#cattlemen

[fieriframes]

[ARE KEEPING THINGS THE WAY THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN... THANK YOU. FROM THE STEAKS... FANTASTIC. TO THE COCONUT CREAM PIE... IT'S EXCELLENT. TO THE SALAD DRESSING... CATTLEMEN'S SPECIAL HOUSE DRESSING. FOLKS HERE HAVE BEEN LOVING FOR DECADES. JUST OUTSTANDING.]

[sohannabarberaesque]

Tell me this isn't the kind of case the Super Snooper Detective Agency would want to accept, if but for the money and substantial bills as are past due

Videlicet, that of some livestock show facing a rash of cases where cattle going to auction turn out having their weight artificially enhanced, evident only when the cattle in question relieve themselves substantially in the auction ring just after the hammer strikes to mark a sale.

Sunsequent enquiries via Super Snooper and Blabbermouse reveal that the exercise was carried out by unscrupulous feedlot operators bulking the cattle with coffee ahead of the auctions (as if hay and grains weren't already adequate enow, especially at drought-aggravated higher prices), hoping to maximise the ultimate sale price at the abattoir with the illusion of more weight translating into more meat. And what's more, the cattlemen sending off said cattle to the feedlots were unaware all along of such tactics, which enquiries reveal to be of extended duration.

(The meat from the cattle in question was subsequently diverted to food aid programmes for the poor in settlement.)

[cdchyld]

Just added to the Vintage shop!

~ “Feeds and Feeding: A Handbook for the Student and Stockman” by F. B. Morrison (1944)

[thelone-copper]

Ahahaha…..guys guess what🤭🤭🤭

Colt’s dad is herE— I cant decide which outfit to give to him, so imma put up a poll to see which fit to give him. I might keep the other one just for funzies tho🤭🤭🤭🤭 his name is Cristobal and he holds Colt’s family rodeos every year in Home :DDDDDD he’s so silly guys

He’s just a lil fella,,,,Cristobal is a gentle giant, and much MUCH stronger than Colt🤭

HES ALSO MARRIED TEEHEEE (Mrs. Razzle belongs to @///t00fen on Insta)

[the-pianist-from-accumula-town]

🥤The OC Café🥤

Want a choccy milk?

In order from left to right!

Carrie Caramel - by Yours Truly @the-pianist-from-accumula-town ❤️ (Runs the café and hosts this event!)

Colt Cattlemen - by @thelone-copper (Colt's farm provided the milk for the Choccy milk. Thanks, Colt!)

Robbie Robs - by @clownsuu (Silly little beetle. Almost depleted choccy milk supplies all by himself.)

More under cut!👇

Skittles - by @saxophonelover1160 (BABY. SMOL. One of my faves 10/10 would draw them again)

Ida - by @stormcellarwitch (Enjoys her choccy milk with a nice book)

(don't have a name for this next one so I'll call him) Bee - by @lexieshomee (Look at him buzzing around happily!)

Poppet - by @cupophrogs (The embodiment of that one "Sitting in a sofa the wrong way" meme)

Dusty Bunny - by clownsuu (again! Can't get enough of his characters!)

Molly Moon - by @glitch-pep (She found herself a nice pillow❤️)

Andre Macaw - by @dottyorange (I modified the feathers and legs to resemble Poppy's, hope that's ok. We need more animal OCs I love them)

Gnostica Discreet - by @moth-lover-not-mother (Dancing to the music with her bestie!)

Berry Beloved - by @shadytreelucy-blog (According to her description chart she had to be dragged out of her lab to join the fun, and honestly? Mood.)

[frenchfry99]

"Can we keep it?"

The goober has been found

Rob's right tho, Lilly does remind me of a puppy a bit. Even though she's a cat. Puppycat then?

Poppet & Lilly are so precious to me augh-

(tato means dad)

Lil malicious creature

Lilly can be intimidating to literally anyone but her dads smh (maybe it's the clown nose)

Siblings confirmed 🤨🤨?? Just thought their dynamic would be silly cuz Lilly would be the Ashton defender number one (though there's already a whole bunch of em lol)

Ik this ver of Colt and Rob would not care for some random kid but I found this idea silly -

Two unhinged criminals and their possibly more unhinged child.

How did Rob find her? Well she's been lurking around the mob base for god knows how long (but literally, prolly only Home knew she's here-) until one day Lilly wasn't careful enough and got spotted by Rob or someone else.

Poppet and Ashton would be the only ones Lilly causes the least trouble to-

Tbh Lilly just wants attention (therefore her only fear is being left alone) and would commit crimes and various mischief to make sure you won't forget about her, unlike her og ver who'd rather give you some silly gifts & help. Though she still tries to be helpful in this au, but how competent and serious a child can be?

( ocs by @clownsuu @cupophrogs @ashchoo @thelone-copper )

(Also don't mind that style & brushes change on literally each of those I was going through a crisis)

[clownsuu]

I gotta know, are colt and Robbie in a qpr (queer platonic relationship) or are they both just hella affectionate?

LmAO I have lost count of how many times iv been asked what their relationship is, but it doesn’t hurt to mention it again (and post this heehoo-)

They are unlabeled! They don’t have a definitive concrete relationship, so you are free to interpret them how you see them! They are just very cuddly and happy individuals who enjoy their company with eachother 😔🥄🥄 not bound to labels

(@thelone-copper)

[eldritchparasol]

I always wanted to draw them out, I finally gotten around to drawing them. (@clownsuu @theknifeclown @thelone-copper)

[ashchoo]

Tw! for loud audio lmao

bruh it’s 1am and I stayed up making this shit 💪💪 the grind never stops

(( @thelone-copper @clownsuu ))

[lemonsiskull]

i want his face engraved on my headstone colt cattlemen belongs to @thelone-copper

[spadsnnocks]

There are two types of cowboy

(As always Colt and Mob!Colt belong to @thelone-copper))

[koifsssh]

a small gift for @thelone-copper​ ! i enjoy your cowboy man very much! he is very silly! 

(additionally, with dusty and rainy being very sleep oriented i feel it is very hard not to get drowsy when the both of them are together... you WILL sleep and you WILL be rested!!!)

( cw: obsessive behavior! )

i do feel that Rainy would misunderstand, which would then lead to Colt asking “are you okay or-” or something along those lines. 

Poor Colt... can’t seem to catch a break!

[thelone-copper]

WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????

He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl

ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭

[the-pianist-from-accumula-town]

@clownsuu silly guys

[frenchfry99]

...Ever heard of the sunset cowboy?

cw for a gun (poorly drawn one but stilll??)

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*BANG*

jk jk he didn't shoot anyone, old man was just goofing around I swear 😔😔

I liked his original ver's phrase about his nickname and remade it a bit for the mob ver, but now that I sit here writing this I think if Colt even can still be considered that in mob au?? Well, now he can /j

Bonus silly I drew already a while ago but never posted somehow

character belongs to @thelone-copper

💥💥>:oD💥💥

[clownsuu]

Are you doing OK ?

P.S Mob lovelie looking so fiiiiiiine .

I’m doing alright! Art block is still REALLY kicking me down rn though, it’s super hard to find motivation these days-

so as an apology, take some out of context doodles from the other blog JDHFHDHDH (spoiler: it’s mostly rob)

🌭✨Out of context doodles✨🌭

(@/thelone-copper)