#celebitchy

[ingek73]

Like a what?!

She wore a light green and ivory Balmain jacket, like a beautiful cauliflower.

(from the Telegraph)

They are trolling her, surely?!

via

(how embarrassing that she was flirting with Roger btw)

“Whenever the Princess of Wales is with Roger Federer, she is like a giggly teenager,”

[motherofbulldogs]

Given that Meghan was feeding info to Lainey through Scobie, I have no sympathy.

Kate makes everything look easy. That’s why Meghan thought it would be

But Lainey Gossip said Meghan would teach Kate how it's done. LOL. Lainey is still seriously hoping that Meghan will get her big break. I honestly feel for her and Celebitchy at this point. They don't want to admit that they backed the wrong horse. None of the Sussexes supporters wanted her to leave the palace. They wanted her to show Kate how it's done. They wanted to see her succeed as a stick to beat Kate with. But she failed and now they have eggs in their faces and have to pretend they have always supported megxit.

And Meghan believed all the Lainey/Celebitchy bs about how KP did everything for the Cambridges and they were lazy and dumb. That’s why Meghan expected everything done for her, and wasn’t satisfied even when everything did get done.

She should sue Celebitchy for misrepresentation, lol.

[the-empress-7]

I have dared to venture into Celebitchy and the meltdown is delicious to watch. Kaiser is openly accusing Sophie of stealing funds and apparently is all a William's plot to destroy H. The reasoning behind it is that one of the new members of the board used to collaborate with the Tusk Awards.

I know Sophie has enough on her plate wight now, but I hope someone eventually sues Kaiser for defamation and closes that viper's nests for good.

Kaiser has always been cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Best steer clear, it might be contagious.

[mariacallous]

https://www.celebitchy.com/891126/samantha_bee_on_undecided_voters_these_drama_queens_these_divas/

[saintmeghanmarkle]

We know Megs has a bot farm er estate but do the Royals? by u/Sadlyonlyonehere

We know Megs has a bot farm, er, estate but do the Royals? Over on celebitchy, sugars are putting all the negative comments and reviews on Meg’s frantic endeavour releases down to bots unleashed by the actual Royals. Now, I know there are millions who find her jam show horrible (see Rotten Tomatoes ratings) but the topic made me wonder….. do we think the actual Royals would care enough about Meg’s embarassing attempts at relevance? To me, she’d be no more consequential to them than a gnat on the arse of an elephant. post link: https://ift.tt/zJlvDEO author: Sadlyonlyonehere submitted: March 14, 2025 at 04:11PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[world-of-wales]

He sent a copy of his book to celebitchy as well🥴the name calling aimed at Catherine is disgusting

I read the excerpts, the misogyny and sexism dripping off his words is just..... he's nothing but a piece of shit and that's it.

[everythingroyalty]

With that said, can you honestly name someone who's systematically made their hatred of Kate their entire personality for more than a decade without clearly being viewed as someone with mental issues?

I mean there are bloggers like celebitchy who have made slut shaming and body shaming Kate their entire personality and have been doing it for more than a decade. There are bloggers on tumblr who have disliked Kate before she got married and now claim to support Meghan. The first thing these bloggers did after watching Meghan's show was berate Kate instead expressing what they loved about the show.

It was very obvious what you were referring to, you didn't have to explicitly name names. I do think the overreaction over Meghan's show is unwanted and I absolutely do not deny she has and continue to face racial abuse. My point was most of the time those who acknowledge the abuse hurled at Meghan take active part in abuse thown at Kate, let's be honest the criticism is not only about her work ethic but she is mostly attacked on her personality, her weight, age, wrinkles, relationships, marriage and now being accused of faking her illness, speculation of DV every single day. Reiterating my point again, that those who call out the hate on one woman usually take active part in spreading hatred against the other.

The likes of Celebitchy commenters—like DM commenters—were not really who I was getting at. I think most sane people know that critical thinking go out the window when you give people the opportunity to hide behind anonymous profiles.

I'm talking examples of someone systematically following Kate's every move (every engagement, every social media post, every hogwash clickbait article about her etc.) solely to gleefully hop onto their microblogging platform to pile on her. Because I genuinely have not seen that kind of obsessive behaviour but if you have examples, please do share (you can send @'s to me and I won't publish the message) and I'll recant.

I admittedly smirked at your suggestion of Kate haters only supporting Meghan to spite Kate. Might those people just genuinely like how Meghan was doing things? I think the black and white insistence to put them in opposition to one another—no doubt peddled by the Camb media strategy of always positioning the Sux as inferior to them—is the crux of so much of petty fandom discourse.

But hey, I don't disagree at all that it's deeply hypocritical to not practice what you preach (nor did I say so in my post). Albeit 1.) it doesn't make the behaviour I was referring to any less disturbing. And 2.) I think lots of what you're mentioning speaks into a sense of powerlessness over the systematic racism Meghan endures. It's a different discussion for a different day but ultimately I think the methodic discrimination aimed at her—and not just a lack of support from her family but an outright dismissal of her situation—makes it's tempting to reach for the lowest common denominator out of frustration and against better knowledge.

And finally, yes, I did tag Meghan (because as I also mentioned in the tags, the post was inspired by posts about her and the show) but that doesn't mean my post only applies to people who are unhinged about her—just that many of the people who are unhinged about her (yet frequent her tags like obsessed fans) are active on this platform so hopefully my post would reach them 😊 A glance at my blog will tell you that I don't shy away from explicitly mentioning Meghan when I'm talking about issues only concerning her. As I said, my post can just as easily be applied to people who are unhinged about Mary—only her dungeon smurfs mainly operate on whole message board created for the sole purpose of spewing hatred about her and not here so I doubt it would reach them 🤷‍♀️

[coochiequeens]

The dude is 71 and his kids are 8 and 6. It's not a stretch to say he could die before they even reach adulthood.

And what kind of environment did his family provide?

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[sussex-newswire]

"Last month, the Duchess of Sussex spent a lot of time in Pasadena and Altadena after the wildfires ripped through the area and turned whole communities to ash. We knew that Meghan talked to evacuees and that she and Harry were serving food and meeting with first responders and officials. We also know that Meghan was offering a lot of support to the Altadena Girls. Well, it looks like Meghan was also meeting with families whose lives were upended by the disaster, and she befriended a family with a teenage girl. All the girl wanted was her Billie Eilish concert t-shirt, but it had been destroyed in the fire. So Meghan used all of her contacts to get a voice memo to Billie Eilish, and wouldn’t you know, Billie got the message and sent a big package full of signed merch to Meghan, to give to this teenager. Meghan made an IG video about it:"

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A post shared by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex (@meghan)

[snoopmary]

I like it when the media media-s

In my old line of work, it’s a two-way swinging door.  We watched the tone and we followed it until it was time to swing the door back. 

1) Celebitchy is the first gossip outlet to have the balls to say it: Gigi Paris is building a name for herself on the back of Glen Powell (and Sweeney). I would have taken it further and done a “who is Gigi Paris” smiley hit piece but I was a lot meaner back then. I've mellowed but not enough to not call shenanigans.

2) Another global hollywooding blog noted, “While the reason for Glen and Gigi’s alleged split remains unclear, it appears the actor, 34, and model, 30, went their separate ways a few months ago after a four year relationship.” So somebody finally noticed everything ended after Thanksgiving and that the reconciliation happened just before the Golden Globes and lasted for just under a month, give or take. 

3) I wonder if anyone noticed and/or will start talking about the soft launch-style photos Paris had in her insta stories while in NYC and Miami last month of her with a man’s hand on a martini and the like while Powell was off working in Australia. Just saying. 

4) I don’t doubt we’ll see Sweeney and her 39YO fiancee (who she has been with since she was 20 and her was 35) all over the Met Gala carpet flashing that ring. It is the politically astute move to hype up that she is taken. Do I buy that she is still with him? Ask me again after next Saturday and keep your eyes peeled around the last week of May.

5) Powell’s refusal to even get into the trenches on this is probably one of the smartest things I’ve seen an up-and-comer do in many years. He is in a no-win ditch here without a ladder to get out of it - he can’t risk setting Paris off again by clapping back but he also couldn’t avoid Sweeney because CinemaCon. So his choice to go to Oklahoma to work on his next project, and for him AND HIS FAMILY to keep following the ex-GF for the moment is the right course of action. It gives my successors absolutely sweet FA to run with and it neutralizes Paris because after that IG video, she basically wrote herself out of the story and anything further comes across as (more) petty ax-grinding.

Final comment: when Deux Moi and others start the slow backpedal and move to claiming “showmance” or “FWB”, you know this is the start of a climb-down. Gigi should be V E R Y careful with what she posts on the IG going forward. The media does not like to be played like that by anyone below a D on the list.

[emmashouldbewriting]

Did people always pick apart the wales marriage or did it happen when Meghan and harry got together and started being clingy? I remember seeing something on twitter from their documentary that said 70 percent of the hate tweets were from 83 accounts and I feel like someone needs to do that when it comes to the waleses because how does a tweet taken out of context get thousands of likes automatically?🙄

I really don't know, you'd have to find someone who's been a part of the fandom longer than I have. I ended up here accidentally when I went hunting to find out if I was the only one who had a bad feeling about Meg lol

oho, buckle up ladies. They've been picking apart the Wales marriage since 1pm on April 30, 2011. From 2011 - 2015ish, it was done on certain corners of the internet, like Kaiser's section of Celebitchy, and most people didn't pay any attention to it because it was such a tinhatty conversation.

The game changed in 2016ish, after Charlotte was born.

First, Charles's and Andrew's marriages imploded after the births of their second child with the blame falling on the women. These people basically said that why should Kate be any different and started going after her. There's a period of time after Charlotte was born, in late 2015 or early 2016, when Kate suddenly dropped a ton of weight, which these people interpreted to mean as there were problems in the Cambridge marriage that caused enormous stress for Kate and speculated that she stopped eating/kept working out. This chunk of time also overlaps with a period of time where Kate had some engagements with Ben Ainslie in which they were flirty and friendly with each other.

These bloggers/this section of the internet decided that William had cheated on Kate 2015/2016ish, Kate's overnight weight loss was due to stress from his cheating, and she retaliated by having a brief fling with Ben Ainslie. Elizabeth caught wind of this and forced the Cambridges into marital counseling because the monarchy couldn't survive another divorce. (One of these bloggers who believed and perpetuated this is now rather quite popular and is now considered one of the experts here on royal tumblr. I disagree with her take on this and stopped following her because of it.)

This section of the internet also believes that Kate would only forgive William for his cheating if he gave her another baby, which is how Louis came to be. It's very possible that this is the true origin story of the Rose Rumor since we know that Meghan was paying attention to the royal blogs when she was dating Harry.

Second, the other gamechanger in 2016 was, of course as we know, Meghan. Her fans brought a ton of toxicity to the royal fandom that was kind of a "safer in numbers" mentality where people like Kaiser who openly hated Kate and these other blogs who openly picked on the Cambridge marriage (like the bloggers who speculated about the 2015/2016 years) were enabled to speak out more, and more loudly, about the problems they perceived in the then-Cambridge marriage and Kate as a person.

So the "Kate haters" were now speaking as a louder group, which caused the "Kate defenders" to start speaking up and everything kept escalating to where it soon broke out into a fandom war with everyone choosing sides:

Anti-Kate because they wanted to marry William.

Anti-Meghan because they wanted to marry Harry.

Neutral but they're openly misogynistic and sexist about hating Kate.

Neutral but they really hate Meghan because they're closet racists.

Harry stans

Meghan stans (Sussex Squad)

Pro-William/Cambridge because he's the future king.

Anti-Harkles because they're not William and Kate.

Anti-Cambridges because they're not sharing with Meghan and Harry.

Diana stans

Kate stans (who I think are now called Wales Wailers)

The actual neutral middle who's just here for jewels and clothes.

Formerly "actual neutral middle" blogs who had hinky feelings about Meghan.

People with no interest in the BRF

People with no interest in the Cambridges or Sussexes

To answer anon's question about how a tweet could be wildly taken out of context for thousands of likes -- it's because of the fandom war and all these different sides.

IMO, the fandom war was never really resolved. Everyone mostly keeps to their "side" of royal tumblr now. Every once in a while a couple of them clash but it ends quickly and then everyone goes back to their corners. I think the pandemic, the lockdowns, and the lack of royal content because of lockdowns caused a lot of bloggers to chill out on Wales v Harkles - they either left royal-watching all together or found a new "thing" to focus on instead. (I have a theory about this but it's controversial.)

anon thank you so much for writing this all out! you're a real gem, and please give us your theory!!! i'd love to hear it

(i read it while i was eating dinner which is why i'm posting it so quick after the last ask, i already know what they said lol)

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

Blog on how the Sussex Squad and Celebitchy were recruited to market the book. Lol, Kaiser should ask for royalties because most of this is copy-pasted from Celebitchy.

[justzawe]

https://twitter.com/kaiseratcb/status/1680902065835372545?s=46

They really don’t know what personal space is🙂

The people at celebitchy hating on her dress because of the puffy sleeves. LOL our girl loves a puffy sleeve and they’re just going to have to deal

[practicalmagicintuitions]

Hi PMI! I think comments were turned off on your question about a Harry/ MM reading so I couldn't reply direct. NBC news in the US doesn't seem to be biting on this car chase story. They even went as far as interviewing the cab driver who picked them up from a police station and said there were a couple cars following but he didn't think it was anything at all. The news story was posted as "Car Chase?". Most people in the US don't care about them. I know for myself I was very supportive in the beginning when they announced they wanted to step away for their mental health. It was presented as we aren't going to be royal anymore and seemed they were going to attempt a quiet life outside of the public eye as much as they could. I thought good for them but they have done everything but be quiet. The NBC story commented on this as well. They have been very public since the exit. And what happened to not using the titles? It was in bold on a screen behind her head for the speech she gave. It's getting more and more ridiculous at this point. Anyway, with the news story scoffing at their car chase claims I would be curious how they feel about the American press not going in their favor? Or was it an intentional trick for monetary purposes or do they really believe their own story? I guess at least on harry's part. Is this mental illness, he's still playing out what happened to mom in his head even if that's not the reality before him or is he in on the manipulative side of things and using his mom's death as a launching point to make money? I hate to think so low of the guy but people do this all the time now so it's hard to discern when people are being genuine. They don't seem to have any kind of game plan though outside of pay us money for existing and showing up at public events. Basically, trying to be American royalty. Maybe this question is to personal for us to have permission to see but he's the one that claimed it was for mental health reasons and I supported him for that. I support anyone who says they are going to take a proactive step to removing something from their life that negatively impacts their mental health. But it just feels like they are intentionally engaging in these activities which makes ones empathy diminish. I see a reality TV show in the future.

Hi!

I cannot believe people still believe them. How? I went to Celebitchy for the comments but her stans are just the worst. One comment said they were British paps and they wanted to k*ll her just like they did with Diana. Seriously, this level of deranged mentality is not funny and very dangerous for everyone! Do we remember that she said "allegedly" that she is just a plane crash away from being Queen? This woman is sick.

It's very amazing that you were able to change your mind when you saw they don't want a quiet life and you questioned them. This is amazing. Unfortunately, many people feel if they change their minds or proven to be wrong that is the end of the world and don't see the opportunity to grow in it.

"And what happened to not using the titles?" Unfortunately, I think that was only about the HRH titles that they cannot use and marching the Sussex name. Do you remember their original plan was to sell Sussex merch, pens, socks and everything in the world? But yeah, this lifelong feminist is a nobody without her husband... She is indeed ridiculous but she and her minions don't care. They hate TBR but they cling to the title they give to her because of her marriage. Ladies and Gentlemen we are living in the Twilight Zone.

But no real organization or awards take her seriously. A few prominent people already said they would never work with her. They were not invited to the MET or the Oscars, no matter how they pushed this "We were invited but we are to famous, we don't want to distract..." I mean this woman was grinning in the middle of her "near fatal" car chase and I suppose to believe she passed on the MET gala? LOL.

Harry definitely has a serious mental illness, unsolved trauma but MM made it worse. On purpose. She is praying on this. Harry also has an ongoing security lawsuit in England so they needed a public event to prove they are not safe without security paid by the British taxpayers. Their arrogance is mindblowing. And the cherry on top is that they could recreate a Diana moment to draw parallels between her and them (MM).

"They don't seem to have any kind of game plan though outside of pay us money for existing and showing up at public events."

If you read, they (throughout Scoobie and Shola) demand a reaction, a statement from Buckingham Palace. That is their plan. Make BP react to everything. Anything. They have nothing without the BP connection meanwhile they are just thriving, living their lives as usual. I bet the new Wales media strategy made MM angry and annoyed.

"Basically, trying to be American royalty."

And this is the insane part because they could have been that. In my opinion, there is 2 type of American Royalty. One is the old money. Kennedy, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt etc, people you heard their names before but you don't really have an idea what they do, how they look because they are not for publicity. They already distanced themselves from MM.

The second type is the self-made, Hollywood, influencer types of "American royalty" who are very public, giving interviews, frequently photographed etc.

They already have this in Britain and they could have this in America, but they are greedy and stupid. MM wanted to rule a world, a society she knows nothing about. She made a laughing stock of herself. Catherine needed almost 20 years to achieve that. From a ridiculed middle-class girl to becoming the queen of British society. And just because she married the heir she didn't get this automatically. She needed to work hard for respect. And she is okay with this because she married for life to the man she loves deeply. She doesn't have to rush anything. MM on the other hand wants everything and wants it now. Because she doesn't love Harry, he is just a tool for her. That's why she will throw him away eventually.

[mariacallous]

https://www.celebitchy.com/895997/bobs_burgers_actor_jay_johnston_gets_a_year_in_jail_for_jan_6_insurrection/

oh well

[scorpioqueen1975]

The weed farm thing is an invention from a blog called celebitchy, one of their bloggers hates Catherine to a disturbing degree. They invented the pot farm thing wholesale, and they've been flogging that theory for years... So we should find *someone* who reads Kate-Hate blogs and can get a blind item published, I wonder who that might be 👻

But Kate keeps winning tho... I mean... lmao