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blindtaleteller · 1 year ago
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^uh yeah, contrary to city folklore? Chickens don't just eat grain and veggies. They eat meat and protiens too (often small rodents like mice, rats or even cats and raccoons dumb enough to wander into their territory. Dead mammals that wander into coops looking for a free meal, that the flock killed and then started to eat; are an incredibly common find by their keepers) and yes, cannibalizing the unfertilized eggs is even more common a source of both protein and calcium.
It's so common in fact, that in order to deter chickens from cracking those eggs themselves and eating them raw: their humans will often take the cracked ones out asap and cook them (and breaking up the shell into tiny edible parts to cook that too: egg shells are mostly calcium) as part of their feed, to deter them from doing exactly that.
TDLR:
Chickens eat their eggs too, and probably always have as the most available option for protein and calcium.
Humans have been trying, and learning for centuries to millennia how to train the ones they take in not to do that with raw, extra unfertilized eggs and get themselves sick or dead in the process of seeking out that protein rather than waiting for a rando source to come to them: providing them shelter, better over all health conditions and medication when they do, to get better: and yes in exchange.. we get the trade of those extra and healthier eggs that come from animals that are healthier as a result of that partnership.
Also tags.
anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??
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teaboot · 15 days ago
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You're kind of annoying but make some funny posts so I still follow you
don't?
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potionpeddlerpatchy · 8 months ago
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Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.
Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.
Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.
Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.
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martyryo · 2 months ago
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More vamp marla cause I keep thinking about her (click for better quality 😿)
Closeups
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gayforcarstairsgirls · 2 years ago
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Noah Schnapp is more powerful than the United States government
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skruttet · 6 months ago
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Got the chance to bring this up again on Twitter, and though I've posted the summarised version of this from the article on here before, I don't think I've ever posted the actual clip before.
crappy google translate below:
"Our family, it's like the model for this whole thing, the Moomin company. But then... loneliness is a certain form of freedom. I might describe it better by talking about one of my characters who is a vagabond, called Snufkin. He is extremely admired by all the others in the valley because he is completely free. He comes and goes as he wants to, appears and departs, very much himself. Yes, he has been my idol too, but now I have begun to suspect that deep down he is quite self-centred and spoiled. He is a creature of luxury. It's very easy to go out into the wilderness when you're applauded when you get home, right? It's not hard to be alone like that."
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some-pers0n · 3 months ago
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You ever see a post from someone about your favourite character and it's so violently OOC you wonder if they even interacted with the source material a single time
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b0nelessdoodles · 6 months ago
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screw it i'm posting the other little chunk of this silly little au thing 'cause i want to and it might motivate me to idk clean it up and finish it yippee!
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c00lac0la · 2 months ago
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some silly stuff i made for fun lol ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
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causeitshellthatfollows · 2 months ago
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SCOTT SMAJOR
⤷ he/hue/hell/gore/gut/rot
┆chrono 21 ― consang ― IRL
┆radqueer ― paraphile ― DID
┆ rq-demonbro -> rq-ausmpscott -> demonbro-rq -> causeitshellthatfollows
note ⋮ mutuals, please come back. Especially my lovely anonymous askers.
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Cis ⋮ aspd, npd, did, irl/delusional, psychotic
Source Cis ⋮ murderer, royalty, demontailic, horned, programmer
Trans ⋮ fanged, controlling, sickfuck, immortal, coffeeaddict, npd, programmer, abusive, accent (scottish)
Perma ⋮ demon, harmful, abusive, rude, angry, manipulator, god complex, obsessed, controlling
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nostalgia-tblr · 4 months ago
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Huzzah, it is @sifkiweek once more! This year I have not missed the deadline! I am posting this for day one as it fits the “throne” prompt pretty well. I’ve posted it as two chapters just for neatness as the whole thing is almost 9000 words which seemed a wee bit unwieldy for a single chapter - both parts already are up so the fic is complete. 
This year’s fic is a sequel to the fic I wrote for last year’s Sikfi Week, and you should probably at least skim that one so that this one makes sense: Bitter/Sweet 
Anyway, the plot of this fic is that Queen Sif has a baby and this a) scares her and b) makes her reconsider her position on whether or not Thor needs to die. Oh no, a Corruption Arc! 
Title: Loyalty Binds Me (AO3) Fandom: Thor (Movies) Rating: Mature Pairing: Loki/Sif Wordcount: ~8800 Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sequel, King Loki, Queen Sif, A Large & Impossible-To-Ignore Thor-Shaped Hole, Angst, Corruption Arc, Pregnancy, Childbirth, Motherhood, Frigga Does What Frigga Thinks Is Best, Mild Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Violence, Fratricidal Ideation, Treason & Betrayal & All That Fun Stuff, Sifki Week 2024 (Marvel) Summary/Snippet: Sif knows that he has one more point to make, one more argument with which he can hope to win her over. She is already forming the words in her mind when he says them; “And there’s the child to think of too, now.”
PS: I made An Artwork to go with it
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arcanesarts · 1 month ago
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oc-tober day 11: zero escape au
i think joe should be in akane's situation i think it's like a natural progression for him i think he should be in the nonary games. i think if he were in there it would play out exactly the same
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makorragal-312 · 7 months ago
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Honestly, I'm just waiting the Eddiesol relationship to be the breaking point for Chris and he goes off on Eddie about all his past relationships and how annoyed and tired he is of his current one:
Eddie: Chris, why are you so adamant on not getting to know Marisol?
Chris: Why are YOU so adamant on trying to find me a new mom?!
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longeyelashedtragedy · 4 months ago
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hmmm. anyone interested in a fic about franko being weird with 2022 jude bellingham? nothing super explicit just....some Weirdness. see this photo
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akagamiko · 5 days ago
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Here are my political thoughts. I'm not putting it under a read more and I'm not tagging it!! I know a lot of people come here to give themselves a break from real world stuff but sometimes you gotta deal with it (like right now)
Or just scroll by/block if you want idgaf baby!!!
To those in the US: I hope you are okay, get resources for your mental health if needed. Be scared, be pissed off. Don't let anyone tell you your feelings aren't valid because anyone that is queer or disabled or a poc is in for an even bumpier ride than usual.
If you are able: I hope you are involved and engaged in your community because there is no getting progressives into the White House without getting them in at the local level first and that's where you can make the biggest changes. Volunteer with youth or a campaign you feel good about. The DSA have a lot of different chapters in different states if that's your jam.
Remember that progress takes time and does not happen overnight or even over a few years. It is slow as hell and I know that sucks, but we have to be in this for the long haul and for future generations.
The rest of the world: we fucked up for real (again). Sorry for the fallout your countries will inevitably face.
If you voted for Tr*mp: get off my blog before I shoot you with my laser eyes. I do NOT tolerate intolerance. I come from a rural community who are completely brainwashed and!! newsflash!! His 2017 legislation hurt farmers and his tariff plan on John Deere is gonna hurt you again!!!
If you don't "do" politics: well, politics is gonna do you, babydoll, so you might as well!
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some-pers0n · 5 months ago
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Every once in a while I think about the ship I've been obsessed over for close to two years now and feel like I'm ascending to another plane of reality. Like sometimes you just encounter a ship that hits every single mark and is perfect in every regard and you're left stunned how something like that can even exist
#Anyways I'mma put the actual inane ramblings in the tags#Medic and Engie make me so ill every time I think about them for a while I feel like tearing into things and biting people and throwing up#How something like that can exist completely defies me#I don't know how something that perfect can exist#I'm typically a multi-shipper and while I still kinda am I honest to god don't really care to write other ships#Not cause they ain't good (they are pretty damn good) but because Engiemedic is just on another level#Like dammnnn!! that's why I've spent so long writing a fic about them!#I can't fathom it honestly how characters like that can exist#They're like a slightly warped reflection of themselves#They're both intelligent mentally ill lunatics with no morals whatsoever#The only thing is that Engie is marginally better at hiding it#If you go into headcanon territory than WHOO!! OHH DAMNNN#Like what gets me the most about Engiemedic is how they're so similar#They think and exist on the same wavelength#In tune with each other. Their neurons braided like wires#If I start talking about how the machine and the flesh are not opposites but rather one in the same we gonna be here all day#I just can't...believe the ship exists#Like man how does this happen#You want humour? Goofy wacky experiments and silliness of them violating several conventions#You want angst? Hell yeah they've got plenty of it#Fluff? Buddy I start wailing and sobbing if they accidentally brush hands while working on stuff#I could write about them for ages and not get bored they can fit in every circumstance#They make me SICK they make me CRAZY I love them so so much#They would do anything for each other#I look at what they have and I can feel like I understand what love is#I need to write more oneshots and minifics about them they're so flexiable and fun#Can't wait to do parallels with them in these upcoming chapters#Either way GODDDDD I love these two so much I could go on for hours about them#especially if I'm allowed to talk about headcanons#sp-rambles
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