#certificate of birth

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[pgratedlies]

im all about Jason resetting his age after he died.

Little things like going to a diner or restaurant after patrol, kids eat free and this 6 foot 6 fridge just says "free meal I'm legally 2"

Or my favourite hc is Jason protecting Damian from his time in the LoA so Damian, 10 apples tall, introducing him everywhere is " this is my my little brother be nice to him" and it's Hulk's lovechild in a red tic tac helmet

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

We tried to tell you...

[kittenscookie]

Now all I can imagine is the M.E Hermes trying to give cannon Luke as much spoils to get Cannon Hermes angry-

M.E Hermes: *Pulls up in the sexiest Cherry Red Impala you'd ever seen*

M.E Hermes: LUKE!

AU Luke: Hm?

M.E Hermes: Not you, the one stuck with a dead beat!

Canon Luke: Yes?

M.E Hermes: *Throws the car keys at him*

Canon Luke: *Catches them*

M.E Hermes: *Jerks head towards the Impala* It's yours!

PJO Hermes: HUH!?

Canon Luke: *Processing*

Canon Luke: ...It's mine?

M.E Hermes: It's yours! There are fake IDs and twelve hundred dollars in the center console, go enjoy your youth darling!

PJO Hermes: ...*Eye twitch*

Canon Luke: ...*Stares at AU Luke*

AU Luke: *Stares back*

*Both Lukes have a silent convo for about ten seconds*

Canon Luke: ...Alright, you coming?

AU Luke: Shiiiiiit! I was hoping you'd ask!

*Both bolt towards the car*

PJO Hermes: Hold on—!

M.E Hermes: *Drops the accent* Shut the fuck up! You basically abandoned him, he fucking deserves this!

[mxwhore]

warm up of the days is taking necessary risks

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Birth and baptismal certificate for Catherina Reicard, 1789, Haines Township, Pennsylvania.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Hey is anyone gonna ask you about the "legally male for 6 months" story or should I rummage through your old posts like a raccoon?

i've posted about it so many times lol

i changed my whole-ass name (first middle and last) when i was 16 because i didn't like it. that's all. normalise changing your name because it sucks lol

i did that before i sat my GCSE exams so that they'd all be the right name and i wouldn't have any faff when i went to do my a-levels being all like "hey i know it says this name but my name is this now" yada yada. which was right at the end of 5 years of schooling like literally 2-3 months before i left forever so the name change wouldn't really matter to them too much besides changing where i sat in the exam hall.

my school decided, for some reason, on my behalf, entirely without my input... that i also changed my gender

so my GCSE results are for "mr. [name]" not "miss [name]"

which, ironically, was even more of a faff during A-level enrollment a few months later than having a different name would have been

anyway my gender is ABBA: assigned boy by academia

[machetelanding]

The Penguin's birth certificate prop from Batman Returns. Although never seen on screen, this prop suggests that the film (set 33 years after Penguin's birth) is set in the 1980s!

[doodleddaisies]

I love when people say “will smith hockey” like it’s his legal government name

[c-kiddo]

number 1 most based caduceus moment

[mirthmave]

I’m currently writing an AU Under the Red Hood where Jason doesn’t go after Bruce and Joker. Instead Talia helps him get a handle on his anger and he decides he’s going to go back to Gotham and help the way we know (and love) him for. And if by chance he crosses paths with a certain clown then he’ll deal with him himself.

Progress begins to be shown in Crime Alley, much to the police and vigilante’s annoyance (and somewhat respect) when it comes out that the Mayor has been arrested for corruption.

And then Jason gets an idea.

A marvellous idea.

A marvellously, fun idea.

Since he’s done such good work in Crime Alley, he has the experience to show that he has the experience to be Gotham’s Mayor.

And so, Red Hood decides that he’s going to run for Mayor of Gotham.

[lazylittledragon]

I'm imagining Kit's middle name as either some behemoth 20 letter tongue twister *or* a single syllable. No in-between.

oh it’s absolutely an intricate, impossible to spell, ancient elvish translation of “wheelbarrow” or something

[gomzdrawfr]

My fav priceghost / ghostprice dynamic is that whenever Price goes off or starts lecturing shi Ghost just drills his head into any parts of Price like a cat

Price: behave

Ghost: no *headbutts Price and knock him out*

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Birth certificate, 1794-1800, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.

[poppy5991]

I need to write a post canon fic that is just Hawks taking psychic damage from the Japanese bureaucracy system while he tries to replace all the documents about him that the Hero Commission destroyed or falsified lmao

Tries to sign a lease on a new apartment but needs his identity number

Tries to get a card with his ID number but needs a birth certificate

Tries to locate his birth certificate but his mother is MIA and he can’t find it in the HC files

Tries to locate the hospital where he was born but it’s been scrubbed from the records