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SKZ Pack Chapter 10
Trigger Warnings: Swearing, talks of heats and ruts.
Chan sat at the table feeling worried. He was nervous about letting Y/N into Jeongin's room, but he trusted them both. He worried that Jeongin would be too rough with her and she wouldn't like it. "Hey! You made Y/N promise to call one of us if it got too much for her." Changbin assured as he nudged his alpha. "I know. I guess I'm worried about it being too much for her. Sex is almost new for her again, after what they did to her. I don't want her to get upset." Chan growled, his chopsticks being thrown onto the table. They were all worried about being too much for her during intercourse. Even Changbin worried that he might be too much for her in the future. "I think if we ease her into it and learn what she likes and doesn't like it might help her to feel safe with us when she does want to mate with us." Felix piped up. As much as Felix had thoughts about burying himself into her, he didn't want to upset her in any way. "Lix is right. If Y/N feels intimidated or afraid you might traumatize her." Hyunjin stressed. "Agreed," Chan stated as he watched Minho open some windows. The smell of Jeongin and Y/N's arousal started to consume the house. As much as the wolves loved to smell Y/N's arousal, smelling their pack members arousal was not exactly very arousing for them.
Jisung got up to grab some candles, hoping it would add some kind of scent distraction for them while they ate the rest of the food Y/N deliciously cooked. "Hyunjin. Question?" Seungmin asked as he looked at the brown-haired wolf. "What?" Hyunjin answered back, waiting for a remark from the younger beta. "You've had sex with Y/N? What are her boundaries? What does she like?" Seungmin asked. It was an honest question, but Hyunjin didn't see it like that. He saw it as invasive. A private question that should not be asked or even considered a thought. Chan, however thought it was a good idea to declare something so they knew when not to take it too far. The thing was Hyunjin had only ever been with her three times and they were very vanilla. This was mainly down to the fact Hyunjin was inexperienced and very much not interested in sex back then, but he knew what the others did to her, especially Wooyoung. He was always jealous of Hyunjin and tried to do everything to keep her away. It was mainly because of Hyunjin's power. Still, Hyunjin only knew a few things about her sexual interests. One was that she had a very good pain tolerance, but that was also down to her resilience. Then there was biting or cumming all over her, but that was subjective to each wolf. Every wolf had a different reaction with her because it depended on their connection with her.
Chan and the other wolves thought that was a valid response, but it was still good to know when they needed to draw the line. Some of them didn't like the idea of biting all over her. Mainly Jisung, Changbin and Felix who remembered what she looked like when she first came here. Seungmin on the other hand had a weird claiming kink and it wasn't surprising to the wolves he was desperate to get her in his room. Chan on the other hand stressed again he didn't want anyone cumming inside of her yet until she had a few heats and her body was stable. This was because Chan didn't want to disrupt her body by being on werewolf contraception. "Talking of heats and ruts. Who's next?" Jisung asked. "Um, Minho are you in the next few weeks?" Chan asked. His memory wasn't very good but he knew he had their cycles written down. "Yeah," Minho said awkwardly. He was rather private when it came to his ruts. "So then after Minho, Seungmin and Changbin should be next year because you two are freakishly in sync," Chan stated as he shook his head causing the two betas to laugh. Seungmin and Changbin were weirdly in sync and no one knew why. They rutted either the same day or a day apart so they had to rut in separate places. "I'm due soon," Felix muttered quietly. "Oh yeah, after you got sick months ago. You could be anytime." Chan stated as he remembered that time Felix accidentally got sick after catching a werewolf virus from his friend. It nearly caused them all to be sick. Seungmin looked at Felix and snickered as he thought back to the time they overstimulated the poor female wolf and they couldn't keep up. "What?" Felix asked. "What do you think our little wolf will be like on her first heat," Seungmin asked, causing Felix to shake his head. The other wolves laughed as they thought about how challenging she was going to be. "Considering how you two couldn't keep up tells me you're not going to be helpful." Hyunjin teased. "If she doesn't pick on them." Chan laughter. "When it happens we will cross that bridge, but do not embarrass her alright." Chan's warning didn't go unnoticed and the wolves nodded their head in submission. They would not make her feel an ounce of discomfort or embarrassment. They knew omegas could be sensitive and considering her sensitivity it may be heightened.
The wolves chatted as normal and started playing a board game while playing music to drown out the noises upstairs. It wasn't that they didn't want to hear their mate being pleasure, they wanted to be respectful. Even though some concerned eyes would look up to the ceiling when they heard a certain scream or growl, but they couldn't do anything. Y/N had promised she would call Chan or another wolf if she wanted out. "Do you think she's alright?" Jisung asked nervously. "She would have called Chan by now," Hyunjin stated. "Have you guys been upstairs?" Changbin asked as he came down the stairs, breaking the concerned discussion. "What why?" Chan asked, getting up from his seat, ready to go to his omega. "There's mistletoe all over our doors. I think there's Christmas shit in our rooms too." Changbin stated causing Chan to frown. "Felix!?" Chan scolded causing the blonde wolf to raise his hands in defence. "It smells like Minho was with her." Changbin mischievously said causing the wolves to look at him. Minho stood there with an innocent look on his face as Chan crossed his arms in annoyance. "Seriously," Chan stated. "You didn't see her face. I couldn't say no." Minho defended as he thought back to her beautiful silver eyes begging him. "What is she? Puss in boots?" Changbin laughed, causing Jisung to spit out his drink. It was true, the minute she pouted her grey eyes would draw you in. "Anyway, that's not another problem we have. I think Jisung has come inside her because I heard him and I quote word for word, 'I'm going to fucking breed you! Take my cum'. He's disgusting." Changbin stated causing Chan to growl.
Chan had not expected Jisung to be so stupid but he couldn't exactly throw him off of her and punish him. Chan had to make a decision. Does he punish Jeongin now or later? At the same time, he needed to make sure Y/N wouldn't get pregnant which was still unlikely but the possibility was there. In the end, Chan called Jaehee for an emergency pill, which resulted in an earful from Jaehee for their idiocy, even though it was Jeongin's fault, Chan got the brunt of it. He still got in trouble as soon as Jaehee was in the house. "How could you let him be so stupid? Her body hasn't balanced yet." Jaehee shouted as she threw the box at Changbin's head. "It's not my fault," Changbin whined. "Oh grow up. You're twenty-five and a training medic.!" Jaehee scolded. "I'm not the one fucking her!" Changbin defended. "Seriously. Are you all that desperate for her!? Huh? Even you Chan couldn't wait with a bloody poisoned wound." Chan pinched his nose at the older woman's attitude. Chan understood why Changbin was scared of her when she was angry. Her voice was gritty when she was angry and it sent shock waves up their spine. Jaehee held a dominating aura even though she wasn't an alpha. It was quite impressive. "I will go and deliver this now," Changbin said as he scurried off to deliver the pill to Jeongin's room, but ended up getting an awful growl from a predatorial Jeongin. "I wouldn't go in there. Poor baby is chained up." Changbin sighed causing the wolves to look up. "What is wrong with you all." Jaehee shook her head in disgust as she looked at the heathenous wolves. They were not going to change. If anything they were going to get worse.
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Head-Canon Saturday!!!
I just had a thought about healing and how it can work with the Bad Sanses!! (Fanon)
As most people know. Healing requires a good enough amount of magic and intent. Otherwise, how can the monster heal physical wounds or injuries?
Nightmare -
Nightmare is able to heal only because he has such good control over his emotions. Yes, he is the Guardian of Negativity, but that doesn't mean healing is out of his range. He already has a huge amount of magic, plus spending several years mastering control of his abilities, so emotions and his magic aren't an issue. It never is when it comes to one of his own, despite them telling him not to, he'll give them the old, "You're ribs are fractured, I will not afford to losing one of you for your insolence, now hold still!"
Killer -
Killer is probably one of the skeles who'd have the most difficulty with healing people. He can't exactly feel anything, so if he even tried to heal someone, the intent wouldn't exist no matter the amount of magic he uses. He'd try, and nothing would happen, no glow of green magic, nor a glow of agitated magic because he doesn't have the intent to put into healing someone, if he were asked to heal someone he'd shrug it off and have someone else to heal them, knowing he can't.
Dust -
Dust definitely has the magic for it, but if he tried his magic being how it is as well as his mental state on the average day, it would be very difficult to place his intent to be healing. It would be agitated magic and rather what would feel relaxing and soothing, it feel like a ton of static electricity directly on the injury, causing the other he is trying to heal, to flinch away. He feels really bad about this and Not-Papyrus doesn't help with the guilt.
Horror -
While Horror sure has the intent for healing others, he wouldn't have the magic to, so he spends his time outside of missions cooking and perfecting healing foods, putting all of his intent into it. That way, during battles, if someone does get hurt, he can just give them a small portion of their favorite treat, and they'd be up and running almost instantly! Sometimes, though, after cooking for a while in the kitchen after he's cleaned up, he can be found sleeping in there, putting intent in things takes energy out of him, especially doing it for hours. Nightmare or one of the others usually wakes him up and takes him to bed.
Cross -
Out of the entire group besides Nightmare, Cross can heal at almost anytime. If Killer had gotten hit by Blue? No problem!! Quick heal and ready to go. Cross having been trained in the royal guard in X!tale had certainly helped him keep a cool head during battle, and being able to focus his intent and magic into healing has definitely helped out the gang more than once, though outside of battles and missions if someone were to arrive home injured he'd be right by their aid with Horror, he wants to help and be important to the team after all. The only time he'd have issues with healing other people is if Chara starts distracting him, his intent wavers, and it would end up like how Dust heals.
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Now imagine shifter!König, not shifted, and going through the lunches in the fridge. Finding his Finches, cause turns out the little bird is stupid good at cooking. And 'Finch' not 'Handler' now, storming into the enclosure squawking and shouting and accusatory fingers pointing.
"You big bloody bastard! Those are mine!" 'Finch' squawks out, unable to even try and reach those stupid exercise rings. They're a bitch to clean as it is up that high and asshole König likes to lounge on them now knowing it pisses off his Finch. Wait, his...? ....Yes, his. His Finch.
Okay so, before I keep going, can I steal the name Finch? I always like naming the readers for the stories and Finch is just so darn cute. I love it so much. Would I be able to use it going forward?
Now, onto the response:
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König is just a hungry man. As the largest shifter on KorTac's Eastern European base, he's well known as 'The Vacuum' for how he hoovers through food. He'll happily go through other people's lunches to get some extra snacks. Does he feel good about it? Somewhat. If KorTac wants to have such a giant shifter, they should be giving him more to eat. In a way, this is his form of silent protest. If KorTac won't feed him, he'll feed himself. It's only fair, he says to himself. You're a dick, everyone else says. I don't care, König decides.
Handlers and shifters alike know to be wary of König's efforts. Locks don't keep König out of lunches, but if you put your lunch at the very back of the fridge and not towards the front then usually you're free of König's snooping.
When you go to put your lunch in the fridge, you find it a bit hectic and messy. It's bizarre, seeing everyone's lunch pushed in the back. You can't help but wonder why everyone is piled up in the back of the fridge. The clamber to the back of the fridge has people piled up until they hit the top of the fridge, with another lunchbox or two shoved in to boot. It's a complete mess that's probably squishing their lunch into oblivion.
So, finding plenty of clear space at the front, you put your lunch tucked to the side and go about with your day.
All the others would say it was predictable, but the shock and horror upon finding your lunch raided had you chewing the culprit out to another handler near by.
"And whoever it was ate all the good parts, too!" you grumbled, "like, how? I just don't get it! It took me ages to make and this fucker comes along and eats all my hard work!"
The other handler, a foggy-eyed man who was closer to retirement than recruitment cleared his thick throat with a cough. You turned to face the old man with a scowl.
"Do you know anything about this Louis?" you snapped.
"Do I ever," the old Frenchman wheezed, "I bet you twenty balles that König was the one behind it."
That has you stalling for a minute. König? König ate you lunch? Oh you were going to kill that feather duster the next time you-
"He's so big but the big man doesn't give him any extra ration tickets," Louis explained, "I'd feel bad for him if he didn't eat my wife's cooking more than I do."
You drummed your fingers on the desk.
"Is there any reason he goes after the handler's fridges? He has the whole cafeteria at lunch.
Louis grinned, "He likes to snack. Don't you know?"
You grit your teeth. The stupid snacking bastard had another thing coming for him, just wait. You'd snap his little bird next when you got your hands on him.
You didn't actually manage to get around to König until after his training sessions for the day. Luckily for you, he had another session of training in his shifted form for you that day. You clenched your fists in preparation.
Of course, preparation means nothing if you never expected what was coming for you. So of course, you were completely bowled over by the sight of König unwrapping a little square of chocolate, the chocolate you'd saved for days, while sitting in a folding chair. He took one clean chomp before he perked up when he noticed you.
"Ah, Handler! What are we working on today?" he cheered, "do you have any good riddles today?"
Your eyes focused in on the little speck of chocolate at the corner of his lips.
"My chocolate..." you muttered quietly.
"What was that?"
"That's my chocolate, you feather-brained idiot!" you squawked, "you-YOU ATE MY LUNCH TODAY!"
König licked his lips, "Oh, you were the one who put your lunch in the front?"
"Fuck yeah I did!" you puffed up, "it took me ages to make it! I put so much time into that sandwich you wouldn't believe it! I was looking forward to it all week, but I had to age the-You know what nevermind. I don't care. I'm better than this. I'm better than all of this. I-"
You trailed off as König strode across the gymnasium floor to the rings, crouched down, then smoothly shifted into his monstrous form as he jumped up to go to the rings.
"GET DOWN FROM THERE!" you bellowed, "I WASN'T FINISHED WITH YOU YET!"
You heard a throaty cackle above. Your hair stood on end instinctively, but the fire inside only raged further.
"GET DOWN HERE!" you screeched like a little monkey.
Up above, König wove through the rings with masterful ease. Your whooping and howling wasn't of that much interest, but he took a moment to stop and hang by his tail from one of the rings. He cocked his head to look at you.
There, down on the ground you spluttered and spat, hopping up and down and waving your arms like a little bird.
Like a little finch, König thought to himself.
"Little Finch," König let out a hoarse laugh, "Little Finch, Little Finch!"
"Who-ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!?"
"Little Finch Little Finch!" König tossed his head side to side as he sang out his little nickname for you.
"COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! I'LL SHOW YOU A 'LITTLE FINCH'!"
Oh, König found this terribly amusing. He had a wonderful little game now.
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the very obscene words of gothel recalling the very inappropriate uses of magic makes dorian blink in surprise, as if their ears must have heard something else. ❝ I beg your pardon ? ❞ not a sentence they'd ever think they'd come across, and was very sure that they didn't want to hear much else that could possibly surpass the vulgarity of it. gothel's goal was to shock dorian: consider it successful. ❝ definitely touch & go for a while, and thank goodness nothing hurt me nor toto like that, some stuff had some very odd magical effects, like making me turn purple or causing toto to have little wings and a pig's snout. ❞ such was the natural mystery of their oz. ❝ my aunt was a great cook, but oz food is just so filled with flavor. like a new experience with each different dish. my favorite thing are the pufferstrudel tarts with extra fizzle cream. ❞ all those words sounded so ridiculous, but they were legit things in oz, and tasty at that. ❝ kind of used to hanging around older gentlemen, I find they've got a lot of experience and a lot to learn from. though you don't look a day over 35. ❞ which, for dorian, that seemed very young in the reference given. those stunning green eyes take the color changing cake … definitely magical. lips inching towards the offered piece, dorian licks along the fork with the tip of their tongue to get the remaining icing. ❝ oh my … that's very sweet it's like… it's shifting flavors in my mouth. ❞
❝ the world of magic opens up more possibilities and people use it to fuck a unicorn. there's some real sickos out there. ❞ he shudders as he recalls some of the stories. not that he cares though. he just gets a kick of making the world sound twisted when he's speaking to someone younger. it's almost like he has to fight back a smile. what in the bumble fuck is a bublub fruit? he can barely handle some of the new terms in his own realm. this is going to be worse. ❝ oh that sounds frightening. being in a place where you don't know if your next meal is going to be satisfying or what's going to finally put you in the grave. i'm happy to see that both of you seemed to take to those meals quite nicely though. you're both looking good. ❞ he's not even going to ask what a cow bone is. ❝ perhaps you are right and maybe ours stories are the ones that are meant to intertwined. still, i figured you would want someone closer to your age. a young sprite of a man. ❞ even though he's slowed down the aging process by a couple of hundred years, gothel still doesn't look like he's in his twenties. much like the gorgeous dorian. ❝ something tells me that this is only the beginning of what we're about to see. ❞ he goes over to a multi-layered cake, colors alternating between pink and blue. then he grabs one of the pieces, cuts out a fork full, and hovers it in front of their mouth. ❝ try this. ❞
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I have much to draw for ya'll but uh, for now enjoy this crop of a request i'm doing for @mircsy and @abandoned-raccoon since they drew me polites uwu Polites is my currency Anywho, Oiled up Diomedes coming in your future!!
#diomedes#greek myth#greek epic#illustration#the illiad#sketch#request#look i will do almost anything for polites#i love my boy#precious precious polites#if that means i must draw juicy diomedes#then very well#also anniflamma i see u#imma sketch a manwhore odysseus later#cause the food is cooked so good over there
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Anyone have any easy (cheap) dinners when you feel like shit and don’t want to do anything?
#I was hanging out with a friend for a bit#and I was doing fine#but then for some fucking reason once we parted ways my mood just DIPPED#so so so soooOooOoo duuuumb#anyway#trying to figure out some sort of easy cheap dinner that I can make#I really don’t want to go out again#(1-nothing sounds good 2-I’m broke and feel like I’m wasting money and 3-don’t wanna go by myself lol)#depression is kicking my ASS lately#and I’m trying to fight back by making food or doing something good for myself#but everything seems to be in my way#gotta figure out something to make then I usually get decision fatigue cause wtf#also literally nothing sounds good anymore I’m just sick of food tbh#then I gotta go shopping for shit cause we have nothing at my place#which is going to take all the little energy I have#and I’m not going to have any energy to actually cook#cause even if I do cook I’m gonna have to clean up and do dishes after#and like???????#how do people do this on a regular basis#I’m having trouble just surviving and people are cooking and taking care of themselves just fine#rant over#probably will end up just saying fuck it and getting something to eat out….. again 🙃#shut up rosie
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Ya know, I said it offhandedly in the tags of the last post but I'm wondering what a Chica themed cookbook would include now. Pizza is the obvious one, same with cake and cupcakes. She has some canon stuff with something about chowder, Chica chug, Chica bites, uhhhh the uhhh skinny taco from Help Wanted 2, lemon Chicabars, the blendee, and whatever else she normally has I dunno. Her Fizzy Faz flavour is pink lemonade so there's that too...
She's then got the whole mazercise thing, so fruit smoothies and just general stuff with fruit is probably gonna work. Obviously she's a chicken, so there's that too.
Honestly, I can see her having a cake section where she tells the recipes to her friend's favourite cakes. So the obvious would be carrot cake for Bonnie then I dunno a lemon lime cheesecake for Monty or something?
I think the thing about a Chica cookbook is that it's just so easy to visualise and work with that it would be kind of hard to get it wrong, and yet, this isn't a real thing that exists for some reason??
#damn I wish I knew about a bunch of cooking stuff cause like. I would maybe love to make a lil zine for this#I still could but just for things I know how to make like jam and uhhhhh#I can't believe I'm drawing a blank can I really think of nothing else????#oh I know about muffins kind of (memory is meh) and I made a cheesecake once so...?#I dunno! maybe that's the next little project I do! bunch of little paper zines scanned in for anyone to have if they want it#and it's all just recipes I know or things I found online that fit in eight panels#that could be fun and I've been meaning to play around with zines so... maybe I could actually#could be fun! who knows! if I do this I'm absolutely gonna ask for recipes too cause like. I don't know many lmao#and people always have good recipes hanging around even if it's just 'the perfect cheese toastie' ya know?#I'm pretty hungry now so imma gooooo but ya know I need you all to know this is in my brain now and it might not leave#I'm so offended on Chica's behalf by the audacity of this cookbook that I might make several little zines for her#I know some really easy ones actually that could definitely fit in eight panels so who knows! maybe!#we shall see!!! okay bye#glamrock chica#I FORGOT TO TAG HER CHICA FANS GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME BRAINSTORM FOOD FOR OUR FAVOURITE CHICKEN
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#tw eating issues#kinda funny how sometimes it takes like 3 of my friends yelling at me for me to get up and go get food#like at this point I'm just doing it for attention i think#i need constant assurance that my friends still care about me so i make them worry#tf is wrong with me actually#so much for being the therapist of the group#when I'm making my friends worry over me on purpose#In other news in the past 24hrs I've eaten like 5 handfuls of lychee and slept for 4 hours at most#great job me. amazing selfcare. really good at following what you preach here/sarc#I'm in the kitchen but I'm actively not hungry. or. my stomach is hungry but my mouth is not. if that makes any sense#i need to cook for new years tonight and instead im just sitting here cause standing up makes me dizzy#that's probably a side effect of not sleeping#whoops#oversharing o'clock#tw vent#mutuals if you see this: no you don't
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#tag talk#watching Dungeon Meshi finally and it's very very good so far. I'm very much enjoying it#genuinely makes me want to cook way more and branch out into more kinds of dishes#something besides just soup#cause I really do make basically nothing but soup#I don't have food sensitivities so it's not an autistic safe food thing. rather an executive dysfunction thing.#but I'm hitting the high energy part of my mood swings again so I think I'm gonna ride it out and use the energy for cooking#I cleaned the whole kitchen this morning before work and I'm gonna make fruit bread tomorrow#cause I'm going over to a friend's house to watch over the garden wall and I wanna bring food#asks I haven't made fruit bread in over a year
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Rong ring rong raingo time
Zoro making that speech reminds me of ace and how he treated luffy at the start, maybe not because of the same reasons but zoro is calming chopper down bc he KNOWS luffy and the others (and him) would not let him be taken without trying everything they could... there is ko use for crying and zoro is repressed but of course he would not say he cares but he does so of course he tells him to shut up bc he can't handle how chopper makes him feel... Also Foxy taking chopper for being cute and not because he is a doctor and that if they first wanted chopper to join bc he was a doctor he ended up joining bc they really became friends....
Legendary find
Look at these losers... zoro's hair is blending with the grass akdbakjka
Lettuce and cheese... the Burger Brothers
Robin supports nami's wrongs ✊🏻
Chopper being cute again
He is so slow ❤️
Seeing robin become a luffy enabler in real time is such a joy
HE IS THE MAN!!! Robin seeing luffy say that and believing it because she thinks she is expendable.... look how surprised she is... I think it's not just because she's surprised luffy got up but bc she realizes he is including her in his fight... he is also doing this for her
#robin reading a book while rowing is so funny ajdkajai usopp telling her she is spoiled.... well she is rowing#nami saying she is going to kil herself bc of shame if they lose.... well...#when i was a child i remember chopper being taken so vividly bc i cried a lot too and drew him crying to cope i guess akdhakajk#the pan guy being slippery is so galaxy brain... and the others are called pickles and hamburg and you know what pan means in spanish. brea#zoro throws this big ass guy to save sanji while sanji saves himself out of spite akdhkajsk this is their relationship... zoro tries....#ofc zoro would save him bc he cres about him like everyone else in the crew but thay makes sanji feel inferior and helpless so he gets mad#i was calling zoro and sanji losers and it autocorrected to lovers my god.... this is serious.#also the fight being themed around food.... big moment for sanji bringing zoro into cooking themes... then in wano he gets called a ham....#zoros no sword style is also insane wdym he uses his arms as swords and they have the same strenght even if they don't cut what the hell#sanji using his legs and zoro using his arms in their combined attack is so chefs kiss like if that wasnt obvious before... them -> 🤞🏻#luffy laughing bc he knew they would never lose.... he Knows... also the foxy pirates bullying nami.... destroy them. erradicate them sanj#also is the afro usopp's doing like a small lie to make luffy even more confident cause usopp is scared they will lose someone for good....#luffy making foxys crew chant his name... his raw power.... his move to turn haters into dick riders.....#AOKIJI IN LONG RING LONG LAND???? HELLO???#HERE IT GOES ROBIN!!!!!#ajdoajslksa#ARC OVER!!!#reading one piece#LETSGOOO WATER SEVEN
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I’ve been having some really horrible health problems since re-getting covid and I hate that every medical person I go to like begging for help has basically been like “idk drink gatorade about it??? we don’t have a cure for long covid, you’re just tired.”
I’m not looking for a fucking cure I’m looking for literally any form of treatment that will help I have been dying since March and I’m on the verge of quitting my job because I’m literally fainting almost every day between the fucking back to back 100F+ heatwaves and the minimum amount of physical labor required for my job in a building/exhibit with almost no AC or air movement at all and is bright and hot and loud and requires so much energy devoted to attention
but anyway I finally am getting my blood tested tomorrow so maybe I can finally at least get on the path to answers. i’m so tired and i just want this all to be over.
#shhh sharkie#money troubles on top of it aren’t helping#cause i don’t have the energy to cook so food is going to waste or i have to order out all the time#and there have been some days so hot and humid and terrible that i don’t trust myself to get to and from the bus#i just hate this so much and i’m so tired and i just want some fucking help#i got scheduled for a physical finally cause i haven’t had one since before 2020 but it’s not till the end of september#and i almost passed out four days in a row this week and most of the days in the past couple weeks too#i almost passed out at a saturday dnd session. like that’s not even the one that’s after a full day of work.#i literally slept and rested until my friend came to pick me up. and still. we got to the end of the session and i was so woozy.#but yeah went to the walk in clinic today and i got mostly the same response but i stuck to my guns of ‘i KNOW there’s no cure#but these are things that are impacting my health so what can I do about them. what do i eat what meds and vitamins do i take.’#‘taking it easy at work is not an option I’m already doing that and I have little to no sick time/PTO. WHAT DO I DO.’#i am going to quit my job though. it just depends on what the test results say. but I’m done. I’m broken and tired and I have no money.#I have a fucking masters degree and over a decade of experience of whatever kind I just don’t know how to not be in this field.#and how to apply to a job not directly in this field.#I’d love to be at a computer all day or sorting files or boxes or doing data crunching or a myriad of things I know I’m good at.#I just don’t know how to find and apply to other kinds of jobs.
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#cant believe i spent three years telling myself he was just a guy and i was in love with the idea of him not the real him#and that he was nothing special yada yada yada#and then he had the AUDACITY to come back into my life and prove to me that i was WRONG#and i tried SO HARD to deny it but hes SO GOOD goddamn him#hes sooo kind and thoughtful and smart and gentle and i HATE HIM i want to see him every day for the rest of MY LIFE#i want to make him breakfast!!! do you know how bad it has to be for me to want to make a man ANYTHING?#i want to cook a nice warm breakfast and bring it to him in bed and wake him up gently and all that shit that makes me want to VOMIT#FOR A MAN#i cant stress how fucking out of the ordinary that is for me#and still he wants nothing to do with me!#he cares about me. and he obviously thinks im smart and has a pretty good opinion of me#and theres no doubt hes attracted to me cause he cant treat me like a normal fucking human being and be my friend without hitting on me#but he does not WANT ME#he doesnt eat breakfast! hes always in a rush in the morning so he prefers to just skip it! he wouldnt eat breakfast in bed anyway!#and now that ive finally come to this realisation hes fucking MOVING#and im the only one he told like WHY would he do that when he knows i cant be normal about him!!!#and when i reacted the way that i did to the news he tought i was worried about my promotion of all things#cause yeah hes also my boss in all of this since things were so easy#and im like how can you be the smartest person i know and also so fucking DUMB i dont give a shit about a promotion i want you to STAY#STAY.HERE.WHERE I AM. WHERE I CA MAKE YOU BREAKFAST AND PRETEND I JUST CASUALLY BROUGHT FOOD TO WORK WHEN I BROUGHT IT JUST SO THAT I COULD#OFFER IT TO YOU AND YOU COULD SAY NO. I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY NO AND I STILL WANT YOU TO STAY#and i cant say that to him cause i know he KNOWS and thered be no point but im fucking going craaaazy over this like THIS IS NOT ME#and in all of this i know i deserve better. cause i know hes stringing me along whether hes aware of it or not but im tired of this#this has been going on for five years now. im tired of it#and yet i yearn😩 boy do i yearn#anyway ill be back in a couple of months with the next installment of how this 5y half situationship is fucking over my life#for the time being just#ignore me
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#shut up arejayelle#ok so like life update thing#I started hooking up with a guy like a month ago and it's been the best fucking thing in so long#I know I'm still in the honeymoon phase but it's fun and its soft and it's silly#I go over to cook like once a week and we've been trying recipes#His cat fell asleep on me the other day and leans in when I give him skritches#we play games in parallel and watch shows and stuff#it's literally so soft and wonderful#I honestly didn't think this would happen. he was THE straight cis guy of the friendgroup#I was flirting cause it was just stuff to say#idk it's been wild but my confidence has never been higher#He's literally so obsessed with me#but also has been so good about all the gender stuff#and oh my god the fucking affection has been so nice#I love casual affection#I love sneaking kisses and holding hands#I love the way he looks at me#like he's so pretty and I just???? Get to look at him???#I get to see him come undone by my hands??#and the cuddling???#bro it's been a month and i've slept over like twice a week the whole time#it's been... amazing???#after felix who wouldn't kiss me in the morning cause of morning breath and like never fucking wanted anything in the morning#to like... bro the other day we did TWO rounds in the morning#TWO!!!!#Like on average we go 3 rounds every time i'm over#it's... it's so fun#he texts me pictures of his food#and reminds me to like eat#i just
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Whenever I watch someone play oni I always get so caught off guard when they cut and it's like 100 cycles later but then I remembered that most ppl actually use the fast forward buttons and I'm the weirdo who sits there at normal speed just watching large scale constructions slowly inch forwards while also pausing every other minute to plan out the next 3 projects I wanna work on next
#rat rambles#oni posting#I spent like half an hour just watching my chefs cook to make sure my new kitchen was working well#I almost have my infinite food storage finished I just need to get the area cool enough to deep freeze the food#I also sent over most of the berry sludge from my second colony since I got my second rocket built#food is very much not a problem but I am addmittedly a bit worried abt oxygen#currently its nowhere near a problem but I have been using algae still and while I have a lot I rly should start setting up long term#oxygen producers in electrolisers that arent just sitting out in the open spittibg hydrogen everywhere#but also its annoyinggggg#I have more than enough resources to make a large scale spom but Im not nearly in enough need of one to want to put in the effort#I am so good on oxygen and power rn and will be for a good while#I might just make a similar set up but just shoot the hydrogen into space and eat the power drain#I have three natural gass vents + two more on my second colony + a plug slug farm so Im like so good on power#and I havent even tapped into my oil wells yet (because theyre buried in frozen oil because rime but yknow)#rly tho the worst part abt my current playthrough is that Im starting to realize there might not be ANY slicksters in this save#the only planet with an oil biome Ive seen so far is my home colony which is yknow. rime.#and Ive uncovered a Lot of the map its basically just the far edges I dont have#so Im starting to have my doubts that I will be able to tame every critter in this save#I did find the gassy moo planet tho and I plan on getting some basic life support set up there soon#I might end up changing my mind if there genuinely arent any slickters tho cause if I cant get them all then why bother with the bad ones#ok I used to think that plug slugs werent worth the effort too and Ive been loving them so who knows maybe gassy moos will win my heart#but they do seem like a pretty rediculous amount of work for rly mediorce benifits so I doubt it#I mean hey. I got a shove vole farm set up so I dont think I can start whining now#I should probably set up more shipping and automation stuff in my ranches but tbh Im willing to just eat the dupe labor#I have like 5 ranchers and several shipping ppl most whom have nothing better to do#most of my current projects are all focused on space travel and some minor base reworks so I dont feel like its needed rn#especially since I have so much fucking food all of which is being run completely sustainably#well ok the peppernuts arent Yet but Im only domestic growing like 3 of them so Im ok for a bit#the other colony has been wild farming them for ages and have had more than enough to cook massive amounts of high quality meals#I actually set up a proper kitchen in that colony first due to how much food variety there was along with grub fruits
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No cause I can imagine everyone in the 141 having a big appetite so GOOD LUCK making enough food for them all when Simon invites his mates over 👀👀
the thought of eating rn makes me want to shit in my hands and clap but i’ll power through to write this
when simon came home to find the kitchen to find bags of food dotted about the counters, he knew he made a mistake inviting the lads over. starts rifling through the bags like he’s airport security, glaring at you when you smack his hand away
“you don’t have to cook for them. we’ll order somethin’…�� he grumbles, ignoring the childish jealousy he feels at the idea of his lady cooking for his annoying friends and the look you give him shuts that idea right down
“I’m not serving your friends takeout! take out isn’t made with love!” you say with a grin, beginning to prep the feast you clearly plan on serving
and as much as he wants to sulk, he can’t help but feel a sense of pride warm his bones as his friends constantly praise you. he would never rob you of any compliments because he knows you’ve earned them
just ignore the fact that he makes you eat your dinner sat on his lap, plate directly next to his. one arm wrapped tightly around your waist whilst he uses the other to scoff food down his face like he always does
you can’t help but laugh at how genuinely upset he gets when johnny takes the last helping of his favourite dish or when he’s gotta drink kyle’s favourite beer instead of his own
he gets over it quick when you remind him that he’s got a special dessert waiting for him after the lads leave :)
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mom: do you wanna take this food home?
me:
#i went home w sooo much rapini#both the shit we cooked and a bundle of fresh to make later#also a ton of canned goods from the amish discount store#i need to start going there but it’s so hard when i don’t live nearby anymore#but it’s really worth it with how much shri and can get and how much money i can save#i live in my hometown but i cna barely afford to live here anymore cause of gentrification#rich bitches from the mainline are slowly taking over and i fuckin hate it#either get drunk at the italian lodge and smoke shitty weed like the rest of us or get the fuck out#on the bright side i can get an acai bowl within walkin distance of my house#but also i gotta be around ml bitches constantly and it’s kinda fuckin unbearable#can’t fucking stand ml bitches#i will only go to the mainline to visits one specific japanese specialty grocery store#and that’s only cause they have shit i can’t get anywhere else#and even the fact they don’t take food stamps is so telling#last time i was there i got into a convo w the cashier about how terrible it is to work in the mainline and how much we hate rich people#look what i’m sayin is living where i live (my gentrified hometown) i will take any and all the free food i can get#food stamps are endlessly helpful but still#can’t hurt to stock up on non perishables#i know what it’s like to survive on nothing but expired canned goods#and thusly i will always have a back stock of non perishable foods#if at all possible#p
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