#cheap divination

[witch-of-the-mountain]

HEY GUYS, CHEAP TAROT, PENDULUM & DOWSING ROD READINGS

Do you have a question that's burning you up inside? Do you wish you could just get a fuckin clue? Do you want advice or direction on something?

Then look no further. These readings are for you!

"But Lee, what the fuck is this. How does it work?"

Well my kind friend, it works like this.

You ask a question, I provide an answer. I've been doing divination for a couple years now. Pendulum and dowsing rods are my specialty, and I'm no stranger to tarot. Now, I am not as seasoned as other people, I do admit. But so far I've had quite good reviews on the readings I've done, and I'm not charging any professional prices, either.

~Rates~

Tarot is a 3 card pull. Tarot provides much broader answers. Great for vague questions or ones that require a lengthy answer. Tarot is 5$

Dowsing rods and Pendulums are much more straight-forward for yes/no/maybe questions. If you have a complex question, I can ask multiple questions to build a sufficient answer for your question. It's 2$ per initial question, 1$ for each subsequent related question for these.

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[disease]

DIVINE | BORN TO BE CHEAP | 7”, 1981

[lanitashiddencrackstash]

[devildevotee]

🍟 cheap as chips tarot, oracle AND charm cast readings!

$3 - 1 card + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$4 - 2 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$5 - 3 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$7 - 5 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$8 - 6 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

$11 - 9 cards + 1 oracle + 1 charm

all prices are in USD. how i do this is i combine the cards + pulled charm to form the answer to your question. please ask me beforehand if i'm comfortable with your question before payment. i do questions, spirit identifications, deity recommendations, and channeling.

payment information is in reblogs.

[theantarwitch]

Cheap Divination Method: Witchy Alphabet Soup

An idea came to my mind today: How can I guess specific words, names, without use a pendulum? I don’t want use the Ouija and I can’t tune with pendulums, so I was short of methods, and for a while wondered what to do. And today I got the idea. CHEAP idea (Trash Witch at the rescue).

The idea is: Make an alphabet soup in a paper and drop anything ring-ish, so the letters that are inside the ring, are the used letters of the word.

How tow make it? Two “ingredients”: Paper and rings.

First you need to get a paper (A4 kind of paper is the perfect size), it can be blank but if is squared sheet, damn it will be way easier. Then you fill it with letters. You can be savage and do it randomly, or follow a typical alphabet soup squared form (which is not needed, I just use squared sheet because I can measure better how big the letters are and how far they are from each other).

The tricky part is which letter and how many from each other are needed. In English speaker people is easier. Here https://wordsearches.brightsprout.com/word-search-maker?gad_source=1 is an alphabet soup maker, quite cool, just follow it and you will be fine. Have in mind that the frequency of letters in English (from most to less common) are etaoinshrdlcumwfgypbvkjxqz. So make sure to have enough of the first half at least. A good rule to make it is writing that first etaoinshr word 4 times, then dlcumwfg 2 times and ypbvkjxqz one time. Repeat it until fill the page (I think repeat it 5 times give you a good chunk of letters with which you can work, but it depends of how big is your page). Make sure to make it a little messy, but just flow with it, who I’m to tell you what to do.

DISCLAMER: Different languages have a different letter frequency, so you will have to check that if you want to do it on your native language. In my case (Spanish), the frequency is e, a, o, s, r, n, i, d, l, c, t, u, m, p, b, g, v, y, q, h, f, z, j, ñ, x, k, w. But in any language, do the same, part the set of letters in 3 (very frequent, common and less frequent) and do the same than in English.

So after that you will have a nice page of letters. So now with the ring part.

Here the trick is found something ring shaped where the center is empty, so it let you see the letter inside, and heavy enough to toss it in the paper. If you do it with rings made of paper, will be maybe too light. A firm cardboard can maybe work. My favorite are these ring links used in jewelry to put different pieces together. They are heavy enough for the work.

If you drink a lot, you can maybe use the ring pull, but you will need letters big enough because the joke is that you need one letter fitting perfectly inside (If inside the ring is two half letters, is not an answer. It must be at least 90% the letter to consider it a firm YES).

You can also play with what you have. If you have one ring, good, throw it one time, take note the letter, throw it again and again, until you have a word that have some sense (Yes, it can have mistakes but if the final word is something like HELTP you can know that say HELP. But if it says INWLSW is like nonsense).

If you have several rings, you can throw them all together. I personally use 5 because witchy pentacle, right?

In my case will look like this:

So yes, that’s my initial idea. Be free to use and experiment with it, see if works for you. Plus, it looks innocent enough to witches in the closet!

[nurseydexunsolved]

“you are poseidon’s son”

“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”

THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there

[error404-witch-not-found]

$1 Tarot Readings!

Hi, I'm Judas. I've decided to open tarot card readings up to the public! I'm an intermediate tarot reader who's been reading tarot on and off for over four years now. My current prices are $1 for a one card pull, $3 for a 3 card pull, and $10 for a 5 card pull.

There are just a few questions I don't feel comfortable answering. Questions regarding pregnancy, health, legal matters, or death.

There are currently 5 slots that can be taken up. I may open this more as time goes on.

Disclaimer: I am not always able to accurately predict everything, and you have the ability to change your fate.

[questfriendspodcast]

I don’t know if this has been asked before, but which Hogwarts house would your characters (S1 & S2) be in, and what would their favorite subject (i.e: Transfiguration, Potions, Care of Magical Creatures, etc.) be?

KYLE Our discussion started with a long conversation about how JK Rowling is a TERF and hateful ideologue, which makes this conversation difficult to navigate, because unlike HP Lovecraft, she's still alive and spreading her toxic spew all over the place. But like, this conversation is also very fun. So we're still gonna have it, just with a "fuck JK specifically" disclaimer. (This is the disclaimer). Okay, on to Ari and Hallie just answering for everyone.

ARI Quique I think would be a ravenclaw but like me he would be a ravenclaw borderline with hufflepuff

HALLIE The sorting hat would do one of those YOU COULD BE GREAT, YOU KNOW But for hufflepuff

ARI Or actually the reverse of me I think - selected hufflepuff but then try to sneak into the ravenclaw room via trickery to be alone to study without all of these People asking him things Which would be the opposite of my canon which is I would be selected ravenclaw but sneak into the hufflepuff room Favorite class potions 100%

HALLIE I think Sparky is one of those immediate Gryffindors Like the hats barely even down and it screams it, like she's a Weasley

ARI I WAS THINKING SPARKY WAS BIG GRIFFINDOR VIBES I a imagine the hat actually screaming SHE IS A WEASLEY OKAY OR ALSO QUIQUE CASTED GRIFFINDOR IN SPARKYS HOUSE AND HIM BEING SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT

HALLIE HA

ARI AND TRYING TO JUST PRETEND HE IS A RAVENCLAW AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

HALLIE This makes him borderline insufferable and I love it "acTuAlLY iM iN The SmArt HoUse"

ARI YES Also MISHA honestly I don’t know that is a Good question Like they could be hufflepuff but also absolutely sass gives me slytherin vibes too you know Favorite class 100% care of magical creatures tho Ariel 100% slytherin though They are too cool for this school

HALLIE Ah fuck Hopper is way harder than Sparky He could fit any of the houses that isn't Evil Snake He, like Quique, is probably stuck on the border between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw GOD is Hops Good Boy/Loyal and Helpful to a Fault more powerful or is his I Like Math and Books more powerful Ok my call is he's in Ravenclaw but adopted by Hufflepuffs for being Not a Dick about it

ARI Like meeeee

HALLIE Exactly like you Everyone just assumes he's Hufflepuff bc of his daily life and people just straight up forget he's ravenclaw

ARI God with Quique I love him like Guessing the riddle every time And having to be Escorted out Every time And him being like NO PLEASE LET ME STAY THEY ARE SO LOUD OVER THERE

HALLIE "I'm not gonna be able to be smart if I can't SLEEP"

ARI and ravenclaws getting pissed at Quique because the riddle has to keep changing so he doesn’t guess it

HALLIE Despite being in Hufflepuff he has a near 100% riddle guessing streak hop would be miserable with the riddle after the first two times He resorts to like. Nice logic immediately Screaming DO YOU NEED MORE POCKETS? Bc that's the answer to a riddle somehow

ARI In our AU that’s how Quique and Hop meet Hop being like, so fucking disheveled And Quique just casually guessing this riddle Through pure dice roll luck And the password being calzone And Hop absolutely Losing it

HALLIE I'm going to say something very controversial Elliott and Irene are both Slytherin/Ravenclaw cusps and the sorting hat is like a ha these Hawthorne siblings What a family trait

ARI God imagine the riddle statue straight up going “no” to Hopper

HALLIE Why would you say this

[mychanicalbrides]

I know artists have to play their most popular songs at shows so it appeals to a wider audience but can we have. a show for the FANS. the Fans. ptv play more than one song from misadventures? at least One song from flair for the dramatic? Any at ALL.???

[pissmoon]

'U just need to discover ur feminity! If u dont get acrylic nails brows and lashes done every month and dont do 1 hour contouring routine everyday ur a poor self hating soul who wasnt shown proper feminity!!' is personally funny to me bc I had this 'wannabe makeup artist' phase like 4 years ago but got bored of it bc shits too money/time/energy consuming to be worth it? No thanks id rather smoke a blunt and go for a walk on my day off you know. Binge buying at sephora? Id rather spend it on cds or books or random flea market shit 🥰

[nexstage]

Something that got me curious about the whole deal Zuko and Iroh have with the concept of destiny is how ingrained in their minds it is concerning stuff that they believe must be theirs at any cost or it is theirs from the start because they feel it or say so despite the evidence against such sentiment or how questionable it is. And that got me wondering: what if it was a family thing? And well, I rewatched a fragment of The Avatar and the Firelord episode because I wanted to know if this destiny stuff had started during the several years before Sozin and Roku met each other again. Guess what? It did happen during that time or that is what Sozin’s dialogue implied: “I've been thinking hard about the state of the world lately.” Lately as in the several years before Roku’s return? Or lately as in the time it took Roku to ask Ta Min to marry him until the talk they had during the wedding party? Anyway, Sozin had been thinking and that’s where “destiny” comes into play: “Right from the start, I was destined to be Fire Lord. And although we didn't always know it, you were destined to be the Avatar. It's an amazing stroke of fate we know each other so well, isn't it?”

With that mentality, Sozin believed it was also destiny to expand the Fire Nation, to “share their prosperity with the world” and that both best friends had this great future handed to them until Roku refused to be part on his delusions of power.

Other thing that is interesting is that even when Sozin had been thinking lately about such destiny, maybe there was an external influence that pushed him toward it, like his father’s teachings or words, or the greatness of former Fire Lords and what they had accomplished to make him believe world domination was his “destiny call” to make history.

Still, this context is super intriguing because it puts more weight into this mindset that we’ve seen on Zuko and Iroh. It’s not just reaching the top and make your mark on the world, it’s also like a family tradition. Though, while it was both of them for Iroh, for Zuko, destiny was tied to his self-worth too. Beyond the typical entitlement of a prince, there was also this high value his father had put on concepts like power, strength, dominance that were deeply connected to being a ruler, to be on the throne, and concerning the throne, that was also on a high pedestal. Heck, Ozai even created a new throne by naming himself the Phoenix King because he believed that was his destiny. So, when Zuko was stripped from his title and banished, his destiny AKA the throne, was taken away from him. No destiny means you were worthless or you screwed up so big you didn’t deserve to be close to what you have been told should be yours as long as you showed your power.

The same happens with the concept of honor, Zuko thought he was trying to restore it but in the end chasing Aang was just to please Ozai and get his love and approval. Honor and destiny are tied to his self-worth and this imaginary path he had paved in his head: getting his honor back means he finally did something right and he’s not a failure anymore, fulfilling his destiny means he has reached his true potential and is not a worthless excuse of a prince but someone worthy of the throne that is the embodiment of that potential.

The problem is that this attachment is not only unhealthy but also dangerous. Nor the show or the comics push Zuko to understand and come terms to with the fact that the throne is his not because of destiny but because of how the family inheritance structure works: if you are the firstborn, you will rule, if you aren’t, you won’t. And in very rare ocasions, if there were in ancient times, if the firstborn died on birth or childhood, another baby would have to take their place. Oh, but let’s not forget that he wasn’t even on the list, it was Lu Ten until he died on the Siege of Ba Sing Se and then Ozai schemed against Iroh and killed his own father to steal Iroh’s birthright, so Zuko’s case can be categorized as a special one of brother’s treachery and power usurpation.

Besides, by putting so much focus on destiny as this grand treasure that “he oh-so-rightfully deserves” it takes away the real struggles he had to endure to make sure the country is ruled appropriately. Sure, he was shown determined to restore the world with Aang after the war as a Fire Lord, but the comics have made him regressed a lot on character development making him incredibly entitled, abrasive, harsh, making poor decisions in politics, and arrogant by talking about how the throne is his and that’s law, blah, blah, blah. Though, to be a bit positive about how the comics portrayed Zuko, I have to say that they make him look like an ATLA version of Democles.

Have you ever heard of Sword of Democles story? He and the king, Dyonisius, swapped places and Democles starts enjoying the luxury and glamour of a king’s life, thinking that royalty is only that. He couldn’t have been more wrong because above the throne was a sword hanging by a single hair of a horse’s tail to depict the crude reality of being a king: facing multiple enemies and dangers that could eliminate him to take his throne.

Did Zuko have a sword hanging over his throne by a single hair? Technically, no. And symbolically, the comics made sure he was untouchable or that he got out of any trouble without confronting him with hard questions and realities in regards of always thinking the throne is his destiny instead of a duty based on loyalty to his people or how warped his sense of worth is by tying it to power. And honestly, with all the backlash I’ve read toward the comics, I doubt Zuko will be faced with such challenges.

[starlight-eclipsed]

Bad news: my favorite loz keychain was ripped off my bag today and seems to be lost forever

Good news: I now have an empty key ring to make a new keychain with

[devildevotee]

i'm deeply sorry to put another post like this on your dashes again but my partner has completely run out of money and needs $240 to pay electric bills and water by the 11th of february. if you could spare anything, i'm offering everything i usually offer (divination services, devotional art, demonic identification) for 20% off. please help. i don't want to lose them.

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info for services + updated prices are under the cut.

tarot.

2 card reading - $1.69USD

3 card reading - $6.60USD

6 card reading - $8.48USD

9 card reading - $11.44USD

oracle add-on for a tarot reading.

1-2 cards - $1.41USD

charm casting.

1 throw - $6.72USD

2 throws - $8.95USD

3 throws - $11.20USD

4 throws - $13.43USD

5 throws - $15.68USD

channellings from aphrodite, lucifer, satan, baphomet, or leviathan.

all channellings - $16.96USD

from an entity not listed - $24USD

demonic identification.

what demon is reaching out to you? - $11.08USD

what demon is reaching out to you and why? - $22.16USD

devotional art of any deity/demon/angel/etc that is fully rendered, coloured and fullbody with simplistic background.

all art - $14.13USD

(experimental) a cross-stitched keychain of any sigil/intention you desire.

any sigil message or intention you want, created, crafted, and charged entirely by me - $8.00USD + shipping.

rules.

18 and over only.

Nothing discriminatory or hateful towards any group of people, nor is a breach of any of their rights.

I will not engage in services that would breach closed cultures / closed religions / closed practice. this includes the involvement of lilith.

I don’t do readings for sensitive life decisions or disturbing topics; this involves medical questions.

No sexual/suggestive questions.

Don’t send me any questions that are hugely time-sensitive, as it may take some time to get to your reading.

I have the right to refuse any question asked if I feel it’s inappropriate. You will receive a full refund if this ends up being the case.

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[pitcherwitch]

In celebration of October, I'm offering five openings for a free animal spirit reading.

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If you do not get the chance to grab a reading, that is okay! I have very cheap and affordable readings listed on my menu! Message me to take your place~!

[drjohnhwatson]

one thing that makes me mad as a hornet is whenever I pick up a detective book especially if it’s in a series and I go to goodreads and see a slew of negative reviews becos inevitably I can tell you the tenor of it without even looking. “SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF” they all scream.

does your story have a duo solving crimes? SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

does your story have the narrator be the sidekick? SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

is your story’s detective eccentric in some manner of dress or personality? SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

I’ve picked up two detective series recently (the gower street detectives, barker & llewelyn) and we are two for two with people gnashing their teeth over it. Sherlock Holmes isn’t the only detective? Hello?? I guarantee if Agatha Christie was a writer now and published her first Poirot story TODAY, people would be gnashing their teeth and growling about how it’s just a flimsy SHERLOCK HOLMES RIP-OFF.

[casualwitch]

hey closeted witches, divination idea: magic 8 ball