#chaos crochets

[neutralchaos1]

Me: Hates math. Absolutely loathes it. Worst subject ever. Brain shuts down at the very thought of numbers.

Also, me: Actively chooses a hobby where counting and math are a ginormous part of the creative process.

[randaccidents]

SLAMS THIS DOWN ON THE TABLE

CROCHET CAT CCCC

ALL OF THEM HAVE A SQUEAKER INSIDE BTW. THEY ALL SQUEAK

I rest my case (also shoutout to @duchesskatriel for the inside joke about omoriCCCC!Harmonia that led to this lmao)

[jupiter-moonchild]

It's taken a while but CatBoy Dan is finished.

Close up of the little pink bow with bell in his hair.

He also has a bow with a bell round his neck.

There's another bow with a bell on his tail. The long socks were made by sewing strips of felt together to create the stripes.

The tail is crocheted with a tiny safety pin stitched to base.

Pinned to his underwear.

There we have it.

Chibi Dan as a catboy in his merch.

Bonus photo under the cut...

Previous dolls of Dan and Phil ❤️

[emioliravioli]

look at them..... my baby child....

(aka, when you can't find a pattern that you like, make one up!)

(also, silver bc he deserves to have fun with chao)

[st4rrmii]

Piggybacking off my post of the Nublar 6 having a fanbase in the JW universe, do we think theres fanmade Bumpy merch (like plushies, stickers, shirts, etc.) That Ben buys from burner accs

Cause I do

[ocelliseii]

These goobers have finally infiltrated my home,

For the WWAY animatic intro I really wanted to recreate the vibes of the original mv, and that included making Heart and Mind dolls from scratch,

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 709

Wanda: “I’m learning how to crochet!”

Agatha: “The hex is gone, but I see the tendencies of the 1950s housewife remain - so, what’ve you made?

Wanda: “Hey, crochet is for anyone! But look - I made a scarf! I gave to Y/N to wear in the cold”

Y/N: *holds up the “scarf” that’s made of mostly unraveled yarn* “isn’t she so creative?”

Y/N: *whispers threateningly to Agatha* “say anything remotely spirit-crushing and I’ll shave Señor Scratchy for yarn”

Agatha: “Wow Wanda! This looks great!”

[tinyclove]

swim type chao! :)

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Lily and Remus teaching the others how to crochet by hand:

James: I can do it…I can do it…MOONY WHY IS THE YARN LIKE THAT

Regulus: *Secretly using wandless magic* Yeah I got it

Dorcas (to Marls): No, you hook it through the other way

Marlene: *Twisting her whole arm* I swear the universe is against me

Pandora: *Easily got the hang of it* This is amazing. This will become my new hobby.

Sirius: *Has simply given up and is currently forcing Remus to do it for him*

Remus: *Who is he to deny Sirius? But still:* GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF THE GODDAMN YARN BLACK

Mary: Is that a rat?

Peter: It absolutely is Mcdonald. I’m going to make a rat army

Barty: I bet you can’t throw the string higher than me

Evan: Watch me *proceeds to throw the whole basket of yarn*

Lily (A master at it): *Is simply laughing so hard she can barely breathe*

[nerdalmighty]

EMMMAAAAAA CAN YOU GUESS WHAT KIND OF THING IM MAKING????

OH DEAR GOD. YOU'RE ENCOURAGING MADNESS!!!!!

[neutralchaos1]

There is Something both oddly satisfying and increasingly frustrating about creating a pattern for a thing that you love

(Left: the project. Right:the inspo)

[halicocrochet]

Chao! Pattern here

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

The day is just full of:

*being normal*

*violently reminded of the website coming back*

*screaming internally*

honestly at this point all of my emotions have coalesced and transcended into Inner Peace

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind, knitting: Got to love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab somebody's eyes out, I can make mittens...

Heart: What was that middle part?

Mind: I can make mittens.

[etdraconis]

( everyone's always jokingly told me that after 30 your body starts breaking down and your joints hurt and your back sucks and whatever. yet here I am barely a month into 28 already wearing arthritis gloves just to be able to play video games 😭 )

[ladyfoxorakti]

Crocheted Happy Chaos by me.

He says I owe him money... umm... help