#celebratory post

[isuggestforcemasc]

300+ FOLLOWERS CELEBRATORY POST!!

Thanks to @bayfuzzball7050 for the art :3

Also some alts he made for me :)

Original post w the drawing

[ornabl]

Danbert doodle cuz I don’t draw enough ship art 💚

[johndavedaily]

YAHOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ,,,!!!!!

[bayfuzzball7050]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY 🎉

[deer-xing-png]

HAPPY [EARLY] BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!! ILY YOURE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS EVER @koa-z

Also I'm sorry if I got anything incorrect from your ref!!!! I tried to stick to it as best I could 🫶

And you ARE really cool btw 😎

HAPPY BDAY BUDDY!!!!!!

[fangbangerghoul]

Somehow these two are going to save the world. *queue sitcom theme song*

one of my posts is about to reach 200 notes and if it does (it'll be the first one ever) I will do a celebratory fanart or one-shot(2k- 5k) yall can choose

[disturbedgent]

I JUST DID MY FIRT T SHOT 💥💥💥💥💥💥

MIGHT CRY LATER

[valewritessss]

150 followers is insane that’s like double what I was celebrating not too long ago

Thank you so much I’m super grateful I will continue to post whatever comes to mind

[lun6laveria]

COWHOUN WIN! COWHOUN WIN! COWHOUN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[w1yre]

YAY!!!!!!!!!

[th3-0bjectivist]

1500 FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION post w/ page mascot Springin' Chip!

Heya folks! Springin’ Chip here with a very special celebratory post! This last week, th3-0bjectivist hit 1500 followers! To be fair, about a quarter of his followers are more than likely AI pornbots, but let’s not get hung up on unnecessary details! Being a canine, there’s very little that I can personally offer our audience on Tumblr… save for some drool, dog snot, and poop. So, we’re going to celebrate the only way I know how!

Pictured with me in this photoset is my big sister, Ruby, and for this commemorative post you get to watch me beat her up! I assault my big sister all the time these days, sometimes for no reason, numerous times a day! I think she likes it! If weight class and overall size were a factor, Ruby could just brush my little Spaniel ass aside like a dust bunny. But she plays well with me, and just lets me kinda passively dominate her most days. Works for me! On with the festivities!!!

And now for some page lore! About a decade ago, th3-0bjectivist was comically barely known as v3ritasartiste on Tumblr. It was a page centered around conspiracy theories… and art, and music. And whooooooo boy, did it suck ass through a bamboo straw! The layout was atrocious, the conspiracy-addled dipshit in charge of the page had no idea what he was doing because he was high out of his mind on government-strength sativa and indica strains 24/7, and nothing he posted made a lick of sense! After gaining a whopping 78 followers over two years, butt-hurt and utterly disregarded, v3ritasartiste shut down his page out of pure frustration.

Yeah, take that Ruby! Years later, during the stay-at-home fallout from ***THE UNSPECIFIED VIRUS FROM UNKNOWN ORIGINS***, v3ritasartiste became th3-0bjectivist with three main goals in mind: 1. Jettison the conspiracy bullshit entirely 2. Create a page that actually makes contextual sense 3. Promote art, both own and others. And, by gum, it worked! Well… sorta. There was still a learning curve and he pissed off a few people to start things off (those blocks were well-earned in retrospect) because he was too brash and cocky, but some social refinement and further diversification of materials led us to where we are today. 1500 and counting!

Do ya see how Ruby just lets me rule her!? She could swallow me in a single gulp, damn I love her so much! Getting back to the point of this post, th3-0 wants you to know he greatly appreciates your follows, your likes, reposts, and most importantly your presence here on Tumblr! You may not realize it, but we’re all on a journey together while we’re on this platform. th3-0 has been able to share some of his joys, sorrows and art with you over the years… and those moments aren’t just precious, they are the universal moments that bring us all together as a species. Well… not me personally per se. Just to be clear, I’m a dog! Th3-0, who is a human, just wanted me to express those things to you… yeah, that’s the ticket.

Unlike last year, we’re at full mast with new art. We’ve got plenty of new paintings coming which just need to be more fully realized. We’ve practically cornered the market on original painting-animations on Tumblr, and musical entries and snarky commentary will continue to flow like wine until we’ve determined they are no longer working for us (which will be NEVER). Warts and all, th3-0bjectivist LOVES Tumblr. And just a reminder, if you’re ever interested in purchasing some canvas work, which would really help us, just head on over to our page on DeviantArt and browse the selections in the Featured section. Our wall decorations can make your home or business weirder and more wondrous at the same time! Tumblr restricts gifs to a pathetic 10MB download, which severely confines the visual quality of the gifs. But on DeviantArt, all our artistic gifs are available in high definition and they’re free to download!

Time for a nap with my big sis…. while th3-0bjectivist deletes 386,712,364,871,236,857,623,547,612,376,451,457,282,367,487,264 pornbot messages from his Tumblr inbox! Thanks Tumblr, we love you all!

Until next time fellow literate dogs, ¬ Springin’ Chip for th3-0bjectivist

The 0bjectivist on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2sONH8IwzL_2sZie0ZNSnw/

I’m also on BitChute: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/uvKfJpNkzkIL/

FULL ART GALLERY on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/th3_0bjectivist_gallery/ <---- screw that garbage website, we deleted our profile this year!

FULL ART GALLERY on DeviantArt at: https://www.deviantart.com/th3-0bjectivist/gallery

[isuggestforcemasc]

Today is the birthday of the admin of the blog! I can’t believe we made it to 200 THE DAY OF MY BIRTHDAY!!

I feel deeply honoured :) I’m so glad all of you found liking in my posts :33 I think I’ll make some art for the blog as celebration— and maybe I’ll change the theme. I was an ‘evil version’ of isuggestforcefem (using the same pjsk kind of sticker as a pfp and near the same desc) but I kinda wanna be my ‘own thing’ now. I would continue to post the same, do not misunderstand, but maybe I’ll change a bit the looks of the blog

[the-redacted-of-all-time]

hooray!! 10 followers… :3 thats ten whole people

THANJ YOU EVERYONE!!!❤️❤️🦞 tumblr is a relatively new social media platform for me to use, and it means a lot to me to have actual followers and mutuals, people i can interact with online!! im not too sure how to do these kinda things, or properly express my gratitude, so have this image instead

i actually drew some idv merc art of him in front of like a cake to celebrate but it looks lowk HELLA mid for sumn i spent a couple of hours on instead of studying for an end year exam paper in like 3 days so idk if i shld drop it or nah (you ccan literally part of the drawing at the bottom right corner… its so (insert subtle negative descriptor))

[destiny-in-the-universe]

Wait-

OH MY GOD I DID IT. I check my follower count from time to time and it looks like we hit 100 last night, sooo it’s time to celebrate.

I have no idea what I’m going to do for all of you just yet but I have to say I am completely ecstatic. Thank you, everyone, for the support! I just woke up so I apologize if this is a little.. short and not too emotive.

Anyway~ once I figure out what’s going to happen, I’m definitely doing something for reaching 100 followers.

[bayfuzzball7050]

I WROTE A FEW PARAGRAPHS ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

With the darling @grimgrinningghost456 joining ao3 last night, I somehow achieved another milestone this year: 100 user subs to my profile

Honestly, this feels just wild to me. If i think back to me first posting DS 2021, i gained about 7 user subs in that half year. 25 in 2022. And now 100 in 2023. It feels surreal to know that one hundred people like my work enough to subscribe to me, no matter what I post. I thank each and every one of you, it means so much to me 🖤

In order to celebrate, feel free to drop me some prompts or asks in my inbox - I should get back to pumping out content in October as usual! I love you all!