#chat im officially going crazy

[b-h-art]

the first time viktor made the hexcore gem work was the moment jayce knew he would go beyond heaven and hell to be with him always. go argue with the wall

[astrumocs]

Idk why everyone is talking abt their ship vibes but I’ll have you all know that if we talk enough about a ships dynamic together i’ll obsess over them like a rabid beast <3

[orphiclovers]

Actually I'm not done talking about yoohankim's awful digital footprint pre-scenarios. Kim Dokja gets a lot of flack for being chronically online and cringe and that's fair enough but let's just acknowledge that neither Yoo Joonghyuk or Han Sooyoung are ANY better.

For Han Sooyoung it's obvious. Despite having her own sucessful webnovel, presumably with fans who support her, she gets obsessed with her one hater who thinks she is a plagiarist, finds the "original" novel where this guy was the only commenter on every chapter, and instead of reading her own comments she spends her time reading HIS and imagining he's saying that about her writing. She does this for years. DERANGED BEHAVIOUR. Pre-scenarios Han Sooyoung has no excuse to be acting this crazy. Sent to internet jail for being weird online.

1863rd Han Sooyoung. Automatically get a pass to act unhinged bc after going through the apocalypse that's just expected and also the only person she talks to for 13 years is Kim Dokja and a creepy old man who calls her god, BUT. That being said she's a perfectly average and healthy internet user! Spends literally every waking moment writing a shitty webnovel so hard pieces of her soul chip away and infuse in it, sure, but she doesn't bother anyone, just does her own thing, posts the chapters and occasionally chats with her one commenter. The most normal one here. Somehow.

Kim Dokja. Big fan of a webnovel and can get intense about it sometimes, starts fights online defending his fave character, recommends the same novel so much he gets banned from forums, whatever. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE IS WHAT IM SAYING. This is nothing too crazy, only about the level of an average fandom superfan. Uses his real name online which is certainly a choice but some people do that in real life too. Giving him a pass, I was also a cringey emo teen on the internet once. (and im still cringe and emo)

Yoo Joonghyuk as seen in Yoo Mia side story. Absolutely glued to his phone. He checks it while eating breakfast, while in the car being driven to work, while literally walking down the street so that Yoo Mia has to tell him to put it away and hold her hand! He is basically addicted to reading hate comments about himself. In his narration he mentions that there are only a few regulars in the forums he lurks in and that he recognizes all their usernames, accidentally revealing that he's in too deep and officially lost in the sauce. Even his manager tells him he should stop reading the comments because they clearly upset him, but he justifies it to himself by thinking quote, "If someone has a grudge against him, he just needs to be prepared to face that hatred. Then everything is under his control."  That last line especially is such a cope, and reveals that this behavior is another one of his desperate attempts to feel in control of his life, and as pathetic as that is and as much as I feel sympathy this is being weird online and I'm sending him to Internet jail.

Bonus round: Secretive Plotter. Need I say anything. Absolutely glued to his phone AGAIN, no it doesn't make it better that sometimes it's his kkomas instead of him. Canonically has a bound book of every single comment Kim Dokja ever left on WOS, printed out, which is more freak mode than even Han Sooyoung went. Straight to jail.

[pomegranatesarchive]

he got the girl | george russell

pairing: george russell x wolff!reader

summary: that awkward moment when you get caught going on a date with one of your dads drivers.

liked by georgerussell63, alex_albon, maxverstappen1, and 973,826 others!

f1gossip: y/n wolff was seen last night on a date? with george russell, (yes the mercedes driver) last night in monaco? this was actually very surprising for us as well, thoughts?

view comments below!

user1: no shit

user2: no way george pulled y/n

user3: GEORGE IN THE LIKES ??????

user4: NOT ONLY HIM BUT MAX CHARLES ALEX TOOOO ??

user5: sorry guys 😅😅 but that’s actually me and y/n, not her and that skinny twig 😅😅

user6: maybe they were just hanging out??

user7: NO WAY GEORGE PULLED HER

user8: this is actually crazy

user9: okay guys..but the pictures are actually so cute 🙂‍↕️

user10: RIGJT?? THE WAY HES HOLDING HER JACKET AND PURSE TOO 🥰🥰

alex_albon: holy shit @/georgeussell63 no way you actually got her

georgerussell63: well don’t act so surprised 🙄

maxverstappen1: we will act so surprised. she’s rejected you 10 times.

georgerussell63: she has NOT!

maxverstappen1: sorry, 20 times**

user10: WHAT ARE THESE DRIVERS DOING ON A GOSSIP PAGE ??

charles_leclerc: holy cow 😳

mercedesamgf1: omg no

mercedesamgf1: What the fuck is this. - Toto Wolff

user11: NO GEROGE RUN

user12: SOMEONE CHECK IF GEORGE IS STILL ALIVE

user13: TOTO NOOO

user14: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE ????

liked by georgerussell63, mercedesamgf1, yourusername and 43,837 others!

tagged: yourusername, and georgerussell63

f1: it’s been a while, but y/n is back!

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user15: her and lewis 😞😞

user16: THATS MOTHERRRR

user17: she looks so good 🙄

user18: GEORGE BEING TAGGED ???

mercedesamgf1: please un-tag George William Russell. - Toto Wolff

user19: someone PLEASE get this old geezer his own instagram account

user20: the way he adds - Toto Wolff, like we don’t already know ???

user21: oh what i would do to be a fly in the mercedes garage right now

user22: the use of george’s FULL name ??? that boy better run

georgerussell63: 😍😍

leiwshamilton: do you want our boss to kill you?

landonorris: it’s like he WANTS to die

user23: WHY IS HE BEING SO PUBLIC ABOUT TUIS ???

user24: after years of being rejected by y/n he wants everyone to know he finally got her 😭

user25: george finally gets y/n and he loses all fear

f1gossip; y/n was asked about the dating rumors today she was asked “are you and george dating”, she answered, “i think he’s made it very clear, hasn’t he?”

view comments below!

user26: GEORGE FINALLY GOT THE GIRL!!

user27: i low key thought george was having like a manic episode and was pretending to date y/n but this basically confirmed it, happy for them!

user28: LMAO WHATT

user29: okay now toto’s reaction pls

user30: wait but if she’s toto’s daughter? why is her hair like blonde blonde

user31: she dyes her hair religiously

user32: okay but george being like so proud of this relationship is so incredibly cute 😞

user33: netflix is going to eat this up

liked by, yourusername, lewishamilton, georgerussell63, and 926,826 others!

mercedesamgf1: our family 🙏🙏

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user34: GEORGE LOOKS SO SCARED 😭😭😭

user35: NO IM DYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY

user36: GEORGE LOOKS LIKE HES BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT

user38: this is hilarious

yourusername: p5 and p7 👏👏

georgerussell63: wanted to make you proud 🥰

user39: OH BROTHER HERE HE GOES

user40: toto will appear in an estimated 3 seconds

mercedesamgf1: 😐 - Toto Wolff.

f1gossip: george russell and toto wolff were seen speaking after the race in monaco, sources say that after a intense chat, they hugged it out, thoughts?

view comments below!

user41: AND HE APPROVES!!!

user42: YAY

user43: ITS OFFICIAL, TOTO APPROVES

user44: okay now i can actually be happy about this relationship

user45: i kinda feel bad that his own daughter didn’t tell him that she was dating someone…

user46: they bro hugged 🥹

user47: so happy for y/n and george ❤️

liked by f1, lewishamilton, danielricciardo, mercedesamgf1, and 637,927 others!

georgerussell63: after 4 years, i finally got the girl 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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f1: GEORGE RUSSELL FINALLY DOES IT EVERYONE!!

landonorris: YEAH RUSSELL 🗣️

oscarpiastri: finally 👏👏

danielriccarido: HELL YEAH

maxverstappen1: i still don’t believe it…

lewishamilton: proud of you man 🫂

charles_leclerc: YAY!!!

carlossainz55: he finally made it🥹🥹

mclaren: she could do better

user48: ADMIN??

yukitsunoda: really?

alex_albon: still not convinced this is real 😅

user49: this whole comment section is killing me 😭

liked by, georgerussell63, mercedesamgf1, lewishamilton, and 736,260 others!

yourusername: when he’s dad approved 😍

view comments below!

mercedesamgf1: eh - Toto Wolff.

yourusername: father pls get instagram

georgerussell63: my beautiful gorgeous exquisite breathtakingly beautiful girl 😍😍🥰🥰

user50: need me a man like THIS.

lewishamilton; simp 🫵

yourusername: ??? who taught you that

lewishamilton; the internet

user51: now get married and have 3 kids !!!

georgerussell63: soon!

mercedesamgf1: NO NOT SOON. - Toto Wolff

f1: beautiful couple 😻

user52: THIS IS ADORABLE

user53: i need me a man who loves me as much as he loves y/n

user54: he waited 4 years for her 🥹🥹

user55: the train tracks looks really delicious right about now

user56: me and who???

user57: why is george kinda sexy…

yourusername: how are you just realizing this now?

user57: IT TOOK YOU FOUR YEARS TO NOTICE????

yourusername; no comment.

. . .

notes: i have my chemistry final tomorrow, wish me luck!

[katerinathesaint]

sweetheart!art donaldson who’s always been nice to you. you were heading to a table in the university’s library to study for one of your classes and you accidentally dropped some of your things:( art was so quick to stand from his seat and help you! him picking up your things to hand them back to you with flushed cheeks because he thinks you’re pretty:)) he compliments your outfit (it’s nothing special) and offers for you to sit with him while you study.

he introduces himself and you do the same. you guys chat while studying for your classes the whole time, him handing you a few of his snacks when you mentioned being a little hungry, and you can’t help but find him absolutely wonderful; he’s such a sweetheart!! you guys plan a little hangout in his dorm later that night since he said his roommate, patrick, is gonna be gone. you’re both so nervous and excited!!

but even still, later that night when he’s pounding into your sweet cunt, he’s being an absolute gentleman!! making sure you’re okay, complimenting you—

“that feel good? hm? you like that?”

“so fuckin’ perfect, oh fuck-”

“fuck, so tight— shit”

“so beautiful baby, so fuckin’ pretty,”

his whines and whimpers sound like a beautiful melody, one that elicits moans from you as well. his fat cock bullying its way into your warm and wet pussy. he feels so good inside you, filling you to the brim as he bottoms out. him kissing you as you moan his name, treating you so good. you guys cuddle and watch a silly little movie after😖😖

he asks you out on an official date, and then another after that, and then y’all start dating and he proposes after a few years and you get married and have a bunch of kids because he also has a breeding kink and #dilf!art is everything to me.

YES PLEASE I NEED HIM SO BAD IM GOING CRAZY OM NOM NOM RAHHHH

[ranfordgallus]

Gavin, ronan, aiden, and nolan are the kratt brothers children canon said by the official wild kratts instagram IM FUCKING CRAZY IM GOING TO LOSE IT SO BAD CHAT

Im crazy im going so crazy im sick im on my deathbed as we speak

[heliosundercover]

Oblivious dick Grayson

Dick, "Am I missing something?" Grayson. A great leader, brother, and friend. But he's horrible at picking up signals, even though he’s a flirt himself.

 

Dick had constantly fumbled the bag. He had a tendency to completely miss signals; it became a joke between his friends.

 

"Wait, you’re telling me she was giving me “fuck me eyes.” Ha, you’re hilarious,” Dick says in air quotes after being told some girl on the street was flirting with him, as if it were unbelievable that he gets female attention. 

 

But with you, he was suddenly hyper-aware, hoping that he wasn't missing something with you. 

 

"Was she flirting or being nice?" He sat on his bed, staring at the ceiling. Today he bumped into you at the supermarket, and you complimented his hair, saying that it looked soft. You even leaned in super close, like you wanted to touch it.

"Dick I don't know. How'd you get that from what do you want on your pizza, dude?" Jason replies, rubbing his temples. 

 

Everyone thought this crush on a random civilian was getting a bit ridiculous, especially since she was clearly interested. But in his mind, he couldn't fumble this one. You were different, like you were too good for Gotham when you first met; he knew almost instantly but somehow missed the blatant attraction you had for him.

Dick wasn't the type to believe in love at first sight. 

But that night, he started wondering if it was real. When he first saw you, you were sitting in a bar drinking with a group of friends when he walked in, and he couldn't take his eyes off of you, and neither could you. At some point, you said fuck it and went up to him, chatting it up; it was an instant connection. But of course he missed your signals, thinking you weren't interested at first. It wasn't until you wrote your number on his hand and hearts around it that he realized you were attracted to him, but somehow he still felt like the guest could be friendly. The simple gesture has him thinking the entire night.

 

It took so long for him to ask you out officially; he had been too afraid to ask you out, afraid that he had misinterpreted your feelings. But when you agreed, his face lit up. Weeks of torment were finally over. You agreed to go to a small cafe for something casual.

 

Dick was on mission today. He was on a mission to not miss a single thing about you. Over the past few weeks, he has been meticulously honing his observation skills, pouring over self-help books, and practicing mindfulness. He's been so deep in this self-imposed mission that he has ended up ironically missing the most important thing: your clear, no longer subtle, signals of affection. 

 

You look up from your phone, and your lips curl into a smile that could make any man's heart flutter uncontrollably. You tilt your head gently, and he swears your eyes shimmer with a playful glint. That's your signal. It's always been your signal. But Dick, bless his soul, misses it entirely. He's too engrossed in everything, down to the intricate details, missing the big picture in the process. 

It was driving you crazy. Weeks of flirting felt like it was going nowhere, then suddenly he asked you on a date. It was so confusing. It had you thinking you were the issue. 

"Do you want to order anything?" Dick asks, his eyes glued to the menu. You giggle softly. He was cute, all focused like that, like the menu was the most interesting thing in the world. Gently shaking your head, suddenly it clicked. He was just nervous, overthinking, or both. After you've been trying to get him to notice the signals for weeks now, Dick was just being a bit awkward.

 

"Hey, Dick," you murmur softly, extending her hand across the table to gently touch his, causing him to finally look up. You meet eyes; you can see him searching your face for anything, and you giggle again.

"Im going to be honest here, Dick," you squeeze his hand softly. 

"I've been flirting with you for weeks, and I can't tell if you're not interested or what, but it's driving me mad."

 

His eyes go wide, and the irony of the situation kicks in almost immediately. This whole time, he was so focused on not missing something that he missed weeks of flirting that he wanted to kick himself. 

"No, no, it's just," he laughs, like the weight of the world is off his shoulders. 

 

"I like you too; I like you a lot, actually, but I was so afraid of reading the situation wrong that I ended up doing just that."

 

He laughs again. His laugh sends relief down your spine, so you weren't crazy; he was just overthinking it. It was kind of cute knowing that you made him flustered. 

 

The date pretty much flies by after you get over that not-so-small hurdle. The connection had been there for weeks, so it was easy for you two to talk. And when the date ended, neither of you wanted it to end, so he walked you home.

 

"I really liked spending time with you. Do you want to see me again?" 

He asks when you get to your apartment door. The question makes you roll your eyes. 

 

"No, I don't want to see you again," you say jokingly, but you see the panic on his face.

"Of course I want to see you again, Dick. I really, really like you."

You step closer to him, and suddenly the hallway is fifty degrees hotter. Dick looks down at you, and his breath hitches.

You stand in the hallway for what feels like eternity, just looking at each other. 

 

"Do you want to kiss me as badly as I want to kiss you right now?" Dick breaks the silence. 

 

"I thought you'd never ask."

His hand cups your cheek, and his eyes look so beautiful that even in the horrible lighting of your apartment building's hallway, they never leave yours. You suddenly realize how close you are standing—close enough to see your reflection in his gaze. You see anticipation, desire, mirrored in your own eyes, and something else. Something deeper, something that makes your heart flutter. It was a really intimate moment. 

 

But Dick just had to make a joke.

"Just making sure I'm not missing something, and you like me, right?"

You can't help but giggle, playfully pushing him away.

 

"Yeah, this means I like you."

Laughing softly, you place one more kiss on his cheek before going into your apartment.

 

Dick couldn't help but celebrate silently when your door was fully shut. When he got back to the manor, he had a noticeable smile on his face.

 

Damian looks at Jason with a raised eyebrow when they see him happily skipping by. 

“So do we think that girl is real? Orrr…”

 

“For his sake, yes.” 

Jason looks back at what he was doing, and the room is back in a comfortable silence. 

So i just wanted to say thank you sm for loving my Jason fic! I started on wattpad and stuff on wattpad takes forever to get noticed/ popular i look forward to writing more but i genuinely expected it to not take off how it did:)

Im working on a thank you piece with more dc characters called “how they talk about you”

[hiiikiko]

IF THATS THE CASE … would u write ellie x hikikomori reader

𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕖 𝕩 𝕙𝕚𝕜𝕚𝕜𝕠𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕚!𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

ellie w. x reader | tlou m.list

[a/n] AHHHH I LOVE THIS PROMPT SM !! (speakin as a former hikikomori <now forced to work a 9-5>) also im doin this heavily based off me bc my room is literally like the ones in the pics lolz n there’s not many other known moris that aren’t minors n i dont feel comfy roping them in 0__0 idk if this is good bc it was so hard to come up with anything lolz

₊˚ ‿︵‿︵‿︵୨୧ · · ♡ · · ୨୧‿︵‿︵‿︵ ˚₊

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ as a hikikomori, you rarely ever left your apartment, too anxious to face the chaotic world outside but on this particular day, you were craving some strawberry shortcake from a nearby bakery; so you put on a brave face and stepped outside for the first time in awhile

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ on the way to the bakery, you passed a comic shop and decided to take a peak because it seemed to be empty, and the only worker looked too engrossed in their comic

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the comic shop was very neat! they even had the exact comic you were looking for so you snatched it up and made your way to the register

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ as soon as you placed the comic on the counter, green eyes peaked over a spiderman comic which a very pretty auburnette was reading, your face was covered in a blush as she began to scan the book and make small talk, but unfortunately you were too shy to talk

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ for days after, she would pop into your mind, the way she looked at you over the comic made you smile

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ so, you made plans to come again the next day.. then the day after that.. then day after that.. then-

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ soon, you and ellie became aquatinted, she even knew your favourite series but you had yet to know anything about her

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ finally, one day you had the courage to ask her what her favourite series was, ellie leaned over the counter, a smirk on her face as she said “Ah, i’m a bit busy right now but.. why don’t i tell you later, hm?” your soul left your body when you saw she had written her number on a sticky note tucked into your comic (little did you know that she had written that weeks ago and finally worked up the courage to give it to the pretty girl with immaculate taste in comics)

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ soon, you and ellie were chatting everyday

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you even got her into manga lol

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ even though you weren’t keen on sending photos, ellie would constantly send videos/photos of her at school, or work, out hiking, gym pics, and more (she also sends you haul videos of what she bought at the comic store and would tell you that she saved a comic for you)

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ BUT when you did work up the courage to send pics (usually leaving out full body pics or face pics) she would go completely crazy and bombard you with compliments, making you kick your feet and blush

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ you decide to invite ellie over to play a game, you clean up because now you finally have motivation, ellie looks almost out of place in your room that’s filled with pink things and little figurines, she doesn’t mind it, as a matter of fact she thinks it’s cute and she loves how many comfortable things you have, your whole room is like one big pillow

⋆. 𐙚 ˚the two of you have a great time, ellie ends up spending the night which you don’t mind, it’s been awhile since you’ve had company

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ the next morning, you wake up and can’t find ellie anywhere but when you walk into the kitchen you see a little box with a note on it that reads ‘had to go to work, picked up a cake for you <3’

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ there’s no official start to your relationship, instead ellie ends up staying over days at a time, buying you comics and games, taking you out on dates, so the two of you had somehow became a ‘thing’

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ ellie even has a highlight full of pics of you (only if you’re comfy with it) and of your dates

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ when you finally open up to her about how you struggle with going outside and being around other people, she’ll try her best to understand

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ after you tell her, she’ll still plan outside dates but will also make sure the two of you have at home dates, mainly playing video games and watching movies

⋆. 𐙚 ˚she’ll also listen to whatever you’re struggling with

⋆. 𐙚 ˚she’ll accommodate you but she will NOT coddle you because she wants you to get better and treating you like a child won’t help, somedays she’ll drag you outside to go on a little walk or take you over to her place instead

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ she does get frustrated at times because she wants to show you off and take you out but it’s so fuckin frustratin how often you say no, during these times she’ll sometimes lash out or go for a walk but then apologize as soon as she gets back and try her best to communicate what’s going on

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ this does prompt you to try harder so when ellie does take you out, she’ll check up on you every couple of minutes just to make sure she’s not making you feel bad

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ she’ll encourage you to get a better sleep schedule and a healthier diet, even going as far to come over and cook for you or bring leftovers from whatever joel made

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ she’s very nervous to touch you, her hands practically hovering over you because she’s not sure if this is okay (even if you’re practically throwing yourself at her, she’ll still be nervous and awkward about it)

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ when she does realize you’re not a porcelain doll, she can’t get enough of you, she’s been so nervous to touch you for so long that when she realizes that she can, she goes feral, her hands roaming all over your body

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ she punches your stuffed animals when you’re not in the room

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ if ellie’s in a band, she’ll invite you to gigs and at first you’re scared and frequently decline but when you finally do show up, ellie puts on the best show she ever has just to impress you ♡

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ overall, she loves that your geek matches hers and she wants you to get better, so she’d try her best to help in whatever way she can

[sdmnpact]

˗ˏˋHow Harry met Y/N ˎˊ˗

Part 7

Thursday Morning~

I woke up on the couch to arms wrapped around me. I look over and see Harry still sleeping. I have to pee so bad but I don't want to disturb him. Maybe I'll just suffer in silence. I slowly reached for my phone and check the time. 10:29! Doesn't he have to be somewhere right now? I nudged him lightly as he stirred still sleeping. I pushed him harder and he just mumbled. I'll just have to get up. I tried to move his arms from around my body but he just tightened his grip. Finally I stood up just to have him pull me back down. "Don't leave" He said holding me again. "Well we have to get up, it's half past ten!"

"Yeah but we can afford a few more minutes like this."

~~~

After cuddling on the couch for 20 more minutes. We finally got up and began getting ready. He said he was gonna go back home to change then come back for me. Today I'm going with him to meet his friends and watch them film a video. I'm a little nervous because I want to make a good impression. I mean I guess I shouldn't worry too much, they are just people right. Even if I do make a fool of myself, it's not like Harry and I are dating, well officially that is.

I finished getting ready and made myself a little snack. I also made sure to feed Leroy who was asleep in the spot we were sleeping on on the couch. Usually Leroy is hesitant and cautious with new people but he seemed to really like Harry. Harry actually had a couple cute moments with him too, he's just a huge lovebug and I love that about him. After watching his videos, I would have thought that he was a bit weird, chaotic, maybe even a little crazy but he has this whole different side of him where he is such a kind and sensitive guy. He actually seems so down to earth and he's a gentlemen! I've had other guys I fancied before but none of them were like this. Funny and sweet.

I was interrupted from my thoughts by a knock on my door. I quickly ran over and checked the peephole seeing it blocked with flowers. I slowly opened the door to see Harry standing there with a bouquet of flowers and a cheesy grin on his face. "Oh my gosh, what is this?" I said letting him in. "I thought I'd bring you a little gift." He said handing me the flowers as I took a huge whiff. They were my favorite flowers. I had just told him what my favorite flowers were in passing, I didn't think he would remember. I put the flowers in a vase I had by the door and went to fill it with water. When I came back, he was standing by the door on his phone. I went over to him and planted a kiss to his lips cupping both his cheeks. "What was that for?" He asked once I pulled away. "A thank you."

We walked outside to the Uber and made our way towards the filming location. Harry kept his hand on my leg the entire card ride making me gush a bit at his warm touch. We finally arrived at a building with a huge field. Harry took my hand as he led me towards the building. When we walked in, we were greeted by 8 guys standing around a table chatting with one of which was holding a camera. There were other people but they were moving around seemingly busy.

"Oh look who finally decided to arrive!" Josh said, I assume it was him based on the videos I've see. We made our way closer to the table as they began getting rowdy. "Who is this?" Ksi said coming over to me. I felt my body tense up as he came near. He towered over me since I was quite smaller than most here. "Okay okay, calm down, JJ back the fuck up." Harry said half jokingly half serious. JJ put his hands up in defense and walked back towards his previous spot. "Guys, this is y/n! Y/n this is Vik, Simon, Tobi, Josh, JJ, Ethan, and our camera guy [I'm not sure who films for side+, so im sorry] and you remember George" he said pointing to each one.

"Hi! Nice to meet you all!" I said cheerfully waving at them. "So is this your missus then bog?" Ethan asked grabbing Harry's shoulders from behind. "Nah mate we're just friends!" Just friends. Brilliant. "Yeah, just hanging out with my friend Harry today." I said in a clear passive aggressive tone. I can't believe he said we are just friends. I know he hasn't asked me out formally but I just assumed we were on the road to a proper relationship. Harry gave me a look but I won't bother with him anymore I guess. Maybe he was just stringing me along.

After a couple minutes of chatting, the boys went to film their video. Their video is a competition between two teams where they have to complete an obstacle course with a couple activities and challenges along the way. It sounds fun and based on the couple videos I've seen, I think it will be pretty funny. I'm already here, might as well enjoy my time.

" Okay so today we are doing the ultimate obstacle course challenge. Teams! JJ, right! Harry, left!" Simon said pointing them out on each side. "These are the team leaders." A roar of moans abrupted from the boys. "George and Josh on Harry's team and Vik, Tobi, and Ethan on JJ's team!" He continued. "Oh so the minorities on one team?" JJ said as everyone laughed. "I mean technically I am African so..." Ethan trailed off as the laughter continued. After that they made their way towards the first obstacle.

"Okay so the first obstacle, you have to choose one person to do the climbing wall. Who do you nominate?" They chose George and Tobi for this challenge. I watched as both boys went climbing as fast as they could with George almost slipping off multiple times. Tobi was actually very agile and doing surprisingly well. All the boys cheered as Tobi and George were neck and neck almost to the top. Unluckily George slipped on the second to last step and Tobi got the win. Harry's team groaned in defeat while JJ's team cheered and Ethan picked up Vik. I laughed at the sight because he just spun Vik around so easily showing how tiny and light he actually is. "1 point for team JJ"

They took a short break coming over to where I was and had snacks and drinks. "So what'd you think of that?" George asked me coming over, sitting next to me with a bottle of water in hand. "That was intense! You suck by the way." I giggled. He laughed wiping sweat off his forehead. "Oh like you could've done better!? Have you seen the size of that man, I might as well have been up against a large cat!" We both laughed at that comment. I saw Harry looking over at us, a slight tinge of annoyance on his face. I rolled my eyes at that and continued talking with George until they decided to start filming again.

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"Okay so the next obstacle is the rope swing! Here the boys will have to spin around five times then leap onto the rope swing and hop over. If they don't make it then they fall into the freezing cold water! There are two rope swings so each team will have to do it at the same time and whoever finishes first gets the point." Simon explained. Each team got in a line ready to spin on a baseball bat. First up was Ethan and Harry. They spun around five times and began stumbling slowly towards the rope swing. Ethan almost fell but they both successfully went over. Next was JJ and Josh. They spun around and JJ immediately fell over. Tobi helped him up and pushed him towards the rope swing. JJ jumped and missed the rope entirely falling face forward into the water. Everyone broke into laughter as JJ got up and started screaming. "AHHH FUCK!! THAT WATER IS FREEZING!" he shouted flailing around. "oh wait there's a babe here- that water was nothing." He said trying to play it cool, winking at me making me giggle. I saw Harry shooting him a killer glare. Serves him right for what he said.

Next up was Vik and George, Tobi didn't have to do it since he won the first challenge. Vik spun around and immediately fell over struggling to stand up while George overtook and finished the swing with ease. "And that's how it's done boys." George said with a cocky grin. Harry's team cheered as they won the challenge making the other team stand there in disappointment over Vik. "Guys you already know I'm not athletic!" He defended himself making them burst out into laughter. They finished that scene and made their way towards the last challenge.

"Okay guys, now this challenge is a direct 1v1. We have the balance beam where one person from each team will fight each other while standing on a balance beam with foam jousting sticks. There will be best of three and each team will have to go three times. If you get knocked down, you fall and you lose. Okay who's going first?" Simon asked looking towards the team leaders. Tobi and Josh went first.

"Two brothers, now at arms. You shall commence!" Simon said bowing. Josh almost slipped but caught himself. He swung for Tobi but Tobi dodged quickly swiping at Josh's legs making him fall over. A mix of "ohs" and "ahs" abrupted from the boys. "Josh is a goner but not gone yet! Can he redeem himself?" Simon said as Josh stood back on the beam. Unfortunately Josh could not and was knocked over once again. "Guys is this a form of elder abuse?" Ethan laughed making everyone else laugh earning a scolding look and sigh from Josh.

Next up was Ethan and George. They stood on the balance beam holding the sticks. "Okay ready, set, go!" Simon announced as they began jousting. Ethan was putting up a good fight blocking George's hits but he was no match for George who kept dodging with ease. It was almost quite impressive how well both of them were doing. This round went on for a few minutes until Ethan finally hit George knocking him down. "Hold that!" Ethan said as the boys celebrated his small victory. "Don't worry mate you got him!" Harry said pumping George up for the next round.

George and Ethan began the next round slowly as they messed around a bit since Ethan felt too cocky. "No scope." Ethan said swiping at George's legs looking at the camera, missing him completely. George took this opportunity to quickly swipe him back, downing him right away. "Hold That!" George mocked as Harry and Josh cheered. Ethan looked up at him in defeat. "Alright, alright, don't get too cocky now mate!" Ethan said making me laugh at the irony.

Last round, they both stood on the beam. Once they started, it seemed like it could be anyone's game. It was neck and neck, each member swung and dogded like a pro. It was super intense as both teams stared, holding onto each other, praying that their teammate would win. This would decide if they would end it here or we would get Harry versus JJ.

Swing! George swung at Ethan but Ethan quickly dodged bending down almost losing his balance. He quickly caught himself and swung for George's legs making him jump up as everyone gasped at the sight of him jumping on a balance beam and not falling off immediately. George stabbed Ethan with the stick causing Ethan to stumble, struggling to regain his balance. It was touch and go for a second as Ethan wobbled but eventually stood upright swinging for George actually hitting him but not doing any damage. Ethan swung right and George blocked it, swinging right but faking it and hitting his left with the bottom of the stick causing Ethan to fall over. Cheers abruted once again from Josh and Harry as George had won this round. "What can I say, I'm good at everything, and I mean everything ladies." George said winking at the camera and towards me making me blush a little. I saw Harry smacked the back of his head lightly telling him something I couldn't hear.

"Okay well it's a tie between team Harry and team JJ! The final round will tell us who the true Victor will be!" Simon announced as the boys reset and prepared. Harry and JJ got on the podium next to the beam getting their gear on. "Y/n, if I win this, I'm taking you out for dinner tonight!" JJ yelled at me causing me to blush even harder. "Sure thing, but only if you win!" I shouted back, giving him a little wink. I saw Harry throw JJ a nasty glare. "What the hell?" I heard Harry whisper shout towards JJ. "Are you dating her?" JJ asked back. "Well, no but-"

"Alright then it's all good then." JJ said. No one really paid attention to this little conversation since they were fixing their mics or doing something else for a few minutes but I heard it. 'Well, no', it's clear to me, he doesn't want a relationship, I was in my thoughts when Simon began speaking. "Okay so Harry versus JJ! Let's see which team leader can win it for their team!" he announced as the boys got into position. I could clearly see Harry changed, before he had this laid back expression but now he looked more determined.

"Okay go!"

Harry immediately tried pushing JJ as hard as he could. "Woah, man's on the quick one!" JJ said laughing as Harry just glared at him. JJ swung for Harry but he dodged swiping at JJ's chest. He went backwards but only stumbled quickly standing back up. JJ swung for Harry managing to hit him, knocking him down. His team sighed and JJ's team cheered. "That one was for you!" JJ said pointing at me. I waved him off smiling as Harry stood back up. They started again and JJ swung for Harry, missing but Harry just full on tackled JJ onto the foam pit, throwing two punches at him.

"Oh my god." Simon said going into the pit with two of the other guys grabbing Harry, pulling him off JJ. "What the fuck Harry!" JJ shouted at he stood up. Harry was red in the face and didn't say anything. He walked away from everyone and sat down on the ground. Everyone's focus was on JJ who was bleeding from his lip. I think Harry only landed one punch on him but it cause him to bust his lip. I went over to Harry who was just sitting there with his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" I asked as I came up behind him, taking a seat next to him. "Why are you asking me if I'm okay, shouldn't you be asking the guy with the busted face?" he said, avoiding my gaze. "Well, you just freaked out out of nowhere and punched him so I wanted to know if everything is okay with you"

"Okay, well I'm not okay. I'm not okay with you flirting with my mates in front of me." he said finally looking at me.

"You shouldn't even care about that! You said we're just friends!"

"I said that because I don't know what you want! I didn't want to assume it but if you did want a relationship then you wouldn't be flirting with those two." He said gesturing towards the boys.

" That's why you punched JJ!? You didn't have to resort to violence Harry."

"I know, I fucked it big time but he was literally saying all these things about you, I couldn't handle myself." he said, his eyes softening from the furious glare he had.

"You need to go apologize to him." I said grabbing his hand.

"You're right, and I'm sorry for this terrible behavior. Now, I would understand if you don't want anything to do with me anymore." he said.

"I didn't say that, but you do need to work this out first." he nodded as we stood up. We walked back towards the boys as they all stared at Harry. He walked up to JJ.

"I'm sorry for punching you." he told him. JJ just laughed. "No worries mate. Honestly it was my fault for doing that to you. I know she's your girl, I would never actually do that to you." He said as they bro hugged.

"What do you mean-" Harry tried to defend.

"You wouldn't just bring a random girl or friend to the shoot unless they meant something to you. It's alright Harry, we all know." He continued.

"Yeah, I guess you're right." Harry said grabbing my hand while all the boys teased making him turn a bit red.

After that whole ordeal, the boys finished the video with JJ's team actually winning but I think that's just because Harry decided to go easy on him after what he did.

"Congratulations to JJ's team for winning, I mean after what Harry did, I think it was only right to forfeit his team anyways but JJ proved himself worthy and won for his team." Simon announced as the boys cheered. Harry was hugging JJ and gave him a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. I laughed at the sight as JJ screamed 'disgusted' by it.

Once they wrapped up for the day, Harry and I said our 'goodbyes' as we made our way out. "So do you wanna give this a real try?" He asked as we sat in the uber.

"I think I do."

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A/n

This was super long because I honestly had fun making the whole video scene. It's mostly filler but I could imagine this whole video in my head. Anyways I hope you enjoyed it!!

[popcornforone]

Blinded

Day twenty three of the Seasons of Life Drabble Challenge

A Materialists Fic

MASTERLIST

He still may not officially have a name but I came up with this cute idea for the prompt of Puddles & had to go with it. Let’s be honest when you’ve finished reading this youll want to have fun too.

Synopsis:- your blind date is a child at heart.

Word count:-490

No warning just fluff.

Thanks @lady-bess @berryispunk @fanfictionoverload as always, & thank you for reading too.

Central Park is busy. Dog walkers, runners, tourists, carriages & like most autumnal days at the moment, people sheltering. Those who have been caught in the rain hiding for a few seconds hoping it will stop, with no coat or umbrella. The rain has now stopped. You had been in a cafe while it had rained. Your blind date had got you both a latte as you slurped away.

Out of the window you see a girl & her parents, she cant have been more than 4. She was leaping in every puddle no matter what’s its size giggling. Her parents encouraging her. Your date grabs your hand.

“Isn’t that so precious” he says softly.

“It is”

“Imagine being that’s carefree as a kid as an adult”

“No stress, no jobs, no worry’s about blind dates”

“Why you had lots of bad ones?”

“Yes”

“Is this one of them?” You go to answer his question but see the smirk in his beautiful eyes, the way his large hand picks up the cup & his moustache twitching as he sips his latte. You pause beaming back.

“I have no complaints so far” you wink & sip your own coffee. This new match making service was going well for you. A handsome older gentleman who’s a child deep down in his soul still.

After chatting & drinking you leave the cafe still giggling with him.

“Well I hope our blind dates was as good for you as it was me” he says.

“I had fun” you say tucking your hair behind your ear. “Maybe next time dinner”

“It’s a date”he says & the he pauses & laughs “humour me would you” he extends his hand & you don’t hesitate. You glow at his touch as he walks you a few paces to a medium size puddle.

“Seriously?”

“Yes” he squeezes your hand “on the count of 3”

You both count down & then stomp in the puddle a few times, your shoes both getting covered as you laugh & enjoy it.

“See that kid was right” he says laughing before pulling you in for a hug. The biggest warmest hug in the world. His cologne expensive, his body feeling firm. You sigh & he starts to stroke your hair. Both of you lost in a moment before realising people who had watched you jump in the puddle like crazy people are now staring for other reasons. You both realise this at the same time & step back slightly.

“Sorry” you both say in unison & awkwardly smile.

“Don’t be” he says before rubbing your cheek. “If you enjoyed it there’s nothing to be sorry for” you then step back towards him.

“No im sorry I have to leave you & go back to work, & an adult life & not be able to spend the afternoon jumping in puddles with you”

“Then don’t beautiful” he whispers “stay with me”

“Okay” you reply.

[stargirlexie]

I saw a post about if sukuna had been trapped in some girls body instead of yuujis and just had to witness her girl blogging all day and I had to write it out. So yeah that’s what this is :)

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Human_planet New Post: Wed. June 4. 4:43am

So earlier me and my friends were dicking around at this abandoned hospital. I didn’t want to go because back when I was a kid and I had those hallucinations that was one of the places I had the worst one I had ever had. But I never told I friends about all that because they’d think I was crazy so I went. God I hope they don’t see this. So anyways we were in this hospital walking around and I got this feeling. I almost never feel it this strong since I got on my meds but holy shit it was strong this time. So I was trying to tell them that I think we should get the fuck out of there without making them think I’m insane but they just said I was fine and we kept exploring. As we walked around and explored the feeling kept getting stronger and stronger to the point I was nauseous and was getting so paranoid I could barely keep walking. Uh but then we go into this dark ass room and my dumbass friends found a GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING FINGER honestly idk how they found it i was too busy not freaking out to pay attention to them. But jace took it to their house for some bc the bandages had runes n shit on it. I’ll keep y’all updated on the finger my friends found ig bc other than that my life has been pretty fucking boring.

Human_planet New Post: Thurs. June 5. 2:24pm

I have officially come to the conclusion that all of my friends are insane. So everyone read about the finger my friends found yesterday and I have come to my loyal followers with an update. They dared me to eat it. Let me repeat that for the people in the back. They. Dared. Me. To. Fucking. Eat. A. Disembodied. Finger. WHO WOULD FUCKING DO THAT???? They’re all assholes. They saw how I was tweaking when I was around the finger and I guess they came to the amazing conclusion that I SHOULD EAT IT???? Are they fucking toddlers? Why do they want to eat everything they find interesting? Why am I not surprised? WHY WOULD I FUCKING DO THAT???? Anyways the update is that i will absolutely never eat a dead finger that is ANCIENT by the way. And also that I should probably re-evaluate my friendships and boundaries. Anyways I’ll be back with more yapping later! Bye bye chat

Human_planet New Post: Thurs. June 5. 5:47 pm.

I ate the god damn finger. I really need to work on boundary setting.

Human_planet New Post: Thurs. June 5. 6:03pm

IM FUCKING DYING OH MY FUCKING GOD

Human_planet New Post: Thurs. June 5. 7:56pm.

So… I didn’t die. But I still haven’t ruled out the dying possibility. Who knows maybe hearing a VERY angry man screaming in my head is just a hallucination that the poison in that old ass finger gives ppl before they die, I don’t know I’m not a old finger poison expert. But anyways yeah now there’s some guy screaming in my brain and it’s kinda giving me a headache if I’m being honest. Why can’t he shut up? I just want to die in peace. He can stop screaming nonsense about curses and violence and that he’s “the king of curses” and that I’m not worthy to have him in my body and let the poison take me silently. I need another joint. Fuck this stupid old finger poison. Bye guys.

Human_planet New Post: Fri. June 6. 9:42 pm

Uhh so I’m not dead. The man hasn’t stopped screaming and I just slept for over 24 hours and my mom thought I did in fact die. So I should probably be comforting her about scaring her like that and not posting. I’ll be back and if I don’t die I’ll update y’all.

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So that’s my first part 😼😼 I haven’t made a name for it yet but yeah

[outofmydepthatapublicbeach]

What about jo x oblivious!reader 🤭🤭🤭

jj chats: hiii!!! im am so sorry this took a bit for me to post!!! i was very buys with school this week! but it is here now and i hope you enjoy!

warnings: RPF, no use of y/n, pet names (i think 'baby' is used once)

feedback is encouraged and i'd love to get some just please be kind!!!

Jo would constantly be making flirty jokes towards you, and youd laugh but wouldn’t quite grasp the ‘flirty’ part

She would hold doors open for you, offer to get you coffee/tea when you were tired

She would get you little gifts

“It made me think of you”

She would constantly be smiling at you

Compliments would go crazy

She would practically treat you like you guys were already dating

You two would be spending so much time together that Katie and Naomi would always be nagging at Jo 

“When are you gonna make it official?” is Katie’s go to

“Dude you are down bad” is what Naomi always says

Jo would reply like “guys stoppp they don’t like me like that,” she’d make that little sad face

As much as she loves spending time with you, and your obliviouslessness is cute… she is kind of tired of you not picking up what she's putting down

It would be one night when y’all went out and are on a date, which you mistook for a very friendly hangout

She would finally just sit you down and explain everything

“So I need to tell you something.”

You look up, face to face with Jo, he eyes soft, “Yes Jo, what’s up?”

“I need to tell you something, and this may come as a surprise to you, but maybe it wont, I don’t know at this point. I mean we have been spending a lot of time together recently and I don’t know if it meant anything to you or not- but it meant a lot to me, and if it didn’t mean anything to you then-”

You grabbed Jo’s hand, “Jo, slow down, what’s wrong?” You looked at her confused, and a little scared.

“I like you,” Jo’s eyes held yours, “and these past few weeks have been great! But I have been dropping hints for a while and you seem to miss them everytime and I couldn’t keep this to myself anymor-” she was cut off by your lips hitting hers. 

When you pulled away you both had an awestruck look on your face, neither of you believing what you had just done. Finally you spoke up, “I am so sorry.”

Jo laughed, reaching a hand up to grasp your face, “There's no need to be sorry baby, its cute! But next time I will be telling you something instead of trying to let you figure it out yourself.”

You laughed, “That’s probably a good idea!”

[kamurawaffles5684]

HHSHSHSHSHSHDHDBCBFBCBFBDHDHSVDVVDVDVDVD I FUCKING LOVE ALEXANDRIA HYPATIA FROM DISHONORED 2 I NEED TO HUG HER AND KISS HER FACE AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE THE QUEEN SHE FUCKING IS BECAUSE THE INSTITUTE AND HER MENTALITY MAKES HER WORK TOO MUCH AND SHE NEEDS REST I WILL CARRY HER TO BED IF SHE NEEDS I WILL TAKE CARE OF HER I NEED HER TO BE REAL SO I CAN POUR ALL MY LOVE ONTO HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO MUCH I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT HER I NEED TO KISS HER SO BAD.

LIKE LIKE LIKE LOOK AT THE WAY SHE GOES TO CUP UR FACE IN THE GAME OH MY GOD THAT IS SO SWEET I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE CHAT SHE IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE

also grim Alex could do unspeakable things to me and I would not care quite frankly if she were to stab me I would apologize BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER RN WE ARE JUST TALKING ABOUT HYPATIA HERSELF NOT HER ALTER EGO—

I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME THE VOICE ACTORS ARE GOATED AND SO ARE RHE CHARACTERS IM GOING CRAZY I AM SO SO SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS FUCKING GAME

ok rant over

[ross-sluggo]

so in my road to a 500 floor streak (330s as im typing this) i made a weird guide in terms of tips for anyone crazy enough to do this as well (it's me, im crazy. lock me in a rubber room with rats). i'll do em in the order of my notes and i'm going off of the official floor names

Button Comp: participation in this does not affect time spent here. The floor cannot kill you, so unless you want coins, you're safe to idle.

Space Dropper: same as the last one, but this one can technically hurt you.

bugbo: same as Button Comp. I purposefully don't do shit because I want to annoy that bug. I hate him. I don't have any reason to, I just do.

Studio Obby: same as Space Dropper where it can hurt you and participation doesn't affect the the time.

UES: while hunting for JAOBA is technically something you can do and it does speed things along, assuming you're working alone this is very boring and tedious. Floor is harmless otherwise.

Toolbox Speedway: same as button comp- you'll be seeing this phrase in here a lot.

Slide 4 Admin: say it with me everyone.

Splitsville: Do this one, it's harmless but it DOES go faster if you do it.

4 Corners: use RGYB in the chat to note the order. Since Roblox censorship is very finicky, don't ENTER it, but keep it on hand. Falling, though, doesn't end your streak.

Underground Subway: just stay off the tracks, don't hit Poob as they can kill you.

gm_flatgrass: no action required here unless you want the cat that might be there.

Happy Home Party: if you have Poob in the elevator, no action required. If you don't, uh. Don't die I guess-

Superhighway: Same as Space Dropper. I recommend standing on the railings of the elevator because there's about 4 knife (legally distinct) voombas that can and WILL kill you.

Color Our World: say it with me everyone.

Eternal Limbo: Stay alive, if you have the tiny foamer you can shoot the mirror Folly jumps into. Just shoot the right side, though, as the branches that can hold the mirror cover the left side.

Frightening Floor: stay on the rails. They say you need to leave the elevator, they're LYING.

Temple of... Something: Doing this alone will not harm your streak if you just fall through the floor. Take the gem with you, it'll be funny.

3008: There's no strategy to this. Finding Lampert makes it go faster but that's all down to luck really-

Elevator x5: Keep to the sides because if it's that pale red brick, it will kill you instantly. This goes for the red wall as well along with the void but the pale red killbrick is a lot more abrupt.

Find the Path: This one has an interesting strategy. Use a sticker and hover over the tile you want to go on. If you see the red "you can't put this here" indicator, you'll fall through that one. If you don't, it's safe to walk on. Do it even if you have a full elevator.

Suspiciously Long Room: EXERCISE CAUTION AND DO NOT TOUCH TARMITE. HE IS, REGARDLESS IF IT'S FACE-ON OR FROM THE SIDE, 1000% LETHAL. If you're not sure if you can make it to the next one, DO NOT PROCEED AND WAIT FOR HIM TO MAKE HIS COURSE. Completing it makes it go faster.

Cardboard room: Almost identical to button comp, but be wary since 3D Fafa Orange can and will kill you.

Backrooms: Pay attention for the love of god, Clovers are lethal. If you can't find any of the traps to enclose one, just dodge for awhile.

Redball Diner: Did you know? If you stand on the redball phone display in front of Reddy, it "breaks" him? Abuse this. (This is as of 1/20/25)

Birthday Apt.: say it with me-

Hotel Floor: The main strategy with this one is to listen for music coming from one of the doors. If you're fast enough, though, you can cheese it and get by with minimal damage taken. Or you have a gas mask. More on the items later.

2 Stud Camp: Do this one, it'll go faster, but be careful. The UFOs get really nasty at points, especially if you have Spud! join your elevator instead of Gnarpy.

Turret: lmao (stick to the sides of the elevator.)

Either Teapot Level: Don't bother.

Flood Fill Mine: This one's required, flood will kill you. Aim for darker blocks. They changed it some time ago so you can hold left click to mine instead of having to rapid-fire click.

Elevator Shaft: This goes for any level but especially this one, if you jump while climbing anything you'll go faster. Careful on this one, though, since the falling elevators do about 40 hp per elevator.

Gumball Machine: You can do this one, it'll go faster, but you will probably get smacked around a bunch.

Hole in the Wall: Sometimes there's an explosion, otherwise nothing happens.

Dance Party: AFAICT, this doesn't ruin your streak.

Infected Apartment: Do this one. No major advice I can give that isn't obvious when playing it a few times.

Funny Maze: Doing this one does make it go faster, but is it worth it? Scary Mike is lethal. He does have a path warning you where he'll be.

Minefield: ice cream :) (doing this one doesn't affect the time but you get ice cream :D)

Random Maze: Giggler makes it faster, but be wary of the RATS-

Snackcore: If you're running low on HP you can, but completion doesn't affect the time. There's also money on the ground.

Snowy Slope: Just get lucky or smth idk

Happy Birthday?: No action required.

Jermpop Factory: No shame in hiding in a barrel or a box, doing it'll make it go faster though. Jermbomination is also lethal.

Stanley Room: Either drink the cement in the game store or do this one, but not doing either will kill you.

Mozelle's Castle: No action required unless you want to participate.

Rock Park: Just let Sam, Pam, and Dan die. Hide near the grates in the beginning area, there's enough shelving in that nook to keep you safe from the rocks. The rocks are lethal.

Intense Obby: Not required due to time shenanigans but it can be fun.

Crumbl Cube: ON GOD BE CAREFUL I FUCKING HATE SLIMYIM- Anyway, hide in the cube. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you. Stay alive. Kill Slimyim except you can't but KILL HIM ANYWAY I FUCKING-

Area 51: If I'm alone, I never do this one. No point. Like it goes faster but it sucks.

STAT's Domain: Same with Area 51, but it actually goes faster if you avoid it and it's less deadly. :)

Red Ball Temple: While it's tempting to not do this one, doing this floor will make it go faster. Just try not to slow down.

Pet Capture Deluxe: Having Melanie with you will make this faster. Plus, if you're alone, it's only 4 critters.

Drive Thru: No action required.

Jeremy: Fun fact! You can shoot the button you need to press with either the Foam Dart or the Anti-Voomba device. Shaves a bit of time off. Yeah, this is me saying do this one.

WHEEL OF: Good luck?

Fun Flood at Squishy's: You kinda need to do this one. I still think these incidents should result in Gregoriah's termination.

WALL OF: You have to do this one. It IS death otherwise.

I also want to make note of some special floors and some recommended items

Ballpit: Toothy and Toothette, be wary of them.

FNARB: HAR HAR HARHAR HAR- anyway, yeah. Just survive, it's not too difficult. Don't abuse the doors or lights.

HALL OF: Uhhh. Godspeed? Fuckin. Run for your life??

ITEMS TO GET

Almost, if not, every shop has the Gas Mask. Look into the Crystal Crown at Retrograde Security Station and/or Floppy Shoppy. It's also good to look into the Token of Asclepius at various stores. iirc HC Ice Cream has them, I think OFFICE OF has them- oh, and the tiny foamer at Shop Space. From the maingame store, get the anti-voomba device and the petal cone. You can use the petal cone for Split if you get annoyed at her banana peels, and the anti-voomba device for. Well. Yeah.

One final note, do not anger DrRetro, Gnarpy, Spud!, or Poob. They can kill you. Poob has it for you.

[ultra-raging-ghost]

I REACHED POST LIMIT SO HERES MY POST FROM 9:20 ONWARD

"Goodbye my three little ones, your father has to go"

"Im sorry chat, i guess ill just speak from the heart. the way i lost dapper and pomme i dont think i really.. had time to process, so losing him like this feels like losing all three of them at the same time"

Visiting bagis... poor zeno fucking died to a rooster LMAO i missed bagis place so fucking bad

searching for pepito.... where is my baby.... where is my little pepito, there pepito is

Bad doesnt really know what to do with himself, hes still sad but richas is like. Officially gone. Which is a crazy thing to process. I was having a hard time dealing with it but i think richas' final goodbye made me feel a lot better about it,it doesnt feel like theres a nail in the back of my brain now, im a little more content with this at least. Wont really be happy about it, but more content with it

We're gonna go leave a richas flower (blue orchid) at bagi's old base <3 just like how we left a cornflower at a place special to pomme.

hehehe agent 18/panks_ is in chat and theyre tormenting bad for fun

Offering pepito the opportunity to visit one last place, bad plans on coming back and visiting a couple final places sometime soon, not tonight but soon. Probably gonna end after pepito picks where to go

pepito cant think of anywhere, bads picking one more place to go

PEPITO TIME AT THE OFFICIAL DAPPER TIME SPOT??? LETS GOOOOO

Pepitos gonna be temporarily dapper while in the official dapper time spot <333

bads back, i got so comfortable in the old house that i forgot we have to leave. Just a wave of sadness washed over me, it feels like leaving home all over again, it feels like we should be able to walk into the old spawn from dappers train station and see pierre and pomme and etoiles again

pomme in chat... assuring bad she and dapper wont be leaving any time soon. Bad promises us he has some really fun stuff hes been working on he thinks we'll enjoy, this journey isnt over

while waiting for pepito we're reminiscing on when he had to triangulate the Dont have Your Gun thing that was playing that he couldnt find LMAO

currently visiting the old subway bad was building with dapper underground.... the new terrain generation generated a FULL end city RIGHT next to it!!!!

gonna visit bobby fields another day, thats another day issue, but dapper wanted to go see it with him lol

Bad found out Lullah and Richas were leaving yesterday, sounds like he didnt know chay was leaving till today

BOOOOOOOO BOOOOOO BOO IS HERE!!!! HELLO BOO!!!!!!

Pepitos playing around in the balloons Boo left <33

Bad: Yeah i remember when pomme and dapper came in one of these end cities and scared the muffins out of me Pomme: ?????? Pomme: bro you were dead Bad: I STILL REMEMBER.......

We're gonna go play Wordlos (or however you spell it) one last time before leaving the old spawn <3 gonna see if we can get it to work!!!

kinda works!!! Kinda!!! It mostly works!!!! gonna play!!!!!

"I am so proud of your spanish uncle bad!!! its a great advance to know how to explain something, its the most important thing"

We're looking at the paintings, this is it for the day. Richas logged off with bads statue painting so hes probably never gonna see that again LMAO "thats why we get screenshots"

Pepitos saying a little goodnight to the ghosties <33 pepitos gonna eat all of us up because we're so cute. "I see everything, too. EVERYTHIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG". Pepitos telling us to rest, eat, and drink water, and do our favorite things. We deserve it, to remember not to be sad it ended but be happy it happened at all <3

Bads planning on streaming tomorrow, hes not 100% sure what we'll be doing but he isnt gonna let this crank his steam

Pepitos planning on getting on tomorrow! or whenever! pepito doesnt know when pepito gets on LMAO

Thats all for todays stream, ending at 10:15, goodnight bad, richas, pomme, and dapper <3

[leclerced]

https://www.tumblr.com/enchantecafe/739424546511257600/oscar-with-a-biker-or-motogp-reader-i-cannot

i love motogp reader and oscar wag thank you for putting my thoughts into words omg

i like to think the other drivers don’t believe him when he first tells him about his gf… i feel like they’d be like.. cmon oscar no need to lie until biker reader is up on hee podium dedicating her win to him.. maybe kisses him on camera after she wins first (aka like that one photo of charles)

the way i wish i could just brain rot about this instead of working on my assignments is unreal

-🌷

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ugh i just realized i accidentally tagged that as 🫀anon instead of 🌷 im sorry they’re side by side in my recents 😭🫶🏻

lando teases him for having a crush on her and liking all her posts when they start dating but once they make things official and decide to tell people, he tries to tell them and they don’t believe him. can imagine he tells lando first and lando is making fun of him when daniel walks in and asks what they’re talking about. lando pulls up her instagram and is like, “you think oscar could pull this chick?” and daniel looks through the hot biker girl’s page and looks at oscar, cozied up on a couch, and laughs before they begin making jokes about how she would run circles around oscar. oscar gives up on convincing anyone until he goes to her race on an off weekend and she kisses him on the live cameras. fans go crazy and even though the drivers probably aren’t watching the race, they’d see it the next time they get on social media and soon enough he’s getting apologetic texts from other driver’s, congratulating her on her win and them the relationship.

or they could find out because she comes to one of oscar’s races and i can imagine drivers recognize her and try to chat but she keeps excusing herself quickly until she gets to the mclaren garages. oscar’s waiting for her and opens his arms when he sees her and she jumps into his arms for a hug bc they haven’t seen each other in forever and everyone is like, “holy shit he was telling the truth, how the fuck are they together? how did they meet??”

imagine them making out in the garage and he’s blushing and keeps pulling back when she tries to deepen the kiss, uncaring that they have an audience.