#champion and his goddess
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somewhatsentientspellbook · 6 months ago
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"Why me, Mister Champion?"
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ravenw1ngs · 1 year ago
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Anyways if we’re tying in other servers Vault Hunters makes a much better backstory for q!Tubbo than the DSMP ever could and I stand by that.
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bespectacled-bookwyrm · 5 months ago
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Anthea: Where is everyone?
N: Colress had a nervous collapse, Alder is looking after him, and Connie's off planning ways to kill Ghetsis, so I’m in charge.
Anthea: Oh sweet Arceus.
N: I know, right?
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witchofthesouls · 8 months ago
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If I could write the 13 I would have them on a complete different level of power than modern Cybertronians. For example Megatron shooting say Liege Maximo with his fusion cannon and it not even scratching him. Liege Maximo just looking at Megatron with a bored expression and saying: "Are you quite done? Got that out of your system"?
Ayyyy, I know what you mean!
If there's one thing Bayverse did get right, besides Optimus' bod and the bondage scene, then it's the power discrepancy between the Ancient Primes and their descendants/modern Primes.
Personally, I like to think that the Primal Artifacts of Aligned verse are actually OP and god-tiered. The problem is that the Artifacts aren't fully utilized and the modern-day Cybertronians don't even realize it. You got the Autobots and the Decepticons going ga-ga over like 10% of their capacity. While I do believe Optimus is a true Prime, he's not a fully awakened one since Alpha Trion and the Matrix from Prima's own personal weapon messed with his own connection.
Those are the personal weaponry of the Thirteen, so would it be a surprise if there's some sort of sentience?
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knife-like · 24 days ago
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quick tag dump before i start deleting drafts so i don't lose these
#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . hazel & jason: with everything you've been through dear - you're stronger than you think / magicofrobin. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . hazel: blessed be the weird & the outcasts & the unruly / robin vi. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . momo & kyoka: you know i hate to say i told you so / auditioheros. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . momo: you're nothing more than his wife / good luck babe. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . bill & fleur: do you think anything else under heaven really matters? / cr1msonpeak. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . bill: all i've ever wanted was a peaceful existence / post-war. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . vilya & keyleth: my mother's trust issues are leaking into my chest / firepassed. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . vilya: suffering feels religious if you do it right / champion. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . pike & scanlan: whatever our souls are made of - his and mine are the same / animvs. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . hitoshi & kyoka: not a lot - just forever / auditioheros. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . hitoshi: i don't believe in god / rockstar. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . apollo: the light's in your eyes and it's blinding / godhood. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . danny & keyleth: the spirit is willing - but the flesh has anxiety / circleoftrees. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . danny: the dawn of a day all your own / childhood. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . makaria: laughng at the danger and dancing after death / goddess. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . makaria & thanatos: death is not a lover - oh yes he is / morteuse. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 ⊳ . . . vax: in the darkness i say fuck / campaign one. ⋄#& ⋄ 𝐫𝐞𝐥 ⊳ . . . vax & elaina: no use changing the past now - will you break the cycle? / circleoftrees. ⋄
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sovonight · 2 years ago
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#i wanted to find xan's epilogue slides so that i could talk about them and i failed but im talking abt them off my memory anyway#so: how is xan legally allowed to become charname's high priest when he still has the moonblade#like. that's corellon's thing. so what is the process of divorcing himself from that duty#previous conversations have emphasized that chances for him to be free of the moonblade are rare and difficult#so i assume charname as a new deity steps in and does that for him#but even if it's possible & easy: would xan give it up just like that? like he says multiple times that he hates the burden of the sword#but i keep thinking back to that 1 exchange abt secret names where xan explains his secret name literally means promised to the blade#and charname's like 'i prefer xan to your true name and i think so do you; it separates you from your moonblade'#and xan gets really quiet and he's like 'my name was a gift from my father. as was the moonblade' and the conversation instantly ends#like??? the blade is tied up in so much significance. is he really so ready to simp for goddess!charname that his filial piety disappears#like i know that immediately after u save him from bodhi he's like 'i will do whatever you want me to with my life'#and he's outright like 'if you want me to be your high priest when you ascend to godhood i'm 100% down'#but bro just for saving his life?? idk abt anyone else but i save his life on a daily basis. guy is always 2 hits away from death#maybe he's especially awed like 'wow charname took a potentially fatal blow for me' but my guy she does that every damn hour#she's a permanent member of the front line just to keep the aggro off of you. have some more appreciation for her everyday sacrifice#idk it's the way that he's been asking charname not to use her divine powers for 2 full games bc he fears it will consume her#and how he's been sighing longingly and going 'i wish we could have our wedding and a quiet life'#and then. suddenly. he's indifferent to / in full support of the goddess ending??#like my guy are you aware that you're going to have to share her?? that she'll have other champions besides you??#that you're never going to truly have her again? that the most you will have of her is her avatar and the visits she makes in your dreams#that you're abandoning the seldarine and might not get to see your parents in the afterlife ever??#i do love the full devotion thing. i do. but xan's brand of devotion has always come with an asterisk#his and charname's values have to align even Somewhat for his romance to even happen#so what is this? ''if you get far enough in his romance his values no longer matter''?#''feel free to choose whatever ending you want bc at this point he'll just indulge you and go along with it''?#sorry did i romance a fucking reed in the wind?? if i wanted someone that bends to any and all whims xan would be the last person i picked#he's all 'i can't say no to you' now and i'm like *slumps over my desk* i miss when he was contrary about everything#the 'cant say no' thing is even worse if in the underdark you--no i wont get into it#sovo note
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venomsreviews · 2 years ago
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Happy birthday to Lu Feng!!
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yanderedrabbles · 1 month ago
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Yandere Greek Champion x Priestess Reader - NonCon
He was chosen by the Gods to slaughter, to strike down all who stand against him. Your city has fallen at last and he has come to claim his prize.
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Yandere! Champion with his bronze armour and his scars, sunlight reflecting off him in battle likes he's Ares himself.
Yandere! Champion who cares for nothing but his own glory. He'll step over the bodies of his own men if it meant victory.
Yandere! Champion who's chosen as the head of the delegation sent to your city. The offer is simple - swear fealty to the Greeks, open the city gates and hand over your Champion to be executed.
Yandere! Champion who rides right up to the city walls, even when his fellow warriors stay far out of arrow range. Does he not care for his own life, you wonder, or does he simply think himself immortal?
Yandere! Champion who barely even tries to be diplomatic. Who seems to think war is a foregone conclusion.
When your prince refuses him, Yandere! Champion looks up at the royalty and clergy on the wall above him - the greatest and most powerful of the city - and he spits.
"I will take this city and crush your walls under my heels."
Yandere! Champion who catches your eye and holds it. You, just a minor Priestess of Athena, have somehow attracted his attention.
Yandere! Champion who smiles a slow, terrible smile and you wonder what God whispered carnage in his cradle.
Yandere! Champion who blows you a mocking kiss, even though your robes show your dedication to the virgin goddess.
Yandere! Champion who is true to his promise. His soldiers throw themselves at your gates until the bodies on both sides are piled higher than your head.
Yandere! Champion who cuts down your prince in battle. Who beheads him with one clean sweep and as you watch it happen, you realise he is no mere mortal.
He truly is the God of War's Champion.
Yandere! Champion who doesn't even cheer when the city falls to him. Who simply steps over the shattered gates and heads toward the temple of Athena, his xiphos dripping blood behind him.
Yandere! Champion who finds you just as you're about to run. You're the last to leave the temple. Your love for your goddess outweighed your fear but the clash of swords and plumes of smoke finally broke you.
You're on the broad stairs that lead to the temple when you see him, standing at the bottom and looking up at you. His cloak and the crest on his helmet are a deep scarlet and he looks like a spill of blood on the marble stairs.
Yandere! Champion who takes a step forward for each one you take back. Your hands are trembling and he notices it, relishes it.
Yandere! Champion who smiles at you again. His helmet covers most of his face so all you can see is gleaming bronze and bloodstained teeth.
"Little virgin priestess. Your goddess has abandoned you."
Yandere! Champion who finally reaches the top of the stairs and now that you're on even ground, you realise how he towers over you.
Yandere! Champion whose strides are much longer than yours and he gets closer with each halting step you take away.
"Why else would your city fall? You have been forsaken."
His blade twitches in his hand and it makes you jump. His eyes are on you - a colour so deep they look black. Hungry enough to devour you, devour the city, swallow the whole damn world.
For the first time, you feel afraid in your Goddess's temple.
Yandere! Champion who finally stops. His sword is still streaked with blood and it shines an awful red. His eyes dip from your face to your chest to your thighs. And nothing in his gaze seems noble or honourable at all.
"Run, priestess. Run to your Goddess and maybe she can save you."
You run.
You run through the temple, marble pillars blurring in your vision. The altar, the statues.... Surely no harm can come to you in the temple of Athena? Surely the War Goddess can protect one of her own?
Yandere! Champion who catches you at the base of her statue. Who grabs your hair and forces you to the ground.
Yandere! Champion who digs his knee into your back, one hand in your hair and the other gripping his sword. He's going to kill you, you think. Slit your throat and spill your blood on holy ground.
But he doesn't kill you. No, what he does is far worse.
Yandere! Champion who casts his sword aside and presses himself against your back, his weight trapping you under him.
Yandere! Champion who drags your chiton up your thighs, his breath growing ragged with want. Fingers digging into your flesh like he wants to sink hooks into you.
Yandere! Champion who was promised a prize.
Yandere! Champion who has levelled cities in the name of his God. Who's burnt temples to the ground. Who has forsaken his humanity for glory.
Yandere! Champion who was promised a prize and who demanded Athena's most beautiful priestess.
Yandere! Champion who trails kisses across your jaw and neck and shoulders. Whose lips leave blood behind.
Yandere! Champion who doesn't care to prepare you. Who lines his cock up with your cunt and sheaths himself inside you with one brutal thrust.
Yandere! Champion who pulls your hair so hard you arch your back. Whose weight on you makes his breastplate dig into your shoulder blades. Whose grunts echo in your ears.
Yandere! Champion who thrusts and thrusts and mercilessly keeps going.
Yandere! Champion who fucks you in the temple of the Virgin Goddess. Who desecrates Athena's temple and priestess both. And yet the candles keep burning, the fountains still flow clear.
The pain burns through your stomach like fire. And still you reach for her, for your Goddess.
Yandere! Champion who grabs your outstretched hand and forces it to the floor, who intertwines his fingers with yours in a terrible parody of intimacy.
You plead with her, your voice rough with panic and grief. But the statue's eyes are nothing more than sculpted marble.
Yandere! Champion who finally has his prize, after years of carnage and searching. And who will never let you go.
Yandere! Champion who cums inside of you, his voice rasping in your ear.
"Your goddess has abandoned you, little priestess. And I am all that remains."
And in the awful silence of the temple, with a killer's hands on your skin, you realise what it means to hate the Gods.
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fjorests-of-wildemount · 6 months ago
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Sorry, still not over Old Man Purvan Suul. He was young when the Calamity began. Somehow he has managed to survive the conflict. He found and helped guide and protect his goddess as she grew up a mortal once again. The Matron's First and Most Beloved Champion got to live a full life, as much as he could during an apocalypse.
I believe that she fully intended to give that to Vax all along, too, until fate and Vecna gave her no choice.
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sniffle-bird · 1 month ago
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so many people hate eurylochus to like. an insane degree. because they think everything he does are acts of self preservation and it’s NOT it’s preservation of the CREW because he’s the voice of the crew RRRASWRRRR
odysseus, polities and eurylochus were such good buddies and worked so well together because odysseus lead them, polities kept high spirits (this makes him sound like a cheerleader. but like idk how else to describe it? he like encourages whimsy. idk.) and eurylochus kept both of them grounded so they wouldn’t do anything stupid. and it was perfect until polities died.
without polities, the crew couldn’t find the positives in odysseus going up to the island to meet with aeolus. it was only eurylochus arguing his opinion, which is, “don’t go, it’s stupid,” literally, physically grounding him. obviously this was going to sway the crew in his favour immensely. eurylochus is like 10x more approachable than odysseus to the crew. eury’s their buddy. ody is the champion of a goddess and their king. so not only does ody then not have that extra polities voice in the argument to help lead ody to a logical conclusion which benefits everyone, he is instead clashing with eurylochus and subsequently the rest of his crew. this pretty much goes the same way for most of the other disagreements they have for the rest of the journey.
eurylochus is also forced to fill in the space that polities left in supporting odysseus as he’s their captain, but he struggles with bridging the gap between seeing him as his captain/king and seeing him as his friend. which is why he switches between calling him, “captain/sir,” to “odysseus,” to “ody,” during mutiny, and then back to “captain.” it’s a verbalisation of his view on odysseus.
so when it comes to opening the windbag, the crew is already on edge about it. he went up alone after fighting with the closest friend he has left in the crew, refuses to open the bag, the winions are all telling them it’s treasure. and there is such a blatant lack of trust between them that likely wasn’t present before; ody would rather stay awake for nine days straight than trust eury not to open the bag. and eurylochus, being naturally mistrusting of gods and mythical creatures in general, would not trust the origins of this bag. he would not trust his friend’s behaviour to be true. he would likely make the connection that the wind bag is making him act like this, so he takes it from him and opens it. not mentioning the insane pressure from the crew he’s likely been put under.
so yeah. people love to paint him as this evil-doer that was trying to usurp odysseus from the beginning but the mutiny only happened because everyone could tell ody was losing himself to this whole “monster” thing, which is what they needed to get home with as many men as possible, but nobody else is likely going to fully realise that unless you sit them down and explain to them the whole process of the journey and explain every little detail in everything that happened. much less eurylochus who is, as established, very stubborn, and very mistrusting of things he does not understand. he didn’t think ody was fit to lead anymore; it wasn’t that he sacrificed six men to scylla, it’s that he just did it and didn’t think of any alternative plan. he didn’t consult anyone else, he just did it. eurylochus could see he was driving himself a little crazy over getting home to his wife. like i’m sure there would’ve been some people who would have volunteered to hold the torches if they all held a big meeting.
and then the cow. how does nobody realise killing helios’s cows is a suicide attempt? eurylochus knew they were going to die, he did not believe they were going to make it home, at least with the cows he can control it and at least his crew won’t die hungry.
anyways. this is a huge wall of text. i know eurylochus haters HATE to see me coming, i’m his no. 1 defender and apologist he does no wrong.
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somewhatsentientspellbook · 6 months ago
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There's just something so fascinating about the way the Exandrian pantheon has decided to handle the Aeor Situation™ - by electing a few of their kind to be born as mortals in order to infiltrate the city.
The first to bring herself low was Ioun, and I can only imagine how lonely that must have been for her. To feel infinite wisdom creeping into her adolescent mind? To rise through Aeor's ranks knowing what they'd do to her if the authorities discovered the truth of her existence? Waiting, hoping, perhaps even praying that the other gods would follow through with the plan.
Sarenrae has a husband and children as Trist. I can't help but consider the parallels to Liliana Temult, with a 'higher calling' pulling a mother away from her family. The conversations in the temple suggest that she would have been aware of what she was by the time she started her family. Yet she loves them, cherishes them, even knowing that she might not see them again. Will Amaris, Haylie, and Topher learn that Trist is a goddess? Or will that only be discovered when they find their way to her realm in Elysium?
The Matron was once mortal, and she willingly returned to that form in order to help her newfound siblings dismantle the Aeorian threat. Her steward since childhood was Purvan, helping raise and guide her despite his old age. Imagine being a little girl, guarded by the Champion of Ravens himself and his wolven companion, completely unaware of your own divinity until later in life. Imagine the night she woke up, remembering her ascendency, seeing Purvan and recognising him.
And what of the families that gave birth to and raised the four Betrayer Gods? What of the halfling family who watched their precocious daughter scale a fence with far too much ease than it should be? The day the tortle's parents found him crying in pain and tearing at his skin to distract himself from a memory so distant and yet so real? Or Milo, who became a priest, not to follow in the light of the Dawnfather (like his parents may have thought), but to mock his brother even as a mortal?
These gods spent entire childhoods with families and friends, taking refuge from the skirmishes caused by their other siblings. Who, despite those similarities, have very different opinions of humanity, of Aeor, and themselves.
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wonderjanga · 22 days ago
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Sweet Dreams
Billy likes sleeping. Just as any normal human child would. Unfortunately though, he’s not a normal human child. He juggles two jobs, Whiz Kid and the JL. Technically three if he counts patrol and actually being a hero in Fawcett as separate from the JL. Point is, he does a lot of stuff and sleeping is a wonderful to refresh himself. So, one day, he tried to get sleep as Marvel to make up for that lost time.
Then, the dream started.
Marvel: “Zeus? What are you wearing?”
Zeus: “Huh?” * looks down at his clothes* “The heck… Billy this is your dream. Why did you make me appear like this?”
Marvel: “Maybe because I didn’t expect to see you?”
Zeus: “Why wouldn’t you- Oh wait. You’ve never slept in your Champion form have you?”
Marvel: “No?”
Zeus: “Yeah, that’s what I thought. Come.” *gestures for him to follow and starts to walk off*
Marvel: *follows*
Zeus: “See, Batson, whenever Champions fall asleep, that can allow their patron gods to invade their dreams. That’s actually with me and the others are doing right now!”
Marvel: “Oh uh… cool?”
They played some cards, and yelled at each other about how people were cheating. Solomon won nearly every game. Except Uno which Mercury somehow won. There was a lot more suspicion of cheating when that happened. They then just sat in a circle like preteens at a slumber party and started gossiping about the other gods and goddesses from both Greek and other mythology. All in all, it was basically a sleepover, and if Billy was being honest, he didn’t hate it. Though, what he did hate was the fact that when he woke up he felt even more tired then before he went to sleep.
He noticed this was a pattern after a couple more times of him trying to make up for lost sleep as Marvel. As a result, Billy started kicking himself out of the dreams so he could actually sleep. The gods didn’t like this because Billy was apparently a chill little guy to hang out with. He of course, still said no, but you see, the Gods can be really, really… annoying when you say no to them.
Marvel: *sitting on a roof in Fawcett*
Zeus: “JOIN US!”
Marvel: “No.”
Achilles: “Please, Batson?”
Marvel: “No.”
Solomon: “Billy, please don’t leave me alone with them.”
Marvel: “Sorry, Solly. Still no.”
Solomon: “Again with that nickname…” *honestly doesn’t know whether he likes or hates it*
Zeus: “Wait, why is Solomon the only one who gets an apology?”
Marvel: “He’s the only one I feel bad for.”
Zeus: “WHA-”
This made Zeus mad so he pettily took away Billy’s ability to use lightning as Marvel. The Batson boy went a week before he caved and hung out with them in his dreams again.
Zeus: “You’re here!”
Marvel: *frowniest frown on his face*
He was then sequestered away by Zeus to watch Achilles and Hercules have a hot dog eating contest.
Mercury: “Who do you think is gonna win, Bill? We can have a bet!”
Marvel: “I don’t have any money to bet.”
Atlas: “Yes, Hermes. You forget he’s a… how do humans nowadays say it? Ah right. A brokie.”
Marvel: “Atlas, you just fell so hard down my favorites list your below Zeus now.”
Atlas: *extremely offended* “BELOW ZEUS?!”
Zeus: “HA!” *literally points and laughs*
The Next Day…
Wondy: “Brother, is something wrong? I’ve never seen you drink coffee before.”
Marvel: “I spent my night watching Achilles and Hercules shove hotdogs down their throats to see who could out-eat the other. Meanwhile, Atlas and Zeus were fist-fighting in one corner while Mercury kept trying to coerce me into making a bet with him, even though I had literally no money to make said bet.”
Wondy: “Oh.”
Marvel: “Yeah. Oh.” *sips his coffee* “Anyways, how was your night?”
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starcurtain · 6 months ago
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Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.
The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.
The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.
Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.
Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"
And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."
And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.
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thetimetraveler24 · 1 year ago
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Sometimes I think about how people rank Jason as their least favorite because he’s “such a bland character with no personality”, but was he even allowed to have one in the first place?
He’s two years old when Lupa guides him to Camp Jupiter. He’s brought up to be the perfect soldier, the perfect Roman, the perfect hero. He doesn’t know life outside the legion. He’s the son of Jupiter, he has to be great. If he’s not, he’s a failure and a disgrace. If he is then he’s still not the best because there so many other heroes who did it better than him so he has to keep trying harder and harder even though no matter what he’s never going to be good enough because the moment he slips up he’s no longer the perfect hero.
The few times he actually tries to do something he wants, he’s only cut down. Changing the 12th legion to the 1st legion? No, you can’t do that. It’s tradition. You’re wrong. That’s stupid. Joining the 5th cohort? Why would you join those losers? You’re only hurting yourself. You could be great if you join the 1st cohort instead like a good Roman boy.
So why would he try to do anything that cultivates his identity? Why would he try to do anything that brings him joy if everyone around him is just going to suck it right out?
He has no best friends at Camp Jupiter. He has acquaintances. He has people he’s friendly with. Say what you want but Reyna was a coworker. Dakota was cool, Gwen was nice. But none of them make Jason want to stay at Camp Jupiter instead of Camp Half-Blood. He thinks of Reyna but only in terms of he doesn’t want to saddle her with the responsibility of picking a new praetor. He thinks about duty. When he is picking between the camps he’s weighing his options between doing his duty as he’s done his whole life or picking himself for the very first time ever and he picks himself.
And it’s honestly so fucking depressing that the first time Jason picks himself and is actually supported in his decision happens when he is sixteen years old. And most of the people supporting him have only known him for a month.
But then he saddles himself with duty and responsibilities because that’s all he’s ever known and Percy is dying and Jason is a good Roman and a good hero and his job is to sacrifice his life for everyone else because of course it is. So he takes on Pontifex Maximus to build shrines and temples to minor gods and goddesses (not that they shouldn’t be honored but… once again he’s sacrificing his identity for the good of everyone around him).
And then, just as he’s finally discovering an identity for himself—he likes physics, he’s learning about the mortal world and living in it, he’s becoming more than just Jupiters son and Juno’s perfect hero—he’s killed.
Jason never got to be Jason. He only got to be Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, Praetor of the 12th Legion, slayer of Krios, one of the Seven, Juno’s Champion, Pontifex Maximus. He always belonged to someone else and never himself.
All this to say, Jason is my favorite of the Seven and although he’s not the eldest nor a daughter, as an eldest daughter I relate so hard and feel very seen in him.
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italiangirlcoresblog · 1 month ago
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ynverstappen MY BROTHER IS A FOUR-TIME WORLD CHAMPION Y'ALL ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
so so so so proud of you maxie ❤️
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landonorris what about me 😔💔
ynverstappen i don't remember you winning anything 🤔
landonorris blocked
username1 was he silent or SILENCED
username2 the way they're more sibling-coded than the actual verstappen siblings 😭
drewstarkey way to go champ 🦁🏆
username3 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
username4 did i miss something or???
username5 this is the most random crossover ever
maxverstappen1 thanks man 👊🏻
username6 HE REPLIED???
username7 i'm so confused, why is drew in the comments?
username8 drew starkey casually liking AND commenting
username9 i swear 🙏🏻 my man just spawned out of nowhere
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username10 name a hotter cast, i'll wait
username11 no because i literally don't know where to look
username12 my husband looking FIIINE
username13 the second slide 🛐
username14 the groom (drew) getting ready with his two best men
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username15 UHM, HELLO!?
username16 we're all seeing this right
username17 relax guys she probably liked it by accident
ynverstappen no i didn't 🤨
username18 i actually had to double check
username19 wtf is going on
username20 since when did she know drew???
madelyncline don't mind me, just watching the drama unfold 🍿
username21 TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW MADDIE
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ynverstappen mind if i join? 🤍🪩
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madelyncline GODDESS
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ynverstappen says you 😍
username22 the friendship i didn't know i needed
username23 MY TWO QUEENS
username24 mama a girl behind you (literally the whole obx cast being here)
username25 don't let elaine see that rudy liked this too
madisonbaileybabe 💀
username26 so are we gonna ignore the fact that she used the exact same emoji as drew or what?
username27 can we normalize not reading too much into everything
username28 it's giving ✨️casual bride✨️
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username29 this AGAIN?
username30 homeboy trying to confuse us
drewstarkey i think i was pretty clear
username31 WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN
jonathandavissofficial you're having way too much fun with this man
drewstarkey 🤷🏻‍♂️
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username32 wait, he's in las vegas too??
username33 is that y/n???
username34 too many events in just one night
username35 who are they?
username36 @ ynverstappen and @ drewstarkey
username37 says who 💀
username38 i'm 99.9% convinced that @ username36 is just rudy undercover
rudeth why would i go undercover when i literally posted a whole ass story about it?
username39 DREW X Y/N CONFIRMED ‼️‼️‼️
username40 this is absolute cinema
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username41 oh 😃
username42 SIR I JUST OPENED INSTAGRAM
username43 r.i.p. single drew starkey, we could've had something real 💔
madisonbaileybabe girl bfr
username44 it's a joke right? RIGHT!?
username45 i mean, they got married in vegas so they were probably drunk
drewstarkey the most sober i've ever been
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username46 I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY
username47 the fact that we didn't even know they were together and now they're MARRIED
username48 it's called "being private"
jonathandavissofficial 👏🏾
username49 Y/N VERSTAPPEN AND DREW STARKEY? IN THIS ECONOMY??
username50 everybody say thank you for their service to the bi community 🙏🏻
username51 i'll never recover from this
landonorris congrats man!
ynverstappen wHaT aBoUt Me
landonorris i DoN't ReMeMbEr YoU pOsTiNg AnYtHiNg
ynverstappen fine, you're not invited to the reception
landonorris 👎🏻
username52 the whole internet literally blowing up:
y/n and lando:
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ynverstappen "i do" or whatever
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landonorris no photos credit is wild
ynverstappen is it your wedding or mine?
landonorris are these your photos or mine?
ynverstappen 🙄 @ lando.jpg
username53 i feel like we're interrupting something with that second picture
username54 i honestly don't know if i wanna be HER or WITH her
username55 they really said "fuck it, we hard launch"
ynverstappen that's not the only thing that was hard tonight
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landonorris gross
madelyncline what happens in vegas stays in vegas please
maxverstappen1 i didn't need to know that
ynverstappen 😬
username56 THE WAY HE'S JUST CARRYING HER AROUND I'M OBSESSED
username57 so it's OFFICIAL official?
rudeth idk bro, what do you think?
username58 still don't understand how any of this happened but i'm definitely not complaining
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username59 🕯manifesting that it was just one big misunderstanding🕯
username60 they confirmed it tho?
username59 can't hear you, too busy feeding into my own delusions 🙂‍↕️
username61 kinda looks like a pr stunt ngl
username62 why would they even need one lol
username63 they're obviously trying to distract us from rudy leaving the show
username64 well IT'S WORKING
username65 let me grieve in peace
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maxverstappen1 almost feels better than winning the championship. take good care of her @ drewstarkey
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ynverstappen excuse me, ALMOST?
landonorris you couldn’t understand
ynverstappen you couldn’t either 🥰
username66 not them still roasting each other 💀
drewstarkey sure will @ maxverstappen1
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username67 MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS OMG
username68 i'm actually crying
username69 oh to be loved like this
username70 *TO BE LOVED BY DREW STARKEY
username71 this is too sweet help
redbullracing congratulations @ ynverstappen 🥳
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username72 you know it's serious when admin replies
username73 should we consider this a verstappen siblings 1-2??
ynverstappen depends on who's first
username73 BAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU SM
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ynverstappen made a bet, now i'm married to the most amazing man i've ever met. stupid things do have good outcomes all the time after all...
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landonorris was the rhyme intentional?
ynverstappen poetry is one of my many virtues
landonorris such as modesty i see
rudeth that last line sounds familiar 🤔
ynverstappen a wise man's words
username74 NO BECAUSE THAT JJ QUOTE REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY
username75 fr like we're still in denial here 😭
madelyncline he doesn't deserve your love babes (i do 😉)
ynverstappen forget about him, let's run away and start a new life together 💋💍
madelyncline omw 🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️
madisonbaileybabe wait for me girls 🙋🏽‍♀️
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username76 IT WAS A BET???
username77 told you it couldn't be anything serious
username78 this is actually so messed up
username79 they have a dog??
ynverstappen are we not supposed to...?
username80 how does it feel to be living my dream 😩
username81 their kids won the genetic lottery
username82 HOW CAN THIS MAN BE REAL 🙏🏻
ynverstappen ikr
username83 she's so unserious, i love her
username84 drew 🔛🔝
ynverstappen of me
username85 AMEN
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drewstarkey "if max wins, we're getting married tonight. bet?"
"bet."
thanks man, i owe you one
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username86 what if he didn't win 💀
maxverstappen1 i guess we'll never know
ynverstappen LANDO + LANDO = ??? 🙌🏻
ynverstappen THANK GOD you won tho
ynverstappen it would've been a tiny little bit awkward
drewstarkey i still would've married tf out of you
ynverstappen and they say romance is dead
username87 i'm afraid this couple will be my personality for the rest of my life
username88 she's stunning omg
username89 you get it, drew gets it, we all get it
username90 THE HAND PLACEMENT!?
username91 3rd pic is how i think i look like when i wake up
hichasestokes so what do i do with the ring now?
ynverstappen ...what ring 🙂
hichasestokes forget i said anything
ynverstappen @ hichasestokes i know where you live
rudeth it was nice knowing you man
jonathandavissofficial we loved you brother
username92 proud to say i'm child of a happily married couple
username93 mother is MOTHERING
drewstarkey not yet
username94 WAIT WHAT
username95 i think i skipped a few chapters
ynverstappen i think i did too 😃
maxverstappen1 one thing at a time mate
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Purvan Suul appearance #1: A long dead figure of legend, champion of the death goddess, a corpse wearing a Vestige in a booby trapped tomb, relentless jokes about his name, a deeply fateful point in the VM story.
Purvan Suul appearance #2: Greeted with derision and duplicity, excitedly recognized as a living legend by the table, chased off screen for more roleplay because It’s Him It’s Purvan, the herald of doom on the night it arrives.
Purvan Suul appearance #3: Beloved champion and guardian, the embodiment of faithful devotion, respectful advocate for his own choices, accompanies the goddess of death to the threshold of a horrific task in a terrible place and not one step further.
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