#caught by surprise

[evyltalks]

This is my prompt for the #mwpproject2024 fandom initiative

Prompt No.218 : « James x Lily + accidental forced proximity in a broom closet »

[hisunflower]

Na Jaemin everyone…

[service4cops]

When you walk in on your buddy getting his dick sucked and he just calmly looks over and grins "your turn next".

Looks like he picked the right car to ride in tonight. Lucky guy.

[dearotome]

Caught by Surprise

AHAHAHA. Black brought in Alice after she almost collapses from dizziness. And White starts welcoming Black back, only to realize that Alice is with him. Totally caught off guard in this one moment.

Post Script: He was surprised to see Alice, and also by the explanation of the situation. Surprises all around, and I found it funny and refreshing.

[joasnebe]

Rules & directions how to watch flowers #2221:

Caught by surprise

[sohannabarberaesque]

So just imagine as a fanfic prompt:

The Banana Splits "themselves" having their namesake dessert--only with frozen yogurt (especially one with Live and Active Cultures) replacing the ice cream (but they're not told this fact until after they've finished)....

[howifeltabouthim]

Unexpected kindness often made her cry, whereas cruelty never did.

Susie Yang, from White Ivy

[johnesimpson]

You Feel Something Tugging at the Rug Beneath Your Feet

Eleanor Lerman, Tim Nolan, Roz Chast, et al.: 'You Feel Something Tugging at the Rug Beneath Your Feet'

[Image: a page from cartoonist Roz Chast’s 2023 book — a “graphic novel,” but not really — called I Must Be Dreaming. The book is about, well, dreaming, and consists mostly (as with this page) of accounts of Chast’s own dreams.] From whiskey river: Strange Life It’s as if you are alone in a room in an empty house and there’s music playing somewhere, the kind of music that you always knew…

[Read the rest]

[lefthandarm-man]

COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!

day 2: randomly serving cunt

[cherryvaneart]

He is actually a very sensible monsieur

[toxxtt]

playing around with some historical french fashions on furina (+ neuvi).. I think she should always get big silly hats

18th+19th century mens fashion is one of my fav fav fav things is ever so this was fun 🫡 love being fashion history neurodivergent

[emacrow]

Damian and the Dumpster baby.

Damian was doing patrols, with a bit of a minor rescuing and feeding the strays animals until he heard a noise from a dumpster.

Tonight was going to be a storm coming, and he rather check up on the strays, feed them, fixing any of the secure hiding places he put out for them for rain occasionally, and try to smuggle 1 or 6 into the barn again without Father knowing. Alfred can keep a secret sometimes.

Jumping on the edge of the dumpster to see a plastic bag tied up on the pile of trash with something squirming inside, alive obviously. Oh if this another group of puppies, he going to find the culprit himself and break their kneecaps and arms this time.

Easily untying the plastic bag and opening to reveal.. a little baby.

Not a kitten or a puppy, a living breathing human baby, cut and tied umbilical and a pale with a unique birth mark in a shape of a lichtenberg from his tiny hand fading to his chest.

This..

This was out of Damian's comfort line.

He had dealt with saving animals, people, children, hell even toddlers. He never dealt with a baby before much less a newborn.

He could panic later as he hear the sounds of a storm brewing. Carefully picking up the baby by the back of the head and and by the body, using his cape to as a blanket to cover the obvious nudity of the baby. Climbing onto his Red Robin theme Doom Buggy.

Taking care of a baby is no different then taking care of a baby animal, right?

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He got caught after 5 month and a half by Alfred during feeding Danyal time, while scolded him about hiding the baby instead of coming to him.

He had a good reason to though, last time he told Alfred about the last newest addition, Bruce sended the Jafar the Ligor to a sanctuary. He still felt betrayed by that.(even though now Jafar is happily spending his days with the other mixed big cat breed but still)

He done a good enough job taking care of Danyal, even though he had to secretly look up baby stuff, medicine, clothes, a soft bedded cot and diapers.(the smell was much less worse then the sewer) he considered himself a great care-taker.(even though in the back of his mind, he feared that he might had unlocked that genetic adopt-bat bait traits that Dick warned him about)

Damian had gotten.. a bit attached, considering the idea of putting danyal in orphanage or a foster care wasn't ideal afterall the corrupted ones that Father and him had broken through over the years left a bad gut feeling if he had actually gone through with his plan. Danyal was one of his babies, only not covered in fur, scales, or a shell.

And he didn't do everything all on his own, Cass was the only who figured it out, kept it a secret and help out.. then steph found out... and Jason, Tim and Duke unfortunately found out after Cass and steph snuck danyal in the manor for a nice bath.

Only reason Dick didn't found out because everyone know he can't keep a secret away from Bruce's ear for long after found out Jason's new girlfriend was the new therapist in Gotham, and telling Bruce would feed his adopt-holic again and he end up having baby fever. (Tim didn't tell him what that word meant but he did look it up in a baby care guide book for new parents. And EW)

They were going to wait it out til Danyal was at least toddler age before sneaking him in the manor to gatekeep gaslight girlboss Father into thinking he already adopted him. (Steph's words, not his)

New post <-

[ryllen]

no, but it's really CUTE tho......!!!!!!❣️❣️💘 😫 [x]

[fake-fucks]

[twistcmyk]

WHY NOW

[princema-k]

ha ha ha wheeeee

(individual smaller expressions under the cut!!)

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