#dunno where they got the lawn chairs but I guess they stole them from home depot or some shit
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A Mousy Priest and the Broken Window
A mousy American priest one day renovated a run-down, long-abandoned, bland-looking elementary school.
âFlood planes and depressions do wonders for property costs,â heâd later explain to friends. âAnd I swear Iâd never seen another building quite like itâso very decent, I mean.â
So, against the dioceseâs wishes, this fellow went ahead and purchased the lot, throwing up a homemade sign on its front lawn: âFuture home of St. Anthony Church.â
This friar was penniless, friendless, but unconcerned. While awaiting pennies and friends, he lived in the neighborhoodâavoiding additional vows of poverty by teaching history at the high school.
From the first, students agreed that Mouse (as the neighborhood quickly rechristened the priest) was quite stupid but also perfectly nice.
âHeâs alright, I guess,â one kid told his mom. âHe gets off topic all the time and should probably be the art teacher, but heâs alright.â
Teenage and twenty-something-year-old men agreed that the priest was quite stupid but debated the meaning of his niceness.
âI dunno. Guyâs gettinâ under my skin. Too much good idnât always a good thing,â one of them said.
âWell maybe you oughta shape up, ân heâd been outta here in no time,â his mom responded. ââBout time we had a good, âonest man âround here. Thatâs how I reckonâ.â
And thatâs precisely how the priest annoyed the living hell out of his neighbors, especially the younger guys whose moms still read the King James. These sons would have found Mouse more bearable had he driven a Cadillac or touched children. Sadly, though, after months of careful observation, the men concluded that the priest wasnât a villainâ
âNah, jusâ a dipshit,â Theo remarked. âYâknow,â he confessed to a friend, âNowadays Iâm kinda startinâ to miss that holier-than-thou crook who stole mommaâs retirement savinâs.â
Though held at almsâ length by the younger townsmen, the priest eventually won the affections of older folksâespecially from those who still remembered the old baptist hymns, which had been swallowed up alongside the church in the â89 flood. New churches had sprouted up since then, of course, but their only attendants were little girls, mothers, grandmothers, and whichever men were hitched to or romancing them at the time.
âHell nah. I havenâ benna church in ten years, jusâ about,â Mr. Franklin, a retired contractor, told the priest. âLeast, not since the old lady croaked. They got no soul no more. Donât need anybody tellinâ me how to be good no how.â
âWell what could we do to change that?â Mouse asked.
âChange what?â
âYou said thereâs no soul.â
âAh, well thatâs not gunna change overnight.â
âYou know thatâs not an obstacle.â
Mr. Franklin became quiet. He slowly chewed on his gums as he mulled on the question, a slight and solemn frown on his face.After a pause, he let out a long groan: âTell you what⌠Promise me weâll be singing âSwing Low,â and Iâll build that damn church for you myself. Wonât fix nothinâ, but I ainât busy either.â
âYou know I havenât got the cash for it,â Mouse laughed.
âThen you better thank God you got me as a friend, âcause I got friends. Iâm your answered prayer, son.â
So it was the memory of singing and a modest pledge that recruited the neighborhoodâs most talented glass-smiths, carpenters, and landscapers. It also helped that these folks wanted to see something else built besides a gentlemenâs club, liquor store, or crack house.
Later that afternoon, Mr. Franklin justified his commitment to Harvey, a friend of his: âSure, sure, goddam the Catholics, but goddam the pimps too, I say.â
âStill not seeinâ why you give a care,â his friend replied. âNot like pimps are goinâ anywhere, and not like youse gettinâ any wine anyhow, you ole drunk.â
âShut your mouth, boy. Iâll whoop your ass anâ Â have it saddled in time for J.C. to ride it inna church come Palm Sunday.â
Amused crowâs feet wrinkled around Harveyâs eyes: âAnd whatâs he gunna do with that tongue ah yours? Guarantee youâll shit those brave trousers ah yours at the sight ah Him. Besides, donât you got better things to do?â
âYou know full well thereâs jack shit to do in this town. Decent things, anyways.â
Whenever he wasnât scrambling around with chores or visits with friends or the churchâs construction or teaching or naps or city permits, the priest would sit in a sofa two sizes too cozy and read books seventy-times-seven sizes too big. Usually heâd just fall asleep while muttering things.
A few months after moving to town, students began visiting his little house to talk about books and music. He knew they didnât understand his favorite books, which he said were about poverty; and they knew he didnât understand their favorite music, which they said were about poverty. But they all loved to shoot the breeze.
âWill they ever put âMe Against the Worldâ in the Bible? Maybe then Iâd read it,â one of the girls said.
âWell Isaiahâs in there, so maybe God figured there wasnât any need for a sequel,â Mouse replied.
âWell maybe black people have something to add to the pot?â
One of the boys joked, âYouâre going straight to hell, Maggie.â
âStraight to hell?â Maggie hopped to her feet and belted out with musical flare: âLord, help me chaaaaange my ways!â Perking up to Maggieâs jubilee, the other kids chimed in for the chorus: âShow a little mercy on judgment day! It aaaaiiiinât me, I was raised this way! I never let em play me for a busta, make it hell for a hustler!â They all collapsed in laughter, rolling around on the floor and shouting at each other.
âGuess weâre all goinâ to hell!â the boy cried.
Mouse sat in his big chair with a big, embarrassed smile.
Eventually the day came when the building was restored to perfection: stained-glass windows to shame the New Jerusalem, towering wooden beams upon which God Himself could sit, raised flower beds brimming with foul-smelling compost. For years to come, whenever they accidentally wound up in âthe wrong side of town,â rich people from up north would be stunned to see the church in the middle of a ghetto.
âHow hasnât that thing been burnt to the ground?â a man wearing Ray Bans asked his wife, who was frantically scanning her map for escape routes.
âFocus honey: where in Godâs name are we?â
But on the eve before the churchâs first mass, the friar stood in the churchâs courtyard. In solitude, right at the foot of the steeple, he saw how good everything was.
And after a year of constant letdownsâarrested fathers, pregnant little girls, denied construction permits, offhand insultsâa quiet and easy joy welled back up in him.
For enough seconds, he could remember why he was there.
So this content little man grabbed a brick and wordlessly threw it through the facadeâs largest, most marvelous stained-glass window.
To Mouse, the sound of it was immense. Like a waterfall of crystals, he thought.
However many minutes passed, Mouse eventually smiled and thought again, Or like the rumble of a coming stampede.
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