#charles in the FRIDGE LMFAO

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omg this is sick as fuck

They all (FOUR) moved back to England to solve ghost crimes together out of their shared flat, right? riGHT?

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60, 59, 36 and 14 for the otp ask?❤️

thanks so much for these, dear anon! let's make these last ones fully fill that saying "last but not least" :D 💞

60. Who pulls the other closer when they’re sleeping?

answered here 💙

59. Who tops? Who bottoms?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, omg. omfg. you know, i was just waiting for someone to send this ask. i was waiting for it, bahahaha. i bet you knew exactly what you were doing with this one, right, anon? lmaooo.

well, the first thing i'm going to say is - according to the people, here is your answer. charles bottoms 98% of the time, whereas pierre is 100% a switch. so it would usually be pierre tops and charles bottoms, but very occasionally, they switch it up. 👌

and you know what, i agree. the piarlies have excellent taste 😌 in my headcanons, yep, pierre tops, 9 times out of 10. to me, he just gives such cocky, confident top energy most of the time - he's all "yep, i have a big cock, and i know what to do with it" BDE. sometimes, though. sometimes he can just be such an incredible little shit, and so infuriating, but in the cutest way possible. "baby brother mode activated," as i like to call it - because he knows he's annoying, but he also knows he can get away with it, because he knows exactly how cute he is. at times like these, i feel like he just needs to be pushed up against a wall and kissed stupid. or maybe bent over a table and --[gunshots]

and as for charles - well, i mean, if you just look at charles interacting with any other man... he's not a top. or at least, not usually. he's got the biggest babygirl/pillow princess/bottom energy i have ever seen in a professional athlete, lmfao. (i adore him for it.) i do also think, though, that charles is not 100% a bottom. i mean, hell, he's a race-car driver, and he's said it himself that he can be a control freak. so i feel like sometimes - but only sometimes! - that translates into bed, and he wants to be in control. he's also fit enough (thanks for the proof, ferrari thirst traps) that he's definitely strong enough to push pierre up against things and hold him down, if he really wants to. but that's the exception, not the rule. most of the time, he's more than happy to lie back and be taken apart 😌 which works out very well, because pierre loves to top if it's charles beneath him. match made in heaven <3

36. Who's more likely to fire up the stove at 2am because the other woke up in the middle of the night hungry?

to be completely honest with you, i don't think either of them would do this with a great deal of success - purely because i don't think either of them are the very best of cooks. charles, as we know, is very proud of the fact that he can do a good pasta. but... that's also about all he can do 😆 and pierre is not a lot better, lmao. in fact, in my headcanon, his culinary skills are limited to a fry-up. so if either of them were to wake up suddenly and ravenously hungry at night, i think they'd be more likely to raid the fridge/pantry and eat whatever they can find, diets notwithstanding.

and as for who would do it for who - well, i feel like charles sleeps like the absolute dead, lmao, and takes about twenty-odd minutes to wake up properly. the chances of him being coherent enough to do anything for pierre at 2am are incredibly low. pierre, on the other hand, is probably one of those people who gets massive bursts of energy late at night. so i'm just imagining an exhausted charles trailing after a hyper pierre, trying not to fall asleep on his shoulder as pierre raids the fridge... 🥺 that is an INCREDIBLY cute image, actually, and i kind of love it. yep! that's my answer. charles would wake up at 2am and stagger down to the kitchen with pierre, but he'd be a lot less helpful and a lot more sleepy and cute. and then they would probably end up making out on the counter, because charles is just too adorable when he's all soft and sleepy like that, and pierre can't help himself. midnight snack forgotten in favour of... well, midnight dessert. heh. needless to say, that's sleeping done for the evening.

14. How do their personalities compliment each other? How do they clash?

oooooohhh, this is a fab one! and fair warning... i fucking LOVE to talk about characterisation/how these two are foils for each other, so *ahem* buckle yourself in, because this is going to be a long one.

the first point i want to talk about is a bit of a depressing one, but it's also one that i feel is very crucial to their characters. it's all about how they handle loss - and i touched on it a little bit here, when i was talking about hiding their emotions/the other being able to tell anyway. but i want to go into a bit more depth here: especially on charles. because i feel like charles is someone who has lost so much - and yet, he manages to do almost unbelievable things (like win an f2 race) right after terrible loss (his father passing away.) to me, this is a crucial part of who he is. he is able to compartmentalise incredibly effectively - he has to be, otherwise there's no way he'd still be able to race after everything he's lost. he has also said in interviews that he's all about living in the moment, and knowing how lucky he is that he gets to be where he is. so, yeah. charles is someone who handles loss by compartmentalising it, and then not dwelling on it in favour of focusing on what he does have, instead.

pierre, on the other hand, is the complete opposite. like i said in that linked post, he has a tendency to overthink, and get lost in his own head about things. if he makes a mistake, he's likely to replay it, and agonise over it to the point that it becomes worse and worse. this is, of course, the exact opposite to charles, who doesn't dwell on mistakes or losses. he just moves on to the next thing he can control - which is both a good thing, and sometimes less good, because there are times in which you need to take the time to process. so i feel like their personalities complement each other incredibly well in that aspect: when pierre overthinks too much, charles is there to ground him and help him let it go/live in the moment for a little while. at the same time, pierre is there to remind charles that it's okay to let himself overthink, just once in a while, to help him process. and since they've known each other for so long, i think they've helped each other like this a lot of times. so, yeah. that's a beautiful point of complimenting personalities there.

another point of characterisation i want to talk about is their sibling status! anyone with siblings knows alllll the sibling clichés, lmao - but the thing about clichés is they're often rooted in truth. charles is a middle child, and middle children are often the ones struggling with self-doubt and a lack of self-confidence because their older sibling gets all the praise. now, i don't think this is quite the case for charles, but then again, he did grow up in both lorenzo AND jules' shadows. that can't have been easy, and charles has confirmed in that f1 "when we were young" documentary that he's always struggled to believe in himself. we see it today still - when something goes wrong, he will always blame himself. when it goes right, he will thank the team, not himself. argh. my heart. but anyway. to contrast this with pierre! pierre, now, is a completely different story. he's a youngest child - the absolute baby of his family - and also, per that one biography of his, the "glue" that keeps the entirety of the gasly family together. he's very much adored there, and i can just imagine him being spoiled rotten, lmao. the result of this is that he has a whole fuck-ton of self-confidence, and that he's also quite used to getting his way.

clearly, this contrasts quite sharply with charles, and i can imagine them clashing over it, every so often. maybe pierre can be a little too cocky and energetic and/or needy when charles just needs a little more time to feel more settled and less self-doubting. however - and pierre and charles' own interviews support me here - i don't think they actually clash, as in fight, all that often. actually, they have said that they agree on almost everything, and very rarely argue. so, yeah. while i can imagine small, bitchy fights if they're both stressed, and getting on each other's nerves, i don't really think that they would get into very big blow-ups. also? they just care about each other too much to truly be petty. and they understand each other, so, again, it's easy to resolve fights and forgive each other. 💜

ahhh, and i could talk about characterisation for literal hours more, but i shall force myself to stop, because i do still need to get some work done today 🥲 one last little point before i go, though: another way in which i think pierre and charles are beautifully complimentary is in their shared sense of humour. i am going to link you to two videos to prove my case: here we have a tiny sauber!charles laughing his babygirl head off at jokes and puns that really aren't even funny. and here we have an equally tiny toro rosso!pierre, also giggling like crazy at dad jokes that definitely aren't that amusing. my conclusion? they share the same terrible sense of humour, and that's probably why we always, always see them laughing and giggling together. and you know how the saying goes: boyfriends who laugh together, stay together :DD <3

(obligatory otp asks)

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WHOS THE MOST CHAOTIC (genshin impact edition)

: IVE HAE THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND I MISS BEING CHAOTIC DAMN 

ALSO 69 FOLLOWER SPECIAL THANKS FOR LIKE 87 FOLLOWERS 

MONDSTAT

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Number one 

wind man (Venti) 

are you BLIND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM 

he’ll be awake at three am 

wind man:

we should do this 

y/n: ya know what you only live once and I wanna shit in a pool

Venti is the most chaotic in the modern area be careful 

his camera roll is full of memes and pictures of him throwing shit 

when he goes to your house he literally raids your entire pantry omg 

when you to go grocery shopping this bitch will scream and cry all because you forgot his cereal 🧍‍♂️

“YOU BITCH YOU FORGOT MY ČĖřèÄĹ 👹” “VENTI SHUT UP YOUR CAUSING A SCENE” 

 “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” everyone in the store will be looking at you, as you rush to buy his ceral

all he does is eat and he dont gain weight  “you eat so much you should stop or you’ll get fat” “well look whos talking y/n” YOU-

wind man: y/n whys the pantry locked

y/n: cause you need to be healthy and eat CARROTS

WINDE MAN : NO YOU BITCH IM STEALING YOUR CREDIT CARS 🏃‍♀️💨

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KAEYA 

not as chaotic as venti but he still is 

defiantly listens to niki minaj 

sexy titty man: Y/N DID YOU STEAL MY NIKI MINAJ PERFUME 😡😡😡😡👿

y/n : what 

sexy titty man : WELL DID YOU 

y/n: you left it in your car please stop threating me *sobs* 😭😭😭

sexy titty man: if its not there im going to PUNISH YOU KITTEN 😈😈😈😈😈

y/n IM CRYING PLEASE STOP 

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so yea kaeya is something his phone is full of picture of him just him and this 

(IM CRYING I FOUND THIS ON AMAZON )

he threatens you with it 

sexy titty man: y/n did you steal my james charles make up palette 

y/n: gross no 

sexy titty man  ARE YOU SURE 

y/n: PLEASE ITS IN THE KITCHEN JUST DON’T 

sexy titty man okay thanks~😘

he has tiktok and its mostly mentally ill shit (same)

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RAZOR 

smh so hes chaotic but not like 

bark: y/n 

y/n : o>O uhm go off 

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He’ll make the weirdest comments like one time y’all went to mcdonalds and he drank the sprite instead of sayin it tastes like tv static he said it tastes like alien piss 

y/n : ... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALIEN PI-

he just eats shit in your fridge i mean ALL THE MEAT RAW OR COOKED THIS MAN WILL RISK SALMONELLA 

“razor STOP EATING MY MEAT YOU’LL GET SICK” “GRRRRRRRR BAKR BARK GRR SNARL GRRRR” 

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BennEtt 

honestly he has memes on his phone but there not as JUICY AS MINE 😩

he got memes like this 

he likes the song SHIT by bo burnham 

bad boy : Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ZHONGLI GOT NO EYE BROWS 😭😭😭 

y/n : yo wtf who took sexy mans eye brows 🤨

you bought him a plushie of a cow and keeps loosing it 🧍‍♂️

bad boy: I LOST EXTRA BEFF AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

y/n: WTF AGAIN THIS IS THE 60TH TIME 

BAD BOY: YOUR COUNTING 

y/n: YUP 

BAD BOY: 😭😭😭😭😭

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Albedo

hes not chaotic your the chaotic one in this relationship 😒

y/n: 

lmfao that arrested my cat]

bread: really? they can do that? how interesting 

y/n: do you know what a joke is 

Diluc 

THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHATS GOING ON LMFAO HES SO CONFUSED LIKE LITERALLY 

HE STANDS THERE LIKE 

🧍‍♂️❓

LOOKING AT HIS PHONE WHEN YOU SENT HIM THIS 

WITH THE CAPTION “can i buy it “

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PLEASE IM CRYING WHAT HAVE I DONE 

Requests Open for these animes

- furcotse 

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no commetn 💀

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johnchas!

SPOILER ALERT this is the only one i got a bingo on lmfao. it WOULD be these losers.

sometimes i think about why this has been the ship i’m most ride-or-die for since, like, my Heroes fan days. like i’ve written more fic for other ships, i’ve gotten more kudos for fics for other pairings. 

but man there’s just something about the perfect storm of 

best friends to lovers potential

similar traumatic backstories with different lingering consequences to them both

GENUINE friendship between them (they have insider jokes! they watch movies together! they WERE ROOMMATES (omg they were roommates). 

inability to talk about or fully process feelings BUT obvious ability to FEEL THEM

(show version) actual genuine possibility of being a working relationship, given chas’ actual invulnerability & therefore inability to be fridged the way john’s canonical boyfriends have been and uh. show version being literally the only one where chas has ACTUALLY LEFT HIS WIFE for john. an actual, canonical thing that happened, that is BAD but also. that i adore.

(any version) SIZE DIFFERENTIAL (john is usually shown as taller than chas in the comics BUT chas is always stockier/a bear to john’s usual string bean/twink tendencies [WE GET IT HE SMOKES A LOT]) and while it’s not as good as Charles Halford Being Eight Inches taller than Matt Ryan it’s still pretty great. 

Also like. This is not like, morally great, but i just -- find it DELIGHTFUL at its core that John thinks Chas is such a good person when he’s. REALLY not. Like idk if it’s by comparison or bc John doesn’t have a functioning moral compass (it seems to. basically just point to chas lmfao) or WHAT but John’s like Chas Is A Good Friend and A Good Man and A Good Father and Chas is like, ready to leave his wife at the drop of a hat on more than one occasion across canons, and is generally speaking kinda sketch. He’s less so in the show version (i mean, aside from ditching HIS WIFE AND CHILD in NYC to follow John around the country and babysitting him in Atlanta, Georgia) but comics Chas is literally the guy you go to to get a gun and/or some merchandise that “fell off a truck.” and even in the show version like, he takes care of john and worries about him, but he also gets pissed at him and y’know. knocks him out. like arguably ~for his own good~ but chas has obvious wells of resentment and vague mistrust for john/magic in general, which john kinda represents, and that adds a complication to their dynamic which i actually LIKE. 

BC imo the fact that Chas isn’t ~actually perfect~ that makes the John x Chas relationship interesting -- I think that relationships where one person is always giving, always nurturing, always good and caring and forgiving, while the other is a mess that they just cluck over and patch up and shake their heads at like a tired mom in a cleaning product commercial, are BAD. not fun to read, not fun to think about. thats why when i’m writing/reading chas i ALWAYS want him to have a bit of an edge -- like he loves and worries about john, but he also low key resents him for breaking up his marriage (YOU MADE THAT CHOICE, FRANCIS) and high key doesn’t always like how John treats him/other people and IN GENERAL still clearly has issues with magic, which is such a fundamental part of who John is. chas is an enabler, 100%, BUT he’s at least somewhat self aware of it and also at least somewhat hates himself for it (but not enough to. draw proper boundaries and/or deal with his issues).

the ~i’m conflicted square is bc um. i kind of am -- like would this be a functional relationship? no. is it great that chas left his wife and child in brooklyn and like, wastes days commuting back and forth in an effort to make that seem less bad? no. would the two of them smooth each other’s rough edges, or would they just trigger all sorts of trauma in each other (chas’ physicality and how it might affect john given john’s abuse by his father VS john’s magic use/addiction given chas’ abuse by his mother), which would be made worse by the fact that an intimate relationship requires more vulnerability and could lead to more harm. like. WOULD it ultimately become a toxic relationship as well as codependent one (which it already canonically is)? IDK, it’s something i think about.

oh also the superhell thing is bc i just want them to go there and save all the sad gays who ended up there. and also maybe so john could shake some sense into castiel bc that whole thing was. kinda pathetic. 

oh the hugging

ohhhhhh the kiss

OHHHHHH THE BUTT SLAP

ohhh the....WHATEVER THIS WAS.

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honest to god i dont really care what you ship but the moment you gotta throw sb else under the bus esp when it’s ravne or moira or magda, youre just fucking disgusting