#cheating is not one of this options
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Give me flawed characters, but please don't try to tone down or pretend that what they did is justified
#the trainee#the trainee the series#SHE CHEATED ON HIM#the victim of being cheated is never at fault#yes he was responsible on how shitty the relationship is#but you know what bah mee should have done?#dump him or talking to him#cheating is not one of this options#instead she preferred to do anything else#pretend to hin thata everything was alright without verbalizing what she was feeling#“oh if it was a bl couple you would not care”#oh yeah? if it was a men cheating on a women because he didn't get enough attention would you act like they are right?#people love to do this reverse things to pretend this valid criticizing is void#but the story is just grossing over the cheating and not take bah mee accountable so far#just give me the protagonist screen time#i just wish that if they choose the cheating plot they would actually work with it to the end
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I been playing Sun Haven recently. Romancing local characters goes.. pretty well
#Sun Haven#Nathaniel#it's a terrible pun#and I'm sad I didn't have it as a dialogue option#comic#jrcss#I've been playing Pathfinder for 2 years now#and one of the NPCs we've met early in the game was also called Nathaniel#he was a ship captain#a sly motherfucker#used our faces as a disguise to cheat in cards#almost made us into wanted criminals#but we still needed him to navigate the ship#so he was left alive#and now I see this guy chilling#being a guard and all#called fucking NATHANIEL#ALRIGHT#COOL#he's a chill guy#he likes swords#all good#I approve#and then one day he says#“ah yeah would've been cool to be a sailor one day”#"maybe I'll sail the seas when I retire#MOTHERFUCKER IT'S HIM#THE BASTARD
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It's such whiplash from going from my corner of tumblr to tiktok when it comes to odysseus
Like here (in my corner idk about the rest) its pretty common knowledge that what happened to odysseus was sa, and most of the stuff abiut him are based off of the Iliad or Odyssey (or epic) and yk people know what they're talking about
And then
Then I go tiktok and it's all "odysseus is cheating scum! Circe, Calypso, and Penelope deserved better! He did them dirty! And achilles and patroclus! Terrible person! Bad! They're the victims!"
Which wild take but ok
#like circe i can see the confusion#but if you look into it (which these peoppe clearly did not its just a game of telephone) its clearly not him willingly cheating#like if he wanted his men back and yk not die it was kinda his only option#(side not i was reading this part in the Odyssey and the way circe just says “oh its you igwe need to fuck now Hermes told me so”)#BUT CALYPSO???#how#read a single line from this part of the book#it goes on and on how he doesnt want to#“one unwilling and the other way too willing”#A DIRECT QUOTE#and him crying on the beach everyday?#what from all that makes you think he wants to be thete#let alone calypso being the victim#and wdym penelope deserves better?? she has what she wants ODYSSEUS#penelope wants odysseus#they have a healthy marriage#wtf are you guys on about#i mean if you look at the caption itd be “just finished circe” or smth like that#so#not that surprising#anti tsoa#anti circe#anti madeline miller#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#penelope of ithaca#circe#calypso
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finally made one of these again! :)
this was so funny to make, i missed doing these. i had so many thoughts so i'll put them in the tags as usual hehe
bonus :3
#i imagine nne and tano probably made up chess. when they were bored in their cave one time#maybe not CHESS but some sort of game#whatever it is. it accurately portrays their dysfunctional family when they all played it HFDGH#idk i usually play board games with family so this automatically makes me think of them a Dysfunctional Family#ANYWAYS#top 4 are self explanatory BUT if there was a throw the chess board option kenge would be that#or a cheat option. shupavu would be that#i decided to let nduli goigoi and dogo win! as a treat :)#good for them!#meanwhile janja chungu and tamka don't know what the fuck is going on#reirei kiburi and mzingo are smart enough to win but don't#njano nne and tano are self explanatory lmao#of course CHEEZi has to ask that#get it#lmao#anyway i laughed making this because their pictures look like how they'd react 😭#the lion guard#tlg#tlg outlanders#tlg outlanders memes#god i really did miss making these
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i’m so disoriented from 4 hr midday nap that i’ve mis clicked multiple tumblr polls. first i said that “it depends and yes i’ve cheated” on the is cheating ok poll (i’ve never been in a relationship!) then i said fujoshis can be part of the relationship (when everyone knows you set aside your fujoshi lens while you partake in intimacies with your subjects) ohhhh i’m letting everyone down… i’m so sorrey
#i do think it depends tbh everything depends . but i meant to click the other it depends option#the i haven’t cheated one
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Wait, does the cheating thing on the bond always works? bcs that would be kinda freaky for R!Dipper like imagine you get pinned down by someone in the corner of a br or smthng and then said person kissed you and proceeded to explode into red mist and you literally have no idea what happened.
Also, would the constellation mark be a "cursed" Mark over the years, like you would give birth to a baby and the doctor says "😟 I am so sorry ma'am,,, I'm afraid your baby has the Cipher Companion mark. ( could also be something equally as science-y like Ursa Major, Constellation Calamation, etc idk)" And you just burst into tears.
Would that mean that dipper would get into a special program(demon wrangling program or smthng, demonologist? Maybe)? Or would the parents hide it away hoping that Bill would never take their child away?
(Sorry this au is just very interesting to me,,,, I hope u get more motivation, keep writing author 💪)
These are all options! The fun part of reincarnation AU being left ambiguous is that technically any of them could happen.
#Answers#Okay but for full transparency#I never really figured out what the 'cheating' consequence is#It's a nebulous concept since I've never had to write it happening#And left ambiguous because neither of these two are into anyone else - and as a writer I like to leave my options open!#I would assume that one of the few things they agreed on when making the contract was that unwelcome advances didn't count as cheating#But that the villain in question would get what was coming to them. Very Violently. They wanna step on a landmine? Let 'em have it#Dipper would have made a frowny face at the violence but agreed. Privately thinking well that's actually a *bonus*#A built-in defense system of sorts#(Something Bill was also thinking but absolutely phrased in the possessive aspect)#Whether or not the Consequences kick in before they meet again - their equivalent of their vow renewal - is up for grabs#Dipper trying to fend off someone only to have them burst into flames and/or blood would feel a terrified sense of relief#Who knows! Maybe Dipper has protection but has a chance for other actions before they meet again!#But the odds of that occurring are very slim. Partly due to his general awkwardness#And distinct hesitation on Dipper's part. Even though he *thinks* he should be enthusiastic#He looks at the person he's in bed with and just. It feels weird. Maybe because he hasn't (in his memory) done this before#Great job Dipper!! Someone in your bed and the best you can do is kinda grimace. Real sexy.#If he does ever manage to get up to something it's not even a tenth of the time he has with his husband#Dipper reincarnations are all very unfortunately attracted as hell to Bill Cipher and they're deeply alarmed by it#I do like the idea of different parental groups finding Dipper's birthmark and having different reactions#Perhaps a random incarnation of one of his family members ends up in charge of him one time#The results would vary *wildly* depending on who it was#On a scale of Mabel Mom to Ford Uncle how are you preparing this person for his invitable enhusbanding#(Stan remains pretty much the same but has a lot of bad marriage advice)#Wow that's a lot of tags even for me#I am going to queue this and sleep
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#(you imagined me. what else could i do but love you?)#fallen london#seeking mr eaten's name#smen#flmp#mp#are ya seeking son#honestly was a toss up between cerise and erzulie#being given the option of cheating when no one would find out in the nadir#plus the text for erzulie was so good#(no i did not take the easy out)#but otoh yeeting my classic short story down a well was cathartic#i WAS proud of myself thanks
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Dilemma
Should I make "Taking candy for a fool" a fic, or keep going as a comic?
Pros to comic: I can keep it short, sweet, and simple, which is basically what I have planned. Cons to comic: Gonna be real, I have ideas for other characters like the original fnaf crew...and I really actually don't want to draw them so they may only be mentioned but never seen.
Pro's to Fic: Can add those character's I don't want to draw, possibly make it a more in depth story for those certain aspect I really don't feel like drawing. And I miss writing (Typing makes me feel like I'm going super sayen)
Con's to fic: What I have planned is fairly simple, and I might feel like I'm not putting enough in it to feel like an actual fic to me...
Could also do what I did for Y/N's intro a do a bit of both, but Its a little out of my comfort zone.
so...
#Really with I could set a 2-3 day duration on these things#I'm just not patient enough to wait a whole week#but I know some people only get one once a week#taking Candy for a fool#For some reason the last option kind of feels like cheating#idk why#or feels like a less interesting comic or fic#Bah I'm indecisive!!#sour speaks#fnaf moon#moondrop#fnaf sun#sundrop
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which one of lerf’s favorite characters matches lerf’s vibe best?
#i cheated and added 5 bc i feel like it was a crime not to :/#i needed one NOT terrible option#not that nigel is terrible terrible but uhhh#coughs#if you know you know
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killer should know about dumb video game meta stuff ike i-frames and animation cancels and critting amd breaking out of bounds and use it to his advantage in fights. maybe he learned it from chara in something new as a silly little thing to try out because theyre already teaching him all this bullshit on killing so whos to say a video game character cant learn a player's cheats?? he's already interacted and collaborated with a player before i think its fair he knows tricks on how to cheat undertale's fighting system
everything's all fine and dandy in a fight against killer (no it isn't) until you see him glitching around and somehow phasing through your attacks. he looks ridiculous but it gets the job done
#i have no idea if any of these mechanics are actually IN undertale#theyre just some ones i came up with in games i play#i mean if they don't exist in the ut fighting just like. pretend they do idk????#i just think it would be cool if killer could do that. he fights dirty and when i mean dirty i mean totally cheating#SANS UNDERTALE CHEATS WHY CANT HE!!!! but he gets to cheat in a more game breaking way#when you fight killer there is no YOUR turn and HIS turn its ALWAYS his turn. and youre just helplessly attacking during it#guys in this one im not talking about meta awareness im talking about loser META strats. most effective tactics available#stage 4 chara wins ahh acting like a goddamn sweaty gamer. because what am i supposed to interpret with chara wins????#chara wins means NOTHING to me??? i can only assume that it means killer either acts like chara or fully listens to whatever chara wans#boo boo boring im a VIDEO GAME PLAYER not a goddamn psychiatrist. i will always choose the more fun option#killer becoming like chara/player is infinitely more cool than him and all the psychological stuff going on in stage 4 to b obeying orders#yeahhhh like sure there probably IS a bunch of crazy stuff in stage 4 related to psychology but also#unga booga character act like YOU cool idea. besides stage 4 is almost never elaborated on#so to me that's up to personal interpretation. everything is personal interpretation if not brought up#i say as i make the most ridiculous unfathomable headcanons for the mtt just because the topics aren't mentioned#I HAVE FREE WILL I HAVE FREE WILL MY MIND HAS FREEDOM I CAN POST ANYTHING I THINK ABOUT#ok thank god because i hate having to worry about my posts#ok i dont have anything left to say about this hc so im bringing up SOMETHING NEW (haha)#killer reminds me of I'm High!!! by maretu. except replace all mentions of a girl with w a person for chara#and somehow manage to work around the mentions of love and romance. because i really really dont wanna make killer into a kid diddler#but aside from the mentions of love and specific gende??? i think it fits!!#ugh so many songs fit killer ITS NOT FAIR!!!! i can NEVER find songs for horror.... am i not looking hard enough ☹️☹️☹️#im hard#actually i found a song that fits horror lets GOOOO maretu coming in clutch with NAMIDA ‼️‼️#dokuhaku does too :3 maretu my glorious king how many great songs of yours fit the murder time trio#killer sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv#tricule hc
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I got tagged like two or three times to do these and kept forgetting so I'm about to post like three of these in a row lmao
Put your 4 favorite characters from 4 pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your vibe then tag 4 people
If you read this and wanna do it then consider yourself tagged!
#poll post#the ghostly trio#invader zim#dib membrane#tmnt#donatello#lola bunny#if you think its cheating to have the ghostly trio as one option instead of three. too bad. i love them all equally.
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Cozytober - Day 15 - Porch
#Cozytober#Margot's RF Art#Rune Factory 5#RF5#One of my favorite things to do is that if there are multiple options for protags - 2's twins- 4- 5- is to imagine they both somehow exist#Let Ares and Alice be friends and Rangers together#I do adore their designs so much even if I do cheat and remove all their gear. It's a relaxing day at home rn they don't need the gear#Also I spent too much time on the mailbox only to have Ares block it. Rip#Rune Factory Alice#RF Alice#Rune Factory Ares#RF Ares#Feels good to get RF5 in twice after it got booted from the challenge altogether last year
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it's been nearly 6 months since the ted lasso finale and im still pretty much:
#ted lasso#messing with us tedbecca shippers and giving rebecca some rando...ruining a canon ship...trying to girl boss a character-#-who you didn't even let have her own work plot when it was time...#making two men who had a beautiful relationship growth fight last minute over said girlboss and making them grossly misogynistic#leaving one of your characters in an ab*s*ve relationship was an awful woman and all the mentioned ab*s*ve moments were-#-just for sh*ts and giggles#ohhh and also making it mandatory to forgive even the sh*tty people when it's ok not to#taking your lead away from a place he was most stable and maybe or maybe not having him get back with his ex who told him he was too much..#-got with their therapist (and you never dig deep into that mess) and maybe cheated...#yes to be with his son but there were options for him to stay in london and bring his kid and ex so they could both parent or show a-#representation of these kind of situations and maybe have henry living with each parent 6 months each and getting the best of both worlds#also your boss is more rich than she started and was providing for you your kid and ex#instead we get ted only deciding to leave after his mother told him his kid missed him (as if that isn't obvious) such a weak way to go-#-about it and tbh ted leaving his kid far away to go to london instead of like half an hour way is kind of stupid all round really#they wanted a mary poppins situation except mary poppins made some roots of her own and had connections so it didn'twork#yeah i am still...feeling a lot
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#one is loscar (sad) one is loscar (horny) one is jondo one is landoscar one is jendo (not in order of options that would be cheating)#and they all only tell the truth#or something#kee.poll
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rip 😭
#I got like a 78 on my midterm#and I think it was because I didn't completely read the directions which is STUPID#but also?? I thought he said Alexander the Great wouldn't end up being one of the options we could to choose from to write about#but apparently it was?? and Hellenistic culture wasn't??#I know it's still on me that I didn't read the directions (I didn't think I needed to bc we had previously gone over them)#but I still feel kinda cheated#and also so confused lol I should ask him about it tomorrow#though it's going to be so embarrassing how could I have made such a stupid mistake#gotta love having a part of me that's still an elementary/middle school perfectionist who got so upset over a bad grade#*sighs* we're just not having a good week#earl crow ramblings
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Top 10 dragon age Silver Foxes, please, and thank you.
this is so evil because loghain doesn't have a single white hair even in his sixties but i hope you know i took this seriously. i also used the traditional definition of silver fox - older, greying/grey-haired men specifically, not inc women, bc so many grey haired men in dragon age were rancid so i wanted to make it more difficult for myself OGKFDGJDKFGJ. anyways!!!
seneschal varel
the arishok
teyrn bryce cousland
meeran of the red irons
ser emeric
first enchanter orsino
karl thekla
cyrion tabris
viscount marlowe dumar
horsemaster dennet
#asks#there were some truly horrible options for this btw. for e.g. do u know alrik has white hair. HORRIBLE.#i refused to cheat and put sten in this list just bc he has white hair. i figured he didn't meet the age thing maybe.#also SHUT UP ABOUT EMERIC OK I SAW HIM AT THE BROTHEL ONE TIME AND. ok. ok. shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! leave me alone#top 10 da lists
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