#cheeky bitch

[dogrocks]

a customer told me the iced latte i made for her looked boring

[rightintheghoulies]

Damn boi!

a little somethin’ somethin’

behold! this was a little project months in the making, but here it is! i don’t have it for sale anywhere, but if anyone knows where one might be able to sell body pillow designs 👀

[satans-knitwear]

smiiiiile 🧛🦇💋

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[parkercore-69]

i was a victim of the gravity falls to transgenderism/buzzfeed unsolved (+watcher) pipeline and i made a visual representation for it.

[iceeclaw]

Season 1 Ninjago doodles bc I'm rewatching the show

[brother-genitivi]

sorry everyone, I'm very much alive 🏃‍♂️

sorta homeless, staying with a friend. got a house in my name from the 19th onwards so that's chill! chronically ill, too fatigued to do a lot of things but I'm trying 🤟 kind of accepting that I'm joining the disability club.

trying my hand at art again, but very very slowly easing back into it. appreciate those who reached out to me <3

thinking about you all. missed my moots :)

[columboscreens]

[neverthelessflo]

trick or treat 👻🎃

[im-pyramid-steve]

more of a wip bc i can’t help myself

[beedoes-stuff]

how i imagine cheeky debriefing with wilder after the mission (/lh and /j ofc):

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wilder: overall you did good, but you could’ve gone without catching up with each other for 30 minutes. what would you have done if reinforcements arrived?

cheeky: relax, i was like 95% focused

wilder: not enough. you told me you’d be on top of this

cheeky: and i was, metaphorically and literally but it was only for like 30 seconds

wilder: what

cheeky: what

[achillesunly]

My main man Armand going on with his fucking power play kink makes even me wanna kick his ass

Keep your kink in your coffin boys there's a reason it's not to be exhibited on the streets

'are you asking, or making me?'

Fuck you what the hell

What the fuck is wrong wit you

[satans-knitwear]

behold..... 🎉BIRTHDAY BEWBIES🎉

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

[sendpseuds]

"I assure you, Commander, I am taking this very seriously."

[sketch]

[faunandfloraas]

The fact chan really put his ass out there to say directly to tommy hilfigers face Hehe I don't have a suit and was hoping I could keep this one 😁 and then they just went and stuck the suits in a museum exhibition lmaoooo

[ratatatastic]

"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.

And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.

So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.

I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...

At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.

We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.

You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.

I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?

I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!

Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!

For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.

That was my first NHL game.

It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.

[...]

The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)

and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what

[rocketrouquine]

So let me get this right… We have (for now) with the trailers or posted by David Jenkins on insta promoting the new season :

The beautiful ones by Prince

Nothing compares 2 U by Sinéad O'Connor

Because the night by Patti Smith

This Guy's In Love With You by Herb Alpert

…. Yeah. we are fucked.

Me too, Ed, me too. Although I have no regrets.