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mutuals (affectionate)

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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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Look at Kaz refusing to lose game night!

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The Morning After

Finally finished my master study! It was the most fun i had painting in a while :D

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I love how everyone in ketterdam is like “the bastard of the barrel is scary as fuck do not cross him.” “His wraith can kill you on sight.” “The heart render can kill you on sight too.” “The Van Eck boy is a wonder with bombs.” “The Fjerdan is a brooding teenager.” “Jesper has a gun.”

And then the crows are just-

“My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.”

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I love these dumbass teens /aff

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Something something Marya being protective of Wylan against Jesper once she starts to get better because she doesn't want Wylan getting hurt the same way Van Eck hurt her I am going to scream

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do any rich distinguished older women (perhaps an art dealer or architect or public intellectual) need a personal assistant who will not do very much work but will develop a crush on them and be paid handsomely for it

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This pink strips jacket with yellow waistcoat is worn on lamplighter Rizzo the Rat in The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) and many years later worn on Ballroom Rat in Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

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You know what, despite the horrors, at least there's still butches.

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Hey what’s the weirdest, morally neutral parenting hack thing you do? For us our 2.5 year old refuses to take any kind of medicine so we mix her meds in sugar free root beer and call it magic root beer

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The biggest fandom Mandela Effect is the idea Kaz is from Lij, he’s from a town near by, two towns over, specifically I believe. Which would be frustrating if didn’t make me so amused that the town is never named. Like, of all these not to tell us of Kaz’s backstory, we’re not allowed to know the name of the town he’s from? Why is the information obscured from us??? Does it matter that we don’t know it??? Or was it just forgotten/deemed not important to name the town one of the fucking main characters is from??? I don’t know it just makes me giggle that not even the readers are really allowed to know we’re Kaz is from too.

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one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

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YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

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Anaïs Nin, Henry and June [originally published 1986]

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That bit of Deathly Hallows where Draco is missing and Voldemort immediately assumes he ran off to befriend Harry and when Lucius tries to insist Draco wouldn't do that Voldemort's just basically like "lol ok u tell yourself that buddy but I'm not buying it" just absolutely sends me.

Voldemort was really out there in canon like 'i don't believe in love except for whatever it is that harry potter and draco malfoy have going on because wow. even i can't deny that.'

Like look at this. this is wild. And the best part is HE'S RIGHT. Draco did in fact run off to find Harry Potter. And then becomes absolutely hysterical and completely loses his composure when faced with the fact that Harry might get hurt.