#cheap divination

[witch-of-the-mountain]

HEY GUYS, CHEAP TAROT, PENDULUM & DOWSING ROD READINGS

Do you have a question that's burning you up inside? Do you wish you could just get a fuckin clue? Do you want advice or direction on something?

Then look no further. These readings are for you!

"But Lee, what the fuck is this. How does it work?"

Well my kind friend, it works like this.

You ask a question, I provide an answer. I've been doing divination for a couple years now. Pendulum and dowsing rods are my specialty, and I'm no stranger to tarot. Now, I am not as seasoned as other people, I do admit. But so far I've had quite good reviews on the readings I've done, and I'm not charging any professional prices, either.

~Rates~

Tarot is a 3 card pull. Tarot provides much broader answers. Great for vague questions or ones that require a lengthy answer. Tarot is 5$

Dowsing rods and Pendulums are much more straight-forward for yes/no/maybe questions. If you have a complex question, I can ask multiple questions to build a sufficient answer for your question. It's 2$ per initial question, 1$ for each subsequent related question for these.

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Just send me a message and we'll go from there! 😊

[disease]

DIVINE | BORN TO BE CHEAP | 7”, 1981

[devildevotee]

🍟 cheap as chips tarot, oracle AND charm cast readings!

$3 - 1 card + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$4 - 2 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$5 - 3 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$7 - 5 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$8 - 6 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$11 - 9 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

all prices are in USD. how i do this is i combine the cards + pulled charm to form the answer to your question. please ask me beforehand if i'm comfortable with your question before payment. i do questions, spirit identifications, deity recommendations, and channeling.

payment information is in reblogs.

[lanitashiddencrackstash]

[theantarwitch]

Cheap Divination Method: Witchy Alphabet Soup

An idea came to my mind today: How can I guess specific words, names, without use a pendulum? I don’t want use the Ouija and I can’t tune with pendulums, so I was short of methods, and for a while wondered what to do. And today I got the idea. CHEAP idea (Trash Witch at the rescue).

The idea is: Make an alphabet soup in a paper and drop anything ring-ish, so the letters that are inside the ring, are the used letters of the word.

How tow make it? Two “ingredients”: Paper and rings.

First you need to get a paper (A4 kind of paper is the perfect size), it can be blank but if is squared sheet, damn it will be way easier. Then you fill it with letters. You can be savage and do it randomly, or follow a typical alphabet soup squared form (which is not needed, I just use squared sheet because I can measure better how big the letters are and how far they are from each other).

The tricky part is which letter and how many from each other are needed. In English speaker people is easier. Here https://wordsearches.brightsprout.com/word-search-maker?gad_source=1 is an alphabet soup maker, quite cool, just follow it and you will be fine. Have in mind that the frequency of letters in English (from most to less common) are etaoinshrdlcumwfgypbvkjxqz. So make sure to have enough of the first half at least. A good rule to make it is writing that first etaoinshr word 4 times, then dlcumwfg 2 times and ypbvkjxqz one time. Repeat it until fill the page (I think repeat it 5 times give you a good chunk of letters with which you can work, but it depends of how big is your page). Make sure to make it a little messy, but just flow with it, who I’m to tell you what to do.

DISCLAMER: Different languages have a different letter frequency, so you will have to check that if you want to do it on your native language. In my case (Spanish), the frequency is e, a, o, s, r, n, i, d, l, c, t, u, m, p, b, g, v, y, q, h, f, z, j, ñ, x, k, w. But in any language, do the same, part the set of letters in 3 (very frequent, common and less frequent) and do the same than in English.

So after that you will have a nice page of letters. So now with the ring part.

Here the trick is found something ring shaped where the center is empty, so it let you see the letter inside, and heavy enough to toss it in the paper. If you do it with rings made of paper, will be maybe too light. A firm cardboard can maybe work. My favorite are these ring links used in jewelry to put different pieces together. They are heavy enough for the work.

If you drink a lot, you can maybe use the ring pull, but you will need letters big enough because the joke is that you need one letter fitting perfectly inside (If inside the ring is two half letters, is not an answer. It must be at least 90% the letter to consider it a firm YES).

You can also play with what you have. If you have one ring, good, throw it one time, take note the letter, throw it again and again, until you have a word that have some sense (Yes, it can have mistakes but if the final word is something like HELTP you can know that say HELP. But if it says INWLSW is like nonsense).

If you have several rings, you can throw them all together. I personally use 5 because witchy pentacle, right?

In my case will look like this:

So yes, that’s my initial idea. Be free to use and experiment with it, see if works for you. Plus, it looks innocent enough to witches in the closet!

[faneth]

I FINALLY HAVE NOT PIRATED DOS2

[nurseydexunsolved]

“you are poseidon’s son”

“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”

THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there

[devoutlamb]

— chloë sevigny photographed by bay garnett for cheap date magazine (1997) ୨୧ ‧₊˚

[error404-witch-not-found]

$1 Tarot Readings!

Hi, I'm Judas. I've decided to open tarot card readings up to the public! I'm an intermediate tarot reader who's been reading tarot on and off for over four years now. My current prices are $1 for a one card pull, $3 for a 3 card pull, and $10 for a 5 card pull.

There are just a few questions I don't feel comfortable answering. Questions regarding pregnancy, health, legal matters, or death.

There are currently 5 slots that can be taken up. I may open this more as time goes on.

Disclaimer: I am not always able to accurately predict everything, and you have the ability to change your fate.

[questfriendspodcast]

I don’t know if this has been asked before, but which Hogwarts house would your characters (S1 & S2) be in, and what would their favorite subject (i.e: Transfiguration, Potions, Care of Magical Creatures, etc.) be?

KYLE Our discussion started with a long conversation about how JK Rowling is a TERF and hateful ideologue, which makes this conversation difficult to navigate, because unlike HP Lovecraft, she's still alive and spreading her toxic spew all over the place. But like, this conversation is also very fun. So we're still gonna have it, just with a "fuck JK specifically" disclaimer. (This is the disclaimer). Okay, on to Ari and Hallie just answering for everyone.

ARI Quique I think would be a ravenclaw but like me he would be a ravenclaw borderline with hufflepuff

HALLIE The sorting hat would do one of those YOU COULD BE GREAT, YOU KNOW But for hufflepuff

ARI Or actually the reverse of me I think - selected hufflepuff but then try to sneak into the ravenclaw room via trickery to be alone to study without all of these People asking him things Which would be the opposite of my canon which is I would be selected ravenclaw but sneak into the hufflepuff room Favorite class potions 100%

HALLIE I think Sparky is one of those immediate Gryffindors Like the hats barely even down and it screams it, like she's a Weasley

ARI I WAS THINKING SPARKY WAS BIG GRIFFINDOR VIBES I a imagine the hat actually screaming SHE IS A WEASLEY OKAY OR ALSO QUIQUE CASTED GRIFFINDOR IN SPARKYS HOUSE AND HIM BEING SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT

HALLIE HA

ARI AND TRYING TO JUST PRETEND HE IS A RAVENCLAW AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

HALLIE This makes him borderline insufferable and I love it "acTuAlLY iM iN The SmArt HoUse"

ARI YES Also MISHA honestly I don’t know that is a Good question Like they could be hufflepuff but also absolutely sass gives me slytherin vibes too you know Favorite class 100% care of magical creatures tho Ariel 100% slytherin though They are too cool for this school

HALLIE Ah fuck Hopper is way harder than Sparky He could fit any of the houses that isn't Evil Snake He, like Quique, is probably stuck on the border between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw GOD is Hops Good Boy/Loyal and Helpful to a Fault more powerful or is his I Like Math and Books more powerful Ok my call is he's in Ravenclaw but adopted by Hufflepuffs for being Not a Dick about it

ARI Like meeeee

HALLIE Exactly like you Everyone just assumes he's Hufflepuff bc of his daily life and people just straight up forget he's ravenclaw

ARI God with Quique I love him like Guessing the riddle every time And having to be Escorted out Every time And him being like NO PLEASE LET ME STAY THEY ARE SO LOUD OVER THERE

HALLIE "I'm not gonna be able to be smart if I can't SLEEP"

ARI and ravenclaws getting pissed at Quique because the riddle has to keep changing so he doesn’t guess it

HALLIE Despite being in Hufflepuff he has a near 100% riddle guessing streak hop would be miserable with the riddle after the first two times He resorts to like. Nice logic immediately Screaming DO YOU NEED MORE POCKETS? Bc that's the answer to a riddle somehow

ARI In our AU that’s how Quique and Hop meet Hop being like, so fucking disheveled And Quique just casually guessing this riddle Through pure dice roll luck And the password being calzone And Hop absolutely Losing it

HALLIE I'm going to say something very controversial Elliott and Irene are both Slytherin/Ravenclaw cusps and the sorting hat is like a ha these Hawthorne siblings What a family trait

ARI God imagine the riddle statue straight up going “no” to Hopper

HALLIE Why would you say this

[mychanicalbrides]

I know artists have to play their most popular songs at shows so it appeals to a wider audience but can we have. a show for the FANS. the Fans. ptv play more than one song from misadventures? at least One song from flair for the dramatic? Any at ALL.???

[pissmoon]

'U just need to discover ur feminity! If u dont get acrylic nails brows and lashes done every month and dont do 1 hour contouring routine everyday ur a poor self hating soul who wasnt shown proper feminity!!' is personally funny to me bc I had this 'wannabe makeup artist' phase like 4 years ago but got bored of it bc shits too money/time/energy consuming to be worth it? No thanks id rather smoke a blunt and go for a walk on my day off you know. Binge buying at sephora? Id rather spend it on cds or books or random flea market shit 🥰

[starlight-eclipsed]

Bad news: my favorite loz keychain was ripped off my bag today and seems to be lost forever

Good news: I now have an empty key ring to make a new keychain with

[pitcherwitch]

In celebration of October, I'm offering five openings for a free animal spirit reading.

Slot 1: CLOSED Slot 2: CLOSED Slot 3: CLOSED Slot 4: CLOSED Slot 5: CLOSED

If you do not get the chance to grab a reading, that is okay! I have very cheap and affordable readings listed on my menu! Message me to take your place~!

[drjohnhwatson]

one thing that makes me mad as a hornet is whenever I pick up a detective book especially if it’s in a series and I go to goodreads and see a slew of negative reviews becos inevitably I can tell you the tenor of it without even looking. “SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF” they all scream.

does your story have a duo solving crimes? SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

does your story have the narrator be the sidekick? SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

is your story’s detective eccentric in some manner of dress or personality? SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

I’ve picked up two detective series recently (the gower street detectives, barker & llewelyn) and we are two for two with people gnashing their teeth over it. Sherlock Holmes isn’t the only detective? Hello?? I guarantee if Agatha Christie was a writer now and published her first Poirot story TODAY, people would be gnashing their teeth and growling about how it’s just a flimsy SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

[royalreef]

(( Hmmmmm.

In any case where another muse becomes especially close to Miranda, I feel like they will have to get used to the thought and the knowledge that Miranda will probably be pretty emotionally dependent for them for the rest of her life. It goes back to how merfolk are hypersocial — to them, these intense and extremely close and emotionally dependent relationships are normal and just a part of how their brains work, and Miranda's not any different from that.

Even moreso because she missed a lot of her crucial developmental milestones for relationships for merfolk, and that's just not something she's going to get back. Her and Bellanda are probably going to have lifelong preferences for smaller emotional circles and higher requirements for moving between them, and be especially dependent on very few people at a time.

In any good ending where she has a happier, better future, that's going to involve Bellanda and one or two other people who are a part of their miivt'ia, living and doing basically everything together, and it's going to be very hard to get any of them alone for very long. It's just a way of how their natures got impacted by their lifelong trauma, and more brief or impersonal relationships are just not going to be prioritized in the slightest.