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^uh yeah, contrary to city folklore? Chickens don't just eat grain and veggies. They eat meat and protiens too (often small rodents like mice, rats or even cats and raccoons dumb enough to wander into their territory. Dead mammals that wander into coops looking for a free meal, that the flock killed and then started to eat; are an incredibly common find by their keepers) and yes, cannibalizing the unfertilized eggs is even more common a source of both protein and calcium.
It's so common in fact, that in order to deter chickens from cracking those eggs themselves and eating them raw: their humans will often take the cracked ones out asap and cook them (and breaking up the shell into tiny edible parts to cook that too: egg shells are mostly calcium) as part of their feed, to deter them from doing exactly that.
TDLR:
Chickens eat their eggs too, and probably always have as the most available option for protein and calcium.
Humans have been trying, and learning for centuries to millennia how to train the ones they take in not to do that with raw, extra unfertilized eggs and get themselves sick or dead in the process of seeking out that protein rather than waiting for a rando source to come to them: providing them shelter, better over all health conditions and medication when they do, to get better: and yes in exchange.. we get the trade of those extra and healthier eggs that come from animals that are healthier as a result of that partnership.
Also tags.
anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??
#just sayin#you don't treat the animal feeding you worse than yourself if you're an actual farmer NOT shuffled into place by a large corporation#whether that's as a pay check or otherwise; that's a fact#the amount of dumb and ignorant behind some of the stuf in this realm I've seen is absolutely terrifying#srsly: what planet do those sorts live on#cause it ain't here#farming is a partnership and form of human servitude at the end of the day#the entire purpose IS: to produce safe edible food; and that isn't possible if the animal isn't safe and healthy as possible: PERIOD.#that is a farmer's and breeder's job down to the nitty gritty; last line#and it is life and money consuming#think about THAT the next time you look at a box of eggs#the vaccinations#the visits from the vet#the several times a day check on teh animals#the feed#their housing#their bedding#this isn't a single dog in their case#those who raise animals usually raise; care for; feed and house HERDS in one form or another#and chickens especially are no different there#they're social animals#one chicken will be..okay.#but three or more are SO much healthier as a flock#weird stuff I learned growing up in farm country and in 4H communities who give a damn unlike city kids who eat out of corner stores#and then ignorantly bitch about the falsehoods they're fed by zealous activists just as clueless#again: just sayin'
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You're kind of annoying but make some funny posts so I still follow you
don't?
#Did you want a thank-you??#You said I'm annoying but you *put up with it* cause I ocassionally entertain you#You understand that's a slap in the face right??#I'm not crawling on the floor begging for clicks out here#This blog is a hobby#I LIKE seeing people laugh#But I'd survive without it#Have a better day after this bruh#Idk what you're living like but this ain't it
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Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.
Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.
Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.
Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.
#and I mean the man would go at it till your crying out his name#cause he doesn't give two fucks about what it means to his decorum or repuatation#he's gotta prove a point to his people that he's lucky to have you every single day and night!#and Izuku understands the power play going on here#knows shouto ain't dumb and purposefully left that door open and purposefully took you in your receiving chamber instead of your bedroom#where there would be more privacy#the only thing now is#does Izuku stay and watch? or does he scamper away and try and forget how your face looked contorted in pleasure?#all he knows is he won't be able to meet you eye for a long while#and all I know is that those rumors stop after that night for SURE#i'm being bold on the dash today#thought has been running rampant in my mind for HOURS#so here we are#🔮.the peddler mumbles#shouto todoroki#shouto x reader#bnha shouto#shouto smut
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More vamp marla cause I keep thinking about her (click for better quality 😿)
Closeups
#fight club#fight club 1999#marla singer#rator is here too but this ain't about him#doodle canvas from car that went too far#when will I be free from pouring effort in stuff#also if you saw me post this by accident no you didn't#oughh I lovee drawing her eyes#making marla vampire design was the most therapeutic thing I've ever done#worrying about the colors cause I'm never normal about them#average mar drawing is two colors and 40 halftones#uhm uhm#maybe I'm making an au#maybe maybe#big maybe#we'll see...#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#martyryo
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Noah Schnapp is more powerful than the United States government
#how hilarious is it that suez canal is also trending under the second one#what an insane day#learned two wildly different pieces of information this morning#noah schnapp#us politics#speaker of the house#kevin mccarthy#as refreshing as it is to see someone ELSE's gov fall apart for a change and as funny as all the memes are#genuinely sorry to all the non-republican americans on here cause like this ain't lookin good#stranger things
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Got the chance to bring this up again on Twitter, and though I've posted the summarised version of this from the article on here before, I don't think I've ever posted the actual clip before.
crappy google translate below:
"Our family, it's like the model for this whole thing, the Moomin company. But then... loneliness is a certain form of freedom. I might describe it better by talking about one of my characters who is a vagabond, called Snufkin. He is extremely admired by all the others in the valley because he is completely free. He comes and goes as he wants to, appears and departs, very much himself. Yes, he has been my idol too, but now I have begun to suspect that deep down he is quite self-centred and spoiled. He is a creature of luxury. It's very easy to go out into the wilderness when you're applauded when you get home, right? It's not hard to be alone like that."
#always makes me laugh just the idea of a creator years later going 'ive sussed the bugger out now' gfdjksl#she proper lays into him here too it's great 😂 get his ass tove#and i love it cause it's true! and i like that in November he does learn that he takes the moomins for granted etc.!#tove jansson#snufkin#does also remind me of her realising atos' flakiness ain't worth it that you kinda see in 'fair play'#and I'm sure there was an overlap there for her
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You ever see a post from someone about your favourite character and it's so violently OOC you wonder if they even interacted with the source material a single time
#sp-rambles#Saw a comic and my brain kept repeating “he would not fucking say that he would not fucking act like that he would never do this”#Like dude are we talking about the same character here 'cause that ain't them
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screw it i'm posting the other little chunk of this silly little au thing 'cause i want to and it might motivate me to idk clean it up and finish it yippee!
#cookie run#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#it ain't obvious but also#tw death#creme university au#i made a passing comment about blueberry yogurt having died in a more metaphorical sense#and my friend said okay but like what if he actually died would that be traumatic or what#and now we're here and i love it so bad cause then -points at mystic flour-#anyway something something shadow milk died and pure vanilla had to bring his ass back to life and its all very tragic#cause he isn't the same person he was before but pure vanilla still loves him all the same#these two make me ill when i think about them im so glad they're married and being domestic they deserve it#so funny to be saying that about a character who in canon is a fuckin' shithead shadow milk i love you so bad
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some silly stuff i made for fun lol ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
#sfw interaction only#sfw agere#agere art#not tagging the fandom/community cause they don't need to see this#if you wanna reblog this go on ahead i ain't stopping you :]#i just hope the mari0 m@dness community is fine with an age regressor like me in here hjgkds
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SCOTT SMAJOR
⤷ he/hue/hell/gore/gut/rot
┆chrono 21 ― consang ― IRL
┆radqueer ― paraphile ― DID
┆ rq-demonbro -> rq-ausmpscott -> demonbro-rq -> causeitshellthatfollows
note ⋮ mutuals, please come back. Especially my lovely anonymous askers.
Cis ⋮ aspd, npd, did, irl/delusional, psychotic
Source Cis ⋮ murderer, royalty, demontailic, horned, programmer
Trans ⋮ fanged, controlling, sickfuck, immortal, coffeeaddict, npd, programmer, abusive, accent (scottish)
Perma ⋮ demon, harmful, abusive, rude, angry, manipulator, god complex, obsessed, controlling
#( 🫀 ) — ❝ Every time I look around I see what a fiend made ❞ ; Aimey Dearest#( 🍬 ) — ❝ It's okay to get startled and be afraid of the dark ❞ ; para#( 🩸 ) — ❝ And I've already started there ain't no saving your heart ❞ ; nsft#( 💍 ) — ❝ So come all you misfits ❞ ; id collection#( 📿 ) — ❝ Lets this dagger cut jaggedly while you're gasping so rapidly ❞ ; original content#( 👑 ) — ❝ I'll just wait here to swallow your soul and tear you apart ❞ ; transID collection#( 🔥 ) — ❝ I'm not really bad I'm just made up of bad things ❞ ; anonymous inquiries#( 🍷 ) — ❝ 'Cause it's Hell that follows! ❞ ; inquiries#( ⛧ ) — ❝ Born with the soul that don't wanna be saved ❞ ; reblogs#rq please interact#pro radqueer#rq safe#pro radq#🌈🍓 safe#pro rq 🌈🍓#radqueer 🌈🍓#rqc 🌈🍓#rq 🌈🍓#pinned post
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Huzzah, it is @sifkiweek once more! This year I have not missed the deadline! I am posting this for day one as it fits the “throne” prompt pretty well. I’ve posted it as two chapters just for neatness as the whole thing is almost 9000 words which seemed a wee bit unwieldy for a single chapter - both parts already are up so the fic is complete.
This year’s fic is a sequel to the fic I wrote for last year’s Sikfi Week, and you should probably at least skim that one so that this one makes sense: Bitter/Sweet
Anyway, the plot of this fic is that Queen Sif has a baby and this a) scares her and b) makes her reconsider her position on whether or not Thor needs to die. Oh no, a Corruption Arc!
Title: Loyalty Binds Me (AO3) Fandom: Thor (Movies) Rating: Mature Pairing: Loki/Sif Wordcount: ~8800 Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sequel, King Loki, Queen Sif, A Large & Impossible-To-Ignore Thor-Shaped Hole, Angst, Corruption Arc, Pregnancy, Childbirth, Motherhood, Frigga Does What Frigga Thinks Is Best, Mild Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Violence, Fratricidal Ideation, Treason & Betrayal & All That Fun Stuff, Sifki Week 2024 (Marvel) Summary/Snippet: Sif knows that he has one more point to make, one more argument with which he can hope to win her over. She is already forming the words in her mind when he says them; “And there’s the child to think of too, now.”
PS: I made An Artwork to go with it
#my fic#sifkiweek24#does thor actually die in this? i ain't tellin!#the fic is m-rated but that's maybe too high - there's a bit of fade-to-black sex & a violent death & a brief childbirth scene#i erred very much on the side of caution with the rating (as i tend to - you're less likely to get in trouble that way right?)#i made the graphic to procrastinate making the fic itself but i have finished on time anyway! hurrah!#sifki#frigga is a Protective Mother in this too but the thing is... Frigga has more than one son to protect (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)#note: i generally only give characters a baby if it'll cause problems for them in some way#(i just don't want you to get your hopes up for adorable kidfic here and then be disappointed by all the angst and dysfunction)
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oc-tober day 11: zero escape au
i think joe should be in akane's situation i think it's like a natural progression for him i think he should be in the nonary games. i think if he were in there it would play out exactly the same
#artists on tumblr#my ocs#my oc#oc#joe#willow's art#NOT tagging the fandom this ain't for them IDUHALISUDH#there was gonna be a lot more to this but holy fuckkkk. 4 days for one sprite? i'm so tired bro#and i still have comic pages i gotta finalize today!!!!!!!#if you're looking at the tags tho hi funny lil secret info for you#i've also got thoughts about v1r (censored to keep out of tags) and i think that would be a separate thing#cause i j. i just wanna see joe in the ab game soooooo bad#he's gonna play that shit to win man#sweetest guy in the world but the moment he has a chance he is OUTTA here#he doesn't want to be part of this. this isn't his fucking problem. he's going home#i don't think he'd hit betray every single time in every timeline but he would certainly be considering it
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Honestly, I'm just waiting the Eddiesol relationship to be the breaking point for Chris and he goes off on Eddie about all his past relationships and how annoyed and tired he is of his current one:
Eddie: Chris, why are you so adamant on not getting to know Marisol?
Chris: Why are YOU so adamant on trying to find me a new mom?!
#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 twitter#911 season 7#911 s7#911 s7 speculation#eddie díaz#christopher diaz#911 eddie#911 christopher#911 marisol#diaz boys#buckley diaz family#I saw something on twitter (probably an interview) where Ryan was talking about gavin#and how he played christopher off of how he played Eddie#so chris was probably bottling up his emotions#now I want him to snap at his dad#because I can only imagine how tired he is of his compute nonsense#bringing home girlfriend after girlfriend and they keep on leaving#now adding the layer of the trauma from shannon#and probably feeling like Eddie is trying to replace her#and it doesn't help that Pepa kept on arranging dates#he's probably sick of it all#and he wants it to end#I still headcanon that he didn't bother getting to know marisol cause he knows she ain't staying#and she keeps making the effort to connect but he ain't budging#he's just like “oh you're still here?”
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hmmm. anyone interested in a fic about franko being weird with 2022 jude bellingham? nothing super explicit just....some Weirdness. see this photo
#(it would have a bit of christine in it...i'm sorry! but not too much!)#(she's in the picture...this ain't no No Wives/Girlfriends AU)#(but mostly it would be about...Weird Shit)#(cause there's a decent amount of franko/jude lore here and jude is in style these days)#(fic saga)
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Here are my political thoughts. I'm not putting it under a read more and I'm not tagging it!! I know a lot of people come here to give themselves a break from real world stuff but sometimes you gotta deal with it (like right now)
Or just scroll by/block if you want idgaf baby!!!
To those in the US: I hope you are okay, get resources for your mental health if needed. Be scared, be pissed off. Don't let anyone tell you your feelings aren't valid because anyone that is queer or disabled or a poc is in for an even bumpier ride than usual.
If you are able: I hope you are involved and engaged in your community because there is no getting progressives into the White House without getting them in at the local level first and that's where you can make the biggest changes. Volunteer with youth or a campaign you feel good about. The DSA have a lot of different chapters in different states if that's your jam.
Remember that progress takes time and does not happen overnight or even over a few years. It is slow as hell and I know that sucks, but we have to be in this for the long haul and for future generations.
The rest of the world: we fucked up for real (again). Sorry for the fallout your countries will inevitably face.
If you voted for Tr*mp: get off my blog before I shoot you with my laser eyes. I do NOT tolerate intolerance. I come from a rural community who are completely brainwashed and!! newsflash!! His 2017 legislation hurt farmers and his tariff plan on John Deere is gonna hurt you again!!!
If you don't "do" politics: well, politics is gonna do you, babydoll, so you might as well!
#this ain't a harris endorsement but if you voted for trump get the hell away from me#the dem party is so fucking stupid to run a campaign pandering to white centrists don't get me started#MY POINT IS#community is important!!#love is important!!#if leaving the country is what is best for you and you're financial able good for you i guess#I was born here and feel some twisted horrible need to stay here and try to fix it#the US is a world leader and we really have a domino affect that impacts the entire world whether you want to admit it or not#his last presidency caused a lot of far right nut jobs to come out of hiding around the world AND helped them take leadership positions#the US has been in a shitpile for ages#pick up a shovel for those who can't and help dig!!#voting matters!! climate change is real! vaccines save lives!!#we live in an age of disinformation and heavy apathy!!#don't let it win!!#he's gonna try to start taking rights away on DAY ONE!!#but at least the economy is going to get worse too#end my soapbox rant#actually last thing: STOP painting melania as some innocent gold digger who hates him#(i'm petty and still haven't forgiven her for renovating jackie kennedy's rose garden but there are tapes of her defending him)#she knows what she's doing and is okay with what he's doing and is not a victim just STOP#okay now i'm done for realsies this time
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Every once in a while I think about the ship I've been obsessed over for close to two years now and feel like I'm ascending to another plane of reality. Like sometimes you just encounter a ship that hits every single mark and is perfect in every regard and you're left stunned how something like that can even exist
#Anyways I'mma put the actual inane ramblings in the tags#Medic and Engie make me so ill every time I think about them for a while I feel like tearing into things and biting people and throwing up#How something like that can exist completely defies me#I don't know how something that perfect can exist#I'm typically a multi-shipper and while I still kinda am I honest to god don't really care to write other ships#Not cause they ain't good (they are pretty damn good) but because Engiemedic is just on another level#Like dammnnn!! that's why I've spent so long writing a fic about them!#I can't fathom it honestly how characters like that can exist#They're like a slightly warped reflection of themselves#They're both intelligent mentally ill lunatics with no morals whatsoever#The only thing is that Engie is marginally better at hiding it#If you go into headcanon territory than WHOO!! OHH DAMNNN#Like what gets me the most about Engiemedic is how they're so similar#They think and exist on the same wavelength#In tune with each other. Their neurons braided like wires#If I start talking about how the machine and the flesh are not opposites but rather one in the same we gonna be here all day#I just can't...believe the ship exists#Like man how does this happen#You want humour? Goofy wacky experiments and silliness of them violating several conventions#You want angst? Hell yeah they've got plenty of it#Fluff? Buddy I start wailing and sobbing if they accidentally brush hands while working on stuff#I could write about them for ages and not get bored they can fit in every circumstance#They make me SICK they make me CRAZY I love them so so much#They would do anything for each other#I look at what they have and I can feel like I understand what love is#I need to write more oneshots and minifics about them they're so flexiable and fun#Can't wait to do parallels with them in these upcoming chapters#Either way GODDDDD I love these two so much I could go on for hours about them#especially if I'm allowed to talk about headcanons#sp-rambles
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