#cause theyre even more silly and round

[ex-vespidae]

if sectonia was a domestic cat i think she'd be an oriental shorthair cause they have the long faces and they kinda just look long and thin, they just have the vibe if you get me

taranza would probably be a british shorthair i mean like small and round fella you get me do you get the vision

[jinnie-ret]

9th member whos family is extremely unsupportive of their career choices, skz do their best to cheer them up after a loud argument that the boys overhear. their family is rude and downright mean to their 9th member and they cant let them be put down by their family so they remind her that theyre her family. love your writing.

family is complicated

stray kids x ninth member!reader (platonic)

genre: angst, fluff

content warnings: emotionally abusive parents

word count: 1.6k

summary: after your troubling phone call is overhead by all of the boys, they comfort you and reassure you that they are your true family

Thank you sm for your request!! I hope you enjoy this one too :)))

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"Y/Nnie! Lunch is ready," Chan called the maknae into the kitchen, plating up some food for her. Although they lived in different dorms now, Y/N staying with 3RACHA and Hyunjin, and Lee Know and Felix staying with VocalRACHA, they decided to do a whole group meal today.

Everyone was sat waiting at the table, before a sluggish looking Y/N padded into the kitchen, wiping sleep away from her eyes.

"Aw bless her, she looks exhausted," Felix whispered and frowned to Han, who nodded along.

"It's her mum and dad again, don't mention them yeah?" Han quietly replied, offering a light smile to Y/N when she plonked herself down into the chair opposite him.

"Mmm, what's for breakfast?" Y/N blinked her eyes rapidly, where redness could be seen around the lids. After an endless streams of texts from her parents last night, she cried herself to sleep, the boys doing their best to comfort her before she allowed herself to break down.

"It's lunch time, silly," Hyunjin fondly giggled as he ruffled her hair and placed a cup of tea down in front of her. "Here, peppermint tea, I know it's your favourite."

"Thanks Jinnie," Y/N tilted her head upwards and he smiled and scrunched his nose at her in response.

"It's nice having lunch together like this, I feel like we haven't done it in a while," Jeongin commented, twirling some ramen with his chopsticks.

"We had fried chicken at the company like two days ago," Changbin pointed out and laughed.

"Yeah but it's different being sat around the table with a home cooked meal," Lee Know nodded and agreed with Jeongin.

"It's different now, like sometimes I get a facetime and just have Seungmin staring at me whilst he eats like," Han starts laughing, and mimics the face the puppy like member of the group would pull.

"What do you think about eating on your own, Seungmin? Now that we've split into different dorms," Chan asked curiously from one end of the table.

"I love it so much," Seungmin genuinely and joyfully says, causing everyone to break out into laugh, Hyunjin's iconic cackle sticking out amongst them all. Even Y/N, in a tired quiet mood, broke out into a smile.

But that happy mood, was torn in half by the ringtone that blared from Y/N's phone. She picked up her phone and sighed when she saw the contact name, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Are you ok, Y/N?" Minho queried gently from next to her, making his tone more caring and comforting like he always did when he spoke to her. She was similar to Felix in that she had a sensitive heart.

"I'm f-fine, umm, I've got to take this," Y/N scoots out of her chair from the dining table, and walks round the corner from the kitchen into the hallway that followed down to their individual bedrooms.

"I'm worried about her," Jeongin spoke up, a frown tugging on his features, the corners of his mouth pulled downwards.

"I swear if that's her parents-" Changbin gritted his teeth.

"When will you come home and leave that useless job behind you?"

"Mum, why do you always do this to me? I'm doing something that I truly love and you always dismiss it!"

"I don't care about what you enjoy doing. You're not thinking about your family. How could you leave us like this? It's disrespectful. You've betrayed us!"

"I send money to you every month! I support you! I do everything I can, mum!"

"Your everything isn't good enough, Y/N. You're an embarrassment to the whole family."

"Mum don't say that!"

Then there was the sound of the phone call being hung up on, and Y/N quickly dashed past the opening of the hallway to rush into the bathroom.

"Don't tell me what I can and cannot do, girl. I thought you may have changed your mind after my wise words last night, but I can see you're still as stupid and ignorant as ever."

"Y/N-" Han stood up to stop her and grab her attention, but she had already slammed the door.

"Have they always been that bad?" Seungmin questioned, appalled at the phone call they all overheard.

In her tired state, Y/N must have put the call on loudspeaker, and not realised that the boys had heard it too.

"I knew they were bad but... hearing her own mother yell at her like that... I thought the texts were bad," Chan sighed and shook his head. His hands rested on the table and he cracked his knuckles together.

"Why, what happened with the texts? Hannie said just to act normal but..." Felix brought up what he had said earlier.

"Yesterday she got some threatening texts from her dad, telling her he'd fly over to Seoul and personally drag her back home, and if she didn't 'comply and obey him' he'd make sure that she'd 'pay for it'," Hyunjin sighed, quoting the exact words he read from Y/N's phone himself.

"That bastard threatened violence?!" Lee Know exclaimed in disbelief, his fist clenched tightly around the edge of the table.

"We should check on her," Jeongin got up as he shook his head, walking round to the bathroom and knocking on the door. "Y/Nnie? Do you want to talk about what happened, love? We all heard," he added onto the end.

"No, it's fine, Innie. I'm ok, please don't come in," Y/N's voice cracked. "I just want some time to myself," she whimpered from the cold bathroom floor, rocking back and forth as she tried to process the words her own mother threw at her once more. Her mind was frantically pulling her in all sorts of different directions, saying 'what if' a thousand times.

"Sweetheart, please talk to us, we're worried about you," Felix's deep voice came from the other side of the door.

"I'm fine," Y/N sniffled, shakily standing up as her head pounded from all of the stress.

"You're not, we can hear it in your voice, Y/Nnie," Lee Know said firmly, a hint of frustration in his voice but only because he cared about her so much.

"Please open the door, Y/N," Jeongin tried again, hand resting against the door.

"She's not going to, mate," Bang Chan sighed, slumping down into the sofa, stretching out his neck and body. "She said she wants to be alone."

But then, the lock to the bathroom door clicked, revealing an exhausted looking Y/N who had tear streams down her face, as well as red eyes and a red nose.

"I don't want to talk about it," Y/N could barely look up at the three members that had been stood outside of the bathroom waiting for her.

"That's fine, just come sit with us, yeah?" Felix grabbed her hand gently.

"Don't shut us out, please," Lee Know ducked his head down to look into her eyes, and the girl nodded, still looking down at her feet. He rested his hand on her lower back as they encouraged her to head through to the lounge.

"Come here," Hyunjin opened his arms immediately as soon as she entered the room and just like that she was glued to his side.

"Y/N, I know you won't want to talk about it, but let us talk to you, ok?" Changbin started, "The way you have been treated by your parents, is by all means, not ok."

"And we want you to know, because we heard what your mum said, you are enough for us," Seungmin added on.

Their kind words caused her to let out a sob, and she heard coos and hushes around her of 'oh, Y/N!'.

"Darling, please don't get upset," Han crouched down in front of Y/N and wiped her tears away, and Hyunjin's arms tightened around her.

"I-it's just, it's-" Y/N couldn't get her words out before another sob ripped from her throat.

"Y/Nnie, breathe, it's ok love, take your time," Chan gently spoke up, causing her to listen to his words and actively take some deep breaths.

"We won't let you feel down ever again from the things they had said or done to you," Lee Know promised.

"We're your family, Y/Nnie," Jeongin cracked a small smile, eyes glistening with tears of his own.

"I wish you had been my family from the start. I feel like I've wasted so much of my life already," Y/N cried out, her hands digging into her legs.

"Oh, if we could have been a group from the start I'm sure we would have. Just think this, you've got us now. I know it's easier said then done, but don't worry about the past. Let's just think about our future, ok?" Changbin said from next to her on the sofa, gently pulling her hands away from her lap to prevent her from causing more harm.

"But what if-" Y/N stuttered and stopped herself from continuing once more.

"There are no what ifs with us, Y/N," Hyunjin rubbed circles into her shoulders.

"Yeah, you're stuck with us now," Han joked, trying to lighten the mood, and it worked.

For a few more moments you revelled in the comfort of being with your members, your family before going on with the rest of your day. And if anyone asked Chan if he blocked your mum and dad's phone numbers, he'd say no, of course. If they were really worried, they had other ways of getting in contact. It wouldn't hurt anyone. Just make your lives easier as a family.

tagged: @skz-streamer @kiraisastay @hannahhbahng @backintomykpopphaseagain @sakufilms @hanjiquokkaaa @arloo00 @dunno-wut-to-do @splat00z @cheesemonky

[goqmir]

I heard you mention pooltoyification. Do you have any examples? Im very curious about the pooltoy gender\sexuality stuff I think you talk about (not super familiar with your blog). Are there artists or more written thing? I've not come across nsfw pool stuff i think.

Also hiiiiiiiiii we follow similar people

pooltoyification is like a transformation thing that a surprising number of people (including me!) are into. you know pooltoys-- the plasticky rubber vinyl floaties that people hang out on and in when theyre at the pool or the lake. now really think about them-- maybe one in particular from your childhood-- god, isnt the texture of them wonderful? so smooth, bouncy, so light that you could easily pick a large one up with just one paw but firm, too, inflated to be large and cutely rounded. the way that they shine in the sun, especially when theyre wet; their seams that connect them together, often causing their bodies to adorably crimp at the side; the fact that many of them are transparent, even slightly so, allowing you to see all the way through them; their thin, soft vinyl being broken up by only two things, gorgeous handles built-in to their bodies for people to grab at them, carry them, use them, and their hard plastic nozzle that people often blow directly into. god, don't you just want to be that? soft, shiny, squeaky, with beautiful handles and a silly demeanor and light as a feather but big enough to hug, hold, and ride on? to be seen as a toy, an object, to be inflated or deflated by your friends at will? i know i do. the idea of that is like peak sensory to me, and the sexual objectification it comes with is pretty wonderful too.

in my experience theres a pretty vast amount of pooltoy art and pooltoy artists, i tend to post mine on the "pooltoy" tag on tumblr, but theres plenty especially once you start following the right people. i havent seen as much pooltoy writing or smut, but id love to, i just havent. im sure its out there too.

if this post makes anyone want to be a pooltoy, you should pooltoyify your sona! or make a new pooltoy fursona all your own. its a wonderful practice and has not only made me so happy in general but also is a great way to show your friends how to roleplay/sext with you in fun ways. like whenever i post another pooltoy yoshi fursona art, many of my coolest friends tend to message me about what a cute good little yoshi pooltoy i am. its frankly wonderful. sqrk.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for getting into a screaming match with a neighbour after he harrassed me for months for being sick?

im gonna start this by saying i dont *think* im the asshole. i more just wanted to share this insane story and maybe get some other points of view on it.

i (22nb) got really sick back in april. like rush to a&e multiple times sick. i tested multiple times but it wasnt covid. it later turns out my cold-like symptoms and my horrendous cough were caused by allergies. it took about 3 months to finally dull it down and feel okay again. i take meds everyday and im still not 100% because the allergen (pollen) persists.

but in this 3-month period of me being sick we found we kept getting knocks on our door. it was our upstairs neighbour (approx 50m). the first time he knocked at 3 in the morning to complain about how my coughing was keeping him awake. he rambled through the door for like 15 minutes about my coughing and demanded we move our bed to the front room so he couldnt hear my coughing anymore.

i, having already been feeling guilty and anxious about being sick because my fiancé (27m) had to take care of me and i lost my job over the situation, decided i was gonna go for a walk. i was really upset and i wanted some fresh air (which at the time i thought would help).

the next morning, the neighbour came down again to inform us that we should keep sleeping in the front room until i recover because he slept so great that night. we informed him that we in fact did not sleep in the front room and i hadnt even been in the flat.

a few days go by and we get another knock at the door. its thankfully daytime and hes talking through the door again. hes demanding that we move into the front room because we are the ones causing the noise disturbance. (once again, i am very sick. paramedics were round at our house 2 days prior to look me over).

we say no to this and he says hes going to get our estate agent to resolve this because we, and i quote, "are being selfish".

a few more days pass and our estate agents inform us that theyre coming to do an inspection. naturally they get here and they want to know my fiancé and i's side of the story. we tell them im very sick and they are very understanding because the neighbour said as much when they put in the noise disturbance complaint. they tell us not to worry and theyll tell the neighbour that hes being silly.

two or three weeks go by and we hear nothing. until one day, whilst my fiancé is at work, he decides to harrass me personally because he knows im home alone. he demands to know exactly what im doing to fix this, tells me how its bothering our other neighbours (who had said nothing to us) and tells me its affecting his quality of life. (i was the one coughing so hard i was vomiting for about two weeks but his quality of life was the one inconvenienced???) in the end, he slinks off back upstairs like usual and i then ring the estate agents to complain about his continued harrassment.

this happens again another time when my fiancé and we start arguing through the door again. it was pretty much like the last few times.

but then, heres where we might be the assholes of the story. after weeks of repeated knocks and lengthy complaints and demands, he knocks again. it was 8am, my fiancé was still sleeping for work. my fiancé woke up to him complaining at me through the door again and lost it. this man was knocking to ask if it was okay to move back into his bedroom because the coughing seemed to have gone down. he wanted us to assure him that i wouldnt get sick again. we opened the door to him for the first time (after giving warning) and got into a screaming match with him. of course in the time it took between giving warning and opening the door, he had scurried upstairs and was yelling at us from there.

i think theres a possibility we are the assholes because the screaming match would have been heard by our downstairs neighbour who was not involved in this at all. we did write him a letter to apologise for this but i still feel kinda shitty about it.

i went back to the estate agents after and reported him again saying if they didnt deal with him, id look into taking legal action for harrassment. its been about a month now and weve heard nothing from him since.

What are these acronyms?

[rainbowstargazerlilies]

Mechs Ships Tournament: Shipping Round 4 Poll 2

Propaganda:

Arthur/Gwen/Lancelot:

that one post where its like theyre the us government but if it actually did whst it said it did. three different people of equal power keeping each other in check. also they aLMOST SAVED THE STATION WITH THE POWEROF LOVE [Pollrunner's note: post here]

POLYAMORY

I just love them a lot and blood and whiskey is so good and ”maybe just this once there could be a happy ending” makes me cry every time 

blood and whistey

the track where they decide

Prison Mechs And Lyf:

One, LOOK AT THEM!!! THEY FIT TOGETHER SO WELL AND GIRBIFJRJE AHHHHHH. Like, prison mechs is good, wonderful we love it, Violinspector is wonderful, idiots in love. Put the two TOGETEHR!! perfect ship, 20/10 it's canon to me. They love Lyf so much and Lyf loves them too but they are so annoyed at them all the time in that "gods damnit. I love you three but please for the love of the gods stop." Also the idea of Marius, Raph, n Ivy trying to woo Lyf while they are still an Inspector is so silly cause I can see it working everytime but they CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT and girbgijrjr. And if you give me a moment to indulge in my own brand of insanity that is creature mechs, them calling Lyf "pretty bird" cause it flutters them every time. It used to work on Raph but doesn't anymore cause she's used to it and tiehfjrhjfjrj. I'm not normal about them lol

violinspecter: the stars claim them fanfictoon. more people added for more cool relationships and stuff, also i love the prison mechs

if you don’t ship it have you even listened to expert testimony????

Think about them. Just think about them. Words are not wording but oh my god think about them. You want fic recs? I can give you fic recs. Please they are so special to me.

prison mechs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lyf!!!!!! what more is there to say

#AHHHHHH GC I C B DGHTHH#THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM-#SAVE ME PRISON MECHS AND LYF#PRISON MECHS AND LYF#PRISON MECHS AND LYF SAVE ME (tags via @analog-cottage-gore)

Pulling out the big guns (my own writing): https://archiveofourown.org/works/51576148 (via @moons-br)

Round-up for the round here :)

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Round 1

Propaganda why Navier is insufferable:

"Endorses slavery"

"Being cheated on sucks. Yeah. But her anger at Rashta feels so tasteless. Your husband is taking advantage of the desperation of a SLAVE because slavery is legal in your empire, where you do most of the work ruling and making decisions because said husband is useless. You can't allow slavery to be legal and be a good person at the same time, even if you don't degrade said slaves for being enslaved under your rule, which of course Navier does. She treats Rashta's circumstances like theyre a moral failing on her part, and not y'know, horrific. Furthermore she befriends one of Rashta's former abusive masters, and allows her to talk shit about her all the time. Aside from that, she has little personality outside of being "better than Rashta". She's just so good and pure and never ruffled by silly schemes and she gives to charity! (Ignore the legal slavery) And is kind to animals! (Ignore the slavery) And doesn't want bad things to happen to her Empire! (IGNORE)

She's so bland. I can't think of any standout personality traits aside from the obvious classism. She's the human embodiment of the :| emoji."

"Classism. Empress of a place with slavery"

Propaganda why Clary Frey/Fairchild is insufferable:

"Here we go again: She found out she was part of a race that opresses pretty much every magical being ever and immediately jumped onto being as racist as people that were raised in that cultist lifestyle. She calls a man "Warlock" the way people say slurs.

Terrible friend. Poor Simon never gets a break. And she's an even worse girlfriend to him. He is understandably upset when he finds out the person she most wants to kiss isn't him and asks for some space, but no, not on her fucking watch. She won't stay away from his place all of a sudden. Despite never really having time for him prior.

Goes up to a closeted gay man and tells him all smugly she knows about his sexuality and acts like he's the problem for not owning it. He lives in a homophobic society where violent punishment and exile is normal.

Speaking of exile, almost gets a woman that was nice to her exiled so she can break the law.

Demands aforementioned warlock do necromancy and when he tells her about his trauma, she throws a tantrum. She never apologises. That and, she and her friend always go to him for their problems, and are never grateful when he helps.

Has the ability to wish for one thing only once ever, wishes for a shitty man to come back to life.

The incest thing. She wanted to fuck a man while thinking they were fully biologically related. Yeah. And technically they're still adoptive siblings. True love.

Her cringe evil arc.

Apparently she's worse in the books. Great to hear."

"I don’t remember much from the books but she was kind of annoying"

"She finds out about a magical world she's been unaware of her whole life and it takes her five seconds to jump onto the fantasy racism train. Constantly demands people do dangerous stuff for her. Causes so many problems and when someone points out that she's going to hurt someone they're treated like they're an asshole. Walks up to a closeted man like "I know what you are". Is a terrible friend to her childhood 'bestie'. Falls in love with her brother, one the worst men alive."

"Worst case of Main Character Syndrome you'll ever see."

[shineyfish]

hi i hope its okay to rant in your inbox for a bit. im having Issues with being bigender because im Scared because like ive fought like most of my life for the right to be perceived as a man, a guy even, so it feels like im just giving up on all that effort by accepting that i might Still be a bit of a girl ? like im really anxious about the whole thing and im worried that im betraying other trans men by doing this. i still flinch away from being called a woman or a girl or anything like that because im used to it being uaed as an insult to me but the thing is , i dont think i Can discard that part of me.

but on a lighter note, my friends are having a hard time (silly thing to be clear) picking between the new name i picked for myself and calling me mind. like i can very much see the hesitation in my headmates when they wanna address me and theyre picking between ginny and mind. which, i feel like im a bit of a cartoon character for picking the name ginger because. i Am a ginger.

anyway sorry if this is all weird to share 👍 im just excited to talk to other bigender people and maybe youd have some advice on this

ITS OKAY, RANT AWAY MY FRIEND!!

God I absolutely understand the feeling of like. Fear that I've had it wrong and the whole bullshit that surrounds masculinity and what it means to be masc [ESPECIALLY considering I used to id as transmasc alone, and being seen as feminine made me point blank feel uncomfortable]. It took me a while and a good bit of dysphoria for reasons I wasn't able to properly place to actually realise Oh it's how I'm Thinking about my gender that's causing this. I'm trying to shove a round peg in a square hole and yeah it fits, but not as good as it could.

For me at least, a lot of Being Bigender is taking femininity and making it my own. I've joked before that I found my femininity in the trash outside and that's exactly what it feels like to me. Recycling something to fit me better. There's also something for me about the Contradiction between it. I'm a pretty boy and a handsome girl! At the same time! There's something really special to me about being like that. I'm a pretty face of makeup right beside a black eye and bloody nose from winning a fight. I'm a contradiction and it makes me feel so happy.

A lot of growing up knowing I wasn't cis meant being seen as fem felt. Bad. To put it lightly. It still kinda does, tbh all I've really done is cherry picked the parts of being fem that work for me and combined them with what I already had. I took everything that I liked about it and threw out the rest. I love eyeliner but lipstick is too much sometimes, if that makes Any sense. It's a process, and you'll figure out what works for you best by experimenting! The best advice I can really give is just. Have fun! Listen to shitty music! Experiment with things you were afraid of! Be loud! Be yourself! You've already come so far and you deserve to be so fucking proud of that!!!

Figuring out what you want for yourself is difficult. I'm really proud of you for coming this far :) my asks/dms are always open if you wanna talk more btw!! It's entirely up to you and I hope you figure out what fits you best and makes you feel happy!!

[original-character-championship]

Bracket H Round 1

Poll 24

Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots) vs. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

495. Skitt & Ena & Olive (@bootsieboots)

skitt usez any, ena usez they/it/she (bc of her eczema), and olive usez he/they

The TL;DR 4 them is that theyre little fucked up guys living in a circus 2gether. Skitt is a repressed traumatized clown amphibian, Olive is a sweet jackalope who acts like an asshole as a defense mechanism, and Ena is a chaotic little shithead w a short fuse, whos actually secretly the mom friend. I like to put them in2 situations in my head and then never write said situations down. Also theyre all aspec and trans.

Skitt:

he is simply a little guy! (puts him thru the horrors puts him thru the horrors p) Oh, hes a bit fucked up actually.

-a mishmash of basically any amphibian features i think r cool! It is also a clown! Isnt that silly? Well its actually 4 trauma reasons. Lol. lmao.

-has rejection sensitive dysphoria and wants every1 2 love him so much all the time. Cries and throws up when it inevitably doesnt work out.

-ADHD!

-super in2 fashion and makeup. Can u guess why? Trauma reasons, of course! Honestly most of her hobbies r rooted in wanting 2 escape something.

-i cant think of anything else non-spoilery 2 put here. Uhm. ze really likes bubble baths and swimming.

Olive:

A little skrunkly autismic sourpuss. He wishes that he cud b more sincere w people sometimes, but every past attempt has been met w people shutting them down, in 1 way or another. The only person in the world he feels even mildly comfortable around is Ena (and later on in the story, Skitt).

-acts like an asshole around most people bc theyre used 2 being seen as one. And by asshole, i mean a little quiet, sulking, wet cat in a corner of the room who makes angy faces at any1 who invades their space.

-mute! This is bc bunnies do not have vocal chords. Communicates thru sign language and annoyed noises. Screams when overstimulated. Yes, bunnies can scream, just not using vocal chords. There r also other sounds they can make! (mostly annoyed sounds. He does purr as well! Just like a real bunny)

-very in2 music. Plays the harmonica and other woodwind instruments that r easy 2 steal. Can they play good? Uhm. havent decided yet actually.

-has a sort of heart shaped facial scar and a broken antler he got from entirely mundane causes (antler is permanently broke, dont question how that works bc i dunno).

-very incredibly touch averse, only tolerates Ena’s touch. theyre also fat and very fluffy! Great 4 cuddling! But he wont let u. Sorry.

Ena:

Money gremlin!!! Chaotic anarchist motherfucker!!! Probably owes u money! Is currently being gay doing crime. In this world, 1 does not have to pay/steal 2 survive, but Ena does it anyways 2 fuck shit up and stir the pot.

-escaped from a shitty orphanage w Olive.

-horrible anger issues. If Olive is a sourpuss, Ena is a bomb waiting 4 an excuse 2 go off. This is bc in the orphanage, they learned that no 1 wud listen 2 them unless they scratched and fought and clawed and bit and punched. (and shocked!). Shes generally chill tho, just, its easy 2 get on her bad side.

-sorta the therapist friend, bc its good at telling ppl what they want 2 hear. Her charismatic attitude also helps when scamming people.

-uses prosthetics! In this world, aquatic animals r given the ability 2 stay on land 4 extended periods of time via prosthetics! Want 2 know more? Ask me :>

-basically blind. Electric eels have awful eyesight, and shes no exception! She can only see bright lights and colors. They use electrolocation 2 get around. (please ask me what it is if u dont know, i am v happy 2 infodump abt anything oc related!)

Remember kids, a vote 4 my ocs is a vote 4 disability, queerness, anarchy, the found family trope, little guys being put in situations therye entirely unequipped for, furries, and much more!

Skitt has a triangular dress with purple and yellow split colors, and purple leggings. Pointy, slender legs. A long pointed yellow hat with a little green thingy on top (idk what to call it). Blue eyes with froglike pupils. Minty-green, short, curly hair. A classic clown makeup look (off-white facepaint, a clown nose, and pennywise-esque makeup lines going from the bottom of his eyebrows to the sides of his mouth.

Olive is a jackalope with short, olive/forest green hair swooping over one eye. His eyes are the same color as his hair. Most of their fur is darkish brown, while his belly, his inner thighs, and lower left arm is beige. their right arm, lower legs, and the top of their ears are black. Only wearing black arm warmers thanks to sensory issues.

Ena is a vaguely pirate-themed girlie. Dark brown skinned, with grey arms and greyish legs. Big thicc tail. Mostly black hair. Tattered black shorts and an even more tattered, dark green crop top. Has red eyes and a red sash tied around its waist. Lots of little spots all over their skin. lazy-eyed.

496. Apricity Nix (@decapod-appreciator)

she/her

she's a werewolf she's aroace she stalks people on accident. she didn't know what a crime was until the police went after her. her best friends are a supervillan and a failed actress. she thinks she would make a good detective (she wouldn't). she's fun and friendly and sweet but still a fully thought out character. she runs away from her abusive home to find her sister and in the process finds a whole new family. she even takes down the government.

Pris is a short, pale girl with  black hair styled to look like wolf ears. she has brown eyes with diagonal red pupils and a bit of a snaggle tooth on one side.

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group C Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of Ink, a little creature described as a "bird" or a "chicken," although they have a more human-like appearance. they have a human face with light purple hair and small matching tail, but their body does appear to resemble a black chicken with wings. they appear to be wearing shoes so it's unclear if the feet are chicken-like as well. they are standing in a burning pit, with a red circle around them and red arrows pointing at them. the caption says, "silly bird spotted in hell." "silly bird" and "hell" are in red text, while "spotted in" is in white. the second image is of Rambler, a white and gray rabbit carrying a yellow bag tied to a stick over his shoulder. he's standing among flowers and similar plants. end ID]

Ink

Theyre some kid prophesied to be the destructor of this world they're on right now. she loves destroying things. she has the power to make anything. shes a little mean. too big ego. but above all, they're a transgender chicken.

Rambler

he's like if a white haired anime boy with trauma was a rabbit. his sad backstory is that when he was a kid his entire forest burned down and everyone in it died (including his family), so he took up traveling, but then everyone in the forests he goes to think he's cursed (with the only exception being the main forest where the manga takes place in). he doesn't like sleeping indoors because it makes him have nice dreams wherein his family is alive and he thinks that the fire was just a terrible nightmare. he's also a bunny rabbit who helps and looks out for the other little bunny rabbits cause they're even littler guys than he is

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

honestly mental health professionals are evil more often than not. maybe if i got actual help after my first attempt i wouldn't be worse than the joker ‼️ ah well. play the cards i'm dealt.

psychwards gave me a bunch of trauma and no real way to cope with that. so we just split a bunch of alters. [i was there before that (◡‿◡✿) we watched drrr at age eleven and i split off because of some silly sadass in middle school who was into little girls but only the quiet ones. i single handedly fixed my whole situation by appearing (◠‿◠✿)] we're "a bit" scared of hospitals now and. well. i guess you could say the only reason Toby (who is not even evil and whose middle name is not even arson. smh.) didn't do any arson when the meat suit got a bit too silly and got chest pain was that we got some coping mechanisms from some internet posts about eating disorder recovery and they could be repurposed.

the square brackets are a tangent unrelated to the rest of that and the round brackets are a little silly joke that probably isnt particularly funny. also i noticed that i use both first person singular and first person plural to refer to the whole system which may be a lil confusing idk

- kanra

MOOOOOOOOOD the psych ward just made everything worse and it (and that whole summer) was a major traumatic incident. i literally started going into psychosis because of isolation. and yet every fucking therapist my parents hired only focused on the fact that i beat the shit out of them and they wanted to Fix Me. thats what i mean where like- at a certain Scariness Point, professionals stop caring about helping you and only want to Fix You. they only care about the symptoms that disrupt other people (like anger issues) and dont give a fuck about how YOU feel or the root cause of all this

also oh!! so ur an izaya fictive? i have a few izayas in my system but afaik theyre from the Silly Billy Spiritual side and not the Serious Billy Trauma side cuz i got into drr so recently. which sucks i wish i got into it earlier it wouldve done things to me. alas the pain of missed connections!

[cosmosisfold]

post abt ur dragon pet headcanons. please. i want to see them

LETS GOOOO ok so this is just specifically ab max n bishop cause theyre all ive thought ab hermit wise

Max: Class: Boulder Fire Type: Magma Features: Has 8 leg and 2 wings!! It has layered scales that have an uncanny ability to "fluff up", showing off the pristine white fur underneath them. its scales are a brown/grey colour, allowing it to blend in with rocks and caves. it also has whiskers, allowing it to feel walls cave areas even without full night vision. Abilities: Fluffing up to ward off cold weather, climbing walls and ceilings at the same speed it can walk. incredible balance ability despite its size, due to its many legs. Size: Medium Diet: almost anything. including rocks. Habitat: Caves

notes: i think max wld be the type of guy to be so inconvenient about being able to walk on walls and ceilings. hypno walk into his house and then a paw carefully extends down from above him and bats him over the head. /silly. max is also prone to licking his fur and ends up coughing up magma balls that smell like singed hair! gross! Bishop: Class: Tidal Fire Type: Frost Breath Features: Has a set of larger front legs, and a smaller set of back ones with webbing between them and the body; and a set of wings. its face is rather smoothed and seal-shaped, with layered rounded spines gathering at the edges of its face and upper neck. a small fin goes down its head and neck. it has spotted grey skin, with a white underside and decals. it has a long tail with a large fin at the end. Abilities: diving in and out of the water for fish, creating nests of ice underwater with frost breath, holding its breath for a long time, equal swim speed and fly speed. Size: Medium Diet: fish, clams, sea birds, seals, penguins Habitat: colder sea climates and cliffs close to the ocean.

notes: Bishop :3!! i think he'd have slighty more white on his pattern than grey, with it being mostly focused on his back. also, he LOVES playing fetch. xb better get used to hanging on tight to this guy because he loves dipping in and out of the water while flying.

[trevanent]

GRAND FINALE!!!

too many flaws pt 2

snipewriter 5H: shes my wife tbh but that object damage is pathetic. slap some multipliers for that!!! boost the ink efficiency too cos even tho the ink management game for it is fun to me it can rly hamper its ability to pressure which is v important for something thats sortof a splatling charger. allow for a third full charge cowards thats only a little better than bamboo anyways!

bloblobber: bloblobber is so goofy and annoying. i actually think it should be reworked a bit, after its blobgs have bounced twice, it should lose its one shot potential (each blob does 24.5). however, once the blobs dissipate, they leave behind a bigger splotch if ink where they died and overall paint is stronger. individual blobs are giod at painting too encourage use of spread shots. also, before first bouns, blobs do 34 damage each (!!) and have no fall off, can cmshres crazy in close quarters and better at fighting! biggest rework but :3

hydra splatling: straight the fuck up!!! decrease its charge time a tiny bit! make the max just as long but make the half charge a bit faster it can feel kinda goofy how long it can take just for a bit of oressure or displacement to undo it all...slight buff to strafe speed and slightly longer range when full charged! better fall off damage and better passive paint too, just to round up some tune ups for it honestly

dapple dualies: my beloveds... ok so first. buff damage. make them even meaner dps machines. 36 on standard fire and 39 on roll fire! cos fuck it B) reduce standard fire rng a little. also dapple dualies get tiny little dodge slides :) for a little more survivability and theyre the last dualie that makes sense to have that to me. redyce its end lag by one frame i deserve this. give it better fall off and increase fire rate in roll mode a little! just nutty object damage machines

reeflux 450: FUCKING. FULLY SPEED AIR CHARGE. NOW!! and buff its range to like og squeezer level and now were onto smthn! tbh i think thats it rly it just needs to be a decent fighter :)

the pits of beelzebub

clash blaster: honestly buff its paint just a little so that its sgots actually paint it a little path. give it really good jumo rng for a blaster cos uh. its so week so its shots r more stable! this may seem unneeded but being able to rely on directs even a little could help clash a lot without pissing off casuals even more. finallt, give it more strafe speed fuck it they wont notice. if it isnt already lightweight make it lightweight, and hell make its blast paint bigger too make it a little supportive, and reduce its endlag even more! v silly v zippy crazy thang but not too crzy

big swig: buff its roll damage to 80! make its min damage for vertical swing 45!! extend the ohko hitbox come on! make it have rlly fast cancellable flicks too with fast roll speed. finally, give its horizontal flick ohko if the body of the roller touchee the player too. this weapon cannot bs good at fighting for the good of everyone, but it atleast deserves a shot!!

goo tuber: oh my poor baby. dont fucking trifle with her make its charge speed two frames faster than splat charger and allow it to charge in ink at jumo charge speed buut it causes a loud gurgling sound and brighter glow that calls a lot of attention to you. also yes i agree w charas idea goo tuber should be able to throw bombs without dropping its charge. also more strafe soeed cos why not its supposed to be mobile

glooga dualies: tbh i think theyre ranked too low here im fucking cracked with these. but admittedly the standard fire is PATHETIC. it should get a slight fire rate boost and less shot spread its bullets should paint a bit more, its standard fire should be raised to do 40 damage and there should be less delay between its roll and its powerful roll shots firing. finally, make its fall off damage better, it ridiculous how a slight arc on my shots will make the turret mode not kill in two shots. also to reduce its vulnerability make its end lag just a little shorter after a roll.

undercover brella: raise max damage to 45! give shield 50 more hp! and my own touch, boost its strafe speed! this weapon needs alot of help tk be good well here it is! make it more zippy more punchy!

splat brella! boost its max damage back to like 90!!! make it more reliable for fucks sake. give its shield an extra 100 hp to account for sll the nutty object shreddage going on non the game now. and increase its range slightly!

tenta brella: boost its damage to make long range shots more consistent and increase shield hp by like 200. reduce its end lag a bit and with better maps....zooweemama

and thats all my ideas. im so tired

[chal-latte]

we are in Spain without the S with school right?? I hope you are having a wonderful day. I want it to leave a lil inspo for timmy au, we love Taylor Swift so it might be like a full lyric thing but also y/n being surprised by tim for her birthday and now him dedicating Taylor’s lyrics to her. Can you notice my love for them??? 💀🥺😮‍💨 thank u so much <33 ily

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enews attended the premiere night of y/n l/n’s (@y/i/n) new movie as her plus one, timothee chalamet (@tchalamet) made a romantic gesture to confess his love to his girlfriend in front of the crowd. it is said that he even gave her a pre-birthday gift. we wonder what that is? (📸: instagram)

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fanpage11 hes such a romantic

fanpage27 i want a timothee in my life please

fanpage19 I WAS THERE AND I THINK HE GAVE HER A JEWELRY

↪️ enews a ring perhaps?

↪️ fanpage19 im not really sure

fanpage28 imagine if he really gave her a ring😭😭😭 on her ring finger😭😭😭

fanpage39 a true gentleman❤️

fanpage78 i heard he made a touching speech and like said his gratitudes for having her in his life

fanpage18 it was truly beautiful! sadly we weren’t allowed to record/take pictures so that was a lucky steal

tchalamet

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tchalamet swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover, happy birthday angel face

tagged: @y/i/n

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roses_are_rosie happy birthday @y/i/n 🖤

y/i/n making me cry on my birthday is not cool at all chalamet

↪️ tchalamet i’ll kiss ur tears away

vogueparis joyeux anniversaire à notre grande étoile y/n

fanpage40 THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH: THAT COMMENT

petedavidson big B! 💥🎂❤️

fanpage30 HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEEEEEEEEN

evanmock birthday killaaaa

fanpage39 shes so perfect😭😭 have a blissful day you two!

pauline.chalamet happiest birthday y/n❤️❤️

↪️ y/i/n i love you sister!!! ❤️🌹

fanpage60 y/n calling pauline her sister🥺😭😭💘😭💘

pharrell lots of love for you both

fanpage50 I LOVE BIRTHDAYS AND HER’S IS MY FAVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY MUSE @y/i/n

niallhoran i miss you silly girl! happy birthday xx

fanpage58 theyre extremely in love 😭😭 when will it be my turn😭😭😭

dunemovie happy birthday to our usul’s sihaya in real life 🖤

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y/i/n

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y/i/n his initial on a chain round my neck

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frankiesbikinis happy birthday to our brand ambassador! ❤️ we love you y/n

tchalamet 🔐

*Liked by y/i/n

fanpage30 THATS THE PRE BDAY GIFT I PRESUME??? CUS RN THEYRE SOMEWHERE IN AN ISLAND AND THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE MAIN GIFT NO???

↪️ y/i/n bingo🤣

↪️ fanpage30 IOBMGGOD OHMYGOD SHE ANSWERED ME OH FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WISH I CAN MEET U I WANNA HUG U AND GIVE MY LOVE TO U

fanpage67 im wearing his initial on my neck too😂

oliviarodrigo NOT BCS HE OWNS ME

↪️ y/i/n BUT CUS HE RLY KNOWS ME

↪️ oliviarodrigo girl u whipped asf

florajensen my soulmate <3🎂

fanpage17 I THINK THAT LOCKET IS LOCKED?? SO IT HAS TO BE OPENED BY A KEY???

↪️ fanpage49 WAIT I NOTICED TIMOTHEE WAS WEARING A NEW PENDANT ON HIS CHAIN- AND IT LOOKED LIKE A KEY👀👀

jessicachastain happy birthday girl❤️

↪️ y/i/n thank you momma🥺

deuxmoi queen🥳

michaelbjordan LIL SIS BDAY🎉

↪️ michaelbjordan also is that the locket he custom made for you?

↪️ y/i/n 😁😁😁

fanpage49 im in bali rn and i have a gift for you y/n🥺 i hope i can bump into u and give ur gift

tommy.dorfman you beautiful soul, such a beautiful couple✨🦋🧚‍♀️🔮💘 10 more hours then we’re gonna celebrate ur BIRTH day 💖

anguscloud birthday fam

loriharvey hey im ur number one fan and i’ll give you the biggest present ever

↪️ y/i/n BABY😭 COME HERE

fanpage78 SHE HAS THE LOCK AND HE HAS THE KEY BRB CRYING

dojacat SEE U SOON 😈

fanpage78 WHERE R THEY GOING R THEY GOING TO VISIT Y/N AND TIM????

↪️ fanpage55 it seems like it

fanpage16 I CANT😭U GUYS R MEANT TO BE

[wheezingghoulbois]

Hi not the same steven appreciation anon but i know the anon, I think ill be making the blog soon, But here some thoughts. Im gonna open this blogs for multiple people ( if you have recomendation on who pls let me know! ) definitely because im loosing hyperfixation on this guy and it will be hard for me to look throught his old stuff but im willing to help!

My first thought was matcha, cause this man love matcha and putting in inside a project will be really great!

Also maybe all the foods that you want to eat and make silly little puns based on it with a thank you message.

Color of the theme of the project can be the same aesthetic as the shows and people can tell what favourite things they like from the shows.

Okay thats all for now!!

Wait its we dont know whos gonna start it first will it be me or the first anon but either who it is we will appreciate him.

Were gonna be sharing them :D (pt 2)

                                                                                                                                          You know what tbh we should make an open watcher fansite where theres is open events and secret santas and + get to know the boys more. Because i want to keep this fandom alive even thought the boys gets rarely online now. ( on twitter )- the same steven appreciation anon ( the 2nd one )

Im sorry if i confuse you ajskdk-   (pt 3)

Hello!!!  okay i combined all these asks bc theyre all connected lmao! but oooo! definitely drop the link when u make the blog pls!!! 💖💖 okay but the ideas!!!! yesssssss!!!! matcha is definitely the perfect idea lmaoooo, and the foods + thank yous is really cute!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖and the aesthetics matching the shows would be hella cool! i think for this round of steven appreciation (bc i hope to maybe do more in the future), it’s gonna be decently free-form, with like general suggestions of themes per day, but i dont want ppl to think they cant do anything bc it doesnt fit the theme? so maybe like 5/7 days be generally themed but 2 days be any and Every form of steven appreciation yknow? 😊💖💖💕✨✨ but i literally adore these ideas so much and theyre making me Think ™ LAKSFJALKSf i think a watcher fansite would be super fun! i’m not qualified to help construct or manage that alwskfjalksfj but i’d love to be part of it if someone DID make one!!!! it’d be cute to have like monthly events and stuff as a fandom! 💖💖💖 anon u are out here with the Most Ideas i LOVE it 💖💖💖💖

[anakinthetrashking]

Ok, so you reblogged my post about bnha fic recs and I also looked through the ones you linked and I LOVED THEM. If its alright to ask, would you happen to have more Protective Aizawa or possibly Dadmic or Protective Present Mic? Also Protective Midnight or Momnight? Only if you have! Thanks! -bnhastanning

I somehow stupidly lost my reply to this ask, not once, but TWICE. at the end, when i was almost done. im so sorry but this will be the crappiest version yet... (also! hello, fellow batfam fan... *spiderman pointing meme*)

I read a lot of fic and i loooooove sharing them with people, so thanks for giving me an excuse to do this!! :D

lots of fics, so im putting them under the read more! One of these days I’ll get around to making more organized fic rec posts...

Dadmic: only a couple, and tbh i think they have more dadzawa in them?? Secondary Colors by NaoNazo

"You got pushed down the stairs... and you're apologizing for it," he stated blandly. "That seems counterintuitive." "Um... sorry?" Izuku whispered. He was starting to shake a little, adrenaline flooding his veins and leaving him cold. He had no idea what Purple was going for with his blunt statements and the hand reaching toward his shoulder as if to steady him, but apologizing was generally safe. "You don't have to apologize, dude. I don't know your name, but I doubt it's actually Deku." "Um. Midoriya." Izuku peered sideways at Purple as they rounded the corner. "Izuku Midoriya. Deku is just, um, just what my... friends call me." He winced. "Sounds real friendly."

and Cat Days by Griffinrose

Izuku has a shapeshifting quirk. He's not the best at controlling it, especially under stress. So when tragedy strikes and he gets lost in the city, he's stuck as a cat. At least he found a nice underground hero to take him in?

Pied Piper by Blackholeca has some really great concerned Dadmic in recent chapters!!

If they wouldn’t give him a chance then the solution seemed simple, he’d give himself one. He’d force the world to see him, force them to recognize his hard work. He wasn’t missing a quirk, it was simply that everyone else had been given an advantage. He wasn’t broken, or useless, or incapable, and he’d prove it by outrunning all of them, he who was quirkless, he who had started in last.

As for momnight, there are also only a couple, and im also not caught up with these either. i have a little bit more of an excuse with these, as Indefinite by OwlF45 is really REALLY long, as well as intense. Worth the read though! I just gotta catch up! So much mindblowing stuff in that, and the Momnight is really sweet.

It comes with the package deal of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Midoriya gets another chance at life, but he must throw it away when that dreaded day comes. After all, a life for nineteen is more than a fair trade.

Or: the world will rise or fall, and it depends on one boy protecting Class 1-A to prevent the inevitable.

The other Momnight one I have is A Single Reason by TheDeepSeaWitch. Also really good, but really intense and I’ve had to take a break because I was getting a bit depressed, whoops. But I liked it!

Training begins the next day, and doesn’t stop for any reason. They wait for heroes, then for police, then for anyone to save them, but nobody comes.

It’s only a month before Izuku forgets their names. It’s a year before he forgets his own.

It’s only a chance meeting with an impassioned soul eight long, painful years later that saves them.

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They thought they were lost forever, that there was no future out there for them with their scars so visible and the blood on their hands still pungent and red. But if they have the strength to try, then perhaps, one day, they may yet find their forgiveness, and rediscover themselves along the way.

The Reforming Villains AU nobody asked for.

For Dadzawa:

Flare Signal by achievingelsium, of course! Annie writes some of my absolute fav dadzawa content, so definitely check it out!!

AU. Midoriya Izuku shouldn't be surprised he ended up like this: hiding the secret of One for All from his own father, the notorious villain Dragon. The path to being a hero is a hard one.

Or; Izuku is an aspiring hero forced to work for his father’s villain organization. Then he runs into All Might.

Izuku Ya’broker by Dreamillusions, is a fic i loved a LOT.

Perhaps you should actually listen to the news every once in a while, so you wouldn't end up in these kinds of situations. What kinds of situations? Glad you asked. Look at Izuku, for example. You would think Izuku would be at home after school, safe and sound from anyone attempting to, you know, kill him. But no, Izuku decided to roam around. Because of a bet. This is the kind of a situation you shouldn't end up in. Don't be Izuku.

Butterfly by aconstantstateofbladerunner, is rightfully popular! It has some horror/suspense themes though, so if thats not your style, try one of Blade’s other fics!! She’s a seriously good writer.

The first over-night trip off campus since the training camp was supposed to be a fun break from more intense work back home.  But between a bleak introduction to chaos theory, a chilly reception from the locals, and the looming threat of a villain attack, Izuku has too much on his mind to properly enjoy the fresh air.  But those worries are a light breeze compared to the hurricane that accompanies what he finds on the outskirts of town.

Or rather, what finds him.

A House Divided Against Itself by BeyondTheClouds777, another one of my fav fics by a great writer!

"Become a villain," they said.

“I’ll be a villain,” he said.

He lied. He’s only there so he can tear apart the League of Villains from the inside out.

The scars we carry by Banana_Ink is a great AU with plenty of Dadzawa

Aizawa rescued Izuku from the league of villains and takes care of the child for now. Izuku has two quirks in this AU, one natural - Forced Quirk Activation - and one that AFO 'gifted' him with - Self-Heal. He has a pretty big handprint-scar on his face and started as a problem child, scared and wary of people. But Aizawa managed to help him slowly heal.

This AU is just some silly little thing I came up in my freetime and like to add to it as I go, so I don't have a plan at all. Mostly I write for fun so I hope you might enjoy this as well :D

Ticked Off by Xenolis is a fic that I just want to rec all the time,,, for some reason...

~ ON HIATUS/OCCASIONAL UPDATES ~ Midoriya Izuku attracted trouble. It was just a fact of life – the sky was blue, the grass was green, and Izuku constantly found himself in an absurd number of deadly situations. He was okay with that. Mortal peril was an average Tuesday afternoon for a Pro Hero like him. Being kidnapped was practically a holiday. Saving civilians as a building collapsed around him was easier than facing his worried mum afterwards. He had dealt with All Might's disappointed dad stare and only cried for two hours afterwards. A serial killing villain with an unknown Quirk would be no problem! ..but even Izuku had to admit that being sent back in time to his first day at UA wasn't on the agenda. Still, there was no-one more spitefully determined than him – he was going to make the most of it. Yeah, good luck, heroes and villains alike! Deku was here to cause mischief and love his friends!

Toward A Bright Future by LazyRainDancer holds a special, soft place in my heart. I always want to go reread it after watching the show and I always want to rewatch the show after reading it. it never ends

You wake up at UA, the highest ranked hero school in the country, with no recollection of how you got there. Unfortunately, those aren't the only memories you're missing. Still, you can't let a little amnesia get in the way of you warning the school about the attack you know will happen during Class 1-A's field trip to the USJ. After you deliver your warning, you're beyond shocked when the principal offers you a position as a TA for Class 1-A. You accept the position in hopes that you'll be able to use your Quirk to help protect the students. It'll be far from easy, but you're determined to do whatever it takes to change the students' future for the better.

The rest don’t really have Dadzawa? But theyre really good so I had to rec them anyway

once forgotten, twice removed by blueh, good writer for multiple fandoms

“Yes,” All for One agreed. “This will be the final resting place of All Might.” “You,” Midoriya Izuku said and paused, thinking over the words. He sounded taken aback. “You want me to help fight All Might.” “Of course,” All for One nodded along. “I can offer you double of whatever my counterpart is paying you currently, along with anything your little heart could desire. Of course, you would get to help out drastically—" “Did you happen to check what world you were pulling me out of when you did this?” Midoriya Izuku interrupted and it was said in such an incredulous tone that had the situation not been as critical as it was, All Might would have laughed. Also known as: number one hero Deku has been through a lot of things, but being thrust into an alternate reality where he’s All for One’s Successor is a first.  He has to navigate this world when his alternate self is a villain dead-set on killing him and all of this version of class 1-A. All the while, his friends search desperately for a way to get him back.

Office Space by Caelismylife quirkless izuku gets a job at UA analyzing quirks, HECK YES

It took a little time, but he eventually found himself with a job at UA. The revolving door of heroes was not in the contract.

To Repair with Gold by TitleUnwanted FEEEEELS

AU. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me, biggest lie in the world. Tattoos, which appeared when quirks did, are when a person feels an impact on something they are told and it becomes inked on their body, the closer they show to your heart the deeper the impact it has on the person.

For Izuku this is a blessing and a curse.

An Accident at Workstudy by Galactic_Jax been enjoying this one!

Izuku is working hard to prove himself at his work study, but it's hard when Sir Nighteye has made it clear he's not wanted. But what happens when Izuku is caught in a villain attack on his way to the agency? Will a few revelations about his most recent intern's past be enough for Sir Nighteye to change his mind about All Might's successor?

Nice to Meet You? by Allwalkfree didn’t know i needed this until i read it           

Kirishima introduces Bakugou to his favorite senpai. In which over several encounters Bakugou and Amajiki learn to become tentative friends.

A Study in Firsts by Oceanbreeze7 dorm shenanigans AND feels

There’s a first time for everything. The first time everyone crammed in Momo’s room to study, a mess of limbs and books on her bed. The first time Mina burned crepes so badly the smoke alarm went off. The first time a jumpscare got Sero so badly, he flipped off the back of the couch. The first time Uraraka fell asleep at the table and accidentally sent it floating. The first time someone realized Todoroki walked far too quietly, and far too cautiously around the dorms to be normal. The first time Midoriya broke his toe on a door frame and kept walking through it. The first time Kirishima woke up screaming through the walls. The first time Tsuyu blanched at the sight of a needle. The first time Bakugo dropped, clutching the back of his neck with eyes scarily vacant and detonating everything around him until Aizawa had to intervene. It wasn’t always pretty, but the dorms were filled with firsts.

Hero Class Civil Warfare by Roguedruid extremely satisfying to read

Heroes lead by Bakugo. Villains lead by Midoriya. Seven days prep time. Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain.

A Fleeting Smile by AnonymousTwit good bakugou content

Or a collection of fifteen Bakusquad one shots where someone outside of the Bakusquad catches a rare glimpse of a friendlier side of Bakugou Katsuki, and one time that is specifically reserved for the four people that he hates the least.

Hope this gives you something to work with!!! I have more(and am always adding) in my bookmarks on AO3, but this should be a good start! Hopefully you’ll find at least one that you love! have a great day!!!! -Ani <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[theweirdqueerwriter]

Unlucky day - An Alex Morgan Imagine

(Y/N) POV

It’s Sunday, the sun is shining brightly, the birds are chirping outside. You feel a nudge in your side and turn in the bed, looking at Alex who’s smiling brightly at you.

“What are you thinking about, babe?” She asks you, as if she could read your mind.

“Nothing” you lie, knowing the right moment to talk about what is bothering you is not right now.

Alex frowns, but doesn’t make a big deal out of it. She leans up and places a sweet kiss to your lips before getting out of bed. You watch her walk away, maybe a little bit too long.

“Perv”

“I’m just admiring what’s mine, babe” you tease and she blows you a kiss from the bathroom door before closing it.

So the thing was, you were very superstitious. And today, of all days, had to be one of the worst days of the year. Each year, on this day, something bad had happened to you. You really were hoping this year would be different, especially now that miss Morgan was sharing your life.

You’re still lost in thoughts and don’t notice Alex getting out of the shower and heading your way, still naked.

“Really, nothing?” Alex says, slightly offended when you don’t even look at her, and picks up her clothes to get dressed “something really is wrong if I can’t even take your mind off it”

“What?” You say, finally breaking from your train of thoughts “What was that?” You ask, now looking at a fully dressed Alex Morgan.

“Guess you’ll never know, babe” Alex says, leaning in and kissing your frown, getting slightly concerned. “I’m going downstairs to start breakfast, hurry up in the shower, we need to get to training” She states before heading for the kitchen.

You gather your stuff for the shower and hop in, washing your hair, but halfway through, the water gets cold, freezing, in fact. You brush it off as Alex using too much hot water and hurry out. Not wanting to head to training with wet hair, you take out the blow dryer and plug it in. You hit the button, getting ready for it to, you know, start, but it doesn’t.

“What? I swear It worked yesterday” you state, looking at the dryer in you hands. “Hey Alex?” You scream out so the brunette can hear you.

“Yeah?” She responds from downstairs.

“Is the blow dryer broken?”

“No it’s not, I just used it”

“Well it’s not working”

“I’m coming”

You hear footsteps in the stairs and finally see her enter the bathroom. She takes the dryer from your hands and tries to start it. It does start and your frown deepens.

“That thing works just fine” she says, handing it to you.

“I swear it wasn’t working five seconds ago” You state, confusion clear in your voice.

“You know, if you wanted to see me, you could have just said so” Alex says, heading back downstairs.

Once your hair is all dry, you follow the smell of freshly baked pancakes and coffee.

“Here” Alex says, handing you a mug. Which you immediately take to your lips. “Careful it’s-“

“Ow!” You say, after having burned you whole mouth with the beverage.

“Hot..” Alex says, moving to take the mug away from you. “Careful babe, or you won’t be able to talk for a while, and god know how much you talk” Alex says, fetching you a glass of water. “Here, drink this instead”

“Thanks” You say, taking the glass she’s offering you and taking a sip, soothing the burn of the coffee.

You both sit down at the island to eat breakfast and get ready to leave for training.

You head out and set your stuff in the car. You sit at the wheel and put the keys in to start the car, but it doesn’t start.

“What’s going on?” Alex asks, not getting used to the constant frown you’ve had all morning.

“I swear I filled it up like two days ago, how come we don’t have any left?” You mumble to yourself, earning a frown from Alex this time.

“Don’t have any what, (Y/N)?” Alex asks, confused.

“Gas, how come we don’t have gas anymore?” You ask, irritating Alex slightly.

“What do you mean we don’t have gas anymore? How are we supposed to get to training ?”

You give her an apologetic look.

“Fine, I’ll call Kelley, you better hope she hasn’t left yet” Alex says, taking her phone out and composing Kelley’s number.

“Yeah it’s me, look, we don’t have gas anymore, could you come pick us up? Great, see you soon” Alex says, unbuckling her seat belt.

You both sit in the car, in silence until Kelley pulls up in the driveway. She rolls her window down as you both exit your car, heading towards hers.

“My favorite girlies” Kelley says, grinning.

“Thanks for coming Kells, don’t know what we would’ve done if you were more punctual” Alex says, getting in the car.

“Sometimes flaws can be useful” Kelley says, deciding to take the pretend insult as a compliment.

You all arrive at the training ground at the same time as Sam and Rose.

“See, I told you we weren’t late” Kelley says to Alex, loud enough for Sam and Rose to hear her.

“Oh no, we are very much latte” Rose states “this one wanted a late before training and there was a huge line so, guess we’ll all be late together”

“Oops..” Kelley says, looking at Alex.

“It’s fine, Kells,” Alex says “we wouldn’t have been late if someone hadn’t forgotten to put gas in the car” she says, looking at you.

“I did fill the car, like, two days ago” you defend.

You all head into the locker room together. You sit down on the bench and the realization hits you.

“God damnit!” You say, making Alex jump in her seat next to you.

“What’s got you so worked up, (Y/N)?” Ashlyn asks from the other side of the room.

“I forgot my bag, I don’t have my shin guards or my shoes!” You say, frustrated in yourself that you forgot your stuff on the backseat of your car, which was still parked at home because somehow you didn’t have any gas left. This all felt too much to be a coincidence.

“Distracted this morning, are we?” Alex asks from beside you, handing you her second pair of shoes and shin guards that she always carries around, just in case.

“Thanks” You say, taking what she was offering you and putting them on.

“You’ll have to do without the teeth protector, cause I’m not sharing” Alex says, playfully. Kissing your cheek.

“That I can do without” you say and get up, pulling Alex with you to start warming up for training.

“Wait, I need my pre wrap” Alex says, taking it out and wrapping it around her head. Pulling on it, the wrap breaks in two. “Well, that’s weird” Alex says, laughing it off and taking the roll and starting over. The new one does the same thing and your eyes widen.

“Oh god... it’s happening to you now.. this is all my fault” you say leaving the locker room in a hurry, earning weird looks from your teammates and leaving Alex very concerned.

“What’s up with her?” JJ asks to which Alex shakes her head.

“No idea”

You’re sitting in the hallway with your knees up to your chest when Alex finally finds you.

“There you are, I’ve been looking all around for you” She says, concerned when she sees you. “Are you going to tell me what’s going on now?” She asks, sitting next to you on the floor.

“It’s my unlucky day” you say, staring right into her eyes, yours watery.

Alex thinks you’re kidding at first, you can see it in her eyes. She doesn’t know what to say to that.

“What do you mean?” She asks, clearly confused.

“Every year, on this day, something happens, whether it be a car accident, like last year, you remember right? When I had to go to the hospital? Or just some silly stuff like today” you say, causing Alex to once again not really know what to reply.

“What are you so upset about right now? It’s not like somebody died today, we were just late for practice” Alex asks, putting a hand on your shoulder, trying to reassure you.

“But your pre wrap... it kept breaking, and I thought maybe me being close to you was affecting you somehow, like a message that I should stay away, but Alex, I don’t think I can stay away from you..” you say, full on crying at this point.

Alex takes you into her arms kissing the top of your head, trying to calm you down.

“Baby no, I forgot to take it inside the other day, it dried in the sun I guess, but I borrowed some from Julie, it’s fine look” Alex says, showing you the wrap on her head and tugging it a little, to show you it was solid.

“Yeah?” You ask, calmer than previously.

“Yeah” Alex reassures “and the car this morning, I think I actually might be at fault for that, I went shopping with Allie yesterday and forgot to fill it back up” Alex admits, giving an apologetic smile.

“What about the blow dryer ?” You ask, still unsure about the whole thing.

“I don’t know, maybe you were pressing the wrong button or something” Alex says, unsure about what happened.

“Maybe...” You say looking at Alex.

“See, this isn’t an unlucky day, you’re just distracted” Alex says, kissing your forehead.

“I guess you may be right..” you say, kissing her lips.

“There you are, guys I found them! Theyre making out in the hallway” Kelley shouts and all your teammates round the corner to look at you and Alex.

“Come on you guys, Jill is pissed, she’s making us run 10 more than usual because we couldn’t find you” Ash states, pissed herself at the thought of running.

You look at Alex who smiles awkwardly at you. And you give her an “I told you so” look.

“Oh sure maybe that’s unlucky, but that has nothing to do with it” Alex says, knowingly.

“You guys take your time, but it’s on you if we get even more running” Kelley says, getting impatient.

“Coming!” Alex and you say at the same time.

Looking at her, you can’t help but feel like maybe she was right, and, you know, with her, everyday feels like your lucky day.

The end