#catscan

[picsfortheday]

[transmetal-tk]

New Pussycats

I know almost all of this is unpaintable plastic, I'm just messing around...

[autoacafiles]

[raurquiz]

#nationalcatday #transfomers #beastwars #tigerhawk #tigraton #beastmachines #masterpiece #riseofthebeasts #studiosseries #cheetor #transmetal2 #universe #razorclaw #shadowpanther #botcon #catscan #actionfigures @Hasbro @takaratomytoys

[mbfrezon]

https://quiltr.com/?p=23415

Also found: Bill the Cat

This is the photo used for the “Lost Cat” poster in November 1990 when Bill and Maggie made a break for it. Maggie sat on the front porch waiting but Bill was eventually found in the next door neighbor’s barn a day or two later. Nervous times for all. The poster notes that he was about seventeen pounds at the time and get a load of those magnificent toesies! He really was a “best cat”.

[mykmartinez]

Tesla • Myk Martinez #cats #catsofinstagram #cat #catpainting #cathumor #catoftheday #catart #catatonic #cataclysm #catscan #catsofvermont #vermontcat #feline #lightening #lighteningbugs #tesla #vermontbyvermonters #mykmartinez https://www.instagram.com/p/CpYZLk8PB7h/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rise-my-angel]

Episode 4 alone has

- Jaime and Bronn do a buddy cop b plot sneaking into Dorne like a couple of dimwits

- Ellaria and only like 3 Sand Snakes plotting to murder an innocent girl like utter stereotypes

- Petyr selling Sansa to the Boltons because he's literally the dumbest man alive now

- Melisandre trying to fuck Jon despite the only time weve seen her try to seduce as bastard was to kill him

- Ser Barristan fucking dies because dumb and dumber didn't like that Ian McElhinney voiced discontent for the direction of the character

Literally the only scene they did not utterly fuck up was Stannis telling Shireen about when she got greyscale and how he refused to give her life up.

BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL THAT SCENE PAID OFF IN THE END DIDNT WE

[bizzybee429]

god I'm depressed 🫠

[shunukitrash]

Brain go hurty.. Ow.

[marinecorvid]

good news: tumors haven’t grown!

bad news: I’ve got a pocket of mucus stuck in my sinuses and someone’s gonna have to go up there with the Metal Thin Stick to poke at the thing around it so it drains

rejoice, for I have survived another trip to hell to be shoved into The Loud Tube (went to the hospital for my biennial MRI scan)

[hoofpeet]

Sheep girl getting a catscan and forgetting that she stored her spare key + loose change in her rumen

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: Does anyone here know how to work an MRI machine?

Jaune: I can't but I bet Blake could.

Blake: What? Why do you think I could?

Jaune: Because when it comes to running an MRI Dogs can't, but Catscan.

Blake: ...

[xoxochb]

could you do a child of hades x leo valdez reader?? either headcanons or a fic idm!!

⋆·˚ ༘ * trying everything to get you laughing at me!!

warnings: none

pairing: leo valdez x gn child of hades

“okay how about this one: what does the skillet eat on its birthday?”

“I’m not sure, what does it eat?”

you were trying to sleep in, that was the plan, but when I certain son of hephaestus walked into your cabin at the crack of dawn (nine am) you were forced to forfeit your sleep to keep your boyfriend happy

he was telling you jokes, that’s what he wanted so badly that he just had to wake you up for, so now you sit on your bed with leo telling awful dad jokes

“pan-cakes” he says with a large grin

you shake your head slowly. he’s trying to make you laugh, you know because he won’t stop, and you haven’t laughed yet

but in truth, this was better than sleep, you liked listening to him talk, but you’d never tell him that

“alright…” he sighs “dogs can't operate MRI machines. but cats can (catscan)”

now it’s your turn to sigh, “I don’t like that one”

“I didn’t think you would to be honest” he thinks for a second before gasping “I’ve got it!”

“hit me” you say

“why are ghosts bad at deceiving?” he beams

“why?”

“because you can always see right through them”

you bite your lip to fight a smile, and you know that leo sees it because he goes in for another joke

“I’ve got another, you’ll love this one” he clears his throat before speaking “want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad?”

“how?”

“stab it twenty-three times”

this one makes you laugh, and when you saw leo’s bright smile it made yours widen

“I’ve got one more, hear this: they say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach, but I find going through the ribcage a lot easier”

at this point you’re gasping for air, and leo knows he’s succeeded in his mission to make you laugh. although he isn’t a fan of dark humor, he knew you loved it and he would do anything to hear your laugh

[raurquiz]

#internationalcatday #diainternacionaldelgato #transfomers #beastwars #beastmachines #masterpiece #riseofthebeasts #maximal #cheetor #tigraton #tigerhawk #predacon #shadowpanther #binaltech #ravage #universe #razorclaw #botcon #catscan #actionfigures @hasbro @takaratomytoys

[memories-of-ancients]

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

[mykmartinez]

What Cats See V3.oh my • Myk Martinez #cats #catsofinstagram #cat #catpainting #cathumor #catoftheday #catart #catatonic #cataclysm #catscan #catsofvermont #vermontcat #feline #UFO #UAP #vermontufo #vermontbyvermonters #mykmartinez (at Waitsfield, Vermont) https://www.instagram.com/p/CopmaidAlBO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=