#cheap divination

[witch-of-the-mountain]

HEY GUYS, CHEAP TAROT, PENDULUM & DOWSING ROD READINGS

Do you have a question that's burning you up inside? Do you wish you could just get a fuckin clue? Do you want advice or direction on something?

Then look no further. These readings are for you!

"But Lee, what the fuck is this. How does it work?"

Well my kind friend, it works like this.

You ask a question, I provide an answer. I've been doing divination for a couple years now. Pendulum and dowsing rods are my specialty, and I'm no stranger to tarot. Now, I am not as seasoned as other people, I do admit. But so far I've had quite good reviews on the readings I've done, and I'm not charging any professional prices, either.

~Rates~

Tarot is a 3 card pull. Tarot provides much broader answers. Great for vague questions or ones that require a lengthy answer. Tarot is 5$

Dowsing rods and Pendulums are much more straight-forward for yes/no/maybe questions. If you have a complex question, I can ask multiple questions to build a sufficient answer for your question. It's 2$ per initial question, 1$ for each subsequent related question for these.

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[theantarwitch]

Casting Cloth Template

Lately I been trying to improve my Rune/Charm/Bone casting by using some kind of cloth with quadrants but the ones I saw online were just… not my thing, they are usually too simple and is like they always need a little something. So, since I’m a “make your own shit but make it cheap” kind of witch, I made a template that’s a bit more complex. And of course, I share with everyone, in case someone find it useful.

Disclaimer: Complex. I will explain EVERYTHING, so this will not be a small post. Yet I will not explain super basic things like “what represent the moon”. That’s your job!

So, here is the idea:

Is made in a A4 very thick rough paper, which allow the runes and charms (I use both at the same time) to slide to their designated parties and don’t bounce back like can happen with cloths. This template is made in a way that you can interpret the different questions in different ways without need an entire new design.

Sections:

The Pentacle is affected by 3 circles. The inner one is the inner self, the desires, the very much core of the person/problem (I will say “topic” from now on), the main issue, the very most important thing. The one that pass between the tips of the pentacle are the closely related things that affect directly the topic. The outside circle is the context, these external things that maybe affect indirectly. Out of it, whatever that barely affect the topic, the societal and cultural aspect sort to speak, the rumors.

The page is divided by 4 pointed vertically and horizontally lines in the middle, making the Left and Right, the Up and Down sides. The Left is affected by the Moon and all what implies, specially as the “not evident stuffs affecting the topic”, as the Right is affected by the Sun and its characteristics as the “at plain sight issues”. That’s why the two suns and moons on the corners.

The Up and Down sides are to represent what’s “closer” to the person who made the question or cast the Runes (It depend on what you prefer). The down part is usually closer to me because I’m seeing that page as how this looks. It also can be used to yes/no questions, being the “special item” tossed and answering depending if is up or down the line, or if is closer to you.

The four sides of the paper represent the 4 Elements and their corresponding Cardinal Point, separated by these sword-like lines between the moon/sun and the pentacle. My Elements are related to geological cardinal points by my particular location, so let’s say that North is Fire in my case, so, they look like this (yours should and can look different by the layout of your elements/cardinal points):

So anything that falls into each one of these quadrants, will be affected by the correspondent element. So a Rune on Water, will be more linked to emotions; and an economic charm on Earth will be a great sign of good cash! The center can be affected by these or it can represent the spirit aspect, as you prefer. Each quadrant will be touching 2 other quadrants. So in my case, Fire can be touching Earth and Water, so anything that stand right in the line between them, is a conjunction of both.

Now, as you can see, each element is also separated on 3. Past, Present and Future to each Element. A charm or item that represent a Block, for example, in Past Water, can hint about emotional issues that still affect the topic now, like traumas. And an item that represent luck on Future Air, can represent an exam with a good grade.

These conjunctions can be interpreted as 4 “time mix”. In this case, you have 4 Past/Future (Which Element will affect which other should change accordingly the position of your elements). This “time mix” are exactly the line that separate each element, and can indicate effects or direct consequences. For example, in a self-cast I made, a stone (that represent blocks) and a shell (water symbol of hidden things and slow progress) fall together like a pair on the Past Water – Future Fire. This is easy to read: The consequences of your mental health and past emotions will affect directly your future passion and actions (Plot twist, I have chronic depression and my future plans are non-existing).

Disclaimer: This last text and image was fixed because I made a mistake yesterday, was 1:40 am, brain can't brain XD

For the rest, you can add or take whatever you need. Like, you can choose if the elements also affect inside the circles of the pentacle itself, or not.

If you want, you can also use the template as a tarot spread, using the Past/Present/Future Elements, the Up/Down, the Right/Left and the Pentacle like answers of a question.

Decorate it as much as you want! Mine is ultra simple or my ADHD head will get distracted with the drawings. I can suggest you make it on a perfectly squared paper/cloth, but if you make it in a A4 paper like me, if you use a ruler and pick the exact center, then the 4 quadrants will be quite the same (they look different because they are elongated in different ways, but the content is pretty much the same).

Anyway, I hope this can be useful to someone, and remember, don’t be afraid to experiment! ♥

[disease]

DIVINE | BORN TO BE CHEAP | 7”, 1981

[thefourththefifth]

GET CHEAP!!!

[devildevotee]

🍟 cheap as chips tarot, oracle AND charm cast readings!

$3 - 1 card + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$4 - 2 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$5 - 3 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$7 - 5 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$8 - 6 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$11 - 9 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

all prices are in USD. how i do this is i combine the cards + pulled charm to form the answer to your question. please ask me beforehand if i'm comfortable with your question before payment. i do questions, spirit identifications, deity recommendations, and channeling.

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[dreams-and-honor]

MY MOM GOT ME A RECORD PLAYER???

[lanitashiddencrackstash]

[faneth]

I FINALLY HAVE NOT PIRATED DOS2

[starlight-eclipsed]

Bad news: my favorite loz keychain was ripped off my bag today and seems to be lost forever

Good news: I now have an empty key ring to make a new keychain with

[nurseydexunsolved]

“you are poseidon’s son”

“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”

THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there

[theantarwitch]

Cheap Divination Method: Witchy Alphabet Soup

An idea came to my mind today: How can I guess specific words, names, without use a pendulum? I don’t want use the Ouija and I can’t tune with pendulums, so I was short of methods, and for a while wondered what to do. And today I got the idea. CHEAP idea (Trash Witch at the rescue).

The idea is: Make an alphabet soup in a paper and drop anything ring-ish, so the letters that are inside the ring, are the used letters of the word.

How tow make it? Two “ingredients”: Paper and rings.

First you need to get a paper (A4 kind of paper is the perfect size), it can be blank but if is squared sheet, damn it will be way easier. Then you fill it with letters. You can be savage and do it randomly, or follow a typical alphabet soup squared form (which is not needed, I just use squared sheet because I can measure better how big the letters are and how far they are from each other).

The tricky part is which letter and how many from each other are needed. In English speaker people is easier. Here https://wordsearches.brightsprout.com/word-search-maker?gad_source=1 is an alphabet soup maker, quite cool, just follow it and you will be fine. Have in mind that the frequency of letters in English (from most to less common) are etaoinshrdlcumwfgypbvkjxqz. So make sure to have enough of the first half at least. A good rule to make it is writing that first etaoinshr word 4 times, then dlcumwfg 2 times and ypbvkjxqz one time. Repeat it until fill the page (I think repeat it 5 times give you a good chunk of letters with which you can work, but it depends of how big is your page). Make sure to make it a little messy, but just flow with it, who I’m to tell you what to do.

DISCLAMER: Different languages have a different letter frequency, so you will have to check that if you want to do it on your native language. In my case (Spanish), the frequency is e, a, o, s, r, n, i, d, l, c, t, u, m, p, b, g, v, y, q, h, f, z, j, ñ, x, k, w. But in any language, do the same, part the set of letters in 3 (very frequent, common and less frequent) and do the same than in English.

So after that you will have a nice page of letters. So now with the ring part.

Here the trick is found something ring shaped where the center is empty, so it let you see the letter inside, and heavy enough to toss it in the paper. If you do it with rings made of paper, will be maybe too light. A firm cardboard can maybe work. My favorite are these ring links used in jewelry to put different pieces together. They are heavy enough for the work.

If you drink a lot, you can maybe use the ring pull, but you will need letters big enough because the joke is that you need one letter fitting perfectly inside (If inside the ring is two half letters, is not an answer. It must be at least 90% the letter to consider it a firm YES).

You can also play with what you have. If you have one ring, good, throw it one time, take note the letter, throw it again and again, until you have a word that have some sense (Yes, it can have mistakes but if the final word is something like HELTP you can know that say HELP. But if it says INWLSW is like nonsense).

If you have several rings, you can throw them all together. I personally use 5 because witchy pentacle, right?

In my case will look like this:

So yes, that’s my initial idea. Be free to use and experiment with it, see if works for you. Plus, it looks innocent enough to witches in the closet!

[error404-witch-not-found]

$1 Tarot Readings!

Hi, I'm Judas. I've decided to open tarot card readings up to the public! I'm an intermediate tarot reader who's been reading tarot on and off for over four years now. My current prices are $1 for a one card pull, $3 for a 3 card pull, and $10 for a 5 card pull.

There are just a few questions I don't feel comfortable answering. Questions regarding pregnancy, health, legal matters, or death.

There are currently 5 slots that can be taken up. I may open this more as time goes on.

Disclaimer: I am not always able to accurately predict everything, and you have the ability to change your fate.

[questfriendspodcast]

I don’t know if this has been asked before, but which Hogwarts house would your characters (S1 & S2) be in, and what would their favorite subject (i.e: Transfiguration, Potions, Care of Magical Creatures, etc.) be?

KYLE Our discussion started with a long conversation about how JK Rowling is a TERF and hateful ideologue, which makes this conversation difficult to navigate, because unlike HP Lovecraft, she's still alive and spreading her toxic spew all over the place. But like, this conversation is also very fun. So we're still gonna have it, just with a "fuck JK specifically" disclaimer. (This is the disclaimer). Okay, on to Ari and Hallie just answering for everyone.

ARI Quique I think would be a ravenclaw but like me he would be a ravenclaw borderline with hufflepuff

HALLIE The sorting hat would do one of those YOU COULD BE GREAT, YOU KNOW But for hufflepuff

ARI Or actually the reverse of me I think - selected hufflepuff but then try to sneak into the ravenclaw room via trickery to be alone to study without all of these People asking him things Which would be the opposite of my canon which is I would be selected ravenclaw but sneak into the hufflepuff room Favorite class potions 100%

HALLIE I think Sparky is one of those immediate Gryffindors Like the hats barely even down and it screams it, like she's a Weasley

ARI I WAS THINKING SPARKY WAS BIG GRIFFINDOR VIBES I a imagine the hat actually screaming SHE IS A WEASLEY OKAY OR ALSO QUIQUE CASTED GRIFFINDOR IN SPARKYS HOUSE AND HIM BEING SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT

HALLIE HA

ARI AND TRYING TO JUST PRETEND HE IS A RAVENCLAW AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

HALLIE This makes him borderline insufferable and I love it "acTuAlLY iM iN The SmArt HoUse"

ARI YES Also MISHA honestly I don’t know that is a Good question Like they could be hufflepuff but also absolutely sass gives me slytherin vibes too you know Favorite class 100% care of magical creatures tho Ariel 100% slytherin though They are too cool for this school

HALLIE Ah fuck Hopper is way harder than Sparky He could fit any of the houses that isn't Evil Snake He, like Quique, is probably stuck on the border between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw GOD is Hops Good Boy/Loyal and Helpful to a Fault more powerful or is his I Like Math and Books more powerful Ok my call is he's in Ravenclaw but adopted by Hufflepuffs for being Not a Dick about it

ARI Like meeeee

HALLIE Exactly like you Everyone just assumes he's Hufflepuff bc of his daily life and people just straight up forget he's ravenclaw

ARI God with Quique I love him like Guessing the riddle every time And having to be Escorted out Every time And him being like NO PLEASE LET ME STAY THEY ARE SO LOUD OVER THERE

HALLIE "I'm not gonna be able to be smart if I can't SLEEP"

ARI and ravenclaws getting pissed at Quique because the riddle has to keep changing so he doesn’t guess it

HALLIE Despite being in Hufflepuff he has a near 100% riddle guessing streak hop would be miserable with the riddle after the first two times He resorts to like. Nice logic immediately Screaming DO YOU NEED MORE POCKETS? Bc that's the answer to a riddle somehow

ARI In our AU that’s how Quique and Hop meet Hop being like, so fucking disheveled And Quique just casually guessing this riddle Through pure dice roll luck And the password being calzone And Hop absolutely Losing it

HALLIE I'm going to say something very controversial Elliott and Irene are both Slytherin/Ravenclaw cusps and the sorting hat is like a ha these Hawthorne siblings What a family trait

ARI God imagine the riddle statue straight up going “no” to Hopper

HALLIE Why would you say this

[mychanicalbrides]

I know artists have to play their most popular songs at shows so it appeals to a wider audience but can we have. a show for the FANS. the Fans. ptv play more than one song from misadventures? at least One song from flair for the dramatic? Any at ALL.???

[pissmoon]

'U just need to discover ur feminity! If u dont get acrylic nails brows and lashes done every month and dont do 1 hour contouring routine everyday ur a poor self hating soul who wasnt shown proper feminity!!' is personally funny to me bc I had this 'wannabe makeup artist' phase like 4 years ago but got bored of it bc shits too money/time/energy consuming to be worth it? No thanks id rather smoke a blunt and go for a walk on my day off you know. Binge buying at sephora? Id rather spend it on cds or books or random flea market shit 🥰

[pitcherwitch]

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