#chats with: haley

[moeblob]

Haley ! Dressed up as Dorothea (post skip) from FE3H!

In case anyone wants to know, the lineart took me as long as Clue (1985) with all three endings. Like. Just in case anyone wanted to know.

[marvelousbelladonna]

Marisha is currently romancing Haley in Stardew Valley

[k-is-for-potassium]

*sigh* im gonna wife her up

im gonna marry her

no one can stop me

[pinkiepie222]

also unrelated but how the fuckity fuck is a game about farming so addicting i love it so much???

ur telling me it only cost me 10€ for this MASTERPIECE??

[plumboey]

i may need to make shane from sdv in the sims so my simself can marry him........ i love him too much i need him in every universe

[simulantion]

Random Stardew Valley moments

There are spoilers for version 1.6 so beware

I didn't know other characters could have different dialogues for when dating :D

I didn't read patch note or any spoiler so when this event occurred I was a bit creeped out and scared

I was astonished by the mutated trees and ran around chopping them that I didn't talk much to other villagers. Some times later I was informed that the NPCs only have special dialogue on the first green rain, the years after that they will react normally to it 😔

Why hold the art show in the pouring rain?

IYKWIM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I look like Soos in Gravity Falls 🤣

Always happy to see how Pierre is such a sore loser

Didn't expect to see Morris chilling when paying for the parrots to get all the golden walnuts

By "honorable way" he means lots and lots of bombs

Also why aren't there any special dialogue from Qi when paying the parrots vs. when looking for 100 walnuts all by yourself? Like in the level 100th of Skull Cavern he can either say "honorable" or "clever" for using staircases, but no other dialogue in Qi's Walnut Room

lol his reaction xD

I'm sorry I'm a Haley simp

Yay wedding ❤️

All the bachelorettes except Haley, it's not like I imprisoned her by married her 😔

That was rude

Other dialogues after married

None of this makes sense

Reactions to green rain

The color variety is so pretty ✨❤️ I must collect them all

perfect 10 million

Perfection reached in Winter 2, Year 2!

[1wingedtraveler]

GOD DAMN HALEY ITS A PUBLIC BULETTIN BOARD

Cant make this shit up💀

[love-toxin]

Stardew Valley my beloved 😩❤️ Elliott will always be my fave, but the Sambastian thoughts have my gears turning 👁️👁️ they definitely have the best potential for a throuple, but I am also trying to think of who else would work well.... Elliott and Leah I feel could team up and kill my bisexual ass dead....

elliott and leah PRRRRRR......call that the land and sea special babey.......i also like the idea of sam + haley = blond double trouble........and sam & sebastian as gloomy sunshine......prrrrrrrr!

also leah drawing pictures of you & elliott writing love poems and stories about you so they just end up making a book out of their love for you <33 also i love the thought of haley pretending to complain about being dragged to sam's performances but she takes a miĺlion photos of him and you and the crowd and so lovingly puts them together into a little scrapbook for you <3 mwwwaaah.....

[okthatsgreat]

i love stardew valley and i would never claim to know better than concerned ape but there is one thing i know better than him and that is that haley would NOT choose that wallpaper

[dayas]

Haley saying she didn’t see Lucas and Brooke as an epic romance… that was the one thing my sister was wrong about.

[prick-up-ur-ears]

it’s so funny to me that marisha said she’s playing stardew on hard mode and so romancing haley bc on my current game i got to eight hearts with haley the quickest when i was actively romancing leah

[lesbianfakir]

New circle of hell dropped and its being a lesbian when your fav romanceable character is a man

[marmorafarms]

at the spa

Alex: Haha this reminds me of that one meme "two guys in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay" but we're not five feet apart.

Farmer: Well. I'M gay.

Haley: TWO GUYS IN A HOT TUB NO FEET APART BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY

[raekensluver]

currently sitting in bed listening to novo amor and thinking about five feet apart. the only movie besides beautiful boy to destroy me.

"could you close your eyes? i just dont know....if i can walk away if you are still looking at me."

[simulantion]

I have to divorce Haley to get all the portraits 😭😭

so anyway I erased her memories

Also other NPC's responses:

[chiistarri]

serenity come home