#cause holyyyyy shit

[possumkingluca]

So I've realized something... Because my party's kind of base of operations right now is my character's house (because where else are we supposed to keep all these fucking people when the DM STEALS OUR AIRSHIP ☹), my character's parents have had to watch their only son come home many times after months of being away... with wounds that vary in levels of severeness, with scars that he's probably pretty reluctant to elaborate on how he got them, and also watch as he just progressively appears more and more upset and angry and tired all of the time. Hell it seems like if he's called that old childhood nickname one more time he might just break down into tears. And it's not like he's going to talk about it. Azazel would frankly rather drink until he's blacked out then even think about the possibility of him considering telling someone he might be unhappy... Despite it being pretty obvious he is, and despite him constantly very clearly losing it, or at least being on the verge of losing it. He'd rather claim everything's perfectly fine and get away from the conversation as fast as possible. And yeah, he's never been one to really open up, but this seems extreme, even for him. And I mean yeah, his friends have had to watch this take place too, multiple of which witnessing the fights in which he gains those scars and wounds... but also you have to consider that they went to Strixhaven with him. These people have witnessed Azazel at some of his lowest and highest points, this isn't really that new. "Oh Azazel's losing it again? Yeah no shit." I mean of course it doesn't mean they don't worry about him. I think Rubina is damn near ready to shove the little fucker in a psych ward, but, y'know....

[afraid-of-detriment]

THANKS INSTAGRAM EXPLORE PAGE IM GONNA GO FUCKING INSANE

[buck-yyyy]

is it silly that i genuinely think learning to do my makeup is one of the best things i’ve ever done?

tags for an explanation-

[its-no-biggie]

okay you know what. ive been thinking about the time between chuuya shooting dazai and dazai revealing himself to fyodor. and ive decided that we were ROBBED. cause like. dazai comes out with a splint on his leg and his shoulder wound *not* bleeding through his shirt. and like, chuuya was RIGHT THERE. he followed right behind dazai when dazai confronted fyodor. so surely. SURELY chuuya helped patch up dazais injuries. at the very least he got the splint for him. and holyyyyy shit does that have potential. like

chuuya visibly dropping the ruse and asking in a panic if dazai is okay. dazai sits up and makes fun of him for being worried and then whines dramatically about the wound in his shoulder. chuuyas like "youre such a pain, i shouldve killed you right then and there" and then settles down next to him to help fix him up.

chuuya is talking while he bandages dazais shoulder (definitely not to distract dazai from the pain. definitely not because he likes talking to dazai. definitely not because hes dealing with a lot of strong emotions and doesnt want to think about any of it. hes doing it to annoy dazai, obviously). probably complaining about having to pretend to be a vampire and how annoying it was, and then dazai makes fun of him for like. his vampire teeth or something, so chuuya scowls and aggressively tightens the bandage to get him to stop laughing (it only partially works, because dazai does stop laughing to yell at him to ease up, but hes still got that glint in his eye. asshole).

chuuya asking if dazai can walk (but not like "omg are you okay???" more like "if you ask me to carry you ill shoot you again") and dazai makes a comment about how he WOULD but SOMEONE was too rough when stopping the elevator and chuuya yells that its not as easy as it looks and maybe next time he'll just let the elevator crash. he still asks him what he needs to do for it though. bonus points if he like. rips a hole in the wall to make the splint. you know he fucking would

they both know they should be hurrying- even without the fyodor thing, they should want to be done with this and get away from each other as quickly as possible, since they /hate each other so much/. but its their first quiet moment in a while (well. not really quiet because theyre literally always bickering. but quiet because neither of them are fighting or dying) and, while they would never admit it, theyre savouring the time together. and if either of them notices how unhurried the other person is, they dont bring it up.

do you get me???? i wanna see them argue like children i wanna see the comforting familiarity of being alone together i wanna see a hint of affection buried under no less than 20 layers of repression GIVE ME THE SOUKOKU CONTENT YOU COWARDS. sigh...... *opens ao3*

[giggly-squiggily]

WIND BREAKER WIND BREAKER WIND BREAKER AND LEE!SUO HEHHEHEHE I LOVEDDDDD SEEING THAT ON YOUR PAGE HOLYYYYY

Sharing a quick thought about Suo. He’s definitely ticklish on his sides and stomach but it’s very situational. If he’s been like pinned down and it’s his bare tum and the ler is super soft and teasy, THATS when Suo breaks. I could definitely see a scene where Sakura is complaining that Suo isn’t ticklish on his stomach but Neiri to have notes somehow on it where he’s like “oh no he is, you just need to be gentle and know what to do and say!” Provoking Sakura to aquire someone to help him with it and for Neiri to be there to direct him on what to do.

Sakura ends up getting a lesson on how to be gentle while still having someone at his mercy and who better then Suo 🙏🙏😤

Ume sees them all tickling Suo and gets super excited and is like “oooh! Tickles fight! My favorite” blah blah blah something about team bonding.

(Headcanons to Dabbles: OFFICIALLY CLOSED)

EJKRKJERJEKJ HELP SUO- I don't know if you wanted this as a dabble or just wanted to share, but I wrote it anyway cause how could I NOT??? It's so perfect and Suo as a lee needs more love! I've gotcha covered!

CW: swearing

“You’re full of shit.” Sakura accused.

“Watch your mouth.” Suo chided, to whom neither boy knew. Neiri carried on anyway.

“No, I’m serious! Suo is ticklish on his stomach- you just have to know what to do.” He waved his “Top Secret” notebook like a bible. “I have witness reports!”

“Who the hell tickled him before-” Sakura began, but his answer was sitting not far from him, talking to Toma. Umemiya caught his eye before winking. Did he know what they were discussing?

Who cares- he had evidence now! “What do you have to do?”

“Sakura, I’d highly advise you don’t.” Suo’s smile grew a tad strained, leaning away when his friends turned to grin at him. “I can’t guarantee your physical wellbeing if you try anything…” “That’s the first step, actually- pin him down!”

“On it!” Umemiya ran over, confirming his earlier suspicions as he wrestled Suo to the ground. “Squirmy guy, aren’t you? Sugishita, help me!”

“No don’t-” Suo’s cries were lost as said boy tackled him, adding to the fray. Before long, the long haired teen had him in a hold; sitting above his head with his legs pressing into his outstretched arms. He further added to the hold by grabbing onto Suo’s wrists, the grip firm but comfortable. “This is a bit unnecessary, no?”

“Hehehe, gotcha! Okay, Neiri, what’s next?” Umemiya asked from his spot across Suo’s lower legs, hands on his chin and feet kicking happily like a child. The blonde nearly forgot how to speak being in the presence of their top guy.

“E-Erm, okay! Right- eh- you have to be super gentle- feather gentle! It’s better if you do it on bare skin.” Neiri nodded, flustering some at the last part. Sakura shrugged and did as he was told, shoving up Suo’s shirt.

“Gentle, gentle? Like barely touching him?”

“Sakura, dohohon’t you dahahhahare!” The first few giggles that slipped out nearly made him stop there. “Aheahhaha, nohohohoho!”

“Holy- it’s working!” Sakura was shocked to the core. He thought Suo’s ears were the only bad part on him, but this? This was just as exciting as a discovery.

“Told you. Nothing in my notes is incorrect! Well- except that one thing..and the other thing..” Neiri hummed as he flipped through his pages, Sakura carrying on gently tickling Suo while Umemiya gave him the occasional pointer. “I might need to update this soon.”

“No worries on that right now- come; help Sakura!” Umemiya invited him over, making Neiri puff with surprise. “Enjoy your youth through the power of tickle fights! It’s good for team bonding!”

“O-Okay! Right!”

“Suo’s gonna kill them.” Toma mused outloud to his own group, laughing some when said boy squealed. “Or at the very least- he’s gonna make them wish they never tickled him.”

“Hm. How much do you want to bet? I’m saying 10000 yen Suo’s gonna go afterrrr Sakurrrra first.” Enomoto declared.

“20000 yen he goes for blondie.” Kaji mumbled around his lollipop. Toma snickered.

“You’re on.”

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

hii mac hi hi hi. I'm here to ask. About mark winters nhw edition. How the Fuck is he doing after ashe gets mused. Does he track the news. Does he think about overlord and having shit forcefully done to his body via evil lizard science and does he think about the trickster and ashe's clothing and piercings and his whole body language changing. Does mark Not Think about the blood staining both of them but Jesus fucking Christ at least overlord never told him to eat a guy at least he *could* say no when asked to hurt a baby. I don't fjcking remember how long the chatacter limit for asks are but mark winters who went to inane (wave)lengths to try to protect his kid waking up and learning the fucking. Events that lead up to ashe disappearing. It's bad enough in canon that mark was in the same room but God im thinking about about the next time he sees ashe and it takes a second for him to even recognize him under all that glitz and pizazz. anyway sorry yeah 🎤 what's your thoughts about mark winters during the muse period

- @suckinitup

GODDDD SUCK YOU HAVE WONDERFUL TIMING I literally justttt finished sketching him for my halloween art... here u can have a preview Just For You because I rlly rlly like how his face turned out . also putting all of this under a cut because holyyyyy shit I love to talk about this guy

<< this is NOT nhw mark but like. still counts. hes wearing a costume <3

anyway. hello. spins around ominously in my big tall villain chair and puts my hands on the table. beloved mutual suckinitup. you have asked me a wonderful question :)

BAD. THE ANSWER IS BAD. HES DOING BAD. HES DOING REALLY BAD !!!!!!!!!!!

<< i dont think tide would text him but if he did it would look like this.

he wakes up from overlord mutations not knowing how to use half his body and his vision and balance are all fucked up but that doesnt fucking matter because ashe is missing! and he doesnt have to worry about overlord anymore apparently because hes been turned to soup! by ashe! hes doing BAD man! hes worried and hes paranoid and hes fucking scared and hes mad at basically everything (at ashe for leaving, at the wards for taking him in, at tide for not protecting them, at HIMSELF for not protecting him, at overlord for the everything, at the simurgh for causing all of this in the first place!) and. literally the only other person he has in the entire world killed a guy badly and went missing so mark does not have a need to go around in civilian clothes anymore. hes not mark right now hes wavelength. whos mark. my son calls me mark and hes not fucking here right now is he. he OBVIOUSLY does not work with the wards in trying to find ashe, but i think they try to talk to him. because they feel bad, because theyre scared too, because they want his help. he doesnt listen to them.

aaand then they get the note from trickster and they actually see ashe and they see trickster use his powers and take him back to Amity and i think theyre just too... overwhelmed and angry and scared and worried to even think about mark, whose last interaction with them was telling them to fuck off because they nearly got his son killed. so they dont tell him. so he doesnt know until he sees the news, probably like. maybe a week or two after the wards find out (trickster needs time to practice using his powers :) and find him silly little outfits :)

uhhhhh. yeah. fuck. undecided WHERE mark is when he sees the news, i think it would be awful if he was just. like. u know how in movies or cartoons sometimes someone will be walking by a store window thats just full of tvs all on some dramatically appropriate news channel. maybe its like that. and the worst part is i dont think he recognizes ashe at first. like. as much as muse Does Not cover his face and his identity is PLAINLY in the open... i think theres juuuust enough of an uncanny difference with the hair and the outfit and the makeup that if youre not looking closely its easy to miss who he is. because hes SO MUCH not like ashe. (and i think the fact that he didnt recognize him immediately also eats away at mark. how could you not recognize your own son idiot!) but like. as soon as the pieces click and he realizes it like.... oh he has to fucking break down. i think he just like. freezes eyes glued to the screen watching ashe rip apart a city block with his powers and laughing about it, but then he kind of snaps out of it and is just so fucking overwhelmed with rage and grief and a billion other emotions that he smashes the fucking tv. just puts a fist straight through it. hes lucky he cant really be electrocuted. and then he IMMEDIATELY regrets that because now he needs to find a different place to see the news because he Cant Not Know whats happening.

this whole time btw there is this huuuuuge overwhelming looming fear of the confirmation that THIS is the thing simurgh marked them for. he thought it was the overlord thing but this is So Much Worse. (this is. not true. simurgh didnt actually mark either of them for anything. he doesnt know that though). so in marks head it all comes crashing down like. oh god oh fuck everything ive done our whole lives meant absolutely fucking nothing because it all happened anyway. and i think he should feel awful about that. he kept ashe literally locked away for his whole life for nothing. but at the same time theres a tiny part of his mind that just wants to go I TOLD YOU SO because the Moment he let ashe go even a little bit. this happens. hes very conflicted about this.

anyway yeah he obsessively tracks the news every time there is a new muse sighting he goes there but hes not Fast Enough a lot of the time (because hes stubborn and wont ask for help) so a lot of the time he just has to sit there in the wreckage and realize that his boy is the one that did that (except its Not his boy. i dont know if he knows that yet though)

speaking of which. man i gotta talk to ros about this. how the hell does mark figure out whos controlling ashe. i mean. like. he KNOWS that thats Not Ashe ever since the beginning. bc his kid wouldnt do that or dress like that or talk like that or laugh like that. but when does he actually figure out its the trickster? i think we need to force him into having a conversation with the wards. i think failsafe should punch him so hard his mask cracks and they should tell him hes being fucking stupid . and then they tell him about the trickster. and mark probably does all this research into amity and the chaos zone and shit. but he Cannot get into amity, especially not by himself. so hes stuck in the cycle of just following the muse news (hehe fun rhyme)

i dont remember if ive ever made a post about this or if it was just in one of mine and ros back and forth in the replies on a post thing. however. i think mark should get to talk to muse once and its a relallylly really really good parallel of when ashe first triggered. beacuse mark Knows this is him in his breaker state and the only thing he knows to do to get ashe out of breaker state is to just. sit there and talk to him until he calms down. so i just have this image of like. muse all fucked up and bloody and emotionless just staring at mark who is. on the opposite side of a roof or an alley or something and he takes off his mask and hes just Talking. about everything about nothing about random shit hes just talking. and the thing is like... it works. a little bit. muse sort of kind of drops out of breaker state just a little, just enough for tricksters hold to slip on him the tiniest bit, and trickster isnt in the immediate vicinity right now so he doesnt notice right away. and suddenly its ashe crying and delirious and hes jsut. apologizing for losing marks jacket. but he doesnt move he doesnt get any closer and when mark runs forward toward him he flinches so hard it snaps him back into breaker state and suddenly hes muse again and mark gets thrown back with. feathers detached from muses costume that suddenly have the density of bricks. and muse is gone. (simurgh parallels here btw . and if tide was here he would see parallels to elle and it would hurt so bad. but tide is busy with the wards so he doesnt see that.)

(i was on the pinterest board earlier so this is the costume insp im imagining him wearing at the time hehe i love simurgh parallels)

[ofallplaceswhythis]

tcoptp thoughts pt.10

im skipping im skipping im skipping im skipping im-

Chasity..... i am trying so hard and i may be biased but.....

....omg, thats why - its all connecting. holyyyyy fuckk

So nice that tomny and tonya decided to send him his very own guitar for his birthday!! theyre such good friends [delusion :( ]

Sirius and Remus' friendship is so overlooked in this fandom its so sweet there is a reason they are friends to lovers guys

james's hatred towards antlers and remus's face covered in chocolate need to be drawn where is the fanart

SHIT THE SEX TAPE?????? WTHHH

LILY TOLD JAMES SHE LOVED HIM?!?!?! gosh the gossip - and they're fictional

Y'know what snape, you are just a coward who hides behind words in order to get his way, and you have no real friends because, guess what, YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PERSON. And literally nobody cares about you and you will die alone with my knife in your stomach regretting every single action in your entire pitiful existence as I watch the life leave your eyes and constantly remind you that the only reason you had survived this long was because you were such a disgusting person that nobody could get near you without projectile vomiting on your head, which may be the reason why your hair is so greasy. You are meaningless like a mosquito and you will perish not only physically but from memory as well because as soon as you are dead literally no one will care about you. You are that boy that rips apart insect limbs from their bodies and you will meet your demise. No matter what your backstory is that does not justify the abuse you caused and thus you will suffer the consequences. You will die by a poison coated blade and be it whoever it is there will always be the sound of laughter and fireworks that will soon follow after your corpse is disposed of. The only way you will be able to survive is if we bury you alive with worms eating your body and your screams reverberating of the cold, concrete walls, knowing that you will never be found again. The world will become a better place as soon as you are gone from it.

aww they're all so cute <3333 ily lily

REMUS HAS A CRUSH ON SIRIUS PINING'S COMING FUCK

And with that, the first half of the fanfic comes to a close. [👏👏] [ literally had to pace for a few minutes]

ily wolfstar but i just feel so bad for marlene. Im sorry girl :(

And immediatly starting with angst. fucking amazing [WHY TOM]

'where we're going? it aint home' and why dont i just FALL ON MY SPEAR LIKE A ROMAN WHOSE OBSESSED WITH SACRIFICING THEMSELF. UGH. WHYYYYYYYYY

Them not picking up the phone when Tonya leaves but picking up the phone after Remus does is just - holy fuck

ughh remus why do you have to say stuff like that

Remus's queer panic is honestly a mood

no wait whats happening. ...did they just break up...?

why get into a car accident when you can just read Tonya's letter?

tell me a story is really starting to sound like tell me a secret and i am not ready to handle that kind of mentality at this time

sirius are you hearing urself 'ill never leave you' typa shit

ok the mutual pining is about to commence and i am not ready

[depressedalbedokinnie]

#I SWEAR ITS NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS. LISTEN.... #this goes so hard #i barely ubderstand anything theyre saying cause my english sucks BUT HOLYYYYY SHIIIIT #TJIS SHIT SLAPS

really wasnt sure how to title this one without getting cancelled

[solidwater05]

Holyyyyy shit what’s going on with Terro rn

Nothing good! I wonder how this'll affect their attitude towards the minor conflicts he usually causes on purpose

I wonder if Gabriel and Tyria will ever get distracted fighting each other and give the rest of the cast some more time to plan and prepare?

[tsukkiism]

i should write y'all something tbh

[cosmic-aria]

Everyone talks about Elizabeth Swann as the pirate king being their gay awakening but what about Elena De la Vega??? Like are y’all too young to remember or did you just forget cause holyyyyy shit

[floralovebot]

Jayyy pls tell me you’ve read the new fic by the writer who wrote retired!! It’s so gooddd!!!!

I HAVE NOW

HOLY SHIT BABE THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS!!!

Here's the link for anyone interested (read it 👺)! I'm gonna put all my thoughts under a read more cause I am gonna spoil it's impossible not to !!

FIRST HOLY SHIT

This person never fails to amaze me!! I thought Retired was good but holyyyyy I loved this one so much!! Seeing so much of Helia's internal dialogue was so good! And just like Retired, it felt completely in character. You already know how much I can't stand Helia fics because so many people get his characterization wrong so I'm always pleasantly surprised and extremely happy to see someone get him right.

I loved the self assured attitude here! So many people get this wrong about Helia. They think he's egotistic and cocky when he really just knows what he's capable of (and what he isn't). I loved how he knew he could do it but also knew there was a chance of failure.

AND THE SKYLIA DYNAMICS LOOORRRDDD I loved seeing both of them do that "well he just needs to trust me" thing that was so cute and in character for both of them! And Sky confronting slash comforting him at the end :') I really, really liked Sky's characterization in this! He has those "boo i'm the leader" moments that some fans hate but is in character for him while also highlighting his more caring and worrying side! And it didn't feel like he was Just thinking about the team overall either! You could tell he was genuinely worried about Helia and that was so refreshing to see.

And god... where to start with Helia... I loved the suicidal ideology there because that is so common in the military. "I won't have to deal with the fallout if I die" is such a common thought when you're dealing with constant life or death situations and responsible for other people's lives. I really like how the author keeps drawing from his past experiences and how they shaped his current thought process, especially in regard to how Shadowfaunt messed with his mind. How he just kind of accepted those thoughts because he's had them before? Being able to move past them because he Knows that's not okay and Sky and everyone else doesn't deserve that? SO GOOD

And I really like how they explore his feelings after that mission! Him making more mistakes (which we know is something that literally kills him)? Him hiding away to have a panic attack? Knowing that everyone else knows something is wrong but can't bring himself to bring it up or talk to anyone?

I also LOVE how Sky mentions that the specialists consider him a friend but they're not sure what he considers them because that is exactly what happened!! So many people think they just accepted him blindly or that they never even got close to him which like... no... Showing that they see him as a friend and want to be closer but they're not sure how Helia sees them in return??? BABE

And ANOTHER THING!! I really liked Riven's characterization here too! I liked how he was clearly worried about Helia but also being more aggressive and a little petty about it too. He was undermining Helia but he was also fully worried about him and yknow... didn't want him to die. I feel like this is really on brand for how Riven shows his concern!

Idk man I'm just obsessed with this writer and how they portray everyone... I honestly can't wait for the longer fic they mentioned because bro.... I'm not sure if this fic is in the same universe as Retired but I feel like they could be! I really liked how Helia very crassly moved over talking about how his teammate died and how he had to clean up the mess? LIKE WHEW That's some tough fucking shit no wonder he was close to dropping himself

I really admire how strong everyone is portrayed in this fic! The winx with dealing with the effects of Darkar's Fortress, the specialists for trying to help them while also not dying, Helia's whole fucking deal, Helia for not giving up and wanting to keep going, Sky for not judging him or hating him for what he said... just... everything about this is so good i'm gonna be thinking about this for ages :')

[1111jenx]

yeah yeah give us more tea on Virgo rising dear <3

Thanks, luv!

Hey cutie,

I'm really weak when it comes to mercurian placements tbh but i'll spill some more tea for ya 😉

This is my on-going rising sign series

Virgo Rising 🫖:

More aggressive than they look. RBF but will also bite you if they can. A lot of Virgo Rising I know have BAD anger issues😍

They know that they're a lil self-centered HAHAHAHAHA they cant shut up about their amazing lifestyle like we know you have amazing schedule and work ethics, shudduuppooo

health conscious to the max. i touched base on this already but omg they actually care sm abt their health its crazyyyyy

naturally sarcastic. that 3H scorpio never stops working. their minds and jokes are hella dry but HILARIOUS bro would make a joke and start giggling by themselves like excuse me?😭

critical💓🥳 will give you shit for what u did like they gonna give it to u straight up<3 like if they don't wanna do something they're just gonna say no LMFAOOO no one can makes them do shits

surprisingly very into venusian people, they find harmony with them (Libra + Taurus placements)

*disappear for 3 weeks* "hey guys im back whats good how u doing do u need my help with something?"

just wanna help u out, let them.

uhhhhhhhhhh they're actually very stubborn. esp in love LMFAOOOO who says they're simps? if you wrong them in love they will deadass become hella scary💀

surprisingly calm and great at saying shits to get out of trouble. lie without blinking twice. master of communication but they don't look like that

also VERY good with high authority.

nostalgic. harder time letting toxic people go🤡

very very very forgiving. after a period of screaming and hate they will forgive you if you are sincere and make it up to them.

attract emotionally volatile people💀💀

a need to shelter, heal, change and ground stucked up people. they love love lost people too sksksksk

random af. will just be watching something and just start talking about wanting to travel to cuba and have a new job there or something

love sensitive people, secretly very judgy and hate people who are emotionally absent

naturally drawn to Pisces placements (7H) and tend to have a VERY soft spot for these people. will always justify their wrongs.

loners or a long term relationships no in between🙂

SEX APPEAL. HOLYYYYY IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE JUST WANNA SUBMIT TO THEM

actually are pretty demanding. when they say they want something , they gonna get it💀

can actually see sides of issues easily. pretty objective if it doesnt involve them. can become amazing peace makers.

lowkey people pleaser tho. will feel bad if they abandon u

a secret love for the occult. love tarot readings and thinking abt philosophical ideas

HATE feeling unseen. they rly don't like it when others dont acknowledge their presence

mom friend. people love being around them cause its so warm and easy

severe anxiety. once their minds wander theres no turning back💝💕💝

cry so easily in private. but sometimes its so hard for them to cry in public. thinks their emotions are broken sometimes

These are some extra observations I can think of right now<3

I'd love to add more in the future if you guys ever wanna HAHAHAH, but fr, appreciate ur virgo rising friends more guys🤡

loveee,

saint jenx🪐

[mint-yooxgi]

Omg your mind with that hc gave it so much drama potential and i love it ahhsjs. Just gonna pop on here and do another one.

Hc: yan! Jaemin/Jeno/Hendery/Yangyang would definitely set the thermostat to very cold and make it so that only he knows how to change it. Why? So you go to him for body warmth since the blankets dont do shit and you’re flabbergasted at how warm he is considering the circumstances you both are in. If you ask him how to make it normal, he’ll just act oblivious and say it happens from time to time and it will go back on it’s own to not make him obvious.

If you’re the one thats not bothered by the cold and actually like it since you’re always naturally warm all the time. He definitely will take advantage of it and do this more often to get away with being clingy. “Its broken againnnn :((“ Demanding all sorts of affection from you because hes just so cold wont you give him a kiss?👉👈🥺🏃 ask him to call someone to fix it and he’ll just go “hmm, too expensive, it goes back anyways so I think i can survive with you here”

(Also I think that your bias is ten, jungwoo, or jaehyun)

Omg there's just so much potential!!

And THIS ONE HOLYYYYY - Jeno's definitely the sneakiest little shit out of all of them, though...

Okay, so, like, in the event where you call someone to fix the thermostat they're in shock. But like, imagine the repair guy telling you that someone had been tampering with it and that's why it seemingly always 'acts up' and you telling them about it and they just act like the surprised Pikachu meme, acting all innocent like, "I had no idea" or "must have been the previous owners of this place that messed it up so bad" and of course, you believe them cause they're your roommate and they've been nothing but nice to you since moving in.

Doesn't stop them from being clingy though, even after it's fixed. Honestly, you've come to expect it from them now, and it gets super awkward when you have other friends over/potential s/o's cause they're like "why are you acting like a couple if you're not dating?" and of course, you're both quick to brush it off, even though on the inside they're mentally celebrating cause clearly everyone else can see how perfect the two of you are for each other. So then, why can't you?

(And omg, well, you're right about Ten!! lmaoo and I do have a soft spot for Jungwoo, but I'm curious as to what makes you guys say Jaehyun, as you're the second person today to say that lmaoo. I mean, you're not wrong there, either 😂)

[ttzuyu]

ok I finally watched the black swan film and maybe that was like very much something

[misticloyal]

Holyyyyy shit I just rewatched Mexican Joker as part of a random South Park episode marathon and like-

Cartman’s subconscious way of interacting with Kyle is just,,,,..HHHH

So obviously the 1st thing to point out is that Cartman’s goal this whole episode was to humiliate, not hurt (if that makes any sense) his one track mind thought to use detaining Kyle as a way of wrenching an apology from his cold dead hands, which he didn’t. He only got a deadpan “fuck you”

Then, when he gets to the denention center with Kyle, his demeanor is already changed. Instead of actively going after Kyle and laughing at him for being in his situation he acts chill and diverts attention back to what he would normally do (try to make a big story and rally people to his cause).

I think one of the main things to note here is that for whatever reason Cartman knows when to mess with Kyle and when to help him ESPECIALLY if it concerns his family.

Seriously, think about Smug Alert, and Skank Hunt. Kyle is in a bad situation and it’s concerning the health of his family. Cartman’s actions show that he knows when Kyle defends his family that he’s being 100% seriously.

Alright anyway going back to his behavior in the detention center. So Cartman is whether he likes it or not, acting strange and/or different than how he usually does.

Kyle finally gets to talk to him after he arrives and the whole chill persona comes out when Cartman tells him how he got there.

Key observation: Cartman isn’t even fucking MAD that he got sent it the detention center. Like wtf, we’ve seen countless times how pissed off Cartman gets when he gets grouped with minorities (because he’s a xenophobic peice of shit) but holy mother of god, you’re telling me that now that Kyle’s added into the mix his reaction is suddenly uncaring???

Dats weird. Dats suspicious….

My running theory with this is that

1) he’s not complaining because he can’t stand to not be around Kyle (Smug Alert) and

2) Cartman knows how his reactions enable Kyles anger (and vice versa) if one is already livid, the other also being angry will only lead to world war 3 Armageddon. So, Cartman acknowledges Kyles absolute fury about his family potentially being in danger and decides to cooperate by being passive.

We haven’t even gotten to the big boi yet, which is basically confirming what we’ve deduced already. When it’s time to sleep, Cartman is still pulling his distraction bullshit (although it seems mostly directed to Kyle).

However, once he sees that Kyle isn’t reacting to his antagonizing pokes he resorts to fake realizing that Kyle would be affected by dentention camps because he’s Jewish (concentration camps, etc.). Then, Kyle says he has an idea and sends Cartman to help him, and loses his temper a little but Cartman does what he wants eventually.

My reaction to this is what the actual fuck, because Cartman never once has acted like this in any other episode up until this point.

But he HAD to have known that in order to get Kyle thinking of an idea to escape he had to pester him right? Like there’s no WAY Cartman suddenly tries out like- three different ways of interacting with Kyle and us for the first time seeing Kyle take a situation into his own hands when it’s just the two of them.

Please, if Kyle has ever done this type of thing before let me know which episode so I can have more context!

And if this is true, and Cartman DID know that him pestering Kyle would cause him to take matters into his own hands, why Kyle???? We all know that Cartman could plan his way out off that dentention camp in less then a couple days, but instead he let Kyle come up with his own plan.

Personally, I feel that this is Cartman’s way of apologizing? Maybe I’m reading into this too much from a shipping perspective but if what I say makes sense then I’m happy to contribute to someone else’s brain rot lmao