#certified yapper!!!!

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

Shoes time, I've already shown these a bit. Peek the read more so I don't spam yalls dash :)

These were surprisingly easy, not gonna lie. I thought I was going to make these last, but they were actually the first thing I made.

It was the first time making shoe covers, and I honestly thought I was going to make these shoes from scratch-scratch. Thankfully I didn't. I don't know what possessed me but I just grabbed some old flats I had worn to hell and back and went "I think these can die and serve a new purpose now."

And then I cut their upper heels off, sewed it up, put hot glue on it for grip, and sewed and glued a bunch of shit onto em.

They're actually stuffed with polyfill fluff in the ends (which surprised the judges) to give them their shape. I tried to secure them in with the lining fabric by glueing it in, but I kept missing and went "fukkit it will be fine" and honestly? It was. None of the fluff came out or really displaced that much so I think it was a win.

The star and moon decals were glued on and then embellished with little stitches for detail, but it's 90% hot glue in this piece.

I honestly got the pattern for the shoes spot on for the original draft, I just had to make it bigger and shape it a leeeeetol bit more and it was Gucci. Unusual for me aisnendoe.

Finally, all the bells on my costume work, but I replaced the metal pellet inside them with a plastic perler bead instead; resulting in the bells not being quite as loud and annoying, which is good when I was hoofing it across a con for 10 hours a day, two days in a row!

[idontplaytrack]

1000 posts!

[blondwhxrewrites]

"I don't know what you're talking about; Mattheo and I are just friends," you insisted for what seemed like the tenth time that day. 

"Girl, he sleeps with you," Pansy replied, looking at you, clearly unamused with your bullshit. You shrugged and leaned back into your chair.

"He has nightmares."

There was nothing wrong with comforting a friend, right? Did they just expect you to send Mattheo away when he so obviously needed comfort? You would do the same thing for anyone else. It meant nothing! Everyone was just being overdramatic.

"Yeah, and I have nightmares, but you don't see me sneaking into Draco's bed at night for comfort." Pansy rolled her eyes. You were oblivious, and even it was starting to get on her nerves. "And what excuse could you possibly have for the fact that he tells everyone you're his girlfriend?" 

Now that had you reeling. "Wait, he does that?"

Pansy froze, knowing she had revealed something that was going to get her killed by Mattheo. She sighed, accepting her fate. "He's been doing it for months." she slunk into the pillows of the couch. This was definitely gonna end badly for her.

 "I'm gonna kill him."

"You can do what you want, but when you end up naked in his bed just know that I told you so."

You scoffed at Pansy's accusation. "That's not going to happen." You replied, confident in your ability to resist Mattheos's flirtation. 

You lied; the next morning you were snuggled into his chest, completely naked and spent from the night's activities—you'd apologize to Pansy later. 

[yuzuy4]

[interstellarrisa]

Some subconscious fun

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You might've heard people saying that are our brain is amazing and capable of astounding things and well they're not wrong. Your brain is the most complex organ in the body with billions of neurons that have trillions of connections called synapses that makes it able to communicate, with this information how can we say that it's not amazing?

Our consciousness is thought to sit at the cerebral cortex and is said to have three levels to it. The conscious, subconscious and unconscious. They're all tasked with different things. I'll explain them all...

The conscious: This is the part that we have control over, our thoughts, feelings, decisions and acknowledgement are all made here. It's what you're using right now to read this post and also where the awareness of you reading this post is. Basically thoughts, feelings and awareness.

The subconscious: It's not in the current focus of our awareness hence called the subconscious mind. It's a barrier that's put up by our mind so that we don't become overwhelmed by all the information that we get when we interact with this world. For example our nose in the center of our vision, the feeling of our clothes or our tongue resting on the roof of our mouth. Because of this barrier we're allowed to focus our awareness on more important decision making and cognitive tasks without getting overwhelmed. This can be noticed when we decide (conscious) to pick up a new skill which can be hard to learn and do before we become a natural at it which then makes it an automatic (subconscious) skill.

The unconscious: It's perhaps the most mysterious form of consciousness since it's not available for introspection or analysis. We do know that it's a hoard of feelings, thoughts and memories lost from our conscious mind, it contains the painful past that we might simply want to forget about. Some people say that we never forget and that it just get's buried deep down within our mind and with the right signals we can recover the forgotten memories.

Now to the fun part. It's a small "experiment" that you can do every night just to see how amazing your subconscious mind truly is. Firstly I haven't found any article's stating that this is your subconscious minds doing, some say it might be your circadian rhythm (internal body clock) but I personally assume that it's your subconscious and if you know loa let's just go with it.

The experiment is you controlling when you wake up. You might go "really, that's it?" but when you first do it and it works it'll feel a bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, anyways here's what to do.

Go to bed. Doesn't need to be nighttime you just need to go to sleep for this.

While falling asleep tell yourself that you'll wake up in xxx hours/minutes. For example you go to bed at 00:00 and want to wake up in 8 hours, naturally that would be 08:00 so just affirm "I will wake up in 8 hours." or "I will wake up at 08:00"

Drift off to sleep~

Wake up and check the time and it should be the designated time.

This is actually a technique used a lot in lucid dreaming method's and could also be used in shifting/manifesting/void method's. Since the brain is just like a sponge when you wake up it absorbs any kind of information presented it with and sometimes induces "hallucinations". I'd recommend shorting the time you sleep if you're gonna use it as a method though. It's also pretty similar if not the same to SATS.

This has worked for me on multiple occasions and if you wake up and the time doesn't match when you wanted to wake up it might be because you already woke up earlier and just went back to sleep and forgot about it later, happened with me a few times but because of signals I remembered. I even got rid of my alarm for school because of this and I still woke up in time for school.

warning: if this post does NOT resonate with you or your beliefs feel free to ignore it, you don't need to send hate or make posts on how stupid this is or that it's wrong. some might misunderstand this post (like the last one) and make misguided comments, please think a little before you open your mouth :). yapping session is cause i'm really interested in this topic lol.

[neverstheless]

SPENCER REID in SEASON ONE — I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. [...] Yes, I'm a genius.

[sturnsmadl]

texts messages from toxic!chris.

hi!! idk how i feel about the whole 'texts between' thing i feel like my writing style isn't made for it :/ oh well! ill live.

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[goblinintherock]

Some oodles of these old guys

Work husbands!

[thisis-xav]

he will yap so much your ears will pop off

(I've noticed the amount of support on this page recently, thank you so much!)

(let me know if you want more of this gremlin)

(bonus pics down here!)

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Arataki Itto!

Check out this awesome drawing my boys made for me. What do you think, compadre? Doesn't it look just as handsome, stylish, smart, and—

Ah well, who am I kidding, there is no drawing in the world that can even come close to the magnificence of yours truly! Hahahahaha!

Why? You don't think it's appropriate to put up my drawing over here? Puh-lease, it makes perfect sense, amigo! You see, I'M the man of the occasion! If it ain't grand, it ain't on brand!

You know what, why don't I put my autograph on it? Signed poster of the Arataki Gang's one and only maestro for the one and oni's bestest compadre!

Thanks to カネンゴミ for the fantastic artwork!

[notherpuppet]

I have a question: What do you think about the Radioapple fics/comics where Alastor and Lucifer relationship reaches the sexual stage?

Because i've found so many people that hates the idea so much, since Alastor is ace.

But as far as I understand, even asexual people can enjoy sexual relationships.

Or am I wrong?

(Ngl, I like the soft ones. Let them enjoy each other touch and what pleases them, but nothing too wild)

I think people should create whatever fiction they want and enjoy whatever fiction they want lol

Personally, I think it’s uncouth to leave unsolicited criticism on fanfic/fanart. I don’t think there are many fans out there getting paid to make stuff, it’s all in good fun. If it’s to my taste, yay! How lovely for me. If it’s not, I just scroll.

I like lots of different ways folks write their Alastor ship fanfics.

If the story is compelling, then I probably will like it. Idk I don’t enforce anything for anyone. If an author or artist wants to be explicit with their intentions, cool! I engage with good faith, so I go ahead and believe them when they define what they’re writing. If authors don’t want to be explicit, that’s cool too.

Edit: idk why people try to police alastor’s sexuality. I feel like there’s more interesting things to do than be a fandom cop

[blondwhxrewrites]

Pornstar!Mattheo Riddle, where he's literally the most infamous man on Pornhub, known to give his girls (and sometimes boys) the greatest fuck of their life. Everyone is clamoring to book a shoot with him because his videos get so many views, and, well...he's just so good at fucking people. He knows exactly how the body works and can make any woman or man scream. He runs an OnlyFans on the side that has thousands of subscribers tuning in for his live streams. Sometimes he brings in someone, and other times he does it by himself. He's literally living the life.

Then Pansy brings you to hang out with him and his friends one day. Mattheo gets one good look at you and knows he has to fuck you. He doesn't care if it's on camera or not; he's getting your pretty little ass into his bed somehow. And it becomes ten times worse when he finds out you're a virgin. He ends up following you around like a puppy but refuses to admit he has actual feelings for you even though it's painfully obvious that he's in love with you.

He's over the moon when you finally agree to do a shoot with him, and he's so over the top about it too. He gets you a pretty lingerie set, asks if you want to do anything with toys; hell, he even would sprinkle rose petals on the bed for you if you asked him to. When everything is set up and he starts recording, he basically jumps you.

He's always been rough in bed, but he's trying so hard to be gentle with you as he slowly gets you worked up to take his cock. Not going to lie, he spends most of that time absolutely devouring your pussy. He's addicted to the way you taste and how you scream and moan his name when he curls his fingers against your g-spot over and over again.

He almost cums right then and there when he slowly pushes his cock inside of you. He's never been very vocal when it comes to sex, but he's whimpering and moaning as he pounds into you. By the time he's done with you, you've at least cummed five times, and you're probably barely conscious (you agreed beforehand that he could do whatever the hell he wanted with you).

He cleans you up, and makes sure you're all good after he stops the recording. And then he just collapses onto the bed next to you and he clings onto you for the rest of the night.

When he finally starts to edit the video, he almost can't because every time he watches it he gets so horny and he ends up jerking off to it. Honestly, he considers never uploading it because he wants to keep it—you—all to himself.

When he does eventually upload it, it quickly becomes the most viewed video he's ever had. All the comments are gushing over the fact that he's so clearly in love with you. You quickly become a fan favorite, with all his fans wanting to see you again because Mattheo obviously has feelings for you.

Little did they know he's reading those comments with you snuggled up beside him in bed (:

[wejustvibing]

lewis with the mini mic

[zombvic]

THREE'S A PARTY (mason mount x reader)

summary : in which the beloved couple announce they're expecting a baby

face claim : noone in particular

notes : yall idk what to write.. this is more unserious than serious but we move on 😝💯 also don't u dare mention me adding lando cause 😴

pairings : mason mount x reader

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yourusename about to be the flyest baby out there.. TRUUUUST 🙏🏽🔥💯

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user HOLYFUCK

user wasn't on my bingo 2024 card omg 😭

masonmount drippiest baby out there 🗣🗣

- yourusername literally 😭🤞🏼

user they're gonna be the cutest parents i swr

user oh my gosh.. parents (LITERALLY)

user that baby has more shoes than me and ITS NOT EVEN BORN YET 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️

user if it's a girl yall better name her chelsea 😇

- user even if it's a boy

cmpulisic crazy way to announce a baby mate

- masonmount stop hating 👎🏻

yourusername posted a new story.

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yourusename it's been a while chat! SO...... we had our daughter, alessía mount, a few months ago. she's indeed been the drippiest baby so far tho 😝☝🏽 anyways i missed u guys tbh

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user adopt me PLEASEEEEE

user ugh to be the daughter of mason mount and y/n .. a girl can dream

user he's so smitten im sobbing

mclaren cutest baby ever

user never wanted to be a baby so bad

user should've been called chelsea smh

- yourusename dw it's her middle name 😴

user imagine being the daughter of THE y/n and mason mount

user that baby is gonna be majestic when she grows up

landonorris ADORABLEEEE ☹️🙏🏻

chelseafc congrats you guys !!

user me when

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masonmount my little girl 💙☹️

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user parenting goals

user he loves that girl so much

user actually sobbing right now

- user literally im never getting over dad mase

yourusename watch it with the caption..

- masonmount wdym babe

- yourusername OUR**** ?????

cmpulisic where is my picture credit

- masonmount you took a single picture mate

- cmpulisic so what? that's a third of this post ☹️

yourusename who's the guy in the 2nd picture he's mad fit 😝💯

- masonmount he's got a kid with his girlfriend whom he loves very much

chelseafcw future striker for chelsea 🙌🏼

- yourusername future stargirl

- masonmount project messi but female 🫡🫡

did this while watching practice two for the monaco grand prix and omd the mclaren livery looked sexy bro 😴😴😴 should be the main one i SWEAR its so nice to watch

[ghost-ferry]

Professional yapper/listener

[sturnsmadl]

dad!matt headcannons!

warnings!- slight swearing, very very light angst, mostly fluff, no smut, not proof read, cutest dad matt, pregnancy, struggles with self image, idk what else :)

dad!matt who knew before you did.

"i think i have food poisoning.."

"its definitely not food poisoning sweetheart."

dad!matt who loves telling his brothers the news.

"a shirt..that says..uncle..?"

"mhm."

"oh fuck- matt! are you serious?"

"im gonna be a dad!"

dad!matt who stares at your stomach for ages as the baby kicks.

"is it meant to move your whole tummy?"

"yes.."

"oh.."

dad!matt who doesn't let you leave the house when you're nearly due.

"im gonna go get some pain killers from-"

"nope! no. we can order them."

dad!matt who rushes out of work when he finds out you're in hospital.

dad!matt who gets there just in time for the birth.

"oh thank god- are you okay?!"

"mhm..are you..?"

dad!matt who cries more then you during birth.

dad!matt who doesn't let you go uncared for after.

"it hurts.."

"excuse me! nurse?"

dad!matt who uses all his storage on pictures of his new baby.

dad!matt who makes an instagram post annoucing it/thanking you.

matthew.sturniolo-my favourite person just had my baby, thank you for doing this for us and our growing family its like a dream

dad!matt who refuses for his baby to learn any bad words.

"fuc-"

"no."

dad!matt who lets you get all the sleep you need.

"shes crying again..?"

"shh...you go back to sleep. i got her."

dad!matt who loves dressing her in the cutest fall outfits.

"aww..if i couldn't love fall anymore."

dad!matt who hates when you two argue.

"im sorry..i got you flowers.."

dad!matt who can never say no to her as she gets older.

"play?"

"maybe tommorow yeah? its late a- okay..don't tell mummy though."

dad!matt who helps his daughter through every teenage stage.

"i dont know.. i just dont feel.. pretty anymore."

"nonsense. yk how you get told you look like your mum?"

"yeah..?"

"have you seen the beauty of her?"

"yeah shes gorgeous."

"and you look like twins."

"thanks dad."

dad!matt who is the sweetest man alive.

"my backs killing."

"roll over. ill give you a massage."

a/n- writing these gave me so much nostalgia. do we like the colours for the characters? they took forever. im gonna write boy next door part 2 tommorow!

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