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Michael knows FNAF Moon is a lawsuit waiting to happen
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fnaf moon#moondrop#michael afton#security breach#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf fanart#I don't think I've drawn Michael meeting moon yet#AND TBH he could tell instantly he's a liability#he owned a pizzeria he knows lawsuits#he can just sense moon would cause a ton of issues#AND HES RIGHT#moon literally canonically has multiple complaints about him#from scaring children at the daycare#I can't imagine how much Vanessa has had to see 💀#she knows all this dudes crimes#MOON is kinda insulted tho#he’s just a silly guy your honour
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Finally a take I agree with. I'm happy to make many critiques of TCW, but I'll never be a full on TCW hater because there's enough there to enjoy despite the ridiculous aspects. Also Clovis simply ain't real. 😅 He's just a made up plot device and people should just dimiss that stupidity. The original Lucas canon flat out stated that Padme never had a romantic interest before Anakin (other than the artistic boy she merely had a crush on once upon a time), and certainly never had time or inclination for some romantic relationship once she was a senator prior to meeting Anakin in AotC.
I think taking the fun parts of TCW and ignoring the rest would be easier for people if not for the Disney insistence on streamlining everything into 'new canon'. Before the Disney era, no one took TCW that seriously in a canonical sense. People loved many of the characters, but hardly anyone accepted the storyline wholesale. And once the Disney era arrived, do people forget how they cancelled TCW and only brought it back like 8 years later once it was more 'convenient' to them? Honestly, more people should do as I have done and simply ignore seasons 6 and 7 entirely. In my mind, TCW ends where it originally stopped airing ....aka season 5. Even by that point the show had gone off the rails a bit too much for me (many of the arcs are too dark and twisted to be taken seriously as an addition to the canon prequels storyline) but the important thing is that the Wrong Jedi arc in season 5 ends with Anakin and Padme on a united front: both defending their 'daughter' Ahsoka together.
I can safely say this makes a huge difference and is the main reason why I still enjoy TCW. :D
I struggle with tcw anidala because it is both interesting and fun but Clovis is someone I hate for existing lol. Still love anidala though
I really feel like TCW anidala doesn’t really get their characterization right so that’s why I don’t like it but I love movie Anidala and TCW does have some good elements and expands on some of the themes of the prequels.
#tcw discourse#tcw anidala#the senator and the general#sorry not sorry if this makes my anidala friends hate me#to each their own!#but ignoring Clovis is easy#cause he's literally not canon#just a dumb plot device#and a meta commentary on a 'what if' scenario#not real!!!#😅
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#hlvrai#half live vr but the ai is self aware#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#so idk if theres any like ‘metastory’ to there being a player or if its literally just supposed to be wayne#but i thought it would be kinda interesting for the player to be his own guy#cause like to me#a big part of it that makes it fun is that gordon has like#no actual stakes#dude is getting pissed for the sake of it#he knows its a game and is just freaking out at the ai being so alive u know#now since i cant remember if theres some kind of canon or metastory to the player you can completely decide for yourself why hes playing#or how he got the game#is he just some guy? is it an experiment? is it for his job? who knows!#hes The Player#also if ur wondering why his design is so similar to gordons#its cause i didnt wanna stray into the unrecognizable lmao#also. i really really really didnt wanna draw the fucking suit#and yes thats benrey on the tamagotchi#i think it would be very funny if he could cart them all around in tamagotchis#sorry for long tags
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ill be real with u i hate the new guy it would have driven me insane if i didnt draw something other than his actual canon design 💀
edit: point of reference i drew this the day we first saw him 🫡, still dont love his design now that we know his name lol
#fanart#twisted wonderland#twst#idk what to tag cause like what even is his name#nightmare before christmas#WHY IS HIS CANON DESIGN LITERALLY GOJO#BRUHHH#also did this quickly but he was making me so fucking mad 💀#he was making me so fucking mad i was almost late to work thats how mad he made me 😭💀#skully j graves#skully
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It's honestly wild to me that ToA went through so much trouble to emphasize the fact that Will did not magically fix all of Nico's problems and was explicitly not Nico's only doctor.
Only for TSATS to have Will fix all of Nico's problems and have Nico be entirely reliant on him the entire book and literally helpless without him and LITERALLY have Nico's problems be magically removed.
#pjo#riordanverse#tsats crit#nico di angelo#solangelo#it doesnt make any sense too cause. in HoO we KNOW Nico was fully capable of handling himself in Tartarus#we already knew he was explicitly on his own. we know he had it worse than Percy and Annabeth did#because we are explicitly told that Nico saw Tartarus' true nature the ENTIRE TIME versus Percy only getting a tiny half-glimpse of it once#and Percy acknowledges that he would not be able to withstand actually seeing Tartarus more than he did without just dying on the spot#and Nico was down there for as long as Percy and Annabeth at least. on his own. flying blind and explicitly having it worse.#so it doesnt make sense to totally retcon Nico's ENTIRE experiences with Tartarus to make him sopping wet and pathetic about it#needing to be helped and only being down there for twenty minutes and crying the whole time#and then all of the book he's literally functionally helpless without Will for some reason. despite being in his element.#could not get more in his element than being in the Underworld. my guy literally lives there. that's his HOUSE. that's his YARD.#and he's still just totally sopping wet and pathetic in Tartarus the second time around#like im sorry. no. we literally have previously established canon indicating this is absolutely not the case#that is not something you can retcon. that is an entire major event. it was not glossed over.#unless you are doing time travel and it's a canonical retcon a la Homestuck im sorry the events of TSATS just could never occur#(not to mention Damasen is just never acknowledged in TSATS and him and Bob were absorbed by Tartarus the god and ergo dead in HoH)#(so Bob and Damasen are like. *Gone* gone. they didn't just die to be reformed later they got ERASED.)#(and Nyx sure as hell isnt gonna be the one to have Bob trapped for whatever reason. definitely not cause she hates light/change/whatever)#(nyx is literally the mother/sister [depends on version - sometimes a mitosis situation] of the personification of day? and sky?)#(and FRIENDSHIP? and the nymphs of sunset? sometimes also CHEERFULNESS? and THOUGHTFULNESS? and old age)#(ah yes the mother of concepts such as love/friendship and aging and. day. would HATE [checks notes] love/friendship changing and light)#(she INVENTED THOSE) < anyways thank u for coming to my aside rant in the tags#in parenthesis to indicate this is an aside/tangent rant. anyways i have so many problems with this plot. it just DOESNT WORK#on NO LEVEL DOES IT WORK AT ALL WITH ESTABLISHED CANON
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I think the reason Benny designs are so varied and hard to pin is because some people remember the line that says he’s pretty and lean into it hard and others completely disregard it, do a 180 and make him like a Sopranos character.
It’s like he’s either someone’s uncles that laughs too hard at his own jokes while slapping you or random twink number 6. God bless those who have figured out how to merge the two.
#I think the real tragedy is no one wants to arming Benny is realistically an ambiguously tanned guy whose only canon and still#subjective traits are that he’s pretty and has cold eyes#likes he’s pretty like a girl in the face to me and body wise he’s a little heavier than average but a lot more of it is muscle than you’d#think#plus I think he does that thing where he purposely holds his face and features a certain way around people so he looks pretty and#unassuming but then when he drops the act he’s like a bond villain#In the ever shrinking camp Benny is a lot less pathetic than people portray him and you’d immediately fall into his trap and be killed if he#was real and thought he could get something out of you by playing up#his sillier traits like come on people all of his plans literally only fail because we someone how survived two bullets to the head#like the amount of damage he causes alone should be studied#fallout#fallout new vegas#benny gecko#benny fnv#fnv
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as a fan of the books i was not expecting so many gods to just appear in this first season. like obvi Dionysus and Ares show up but now we also got Hephestus and in the next ep Hermes directly interacting with the trio. at first i was like why are they here the whole point is that the gods are supposed to be absent... but in a way that's exactly what their earlier appearance is showing.
Hephaestus has time to fucking wander around his rusty amusement park. Hermes has time to gamble and slowly deliver packages (why was he just fucking walking around like can't bro teleport or something??). Ares and Mr D do whatever they want wbk.
the point of showing them earlier is to show what they ARE doing INSTEAD of visiting their kids. like bro is out here moping around his lonely little amusement park while all the demigods at camp fucking hate their godly parent. they have all the time in the world but they just don't care.. they choose to do other shit instead of seeing their LITERAL CHILDREN. it's so painfully obvi to the viewer why Percy hates them all so quick, but the gods just don't realize.
#it's literally pjo show canon that Hermes gambling causes Luke to join Kronos#like if he just took a little time to visit his children this would've all been avoided#seeing them doing random shit really shows how much they just don't care abt their kids#pjo spoilers#pjo disney+#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo season 1#pjo episode 5#percy jackson#walker scobell#annabeth chase#leah sava jeffries#grover underwood#aryan simhadri#pjo ares#pjo hephaestus#pjo s1e5
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No jokes here. The Navy’s best pilot and the Navy’s best admiral. Between them, eight air-to-air combat kills and five stars. These were men who commanded respect with or without your approval. This was the picture of ruthless competence.
Debriefing (& Other Stories) • part 2 of Easier Done Than Said by @compacflt
#easier done than said by COMPACFLT#this is one of my alltime favourite fics rn#and probably for the rest of time too#its a topgun fic written by COMPACFLT and its insane and its so fucking good#its basically a canon rewrite of#top gun 1986#and#top gun maverick#and spans thirty years of Ice and Mavs relationship#theres just so much in this#so much emotion and characterization and everything#which has driven me insane that im having one hell of a dopamine comedown this week after having read it#i highly reccomended people go read it cause its just really that good#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#i love how the commander wrote mav and ice in this. like theyre clearly military men#but theyre also SO much more#icemav#and theyve taken the canon 'whos the best pilot' and given its own twist#'hes the best pilot in the world'#my heart cant take it anymore#i know im making this sound like 100k words of just fluff but believe me its not#its 30 years of pain and internalised homophobia and time away and falling in love and raising a kid and not once talking about any of it#but the ending is so so so good and the additional parts from different povs literally left me wanting more#i cant do this someone help me go read this go read this go read this#and come cry with me how we cant ever read this for the first time ever again#also shoutout to the commander once again for the insane amount of preplanning and research into the navy theyve done to write this fic#im forver thankful. sorry im a stalker
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Lu fandom I love you to death but PLEASE write centric about other characters BESIDES WILD I'm begging y'all. Like yea he's good, he has trauma and stuff like that but what about SKY The guilt of starting everything and getting told "you suck bitch" to his FACE And wind who had to stab a man and save his sister at 12 and wars like yea wild has war trauma but what about WARS ITS IN HIS NAME I love wild but y'all use him WAY TOO MUCH, and water him down to "funny depressed gender man that sets things on fire" and ignore the fact that he's actually pretty mature sometimes. Like yea there's a bunch of interesting things you can do with him but be honest HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT ALREADY What about Times magic, wars not being canon, four and the minish, Sky and oh my god the OPPORTUNITIES y'all miss with this man. And its sad bc if wild isn't your favorite in the fandom, then your basically in the trenches when it comes to finding good centric fics for literally ANY other character. No hate to y'all wild lovers out there, but as a wars fan, good angst for this man is like a delicacy. I love wild when he acts like how he does in the comics, a little chaotic but still mature. Y'all don't have to hate him I sure don't, but there are so many missed opportunities yall dont use over something that's arguably been done a million times.
(but pls don't go harass wild fans after this that won't solve anything)
#legend of zelda#linked universe#linked universe wild#lu wild#linkeduniverse#please im begging#Maybe its bc the fandom is full of ppl who only played botw and totk and literally nothing else but hw is on the switch#And for a while botw and totk were the only games I played and I did like wild#But then I discovered wars ON MY OWN and I liked him ALOT#But he got screwed over bc his game isn't canon and nobody really knows abt it#That and he gets watered down to “fruity pretty man”#Its fine if you do that for funny memes and stuff cause there yknow memes#But for an angst fic?
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Look all I'm saying is if that a shadow game can work THAT well and be so well designed story wise and gameplay wise
HE can work
#sonic#silver the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#silver right now is such a open canvas of a character#story wise and gameplay wise#he's been a side character for so long and in the one time he was a main character his whole story was basically axed from canon#he's definitely been explored since then but not to extent we've probably wanted with this character-#and I'm talking mostly game silver cause obviously in IDW and archie he got some LOVE there#even if we never saw idw silver actually explore his good future#which i still think is a shame but also apparently if sega doesn't want that to be explored in a comic and saved for the games then#THEY BETTER EXPLORE IT SOON#and honestly gameplay wise he needs another shot as well#like C'MON his psychic's just needed better...well...PSYCHIC'S TO WORK#can you imagine what cool and fun movement he'd have now that sega is now slowy understanding what kinda stuff they wanna do with#the sonic franchise again and how it should play#i don't know if i should fully expect a silver game at any point#but he should ATLEAST be a second main character in a new game so people can be reintroduced to him and they can cook with him#IM TIRED OF SEEING MY SON GETTING HATED ON OR CALLED LAME#I WANT PEOPLE TO BE REMINDED OR SHOWN HOW COOL AND FUN HE CAN BE WHEN GIVEN THE SPOTLIGHT#archie and idw are the best examples of him as a character#he is a lovable friend and ally#but serious when he can be character#and his powers are literally so COOL AND INHERENTLY UNIQUE AND POWERFUL COMPARED TO OTHER'S IN THE CAST#like when surge saw silver come in casually carrying a large object and she got nervous THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT#THIS MAN CAN BE A THREAT.#okay rant over DHDNDNDB
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Sometimes I'll just be going about my day and then I'll remember how drastically my brain chemistry changed when Fit said "if I had to choose between the two it'd be a dad" and how I've never been the same since
#qsmp#fitmc#one of my favourite qsmp clips ever#literally perfect#i remember how taken aback i was when he said that cause i genuinely didn't think qFit would ever get a canon sexuality#and the moment just after as well with Ramón being like i need a moment I'm so happy#🥹#i also felt a little bit of victory at that moment too if I'm to be completely transparent lmao#plenty of people hced and wrote fit as bi/pan before then but i always saw his character as fully gay#it's always fun to have a little i was right! moment#fitmc tag
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I draw a sketch to simply offer my own personal little headcanon and theory that Zenos was the only other descendant Emet got close to (knowing him probably unintentionally) besides Lucius.
Obviously we never see them interact directly, but several little worldbuilding tidbits do make me ponder about certain things, like the possibility lorewise that it could've been Emet that named Zenos, and the fact that they share certain habits and potentially interests.
#ffxiv#concept#fan art#sketch#zenos yae galvus#solus zos galvus#emet selch#ffxiv spoilers#potentially I suppose#just wanted to draw something sweet#and maybe it was also an excuse to draw little baby faced Zenos before I work on some other comic ideas#obviously I still don't think Zenos got a lot of warmth from Emet especially as he got older or think that he really raised him directly-#however#the theatrics- their tendancies to nap when theyre bored- and the fact that Zenos is a garlean who's name is greek rooted not roman#those little parallels just makes my writing brain go brr#though I will admit a part of this characterization was also inspired by the april fools manga#and its cute that even not directly involved- and often causing him more trouble than anything- that Emet was looking out for Zenos there#like its not canon#but I hope that was meant to still be fully in character- I adore the little bits of interaction and characterizations we got#it is also interesting to me that his name (iirc) is supposed to mean 'gift of zeus'- and he turned out to be quite literally gifted
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in retrospect this line is so fucking funny
#“one unknown striker sub couldn't shake things up that badly” and then he causes a literal mob war#he's the son of a serial killer#he unites the team and gets them to winning championships#he threatens the mafia on live tv#neil josten the man that you are#pre-canon aftg is the funniest shit there is#zoe yaps#aftg#all for the game#neil josten
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#mass produced a bunch of alignment charts yesterday so y'all get to have them#zombies#disney zombies#zombies 2#zombies 3#zombies 4#zed necrodopolis#addison wells#bucky buchanan#bonzo zombies#bonzo zambi#bree zombies#eliza zambi#wyatt lykensen#willa lykensen#wynter barkowitz#the aceys#zoey necrodopolis#a-lan#a-spen#a-li#a-li zombies#zevon necrodopolis#aceys#alignment chart#i put bucky for big of ass cause i feel like trevor would want me to#zed is literally only “well dressed” because i want to steal his clothes (this we already know)#also ignore how zed is canonically really smart#it felt funny and right to put him in dumb of ass#bucky probably wouldn't actually ask anyone for help but he would definitely do everything else so i put him with a-li anyway
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I am going to have to reread to double check this but another aspect of Percy losing control in cotg that's so worrying is his fear that he could have inadvertently hurt (or killed) Annabeth, cause like, he's never thought that before, has he? Not even at his worst in Tartarus. So again, Riordan has not just characterized Percy as someone who's angry and spiraling and losing control, but now has added the aspect where Percy is afraid of hurting or even killing his loved ones on accident. But then in the book its just like haha that's our Percy what a guy!!!! like???? hello??? the kid's not alright???
#seriously is there another part in canon where he's worried about like accidentally KILLING his friends?#there's Michael yew I guess but he never actively worried about killing him and the destruction percy caused there was not#born from a loss of control#like even in the height of my /dark percy/ days I NEVER considered percy would snap to the point of hurting his loved ones#and Riordan just throws in the line so casually!!#and like... again.. if this level of spiraling was written intentionally as a fallen hero arc I would be HOOKED#the way it plays of his fatal flaw??? delicious scrumptious#EXCEPT ITS NOT INTENTIONAL#literally lmao#pjo#percy jackson#mine
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#linked universe#character poll#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu time#lu wind#lu four#lu twilight#lu sky#lu warriors#lu wild#i mean technically in lu canon this would be four cause he’s the only one in his character profile listed as brave but like#personally my vote is on Sky for literally fighting god#and with no pretense of past heros doing similar things to have faith in himself
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