#caucaus

[songs-of-the-east]

Lak Grandaughter. Dagestan, North Caucaus, Russia.

[rotten-sarcophagus]

you cant be making this shit up.

the government thugs are trying everything to falsify the votes.

cesko implemented new electronic ballot machines so most of the thugs have gone to the more remote regions where the new machines couldn't be placed, to falsify votes.

and the few that stayed in the city figured out a way to cheat the new machines.

[tozmik]

[temtamtom]

so cool to find hetalia fans from different countries! Where in Italy are you from? What headcanons do you have about the boys? And what human names do you use for them? I’m so curious!

Hi!

Technically I’m from Lombardy, but I’m from a town that’s riiiight on the border of Emilia-Romagna. So in terms of culture (and dialect), I have more in common with the nearby Emilian city than Milano. But I don’t live in Italy for a majority of the year, I actually live in France!

Anyways onto the more interesting stuff- some thoughts/headcanons on their names:

I use “Romano” and “Feliciano” for the twins’ human names! Both of these names originate from their childhoods

As was customary in Ancient Rome, Romano, being the eldest son (though still a twin ofc) would have gotten the same name as his father. Like Rome, his name was Publius Romilius Romanus (+ any agnomen or nickname that the people around him would use). As time went on, Romano stuck to his cognomen and it soon turned into “Romano”.

Feliciano’s childhood name was Gaius Romilius Felix, and over time Felix turned into Feliciano.

I like to think the twins use each other’s old, Roman names when they’re being petty with each other ebchbsd

A small tangent, but still related to names- in a lot of my human AUs Rome is technically “Romano Sr.” But I imagine his friends gave him the nickname Romolo (or Romulus, for the bit) and it’s stuck for years.

None of the brothers, Seborga included, have a middle name.

For modern last names, I currently use De Cesare but I’m still sorta on the fence about it? I do like it, but I wonder sometimes if I should go with something else. Also, I think the twins had different surnames pre-unification. I still haven’t decided on what they’d be, though.

There’s a lot more I could’ve gone into, especially with Roman naming conventions, their ancient/childhood names, etc. but I think I’ll leave that for a future post if people are interested in knowing more :o

I really do wanna share other headcanons but I’m sorta blanking rn because the question is very general 😅 If you or anyone else want me to talk about specific headcanons (pets, relationships, sillier things, historical stuff, etc. etc.) feel free to ask! Don’t be shy, I love talking about these idiots

[magnoliamyrrh]

theres something funny to be abt how all white ppl here are caucasian except. caucasian is a certain part of the world with a certain culture which is. drastically different from white ppl in the west

[kimlockholmes]

carbon monoxide detectors aka Tankhun screeching and screaming bloody murder because he canNOT handle the MacauChay agenda

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

[elegantpersoncreation]

Caucaus Karakaya-Su waterfall...

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was playing a video game and in main menu the button 'continue' said 'caucau' instead. Everyone, my partner, my friends, my parents, the internet assured me that the word 'continue' was spelled like that.

[faustiria]

Facepaints again!

[glacier--freeze]

[ID: A private message conversation:

Person A: Are you submissive? Switch? Dominant?

Person B: I'm Armenian actually

Person A: What's that

Person B: Small nation located south of the caucaus

Person A: I'm not asking where are you from

Person B: Our nation has endured great hardship

Person A: Still not what I'm asking

End ID.]

[songs-of-the-east]

Armenian Folk Costume

[pmoldesasia]

Molde Cuerpo estilizado CauCau 11 cm

Molde Cara Estilizada CauCau 3.3 cm

[the-firebird69]

PROJECTS | Parker Brothers Concepts

we piggy back this light cycle co. and we buy it after no. take it and take the oil cos. and dont tell no we buy them. and for good reason. he says it and still has it ok lol. and we do it tommororw and setup meetings shorlty. we piggyback sales on the light cycle and his go 650 ours 950 os you weill see it and try it out and see hwy he is a moron an that is brad. tons see macs do 800 and others and will bill 1200 same design. he is an ass too dies now fights them. an hey made about 500M this year but ten billion in house. an think they urule blamed brad and are hit now.

and also the all attack psuedo empire here n the western hemisphere now. tons of them do. are at the remaining ten complexes in the 1000 in south america. and they are at fifty percent now forty ok. dropped in ten minutes. will be out tonight and we move in. and the macs try a little not much. have thier hands full yes are under siege by clones. all the time yes. and we see they like it. macs have about ten bunkers but are massive and in the middl and were are under sieg but flly in and out and it is not a big deal. soon they fire they say all the time. now are at it and seek tommy f ships and the reprots areout they moved today.

and yes we seek any wiht light cycles and take them out use trmpas cover and brad who has a ton yes. and your amoron brad. ok. lol. slow too. mean and dead.

africa has ten more and are at fifty percent all will be opened tonight we assure you.

and from there to he jungles are ten more psuedo empire each continent. and are huge 60x60 200 mostly. are at them plan to take out a quarter more or so.

and in the sahara they are at it. and take actoin and there are fifty percent bunkers left. and the remaining are at fifty percent. macs are pushed. and are at it. at teh ships. yes.

the caucaus and middle east psuedo empire falls. and to morlock. are at fifty percent out. and the remaining are at twenty five percent. and tommy f attacks and they sat did nothing no helped tommy f yes. hit them. and once out they pursue him.

and asia is about twenty percent out and psuedo empire. and th e plan to attack there. the remaininig are at about fifty percent yeh are onry out now and such you suck and hit hard and they get hit h ard back.

brazil is half out yes and ther est at twenty five percent. and low and mean now and hit morlcok and they dwindle and good most say. and a vacuum.

the yucatan is half out and at fity percent. the south well ok. the psuedo empire is there has ten and are not touched here too have three untouched. and up the east have four not touched one in ga two in virgiia and one in mass. the west has four and untouche. oregon washing ton are half out and the remainnig 25% opertional, the twenty are out and the upper midewset mostly fifty percent out the rest at twenty five and the midwest the entire west of the missisippi out. no. half of it and the northwest. out. the southern part is three states are not touhed. and wont be for a time. the east part of the midwest is at half and the rest remaining 25 % of operational ability.

and now europe yes no new england half out no twenty five percent out and all are at around ninety percent. slow there ok.

europe and it is hot but ninety percent all are there. northern europe are at fifty percent fall fast shorlty adn remaining at twenty five

and it is the way they are biult and bugs do that.

Thor Freya the odd numbers ok Freya

Olympus

and he is under duress. so am i but im ok. ships pull out they say

Hera

and we are at it now and see it. mvoe now and others too they will fall and easy. we take caution though use it now. too. fireing. they fall. tons fall. and are about 700M and they are down to about 8billioin and soon out. shortly they take on the empire. and psuodo and attack held off and wil shortly in the west. and east. till ow

and move now and they were approaching mars are out fast. soon. a new group heats up and 700M

Savage

and for areason calls us that and we see why

Oppress

Olympus

[altosys]

Honestly, I agree with this post. I'm one of the most pale mixed peole you'll ever meet (hell, my rosacea from my mum's side makes me look even whiter), and "despite" being a trans dude/non-binary I enjoy dressing up in outfits most would perceive me as a girl for.

To add to this post: -Asia, being the largest damn continent on the planet, is gonna have some light-skinned people. Hell, just go to Turkey and you'll see what I mean. -Also take into consideration that lots of Africans can "pass as white". -Also also take into consideration skin conditions like vitiligo and albinism. -Ethnic features aren't just melanin, they can be anything from nose shape to hair texture/thickness. -Also. WPPOC can still have racial trauma. They can still have their culture erased, and it's easier since they already "look white". -The Caucaus region is part of Asia. So please, stop referring to white people as "caucasian" and just say "white", please (I say this as someone with caucasian heritage).

Now for trans stuff: -Your gender is not determined on appearance. It's how *you* feel, and no one can tell you how to dress or how to look. So go ahead. Grow out a big-ass mustache, wear skirts, have a goatee, use a "traditionally feminine/masculine" name, weightlift, go to prom in a ball gown, do whatever you want. Gender is a psychosocial construct, and we're all living on a floating rock in the vastness of space. Who cares if you wear a little extra fabric? Go for it!

I want to talk about the terms White, Straight and Cis passing privilage... And how they're kind of inaccurate to the average passing persons experience.

It is not a privilege to have to shove down, hide, or escape a part of your identity for your well being and safety. It is also not a privilege to have people ignore oart of your identity for their comfortability. The only privilege is when people know and respect your identity unfaulteringly.

Mixed folks who have lighter skin or straightened hair aren't experiencing privilege. They're experiencing white people projecting whiteness and erasing their color. That is hurtful and any advantages are quickly lost if you dare argue with them on how they see you. It's also lost if you stand up for fellow poc or the issues their community faces.

Bisexuals who are having either Straight and Gay people assign them heterosexual even though many preach "don't assume or force anyone to out themselves." It's not a privilege I imagine tl be told that you look straight when you aren't. I as a masc butch I don't feel validated being called straight why would a bisexual?? Also with the ammount of families who project their want for you to be with the opposite sex/gender even after you come out is a major fucking loss actually.

Being cis passing means shit comments, the risk of being outed and then hurt, and other queers projecting their belief there is a "gay look" on you to the point where they'll act like you're on cis peoples side for "following the binary too close."

Personally I think it should be called _____ passing safety or something similar?

Because that's the main reason people hide themselves to pass. And it's the reason they don't argue when someone assigns them and identity. Is because of fear of backlash, harm, or even the risk of death.

Idk it's not fully fleshed (So feel free to add your own thoughts on the matter) out but privilege implies gain, and none of those really gain youanything. Especially if it can be taken at. moments notice if they learn who you actually are.

[peachfiend]

there's this one Peruvian dish that i love and have, since getting the recipe, made like 3 different times. it's called caucau (google says it's usually made with tripe but the recipe I use just has chicken and potatoes in it) and it's awesome

HOWEVER

I keep fucking up the spices by accident and it's like nOOOOOO

I WANT TO MAKE THIS ACTUAL DISH

the first time I made it was okay, but it was also. the first time I ever made it, some of the things were bound to be imperfect and I'm okay with that

The second time I forgot to add the fucking cumin. Aka the spice that gives the most flavour to the entire dish. I took it out of the cupboard, put it on the table, then forgot to put it in. At least once I realized that was why the fucker tasted so bland i was able convince my friends to stop making fun of me for being white as hell SDKLFHSDLKJH

and the third time. fucking hell. For one, I forgot to specify which hot pepper I needed to my dad while he was grocery shopping and ended up with jalapeños rather than habaneros, which while not being THAT big of a deal is a significant spice level difference. And then- The spice you need to put the fucking most of in is turmeric. Just a whole lotta turmeric, gives a bunch of colour, it's great. In our spice cabinet, my family keeps turmeric in a large container with a screw off lid. In my rush of "oh fuck i forgot to take out the spices beforehand and I can't let the chicken overcook where the fuck is the turmeric", i grabbed the first large, bright yellow, screw off top thing of spices i could see

It was not turmeric. It was Jamaican curry powder. Which did taste great in the end, especially when I later added in at least a bit of turmeric once I realized my mistake (the turmeric was hidden at the back of the cabinet so I didn't see that there was two until way later)

but like. for FUCKS sake I can't be experimenting with recipes before i even get the recipe made correctly. One day. One day I'll get it right LKSDJHFDSLKJHKLH

[zooterchet]

How to Elect a Cook as President

Economics is the study of policy and practice, in a publicly traded firm.

The CEO, picks the economist, as the most attractive, to him, the health of the business.

But scouting a CEO, to hire, is how you get the best.

That's the President of the United States.

Chas T. Main, placed a favorite food item, in Iowa, for the Caucaus, to get the President to fix the country, the "Company"; a short list, of first semester or first military rooming assignments, approved of by the room mate on a private review, after having refused their first military assignment of rank.

Everybody, but a cook, can get it.

Martin Luther King Jr. invented the Jamaican beef patty, an orange spiced beef soaked empanada, with American cheese and an extra lean beef square from Irish cattle farms of short rounds little cows, perfect for a kid.

I eat Cheerios, out of my fist, fingers up, my mouth on the base of my palm, opposite my thumb.

I take care of American politicians we don't like, for Chas T. Main, for cutting a deal with the enemy of manhood, a daughter's father.

I invented the egg tabasco whip, before butter and fry, in a stove skillet pan.

I'm just a cook, Master Chief. Why'd you put me in a Mark Five?