dynamic. except, miguel doesn't take kindly to certain slights. :)
@starfxkrinc : last but certainly not least! moony is a ridiculously talented writer and a mutal of mine. i found her early on during my resurgence on here. this is her new side blog (rip lovesickbrat and starfxkr!!) luckily she was able to salvage a lot of her past works and is back like she never left. i recommend her "western nights" series (really just the trailer park!jj tag in general) and her "ode to eaters" au. a queen of all things taboo. she does it for the girls who are drawn to the dark and scary. the gross and weird. <3
#lari's fic recs#dark!rafe x reader#dark!rafe cameron#dark!steve rogers#dark!steve rogers x reader#dark!peter parker#dark!peter parker x reader#dark!jj maybank#dark!jj maybank x reader#dark!ethan landry#dark!ethan landry x reader#dark!ransom drysdale#dark!random drysdale x reader#miguel x reader#miguel o'hara x reader#rafe x reader#jj x reader#rafe cameron x reader#jj maybank x reader
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[I love seeing proof of the Underdog Effect!]
#[Looking at the Autism Summit poll and seeing everyone cheering for one character over the other over general vs dedicated support]#[It's really fun to look at]#the mun speaks
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Formula 1, Sportswashing and Greenwashing a Genocide ... in other words, just an ordinary day in baku
As the final Formula 1 Grand Prix is set to take place tomorrow in baku, azerbaijan, I find it impossible to remain silent. The world is gearing up for what’s supposed to be an exciting event but behind the gleaming lights of the racetrack, there’s a much darker story that demands attention: the ethnic cleansing of Artsakh and azerbaijan’s ongoing brutal actions against Armenians.
azerbaijan’s history of oppression toward the Armenian people is not a secret. The forced displacement of Armenians from their ancestral lands, the violent campaign of ethnic cleansing in Artsakh, and the inhumane imprisonment and torture of Armenian captives in baku are undeniable facts. The world has remained shockingly quiet as over 200 Armenians languish in azerbaijani prisons, subjected to treatment that violates every principle of human rights.
One of the most glaring symbols of azerbaijan’s hatred toward Armenians is the Genocide Theme Park in baku, a chilling place that mocks the pain and suffering of an entire people. This is not just an internal issue; it’s an attack on humanity. But instead of confronting azerbaijan’s actions, the world is endorsing them.
These atrocities are certainly not limited to the government and the officials; the indescribable hatred has extended over to the people as well - take a glimpse into the azeri society
Now, let's imagine that you were fortunate enough to watch the F1 Grand Prix live in baku. How would you feel knowing that the azerbaijani person sitting next to you might be one of the many who were selling beheaded bodies of Armenian children on Facebook? Or perhaps they took their children to the Genocide Park and photographed them pretending to choke the statues of Armenian soldiers?
azerbaijan is not only hosting the Formula 1 Grand Prix but is also set to host COP29, a global climate summit. These events are being used to greenwash and sportwash the regime’s crimes.
How can we watch Formula 1 without acknowledging that the very ground this race is held on is soaked in the suffering of Armenians? How can we cheer for a spectacle when the cries of the oppressed go unheard?
This is not a political issue; it’s a matter of basic human decency. While the world enjoys the race, we must not forget the injustices happening in the shadows. Formula 1 should be about fairness and excellence. But in azerbaijan, it’s about something far more sinister—using sport to hide atrocities.
So, as you watch the Grand Prix in baku, remember the Armenian lives shattered by violence, hatred and silence. Let’s refuse to let sports and international events become tools for erasing history and ignoring the suffering of innocent people.
BREAK THE CHAIN OF IGNORANCE: Share Information: use social media platforms like Tumblr, Instagram, X, Facebook and others to share articles, videos, and testimonies about the atrocities being committed by azerbaijan. The more people know, the harder it becomes to ignore. Engage in Dialogue: talk to friends, family, and colleagues about the situation in azerbaijan and encourage others to take action too. Support Armenian Communities: donate to/support organizations helping displaced Armenians and those impacted by the conflict in Artsakh. Even small contributions can go a long way in providing humanitarian aid. Artsakh Relocation Project All For Armenia
TAKE ACTION by adding your name to THE LIST of supporters.
Remember that this is not a political issue; it’s a matter of basic human decency.
#break the chain of ignorance#azeri crimes#baku#f1#f1 grand prix#f1 grand prix baku#genocide#armenia#turkish crimes#armenian genocide#artsakh is armenia#f1 x reader#formula 1#nobel prize#nobel peace prize#oscar piastri#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#franco colapinto#azerbaijan gp 2024#baku gp 2024#carlos sainz
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Karma is my girlfriend
Summary: in which Taylor changes the lyrics to her song on tour and everyone freaks out.
Warnings: !I am NOT a gaylor and I am not assuming anyone’s sexuality! I just write for fem readers. Use of y/n (only 1 time). She/her pronouns. Nothing, just kissing and two idiots in love :)
A/N: Okay so this is really rushed and short and it's my first story on here so it's probably bad so PLEASE don't mind. Okay? Okay.
wc: 565 masterlist
The loud music made your ears tremble in a somewhat pleasant way. The blinding strobes coming from the centre of the pit danced throught the stadium walls and the sky. The people around you had no idea of what was going on between you and the woman on stage.
You and Taylor met 5 months ago at friend's birthday party, and since then you haven't been able to keep your eyes off of her. You exchanged phone numbers and started talking almost everyday, that becoming long phone calls, to actual meetups, wich became dates.
On your second one, you kissed. It was brief, a small peck on the lips just before you both pulled away to contemplate eachother's gazes, trying to decode your own rumbling thoughts.
A week later you started dating. No one really knows about it, and you both want to keep it that way.
Taylor's currently performing Karma, her last song on the setlist, everybody's dancing and singing in the VIP tent.
Step by step from town to town
Sweet like justice, karma is a queen
Karma takes all my friends to the summit
Karma is the girl on the screen, coming straight home to me
The crowd cheers loudly, everyone freaking out about the small but so significant lyric change.
You know it's about you. The smirk she's got on her mouth is the exact same she has whenever she's kissing you.
A sudden thought struck your mind: all of the people recording, the cameras, and you were still smiling and blushing like an idiot. You rapidly put on your acting skills, faking an amused face and blending in with everyone else's.
All good things come to an end, and so does the song. Taylor gives her last goodbye to the shaking crowd and disappears under the stage.
As fast as a racing cheetah, you get out the VIP tent following the mass of people who are waiting for Taylor to exit the stadium. But you pass right by them, headed to her dressing room.
After showing your badge to security and being stopped by some fans, you finally reach your destination. Eager knocks resound throught the stadium's inner walls as Taylor opens up the door. Her blue orbs immediately dilatate as she sees you.
"Hey," she says.
"Hi," you breathily reply, stunned at the sight of how the blue sparkly bodysuit she has on hugged her curves.
"Come in," she steps aside closing the door behind her.
You step closer to her and quickly find yourself placing a gentle kiss on her lips with you arms wrapped around her neck.
"So," Taylor kindly breaks the kiss "what'd you think about that?"
"About what?"
She jokingly rolls her eyes, "About the lyrics, silly"
You can feel the blood rapidly rush to your cheeks, "Oh, I loved it"
"Really?"
"Obviously!" you loosen the grip around her neck "Everyone loved it! You were so good"
"Thank you, y/n" she hugs you and rests her cheek on your shoulder, "you mean so much to me"
Taylor raises her head up, waiting for a response.
"I love you, Taylor"
When you hear nothing back, you start panicking. "I-I'm sorry Tay, if you still don't feel it you can just- just forget I said that"
But then, that smirk plasters her face, and you already know what she's gonna say.
"I love you too".
#taylor swift x fem!reader#taylor swift x reader#taylor swift x y/n#taylor swift x you#taylor swift#taylornation#the tortured poets department#taylor swift fanfiction#swiftie#emmawrites୨୧
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KNY Hashira NSFW Hcs
(Characters Included- All the Hashira besides Muichiro)
(Warning: NSFW, orgasm control, ball gags, body worship, mutual masturbation, mirror sex, degradation, praise, mentions of lingerie, etc)
🌊Giyuu Tomioka🌊
- When it’s his first time doing it he will be really nervous because he doesn’t want to hurt you. But as time goes by and you guys start doing it more he gets less and less nervous.
- He would be a switch.
- When he’s dominating he goes gentle and slow unless you want him to go rough then he’ll try his best to fulfill your needs.
- When he’s a submissive then he’ll want it from behind (it could either be your fingers, dick, any sex toys if you have any)
🦋Shinobu Kocho🦋
- She would like to have a lot of control during sex. Like when you orgasm, how loud you are, what movement you make, etc.
- She’ll act and sound very gentle but in reality behind that fake smile she’s plotting something mischievous to break you down into a spiral of pleasure.
- Like I said before in another post, she would be a dominatrix.
- It will be very very rare for her to be a sub. The only time she’ll ever be submissive is if she’s in dire need of comfort.
📢Tengen Uzui📢
- He will almost always dominate you unless you’re stronger than him then he’ll have no other choice but to summit to you.
- If you’re not stronger then him, well, there are occasions where you are the dominant one but it’s only if you’re upset or something and he wants to cheer you up.
- He’s into lingerie, it will turn him on quickly if he sees you wearing it.
- He likes to watch you get dominated by his wives because it excites him and he thinks your facial expressions look hot as hell.
🐍Iguro Obanai🐍
- He would be a switch leaning towards submissive.
- The first time you guys do it he was really nervous because of his mask. He was afraid that you would think of him differently because of his scar.
- It makes him really flustered when you show affection to his scars.
- He often turns his face away from you whenever he’s moaning so you’ll have to grab his face in order for him to look at you. He’ll still not make eye contact with you.
🪨Gyomei Himejima🪨
- He has a low sex drive so whenever you guys decide to do it he likes to take it really slow and intimate. He will never be rough with you, even if you want him to be rough he won’t.
- Before he takes off your clothes he always says “May I?”
- He’s a switch, it’s depending on if you want to be dominant or submissive.
- He’s really into praise, on the receiving end and on the giving end.
🌪️Sanemi Shinazugawa🌪️
- He would be really into gagging you all the sudden. For example he’ll be pounding and pounding into you mercilessly and then he’ll shove a ball gag in your mouth.
- He’s a dominant, mostly a rough dom where he degrades and breaks you down but he does have his moments where he’s soft and sensual.
- He chuckles whenever you squirm underneath him at every little touch.
- Likes to do it in a place where you two can easily get caught, it gives him a rush of pleasure. If you guys do get caught then he’s quick to cover you up.
🔥Kyojuro Rengoku🔥
- He loves to worship your body, whispering praises into your skin as he places soft kisses on any parts that your insecure about.
- He enjoys doing it in front of a big mirror so that you can see the stunning facial expressions you make.
- He can be a switch, but he’s mainly a dominant because he loves making you feel so good (in other words he’s a pleasure dom)
- He loves to do oral while he’s blindfolded so that his other senses can increase and it will be more fun and exciting.
🍡Mitsuri Kanroji🍡
- She gives you what you want and when you want it.
- She’s a switch. When she’s dominant she’s a pleasure dom and when she’s a submissive she is very obedient.
- Definitely likes a lot of praise from you it turns her on like no other.
- She has a somewhat high sex drive so if you’re out somewhere on a mission then she’ll touch herself while thinking about you.
- She’s also into mutual masturbation.
Masterlist
#kny x reader#kny x y/n#kny hcs#kny smut#giyuu tomioka#giyuu x reader#giyuu smut#shinobu kocho#shinobu x reader#shinobu smut#uzui tengen#uzui x reader#uzui smut#obanai iguro#obanai x reader#obanai smut#gyomei himejima#gyomei x reader#gyomei smut#sanemi shinaguzawa#sanemi smut#sanemi x reader#rengoku kyojuro#rengoku x reader#rengoku smut#mitsuri kanroji#mitsuri x reader#mitsuri smut
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Part two
Bonus pic of him during the finale
May I offer you a smiling Makuu compilation in these trying times?
#okay i’m done lmao#i wanted a screenshot of him cheering but i couldn’t find it oof#i love how he took the prank well in the savannah summit#he’s like ‘respect’#you know he’s a big sweetheart deep down#he acts all tough but his heart’s in the right place#reblog stuff#the lion guard
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NRC Master Chef Finale
"There is no end to the culinary road"
I don't normally take requests for chapters from events, but I liked the descriptions of the students that I was planning on doing this outtro anyway. Please enjoy.
[Kitchen]
Head Chef: Right. That finishes up the prep work we need for tomorrow.
Crowley: Good evening!
Head Chef: Oh hello, Headmage. What can I do for you so late at night?
Crowley: Well, currently the Master Chef course is ongoing, is it not?
Crowley: I thought I would ask how the students taking the class are faring.
Head Chef: The students? Hmm, well…
[shows Silver, Deuce, Ruggie, Epel, and Jack]
Head Chef: Some do the best they can, even if they had a hard time learning.
[shows Ace, Idia, Leona]
Head Chef: Some are coachable, since they try to find ways to make it easier on themselves.
[shows Trey, Jamil, Floyd]
Head Chef: Some already have highly impressive cooking skills.
[shows Malleus, Cater, Vil, Ortho]
Head Chef: Some are still unaccustomed to cooking, but have a certain spark.
[shows Kalim, Lilia, Jade]
Head Chef: Some go beyond what the recipe says and creates their own spin on the dish.
[shows Riddle, Rook, Sebek, Azul]
Head Chef: Some read into every last detail of the recipe to reproduce it as faithfully as they possibly can.
Head Chef: …There are many different types of students, just off the top of my head.
Crowley: I see…
Crowley: Well, in truth, I have received many complaints from the students and professors that we've had as judges saying things like, "This isn't edible at all!"
Crowley: I was wonder what could possibly be going on… But it seems as though this course brings forward very individualistic personalities.
Crowley: Ah, that being said, of course we've also received compliments as well!
Crowley: I especially find that we don't receive as many complaints in the latter half of the course. Perhaps it shows how much the students have improved.
Crowley: And of course, all of this is thanks to our splendid chefs.
Head Chef: No, not at all.
Head Chef: It's thanks to the hard work of the students who have been taking this Master Chef course that everyone else is happy.
Crowley: Is that right! Fufufu, well, I should have expected such excellence from those attending this academy.
Crowley: I'm sure this means that the students who took this Master Chef course all came to understand just how important food is.
Crowley: One day, when they've become great mages, there can be no doubt that they will look back on this course and be eternally grateful.
Crowley: Please keep up the good work for tomorrow as well.
Head Chef: Of course! We'll make sure that everyone at Night Raven College knows just how fun and worthwhile cooking can be.
Crowley: ...Sooo… By the way, I'm feeling a little peckish, would there be anything that I could have as a midnight snack…?
Head Chef: Is that the real reason you came down to the cafeteria!? Hmph, and here I was astonished that you actually were asking me something so profound at first!
Crowley: NOT AT ALL! BUT EVEN IF IT WERE, IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOUR FOOD IS SO DELICIOUS!!
Head Chef: Well, I suppose, then… Heheh. Cooking can be hard work, but…
Head Chef: Whenever I can see people happily eating something I've made, it quickly revitalizes me.
[The Master Chef intro movie plays, except it is Crowley speaking]
Crowley: "Food," the very foundation of life.
Crowley: Clear oceans, majestic mountains, tender earth.
Crowley: Accept everything nature provides, and use it to nourish yourself.
Crowley: If you so will it, knowledge and valor will be bestowed upon you.
Crowley: Move forward! Never look back! The culinary road is foreboding and grueling.
Crowley: However, when you finally reach the summit, it will all be yours to claim.
Crowley: The crowning achievement―
Crowley: THE GLORIOUS TITLE OF MASTER CHEF!
Crowley: There is no end to the culinary road…
Crowley: Continue to do your best next time, as well. I'll be cheering you on!
Requested by Anonymous.
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