#cats is weird

[u-hadme-atmoonpie]

My people think I look weird lying on this box

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[morushroom]

may i share with you the best video on the internet

[injuries-in-dust]

I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...

Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?

Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.

Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.

***

Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.

Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.

The humans response is to climb higher.

***

Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.

Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.

[catastrothy]

went into a fugue state and ate a shitton of overripe nectarines. it felt like a religious experience, to the point i immediately had to draw how i felt

[blee-bleep]

took time out of this finals week to redraw this precious frame. i love marcille and izutsumi's big-sister, little sister dynamic, so precious

[zyx]

vernon commented on this instagram reel😭

[calista-222]

BLAZE 🔥🔥🔥!!!

[arohollyleaf]

blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red

[u-hadme-atmoonpie]

I’m in the sink. Who knows why.

[egophiliac]

just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)

[llamahearted]

two people will go through similar things & learn to cope in different ways

print ♥︎ song

[dxkjf]

cat bucket puppy bug

[catastrothy]

stupid idea i was thinking about

[critterbitter]

This eel knows the art of manipulation and you can not convince me otherwise.

Link to my submas masterpost!