#chaotix detective agency incorrect quotes

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Espio, laying in bed: Get out of my room Charmy, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room

[briceterry]

Vector: We need to open this locked door. Espio, give me your credit card.

Espio: Here.

Vector, pocketing it: Thanks. Charmy, break down the door.

[ultimate-guardian]

Charmy, talking to Tails on com: Do you know how I can get past this guard?

Tails: I got the perfect plan.

*Tails flying the Tornado in Charmys direction*

Tails: 🎵 This is the greatest plaAAN! 🎶

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Espio: Hey Vector... Vector: Yes? Espio: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Vector: Vector: Where’s Charmy?

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Espio, to Vector: Charmy's longest recorded sentence was: "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you"

[briceterry]

*Thump noise*

Vector, from the other room: What happened?!

Espio: Charmy’s shirt fell.

Vector: Why was it loud?

Espio: It had him inside.

[ultimate-guardian]

Knuckles: Hello, people who don't live here.

Team Dark, Chaotix, Vanilla, Cream, Sonic, Amy, & Tails: Hi

Knuckles: I told you to come to Angel Island for emergencies only!

Amy: We ran out of fresh fruit.

[ultimate-guardian]

Espio: Isn't this illegal?

Vector: Why do you care? Are you a cop?

Espio: No-

Vector: Then shut up!

[briceterry]

Vector: After lunch, we should probably start working our way back through the other episodes of Re:Zero-

Espio: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There are no other episodes.

Vector: Of course there are. Episode 17 and Episode 18—

Espio: Uh, p-please, please don't. Just don't even mention the numbers. I-I'm not saying those episodes don't exist. I'm saying that I refuse to acknowledge them, ESPECIALLY episode 18.

Vector: Why?

Espio, Getting memories of Episode 18's song while starting to cry: 'Cause it's horrible...

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Vector: Espio, if you don't cut it out with your MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE-

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Vector: What time is it? Charmy: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Charmy: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Espio: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Charmy: It’s 2 am

[briceterry]

Vector: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Espio: What's wrong with you??

Vector: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Charmy: No, they mean other than that.

Vector: Ohhhhhh.

Vector: I haven't slept in 4 days.