#chat: thia

[thegothicviking]

Context: years ago I "made this" scenario/mini fic (?) all from scratch! (yes I did type all the color and font changes every time and I didn't copy or paste anything although I should have as this took me a solid 3-5 hours to make!😑)

Glad I screenshotted it or I probably would have never found it again! Anygays..here is:

4 of the Rammstein boys if they were in early 00's chat rooms!

Enjoy this shit show ❤:

[usopps-devotee]

Everything I see rummie I have to resist the urge to ask which rum does his nut taste like

,,, like I need to know ,,, for. ,, uh ,, science

[kaoharu]

whatever im just gonna be sick in my bed by myself forever

[keirawantstocry]

my life is so stupidly insane sometimes. yeah im up cause the aforementioned creature died at six am and now everyons sobbing and im barely awake

[deluzional-simping-time]

Ushshshhfid 😍😍🤤

[lemonberyy]

START YAPPING IMMEDIATELY I DO NOT CARE HOW I HAVE GOT TO HEAR IT ASAP

I'm TIIIIRED of pretending im over reverse falls. I'M SO NOT!!!

YAP!!! YAAAAAP!!!!!!

【Reverse falls designs!】

Finally colored this post digitally! Aaand i got a few more headcanons for them all if anyone wants to hear about them!

[londonharrington]

uninvited | charles leclerc x fem!reader

in which there is a gate crasher in the sainz family reunion

notes: sainz!reader and google translated spanish!

ynsainz

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ynsainz can't believe i'm the third wheel here

carlossainz55 He knew me first!

ynsainz he loves me more!!

charles_leclerc there's plenty of me to go around ladies

ynsainz ew we're breaking up

carlossainz55 you're not allowed to date my sister anymore

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 familia lo es todo

ynsainz donde esta charles?

charles_leclerc why did he crop me out???

carlossainz55 in case you break up 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

ynsainz 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

user34930 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH CHARLES 💀

bebecarlito the way he just didn't include charles

leclercplease i love that charles was invited to their reunion but carlos didn't want to include him in the pictures

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ynsainz

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yourusername now carlos can't crop charles out of family pictures

carlossainz55 Hey! Ayudé con la planificación de thia!!

charles_leclerc forever and ever

pierregasly CONGRATS YOU GUYS

landonorris can I be the flower boy?

danielricciardo Can I be the ring bearer?

maxverstappen1 Can I be the best man?

carlossainz55 I'm the best man.

pierregasly the actual best man entered the chat

charles_leclerc My favorite brother (lorenzotl) is the actual best man.

arthur_leclerc pain

[weebsinstash]

so the screenshots are kinda janky but I was rewatching the whole scene with Ozzie and Fizz's morning routine and I remembered there were those shots of like, the imp staff who work for Asmodeus and

is she helping do the laundry in platform thigh high boots, an apron, and a thong 😅 is that her UNIF0RM? Does she pick that out herself??? Is Lust just SO HORNY that it's totally normal that Ozzie's housekeeper is half-naked? Is he banging the housekeeper? Are Fizz and Ozzie exclusive or is it an open relationship? their other imp staff member was literally fully dressed so is this an optionally slutty, pro slut dress code idk

Like I'm sorry I'm just sitting here thinking of Reader who, Sinner or otherwise, is down in the Greed Ring as another performer for Mammon and Fizz is eventually like, "look, working this job is my dream, but it isn't yours. you shouldn't be attaching yourself to Mammon if all you need is a paycheck. I've got a... close friend who always needs extra hands; let me introduce you!!" and you have no idea that he's literally organizing a meeting with The Actually Fucking Cardinal Sin Of Lust until you're standing right in front of Asmodeus himself and he's just so goddamn CHARMING like he'd have me SWEATING AND GIGGLING I'd be straight up embarrassing myself like "o-oh that's not what I expected your voice to sound like hahaha 🥴"

Ozzie assures you the ultra sexy type uniforms are totally optional, and you could be bringing him papers in an oversized t-shirt and crocs and he'd still think you're as cute as can be. But. LORD if you ever decide, "I wanna feel sexy and confident and everyone else is having fun" and wear something sexy. It has him WEAK. Him? Them? Prolly both of them tbh. Like. Ugh I KNOW these two can go from having the freakiest loudest horniest sex imaginable to like giggling and tickling each other in bed and I can just SEE them being SO SOFT for a Reader darling. All your jokes make them laugh or affectionately roll their eyes. They DEVOUR your cooking (I think personal chef/PA Reader would be cute, the boys wake up and you have breakfast ready for them and everything), they're always sending you memes and things that made them think of you, they have a special group chat (of just them) SPECIFICALLY for sharing photos of you or things about you or just, talking about you period. Gosh. Would there be cameras suddenly installed where there wasn't previously just so they can see all the cute things you get up to when they're not around. All the little improv dances and songs... all the times you bend over...

Like the hilarity of Valentino getting absolutely fucking CUCKED when "his" Reader suddenly disappears, and it's because you can travel through the Rings and you work for Ozzie now and Valentino had no idea until he saw a trending photo of you and Ozzie where you guys did a HOT HOT photo shoot together to advertise something, where you're either almost completely naked OR actually ARE completely naked, and it's because Ozzie made you feel safe and protected and unlike Valentino, Asmodeus knows what an intimacy coordinator is-

You can actually go to clubs in those booty shorts with your ass hanging out and wearing whatever else makes you feel sexy and confident now because the second some creep is coming up to you and not taking 'no' for an answer, the creep suddenly has a massive looming shadow over them as an ancient demon turns to you and respectfully asks. "Is this guy bothering you queen?" and then steps on him. In a BAD way :)

GOD ALSO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIA INTERACTION UNTIL I SAW THIS GIF AND. Asmodeus' VA previously described his type as "everyone" and he has a BBW on that fountain like 😩❤️ now I'm thinking of chubby reader who's gotten bullied and bodyshamed by Valentino (who is negging you and is actually down SO BAD) and then you run off to Ozzie who's like. "Baby you are GORGEOUS and if anyone ever says or does anything like that to you again, just let me know and I'll break their legs ok ^w^"

((Also. Non yandere related thing im seeing. He's one of the Cardinal Sins and imps are considered the lowest Hellborns and Ozzie not only has an imp lover but TONS of imp staff, like he is a pro body positivity anti racism fucking 👏 K I N G 👏 BANISHED FROM HEAVEN'S DISCORD SERVER FOR BEING TOO HORNY ON MAIN. i bet he would DESPISE that Heaven is discriminating and choosing who's hot, just, ugh i want him carnally (edit: i noticed they're actually all succubi/incubi and not imps but the point still stands lol))

[shotmrmiller]

i usually am a silent watcher , i.e. likes + reblogs ( + bombing my friend's messages w/ your shots ) but i just got thia thought and i have to spill it ! 😭

remember the post about ps!simon taking longer than usual and that's because he's watching mc's videos have been living in my head rent free , and i can't help but think about him receiving a notif about you starting a live , and in his hurry he accidentally ends up using his personal ( i.e. GHOST ) account!

due to your unresponsiveness to his messages , he kinda sticks to being quiet at the beginning, simply jacking his own cock off , but as he watches your lips part and your body bounces on the dildo , he can't help , kissing his teeth and typing with one hand in a flurry , his eyes slightly hooded and focused solely on you! hell , he isn't even looking at the keyboard!

GHOST : you're doing good as always

GHOST : fuck , my favourite girl , can't get off without you

GHOST DONATED $$$$

GHOST : i heard you last time , please moan my name again 💦

and these comments would've been lost within the chat unseen as per usual with his other account , others commenting the same things , who would care! but this time? the commenters ?

### : is that THE ghost ?

@@@ : fuck , even ghost is watching Y/N , that's the pussy power

*** : i guess even pornstars have their own favourite pornstars , fuck ghost chose well

the chat is going in an uproar , but the pretty horny you is too busy chasing her high , your eyebrows furrow, your glossed lips let out loud whines and breathy moans , and the noise of the donations coming through only makes you rub your own clit faster till you're seeing white and cumming all over the fake dick , whining lowly "hnghh, g-ghost, please..."

only when you're done twitching and twisting with that aftershock do you look at the screen and your mouth falls agape

cAN YOU IMAGINE!?!!

WHAT DOES GHOST DO AFTER HE ACCIDENTALLY DID THAT?? WHAT DOES MC DO!?!!;?;?! THE PEOPLE GOING MAD IN THE COMMENTS OF YOUR LIVE, IN THEIR OWN ACCOUNTS, SCREENSHOTS ARE CIRCULATING TWITTER , INSTA , TUMBLR , EVERY OTHER PLATFORM KNOWN TO MAN!?! DOES THE COMPANY TRY TO COVER UP THIS SCANDAL , OR do they use it as a way to recruit mc to simon , perhaps if he got his hands on her he might get back to performing like before ;) (he does. except he only performs with her now)

( i hope it wasn't too long? i usually just pitch a tiny idea and run , but i , uh , idk what came over me- plus , I don't use those sites so i have no idea how that works exactly and i hope they don't "announce" who joined the live like they do in IG , uhhh , okok , this is it , byyyee!! 😭✨✨✨ )

there's no hiding. he'll tell his manager that it really was an honest mistake, but you've been ignoring all of his emails and he's up to his forehead with pent-up sexual frustration. it works though :>

he's got your attention now.

there wouldn't be any recruiting because she doesn't wanna be seen by anyone. it's just her and her phone at home. people are scummy and no one will hold shit over her head. this is where he shows up at her house with sweaty palms and rosy cheeks (he's so desperate to get his hands on reader that his vision's blurring lmao)

[theskyisthelimit06]

FIRST ARGENTINIAN POINTS SINCE LOLE REUTEMANN. GOD I LOVE THIS GUY, KEEP IT UP FRANCO!

FRANCO COLAPINTO IS THE NEXT ARGENTINIAN POINT SCORER IN F1

OLLIE BEARMAN IS THE 1ST DRIVER TO SCORE FOR 2 TEAMS IN HIS 1ST 2 RACES IN HIS 1ST SEASON

[theoceansluvr]

Ethan Nakamura x Aphrodite Kid! Reader

warnings; none ! author's notes; SORRY THIA TOOK ME FOREVER ANON :(( family+ school got unbearable and i was spazzing out over it😞 but !! always happy to write for my underrated fav🩷 im not too sure i did good with like.. the actually Aphrodite kid aspect and now im spazzing

as yes, revenge and love

only a true poet could've made this combination !

or in this case, the Fates !

i'd like to think you met during a game of capture the flag or maybe you just ran into him at the docks

whatever it was, he didn't care much for you based on the obvious Aphrodite kid stereotypes

but, once you started rambling about something or another, he actually seemed to be interested in you

or at the very least, what you were saying

so, after months of meeting at the docks on occasion(aka he purposely went there just to see you🩶) he got a crush

a bad crush at that.

he didn't know it was possibly but here he was, collecting seashells to give to you

"It's whatever.. I heard you talking about them the other day"

he's a sap what can i say ?

i don't think he'd do a big confession, but he definitely went on a tad longer of a tangent than he meant to about you

thus the power couple was born !

if we're going based on some of the myths Aphrodite is known for her.. interesting ways

so i think that combined with the ORIGINAL revenge seeker ???

yeah nobody messes with you guys.

ermm.. mayhaps him making the Hepahestus kids make you a sword thats semi similar to his, but the holdy part(idk how to describe swords chat-) has a heart attack the bottom

to this day he's trying to find out how to make something better than that

PUTTING HIS HAIR YP IN THOSE LITTLE PINK BOBBLES !!!

THESE.

he swear he hates it but how can he be mad when you're oh so good at doing hair ?

kiss your nose a lot ? can explain, don't ask

also i think he'd actually be super interested in the gossip in the Aphrodite cabin

like he pretends to be annoyed by it but wdym that couple broke up ??? didn't they just get together ???

he writes it down in a notebook then asks you about it later on down the line just to get updates !

sorry if this wasn't my best work i swear anything after this WILL be better🙏🏾 after i got this req i qas flooded with schoolwork and whatnot so :(

[miumura]

# — WRONG ORDER? ; CHAPTER 10.5 !

CH. 10.5 — detective tingz 🤭

warnings : none?

WRITTEN PART — WC : 0.2K+ (260)

Xiaoting couldn't seem to focus on her normal duties; her thoughts had veered off course. Something was amiss with Changmin, and she couldn't dismiss her instincts. It was more than just a hunch; it was a persistent, nagging feeling that refused to be ignored.

Doubt had no place here. The evidence was clear and consistent. Whenever you took your break, Changmin would mysteriously find himself in his office at the back, almost as if he knew you would be there. His excuses to spend time together were impeccable, and he made sure to be close whenever you were around. His demeanor had changed significantly since Jake entered the picture, evident in the tension that hung around him like a shroud.

Xiaoting had connected the dots. Changmin harbored feelings for you, and there was no denying it.

Well, at least she thinks she has connected the dots. But, Xiaoting's curiosity was piqued, not because she wanted to be nosy, but because the signs were glaringly obvious. She couldn't help but wonder if Liz and Chanhee had also caught on to Changmin's feelings, but it seemed like she was the sole detective in this case. Her interest continued to grow as Changmin persisted in spamming the group chat, urging you to take a break.

As the self-proclaimed genius of the group, she hatched a plan to finally verify whether her assumptions were correct. So, she decided to exit the group chat momentarily and talk to Changmin in a private conversation.

There was no other way; she had to find out the truth.

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💭 — were u able to pick up the hints also 🤔?

( ;´ - `;) ─── Jake, a customer you're not familiar with, has developed a habit of visiting the cafe where you work. He consistently says that you've given him the wrong order, using this excuse as a means to engage in more interactions with you. Unbeknownst to him, his actions are pushing your patience to its limits, and little does he realize that his behavior is on the brink of costing you your job...

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[saintforan]

So i saw that u made that Holders au and was open to questions so here goes:

Would the rest of the smiling critters have Miraculous/miraculum (idk how's it exactly called) too? Which ones would they have if yes? Would it be kinda based on the animals or character more, or maybe even smth else?

Cuz ironically the pig miraculum is like for a cheery person so it fits with the piggy smiling critter in both cases

OOP be prepared for another long ahh ramble post

Alright so, on the og series the miraculous are given to whoever the miraculous guardian aka master fu decides they are worthy of having them, so he gives the cat and ladybug miraculous to adrien and marinette bc they proved they were good people. The thing is that besides them two, and ofc the villain, the rest of the people that get miraculous they only get them temporarily when chat noir and ladybug need help.

THE THING IS that who chooses who gets the miraculous in the og series is marinette?, like ok shes a very good ladybug but i find it kinda nonsense that she being a 14yo teenager gets trusted by the miraculous guardian (whos like, old af) to choose who gets supernatural power????? idk but personally doesnt make sense to me, i would understand it if she had like atleast A DECADE of experience with them but she barely has any ;-;

SO MY POINT WITH THIS is that i wanted to avoid that same thing bc again, doesn't make any sense to me, so in thia AU theres no guardian! yippeee!

So how the fuck do they even get them in the first place? Easy! They found them! This universe follows the same prompt as the og one where nineteen of the miraculous were sheltered by the order of the guardians (Ppl designated to take care of them), BUT on this AU said order would eventually fall apart/perish for a reason i havent figured out yet LOL on my behalf i just made this au like, yesterday LMAO

After this happened, the miraculous they sheltered got lost, and since the Order was erradicated, there was no one that would actively search for them. SO some time later, mr prototype found an old book that told the tale about the miraculous and blablabla and the infinite power that the black cat and ladybug miraculous give to whoever lands their hands on them, and so he decided to hire investigators and archeologists to find these precious jewels he learned about. Although he didn't find the black cat and ladybug miraculous, he did find the butterfly and peacock. Then after a while, catnap and dogday found the ladybug and black cat miraculous. So going back to your question (too many words just to get here LOL), i still need to develop this au some more, but im planning to make dogday very interested in the miraculous thing, therefore while investigaating them them out of pure curiosity, and adding that the ladybug miraculous makes him luckier he would actually get to find some of them. This said, the rest of the critters could get one on two situations, 1) like dogday and catnap, they get lucky enough to find one, 2) a little like on the og story, in a very very VERY VERY VERY (emphazise on V E R Y) fucked up situation they might encounter, as the critters are good friends to dogday and catnap, they could give them one of the ones they found, but again this would be on a VERY fucked up situation

if i had to choose which one of them to give a miraculous it would prob be either crafty or kickin mainly bc they are the ones that dogday trust the most besides catnap, or in a very specific situation bubba could get one too, a Felix like situation where he steals one from the prototype but on this case it would be out of greedyness lol, very much like layla

and about which one would they get.. i was thinking on giving crafty either the fox (gives the power of Illusion) or the rabbit (Gives the power to time travel), as for kickin he would prob get the turtle (gives the power of Protection aka s h i e l d) or i would go for the safe option and give thim the rooster. As for why they would get those animals miraculouses, my main reason for choosing them would be how responsible they would be (or how i think they would be) with the power each of them gives, for example, crafty would get the rabbit one bc whoever carries it must be really careful with it as it involves time travel, and on my personal vision of crafty she would def be able to handle it

i think thats all? if u got any more questions feel free to ask yippee

[nihiltism]

in related news GOD I need to draw the unknown I need to draw her in my favorite outfits I need to draw her in skirts I need to draw her in cute cardigans I need to draw her smuggling paz into Hell's Movie Theater. there are so many things in my brain and they are all absolutely fucking stupid so I'm glad there are people going wild in ways that interact with the narrative more

a vee has some interests that it can break down the themes and story beats all day. and some others it can just kind of bark about and imagine the mcs wearing little outfits. and in these instances I am very thankful there are other people out there to analyze those themes so I can further bark. humanity cannot exist without diversity

[xoxochb]

"thia character isn't available for chat."

grrrrr it’s working for me idk why it’s doing this

[selfship-confession-box]

chat. chat i need to kiss him,, i need to kiss him BAAAAAADDDDD. i need to bump ou rsilly metal faceplates together and just smush our led screens witha little glass click the soft little hum of electronics and gentle vibrance of screens brightening in a display of faux blushing giggling ever so much at thias attempt at recreating human intimacy to express our own affinity for one another press our very human flessh faces together yes.

BWUH,, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHADAHELL,,,

-🍊⚙️ (citrus bot anon return woah. still gaying it up I fear. severely.)

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