#cause come on

[zabala0z]

The Magnus Archives reference

[atikal]

do the police just not exist in oshi no ko? Cause any investiagtion would show that Aqua stabbed himself and not Hikaru.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Soooooooooooo did Fig make a deal with the yogurt demon that was haunting her dad and making her dad's life super shitty, and did she like... accept the bad luck yogurt curse or something?

Cause all of a sudden he's engaged to the woman of his dreams, winning things and getting cruises and wearing ironed clothes and 'being kissed by lady Fortune'? And Fig... has acid reflux from lemon yogurt, is randomly stepping in buckets of wet cement, lost all of her money, is failing school and has potentially lost her career as a rockstar???

It kinda seems like Fig took her Dad's bad luck via some sort of lemon yogurt demon deal?

[blastthechaos]

Chiaki:Can you do it Izuru? Please?

Izuru:*Sigh* I am Izuru Kamukura, the world's Ultimate Lifeform, there's no time to play games, farewell!

Chiaki:*Preening*

Izuru:Behold the Ultimate power!

Chiaki:*Shaking on the spot*

Izuru:If the world chooses to become my enemy, I'll fight like I always have!

Chiaki:You're the best!

Izuru:Of course, I'm the coolest

Chiaki:That one was on your own

Izuru:...Maybe

[sans-is-bi]

Arcane's Writer's Room:

[chaotic-and-mentally-ill]

Ok so, I don't have minecraft (yet) BUT while I was looking for Minecraft skins to use I ended up getting bored and looking up Leon Kuwata and dklaf;jdklfjakfl;jdklj

I can't express how fucking happy this made me. They also had these:

Anyway, I'm gonna cry. -Mod Angel

[finnsfunworld]

as much as i love fics where the losers club just knows that the couples are together, the one where they are just the most obvious are amazing

[sncwonthebeach]

taylor swift: do not bully j*hn m*yer

both taylor lautners:

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[chloesimaginationthings]

Leaked scene from the FNAF 2 movie…

[captainjonnitkessler]

The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.

Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"

Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.

Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[star-anise]

I really wonder if trauma theorists who say things like "Humans are the only animal that will be in a fright state when physically safe" or "the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't get PTSD" have ever, like

Do you think they've actually ever met an animal?

[frog-with-no-therapy]

A series of mystery movies about many different murders all happening in the same train in each movie

The train always end up either stopping or derailed or sm and the regular passengers just get used to it at some point, which confuses the rest of the passengers

Also the protagonist start to be something of a train expert what with all the time he spent in a train solving mystery after mystery. After a while he start to have something of a found family relationship with reoccurring characters and maybe a romance plot or two. Some of these characters die tho and it's devastating for everyone involved

The most important part is that none of the mysteries are connected or done by the same person or anything. It's just. A bunch of people doing crimes in this particular train. Always in this train for some reason. Always. And always ending up with a fight scene on top of the train.

Also in the last movie the crime has to be done by the conductor, who at this point is so convinced there will always be a crime when the protagonist and his group are there that he decided to kill them himself, afraid of being the next victim or just trying to stop them thinkong they are either just a really bad omen or the killers and have been accusing other people this whole time.