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People who deserve redemption, according to Thomas Astruc, written from least to worst of a bad character.

Kim Lê Chiến

Dumbass teenage boy who could have killed Marinette with a dumb prank he was completely concious of, and willing to commit. The boy was also a brat/ bully throughout season 1, but after Dark Cupid had apparently decided to be nicer off screen. Became friends with Max and got a girlfriend... BUT still refers to Chloe as the funniest and prettiest girl, IN FRONT of said girlfriend. Sees nothing wtong with what he did to the point of getting upset enough to become akumatized over the issue. He was allowed to be a super hero without even apologizing to Marinette dor over a year, and did a lot of dumb stuff tht was also forgiven just because. Is also one of the most inconsistently written characters in tbe story.

Jagged Stone

Possibly the most likable man on the list. However this man abandoned his twins and didn't contact them for 14 years. He kept his identity a secret and it's not even known if he paid child support before coming back into their lives, and constantly having fights with their mother.

That said he's put low on the list because we don't know if he did or did not pay child support. He's not mean to his children or kids in general, he is legit trying to make up for his absence and he originally left because his life was too chaotic to have custody. There's a lot of ambiguity and behind the scenes drama that is not explored (*cough thought out cough cough*) in this family, and it's even possible the mom fought for full custody to keep him away after a big break up. The situation is too ambiguous to judge.

Sabrina Raincomprix

Sabrina has been Chloe's number 1 supporter and follower for almost a decade. They were childhood friends and wherever Chloe went, she went. She has been supporting Chloe bad deeds and even happily participating throughout most of them. There were two incidents in season 1 where they almost stopped being friends and Marinette made an attempt to leave the friendship once, but for the most part has stuck throigh and done everything Chloe has wanted her to do and loved doing it. This includes stealing, faking notes, doing her homework, coming up with schemes to bully, laughing at all the chaos, making grown women and other teens cry and so much more. She was even given the dog Miraculous in season 4, by Marinette, despite doing nothing to earn it and only being good at soccer and wanting to SAVE Chloe, so they could bully another day.

In the end she's given a redemption arc because she feels bad for stealing (all of a sudden), and because Chloe was becoming friends with Lilah. The fact she's an active participant in bullying who gets off on the power trip of putting others drown, is not brought up again

Alec Cataldi

Alec's career is based on putting other people down, and is responsible for the first akumatized victim in the show back in episode 1. For four seasons, his entire personality was finding people, mocking them, on television or in person, and getting views off it. He's a spiteful man who makes his living off the suffering of others.

However in season 4 we find out that his biggest dream was to become a drag queen when he was little, and he was mocked for it. After that happened he shaved his hair off and started putting down other people's passions, in the same way his had dreams had been squashed. After his first and only akumatization, he has a break down and epithany, decides to live his true self and raise people up instead instead. On paper, he has the best redemption arc so far.

Félix Fathom

Fèlix was introduced in season 3, and his first on-screen acts include destroying Adrien's things, trying to ruin his cousin's reputation and leave him friendless, sexually assaulting Ladybug, and stealing from the Agreste family. He continues his bad deeds in season four with identity theft, and stealing all the Miraculous' from Ladybug and giving them to Gabriel/ AKA Hawkmoth, in return for the Peacock Miraculous.

We learn in season 5 he's a sentimonster who's been acting out due to an abusive father and his fragile existence in the world. He uses his power to remove everyone in the world in a misplaced effort to make him and his cousin happy, before eventually being talked down by Kagami and Adrian.

He eventually starts stalking Kagami and after revealing himself, they start a relationship together. He seems socially inept and yet despite all his knowledge on his, Adrien's and Kagami's situation, he decides to never tell Adrian aboht what's happening and only Marinette in the most awkward dance number ever.

All in all Fèlix had every opportunity and all the power to reveal Hawkmoth's true identy from the start, but never took the steps to reveal his identity and work towards true redemption. And if he decided to tell Chat Noir/ Ladybug the whole story, the three of them could have defeated monarch. And Adrien and Kagami would nit have been forced to goto London.

André Bourgeois

Andrè is a corrupt mayor, who uses his elected title and money to regularly take advantage of the people of Paris. He has fired people without just cause (even his own "friends"), tried to steal things he was denied, abused funds, and enable his daughters worst decisions. He raised Chloe alone since she was 4-6, and has both neglected her emotional needs, refused to parent his child, rewarded her bad behavior with material possessions, and allowed her to idolize her mother, and even encouraged her to model her behavior after her mother she abandoned them, and then abandons her and hands her over to her abusive mother at the end of the series, while taking in her half sibling, who he has not raised and has no legal claim over.

Andrè blames the women in his life for how he's turned out. Claiming he only wanted to be a film director, and only left to be a successful business tirant and corrupt political figure, for his wife Audrey. Who he still stays married to after she cheats on him, and moves away for half a decade, abandoning hik and their own daughter. He chooses to stay married. Chose to stay in that career and chose to constantly rip off and screw over the people of paris. Often being the cause of akumatization, and ruinging big events for his daughter's whims. Keep in mind, the only reason Chloe is like this now, is because of Aundrè's parenting, yet he never takes responsibility for that, and instead decides to abdocate his position, illigally allow his daughter to take control of the city, let her take all the fall for HIS crimes, and then abandon her to live with his step daughter instead.

All this to say that Andrè may be the second worst on the list, but I hate him the most.

Gabriel Agreste

What can't you say about this man. This man loves being evil. He dances through the halls when a scheme looks like it's about to work. His entire power is taking advantage of people at thier worst, enslaving them and then making them do his bidding. His list of victims includes literal babies, children of all ages, the mentally ill, the elderly, and even his own son. The son which he claims to love but whom he actively manipulates, abuses and mistreats throughout the ENTIRE series. He literally controls him to make him do whatever he wants, and when he acts out or says something he does not like, he belittles him and will actively punish him if he gets less than perfect.

Gabriel also disrespects and will backstab all his allies. Has enslaved 2 kwami's and claims everything he does is for his dead wife, whose corpse he keeps locked away in his basement. He is actively going against her wishes to stay dead and manipulates the love of the women around him, like Natalie, to move forward with his evil plans.

Lastly when he says he does it all for his wife, he's lying. Because the when he has the opportunity to go back in time and save his wife, or fight Ladybug, he actively chooses the latter.

He constantly terrorizes Paris, actively makes situations worst for people to make more akumatized victims, destroys property, all while he hides away in the shadows. Then finally in season 5, when he is confronted by Ladybug, he is given the opportunity to reform and really think about what he did. To reflect on all he's done. He uses a moment of vulnerability and weakness to manipulate Marinette and treats her like the puppet she's named after. His last act of the show is stealing the Miraculous, using the cat and Ladybug to destroy and recreate the world how he wills, where he's the hero and no one knows he's the villain, and his son who he abused for 5 seasons and now has left parentless, now sees him as a hero.

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I certainly didn't expect a French genre film like this to ever get on Netflix's Top 10 in America. I highly doubt anyone expected it. Yet, somehow, this managed to be one of Netflix's highest-rated movies in the States. It makes you wonder just what sort of people watched it. I guess some things really do cross cultural barriers. Still, I guess you should check it out, just to see what all the fuss is about. In case you're wondering, the movie itself is basically Homeward Bound meets Romancing the Stone, with a lot of slapstick added in. Just for fun, I recommend you watch the human dialogue in the original French (with subtitles) and the animal dialogue in English, just to give yourself that Isle of Dogs experience.

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12!! do you have any pets ?

12. Do you have any pets?

I do!! These two little dumb dumbs

Also shoutout to my cat who’s technically been missing for two years but he’s just cool and mysterious like that.

Really Get To Know Me

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Je vous souhaite une année 2024 équivalente en minionitude à ces deux gifs !

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Les chats en font toujours trop !

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Émerveiller| Miraculous x Ladybug!oc|01 Chapter| Un Coup D'oeil

"And who asked for your opinion anyway, Kante?", Queen sneered.

"No one needed too, because I wasn't giving my opinion." Max paused, pushing his glasses up against his face, "I was stating a fact."

Ohs and snickers rung through the classroom, Chloé and Sabrina snickered particularly loudly.

4:00 a.m.

It was around that time Adrien had woken up.

It was earlier than his usual 5:30, but the excitement about going to school had led him to set an alarm for 4:00 instead.

Though after an intense night of going over his plans on getting to Lycée Françoise Dupont on the phone with Chloé.

From planning the Métro routes he would be taking, much to his and Chloé's displeasure. Since it means that he and Chloé won't be able to go together.

Which Adrien had quickly reassured her, telling her that the experience will be enlightening.

Though It does not reassure Chloé in the slightest, but she sighs over the line grumbling about his optimism.

To worrying about forging his own Père's signatures, even after Chloé had tried to reassure him by comparing the repercussions of him doing it to her's.

"Look Adrikins, if I were to sign those documents then I would go to jail, and that would be utterly ridiculous."

Chloé's end of the line paused, as Adrien can hear her quiet chewing something, "But if you were to do it, then you'd just get off with a slap on the wrists."

(Adrien later looked it up online, and Chloé had been proved wrong. But he appreciates the effort.)

"By the way, what are you eating?" Adrien asks at the end of their call, Chloé answering instantly.

"Banana Clafoutis."

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"Just what is your problem, Kim?"

Queen yelled, grabbing the collar of his hoodie forcing him to look her in the eyes. Kim arched an eyebrow in mock confusion. Kim pulled Queen's hand away from his collar, dropping at her side.

At the front of the class Nino groaned, slumping in his seat and pulled his headphone onto his head.

"The first day and heir already at each other's throats." He grumbled and turned his music up to flush out both Kim's and Queen's arguing.

Nino had half expected for this to happen, but he was hoping that they could've started when he had to Introduce himself to the class.

"My problem?" Kim parroted, crossing his arms against his chest.

"Yes, your problem, specifically with Ivan."

The rest of the class watched them both with interest, one of them ready to record for what clearly looked to her like the beginning of a fight.

"What? I was just confirming if the info I was given was true." Kim answered nonchalantly with a shrug. As if he hadn't just caused Ivan to be kicked out of the class by Madame Bustier.

"Confirming my butt. Ivan was sent to Monsieur Damocles's office because of whatever you told him." Anger is clear in her tone.

"No actually, Ivan was sent to Monsieur Damocles's office because he physically attacked me."

"That was only because you provoked him."

" So? I didn't even insult him, just asked him a question."

A look of disbelief crossed her face. "Are you serious Kim." she asked.

He didn't answer her giving her a look of slight confusion. Waiting for her to elaborate.

Queen inhaled trying to calm the growing inferno of anger and frustration she felt towards him.

Exhaling she smoothed her face into a deadpan before she responded. "You've got to be kidding me, what did you even tell Ivan anyway?"

Kim motioned for her to come closer with a mischievous grin on across his face. Queen frowned as she leaned in, feeling the tiniest bit of dread begin to form in her stomach at what he may say.

(By now most of the class had lost interest favoring to pay attention to Madame Bustier's lesson. those that were still listening leaned in trying to hear what Kim was going to say.)

Face to face they stared at each other. " Spit it out already, I don't have all day." she demanded.

Kim wagged his finger in disapproval, "The magic word please." She blinked. "Magic words?"

"Yup just say please.", he told her grin morphing into a smirk, Queen sighed, done.

"Please."

Kim grinned, "Well since you asked so nicely." he leaned in," I asked Ivan if-." Madame Bustier cut him off before he could finish.

"Ms. Abara and Mr.Lê Chiến, I suggest that you both return to your seats immediately!"

The whole room flinched as Madame Bustier's yell cut through the class like a hot butter knife through butter. Queen pulled away from Kim, focusing on Madame Bustier.

Madame Bustier leveled them with a mildly irritated glare.

"But if you prefer to sit in Monsieur Damocles's office along with Ivan than I can arrange that."

Kim shook his head, while Queen thought about it for a second before shaking her head as well.

Decided that it would be better for her if she didn't go, because then she won't get in trouble with her father and she could bring Ivan his missing work.

("Sorry Ivan.")

"Are we in agreement that this will not be happening again?" They nodded, giving no verbal response.

Madame Bustier stared at them expectantly. "Are we in agreement?"

"Oui!" They chorused in unison. sliding back into their respective seats.

Madam Bustier stared at them for a few seconds longer before returning to her presentation with an irritated huff.

"It's not like you could do anything to me anyway, you're too much of a coward."

"Huh?" Queen asked, speechless at his audacity.

"A fight between you and Kim would be 47% to 53%, in Kim's favor". Max whispered not so quietly in support of Kim's words. Kim puffed up his chest in pride giving her a smirk.

She ignored him instead Queen glowered at Max.

"And who asked for your opinion anyway, Kante?", Queen sneered.

"No one needed too, because I wasn't giving my opinion." Max paused, pushing his glasses up against his face, "I was stating a fact."

Ohs and snickers rung through the classroom, Chloé and Sabrina snickered particularly loudly.

Madame Bustier spun around to where the noise popped up, noise makers snapping their mouths shut as they held in a breath. Some fidgeting as she looked at them suspiciously before she frowned slightly, turning back to the board.

Queen clenched her hands into a fist as anger bubbled under her skin, glaring at both Max and Kim infuriated. 'So, it's like that, eh?'

She opened her mouth to retaliate with word equally demeaning, but before she could say anything the door wall exploded, clouding the room in dust.

Coughs wrung through the class as the dust cleared, revealing.

"KIM!" It yelled. Its inhumane scream echoed through the classroom spreading into the school. Causing the walls to tremble in its wake.

The room became still at they looked at the creature in shock and fear.

Nino was the first to run, then Kim, then the whole class followed tumbling out of the room. Queen included.

"Kim!" The monster yelled again as it flipped over tables ignoring the fleeing students.

Queen paused in front of the doorway at the familiarity she felt from its voice. 'It couldn't be.'

As the remaining students evacuated the destroyed classroom, Queen stood there at a loss for words.

"Ivan?"

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PLEASE reblog and put in the tags the words cat and dog in your language and also the sounds they make. it’s important research (for my heart) (I am sick with the love for animals)

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La maîtresse dit : - Les enfants, aujourd'hui nous allons parler de vos animaux de compagnie. En avez-vous chez vous ? - Nous, on a un chien, dit Benoît. Il s'appelle Médor. - Nous, on a un chat, dit Jules. Il s'appelle Mistigri. - Eh bien, nous, dit Toto, on a une femelle perroquet! Et elle a une particularité! - Ah bon ? Mais qu'elle est cette particularité ? - Elle pond des œufs carrés! - Mais, c'est incroyable ça! Et ...elle parle ? - Oui, mais elle ne connaît qu'un seul mot! - Lequel ? - Aie!

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Chronique d'une mort annoncée, épisode 142

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Il s’entend comme chien et chat ptdr…t’as compris. ?T’as compris la blague.? T’as compris?

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Comédie : regardez « Comme chien et chat » pour vous divertir

L’inspecteur prétentieux Leppel est forcé de collaborer avec Langsam, un alcoolique dépressif, pour résoudre des affaires dans la comédie « Comme chien et chat ». Les différends abondent dans ce long-métrage, mais ils doivent s’unir pour sauver l’ex-femme de Langsam, Bonnie, prise en otage. Ne manquez pas les aventures explosives de ce duo improbable !

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#jpeux avoir l'empereur #le roi #sa femme #et le ptit prince ?

Seulement si on rajoute un membre à la famile chaque jour :

Lundi matin, l'Empereur, sa Femme et le Petit Prince, etc

Mardi matin, l'Empereur, le Roi, leur Femme et le Petit Prince...

Mercredi matin, l'Empereur, le Roi, la Reine, leur Femme et le Petit Prince...

Jeudi matin, l'Empereur, le Roi, la Reine, Jean-Jacques, leur Femme et le Petit Prince...

Vendredi matin, l'Empereur, le Roi, la Reine, Jean-Jacques, Yvette, leur Femme et le Petit Prince...

Samedi matin, l'Empereur, le Roi, la Reine, Jean-Jacques, Yvette, leur Femme, Médor et le Petit Prince...

Dimanche matin, l'Empereur, le Roi, la Reine, Jean-Jacques, Yvette, leur Femme, Médor, Félix et le Petit Prince...

On dirait que la situation familiale du Petit Prince fait débat. Réglons-la question :

En tout cas, ils sont venus chez moi pour me serrer la pince, mais comme j'étais parti, le Petit Prince a dit : "Puisque c'est ainsi nous reviendrons [le lendemain]"

(j'aime aussi beaucoup les suppositions sur qui ils vont voir, je ferai un sondage quand j'aurai assez de propositions différentes :33)

[little-mari-on-a-roof]

Frenglish differences in Miraculous - Episode 5

Timebreaker/Chronogirl

Alix - Kim

En: Your ridiculous bets are over. I'm gonna leave you in the dust, meathead. - You're no match for me. My neck is bigger than your thigh.

Fr: Je vais aller tellement vite mon pote que ton cerveau aura même pas le temps de comprendre ce qui t'arrive. - J'ai pas besoin de mon cerveau, mes muscles suffiront pour te mettre la pâtée.

I'm gonna go so fast, buddy, that your brain won't even have the time to comprehend what's happening to you. - I don't need my brain, my muscles are enough to crush you.

"I don't need my brain". Ok Kim.

Alix to Marinette after she sees her broken watch

En: Did you do this?

Fr: Je te l'avais confiée.

I entrusted you with it.

Nothing's sadder than breaking a friend's trust :((.

Timebreaker after getting Kim

En: The dude was a pain anyway with all those bets.

Fr: Finalement il avait raison, ses muscles auront servi à quelque chose.

He was right in the end, his muscles did end up being useful for something.

Ladybug

En: Where on Earth is that cat?

Fr: Où est Chat Noir ? Il n'est jamais là quand on a besoin de lui.

Where is Chat Noir? He's never there when we need him.

Chat Noir to Timebreaker

En: Let me guess, we're all playing a game of tag and you're it?

Fr: Alors laisse moi deviner, on joue tous à chat et c'est toi le chat ?

So let me guess, we're all playing cat and mouse and you're the cat?

Once again a pun lost in translation.

Chat noir

En: Just a second too late.

Fr: C'en est fallu d'un poil.

This one is kind of hard to translate, but it roughly means "that was one hair away", meaning it was very close. It's a pun with the fact that cats have lots of hair (in French, we have different words for the hair on your head and the ones on your body/an animal, and the latter is used here).

Chat Noir about Timebreaker

En: Well she wastes no time, does she?

Fr: Nom d'un chat elle perd pas de temps, hein.

For cat's sake, she wastes no time.

A pun lost in translation once again. In French, we usually say "nom d'un chien", which roughly means "for dog's sake", but it was here changed to a cat.